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That's a meme channel?
Late moment
?*
Yes
And it's a meme also yes
Sad
The trick is to have a bike just a little shitter than the bike you put it next to
Lmao
My bike was stolen once
I found it later at a store bike rack
Walked off with it
Here, epople steal electric scooters
I never got something stolen, just lost
Some of my friend got theirs stolen, and decide to buy snother one
Like my old phone
Even if your bike does get stolen
A decent 2nd hand bike is like 100 euros max
You don't want to buy new bikes anyways it's a scam
It's just like cars
Same, a classmate got something stolen and then got another one
I got my recent bike as new :sad:
Well you probably don't have 2nd hand bike stores in like every other town
I remeber once that a friend had his electric scotter locked on a fence with a very strong lock and somebody stole it, taking the lock and a piece of fence
Spanish people are rich confirmed
Nah we have those, but I remember this one got all the "high-end class" things
Lmao
What can be high end about a bike
We got bolt electric scooters
i once locked my bike and left the lights of my bike. The tail light got stolen
👍
I think the thief made profit
Suspension system basically and a fancy design
Man
"""High class"""
Im happy I got 7 gears
I got GIRA, Bolt and Bird in Lisbon
Not even a derailer
Lmao
Has some internal gearing system
It seems like dutch person having no bike gets him in jail for at least year
No idea how it works
Lmao
actual seats
simply repossess one
My country recently introduced laws for bikes
tech stuff too
Brb about to go around every bike store in Netherlands
I barely use my bike so all the features about it work just fine, except for the wheels that are flat
mine's closed down :(
Actually
How much bike stores are there in netherlands?
Mine are broken
Like one per town
Idk check in with the kvk
Brakes?
Had to tension my brakes by pulling the wire at the wheel end
XD
Pliers and a wrench did the job
why the hell is films and tv so laggy
I remember going very fast one day that using the brakes would just send me "flying"
Did some maintenance I was putting off yesterday
thank you windows
Windows moment
I had the lug holding my braking cable get loose one time
Cable tangled into the wheel
I can tell you from experience
Ah
Braking cables do not snap
roblox ad moment
my bike got a problem in it's rear wheel
Anyways did some maintenance yesterday
Oiled the parts
Drives like a charm now
Also had to refit my goddamn chain cover
Those things always break
It's held together with zipties and dreams
Imagine just adjusting the wheels tension to minimum and going from like 5Kmpm to like HolySh"t Kmpm
You're supposed to have it a bit loose
Ah really?
But not enough that your wheel can wiggle
If you put it too tight it brakes the wheel
I just have to fix the flat tires
I can't tighten it any further so I need to remove a link
Fortunately there is one store close here that do this, its just that I dont plan to use my bike anytime soon anyways
I dont know :trl:
It's fairly easy
Plus I dont have the tools
the hell is this crap lmao, i was showing off my keyboard
You just need a kit for it
Ah
They're very small
r/softwaregore
Yeah I heard about those kits
This is the only one I know :xd:
romania with all the fish
It's fairly simple you remove the outer tire with the hooks, then look for the hole
Use water if you can't find the hole
Then just sandpaper it, slap on some glue and put on the rubber fixer
Nothing, they just dont have air
Lol
:xd:
Yeah
Those things are so common here
I think my father got one of those tools, I just have to ask him
||But is more ez for me to just go to the store||
Not mine :trl:
Bruh
They're literally 13 bucks here
And you'll never have to go to the store again
Nah I think I will ask him about the tool, if it result that Isnt what I think it is then I would have to just go to the store
Trust me whatever you're paying the store to get your tires inflated, it's too much
Lmao yeah they are pretty cheap
There's even the fancy ones with a pressure indicator
Wth why I didnt think about this before, we have like 3 bikes here
Lol
I found one for like S/54 (Around 14 USD)
I had to pay in the store like S/.1 (Around 0.27USD, might not sound like much, but considering how annoying is to go to that store when I just want to use the bike is worth it)
Ye
I think will all the years that I didnt used my bike I might as well just clean it a little bit
Like 3 years without use lmao
More or less
Its saved in an old room, but recently we cleaned that room so Idk how it is now
Should get some wd40 on that bad boy
Maybe, yeah
It didnt got proper maintenance since I got it back in like 2016 Lmao
F
Ah
It's not very rusted
Just some rust spots
Not very deep I think
Pretty sure the gears and chains are not made of rustproof steel
Yeah
Still run fine tho
Nice
I think since I didnt used my bike in so long I might as well adjust the seat a little bit
I remember when I got it I barely reached the floor when I was using the bike
Yeah you're supposed to be able to put your feel down on both sides
Yeah
Then the height is correct
I was actually scared of using that bike because I also had trouble understanding the brakes and sometimes those were necessary
Have you got one of those like
Mountain bikes
Or a bike where you sit straight up
Lol
I need to actually get a new stand for my bike
The one I have rn is partially crooked
According to some articles and photos that I found my bike might be a mountain bike, the wheels style and suspension match the photos
Thick wheels?
Yeah
Yeah probably then
Most bikes are abroad
I hate them because of the Bent over posture when riding them
Wait hold up
Then probably something is broken in the wheels, I dont think thick wheels get decompressed so easily
But also, its been like 3 years
But it never got proper maintenance so...
I think I will have to check
That's where you inflate them and wait a couple days
Ye
You could take out the inner wheel and take it through a bucket
Great for spotting tiny leaks
Emmm.. like summering it in a bucket with water and noticing the little bubbles where the leaks are?
But if you didn't use it for 3 years it's probably just idle leakage
Emmm might be
Something that I really like about it is the suspension, it really helps with the bad state of the roads here
I guess that's important too
It first I was like "Nah it wont change that much compared to my old bike", then the roads here started to get more and more holes and it made more sense
Plus travelling thought dirt is more easy
Zamn you got bike paths?
Ye
Theyre like
Walking routes
Too
When the road speed is above 60kmh there's usually a seperated bike path
Well yknow there just is
Ah
By law
I just have to travel though avenues until I reach some bike path somewhere
We got something like this for example on the edge of town
Behind that sound wall is a 80kmh road
Is this game still active?
Also tallest hill in nl
Damn google maps doesn't even shows Bicycle rutes
Now that I lost some weight
Where?
And this type of crossing is very common
Nice crossing
.
It's a artificial sound barrier lol
Lol
Also fun for sledding
Traffic lights non existent in my town but yes
Imagine having snow
In nearby city it is common
Where u from?
I hate presorting with them
You can stand on the roadway
South America
Haven't had anything in the last couple years
Which is nice
It's disappointing
Same lol
The only snow I experienced was some artifical one in a event in a mall lol
Best fun time I remember
We lnly had snow like 2 years ago
I've never have seen snow in my entire life
Bluecloud moment
And that was due to a storm that englofed big part of the Spanish ingerior
This crossing is very annoying
Yeah when Spain got hit by that snow storm
That's my intergraded storage
what kind of infrastructure is that
Cuz both sides get green at the same time and can turn left
Bike infrastructure
Road
Bike
Bike
And annoying when you're trying to take a left
Through the stoplight
Cuz you're gonna need to to through2
hello
Best we had was a thunderstorm roughly every 30 years
Flex
Yeh, other than that storm, here it hasn't snowed since 2005
holy crap
I knew when it was nextcloud when it suddenly popped up
I'm android 11
Yeah
Android 11 and above has become shit
For security reasons
should i update my android q
I am rooted on A12 with fixes to some annoyances
If you want
Want the newest security features go for it
Want more annoying system features
Go for it
I'm on Android 10
Like hacking the ExternalStorageProvider to allow me to grant root storage access to apps
Meanwhile me with HarmonyOS 2.0
imagine android 10
Android 10 was good
H
security patch from like 2019?
H
Let me check
I think fairly recently
Figure out how to take a turn to any route
up to date 100%
At least it's an arrow signal
I will simply disconnect from the internet
The intersection I need to travel over for driving test has no arrow light
So the other traffic also has green
Lol
What in the
1 February 2021 for me too
Security patch homies
And I am still on Android 10
Lol
Idk
I have no idea what I need to censor and what not
Better safe than sorry anyways
When the miui
build date
What is that garbage ui
22/02/2022
And why is it arch based
aarch64*
lol
HarmonyOS@localhost
funniest shit
eyy
Nice
I got widevine L1
What that
drm
L1 cache?
for highest quality vids on platforms like netflix
Imagine netflix
*codecs
OpenGL ES 3.2
Still not as good as wired but much better than normal
AD2P?
I have enabled developer mode on my phone now 👍
What does it even do
AptX
allows for developing the system and apps
like
I can uninstall entire device through a computer with a cable now
Aptx and aac
But can you delete bloatware?
yes
Damm
having "fun" gathering data for a geography presentation
I want Facebook gone
GeoGuessr
adb uninstall com.android.vending
you can also fix your device using adb
Most phones support those codecs
removes google play store
no
I like deleted Me account
It's just the headsets that usually dont
i literally have to make a presentation about fishing
I always say morning
Because if it was a good morning
I'd be fishing
Still got the mic jack
Same
Fish.
But Bluetooth is convenient
I'm willing to lose some audio quality for the convenience of no wire
h
Time to visit Grandma
You gotta deal with the battery tho
So she can make me hutao hat
12h listening time

depends what you crank to the max
There must be illegal info somewhere
Obviously if you blast at full volume it's not lasting the long
Not talk about baterry degratation and not able to use it when battery has become trash
My house?
It's a standard liion battery
For me ,bluetooth headphones and wired headphones are eaqual in rpos and cons terms
@worldly carbon rate my cool watch
5 hours lmao
Cool watch
Good watch
I rate it 42:15
My headset folds into a fist holdable package
My pc headset came with a bag
My headset came in a box
Good for travel
Techwaifu
I just grabbed the first pic I could find
I can actually order some new covers for the outside
If I want to shitpost
@worldly carbon remember that lood images api I sent in commands?
Ye
Bruh, my phone just crashed and then restarted itself when I tried to turn it on
What about me ja
H
Stealer of lunch moneys
Yes
🤔
am i random enough to be random
Kami gaming
Nah, don't want to destroy my drive again
This episode on bottom gear
Who else are you gonna do
:flex:
Still waiting for Erk commit?
:sad:
Meanwhile me dealing with a bunch of randomly named folders where I put all my htmls, css, js
Instead of... you know, using git
Lol
Millet
Oh no
1st
add Quin's waifu here
This waifu does not exist or something?
I meant memes
Ah
🤔
@worldly carbon I will push to upstream once you implement these
https://nekobot.xyz/api/imagegen?type=trash&url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/305807983533752321/e15fed9a668ef59feb9b880c191f1dc3.png?size=4096
&intensity=1-10 can be specified in magik
737-Max 9
Isn't magik a very common command
wdym
ye
yes
Use use jpeg command smh
Actually
just don't use the /image endpoint
time to psychologically prepare for 20 commits after pull request being submitted
lood
even neko?
I don't want to try
So far I haven
't
gotten
any nsfw from neko
but don't try 4k
trust me
only bad comes from that
I will not be making a command for that
good
🤔
man
Hm
the searching for information has lead me to wanting to play openttd
thinking of fish and transport kinda made me want to play openttd, that's it
So yes
🤔
You didn't see anything
My hello message 😡
Say it again then
hi
Zones suck
hehehe.
goodbye
Roof
ah yes, zones
zones are good
Yes zones look ugly
You just have to know how to use
The buildings keep repeating
I was making zones seperated and in certain sizes soo it was generating maximum that size of buildings
I use them just for slums
I wish we could make custom zones out of any buildings
My industrial zone is filled with the same building
Yep
h
career mode?
I made zones+ but it is broken + no plugin buildings
money mode
New mode?
nah
A
n
H
ushuaia
Katori
Dang i am dissapointment
I thiught the new zones plugin would make like new houses for each zone
But it was just the original houses
new zones?
Zones+ ?
It just categorizes in game buildings
like usa, europe; urban or suburban
aaa
can my dog stop falling asleep on my wrist
everytime i'm near my dog and it decides to sleep, it uses my wrist as a pillow
Awww
awww
sofsarn co
rip
Annalternative of YouTube for android with Youtube Premium Features, as well as able to see dislikes and able to skip sponsors
So pretty much Google sent a cease and decease letyer
ah right
good
now just ban discord clients
I can see it
Same
E
Oh my uhhh poop
ah
crap
sadge
that word means something totally different to me
basically a meme using a template adapted to the SDLG users crappy humour
a video of someone saying "when you make your memes in video"
Should I draw something
Why
Because
Draw 2x2 isometric pixel art house
Hell.
me killing you in red alert as japanese among us waifu
O:
Does TT collect phone IMEI?
😱
What should I do if an app wants my imei
RESTART.
Hello
hi
What do we do with a drunken sailor
you through em off board
What do we do with a drunken sailor
you kill em
Tesla
.-.
🤔

Gun
@night sentinel your trains in regensfurt main fun was deadlocked
i fixed it for you
those were kami's trains
@full jasper quin fixed a deadlock you made
you accidently put a signal the wrong way
Ah
plot twist: quin now broke the entire company's rail network
not really
Probably
cbt seems to be all fine
this garbage city screwed you over hard lmao
i lost my head, can someone find it :troll:
@worldly carbon quin made the company rating in a city plummet because he didn't put a singular piece of tramline
hehehe
the finest of dutch infrastructure
Still it's basically an everyday thing
lol
im good at something
not here since, 2020?
There are still some small earthquakes
Woman
monika after story
hm
Dude where is MAcro 😟
Macro don't reply
I hate this contrast
MACROOO HERE EGEN
oh, what happened?
cemetery
o r acity
????
nvm
Bitten by fat redback spider
After refusing to exterminate his basement
While i was talking to my girlfriend, my nephew messaged me saying my little brother got bitten by a black spider with a red dot on the back
Somewhere in the basement
Oh.
As an aussie
I immediately recognized the spider my neph is talking about
astraya strong
didn't know daule had an aerial 360 view
Bruh, my language teacher just gave us 6 homework (2 weeks worth of homework) in the span of 30 minutes
middle eastern city 
Dyno mad moment
buildig
This reminds me of something...
Ah yes
😰 😰 😰 😰
malecón 26 de noviembre seems like it has been built very recently
that's not a malecón
this is the malecón
ah
nice beach 👍
You can't build houses in water.
:perrofiesta:
Wait
tsokolate beach
Its my dream... Not her.. my dream cok
I see the Earned Diamomds
1...
Something...
hello
no way
0.82 mbps
Speed
cry about it
😔
Don't cry about it
he should
Hey mate Akemi, it seems to be a meme making fun of Ecuadorian people.
Stay safe and try to not get banned.
i know 😔
i should delete that
i wonder how it is
The
💀
😂 😂
Thanks for ctrl c + ctrl ving rtobby's message
We need how to install 64 bit java tutorial
no.
hi kyo
???
Clearly the B in "blue" is different
Tfff
Do not
Bro wrote an essay
real
Ok and?
among us
flopa
Hahahahhah very funny
🤓
Nice opinion. Just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your comment, it looks like your opinion is different from mine.
Boy, let me tell you something.
I am the baseline for opinions, any opinion I hold is objectively correct and, as a result, any other opinions are wrong. And guess what? You happen to hold a wrong one. And I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have now contacted the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, the Navy SEALs, the Secret Service and your mom. You'll rot in prison for the rest of your life over this, mark my words you'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions. By the time you're reading this, you're done for boy. Nature will punish you. Humanity will punish you. Supernatural beings will punish you. Space will punish you. Oh yeah, and we decided that just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit so there's no chance you can run away and everyone you know will die. It's a small price to pay for ethnic cleansing. May this post be a warning for anyone else brave enough to share an incorrect opinion; you've been warned.
#language-bar please
Nice copy pasta you got there however. im informing you about your extended car warranty
I dont know chinese
Stop
Ok.
Religious topic?
Oh hell naw

how can i apply for minimod
Mogus drip
Me when I :fjunny:
Hey
😐
hi
what city is this wtfff hlepl
Me when the @compact dragon is sus😳 😳 😳
Coastal
BRUH
PUERTP
puerto ayora looks like a nice little city
but it's in galapagos islands
so...
not funny
tru
stop you're making it more annoying. How did you manage to do that
true
same. Even though I've never been out of malaysia
i live like 40km from the border
Imagine international travel
so true
Kelantan moment
no
Imagine touching grass
👎😡
Jakarta is
Give keropok lekor those are delicious
Sameeeeeeee
Especially with tomato sauce
mm
or the chilli sauce
i need to drive like 20km to get some of that good stuff
fish sausage
👍
sad
💀
actually you're technically correct
although it's way more harder than a sausage
This you?
black pic

