general

[gritty sand]

burn the bodies

[past sky]

eat the corpses

[high hill]

Chernobyl them

[past sky]

what

[high hill]

Get the deceased, and throw them into the sarcophagus
Let the radiation destroy the flesh and break down the bone marrow

[past sky]

nah just eat the corpses

itll be a waste if we don't eat it

time to legalize cannibalism

[high hill]

Sweet Home Alabama
Wait that's something different nevermind

Got my legal shhhtuff mixed up

[naive ice]

Hi gang

[fleet bone]

Imagine wake up to work and see corpses everywhere

Typical Teusday

[meager sun]

What the heck is this name

[naive ice]

It's inappropriate lol

[marble fern]

same

is that R6?

oh

it's CoDM

ma bad

[iron jewel]

Hello, im starting a new City rn and nobody wants to live there. I got everithing i have at 100% but nobody comes, level 2 City.

[proud void]

Ptag demands

[sinful peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/710736553907060826/961325496900124672/Screenshot_20220406-2103542.png

Other than power, water, fire, police
Here are the basic needs of different buildings:

Residential
: health
: health + park + low education
health + park + sport + low education + high education

Commercial
: (none extra)
: park
: park + sport

Industrial
& : (none extra)
: park

[past sky]

Tell you what that looks like it's gonna be a thing in the future

[iron jewel]

Ok thank you

[zenith estuary]

Anyone here have bridge design?

If yes, i want the example.

[true lintel]

see #tips-n-tricks

[zenith estuary]

Ok thx

[true lintel]

#tips-n-tricks message

[carmine smelt]

Hello, I'm really very new to the or twon and I don't know how to go to space or get my research ship back. Can anyone help me?😩

[proven nymph]

yooo

let's gooo

load shedding is back for 2 days

[whole furnace]

are there similiar games

[naive ice]

City skylines

[hybrid anvil]

tomfoolery

[high stirrup]

In order to go into space, you need to build all the DSA objects as far as I remember

[rough tusk]

i thought was a syrian warzone

[late pendant]

average day in the balkans

[fickle tapir]

I thought so too

[gritty sand]

Sacabampaspis.

[past sky]

smash

[dense swan]

live scababampis reaction

[meager sun]

This feels illegal

[proven nymph]

hey guyz

power will go off about

now

[hybrid anvil]

the

[gritty sand]

Wait wha

[gritty sand]

ok

[ivory bone]

uhhhhh

[carmine kiln]

For God sake

my population is going down bad

[true lintel]

just the poor people

its fine though

[carmine kiln]

so i have to raise up poor people ?

my population had 27k and down to 22k

[true lintel]

nah

just build the zones you have demand for

[carmine kiln]

still going down

the happines is 100%

[hybrid anvil]

Why is the emoticon saying the complete opposite

[carmine kiln]

idk

maybe bug

or something

but emotion is 100% of happines cuz i activated uber mode

[true lintel]

show me the graphs

the population graph

[carmine kiln]

NOO

anyways there u go

[true lintel]

not what i asked for, there is a line graph in one of the tabs (you can switch after going into city overview)

I think its the 2nd one

[carmine kiln]

this one?

[true lintel]

are you manually toggling this?

[carmine kiln]

no

[true lintel]

uber makes population growing so much harder

[carmine kiln]

i have activated it tho

[true lintel]

exactly, in uber it is more difficult to locate the problem

everyone is "happy"

[carmine kiln]

as i can see

[true lintel]

you can see if some houses do not have the influences provided i suppose

use the eye icon

[carmine kiln]

there u go

[true lintel]

i didnt ask for that, i asked for you to see if all the influences were provided to them

just because they are happy, doesnt mean they have it

Uber mode: TheoTown's NorthKorea

[carmine kiln]

aith no way

[frosty blade]

Hi

[carmine kiln]

hi

[true lintel]

Hi abdullah, youre back

[proven nymph]

g

am back from this 3 hour blackout

beautiful

anyways hi

[naive ice]

hi

[carmine kiln]

helo

making fictional european city

[mossy knot]

y'all usually play sandbox mode or normal mode?

[queen ermine]

I prefer sandbox since it gives alot of freedom to construct a city

[mossy knot]

I see

[carmine kiln]

i tried to make it like this one

ngl thx for suggesion

[frosty blade]

Yeaaaa

I forgot how to make a server 🙂

Can someone help me?

[gritty sand]

I believe if you go in region view there's an option to upload it

[frosty blade]

Can you give me a picture?

[hybrid anvil]

Follow the pointer people carefully

[frosty blade]

Hahahah lol thanks

[gritty sand]

I can't find the pointer people can you add pointer people pointing to them

[kindred hare]

The effort: 📈

[gritty sand]

where

[true lintel]

gotta love the guys pointing at the other guy who is point at the other guy

[hybrid anvil]

focus below the staring osaka

[gritty sand]

i dont see it

[hybrid anvil]

i failed as a whole to tutor people

:marisad:

[gritty sand]

sorry i do no understand

where is it

[hybrid anvil]

its the color white that look like a button

[gritty sand]

i am colorblind

[hybrid anvil]

Its the rectangle

[gritty sand]

which rectangle

[true lintel]

thats a whole new kind of colour blindness

[gritty sand]

so this one?

[hybrid anvil]

the one that measures like a wafer bar

[gritty sand]

what is wafer bar

[hybrid anvil]

😭😭😭

[gritty sand]

you are very mean

0/10 stars

[hybrid anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/marisad-touhou-marisa-kirisame-sad-gif-20456205

[gritty sand]

that hurts my feelings

please do not doing harassment!

[hybrid anvil]

im not the harsammnet

[gritty sand]

yes you are

[hybrid anvil]

im do not

[gritty sand]

yes you do am

[hybrid anvil]

i am do not do not harassment

[gritty sand]

you are do harassing

[hybrid anvil]

Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

[gritty sand]

sorry i cant read

[hybrid anvil]

i am harassment from you

[gritty sand]

that is illegal

i will call police you

[hybrid anvil]

Dont plez

i have family with 0 children

[gritty sand]

do not do harssment to you

[hybrid anvil]

no you are doing do harassment me

[gritty sand]

no you are doing harassing to me not you

[hybrid anvil]

you did it first🥹

[gritty sand]

please stop harassingate me! i own discord i ban you

[hybrid anvil]

your harambent i must not you do not your discord im not scaried

[gritty sand]

i am discord you harambey horsing harassing me and call me harass you but you harassing me and you be scare as i am scare

[hybrid anvil]

wait yoy ar discorddd??? im so srry i wil never do harasming ever agen to u😭

[gritty sand]

i do not asketed for you opinion please cease harass me

[hybrid anvil]

i wil do not do harsment to you

[gritty sand]

stop be jealous of me

[hybrid anvil]

no fool

[gritty sand]

you harass me

[hybrid anvil]

you harsmnt me too

[gritty sand]

you harassing me then say me harassing you but you harassing me then say no fool so you harass me

[hybrid anvil]

im no harss you i am not harrassible becuz im nice person and im not harament to uou and no fool is jsut jok

[true lintel]

marqo when did this happen to you 😭

[gritty sand]

i am nice person you bad tutorial and get mad and harass me and say i harass you i no harass you

[hybrid anvil]

harassment

[gritty sand]

do not do dramatic

[proven nymph]

free theotown gift cards

free theo gidct tcstrds

[gritty sand]

me me

[hybrid anvil]

Free thoe gift crads??

[gritty sand]

they mine

go away

[hybrid anvil]

no shoo

its mine

[gritty sand]

stop harass me again

[hybrid anvil]

im no harassment to you

i want gfit crad too

[gritty sand]

yes you are harassment to you

gift card mine

me first

[hybrid anvil]

fool with foolish behavior

[gritty sand]

harassment

[hybrid anvil]

i want thoe gift card

[gritty sand]

they my giftcard

i see they first!

[latent wraith]

Mmm I love spam

I'm glad you all do too

[hybrid anvil]

alr ima stop, we gonna get warned arent we

[gritty sand]

almost forgot fun in general isnt allowed

[hybrid anvil]

Ppurg 1000

[latent wraith]

Spam isn't allow Eggo

You damn well know that

[gritty sand]

everything is regarded as spam at this point

[true lintel]

not you too 😭

[latent wraith]

If you have an issue file a complaint or leave

[gritty sand]

Hallo ik new 😃

[true lintel]

Hello! Welcome to the server, I hope you are enjoying the game

[gritty sand]

Yes its my favrite game

😃

[true lintel]

mine too actually. One of the few games I occasionally go back on

Simple to play, but so many ways

[gritty sand]

run whilst you still can

save yourself

Yes its my main game I play my goal is to get 1mil population

[true lintel]

eggo, i will lock you in my basement

[gritty sand]

i already basically am

[true lintel]

i believe in you, you can do it, good luck

[true lintel]

my basement inside the basement. the one youre in right now is just for show

[marble fern]

Bunny, can we share eggo?

[gritty sand]

wtf

ive got children to care for your not allowed to lock me in any basements

[marble fern]

You'll take care of mines

[true lintel]

wtf, no

you can have him

[marble fern]

Yipee

[gritty sand]

Is the game gonna be existing for atleast 5 years because I dont want to lose al my progress

[gritty sand]

no it will be deleted next week

[true lintel]

I cannot answer that for you, but I hope so

[gritty sand]

Really 😔

[true lintel]

dont listen to eggo please

hes goofy

[gritty sand]

offensive

[marble fern]

Don't listen to the clown

[true lintel]

and is lying

[gritty sand]

Oh oké

[gritty sand]

WHAT

id never do that

[true lintel]

lots of updates in the works

[marble fern]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-license-clown-phantomv3x-v3x-gif-834007702285978431

[true lintel]

you told me you wouldnt spam

[gritty sand]

i swear if spam gets mentioned one more time im going to drive a nail through my skull

: (

?

bro is super sneaky

never saw a message here

[true lintel]

Eggo, what happened to

[marble fern]

https://tenor.com/view/rule97-spamming-in-general-general-turles-gif-23734772

[gritty sand]

how strange

it dosent exist in my folders anymore

[true lintel]

We still have logs though

[gritty sand]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[marble fern]

Sounds like Tacos Tuesday

[gritty sand]

Do you guys know how old the game is

[true lintel]

lemme check

[marble fern]

Darknight, don't worry, this is the deepest point you can reach in this channel

[gritty sand]

What do you mean

[marble fern]

Nothing huhuhu

[true lintel]

https://theotowngame.fandom.com/wiki/TheoTown_Wiki

[gritty sand]

Thank you

If you place down a nuclear reactor and don't connect water pipes it gives you a super secret achievement

If it starts glowing red dont worry

[true lintel]

the server and forum was made in 2017

[gritty sand]

Wow

[marble fern]

Does it work in my garden?

[gritty sand]

yes

I want the achievement I’m gonna try it

hehe

[marble fern]

No no no

[gritty sand]

shush

be quiet xina

[marble fern]

We told you to NEVER listen to clown eggo

[true lintel]

but if we go by this the game is older than most of us

[gritty sand]

your risking your very existence just by speaking those words

[true lintel]

stop

no

[gritty sand]

don't do it trust me

[true lintel]

all of you stop it

well trust eggo on the reactor thing

[gritty sand]

yep

Guys I did not get the achievement it only did kaboom 💥

You did it wrong

Place it in the middle of the city

Oh

Oke

[marble fern]

Theotown 76 sounds like Fallout 76

Which is possible

[mystic temple]

I love this guy

[gritty sand]

sorry I have a gf

[marble fern]

Be my gf

I saw it

[gritty sand]

Saw what

[marble fern]

It's now acted

[gritty sand]

Are you having another one of those episodes

Where you see things

Noooooooopooo my city it explode 🤯 did u lied eggo 1 hour of my city building is now wasted 😡😡

You did it wrong

[marble fern]

Hope you didn't saved

[gritty sand]

Your supposed to put it on the moon

Moon city

What do you mean saved

Yes I did saved it

go to the moon and make a city there

Then try

[marble fern]

Saved after the kaboom?

[gritty sand]

Oké ik try it on the moon then

[marble fern]

You can't

[true lintel]

no

dont trust eggo

[gritty sand]

Just make a rocket and go there

what happen to trusting eggo

[true lintel]

i dont think thats how you get the achievement

[true lintel]

you made their city blow up

[gritty sand]

Oh I'm sorry

I meant mars

[marble fern]

We really have to tape eggo's keyboard

[true lintel]

why are you goofy eggo

hey eggo, you should make more plugins

[marble fern]

Good night

[gritty sand]

I lack a social life and have no friends to talk to so I sit here and stare at general all day longing for the chance to participate in a real conversation yet only end up doing the same exact sequence over and over till I inevitably get myself banned and thrown out of the community to an empty void to search for any other community to torture and state my existence in for a mear 2 years to once again move on from to repeat the cycle

[gritty sand]

gn

[marble fern]

I saw it

[gritty sand]

Go to sleep

Your tired and seeing things

[kindred hare]

I also saw it

[marble fern]

https://tenor.com/view/spurs-spurs-legacy-wpurs-gif-20017865

[gritty sand]

Your really good at editing

[hybrid anvil]

Well, another day another dollar

I didnt sleep since i gotta go to class in a few hours

[marble fern]

THX ur the best

We have proof

[true lintel]

trying to decide between reading, playing games, doing homework and speeling

[gritty sand]

Edited proof*

[hybrid anvil]

a few hours i mean only 1 hour

[gritty sand]

That's clearly fake

[marble fern]

Ok gn

[gritty sand]

How old you guys city mine now 2 years

[true lintel]

night xina

[mystic temple]

If this is real I'm sorry 😔😔😔

But I support you 😁

[true lintel]

i keep resetting my cities 🙃

[hybrid anvil]

Gn da wok

[kindred hare]

I had one city that aged the same.

[gritty sand]

Cool

[kindred hare]

Many incompatible or missing plugin once i load it.

[mystic temple]

Hehe

[hybrid anvil]

I had a city that was already 3 years however it got corrupted

[mystic temple]

8 years

[gritty sand]

Yeah I’m a bit worried that one day the game wil close and my city is gone

[mystic temple]

The same city

[gritty sand]

madman

you scare me

[hybrid anvil]

I only found out about this game since late 2018

[mystic temple]

Idk if I can post this here sorry 😔😔

[gritty sand]

What

[gritty sand]

aghhgg theotown in thetown server my eyes

[hybrid anvil]

That is the most theonia thing i ever seen in my entire life

[mystic temple]

This one

[hybrid anvil]

Its theo's town

[mystic temple]

Hahaha 😂

[gritty sand]

what the theo

But is the chance high that it wil never closing the game

[hybrid anvil]

Lobby's town is lost media

[mystic temple]

Sad 😢

[full jasper]

F

[unkempt trellis]

Revive this server

Why not?

[cosmic laurel]

Its alive tho at some point in time

Its timezones...

[past sky]

Discord users when people decided to touch grass :

[violet nova]

real

[brisk horizon]

I did a rocket test launch how long till I can launch again?

[finite basin]

Whar

[dense swan]

this game is peak

it made me grateful that im not american

[tough canyon]

Hello good sirs

I am a living breathing human being

I may be human but I ain't humane

[high hill]

An inhumane human being a humane human

Don't think about that one too hard

[proven nymph]

gotta keep configuring my discord server

[gleaming orchid]

basically me

[tough canyon]

Good for u

Why is everyone anime?

And why is joorb a goofy lookin gaster

Thus server hurts my brain

This meant

Welp ima sleep now

[cosmic laurel]

Welcome to theotown

[tough canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

[tough canyon]

Fr

But the game is fr fire

[cosmic laurel]

Real

[tough canyon]

Also

One question

I get stuff with night animations but it never works how do I fix that. Sry if dumb question I just got theotown yesterday

But so far best mobile game ever

[cosmic laurel]

Hmm idk

Im at school

[tough canyon]

I'm going to sleep it's 22:33

And as soon as I turned off the lights I was reminded I have sleep paralysis so maybe no sleep for me

[fickle tapir]

Just sleep on your side

[tough canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/sraczkownica-sraczkownica3000-basil-omori-omori-basil-omor-gif-25024352

Wow

I'm a idiot

Anyways thank you good sir

[latent wraith]

Check the settings

To turn on night mode

[tough canyon]

Thank you

[latent wraith]

No problem

[finite basin]

Lol

Never heard of it.

[fickle tapir]

You know

I thought it would be worse

[latent wraith]

I wouldn't say everyone

But do what ya want mate

your account xD

[gleaming orchid]

I still touch grass.

I collect decent strategy games in my free time

do you play rusted warfare

You should.

Just look it up on google or steam

Decent game with a decent community

There's mindustry as well

[latent wraith]

Anyone want to see a public kidnapping?

Pmodmenu 1225211164045082757

[sinful peak]

Case #4547

victor55428. was kidnapped for the following reason: Likely alt account, that's a known creeper

[fickle tapir]

What did bro do

[gleaming orchid]

Trolls moment

[latent wraith]

I have delivered

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-not-entertained-gladiator-maximus-russel-crowe-gif-17515382

[gleaming orchid]

I've seen some on the ai image generator discord i'm in

[fickle tapir]

"that's a known creeper" 💀 hell nah

Yeah lock em up

[gleaming orchid]

Like, some moron shows up, tells us that they have attraction towards kids

And then i particularly harrass that guy to the point i get warned

[latent wraith]

Normally I would just ban him

Bit this is his third account

I figure some ruder language is needed lmao

[fickle tapir]

Not really

[gleaming orchid]

You're in the Edge of the Town

This is basically the Off Topic category

[latent wraith]

It's about the normal amount of discord tomfoolery

[weak temple]

It is off topic

[high hill]

Haah.. haha.. very funny

[latent wraith]

Seeing as this is a public server lol

[gleaming orchid]

It is what it is.

[weak temple]

Also yo what's up?

I heard kidnapping.

[latent wraith]

Howdy Ikey

[weak temple]

That's a rhetorical question.

I can read 😆

[gleaming orchid]

Some kid attracted moron got bagged

[fickle tapir]

As one would

[high hill]

We get a lil bit of funny around here
But a friendly reminder - Terrorism is not funny, please no terroristic jokes.
Also no politics, because politics are dumb

[latent wraith]

Ah crazy is when all the Euros are active lol

This is a slightly more active night

[weak temple]

Indeed

[gleaming orchid]

i don't see a reason to discuss politics

[latent wraith]

compared to most days

[fickle tapir]

A member being jailed is kinda rare

[latent wraith]

I just don't do it here normally

[high hill]

Xactly.

[latent wraith]

Was feeling silly lol

[fickle tapir]

Hwat

[latent wraith]

I

I am not sure what to make of that

[gleaming orchid]

Ban speedrun letsgoo

It has been said.

[latent wraith]

I mean

I firstly

Not really sure what ToS says about that

Secondly

[gleaming orchid]

Section 10 of the rules has indicated that political and terrorism related discussion is not allowed

[fickle tapir]

Get that world record

[high hill]

If it's a joke, then mate what the hell
If it's not a joke, I'll pull up the FBI or the UN

[past sky]

What a great timing to look at the chat

[gleaming orchid]

Yeah no one discussing genshin yet

[latent wraith]

I am going to assume your joking

[past sky]

that explains a lot

[gleaming orchid]

you are sentenced to 48 hours of genshin impact

[latent wraith]

and just hope you missed the mark

[weak temple]

Your treading a line my friend

[gleaming orchid]

I got warned for posting a meme about the forbidden one.

It was a joke that went TOO FAR

[fickle tapir]

What the UN gonna do? They're practically useless

[high hill]

What I thoughts..

[past sky]

Wait why UN

When there's CIA

[latent wraith]

Fellas I think we can lay off that one lmao

[past sky]

Yeah sure

[latent wraith]

No need to run someone out of town

[fickle tapir]

You forgot to add "in Minecraft"

[high hill]

Considering what happened with [Insert Very not good thing here], I think they'll be up for doing something

[past sky]

Honestly I don't even read the entire chat lmao

[gleaming orchid]

Lets not make the guy leave folks

[past sky]

I have no clue what is going on here

[gleaming orchid]

I have to be the one doing that

[high hill]

On a lighter note; Yeah I got nun

[fickle tapir]

😐

What the hell

[gleaming orchid]

what 1938913728286381823628187hrs of internet does to a man

[latent wraith]

Man really isn't making this easy on me lol

[weak temple]

No he isn't.

[gleaming orchid]

I know i should be gaming rn

[latent wraith]

lmao

About me checks out

[high hill]

I'm gonna cut the bs here with my bs cutting knife and say

Kitty's!

[past sky]

Can't believe we're already in April now

Time flies so fast

[weak temple]

Don't remind me

[fickle tapir]

We getting old boys

[past sky]

Still got time to make this year my year 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️

[high hill]

How two disarm any international criminal: "Hey wanna see a picture of my cat? whips out phone and silently alerts 911 of my location"

[past sky]

Makes me wonder if I'm the oldest in this conversation rn

[fickle tapir]

What if the person a dog person

[high hill]

Oh
That's what the DBS is for

[fickle tapir]

Wait until a 90 year old joins the server

Or maybe they're already here

We don't know

[high hill]

Tsunami
Interesting name, wonder how he got it

Oh good christ Satan

Yes that was unnecessary
Uh
Yeah that's all i got to back myself up

[fickle tapir]

Im guessing he creates a tsunami every time he jumped into a body of water

[proven nymph]

huh

[foggy glacier]

does anyone has new york seed in theotown?

[proven nymph]

newyork

[past sky]

Isn't "Manhattan"

Ah no

[proven nymph]

yeah

idk

[past sky]

Oh is it?

[proven nymph]

check #seeds-n-maps

[past sky]

Idk just check both

[high hill]

I have to take my chance here

[past sky]

Or that

[proven nymph]

i think it is manhattan after all

[high hill]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-half-life2-gman-gif-25087297

They're all preparing for Unforseen Consequences

[proven nymph]

ok it was newyork

i forgot as well but did recall something

[high hill]

Me and my failed Manhattan attempt that I gave up on last week

[foggy glacier]

manhattan island

like this

[proven nymph]

yeah pretty sure you can try newyork

[latent wraith]

Check the pins of #seeds-n-maps

Or just that channel in general

If there isn't one to your liking you can make your own as well

Best of luck with that

[past sky]

Thinking about New York City makes me wanna redo everything in my New York alike city project and start again

[high hill]

I remember when I tried my go at NYC

I got bored and returned to the USSR

[fickle tapir]

Kyo's NYC is progressing really good

[latent wraith]

Well I would assume by now you've atleast called to local authorities

To get something on file

Because you shoot someone lol

[junior iron]

hello

[fickle tapir]

LivingBreathingHumanBeing is the most interesting member I've come across

[foggy glacier]

nevermind, i got it

[past sky]

I still got my old abandoned city project where I successfully tried to recreate Times Square

Couldn't find the screenshot but found a video instead

Man it's been 2 years

[latent wraith]

I was looking at some steam pictures the other day

The last time I legitimately played TT was like 3 years ago lol

[high hill]

Well jeez

[past sky]

Damn

[high hill]

Man hit stuckenborstel and quit

[latent wraith]

Well I just haven't got the motivation to crank out what these new guys do

Best to just retire and say things were different in my day

[high hill]

And old guys

[proven nymph]

you don't theo hard anymore

you now krunk

[past sky]

Everything was different back in the days

[high hill]

Back in my day quote excuse

[past sky]

I still remember how the old forum looks like

[latent wraith]

Damn right, gotta use that Admin VC for something lol

[high hill]

I remember when I first got here on my old account

[latent wraith]

It sure was...

[proven nymph]

lol

[past sky]

Speaking of that, I haven't post anything in the forum for 2 years now

[high hill]

Tf
No I don't, that was..

4 years ago maybe

Before the discord 13+ rule

[past sky]

2020 was 4 years old ago

Let that sink in

[high hill]

E

[latent wraith]

Not sure there was a time before the 13+ thing

[high hill]

Policy

App policy

[latent wraith]

Just a time before people were caught

[high hill]

Or whatever

[foggy glacier]

i think, Theotown added a car accident event years ago?

[latent wraith]

Seeing as that whole 13 thing is like government regulation

[foggy glacier]

like a car burning in the road

[high hill]

Ouh

[past sky]

Yeah they added that a long time ago

It's a detail

[latent wraith]

I was born 20 years ago, my life statistically is ¼ of the way over

Now let that sink in

Makes ya think

[past sky]

Lmao same

[high hill]

I was born 16 years
No no
Almost 17 years ago

Holy f**k
My mind just kinda like.. woahed at me

[past sky]

Actually wild to think that I already have a job

[latent wraith]

Malsa did you go to uni?

[high hill]

I have my work & learners permit

[past sky]

Nah

[high hill]

Therefore, I can get a crap job somewhere temporarily

[past sky]

Though I was planning to go to university after I'm done with the job

[latent wraith]

Respectable choice tbh

What do ya do?

[past sky]

Making coffee for living

[latent wraith]

You know that actually sounds like it'd be interesting

[high hill]

Barista then

[past sky]

Yeah that

[latent wraith]

Compared to some other jobs of a similar style

[proud void]

Me thinking that in 4 grade I was looking at 6 grades and thinking can't wait to get there. Now I am in uni and I fell like that was yesterday... time flies

[latent wraith]

Baristas see alot of variety

[past sky]

One thing I love about working in this café is that there aren't so many customers coming to the café

[high hill]

Facts there

[past sky]

Tho we have a rush hour at 1pm

[high hill]

It feels like a decade since.. well..

[proud void]

I fell like after 2019 everything it's on rush

It going so fast

[latent wraith]

Well Covid made time feel... Strange

To say the least

[fickle tapir]

Blink and suddenly you're in retirement

[latent wraith]

But good to hear

[high hill]

Time, Mr. Freeman?

[latent wraith]

Morgan Freeman?

[high hill]

I'll spit it out
Feels like a decade-

Oh ffs Evan I'm going over my life drama

[proud void]

I mean 2014 was 10 years ago

[latent wraith]

Oh my b

I'll let you cook

[high hill]

No, Gordon Freeman from Haf Lief

[high hill]

A decade since my breakup
Yeah yeah, feel for me or whatever, I don't care all that much, needed to happen
But it's only been like, 3 months

Eh, maybe 4

[latent wraith]

Well go through it young is good for your character

Get it out of the way now so you can process it easier in the future lmao

[past sky]

2014 hits different

[high hill]

For sure

[past sky]

I still remember how it was

[latent wraith]

But no I'm trolling... I know it's always hard

[high hill]

Oh

[proud void]

Yea it feels like life was easier back then

[high hill]

I was gonna say
Learn from my mistakes and try preventing those mistakes happening with someone else

But screw that then

[latent wraith]

Well I mean let's be real your a neko (I think I got that right?) I mean emotions are normal and such

But your right learning is always the most important part

[high hill]

Finally someone who hasn't referred to me as a furry, and got it right

[latent wraith]

Well I've seen you mention it enough times

To just look at your bio

[high hill]

And it's right there, yeah

[proud void]

I remember the times all the kids gathered at the corner of the street and we all were playing actual games, none of us had phones back then. Now if you manage to find some kids they are all on theyr phone. Some games from my childhood I didn't saw them for years. Kids nowadays look at you "leave me alone" when suggesting those games

[high hill]

Just a silly fluffy boi watching the world crash down around me :3

[past sky]

Forgot to ask this, have you applied to go to university?

[high hill]

I'd be up for trying them, but catch me in a bad mood and yeah, just go away

[latent wraith]

Well times are a changing. Most of that comes down to parenting style but to each their own

[latent wraith]

I'm actually about done with my second year!

[high hill]

Awh sweet, congrats!

[past sky]

Ay that's cool

[high hill]

I don't plan on doing uni or college, since next year I'm doing half-days at a technical school, and my senior year full day

[proud void]

Yup, nowadays it's easier just to give the phone to the kid and that's it. You got him locked for a few hours

[high hill]

Pretty much gonna go to school, get my core class credit, leave halfway into 5th period and go to CTC

[latent wraith]

Well technical jobs are always needed

I will always encourage people to not limit themselves though

[high hill]

Welding's in high demand, and that's what I'm shooting for anyway

[proud void]

I have enough grown up in the uni who started doing it bcz they need the diploma for a higher position

You can't stay all of your life at a low position

[latent wraith]

Well it does all depend on what you want to do

[past sky]

Ain't letting my future child a phone til they're like 8 (with a protection of course)

[high hill]

Damn, I should've been asleep an hour ago

I'm officially passing out

[proud void]

I was thinking 13 lmao

[latent wraith]

There are definitely opportunities that will never require a 4 year degree

That pay just as well as some do

[past sky]

Speaking of that, I think it's best for me to marry a partner in my mid 20s

[proud void]

If you want to work in construction ofc you don't need it

[latent wraith]

And those jobs in the states are just as critical as some that take a formal education

[past sky]

I want to have a stable finance first

[latent wraith]

Well always make sure to have yourself in line before trying to add someone or something else into that equation

[high hill]

Can't have a doctor if you don't got electricians to wire the machines, and welders to weld medical things together

[latent wraith]

I mean even most nursing programs aren't actually Bachelor's degrees

[fleet bone]

Guys does any of ya all know how to cure hangover?
I got bee allergy and somehow sleep for 10 hours straight

[latent wraith]

But they sre just as important

[high hill]

Yeah, CTC has a health training course

They can do nursing, or continue onto college and get a proper degree

Or rather more professional degree

[latent wraith]

Demi head on to sleep lmao

[high hill]

Oh yeah, right

[latent wraith]

I probably won't be too far behind you

[high hill]

Well in that case, you sleep well

Night all! :3

[latent wraith]

Have a goodnight as well

[past sky]

Get a proper sleep schedule

[proud void]

Well good night Evan and Demi

[past sky]

Even when I got a fked up sleep schedule

At least I'm fixing it

[proud void]

It's very important

[latent wraith]

I've got like 30 minutes left in me

But that's about all

[proud void]

If I stay awake past a certain hour I wake up very hard in the morning

I need at minimum 8h of sleep

[latent wraith]

I have been getting 7?

Roughly

Go to sleep around midnight wake up at 7

Class starts at 8

[proud void]

I am lucky courses start at 9, but it takes around 1h to arrive.

[latent wraith]

I just walk 5 minutes from my dorm

And head to class

[proud void]

I am 14km from the city

And then I have to cross the city till the other part

And traffic sucks în the morning

[latent wraith]

I never understood why dorms were a uniquely American thing

[proud void]

Nah we have here to but those are mostly for those who come from far places

Those who are close by just take the bus or drive there

[latent wraith]

I wouldn't want to drive an hour to go to school every day lol

[proud void]

We have many students from REP Moldova, and many from all parts of the country

[latent wraith]

Hell I hardly want to drive the two hours to go home

But that's just a public transit issue

[proud void]

It's more like a 30mins drive + traffic + spending at least 15mins to find a parking lot

[latent wraith]

If only we had trains

[proud void]

My city desperately needs parking lots. We have so little

Technically I could park in some places but the police will fine me hehe

[latent wraith]

Sometimes the fine is worth it

Just depends on the cost lol

[proud void]

It's around 200 dollars

The fines are expensive here

And we have a thing like a points system and when you reach 15 points you get suspended for 30 days. Depending on what driving rule you broke you get some points. Some give you more and others give you less. Reach 15 points in a year and the license it's gone for 30 days.

[latent wraith]

Oh yeah that's not worth it

But also fines here are just handled by the university

So atleast not points to our license

[proud void]

The Police HQ for the entire County it's like 700m from the Uni

I see the cops every day

[granite viper]

Hlo chat

[latent wraith]

Well most of the time in the states the Universities themselves have their own Police departments

So it's a good mix of university police and city cops

[proud void]

Nah we don't need that.
If something happens that needs the cops we just call them

[latent wraith]

Well I mean American universities just tend to cover more ground

And with literal cities worth of people living there it just makes sense

[proud void]

My city has just 2 university. One private and one public. Ofc the Public one it's the bigger one but compared to the big university centers from the nation it's still small

[proud void]

Depends of city and how old it's the university here. We have some university in historic places who are historic monuments and the entire university it's just one building and then we have places who are enormous and have multiple buildings

In my place the university goes with 2 campuses so it takes quite a big area.

[latent wraith]

Like the one I covers 200 acers of land

@frozen sandal let's not

[proud void]

We even have a map for it. That's how big it is

[latent wraith]

Well given my username and such I'd prefer to not outright dox myself more than I have

[latent wraith]

But our whole campus covers 809371 m²

[proud void]

True xd

[latent wraith]

Pmodmenu @frozen sandal

[sinful peak]

Case #4548

channalno5 was banned for the following reason: As Remains explained to you before we can not help you with whatever your issue is. We cannot help you are you have become an annoyance

[proud void]

[latent wraith]

If my metric serves me right this is 82 km²?

Or am I crazy

[proud void]

I am pretty sure it's not the size of a city

Better said its 0,809371 km2

[latent wraith]

Yeah that tracks

Still larger than yours I'd assume

[flat forum]

0,08

Around that.

Surface area are nutcase volumetric measurement.

[latent wraith]

Yeah I went the wrong way with my decimal lmao

[proud void]

Yea, mine it's 0,07km2

[flat forum]

Why everyone i meet using Clown Icon lmao.

Literally joker.

Something something society.

[proud void]

Cuz discord April fools update

[fickle tapir]

They haven't removed it?

Is it until April ends

[proud void]

Idk maybe

[true lintel]

I think we get to kwwp it forever

I just hate it but i have it

[abstract geode]

g'afternoon y'all

[true lintel]

Hi yall

[true lintel]

Doesnt look like a baby

Or like air

[kind trench]

I think that's a pot with flowers

Could be wrong

[elder jetty]

Hi everyone 👋

[past sky]

I wish I have enough money to buy new furniture and paint

[mystic temple]

Hello 🤗

[gleaming orchid]

soggy feet™

[worldly carbon]

ate without table -3

[true lintel]

why does kulche have soggy feet and why are you giving him poisoned food

[twilit scarab]

not by my choice

[true lintel]

do you have one named after me?

[twilit scarab]

no

[true lintel]

which people do you have

and how are you torturing them?

[woven belfry]

why don't they build the zone. this always happens and idk how to fix it

[fickle tapir]

Check your demands?

[errant hull]

Here on the tiles nearby, it's dirty there. Also, the construction takes place only two tiles from the road

[frosty blade]

Hi good morning

[mystic temple]

Good morning 🌄

[kindred hare]

Ptag demands

[sinful peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/710736553907060826/961325496900124672/Screenshot_20220406-2103542.png

Other than power, water, fire, police
Here are the basic needs of different buildings:

Residential
: health
: health + park + low education
health + park + sport + low education + high education

Commercial
: (none extra)
: park
: park + sport

Industrial
& : (none extra)
: park

[left marsh]

my little brother are crying so loud inside my car rn

[woven belfry]

this helped me a lot thank you so much bot

@errant hull tysm I didn't notice I built the construction 3 tiles away from the road and I'll try to clean that dirty part

[rigid oak]

Does anyone know a plug-in which can hold a lot of low-education students?

[gritty sand]

onika burgers

[thick crater]

Feels Like 61°c 💀, and I was complaining because it was 45°c here.

[low trail]

hi

[gritty sand]

hewwo

[low trail]

damn thats hot af
where are you even living bro, in the midde of a desert?

[queen whale]

Lmao

[low trail]

mexico?

[true lintel]

Wtf

[queen whale]

On the coast of the Gulf of Mexico

Fortunately, the air conditioning made it more bearable

[gritty sand]

Just move to greenland

[low trail]

yh xd
its also pretty hot here in bangladesh

[low trail]

kinda a barren wasteland

[gritty sand]

build yourself a house

no longer barren

[low trail]

with what
snow and ice?

[gritty sand]

steal pieces of other people's houses

[low trail]

but there is no "other people"

[gritty sand]

Actually theres 56,661 other people 🤓👆

[finite basin]

AY? 61C??!?

[queen whale]

Yes

[finite basin]

Where tf is this weather sourced.

[queen whale]

But, I thinks is a error

Maybe 51*

[queen whale]

https://www.elheraldodetabasco.com.mx/doble-via/que-le-pasa-al-cuerpo-a-los-50-grados-11737599.html

[finite basin]

Me when the global warming.

[gritty sand]

fake news

[queen whale]

The niña is still coming.☠️

Hurricanes and intense rains

[finite basin]

Eh most hurricanes turn north and hit Florida or Louisiana or something.

[hybrid anvil]

me chilling in the phils with 40°C weather

[finite basin]

Not as many hit mexico

[queen whale]

I think that even Mexico has more preparation than United States in terms of hurricanes

Until before Katrina

[finite basin]

How so?

[queen whale]

Evacuation and structural regulations

[finite basin]

Of course. After that people are much much more prepared.

[finite basin]

Depends on where you live too.

[queen whale]

Yes

You’re from of florida or southern states?

[gritty sand]

did someone say florida

[queen whale]

Horrible orthography

[finite basin]

No, but all my family is from/lives in florida.

[queen whale]

Florida man

[finite basin]

Though technically I'd consider Florida my second home as we go so often to my grandparents down there.

[queen whale]

Ohhh, I hope this hurricane season is calmer.

[finite basin]

My immediate family does not live in Florida at the moment.

[queen whale]

I’m from Quintana Roo, but the hurricanes hit constantly

[finite basin]

I don't remember there being a real bad one last year.

Maybe one.

[true lintel]

I dont rember what state youre from onyx

[finite basin]

Additional note. My fathers side immigrated from Cuba.

[queen whale]

I’m from Cancun

[true lintel]

I always forget yours

[finite basin]

[true lintel]

Hi androx

[queen whale]

Hola bunny

Well

I have to go to university

See you later

[finite basin]

I stole that memory while you slept.

[true lintel]

Apparently

[queen whale]

Waos

[true lintel]

Bye androx

[finite basin]

So I guess while that side of the family lives in Florida, and are citizens of Florida and can be considered Floridians, they are also Cubans.

[late pendant]

Pidorid turned into a seal.

What do i do

[junior iron]

https://tenor.com/view/radiant-residents-skibid-toilet-second-extinction-roblox-world-of-tanks-gif-6947706349404103696

[late pendant]

Cocomelon

[fickle tapir]

Funniest shi I've ever seen

[finite basin]

Juraimy no

[gritty sand]

🥵🥵🥵

[finite basin]

Do not the

[finite basin]

[hybrid anvil]

do not

[gritty sand]

do harassment

[finite basin]

Famous words

[hybrid anvil]

do not the harassment

[marble fern]

Harass the do not

[gritty sand]

do not doing harassingmentation the

[fickle tapir]

Do not touch the harassment

[hybrid anvil]

noli me harassmente

[marble fern]

Eggo stop spamming

[true lintel]

Look, ill warn you all for spam

[gritty sand]

I'm so grateful I have atleast some self control to stop me from going absolutely nuts everytime I see this word

[gritty sand]

Can I take jail instead

[true lintel]

No, you can take the hammer instead. Also, that was just a warning for everyone to stop the nonesense

[gritty sand]

👉👈🥺 but~but~ I wanna get snacks from the vending machines again

[marble fern]

I just found my 2nd question for the Grand Oral

So happy rn

It's a challenge to find a question in physics

But I got one:
How to explain that Wrestling is sport by using Newton's laws?

[true lintel]

The jail is currently occupied

[marble fern]

Imagine being jailed in Norway

[proud void]

We don't have that

No vending machine for you

[proud void]

Norway it's the place you would make a crime intentionally only to be in the jail

No rent

Free food

You don't have to pay for anything

Just enjoy the day

[marble fern]

Imagine speedrunning Dark Souls in a jail in Norway

[finite night]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-meals-skibidi-slicers-grant-gif-1313839389229458527

[gritty sand]

😏

[gritty sand]

Hello please help me does anyone know the dsa keeps firing rockets in my city wil this evetely stop

[vital zealot]

you mean the military missile silo?

[gritty sand]

build more silos

they'll cancel eachother out

[marble fern]

how many cities can you name in:

brazil

[rough tusk]

1

[marble fern]

remove that username

[gritty sand]

brazilia rome bouncy aries

[rough tusk]

you are playing it wrong

you were supposed to ask me which city do i know

[marble fern]

oh sorry

how many cities can you NAME in:

Brazil

[rough tusk]

1

[marble fern]

WITCH one

[rough tusk]

joe

[gritty sand]

which*

what city is that?

[rough tusk]

joe mama

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[gritty sand]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[rough tusk]

thanks for the laughing emoji

[marble fern]

it was inttentional

[gritty sand]

intentional*

[marble fern]

you're the two biggest clowns in this server

[gritty sand]

.*

Y*

[marble fern]

It was unintentional.

[rough tusk]

the true clowns are the friends we have made alogn the way

[marble fern]

along*

[gritty sand]

So true.

[rough tusk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29ECwExc-_M&ab_channel=BostonDynamics

this is insane

i thought this was from a game or cgi

[marble fern]

you know what is insane?

[rough tusk]

what

[gritty sand]

new robot girlfriends gonna be crazy

[rough tusk]

fr

[marble fern]

teh freinds ew maed alnog hte wya

[rough tusk]

insane

[gritty sand]

The friends we made along the way.*

[gritty sand]

how do u get the tiny letters after the what

please tell me

[rough tusk]

ok

so first

you get good

[gritty sand]

how

[rough tusk]

send me your home address

[marble fern]

call yourself Eggo and say "peanut"

[rough tusk]

your credit card information

and send me $100

[gritty sand]

i have no house

[marble fern]

you see
it works

[gritty sand]

i live in cardboard box outside my local mcdonalds

[rough tusk]

pls give me your cardboard box

[gritty sand]

which one of me should i call

[marble fern]

that's what i call real music

[unkempt nimbus]

Wow, you have a profile that looks like a clown.

[gritty sand]

offensive

[marble fern]

because they are

[unkempt nimbus]

Nitro 😭

[gritty sand]

nuh uh

[rough tusk]

nah

april fools

[mossy knot]

wat is dis

[marble fern]

music

[mossy knot]

music!?!??

[rough tusk]

french likes listening to kpop i see

[marble fern]

ask Boko

[mossy knot]

im french but I disagree

[rough tusk]

yeah ik

that's why i said that

[mossy knot]

i prefer jpop

[marble fern]

yeah that's what he said

[rough tusk]

what's jpop

[gritty sand]

thats clearly a podcast about the impacts that would face the german government if a alien led kpop gang infiltrated and took over control of the country

[mossy knot]

japanese pop music

[unkempt nimbus]

Ouh, I knew it.

[rough tusk]

you had the opportunity

[marble fern]

imagine being born in 2069

[gritty sand]

so relatable

[high hill]

1969

[marble fern]

nah nah

2069

but my dad was born in 1969

[high hill]

1968
Naam' n old af now

[marble fern]

i really removed two songs of Ed Sheeran of my playlist

[gritty sand]

oh no

the world

its ending

[high hill]

Man now I'm depressed

[rough tusk]

play war thunder if you want the true experience

[gritty sand]

go look at your favorite subreddit and you'll feel much better

[high hill]

No

[rough tusk]

imagine having a 20 matches lose streak