general

[lapis mica]

I am fine too

[neon jackal]

Like, the best stuff always happens while I sleep

[lapis mica]

Whats the topic

[wispy ridge]

Yesterday I didn't sleep,
And yes you're right, it was quite fun

[wispy ridge]

How we miss out on the best things when we're asleep

[lapis mica]

Lol

Fr

[wispy ridge]

Ehhh, I think I can stay on for another song

[night sentinel]

i mean seeing how half of the community is asian yeah most of the stuff happens when they're online

[wispy ridge]

But me Asian...

[lapis mica]

Luckily my timezone is middle of that so i can see most of things

[wispy ridge]

Like 60% of everyone is from either Malaysia, Indonesia or the Philippines

[lapis mica]

Yea

[twilit scarab]

Actually, that's not quite correct

[lapis mica]

Why

[twilit scarab]

I have the statistics

[wispy ridge]

I never asked for your facts you monster

[twilit scarab]

Alright

[wispy ridge]

Let me enjoy my fantasy for a hour

[lapis mica]

I mean, if we count russians as asians, his prediction is right i think

[lapis mica]

Lol

[lapis mica]

At least some of them

[wispy ridge]

G Night folks, my eyes are red

[night sentinel]

would you mind sharing it or is it under nda

[lapis mica]

He already sent the statistics i believe

[twilit scarab]

I cannot disclose

[ivory bone]

no airflow tiles?

[lapis mica]

Hmm 🤔

[worldly carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/chalmers-simpsons-may-i-see-it-talking-gif-11870196

[lapis mica]

Bruh

[night sentinel]

ok and

hatches shall drown in cum

oh wait i mean brine-

[lunar vortex]

Please help, does anyone know what could be the problem? if the internet works

[twilit scarab]

Ptag java

[sinful peak]

https://www.java.com/en/download/manual.jsp

[twilit scarab]

Install 64-bit Java

[true lintel]

help

the cockroach came back

slowly over coming the fear though but gross

it was under my table

yeah i dont think i can kill it with thar spray

it kind of big too

still scared

[night sentinel]

grab a knife

and stab it

[true lintel]

wtf rtobby

you want me to stab it???

thats like trying to fill a strainer with water

as long as it doesnt disturb me again tonight

i thought it died in my closet

[night sentinel]

bunny go to sleep and forget about the cockroach

[true lintel]

kinda happy it didnt

no 😭

theres a cockroach in my room

and they still freakin terrify me

[twilit scarab]

grab a flamethrower

[night sentinel]

flammenwerfer

[true lintel]

and set my room on fire?

[twilit scarab]

of course not, silly

the entire house

[true lintel]

shouldve slammed it with a book when i had the chance

and then washed the book

seeing as im sitting at my desk it wouldnt have been that hard

im just scared it might fly

theres nothing worse than a flying cockroach

[night sentinel]

cockroaches fly?

[true lintel]

i want to fry it and make it suffer

[true lintel]

yes

they are scary when they fly

they are bugs with wings

doesnt seem to be under my des for now

[night sentinel]

guh

[true lintel]

now which kind do i have

[true lintel]

scary though

especially when they fly

[night sentinel]

hide under the bedsheets

[true lintel]

i saw flying ones a few times

[true lintel]

it get get in through the smallest gaps\

also i was doing my work in peace when it happened

[night sentinel]

hide under the bedsheets and press down the bedsheets

[true lintel]

its odd i only see it at night after everyone goes to sleep 🤔

i dont think i can do anything rn

every movement has me alert

[lapis mica]

Cockroach 🤮

[night sentinel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/M2QQg3LonfI?feature=share

[true lintel]

i would tell my mom except shell never let me live over the fact that i need to clean my room and do my laundry

[lapis mica]

Omg i saw a short about this, but skipped it quickly because it was about some awfull thing

[true lintel]

which i do indeed need to do since i havent done laundry in a month

and my room hasnt been tidied in way longer

[lapis mica]

You havent done laundry in a month ?

Wow

[true lintel]

well i have to do laundry tmmr since my uniforms are unwashed

[lapis mica]

Good

[true lintel]

ive just been idk how to explain it

but mentally probably not ina good place

but yeah i need to do laundry

[lapis mica]

Hmm why ?

[true lintel]

if i wanted to talk about it i would have

[lapis mica]

Okay

But i am sad to hear that

[night sentinel]

i wanted to make some "bunny don't worry cockroaches are our friends" thing but it turned out horrible

bunny beware it may scare you

[true lintel]

its fine you dont need to worry about it

[true lintel]

is that a mouse?

actually mice are more scary, they are bigger

[night sentinel]

that's supposed to be 🪳 💜 🐇

lmao

i cannot draw animals

[true lintel]

bunny ears are longer lol

[night sentinel]

best i can do is extremely minimalistic cockroach

[true lintel]

lol

[lapis mica]

Bruh who loves cockroaches

[true lintel]

i need to do something and make my life better

[lapis mica]

Like what ?

[true lintel]

@versed tendon

[lapis mica]

Bruh

No cockroaths

🪳

[true lintel]

like clean and organise my room, i have everything everywhere

[versed tendon]

i dont

[night sentinel]

consider this

some people eat cockroaches

[lapis mica]

Same

[lapis mica]

W-what

🤮

[true lintel]

but you study dirt and cokroaches live in dirt

oh theres one person who has a pet cockroach

[lapis mica]

Wth is that

🗿

[proven nymph]

not me

[versed tendon]

fk no

[lapis mica]

Nowadays people making everything as pet

[versed tendon]

i dont study dirt

ill leave that up to others

[true lintel]

environment science

what do you study

[versed tendon]

earth sciences

[night sentinel]

there used to be this fad where pet rocks were really popular

[true lintel]

isnt that still dirt

[true lintel]

cant find the pictures, he had a whole assortment of pet bugs in a box with chairs and tables and everything

[night sentinel]

perhaps he studies tectonic plate movement

[true lintel]

he studies weather and climate i know that

and huge rocks and some stuff inside the rocks

[night sentinel]

Jan Smit

[versed tendon]

sure is

ive studied soil before

im just not gonna do it a whole lot more

[true lintel]

so what exactly are you studying

[versed tendon]

ive had a literal course "soil and water contamination"

[true lintel]

earth science is too broad

[versed tendon]

ding ding ding, my study is very broad

loads of options to specialise within it

cause its so broad

[true lintel]

ah

[versed tendon]

what i am leaning towards currently

is earth surface processes

and yes that can include soil

[true lintel]

so remains studying everything from bones to minerals to weather?

[versed tendon]

but doesnt have to

[true lintel]

so cockroaches

[versed tendon]

if with bones you mean fossils, yes i have studied from weather to bones to minerals before in my study

[true lintel]

sounds boring ngl no offense tho

[versed tendon]

we arent biology

we dont study living animals

[versed tendon]

to you

[night sentinel]

biology 🤮

[true lintel]

dead remains of cockroaches

[night sentinel]

biology is for kids

chemistry is for men

physics is for gigachads

[true lintel]

lmaoooo

[versed tendon]

earth surface processes is everything from how vegetation interacts with the environment, to how tectonic plates can shape certain areas, how the coasts behave, rivers move, etc

[versed tendon]

cockroaches dont fossilize

[true lintel]

sexist rtobby

[true lintel]

what

why

no bones?

[versed tendon]

ecosystems

they get eaten

[true lintel]

oh

[versed tendon]

foodchains n stuff

[true lintel]

why dont we get eaten

[versed tendon]

because we are at the top of the foodchain

we die

and then get eaten by bacteria

[true lintel]

i disagree

lions would eat us

[versed tendon]

be my guest, disagree

but its true

nah, we can kill lions

guns

easy

[true lintel]

but if were dead, theyll eat us

and beavers

to build their dams

[versed tendon]

beavers dont eat us

[true lintel]

beavers want our bones

[versed tendon]

and when we are dead we get eaten regardless

only being eaten after you die is the meaning of top of the foodchain

we dont get killed, only eaten when we have died ourselves

[versed tendon]

but not our flesh

[true lintel]

no we get killed im sure. like bears

[versed tendon]

once again bunny

we got guns

no animal can kill us in that fight

[true lintel]

the lions will eat our flesh and the beavers with take our bones for their dams

[versed tendon]

sure, just one problem

[true lintel]

not everyone has guns unless were american

[versed tendon]

lions and beavers dont live in the same habitat

[true lintel]

unless its a zoo

[versed tendon]

not everyone goes to a lion habitat

and if you dio

you bring a gun

[true lintel]

where would you even get a gun remains

they dont sell guns at shops

[versed tendon]

buy one

[true lintel]

what if we cant buy one

[versed tendon]

then you dont go to a lions habitat

you dont go looking to die

no animal does

[true lintel]

what if we go camping and they decide human is a good snack

[versed tendon]

once again

you dont go camping when there are lions

[true lintel]

what if the lion is travelling

[versed tendon]

it wont

[true lintel]

to find food

[versed tendon]

bunny

there is nothing

nothing

you can say to convince me we are not the top of the foodchain

[true lintel]

its not like im gonna win an argument against someone who studies this anyway

[versed tendon]

i dont study foodchains xD

or lions

animals

[night sentinel]

i swear to god

scumbag dad

[true lintel]

no but you do study the environments and stuff

[proven nymph]

bunny

do you not get biology classes

[versed tendon]

i study rivers, coasts, natural hazards, tectonic plates, and the likes

[versed quartz]

how do i add culture to my city

[night sentinel]

geography

[lapis mica]

Guys how can i disable google smart lock

[proven nymph]

landmarks

[true lintel]

we specialise after grade 8, and bilogy didnt happen to be one of my subjects

[versed quartz]

thank you! i could not figure it out

[proven nymph]

damn

[true lintel]

its funny how reproduction was a grade 9 topic and half of us didnt study it

[proven nymph]

it's still basic stuff i think

[true lintel]

anything i studied i prolly forgot

besides the cells of a human and plant

they nailed that into our heads in 8th grade

and us making call models out of clays "aka making babies" as my friend called it 💀

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[versed tendon]

it should still be common knowledge that we are the top of the foodchain

[proven nymph]

decomposers producers consumers

[night sentinel]

what is bunny's mental age

[true lintel]

that was probably younger grade stuff which i never bothered to question

[versed tendon]

even without that

by logical thinking

we are the top of the foodchain

we eat other animals

and dont commonly get killed by other animals

[true lintel]

other animals eat us

[versed tendon]

rarely

[true lintel]

sharks

[versed tendon]

rarely

[wind kernel]

Bruh I'm worried about going back to school

[night sentinel]

sharks don't really eat humans from what i know

[versed tendon]

do you know how many sharks we kill bunny

especially in asia you have shark fin soup n the likes

[true lintel]

nop

[versed tendon]

we kill so many sharks

and so few of us get killed by sharks

[night sentinel]

even more people die from vending machines than from sharks

[versed tendon]

sharks only kill us on accident, they dont like us

[true lintel]

im pretty sure we dont allow that in my country lol, its kinda endangered or something

[versed tendon]

its not allowed in many places

still happens

illegal fishing

[true lintel]

hmm

[versed tendon]

around 5 people bunny

[true lintel]

why?

[versed tendon]

on average 5 people die a year to sharks

in the whole world

[true lintel]

5 people is too less

[night sentinel]

5 people is the exact amount

[true lintel]

what about octopi

octopi poison

[night sentinel]

bunny

on average 13 people die from vending machines

[true lintel]

👀

[versed tendon]

once again, they dont kill us

we die because we fuck up

[wind kernel]

Cuz I don't want someone getting insanely angry over someone saying star wars is mid

[night sentinel]

you're literally more likely to die from vending machines than from sharks

[versed tendon]

they dont go out hunting us

[true lintel]

their venom kills us

[versed tendon]

yes

but they dont want to

its a defence mechanism

[true lintel]

oh

[versed tendon]

they dont hunt us

[night sentinel]

politicians are top of the food chain

[versed tendon]

so they are not predators

to us

[true lintel]

im sure theres some animal

like eagles

[versed tendon]

there isnt bunny

literally none

[night sentinel]

ticks :)

[versed tendon]

that kill us more than we kill them

[true lintel]

then why are we scared of animals

[versed tendon]

you cannot be asking this seriously

why are people scared of rollarcoasters?

[true lintel]

mosquitos

[versed tendon]

why are people scared of the dark

[night sentinel]

bunny think of this

why are you scared of cockroaches then

[versed tendon]

they dont kill ya

[true lintel]

it wants to eat me 😭

its out to get me

[night sentinel]

it doesn't?

[true lintel]

it does

its mission is to eat me

[versed tendon]

aka, bunny lives in delusion and should get some sleep

its late for ya

[night sentinel]

worst thing that can happen is cockroach bites you

[versed tendon]

cockroaches do not want to eat ya

[true lintel]

im learning for my exam

[night sentinel]

little bit of pain but no harm whatsoever

[versed tendon]

no youre not, you are arguing about the foodchain on discord

[true lintel]

yes they do, then why do they fly and live inside your home

[night sentinel]

bunny is ✨ chronically online ✨

[gritty sand]

nah

[versed tendon]

because they seek shelter and warmth

[true lintel]

im drawing the subscription account

[versed tendon]

then go do that

[true lintel]

they can do that at a campfire

[versed tendon]

and not be online

[proven nymph]

bunny

[versed tendon]

because there are 500.000 campfires around? no

[proven nymph]

we eat anything

[versed tendon]

but there are 500.000 homes

[true lintel]

they can do that in the kitchen

[night sentinel]

bunny just go study or sleep instead of argue with strangers on discord 😭

[proven nymph]

as long it's not illegal or poisonous

[true lintel]

if it stays in my room it wants to eat me

[versed tendon]

go sleep

or study

[proven nymph]

rrmains can you ppunish-bunny already

[gritty sand]

nah

[true lintel]

no

[night sentinel]

if anything bunny

[proven nymph]

2am

[night sentinel]

you're doing harm to yourself

[proven nymph]

blud

[gritty sand]

nah it aint gon com to get u

[proven nymph]

sleep

[night sentinel]

you're eating yourself by arguing with us

[true lintel]

im being very productive, or atleas t till the cockroach gave me the fright of my life

[versed tendon]

so go be productive again

which you cant be while being on discord

[night sentinel]

bunny productivity: 1 letter on word per hour

[true lintel]

no im seeing the cockroach every time i look at my bookk

[proven nymph]

les go

[night sentinel]

bunny productivity without discord: all assigned tasks within like 3 hours

[gritty sand]

man your like my sister

[proven nymph]

who

rtob?

[gritty sand]

bunny

[proven nymph]

ah

lol

[gritty sand]

cos it's kinda the same for my sister when she sees a roach

js

[night sentinel]

i've never seen a roach

[versed tendon]

this was a 1m warning bunny

[true lintel]

not exactly false but not true either

[gritty sand]

literally does not go to the specific area where the roach was seen

[versed tendon]

im not afraid to make it longer

[proven nymph]

SAME

[night sentinel]

but i have seen a bat and it scared the crap out of me

[gritty sand]

wha-

wdym

[night sentinel]

wow remains you're so kind

caring for others productivity

[proven nymph]

roach area

[versed tendon]

im too kind i know

[night sentinel]

🥰

[versed tendon]

shouldve made it 12hours

[gritty sand]

dawg r u srs 😭

[true lintel]

no :<

[versed tendon]

then goooooo do smth

[proven nymph]

ywahh

[versed tendon]

either sleep or study

[night sentinel]

why does the member list show her username and not the nickname

[true lintel]

what side does the balance go on

[proven nymph]

i dont know why i get so scared of cocjroached

[night sentinel]

both sides

[true lintel]

wait good question

[gritty sand]

honestly i wanna pick em up n smack them to the ground

[true lintel]

why does it

[gritty sand]

cos stomping them is hard

[versed tendon]

not something youll find the answer to on discord

[proven nymph]

i mean

[versed tendon]

so hush

[proven nymph]

sometimes

not always

most of the time i just try to stomp them

[gritty sand]

should i try to pick up a roach when i see one lol

[proven nymph]

or my older brother does unspeakable yhings to them

[gritty sand]

ion kill em, i js stomp em away

[gritty sand]

like?

[true lintel]

we once killed a wasp with water and lotion and henna

[versed tendon]

bunnyyyyy

[gritty sand]

damn

[proven nymph]

he just does evil things

tries burning them

[gritty sand]

😰

[proven nymph]

to "see the reaction"

[gritty sand]

blud is actually pyromaniac

[proven nymph]

yuh

[gritty sand]

i have done some successful kills

[twilit scarab]

@versed tendon having fun I see

[true lintel]

yesnremains? :)
im doing it

[gritty sand]

but when there's one in the bathroom, my skills go disappearing

[versed tendon]

yes.....definitely....

[proven nymph]

just ppunish-bunny

[gritty sand]

why y'all wanting bunny to go

[proven nymph]

i swearrrrr

[twilit scarab]

I meant the picture, but this too

[proven nymph]

its like 3 o'"(["(

[versed tendon]

which picture

[proven nymph]

clock

[twilit scarab]

the one which goes

[proven nymph]

no

5???

[versed tendon]

ooh, on insta?

[twilit scarab]

ye

[gritty sand]

wdym

[versed tendon]

yeah, many funs

i mean im back already so

but it was fun

[proven nymph]

bunny should do produxtive things rn

or sleep

[twilit scarab]

correct

[proven nymph]

(i have done everything productive i can do)

[gritty sand]

i wanna be productive but my body refuses

[versed tendon]

can say tho, paris, fun to have visited for sure but.....

loadsssss of scammers/beggars/homeless/street sellers/scammers

[twilit scarab]

As I would expect

[proven nymph]

yo

its like

it was paris or something

[twilit scarab]

so you're shilling Amsterdam instead

[versed tendon]

during highseason, not recommended

[versed tendon]

oh amsterdam isnt loads better

but a bit for sure in terms of scammers/beggars etc

culturaly it sucks, paris all the way

[twilit scarab]

I guess scammers just come naturally with a big city

How about utrecht

[versed tendon]

utrecht isnt too bad tbh

in my experience at least

[twilit scarab]

good

[versed tendon]

if its dark there are definitely spots you dont wanna be alone, but thats in many places

during the day, its very doable there

[twilit scarab]

how about that other place

which I know where it is on the map

but don't remember the name

[versed tendon]

my place?

or whatcha mean

[twilit scarab]

yup

[versed tendon]

Harderwijk

[twilit scarab]

that place

[versed tendon]

oh youre golden there, its tiny enough to not get any of em

50.000 inhabitants, youre good

[twilit scarab]

good good

[versed tendon]

no street sellers, beggars, scammers walking up to ya

also not the most to see but yknow

[twilit scarab]

man

[versed tendon]

still the biggest sea mammal aquarium in europe i believe

[twilit scarab]

who put gouda out of the way

[versed tendon]

we got dolphins, sealions and the likes

[twilit scarab]

I've heard before, yea

[versed tendon]

but cant beat the architecture of paris

we dont got that in the netherlands

no big flashy churches, palaces from the 1700's etc

or the architecture of lots of europe for that matter

just not the NL

[twilit scarab]

but you got the cheese

and tulips

[versed tendon]

that we go

clogs and windmills

[twilit scarab]

also

got that hoogskarspel monument - the water tower

[versed tendon]

ah yes, erks favorite

i mean we got some pretty neat deltaworks

coastal defences that are impressive to see

[twilit scarab]

nice

I like that huge road through the sea

or whatever you call it

Afsluitdijk dam road

or Ofslútdyk

[versed tendon]

yes, afsluitdijk

32km long road over the water

[twilit scarab]

lovely

won't anybody think of the marine life

[versed tendon]

we do, its all open

well not all

but parts are open and only close during storms

[twilit scarab]

Yeah, heard from erk

These dutch, I tell ya

[versed tendon]

i know right

some smart peeps when it comes to water

couldnt be me

[twilit scarab]

look man

you literally have a water management department

[versed tendon]

yessir

[twilit scarab]

rijkwaterstaat or whatever

[versed tendon]

yes

we also have "waterschappen"

the country is divided in 21 areas, each controlled by a "waterschapsraad". basically a regional government for all things water management related

[twilit scarab]

these guys know their waters

[versed tendon]

they dont do anything in terms of regular politics, just safeguard the rivers and coasts and etc etc

[versed tendon]

we have to, else we got nothing xD

[night sentinel]

What's that, whatsapp?

[versed tendon]

close xD

all the "waterschappen"

[twilit scarab]

they literally called it zuiderzee land

[versed tendon]

they sure did

[night sentinel]

Looks like that Holland and other Holland and other district map

[twilit scarab]

i love pronouncing that word near dutch people

[gritty sand]

looks like an elephant head tbh

[twilit scarab]

makes their blood boil

[versed tendon]

thats this 26

the 12 provinces

[versed tendon]

lmao

[night sentinel]

21 is 12 backwards

[versed tendon]

out for chaos

[night sentinel]

I'll take it

[twilit scarab]

zeeland

where new zeeland

[night sentinel]

Shouldn't new zealand speak dutch then

[twilit scarab]

don't they speak dutch?

[versed tendon]

nope

[twilit scarab]

polish then?

[versed tendon]

they speak their funny way of english

[twilit scarab]

ah

so they're Australians

[versed tendon]

we are the reason they are called new zealand instead of zealand so yknow

kinda should

but sadly not

[twilit scarab]

look

do you see them on the map?

didn't think so

[versed tendon]

i mean a map of the entire kingdom of the netherlands looks different

[twilit scarab]

I would know

[twilit scarab]

I looked at those lands on my screen for too long now

[versed tendon]

colonisation

:)

[worldly carbon]

its just business :)

[night sentinel]

Gekoloniseerd

[twilit scarab]

where's the previous colonial holdings, remains

[versed tendon]

gone

[twilit scarab]

show the glorious past

[versed tendon]

they wanted independense or some bs

[night sentinel]

Show us the south africa

[twilit scarab]

No way?

That would be crazy

Independence?

What's that

[night sentinel]

Doesn't the former south african flag have like four dutch flags in it

[versed tendon]

max kingdom of the netherlands

[twilit scarab]

wait

you held the island of taiwan?

[versed tendon]

yessir

why do you think they use our ASML chip machines

[twilit scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-willem-dafoe-duh-duhh-obviously-gif-16794513

silly me

should've known

[versed tendon]

(I had no clue we once had taiwan)

[night sentinel]

The netherlands controls the world

[full jasper]

Truly an empire

[twilit scarab]

the truth is

netherlands and lithuania ruled the world

[night sentinel]

Imagine if we lost the netherlands

[twilit scarab]

but they were nice

[night sentinel]

We would plunge into apocalypse

[twilit scarab]

so we gave this land to some other countries

[twilit scarab]

my general purpose cheese

gone

i will not stand for this

[night sentinel]

Yeah we were so kind we let the smelly french through with their "napoleon"

[twilit scarab]

yeah

we're nice like that

[night sentinel]

Everyone knows that the real napoleon is Algirdas

[full jasper]

That funny guy ruined Europe

[night sentinel]

Algirdas 💪💪💪

[twilit scarab]

I agree with you

but don't forget the other char

chad

Vytautas

[full jasper]

Algirdas and Kestutis

[night sentinel]

Oh yes i drink his water very often

[twilit scarab]

there's a reason he's The Great

[night sentinel]

Vyautas carbonated mineral water 💪

[full jasper]

You know je's great when he gets names after water

[twilit scarab]

glorious

[worldly carbon]

if you close your eyes

[night sentinel]

L*nkojos karalystė

L*nkijos

[twilit scarab]

🤮

[worldly carbon]

is that like

[night sentinel]

We are the rightful owners of Transnistria

[worldly carbon]

carlist spain

[twilit scarab]

close

poland

[night sentinel]

Now let's talk about how gigachad Žemaitija is

[twilit scarab]

man

[night sentinel]

Mates were the last ones to get crucified in lithuania

[twilit scarab]

their language

if I had to write it

[night sentinel]

They got their own language on wikipedia

[twilit scarab]

I'd rather shoot myself

[night sentinel]

Žemaitėjė

I have some of that samogitian blood so i am biased toward them

I was in Lūkė not too long ago

That's Luokė for any non-samogitians

Aw man rain all day today

[twilit scarab]

I am generally respectful

But you cannot convince me with that language

[night sentinel]

I don't speak it but i usually hear my extended family talk a lot in that language

And just from traveling i know that some places have samogitian names in big letters

Like telšē

But reading that language is a pain, have you ever opened a wikipedia article in samogitian

[lapis mica]

Whats that map

Looks like everybody is gone

🫤

[gritty sand]

i hate having to translate japanese and then ending up with terrible translations

one said "china"

[true lintel]

netherland had administrative power over us at some point
and i believe we used nl flag foa couple of years

like 3 variations or something

[twilit scarab]

@versed tendon big problem

[true lintel]

i am doing my work

my no sleeping strategy would be great if i didnt fall asleep in the morning.

[versed tendon]

uh oh

[versed tendon]

dutch empire

at its peak

[gritty sand]

are you genuinely okay or not

[true lintel]

im fine

[gritty sand]

lie

[true lintel]

im fine

[gritty sand]

Dog

[true lintel]

smol puppy

[gritty sand]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, okay

[gritty sand]

long neck

[gritty sand]

🤔

[true lintel]

ohh

the nerd emojii

probably

i have no idea, i dont use it

[austere horizon]

Lol

[true lintel]

hes influencer

cause hes doing the #builder-content

you have corrupt red

oh

i know i know

he probably has this setting on

[left marsh]

everything in here is off topic

[halcyon thorn]

Drone kissed :p

[hard olive]

.

Do you also add water?

[frosty blade]

We'll add paste and then I don't know it's warmed up

[hard olive]

Because is too thick

[hard olive]

Anyways... I like Iraqi food

[frosty blade]

Thank

[hard olive]

We're both middle eastern so we have close culture

Do you have Halim?

Do you eat Halim?

Iranians eat Halim at least 5 Times in a month

[plucky remnant]

i think one of the kids at my work just got kicked out :(

a little boy who hasn’t even started kindergarten and is already so angry that he manhandled another kid and tried to beat up a teacher

[hard olive]

I'm controlling myself to not say "Only in Ohio"

[frosty blade]

I didn't eat it

I will go

Bay

[plucky remnant]

not in ohio lol

[hard olive]

Bye

[hard olive]

Only in America🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[plucky remnant]

yee haw

[hard olive]

🦅

[hard olive]

Rahhhh

Hee-haw🤠

The bird on your pfp looks so sweet

[plucky remnant]

i just wonder what his life has been like for him to be so angry

she is

she is my bird

[hard olive]

I also had a bird

[plucky remnant]

what kind

i have four, including the bird in my pfp

[hard olive]

Cockatiel

[plucky remnant]

i have a cockatiel too!

tiel gang

[hard olive]

I bought it for 10 bucks

I Think

[plucky remnant]

we got ours for free cuz she was a rescue

cockatiels can live for 30+ years, so it’s a good investment

30+ years of love

[hard olive]

Unfortunately..

Mine was sick

After a few months, I had to hand her over to the vet

[plucky remnant]

:(

my aunt’s a vet

[hard olive]

Oh really?

[plucky remnant]

she has so many pets from people who couldn’t afford them or just abandoned them

at one point she had 6 dogs and 9 cats

did you know what happened to your tiel after?

[hard olive]

I also had 5 dogs and 1 cat AND 5 rabbits

[plucky remnant]

wow

[hard olive]

Not Too much

[hard olive]

seperate

I love animals

They Are better than humans

Im my opinion

[plucky remnant]

they are. my family had 8 birds at one point, but 3 of em died (some of them i think from age) before i was old enough to remember, and one of them was rehomed cuz he just was grieving my grandma so much

[hard olive]

The only Thing they want from you is clean Them Feed them and love

[plucky remnant]

one of them died from egg binding though, she wasn’t even a full adult yet :(

[hard olive]

Aww..

[plucky remnant]

one of my parrots has become obsessed with quarters and batteries

i hope the vet took good care of your tiel until the end

[hard olive]

He/she Like battrys?

[hard olive]

I think she's living a better life now..

[plucky remnant]

idk how, we’ve never let her have access to either quarters or batteries lmao

[hard olive]

She has the blood of Nikola Tesla in her veins

[plucky remnant]

sure seems like it lol

oh yeah, a “quarter” is an american coin lol

[hard olive]

Coins Are alright but batteries?..

[plucky remnant]

value of $0.25

no idea lol

[hard olive]

Coins Are very expensive Now

[plucky remnant]

wym? it’s 25¢

[hard olive]

Because the government stopped the production of coins due to their worthlessness, now anyone who has coins can sell them for 1-2 US dollars.

[plucky remnant]

wow

the US has a coin that’s technically a lower denomination than the metal it’s on, the 1¢ coin

[hard olive]

The Coins in Iran Are like 100 Rials or something and The cheapest Things You can buy is a gum That is 2000 rials

It is not worth it

[plucky remnant]

but nobody cares enough to stop minting them cuz it’s that insignificant

jfc

[hard olive]

What dose that means?

[plucky remnant]

“jesus f_cking christ”

common exclamation

[hard olive]

💀

[true lintel]

"common"

ive never heard of it

i mean

ive heard the long form

[plucky remnant]

it’s a common exclamation in burgerland

[true lintel]

just not the contracted form

[plucky remnant]

🍔

[hard olive]

Idk why i said that but it's funny

Ppl make jokes

[plucky remnant]

it’s very funny

[hard olive]

One of Our Actors said "if i become The president I will complete The name of Kharko island"

Salt Actor(A person who makes funny jokes is salt in Persian)

[true lintel]

google translate says its prickly

[plucky remnant]

oh noooo

google translate L

[hard olive]

This is why you should Never use google translate

[plucky remnant]

it'll give you the gist of a phrase, but sometimes it gives weird things too

[true lintel]

dont

[hard olive]

Yeah

[plucky remnant]

i'm studying for an exam rn

[hard olive]

what lesson

I have German exam on Tuesday

[plucky remnant]

geology

rocks

[hard olive]

Rock?

I know A Rock

Let me show you

It might be helpful

[plucky remnant]

dwayne johnson?

[hard olive]

My favorite Rock

[hard olive]

Looks like you are gonna get A+ on your Exam

[gritty sand]

#### looks like a dollar version of this guy.

bro thinks he's in roblox

[gritty sand]

I would've been banned by now if I said the real thing.

I'm just being careful with words.

fuckin fuckty fock flock!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!

[true lintel]

ill remind yall that cursing is allowed just not excessively

[true lintel]

this seems a bit excessive

[gritty sand]

sorry

[gritty sand]

[proven nymph]

fail

[gritty sand]

Alright

[true lintel]

that was louder than i expected lol

[gritty sand]

i would reply with a vm but nah

n nah

[gritty sand]

REPLY ple

nah ion wanna show a stranger my voice

[gritty sand]

🤣

ok

This ain't spam.

[true lintel]

it is

[gritty sand]

Alright.

[true lintel]

kalih has heard my voice :>

[gritty sand]

what's so special bout it

Castles are pretty useless in modern warfare.

[true lintel]

cause im real

[gritty sand]

A few tank rounds and a single Mk82 bomb.

[gritty sand]

game

[gritty sand]

what the heck woman real /j

[true lintel]

latvia apparently thinks my voice sounds and i quote "so girl"

[gritty sand]

oh phew

The holy wrench.

thought he was a she for a sec

[true lintel]

who is he

[gritty sand]

you

[true lintel]

:0

[gritty sand]

😰 what

[true lintel]

shocking theory theorie

[gritty sand]

women are real???

I thought this was candy as kid.

[true lintel]

no, he said gals are real

[true lintel]

thats balm lol

[gritty sand]

bro thought it was harry potter candy

Slang for girls.

[gritty sand]

that's just some fancy word for women

Okay.

yes

[true lintel]

very nice indeed

[gritty sand]

ineeed

indeed

[true lintel]

i is sleepy now

soon

[naive ice]

Bun why do you sleep so late

It's like 9:41 am for me

[gritty sand]

9:42 now.

[true lintel]

its not late

lol

youre european

[gritty sand]

I'm gonna listen to some songs.

[plucky remnant]

fun fact about architecture: some areas in the US have too much tectonic activity for underground parking lots, and some of them have too many hurricanes :)

it's 6:48 pm for me and i've got an exam at 7

[proven nymph]

america strong

[plucky remnant]

if the US wasn't so car centric we wouldn't need so many damn parking lots

[proven nymph]

blame henry ford

[plucky remnant]

yep

suburbiaaaaaa

my city is relatively pedestrian/small vehical (bikes/e-scooters)-friendly and has relatively good public transport

we even have protected bike lanes

[proven nymph]

where do you live lol

[gritty sand]

y'all, should i work out my legs 2 times today

[proven nymph]

east coast?

[plucky remnant]

seattle

[proven nymph]

oh

[plucky remnant]

other side

[proven nymph]

damn

[plucky remnant]

ofc our city planners were probably smoking something so driving is miserable lol

[proven nymph]

i mean thats what europe does too (inside actually urbanised areas)

i think

[plucky remnant]

do the roads end randomly and have a nonsensical naming/numbering scheme?

[proven nymph]

nah

[plucky remnant]

lucky

so many streets here just. end???? like they tried to place a grid despite the fact that land isn't grid shaped

[proven nymph]

hm

[plucky remnant]

like, cul-de-sac except the street continues on the other side of whatever with the same numbering 🤡

[proven nymph]

thsnkfully i do not live in america

[plucky remnant]

yeah, it's…a place

[proven nymph]

(unfortunately i'm in latin america)

[gritty sand]

did you mean, am*rica

[proven nymph]

censoring is reserved for

[naive ice]

Ph*l*ph*nes

[proven nymph]

fr*nce

[gritty sand]

yes

[proven nymph]

and kjqing

[gritty sand]

fr*nce

🤢🤢🤮

[plucky remnant]

not all american cities are designed this way, but the ones with good design are all on the east coast lmao

[proven nymph]

yeah

have been noticing that

but I wonder why

[gritty sand]

british

because they settled on the east no?

[proven nymph]

yes

[gritty sand]

british

def british

[proven nymph]

the 13 colonies

[gritty sand]

yes

[naive ice]

My friend from roblox hasn't played in 7 years

I used to be classmates with them

Damn

[proven nymph]

damn

[gritty sand]

i can play roblox with you

[proven nymph]

I dont play roblox anymore

[gritty sand]

oolb

[proven nymph]

I don't know why I wanted to type lol

[gritty sand]

🤔

oolb?
oolb 😱

[proven nymph]

and why I misspelled it so horribly

[gritty sand]

@proven nymph ur name reminds me of someone

[proven nymph]

hm

who

lol

[gritty sand]

dj khaled

[proven nymph]

haha

i have been told

[gritty sand]

life is roblox

[naive ice]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/mark-margolis-dead-breaking-bad-better-call-saul-1235551107/amp/

A bit late i mentioned it yesterday but

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-bcs-breaking-bad-pizza-hector-hector-salamanca-gif-25530165

rip legend

[gritty sand]

[rough tusk]

wait

isnt that hector

rip

[gritty sand]

dawg tbh philippines suck

until they have a functional n working train system

i will not be saying the country is great

Helicopter helicopter

baaaa lacoptor baaaaa lacopter

(\_/)
( • - •)
( )
buny

pog

[halcyon thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/re-zero-bunny-gif-25046666

[halcyon thorn]

Best bunny

Eats people

From re zero(anime)

[gritty sand]

your name reminds me of someone

[halcyon thorn]

?

[gritty sand]

gol d. roger

[clear citrus]

aren't these the ones that infinitely multiplies?

[gritty sand]

Fix everything in the country

[halcyon thorn]

@clear citrus it is, yes

[frosty blade]

I stayed up all day

[gritty sand]

yes

[halcyon thorn]

Ohhhh kare kare

Jk looks like one

[unborn panther]

Nah uh

[gritty sand]

Theotown!

[left marsh]

theotown 😱

[unborn panther]

@versed tendon an also pretty good set

[unborn panther]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[gritty sand]

@amber ravine what are you doing in our discord?!

🤨

dawg what

[gritty sand]

This guy joined our discord.

why u pinging random ppl

no, idc

And proceeded to change people's roles.

[clear atlas]

Test

[gritty sand]

so what about it?

[gritty sand]

he test

[gritty sand]

He changed a guy's roles.

[gritty sand]

So this person just joined your server and somehow instantly obtained admin perms?

[gritty sand]

Yes.

Hilarious

Go dm him my guy, most likely he won't notice you here

[gritty sand]

Alright

@gritty sand achieve sleeper build

i am

absolutely no upper muscle build or anything

and only like decent muscles on lower

Shrimp

[coarse slate]

what

[gritty sand]

how 💀

[plucky remnant]

pickle crimes

the pickle must be contained

[wary cloak]

huh💀

[flat forum]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-vein-thrombosis-martincitopants-gif-22443577

Im fine 🙂

Nuh uh

Im fine 😦

[ivory bone]

it's a false positive

just allow it

[coarse slate]

i doubt that

i havent ran the game in months

[ivory bone]

you think the devs decided to implement a virus update

[flat forum]

Lobby nude moment

[ivory bone]

fr

[flat forum]

Best time ever

[gritty sand]

hot

[gritty sand]

somewhere isolated/not easy to get to

but also not too far away from a city or town