general

[night sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/gore-gore-part2-blood-cell-lungs-gif-22873707

[neon jackal]

Here is a bit of progress I did before realizing I needed an ORM @night sentinel

[unborn panther]

https://tenor.com/view/gore-meme-liveleak-gif-24907811

Ban me for this

[rough tusk]

shiba

[night sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/gore-gore-part3-neuron-brain-gif-22873743

[alpine geode]

Like literally… the back of the ipad feels like the sun’s surface… as I’m touching it literally rn 💀💀💀

[abstract geode]

Soo...

I heard Payday 3's a thing

[unborn panther]

Request the playtest

No need to pay for part 3 yet

[gritty sand]

move to Canada mygoodness 💀

[rough tusk]

i have payday 2 on the library but have never played it lol

[twilit scarab]

what do you meeeeeeaaaaan

[neon jackal]

Obviously, unknow error

[twilit scarab]

i will never forgive nextcloud

[alpine geode]

OH NO… TURN OFF THE COMPUTER. ITS BECOMING SENTIENT

(Sorry for 🧢)

[true lintel]

watch the caps please :)

yeah good

lol

[twilit scarab]

using whopping 17 watts on the gpu just to run these apps

[true lintel]

wheres quin

quin never replied to my dms

@unborn panther man, whats the answer to my dms 😭

[gritty sand]

Bet: If my PC disconnects I'll impersonate Cyon.

But let's pray it doesn't.

[neon jackal]

The only part of the backend that I just wrote once and then didnt had to modify is the image extractor function, basically if it fails, the frontend defaults to a placeholder cover SVG I made

[alpine geode]

It will

[twilit scarab]

i'm itching to update pidroid

[vital zealot]

guys

[neon jackal]

peak design

[vital zealot]

i have a breaking news

[gritty sand]

Oh you little thumbwit.

[true lintel]

https://youtu.be/dnJUE2ptB5U

[vital zealot]

im hungry

[alpine geode]

Logo Designer moment:

[true lintel]

yeeee i saw you were very productive with all the pidroid stuff
~~
whens personal rank card colours coming, i dont like randoms~~

[twilit scarab]

fine

[neon jackal]

where is the lua rewrite update

[twilit scarab]

actually

no

[neon jackal]

sad

[twilit scarab]

I have to finish my new help command

[neon jackal]

Phelp

[sinful peak]

Pidroid command category index

This is a list of all bot commands and their categories. Use Phelp [category/command] to find out more about them!

Select a category:

**🔐 Administration**

Commands for server administration.

**🤖 Bot**

Commands for interacting with the bot itself.

**📙 Information**

Commands for retrieving all sorts of Discord related information.

**🛠️ Moderation**

Tools for server moderation.

**🎲 Random**

Random, fun and unexpected commands.

**🏙️ TheoTown**

Commands for TheoTown specific information.

**⚙️ Owner**

Commands for my owner.

**🧰 Utility**

Various useful utilities and tools.

**🏷️ Tags**

Tagging related commands.

**🌟 Level**

Leveling related commands.

**🗑️ Uncategorized**

Commands which do not fit in either of the above categories.

[twilit scarab]

Which, in turn, needs me to update how I handle paginators

[neon jackal]

Rip

[twilit scarab]

it's not much

but it's honest work

[true lintel]

interesting

why not just keep Phelp as it is?

[neon jackal]

SQL injection at its finest

(Never concatenate strings in a sql query if you're working with databases, specially if they contain sensible information)

[twilit scarab]

have to figure out how to make this not suck ass

[twilit scarab]

so called secure code in rust

when they don't even use prepared statements

[solar fiber]

M

[neon jackal]

Look its a basic C api, with a rust wrapper

Not even an ORM

[true lintel]

double negative

[rough tusk]

ass

[neon jackal]

Or a query builder lmao

[gritty sand]

Finally.

Let's play.

I only have 21 rounds of ammo.

[compact dragon]

Ok

[true lintel]

build pidroid in lithuanian language

[alpine geode]

I don’t need ammo, I need GAS

[gritty sand]

I died.

[alpine geode]

bruh my flamethrower is running out of juice

[gritty sand]

Because my tank flipped over.

[true lintel]

im sleepy

[gritty sand]

WHAT THE

[neon jackal]

Generics, the feature that alone made me instantly hate JS
I dont have to do weird JSON key assignations, just define the structs, and done

[gritty sand]

Now a tank destroyer?

[alpine geode]

I need a quick refill on this flammerwarfer

[true lintel]

im gonna finish my plugin and actually start studying

[gritty sand]

WHY IS THIS.

I'm running out of tanks.

And now you have a squadron of tearmers.

SERIOUSLY

[alpine geode]

War thunder?

[gritty sand]

How the heck did I die to an ATV?

[rough tusk]

i get it

very emotional

[true lintel]

gemyyyy

gemy go vote #event-entries-cities

:>

oh lol nvm

i missed that you alr had

[sage shadow]

oliveoil

[gritty sand]

That's not fair. 😭😂

[wispy ridge]

What's not fair?

[gritty sand]

Me getting teamed on by some tier 5's.

[wispy ridge]

Too bad

Skrill issue

[upbeat pelican]

hello?

[wispy ridge]

There's #934929450615857162 which was made to stop this exact epidemic

[wispy ridge]

Hello

[upbeat pelican]

can someone tell me about plugins in this picture? i looking for the building and the banner

[rough tusk]

private plugin

of tochiito

[wispy ridge]

"Private Plugin" 🤓

[upbeat pelican]

i see, maybe theres is any replacements plugins?

[gritty sand]

Let's play Dead ahead.

And hopefully not run into some disconnects.

Or else.

[upbeat pelican]

dont have it yet

[gritty sand]

All of the discord servers I'm in will be tarnished.

[wispy ridge]

Btw, although allowed in #general , its generally very preferred that you use #town-square or other theotown related channels for theotown related questions.

[rough tusk]

i dont really know lol

[gritty sand]

And I opened Stupid idiot cafe.

[rough tusk]

but jeez

where are those banners come from

[upbeat pelican]

thank you for tips

[gritty sand]

Finally.

[upbeat pelican]

he's just making by himself, actually we can create our plugins too

[gritty sand]

Time to obliterate some ships.

[night sentinel]

try to locate all the hatches 🔥

[gritty sand]

Let's do this Monday style.

[upbeat pelican]

what is this?

[night sentinel]

oxygen not included

[junior iron]

oxygen not included

[night sentinel]

juraimy did you listen to any non-trilogy carpenter brut songs

[upbeat pelican]

a game?

[night sentinel]

yes

[compact dragon]

2023 VS 2021

[junior iron]

no

[night sentinel]

you should

[gritty sand]

Lieview1245 confirm you have targets in sight?

[night sentinel]

especially inferno galore

[gritty sand]

Target in sight.

[junior iron]

have you played hotline Miami

[night sentinel]

and that amazing music video

[gritty sand]

Begining bomb drop.

[night sentinel]

no

[abstract geode]

Aight imma pray it runs

[ivory bone]

are you talking to yourself

[wispy ridge]

Yes

[gritty sand]

The lag

And I crashed.

[wispy ridge]

Most mentally stable avgeek

[ivory bone]

fr

[compact dragon]

Yes he is??

[gritty sand]

If I lose my internet I will.

[true lintel]

yes cause i have no idea what hes on about

[ivory bone]

I'd prefer you to stop disturbing the chat

you contribute nothing to the conversation

[gritty sand]

Oh really.

[wispy ridge]

Oh really yes

[true lintel]

justtalk to somebody bout something, not that hard

[compact dragon]

Least sane new member:

[true lintel]

"new"

[ivory bone]

you mean most lol?

if you want to chat to yourself you might as well open notepad, or maybe start a diary

[wispy ridge]

Man

[true lintel]

make your own server, like me :))

[wispy ridge]

Self advertisement?!!!

[ivory bone]

bunnytown

[junior iron]

talk to yourself in the mirror

[ivory bone]

no way

[wispy ridge]

Easy perma ban right there

[marble fern]

Hello friends!

[wispy ridge]

Hello

[hybrid anvil]

wazup

[ivory bone]

hi

[alpine geode]

Hi

[junior iron]

wazzup Beijing

[compact dragon]

hi marca toe

[wispy ridge]

Nanjing

[gritty sand]

I'm just going crazy.

[wispy ridge]

Good

[hybrid anvil]

hrllo lari sa

[wispy ridge]

Shanghai

[marble fern]

We both had the same reference at the same time fr

[junior iron]

Shenzhen

[true lintel]

its organisation is horrible

[proven nymph]

bnuuy land

[true lintel]

nothing is in the right channel 😭

[marble fern]

Guangzhou

[upbeat pelican]

i actually still find a plugin

[marble fern]

Buny land

[upbeat pelican]

its road markings

[ivory bone]

a lot of members you have there

[gritty sand]

Random airplane fact: Airbus planes make the barking noise due to the PTU or power transfer unit, it circulates power thru the aircraft.

[true lintel]

ikr, i should invite some more bots to keep me company

[rough tusk]

wow that’s crazy

[junior iron]

isn't it only the A320 that makes barking noises

[rough tusk]

have you ever made one @upbeat pelican

[gritty sand]

All Airbus planes.

[upbeat pelican]

not yet, maybe for banners

[rough tusk]

nice

making plugins are hard i have heard

[gritty sand]

yes they are

[junior iron]

insane

[gritty sand]

never ever make plugins

[rough tusk]

nope

[gritty sand]

unless you really wanna

[rough tusk]

you should try to make plugins

[gritty sand]

alr explain dis den

[compact dragon]

How do I remove likes on twitter

[true lintel]

wha

[rough tusk]

nice

[true lintel]

😭

[compact dragon]

Because 2 bots liked my recent post

[abstract geode]

Close ur eyes and imagine

[marble fern]

Gacha

[rough tusk]

wow i want to make plugins like you

@upbeat pelican you should try it one day oo

[marble fern]

Nice bikes

[rough tusk]

use pixly if you are on android

[gritty sand]

nah, tochitto provided me wit da color, i js made da tren

[true lintel]

block

[wispy ridge]

Man, you mean X?

[rough tusk]

to make graphics

[rough tusk]

insane

[upbeat pelican]

thank for advice

[junior iron]

i should make soviet apartments ploogn

[rough tusk]

false

[wispy ridge]

Hardest plugin idea ever

[rough tusk]

you should make kazakhstani apartments plopgns

[gritty sand]

Ooh candy.

[gritty sand]

i can't tell if ur being sarcastic or serious

[junior iron]

Kazakhstan building plugin pack

[compact dragon]

Not working

[lucid kiln]

Hello

[wispy ridge]

Hello

[gritty sand]

Stock market addin?

[lucid kiln]

I'm new here

[upbeat pelican]

its will be hard

[junior iron]

@rough tusk can you confirm

[true lintel]

ok nvm i regret doing that

[full jasper]

🤔

[wispy ridge]

Kiel is nail in Urdu

[junior iron]

we should immigrate to Kazakhstan

[rough tusk]

true

[wispy ridge]

Emigrate

[junior iron]

Emirates

[rough tusk]

worst kazakhstani city

[wispy ridge]

Why did the last one delete

Was it too good

I remember I used to send my life evaluation quotes in this channel

So silly of me

[abstract geode]

Uhm acshually... #plugin-suggestions 🤓

[unborn panther]

Why is sending images taking so long nowadays

Cheese

My god

Discord you're drunk

[true lintel]

lol

[abstract geode]

F

[true lintel]

your wifi socks quin

[unborn panther]

So my 5g broke because of sending this image bruh

[alpine geode]

Kazakhstan 🇰🇿/100 definitely would suggest this in #plugin-suggestions and buy it for 100 diamonds

[abstract geode]

Tried that

Cheese flavor got masked by the spiciness

[unborn panther]

That is what cheese is for

[abstract geode]

Damn I wanna try it with cheese this time on top of it

[alpine geode]

🔥

[full jasper]

Hot

[compact dragon]

Hot

22°

[night sentinel]

there's still so much left to uncover

[wispy ridge]

☠️

[compact dragon]

I'm literally dying

[wispy ridge]

37°C [Feels Like 47°C]

[unborn panther]

Cheese

Candy

8 euro of candy

[true lintel]

yum ;>

[abstract geode]

Looks yummy

[unborn panther]

@abstract geode there is soft blahaj candy in there

[abstract geode]

Ooh what kind of soft candy?

[unborn panther]

Gummy

Spot the Blahaj

[full jasper]

Hmmm candy

[abstract geode]

Looks like shark gummy candy 👀

[unborn panther]

Chicken sausage

[true lintel]

gummy hotdog?

[unborn panther]

are you stupid

[abstract geode]

for second there it looked like a chicken patty inside a steamed bun

[unborn panther]

Its a Chicken Sausage on bread.

Chicken sausage

[true lintel]

gunny hotdog sounds good doe, rightt?/

[unborn panther]

No

[true lintel]

i want one now

[unborn panther]

I cannot believe you disrespect bradwurst

[true lintel]

im sorry

[unborn panther]

@abstract geode peach oreo

[abstract geode]

considering the chinese branding I feel like I could find one near my school

[true lintel]

gaspppp

[abstract geode]

they even have lemon flavored doublemint in China

[gritty sand]

what about toothpaste flavor

[unborn panther]

Ban

[gritty sand]

gotta keep those teeth clean while eatin yk?

[true lintel]

i tried the red velvet one, its incredible

[unborn panther]

Some youtuber did that to homeless people, they got arrested

[gritty sand]

dam

he dum

[abstract geode]

oh I remember this, he got permabanned from yt and lost a lot of money from a settlement which came after right?

[unborn panther]

I believe so

[gritty sand]

tbh i actually wanna try toothpaste flavored oreo

[unborn panther]

Ew

Chocolate cookie with toothpaste

[gritty sand]

chocolate on pizza? 🤔

[abstract geode]

We used to have peanut butter oreo flavor here

[unborn panther]

That was pretty good

[abstract geode]

We also had this transformers promo where they sold "prime berry" flavored oreo

[alpine geode]

Everything on pizza

[unborn panther]

@abstract geode the box is sorta 3D for some reason lol

[abstract geode]

it's really just blueberry oreo

[abstract geode]

trippy, I like it

[gritty sand]

Pineapple is better

what about both

chocolate and pineapple

with kiwi and toothpaste

No

[abstract geode]

it can work if u make everything sweet

[gritty sand]

I'd rather have rat poison on pizza than chocolate on pizza

[gritty sand]

a pizza made out of chocolate 😱

honestly any food, no matter how terrible of a combo, id devour it

[marble fern]

Would a crime against Humanity

UN is at your door

[abstract geode]

there was a place that made those here years ago

they shut down for some reason

[unborn panther]

Peach orea tastes as expected

Artificial

[marble fern]

Full of naughty things

[gritty sand]

:(

[gritty sand]

😎

[true lintel]

mint flavoured oreo

[gritty sand]

😍

[abstract geode]

Would legit love to try that actually

[gritty sand]

I already tried it

USA 💪

[true lintel]

blood lake in theotown 🤔

[abstract geode]

Civ 6 on an iPad I assume?

[gritty sand]

On PC

/ laptop

2.4k tourism and 3k gold per turn

[gritty sand]

When I get a PC I'll download it too

I think I have over 2,000 hours of gameplay on civ 6

W

[marble fern]

Oh you discovered it? I hide it well....

[true lintel]

i will release it to everyone :>

[left marsh]

me eating kentucky

[twilit scarab]

it's gonna be so over for old ja code

[true lintel]

:0

[rough tusk]

nice

[left marsh]

Soup

[true lintel]

kat

[alpine geode]

Cute

[dense swan]

how i look like when i post misinformation online

[compact dragon]

Jesus christ

[rough tusk]

youre talking like a vietnamese

is tha expensive or smth lol

[true lintel]

euro rates are close to the dollar rate

now convert that to dong

sounds expensive

i mean i can buy like 32 pieces of candy for a dollar

[compact dragon]

For that obviously it is

[rough tusk]

fr

[rough tusk]

fr

🇫🇷

[true lintel]

france

🗼

[gritty sand]

i see what u did there

[rough tusk]

you see what i did there

[left marsh]

hm

[true lintel]

oh took me a minute lol

[marble fern]

You summoned me

Congrats

[rough tusk]

i summoned you

[gritty sand]

he summoned him

[left marsh]

who is Theo

[marble fern]

The mayor of Town

[left marsh]

JA and Lobby is the same guy?

[marble fern]

Thank you Discord for giving us vocals

[ivory bone]

no?

[left marsh]

😱

[marble fern]

Baguette

[left marsh]

Bagget

[brave idol]

guys

what happens if meets a and then become a ?

[marble fern]

The gets eaten by

[gritty sand]

a radioactive nuclear bomb
mini gun
mini gun shooting nuclear bombs

[brave idol]

holy crap its the mario super man! and he is doing gangnam style! this is epic!!!

[gritty sand]

epic

[brave idol]

like totally dude!

the epic thing eva!

[gritty sand]

boutta eat noodles again 🗣️🔥🔥 (they're uncooked)

[brave idol]

hard unboiled noodles for the big man

[marble fern]

No more teeth for the big boy 🦷🦷🗣️🗣️

[fluid frigate]

BAGÉT

[junior iron]

@unborn panther sad birthday

[left marsh]

birthweek

[fluid frigate]

closer to death day

[finite basin]

Aaa

[unborn panther]

l

[finite basin]

I see

[sage shadow]

The CAT gets eaten by ME

[finite basin]

Oh no

Cat

[marble fern]

I was born at a very young age

[finite basin]

This information has amazed me.

[marble fern]

〰️

[true lintel]

interesting

[marble fern]

The emoji or my pp

[fluid frigate]

both

probably

[marble fern]

🔛🔝

〰️💲

[fluid frigate]

on top

[true lintel]

on!top

[fluid frigate]

👲

man_with_chinese_cap

oddly specific

[marble fern]

🇵🇲

This flqg is french

[marble fern]

Made in China

[fluid frigate]

💽

where is ssd emoji smh

[marble fern]

🥹🥲😭😢

🥺😔😟☹️🙁

Sad emojis

🥬

Salad emoji

[twilit scarab]

LESSS GOOO

[marble fern]

LESSS GOOOOO

[twilit scarab]

glorious

[fluid frigate]

sasd

[brave idol]

Lego

[lone tiger]

Umm

How can I get the roles of (inhabitant of...)

[thorn forum]

I thought that was a kid with a hat

[rough tusk]

@fluid frigate he thought that was a kid with a hat

[thorn forum]

i thought it was a kid with a hat

[gritty sand]

Be active

[lone tiger]

Oh I thought this is account linking

[junior iron]

i love playing krita

[true lintel]

Plevel-colour Purple

Plevel-color purple

😭

[twilit scarab]

My gamer

Pinfo

[sinful peak]

Pidroid status

Pidroid is a custom made discord bot by JustAnyone, designed for the TheoTown community.

Uptime

1 day, 20 hours and 10 minutes

Version

5.10.0 (7432615)

Owner

einfach.irgendjemand

Servers

40 (42,495 users cached)

RAM usage

135.39 MB

Current bot time

02/08/2023 @ 02:20 PM (UTC)

[twilit scarab]

Pidroid is not updated

[true lintel]

oh

lol woops

[true lintel]

i hope you chose the british spelling for the word 🟪

[twilit scarab]

why does spelling matter

[junior iron]

aimpoint?

or sig

[gritty sand]

Sig

[junior iron]

nice

[true lintel]

spelling

[lone tiger]

Who's have online region?

[true lintel]

i dont want to spell it as color thanks

[twilit scarab]

It would be Plevel-card blue

[true lintel]

oh forgot lol

[junior iron]

pcc?

[gritty sand]

EPC iirc

[lone tiger]

Itts mutter two sho nother pepol u r educated

[gritty sand]

Oh wait they're the same lmao

[twilit scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/why-disguise-my-eyes-just-why-gif-21621882

[lone tiger]

Misspellings are Intended

[spring thorn]

πdroid

[ivory bone]

jesus christ chapter 9 is giving me a heart attack

call the ambuline

[twilit scarab]

is that a mf celeste ref

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-19335672

[ivory bone]

they added jellyfish to real life??????????

what???????

[twilit scarab]

where patch notes

[marble fern]

They patched France...

And they added Aliens

[twilit scarab]

finally

pickle lore

[clear citrus]

lol this new way of naming accounts is so annoying ☹️

[ivory bone]

bugfix: removed framce

framce

fmroc

[marble fern]

Kulshe

[twilit scarab]

wdym, mponin_67_ha_nord

[ivory bone]

my hands are shakign

[clear citrus]

it s a neighborhood of my city

[ivory bone]

:D

adios

[delicate portal]

Hello

Any tips? Im new

[gritty sand]

Download plugins

[ivory bone]

I had to wait like 20 seconds for the counter to finish

[marble fern]

aka greece

[sage shadow]

I ate a cat

[brave idol]

will u ate dog

i will giv u 0 dollars

[delicate portal]

how do i get gem codes?

i need gems

[brave idol]

just do daily gem

don't always waste it and collect it

[true lintel]

chrs05

[brave idol]

anyway I gotta go the poo

[unborn panther]

Minecraft flag creation moment

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980470704959000576/1136304840021115042/2023-08-02_16.29.32.png

[delicate portal]

thank u so much

[delicate portal]

oh ok

[brave idol]

VoC

[junior iron]

You can get diamonds from bus

[unborn panther]

Nah it's the V

[brave idol]

Kolonial Nederland

[true lintel]

dutch flag

[unborn panther]

I'm not Patriotic trust me

🦭

[true lintel]

why is it so orange tho

[brave idol]

It's the old flag

[unborn panther]

Because it's the colonial flag of NL

[brave idol]

Nederlandsche Indië

[unborn panther]

South Africa

Don't show this or you'll get beat up in sa

[brave idol]

Oh nahh

[delicate portal]

wym

[brave idol]

Vereenigde Oostindische Compagnie
Dutch colonial company in South East asia and probably the reason Indonesia is standing rn

anyway gotta poo poo the toiling toilet again

[delicate portal]

wym

[marble fern]

Vuitton Netherlands

[compact dragon]

smth idk

[lofty dock]

Lol

[ivory bone]

haha, I've shown you all the monorail months ago and you couldn't guess what it is lol

[sage shadow]

Honey, wake up!!! Transport update for theotown is announced!!!

[compact dragon]

NO WAY

[cunning roost]

Fun fact of the day: Australia is wider than the moon

[gritty sand]

Hi chat

[delicate portal]

can somebody rank me as inhabitant of metropolis?

[ivory bone]

that's not how it works

[delicate portal]

huh

[ivory bone]

the roles are xp-based

[delicate portal]

oh

[sage shadow]

technically, you are

but no

not here

[delicate portal]

i see

[sage shadow]

chat in here more to get that role

[delicate portal]

i apologise

alright

[sage shadow]

we will not forget about that one.

[fiery pecan]

Opa

O JAMES EU QUERO UMA SALADA DE FRUTAS

[vapid hinge]

@ivory bone rate microsoft set up

[fleet bone]

#language-bar

[twilit scarab]

microsoft/10

does the mouse charge from the bottom

[ivory bone]

windows icon not tilted?

cringe

[vapid hinge]

real

[fiery pecan]

I am Brazilian

[vapid hinge]

sadly it's AAA or idk AA? (the thinner ones) powered

but the pen is charged from the bottom of the laptop

[ivory bone]

aaa is thin

[fleet bone]

Go to language bar if you want speak your mother language

[vapid hinge]

yes aaa

[twilit scarab]

I meant

[gritty sand]

W

[vapid hinge]

L

[twilit scarab]

i like the bulge on mice

[gritty sand]

🤓☝️

[fleet bone]

The worst design ever exist

[vapid hinge]

apple mouse is the worst crap sold at almost 100€

and people still buy it

for the aesthetic kitten apple set up

[fleet bone]

Because they are iFan

They buy everything Apple made

[vapid hinge]

apple is nice but i would never buy mice and keyboard from them

[fleet bone]

Even they don't make any sense

[vapid hinge]

i'd get logitech for apple instead

cheaper, better and at many cases more functional

[fleet bone]

They sell wheels and a piece of "smart" cloth

[vapid hinge]

but the cloth is actually indeed magic

i would rather sell it for 15 and not 25

it does somehow clean the display without anything additional

[fleet bone]

Dude just use paper towel

[vapid hinge]

yeah good luck scratching the display

[fleet bone]

And probably some alcohol

[vapid hinge]

yeah

[fleet bone]

Skill issue

[vapid hinge]

well anyway now that i have metal frames and glass display i have no worries

[sage shadow]

what kind of display you had that it got scratched by a paper towel bruh

skill issue here for real

[vapid hinge]

literally garbage

[sage shadow]

well I see

u had a display that was thinner than a butterfly's wing

[vapid hinge]

an iphone is everything i'd have from apple, rest would be microsoft

[true lintel]

youre very sus

[vapid hinge]

sus is everyone

i am sus, you are sus

we are sus

[true lintel]

have you seen your username?

[vapid hinge]

yes

[fleet bone]

@true lintel

[fleet bone]

Wtf is your bio mate?

[sage shadow]

french ballin

[vapid hinge]

what bio

[sage shadow]

he's liberal

[true lintel]

thats the pronouns section

[sage shadow]

(ew political)

[fleet bone]

Still cursed

[ivory bone]

yes you might want to change that status

[sage shadow]

what?

[true lintel]

cute

[sage shadow]

that was status section

uhh

[true lintel]

cant tell pronouns from statuses anymore

[vapid hinge]

wait i can't put that and ja can have ukraine support thing

[fleet bone]

Nope

Not this please

[compact dragon]

well

you see

[true lintel]

well

[compact dragon]

those are 2 completely different things

lmao

[ivory bone]

???????????

[true lintel]

were telling you to change it

[ivory bone]

we're talking about your status

not bio

[fleet bone]

The second me lol

[sage shadow]

oh wait

lmao

[ivory bone]

I don't care about your political affiliation

[vapid hinge]

oh pronouns

lol

[sage shadow]

wtf is in your pronoun section lmfao

[fleet bone]

Finland bread brand

[compact dragon]

yes (we) are talking about pronouns section

[ivory bone]

maybe, idk discrog

[wary cloak]

my whole account is full of guan mie mao

[vapid hinge]

let's check some Xs

[wary cloak]

especially my status

[fleet bone]

What X

[wary cloak]

ice cream while watching fast and furious

[sage shadow]

twitter

[wary cloak]

twitter rebranded to x

[fleet bone]

I thought he talking about that X

[sage shadow]

what kind of ice cream

[wary cloak]

it got banned from the Philippines because of nsfw laws

[vapid hinge]

blue bird when

[gritty sand]

lmao

[sage shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[wary cloak]

the one that screams

[fleet bone]

I mean there is also a X but not in friendly way

[wary cloak]

get it

ice cream

i scream

[sage shadow]

ah yes

[true lintel]

we should all just @ elon and tell him it sucks

[sage shadow]

the agony soul flavored ice cream

[true lintel]

if enough people do that maybe hell get mad enough

[sage shadow]

my fav too

[fleet bone]

Well someone stole X sign on top of Twitter HQ

[wary cloak]

i wouldn't mind the logo changing to an x

except

[fleet bone]

Is that pissed him enough?

[wary cloak]

the unicode x is so obnoxious

[sage shadow]

nah, that would not work

[wary cloak]

it's so annoying

I'd prefer just a comic sans x than that thing

[sage shadow]

same here

[wary cloak]

it doesn't look futuristic or fancy

[sage shadow]

btw

[true lintel]

lmaooooo

[wary cloak]

it's just obnoxious as hell

[sage shadow]

I respect elon for actually ruining twitter

finally, my dreams come true

[wary cloak]

congratulations bunny,you just fell for a greed trap

elon probably changed twitter to x to cause a fuss and get more people on the platform

[fleet bone]

Either let them rot or destroy it by yourself
Elon choose the second one

[sage shadow]

yes

[wary cloak]

they'd also see twitter blue and start paying elon because of it

[sage shadow]

he's absolute chad

[wary cloak]

elon is ruining twitter because he's desperately trying to get the platform to start profiting

twitter bleeds out money by the second

[fleet bone]

Remember when he fail a rocket test he just casually remove all the blue mark

[wary cloak]

it's not even because hur bur twitter bad

[sage shadow]

well

[wary cloak]

it's because he's an idiot and is trying to make something that's an economic failure into something profitable

so no he's not a chad for ruining twitter

he's an idiot for trying to keep it alive

like every single billionaire on earth

[sage shadow]

I just want to imagine that elon is purposely destroying twitter

for giggles and stuff

[wary cloak]

99% he isn't

[sage shadow]

I know.

[wary cloak]

he is forced to keep it alive

it's part of the contract

that he did not read or consider

[fleet bone]

He need money for Space X so if anything can make profits he go for it

[wary cloak]

he immediately pledged to back off from the contract when he saw just how much of an economic disaster twitter is

like I'm pretty sure twitter is sucking off billions from his net worth like right now

[sage shadow]

it's getting too stuffy in here

[wary cloak]

you do not have even a spark of an idea of just how much money twitter loses

[fleet bone]

All right change subject lad

[sage shadow]

i gtg to sleep

[sage shadow]

I know bruh

[fleet bone]

We don't want provoke the mod

[wary cloak]

a sleeping chair? now I've seen everything

I'll go play the suspiciously blurry game where i punch bees in the face and stab people with a crawfish

goodbye forever

[sage shadow]

I just said that I to imagine that a chaotic evil billionare destroys most the hated app on this world for laughs and giggles

[sage shadow]

bye

[true lintel]

im already on the platform

[plucky remnant]

only reason i use twitter is for bird pics

[compact dragon]

I use Twitter to look how some latvians are crying about something that's happening here

[true lintel]

yes

[plucky remnant]

i think it’s a graded rollout?

[true lintel]

but itll be rolled out to a few users at a time

[compact dragon]

while some of their points are valid, some aren't

[true lintel]

Ptag staged

[sinful peak]

A staged rollout means that only a certain percentage of users will get the update at a time. Meaning that the update will come over a matter of days to everyone, rather than all at once. We have no of choosing who get's the update when, it's totally random. So for now you just have to wait.

[plucky remnant]

it actually dropped for me 2 days ago but i didn’t check my app store until last night lol

[true lintel]

hmm

[latent wraith]

that's not something we decide

[plucky remnant]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[latent wraith]

That's on your app store

So steam updates tend to be more day of

[compact dragon]

like, as an example, the most recent one is about mandatory helmets for scooter drivers, and people over there were like "how will this protect them?" "helmets will totally protect you from damages, totally" while in fact helmets ARE PROVEN to be helping in case of a crash

[plucky remnant]

steam mvp

[compact dragon]

I have seen only like

1 person who is smart enough to realise that

and it is guy from Twitterconvoy (saying what it is would be political? Idk)

[plucky remnant]

i say, let them ride. we need more organ donors

(this is a joke)

i mean, helmets do very little in high-speed crashes, but how often are scooters involved in 113 kph accidents

[lucid kiln]

Uh

How do accident even occur?

[compact dragon]

well

you see

[plucky remnant]

at the speeds scooters go at, helmets are the difference between life and death in a crash

[compact dragon]

Riga is leaning more towards

car-centric city

[plucky remnant]

ew

[marble fern]

Ew

[lucid kiln]

I've never seen a crash in TheoTown

[marble fern]

We're talking about real life accidents

[lucid kiln]

Oh

[plucky remnant]

helmets still help, but they should also mandate leather gear like motorcyclists wear lmao

[lucid kiln]

I've see

One

Cycle and scooter

The poor one in cycle had both of her leg broken

[plucky remnant]

ouch

[compact dragon]

most recent news I have is that "Satiksmes Ministrija" aka Ministry of Traffic is now going more towards making it mandatory for people under 18

the thing is

it isn't scooter's fault

it is people's faults

[plucky remnant]

it may not be people’s faults, but it’ll keep scooters alive

[compact dragon]

they are riding 1 bolt scooter with multiple people, they are driving on roads like crazy, THEY are the ones who cause accidents

and it's just sad

[marble fern]

Helmets should be mandated for every users

[plucky remnant]

^

[compact dragon]

@night sentinel can confirm

[plucky remnant]

people are always going to be dumb, that’s why laws exist to protect people from their own stupidity

meanwhile my city just relaxed helmet requirements for bikes and scooters 🫠

at least people here only ride one person at a time, but they still do dumb things like going on sidewalks. even though we have protected bike lanes

my city is actively making efforts to reduce how car-centric it is and yet people still ride e-scooters on sidewalks

[compact dragon]

oh damn it is already evening of 2nd aug

[marble fern]

The dumbest thing is to allow teenagers to ride a motorcycle

[compact dragon]

YES

[true lintel]

18/19 yr olds

[marble fern]

The reason is: they do stupid things to get adrenaline and to show to their friends "how cool they are"
So they make urban rodeos and hurt or kill someone

[junior iron]

hello

[proud void]

Hello there

[gritty sand]

General Kenobi

[halcyon thorn]

Guten morgen

[proud void]

Tf is wrong with Florida

[compact dragon]

https://twitter.com/LusisToms/status/1686648799781916672?t=WF1qM57pP7lcXqOsPwv_Ng&s=19

Toms Lūsis (@LusisToms)

Ilustrētā Zinātne aicina: Radi par vienu bērnu mazāk. Beidzot kārtīgs zaļais dzīvesveids <3
(bilde nosperta feisītī)

Twitter · Aug 2, 2023, 8:03 AM

What an ad

And also oh yes I broke twitter

[proud void]

I don't understand anything but I can tell something it's very wrong lmao

[proud void]

Wrong, you broke X

Now it's X not Twitter

[compact dragon]

don't care

[halcyon thorn]

Crazy florida

[proud void]

can someone kidnap Elon and force him to change it back please

[halcyon thorn]

"Brand X"

[dreamy terrace]

?

[junior iron]

Evan Musk

[dreamy terrace]

The X looks so pixilated and out of date lmao

[compact dragon]

Found one tweet

https://twitter.com/AndrejsUrbans/status/1686250063515856896?t=QW4Y_BU2XOaC7zdPpvsyPg&s=19

Andrejs Urbāns (@AndrejsUrbans)

.@Sat_Min "pīpētavā" atkal ir jauna ideja - ķiveres obligātas līdz 18 gadiem

Cik liels ir bērnu traumatisms ikdienas satiksmē, kādi tam ir iemesli?

Vai drošības ieguvumi atsvērs iespējamo velo skaita krituma ietekmi uz bērnu veselību?

Šo lēmumu nevar pieņemt randomā 🫤

Twitter · Aug 1, 2023, 5:38 AM

[marble fern]

Replace brocoli with meat and we're good

[marble fern]

Translation please?

[compact dragon]

moment

[compact dragon]

let me answer this first

[junior iron]

smth about helmet

making wearing it obligatory until 18?

[proud void]

Tf, you can ride a moto at 12 years old

[compact dragon]

it's an ad about climate change, that left side is leave everything how it is now (drive with car, eat steaks (how tf does this affect climate??) and make lots of kids, while on the right side it is "save 62 tonnes of CO2" (driving with a bike, becoming vegan and make 1 baby less)

I'm sorry but was this ad made by vegan?

how tf does making babies even affect climate??????

[halcyon thorn]

Lol

[compact dragon]

oh and bottom part says that in 2099 earth will be warmer by 5 degrees and everything will be bad and all that

[night sentinel]

Feeling like a champ rn

[compact dragon]

and that we can change that (spoiler, we can't)

[halcyon thorn]

Depends

[night sentinel]

5 hours of cycling

[compact dragon]

no

[ivory bone]

what update

1.11.04 is a beta update so you need to join the beta program

also, read the announcement again

[compact dragon]

"@Sat_Min (our traffic management twitter acc) In "smoker" (I guess by this meant that in chaos) there is a new idea again - helmets are mandatory until the age of 18
How big is the number of accidents of children in everyday traffic, what are the reasons for it?
Will the safety benefits outweigh the possible health effects of a decline in the number of bicycles?
This decision cannot be made in a random 🫤"

And the image says "age until which you need to wear helmet in the EU countries (source: European comission; wikipedia)"
Green area is countries where there are no mandatory helmets for any age group
VISIEM translates to EVERYONE
* at the bottom of image is for Finland, where there is no fine for it but it is mandatory-required

[true lintel]

its not even a tweet anymore, tweeting is for birds

[twilit scarab]

come on @ivory bone

hurry up

I want to release Pidroid update

[ivory bone]

??????????????????????

what is your problem again

[twilit scarab]

events

count votes already

[ivory bone]

idc

[true lintel]

lol

[ivory bone]

🤣

[compact dragon]

average kulche response

[true lintel]

we dont wear helmets, with the exception of the bridge, then everyone has to

[ivory bone]

bridge?

[true lintel]

we need more voting time

[ivory bone]

special regulations on bridges?

cursed

[true lintel]

yes bc its a highway

[compact dragon]

wtf

well

[ivory bone]

unless you have a whole 1 bridge in your tiny ass country

[true lintel]

all our roads are very loe speed limits

[compact dragon]

do they even have bridges?

[true lintel]

we do lol

[true lintel]

yes

1

[halcyon thorn]

When you call the whole squad

[ivory bone]

ok I got what I asked for

[true lintel]

they are building a second one

[ivory bone]

you havent even seen a viaduct in your life

[compact dragon]

ah yes

[halcyon thorn]

Nice bridge

[true lintel]

when the bridge opened we didnt have to wear helmets

[compact dragon]

china friendship

perfect

aaaaaa internet not sending messages

[proud void]

My honest opinion is F them. To make those perfect salads and vegetarian food you kill more insects and animals then for normal food

[true lintel]

but then they made it mandatory

[civic dove]

gelo

[true lintel]

whas that

[ivory bone]

see?

[civic dove]

very cool game

[true lintel]

yes

[compact dragon]

no she doesn't see

how can she see a viaduct if she doesn't know what it is

smh

[true lintel]

maybe ive seen it idk lol

[compact dragon]

also where tf do you need 2nd bridge

[halcyon thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/queensferry-crossing-forth-bridge-forth-road-bridge-fife-gif-20982917

[true lintel]

from vilingili to male iirc

[lofty pine]

Man i just see this from my Youtube pages

[true lintel]

they are connecting the whole greater male region via bridges

[civic dove]

machine gun grandma

[true lintel]

im angy i cant bicycle over the bridge

oh wait we do have more bridges, hold on

[compact dragon]

ah now I see it

[hallow trench]

soldier boy pfp, that's based

[compact dragon]

it doesn't even have enough space wtf are they thinking

[true lintel]

bridge :)

[lofty pine]

All i see is blood

[compact dragon]

but would be interesting see it go until thilafushi

[civic dove]

souja boy

[hallow trench]

indeed

[civic dove]

currently making army base first time playing this game

[true lintel]

but thilafushi is the waste disposal island lol

[civic dove]

very fun

[compact dragon]

clearly not because there is 1 cofi

[true lintel]

i dont think anyone lives there

[true lintel]

its a restaurant, people work there

Actually yeah

the bridge is going there

[compact dragon]

anyways you live now in coworker space

[true lintel]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thilafushi

2024 lol

[civic dove]

woah

Is the military pack worth it

[true lintel]

if you want to actually use it

[compact dragon]

which one

[true lintel]

i just got it cause im rich

[compact dragon]

give me 5 euros then

[compact dragon]

uh until gulhi?

[civic dove]

the military pack

I’m making a sick army mountain type base

[true lintel]

ill need access to my bank account first

[civic dove]

first gameplay impressions on this game

very good 👍

must watch more ads for diamonds

[true lintel]

hmm ye

i have no idea what they are doing

a lot of it is politics sooo

i dont get involved in that stuff at all

elections are soon

[civic dove]

there isn’t any more ads

[marble fern]

Ads?

[night sentinel]

come listen to your mass-produced lofi music!!!

[civic dove]

ads for the diamonds

[night sentinel]

i love carpenter brut!
i love carpenter brut!

[marble fern]

Lofi is french

[true lintel]

you get them every 30 minutes

[civic dove]

oh ok

there’s a +70 diamond at the bottom of my screen

[compact dragon]

wrong

[marble fern]

Lofi girl is french

That's what I meant

[compact dragon]

⚠️

[night sentinel]

❕

[delicate portal]

yo

how do i become a plugin creator?

[halcyon thorn]

Pixel studio and a coder

[night sentinel]

oh nails you're sick?

slimelung? what's that

you'll get over it

[true lintel]

start by drawing the texture, you can find helpful tips in #plugin-discussion

[gritty sand]

Guys I have 98000 people soo I need 2k more

For 100k

[twilit scarab]

i love my oni

it crashes

[night sentinel]

what are you going to do 👀

[twilit scarab]

resume game

[true lintel]

ja playing oni

interesting

how do you like it?

[delicate portal]

is it possible to draw on mobile

to be more specific ipad

[true lintel]

yes, install a pixel drawing app

[night sentinel]

WE ARE THE JAPANESE GOBLIN.
DO YOU HAVE the soaring knight for the Oxygen Not Included slayer?

[delicate portal]

alright perfect

[twilit scarab]

the hell is this

[delicate portal]

thank u for helping me

[true lintel]

im no expert for ios but you can find something that works

youre welcome

[delicate portal]

i have an app in mins

mind

[night sentinel]

ah right so the game is now getting updates every now and then

[twilit scarab]

classic

[true lintel]

puzzle

[true lintel]

:0

[night sentinel]

i love buddybuds!!

the best way to delete slimelung germs

[night sentinel]

no it's not a puzzle

[true lintel]

you named all your characters? xD

[twilit scarab]

man I hate this

[true lintel]

why is rtobby a machine

[night sentinel]

what is that cool steam vent tamer

[twilit scarab]

I hate to brag, but

[compact dragon]

Aw

[night sentinel]

teach me how it works

[compact dragon]

My guy left

[night sentinel]

nice hydra

[twilit scarab]

200 kilo in each tile

[night sentinel]

@ivory bone check out this guy's hydra

[true lintel]

😭

[twilit scarab]

the piss chamber

[night sentinel]

i prefer regular spom because it doesn't waste water

although these pools of water are pretty big

[night sentinel]

nice cooling loop

[twilit scarab]

that place with coal generator

got cold from 2 wheezeworts

3*

[night sentinel]

i have an idea on how to refine metal

put kiln in a vacuum

[twilit scarab]

wont kill overheat

[night sentinel]

100% throughput :)

[twilit scarab]

mr stark, i dont wanna do this anymore

[night sentinel]

kilns don't overheat and they generate a crap ton of heat

[twilit scarab]

i will kill these dupes for littering food

[halcyon thorn]

Imagine seeing theotown in vr :p

[junior iron]

fart chamber