general

[wispy ridge]

Elections come and everything goes upside down

[ivory bone]

please do not even start this cobversation

[hollow furnace]

Politics is pretty much not allowed here since it's too prone of a topic to even talk about

[wispy ridge]

Sorry

Plus there are no other people from my nation so I thought nobody might start one

I think

[proven nymph]

mmi scale

[wispy ridge]

Huh?

[full jasper]

Heyo

[proven nymph]

hi

all you need is ecuador

[proud void]

hello chat

[full jasper]

hai

[compact dragon]

no

bye.

[night sentinel]

I am camping

Epic

[proven nymph]

oh hi

[thorny hatch]

When amazon will stop lieing?

[mossy hinge]

Correction: When Google will stop lying?

[night sentinel]

The best part about camping is getting bit by mosquitoes every 5 seconds

[full jasper]

Mosquitoes can burn in hell

[night sentinel]

Yes

I don't give a crap about ecosystems

[full jasper]

Useless insect

[night sentinel]

Just please eradicate mosquitoes

[mossy hinge]

Solution: Extract all the blood from your body

[night sentinel]

But then they'll be going for the blood out of my body

[mossy hinge]

so?

[night sentinel]

That means they'll still get proteins to reproduce

And that leads to more mosquitoes

Mosquito = bad

[mossy hinge]

I don't see any problem, just put the blood in a mini fridge or freezer

[night sentinel]

What if they all collectively smash the freezer and now they get access to my blood

[mossy hinge]

lock it

[night sentinel]

Okay but what if they make a hole

[mossy hinge]

change it with a titanium mini fridge or freezer

I guess you can't make an excuse on this

ohh wait

[night sentinel]

Okay but what if the temperature goes above 1668°C because the mosquitoes caused too much heat

[mossy hinge]

hmm, i can't think how that's going to be possible or is that makes a sense, even a little bit?

[night sentinel]

Heat wave

[mossy hinge]

hmm, find a rocket and send the blood to nasa space station

[oblique sleet]

@twilit scarab you sure you dont wanna migrate to apps?

[night sentinel]

Moonsquitoes

[mossy hinge]

hmmm, you're not going to give up, aren't you

there are no moonsquitoes

[night sentinel]

Evolution

[twilit scarab]

you mean slash commands?

[mossy hinge]

find a scientific proof

[oblique sleet]

ye

i mean apps includes slash

[twilit scarab]

I will in Pidroid 5

[night sentinel]

Either way, mosquitoes love to get everywhere, even the mosf unexpected places

[twilit scarab]

It's just that I need to finish migration to postgres with sqlalchemy

[oblique sleet]

ic ic

[night sentinel]

So mosquitoes will board the rocket

[twilit scarab]

the only part which is holding me back is function creation with sqlalchemy

[mossy hinge]

make a special insect killer ray gun to kill them

[twilit scarab]

So I can keep unique case numbers for different servers

wait

I have guild config

[night sentinel]

Well THAT is a bit unrealistic, don't you think

[mossy hinge]

is moonsquitoes realistic

[night sentinel]

Is special insect killer ray gun realistic

[twilit scarab]

I can just auto increment that

[mossy hinge]

well, science can do laser guns right, they even controlled an insect a few days ago

[night sentinel]

Well then

Genetic modification

[mossy hinge]

explain more

or don't

[night sentinel]

I'd rather not

[twilit scarab]

hm

man

[unborn panther]

hello people from the underworld

[night sentinel]

🦟

[twilit scarab]

doing actual relationships is hard

[night sentinel]

I HATE MOSQUITOES 🦟

[oblique sleet]

[unborn panther]

then kill em

[night sentinel]

Good idea

[twilit scarab]

if I have a unique guild config for every guild

[unborn panther]

https://tenor.com/view/date-a-live-kaguya-yamai-plushie-hug-gif-23762151

[night sentinel]

But more of them keep popping up

[twilit scarab]

I could keep a counter of ID

[unborn panther]

me with my plushies

[twilit scarab]

which I would pull for other table

[night sentinel]

Mosquitoes are like a hydra

Kill one and two more appear

[proven nymph]

literally

[night sentinel]

You can't even stand in one place, 3 quadrillion 549 trillion 927 billion 138 million 402 thousand and 583 mosquitoes swarm you

[oblique sleet]

now thats skill issue

[night sentinel]

Unfortunately

[twilit scarab]

time for a mod poll

[unborn panther]

hey cy want to do some heroine

[oblique sleet]

no

[unborn panther]

alright

what do you want to do then

[worldly carbon]

Did someone offer heroin

[unborn panther]

yes

[night sentinel]

Unfortunately

The heroin is for cy

[proven nymph]

it's even worse when you've got to sleep without a fan

[worldly carbon]

You should get one then

[proven nymph]

imagine fans

do you even windows

[twilit scarab]

you're a branch in my wheels

[rotund arch]

Sup people

[full jasper]

Hello

[neon jackal]

So...
Today a test alarm was issued to some phones
...And it was in the middle of our exams...
...And we aren't allowed to bring our phones in the first place..

So... Yeah, that was something

[night sentinel]

Lmaoooo

Who got busted

[neon jackal]

Many ppl

Like... Almost the whole class lmfao

Fortunately I didn't bring mine so I was save

Not even in my class, the whole school started to sound when the alarm started lmao

In other news, I passed my geometry and arithmetic exams (The ones for which I didn't slept for like 2 days)

Now I'm safe since tomorrow the exams are the easiest ones

[full jasper]

aye congrats

[neon jackal]

Thx

[night sentinel]

👏

[neon jackal]

You3 lmao

Thx

[night sentinel]

🆑🆎

🆔 🅰️ 🆚 🅾️ 🆔

Idavsoid

[versed tendon]

bless you

[twilit scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/the-punisher-frank-castle-punisher-no-frank-castle-no-no-no-no-gif-24489266

[unborn panther]

what a ugly bike

[twilit scarab]

@unborn panther vote 1

[worldly carbon]

Lol

[unborn panther]

what

[worldly carbon]

What answer were you hoping for

[twilit scarab]

#briefing

[unborn panther]

are you trying to keep it the same? ok

441

[proven nymph]

CLAB

[twilit scarab]

that requires least amount of work

things I do for a shitpost

das finale 2 | 29:21

[night sentinel]

Can i vote plsss

Nevermind

[gritty sand]

A

[unborn panther]

you are not cool enough to vote yet

@versed tendon my lego will arrivew tommmorowo

[versed tendon]

niceee

which one

getting the tallneck?

[unborn panther]

yes

tallneck

[versed tendon]

how much did you end up getting it for

[unborn panther]

intertoys

[versed tendon]

interesting

never heard of something costing intertoys

xD

[unborn panther]

lol

it was 80 bucks

[versed tendon]

good

[unborn panther]

bought it on intertoys

[versed tendon]

my friend said he couldnt find the article anymore

but sickk

[unborn panther]

on amazon it was 120

[versed tendon]

send picture when done ofc

[unborn panther]

ofc

i will send a few pics

intertoys had no supply of in store but

there distribution centre had some

[versed tendon]

nice nice

worth it

great set

[worldly carbon]

There is nobody else that will understand this

[twilit scarab]

correct

[worldly carbon]

Are you stealing from coh2

[twilit scarab]

coh?

[vapid hinge]

how does a cpu even work, it looks like a minecraft map

how does electricity being turned on and off come to run highly complex apps such as google chrome

[proven nymph]

010101

[vapid hinge]

no

[unborn panther]

finally stray came out

[worldly carbon]

This is a factorio minimap my dude

[mossy hinge]

hey it was my idea already 😢

[mossy hinge]

nah it looks like some kind of 2d survival building game, like Fallout Shelter but x♾️ more complex

[worldly carbon]

Thought you were grabbing the British lobby theme

But I realise it's gup now

[twilit scarab]

that's for later

gup is for a meme

[worldly carbon]

I see

[vapid hinge]

tag

[twilit scarab]

@worldly carbon like you moving those tanks when vape nation hits

[worldly carbon]

?

[twilit scarab]

@worldly carbon crippling fuel shortage

[candid heart]

Lmfao noice

[full jasper]

🤔

i like my cases clean and simple

[hoary flare]

Hi

[gritty sand]

Hi guys

[neon jackal]

Taskbar is in a weird position for me, but I feel like I can get used to it

[proven nymph]

linux!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok

[cedar vessel]

linux

[oblique sleet]

tfw u only know the word linux but not the distro

[proven nymph]

linux distro

i knw distro

[candid heart]

Yooo noice

[rough tusk]

haiiii^^

[neon jackal]

K thx

[neon jackal]

👋

[native charm]

my windows 💪

(it is way better than linux)

[neon jackal]

Nice 👍

[oblique sleet]

lol

[proven nymph]

well that's not a nice about me

but they aren't actually sharing their opinions about it in chat so

ok

may have to leave it

[native charm]

ok mr know it all

[rough tusk]

ikr i know right

[native charm]

the hypocrisy is insane

[rough tusk]

insane

the cat is the curse😱

no way

he got a cat video in his Blender playlist😱

[proud void]

how to wash a Kitten

[rough tusk]

omg

a cat

no way

[proud void]

poor cat, he looks kinda Traumatized

[rough tusk]

he

when the explosive is high

[hollow furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-cat-mad-going-insane-going-crazy-gif-24274574

[junior bronze]

big yikes

[rough tusk]

hello

[neon jackal]

So I asked myself "Cava (Audio visualizer) is a terminal app right? Can I run it on the VSC terminal?"
And... damn, it works really well

[gleaming orchid]

My screen broke

[cedar vessel]

insane

[full jasper]

Helo

[neon jackal]

👋

[candid heart]

Hai

[rough tusk]

fuk

dont know what to play

[oblique sleet]

maybe do something "productive" then

[rough tusk]

hmm

[compact dragon]

https://www.reddit.com/r/latvia/comments/w517zc/a_normal_morning_with_the_51st_bus/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

LMAO

[rough tusk]

what happened

[compact dragon]

Good question

[proud void]

What the

[full jasper]

Lol wat

[full jasper]

Then go outside and touch grass

[compact dragon]

Chicken

[rough tusk]

no way

[compact dragon]

Grass

Where tf does this NO2 come from

[grave haven]

Is this rell? Lmao

[compact dragon]

no

Report the bot to Discord

Even if they don't gaf

[grave haven]

Already report it

[proud void]

Totally a scam

[grave haven]

I litterly know at the first it's a scam I don't even know him/her

[proud void]

They probably hack your account or steal the Card information

[grave haven]

I did actually opened the link but I did nothing and after that i report that account

[proud void]

If you don't put any information I think everything is safe

[grave haven]

Also what happened when I'm level 30 or 40?

I'm now level 20 and a inhabitant of town

[neon jackal]

You get new role

[grave haven]

Oh yeah common sense

[neon jackal]

You can also buy some roles in the store, I don't think there is any rn tho

[grave haven]

Yeah I don't think also too

[proud void]

You have a bigger role , bigger influence on the server

[vapid hinge]

life

[gritty sand]

😋

[flat forum]

Finally i could sleep with peace

Marathoning this thing in one day feels bad

[full jasper]

Hi

[flat forum]

Hello there

[grave haven]

I gotta agree on bokoblo this time

[brazen glen]

Who the f ping

[vapid hinge]

pov:

[compact dragon]

PEINE

[candid heart]

PEINE

[compact dragon]

Also I love how the bus drivers are just peaceful about this

[rough tusk]

moment

[flat forum]

Meanwhile our bus driver who Drive 200 km/h in slopy Road in mountain side

Technically they are failed formula 1 driver

[rough tusk]

Punjab CM hospitalized after proving the holy rivulet's water is clean

[flat forum]

Wtf

Advice number one,no matter how "famous" the water are it was still not safe consuming it

[rough tusk]

yep

[flat forum]

Make me remember one time a random person accidentally drink a conspicious water from out of nowhere and he get parasitic amoeba eating half of His brain

[night sentinel]

What a skill issue

[rough tusk]

Skill issue smh my head

[flat forum]

I could not stop embarassing myself

I do greatest mistake yesterday

By doing venti cosplay in front of 9th grader

[night sentinel]

Then stop embarrassing yourself

[flat forum]

It accidental

[night sentinel]

That doesn't sound accidental

[full jasper]

Cosplaying a femboy

[flat forum]

My friends tell me to do it

I even don't know about it

[night sentinel]

Buy new friends

[flat forum]

They only tell me to do cosplay

[night sentinel]

Then say no

[fast mason]

Russian man is here?

[proud void]

?

Next time don't put a random Roblox link with no explanation

[thorny hatch]

What was the link

[proud void]

A roblox game with 1 active player

[thorny hatch]

It might be one of those games where ehh you know the thing. Or an advertisment for his game

Since he does not have robux to activate his ads

[proud void]

Idk

I can't verify that

And I am not entering the game even if I get paid