general

[covert cloud]

It's their scheme

[fluid frigate]

I remember those spelling ads

[glad void]

Is that your address

[junior iron]

+3

[fluid frigate]

dunno typed some sh*t

[true lintel]

thats cookies for you. cookies is the data they collect

[junior iron]

its more than cookies

[night sentinel]

you have 5 people
further ahead you see a gang of 8 people
what gate do you pick?

• -2
• +5

[junior iron]

-2

[alpine geode]

when you just suddenly watch like 00:01 seconds of a random video… YT recommends thousands of vids like it

[compact dragon]

Shid

Riga is busy

[junior iron]

algorithm

[night sentinel]

you have 3 people. you meet the 8 people, they beat the heck out of you. FAIL!!!!

[junior iron]

what!!!!

[fluid frigate]

emo wumpus

[junior iron]

this game is so hard!

[fluid frigate]

I can't reach level 5!!!

[true lintel]

thats basically how the cookies are being used

[alpine geode]

destroys PC with baseball bat

[compact dragon]

oh no

[covert cloud]

The try again button that sends you to google play store at the speed of light

[junior iron]

its more than cookies

[compact dragon]

Short bus

[junior iron]

ffs

[true lintel]

"we use cookies to customise your experience"

[glad void]

Should I post part 3 of random diamond code series here

[night sentinel]

you are level 2 fish
there are 3 fish next to you
what fish you eat?

• level 1 fish
• level 5 fish
• level 35 fish

[alpine geode]

Yeah they use it to feed the algorithm

[true lintel]

yes

[karmic bolt]

Who love 20 seconds unskipable ads??

[alpine geode]

No one

[true lintel]

who hates those ads with the decoy x button that doesnt work

[karmic bolt]

Exactly, no one love ads

[night sentinel]

@junior iron !!!

[junior iron]

35 obv

im pro

[true lintel]

ja left me alone in vc 😭

[junior iron]

good

[karmic bolt]

Lol, sometime I hate click x and then click X again

[night sentinel]

FAIL!!!!

try again

[junior iron]

😭

[fluid frigate]

A few words from our sponsor, FTX! (totally wont be promoting a fraud or something)

[karmic bolt]

Like did you see click x and then wait for 5 second click

[true lintel]

theres like x on all 4 corners of your screen by the time you can quit

[fluid frigate]

FISHDOM

I tried the app and its just candy crush but worse

[karmic bolt]

The thing I hate most is ads in bitlife

[fluid frigate]

0/100 I failed

[junior iron]

gardenscape

[night sentinel]

you are level 5 fish
there are 4 fish next to you
what fish do you eat?

• level 4 fish
• level 1 fish
• level 846.135.249 fish
• level 15 fish

[alpine geode]

God no I don’t like bit life 💀💀💀

[true lintel]

my guy, turn off wifi lol

[fluid frigate]

seggslife

[night sentinel]

you turn off wifi and it gives you different ads

[junior iron]

the 846

[night sentinel]

pre-installed ads for bitlife premium or something like that

[junior iron]

its so obvious

[true lintel]

if its an offline game but you have wifi its gonna play ads, just turn the damn wifi off and boom no ads

[fluid frigate]

I love hooking up with 56190 strangers in bitlife

[night sentinel]

FAIL!!!

[junior iron]

just use adblockers

[alpine geode]

This does happen to me

[junior iron]

this game so hard

[fluid frigate]

in the game*****

not irl

[true lintel]

its so hard to get those people to get 100 babies for the award

[night sentinel]

you are level 87777916801484016496 fish
what fish do you eat?

• level 1 fish
• level 1 fish
• level 1 fish
• level 946813997774118994x10^7994169 fish

[fluid frigate]

Quit Game

[night sentinel]

@junior iron QQQQQQ

[fluid frigate]

press the X button the right corner

[night sentinel]

Are you sure you want to quit the game?

[fluid frigate]

Confirm

[karmic bolt]

How's possible have 10 babies

[fluid frigate]

Give us a feedback!

[night sentinel]

FISHDOM
Download

[alpine geode]

Bit life defies imagination and physics my friend

[fluid frigate]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Give us your feedback!

[night sentinel]

⭐

[fluid frigate]

redirect to play store

[junior iron]

@night sentinel stfu

[compact dragon]

Are yall chatting to just rank up

[night sentinel]

no

pick a fish

:Ū

[alpine geode]

man… this damn ad is just 🗿🗿🗿 ima report this

[night sentinel]

:(

[fluid frigate]

Loading Playable Ads...

[alpine geode]

Abruptly Waits for 20 seconds

[fluid frigate]

I bet you can't beat Tony!

[alpine geode]

Me when X: click,click,CLICK skip adds

[night sentinel]

redirect

Download now

[alpine geode]

waits for another 5 seconds

[fluid frigate]

redirect to play store

[alpine geode]

Me when X- JUST SKIP

[karmic bolt]

No ,I hate this moment on this ads

[junior iron]

tony from hotline miami!?

[karmic bolt]

Lol, I hate when I accidentally click, suddenly I'm redirected to play store

[junior iron]

garispanas miami

[fluid frigate]

You are the Prime Minister of Malaysia, @junior iron!

Bomb Singapore
Resign

[junior iron]

Corruption

i love rasuah

[night sentinel]

You are a Malaysian, @fluid frigate

Discuss politics
Discuss politics

[fluid frigate]

FAIL
You were caught by SPRM!

Watch Ad (+1 Life)
Continue

[junior iron]

MACc

[true lintel]

My grandma had 9 kids, i think she would have had more if my grandfather didnt pass away

[junior iron]

typical

[fluid frigate]

smoke vape

[true lintel]

My father got no clue how many siblings he has but definitely more than 8

[alpine geode]

I’m an only child

[night sentinel]

FAIL
You are not Lithuanian!

[junior iron]

Malaysian try not to discuss politics

[karmic bolt]

Lol , Malaysian be like try not to be say politics challenge

[fluid frigate]

Watch Ad

[true lintel]

Back in my grandmas days, they didnt have a legal age to get married

[gritty sand]

;-;

[true lintel]

They had kids young and went on to have many kids

[fluid frigate]

PAS Pejuang PN BN PH DAP PKR

[junior iron]

it depends on when you hit puberty

[night sentinel]

Your wife caught you cheating on her!

Kiss her brother in front of her
Fart on her face
DIVORCE!

[abstract geode]

Update that to Southeast Asian and you may have either made it impossible or made it slightly harder

[junior iron]

@true lintel right?

[true lintel]

My mom had her first child at 14

Yeah

[fluid frigate]

pee in her mouth

[junior iron]

sharia gaming

[karmic bolt]

Wait, is that mean I'm white????

[alpine geode]

Bruuh

[abstract geode]

Eyyyo wtf?!

[true lintel]

I mean juri you dont even technically have to have puberty to get married just to have kids iirc

[gritty sand]

🫣

[true lintel]

Things were different back then

[karmic bolt]

Malaysian always talking about politic

[alpine geode]

Why,.. why would you!?!?

[fluid frigate]

if your mom can why can't i?? -edp

[karmic bolt]

IDK

[junior iron]

undi pas

[karmic bolt]

It's a joke

[abstract geode]

I also see tons of filipinos talking abt it especially since 2016

[night sentinel]

You are in the police station!

Escape
DIVORCE!
Use a drill on the cops

[fluid frigate]

masuk syurga

[junior iron]

dapat istri 4

[karmic bolt]

No, I'm definitely going to vote PH

[fluid frigate]

Hook up with the police

[abstract geode]

Subtract the divorce and u get the Philippines 🇵🇭

[junior iron]

all of them takde harapan

[karmic bolt]

Hehe, atleast it's better than Najib and Tun mahatir

[fluid frigate]

satisfy them all

[junior iron]

its either going to get worse or stay the same

[abstract geode]

Curious but lime what's harapan in ur language Juraimy?

[night sentinel]

You are in a bed with a police officer!

DIVORCE!
Wet the bed
Cause drama

[junior iron]

hope

[fluid frigate]

the anwar movie came out and schools already doing rombongan

[junior iron]

Anwar hitam

[night sentinel]

divorce doesn't even feel like a real word anymore

[fluid frigate]

I love brainwashing kids with reformasi

[karmic bolt]

PH> Democratic Party
BN> Republican

[abstract geode]

In filipino, it means front side or to face forward literally

[junior iron]

pale kau

[fluid frigate]

Invite the kids

Politic Rookie Lv.1

[gritty sand]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[junior iron]

budak budak

Indonesian:

[karmic bolt]

Sorry, the fact is I don't vote any party despite I'm adult

[fluid frigate]

Anwar: The Untold Story, more like Anwar: The Wikipedia Page

[night sentinel]

You are in the adoption center.

Self defense
DIVORCE!
Kidnap a child. Who will they tell, their parents?

[abstract geode]

Nah fam jusy don't vote 😃 👍

[fluid frigate]

kidnap a child

I love how no one cares that we are literally discussing about politics

[karmic bolt]

Hehe I'm going not to vote and also complaining about goverment

[abstract geode]

I'm just a spectator

[karmic bolt]

Yk ,complaining is Malaysian hobby

[junior iron]

well i hope nothing controversial pops up

[abstract geode]

Isn't it just an Asian thing as well?

[junior iron]

literally everyone

not even 1 cent enters my pocket

cam nipu je pengakap Malaysia

[karmic bolt]

Rice in Malay

[junior iron]

beras

[karmic bolt]

Padi

[fluid frigate]

real

[junior iron]

Kedah

the only thing in Kedah:

[fluid frigate]

as a kedahan true

we only drink water from the paddy fields

[junior iron]

sawah padi highway

[karmic bolt]

I'm sarawakian and true I love tree

[night sentinel]

You are in a courthouse!

Pee on the judge
DIVORCE!
Escape
Bribe the judge

[fluid frigate]

I love sada!! and sanusi

[junior iron]

wtf Sarawakian doesn't have tree house!?

[karmic bolt]

No

[fluid frigate]

SEDUCE EVERYONE

[junior iron]

this chat is cursed

[karmic bolt]

There's tree house but nothing like American tree house

[high hill]

Welcome to #general

[junior iron]

most normal day in general

[night sentinel]

You are in jail.

DIVORCE!
DIVORCE!
Call the police officer
Piss on the police guard

[abstract geode]

Aight if this gets political further, just gonna have to ask you guys to chat somewhere else or stop

[alpine geode]

True it went from cool to cursed in just 10 minutes straight

[fluid frigate]

DIVORCE!

[junior iron]

[fluid frigate]

I don't know who tf im divorcing

[naive ice]

better call saul!

[high hill]

Also, refrain from using caps, please.

[junior iron]

Jakistan

[fluid frigate]

Jakistan

[naive ice]

No way intern is mod now

[karmic bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/ph-pakatan-harapan-pakatan-harapan-anwar-ibrahim-gif-27068192

[high hill]

I have been for a few days lol

[naive ice]

Me when 3 years here and still 0 mod

[night sentinel]

You are in jail.

Call the police officer
Piss on the prison guard
Cause drama and whine

[gritty sand]

average day in #general

[abstract geode]

Apply na man

[high hill]

Very true

[karmic bolt]

Bruh

[naive ice]

I submitted a form like a few years ago and wasn't included so I gave up

[alpine geode]

#general slanders 30

[fluid frigate]

Dig a hole and escape and seduce a nearby bartender

[abstract geode]

https://tenor.com/view/never-give-up-fist-pump-motivation-motivational-gif-4892451

[junior iron]

give up

[naive ice]

Maybe it's for the good of me

[junior iron]

this server has enough mods

[fluid frigate]

give up

[naive ice]

College rolling in be like

[karmic bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/miyawaki-sakura-miyawaki-sakura-izone-wrestling-gif-24492939

[gritty sand]

always give up life hates us 😊

[karmic bolt]

Slaaay this gif

[fluid frigate]

yet we are still discussing about politics

[abstract geode]

Not enough from Asia trust trust

[night sentinel]

You are in maximum security!

DIVORCE!
Cry in the corner

[night sentinel]

why are you telling never to give up

[junior iron]

Mod corrupt

[naive ice]

Where do you even apply in the first place

[abstract geode]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fluid frigate]

Call in Saul by using scraps and gathering to make an gaming pc

[alpine geode]

except for gambling in the #town-square channel

[junior iron]

@fluid frigate I found Petron with Kedai text

[fluid frigate]

give up

[junior iron]

Kedah reference

[night sentinel]

Saul is together with you in the prison cell.

Seduce him
DIVORCE!
Cry in the corner

[fluid frigate]

wtf

my favourite ayaq

[abstract geode]

S e d u c e S a u l

[karmic bolt]

There's reason why there's no Korean emart in Sarawak

[junior iron]

Better Call Saul

[fluid frigate]

Seduce him

[junior iron]

Lets Call Saul

[fluid frigate]

I love when kedahans adds q sounds at the end

[junior iron]

Heyaq guyaq

[fluid frigate]

not like that real

[junior iron]

Im from Kedaq

[fluid frigate]

jom keluaq seggs

[karmic bolt]

There's reason why this isn't in Sarawak

[night sentinel]

You are now in some weird chair, with police officers standing in front of you. One police officer is holding a weird button.

Seduce the police officers
DIVORCE!
Do nothing

[junior iron]

email

[fluid frigate]

Seduce

emom

[junior iron]

this is getting spammy

[night sentinel]

You feel a sudden electric charge in your body. You cannot see anything.

DIVORCE!

[junior iron]

Seduce

[fluid frigate]

shut down phone

[karmic bolt]

Nope, it's because of this

[fluid frigate]

open phone

open again

[junior iron]

email

[night sentinel]

You feel a sudden electric charge in your body. You cannot see anything.

DIVORCE!

[fluid frigate]

Seduce the chair

[junior iron]

@sage shadow

[fluid frigate]

real

[karmic bolt]

See imagine if Korean emart open in Sarawak then, then someone would sue for having same name just like happened Wendy's in European Union

[night sentinel]

You cannot feel anything. Suddenly, you see your life rewinding. You are in a bright place, and then you see God.

Seduce him

[karmic bolt]

His pfp is still chair

[junior iron]

just use 7e

[fluid frigate]

SEDUCE

[night sentinel]

You are in Hell.

Seduce the devil

[fluid frigate]

seduce

[karmic bolt]

Wait what if Korean emart could change name to k-emart in Sarawak

[night sentinel]

[MISSING_PROMPT]

DIVORCE!
[MISSING_ACTION]
[MISSING_ACTION]

[junior iron]

why would they open in sarawak

[karmic bolt]

My cousins is in my house right now

[karmic bolt]

IDK, they didn't

[fluid frigate]

[ERROR_CODE:45JWK_APP_FORCE_CLOSE]

[dim peak]

pisang goreng

[karmic bolt]

My reaction when sibu get rotiboy before Miri did : 💀

[junior iron]

no fresh gardenia?

[karmic bolt]

Nope

[night sentinel]

[MISSING_PROMPT]

[System.InvalidPromptException Error code: 79 INVALID_PROMPT]
[MISSING_ACTION]
DIVORCE!

[karmic bolt]

There's no nutella in most of shops in my city

[fluid frigate]

[StoryGame.Error.InvalidCodeException]

[junior iron]

DDLC sequel real

[night sentinel]

[]

[]
[]
???????

[naive ice]

😶

[fluid frigate]

.

[naive ice]

🟡

ㅤ
ㅤ

[true lintel]

sat, sat, play mafia with us

[fluid frigate]

¿

¡

[naive ice]

Can't, I'm Minecrafting

[karmic bolt]

I love how this chat never ever empty more than 1 minute

https://tenor.com/view/4minute-jiyoon-girl-band-korean-gif-5202930

[true lintel]

its pretty dead after we sleep

this is the most active time of the day

[night sentinel]

???qq79vaaWQ]]][[

[System.OverflowError Error code 94: NOT_ENOUGH_ALLOCATED_PROMPTS]
Please report the bug to [e-mail].

[karmic bolt]

I didn't say always

[night sentinel]

"never"

[karmic bolt]

Rarely

[fluid frigate]

STORY GAME has stopped responding.

Wait Close

[night sentinel]

Suddenly, your phone shuts down.

[fluid frigate]

battery inflated

seduced battery

[night sentinel]

You try to turn on the phone.

[karmic bolt]

DONUT

[night sentinel]

Black screen.

[karmic bolt]

I FEEL LIKE WANT TO EAT DESSERT

[fluid frigate]

nooo my phone!!!

[true lintel]

aa

[fluid frigate]

10.22 pm 😔😔😔😔

[night sentinel]

Suddenly, red text appears on your phone screen.

[true lintel]

i dont like the huge font

[dim peak]

fr

[night sentinel]

ye huge font is very much spammy

[fluid frigate]

What the phuk

[true lintel]

i have to agree

spam is bad

[fluid frigate]

this whole story is starting to become like a horror story or something

[fluid frigate]

Loud beeping

[naive ice]

Sorry bun, maybe tomorrow 🫶

[night sentinel]

The lights shut down.

Look behind you.

[karmic bolt]

I don't like spam except for food kind

[fluid frigate]

suddenly there's a option behind you. option to seduce

real

[true lintel]

spam food looks weird

i wouldnt eat it

[fluid frigate]

hawaiian loves spam

[karmic bolt]

I like spam but I prefer eat grounded beef

Did you know why cow is always in room??

[gritty sand]

Bro has access to worlds nuclear arsenal

[fluid frigate]

Seduce

[night sentinel]

Seduce
Cause a scene
DIVORCE!

[fluid frigate]

Seduce

[night sentinel]

You go to the shadows. You say hi to the monster you thought was there. You blushed. You said "uwu owo uwu TwT uwu". However, nothing happens.

[gritty sand]

i come back to this

[fluid frigate]

Tap Anywhere to continue

tap

[gritty sand]

just another day in #general

[night sentinel]

cutscene

it's all black

it's only black

[high hill]

They do be playing a game

[night sentinel]

the cutscene is still playing

it's still black and everything

phone screen turns on

the phone is back to normal..?

it's still dark all around here.

[karmic bolt]

#general is SLAAY

[night sentinel]

You go to the phone. All of the apps have been replaced with Episode.

[fluid frigate]

did you download episode from a russian website

Everything is Episode

Youtube? Nah, Episode

[night sentinel]

episode.apk

[fluid frigate]

App might contain harmful files

Continue

[night sentinel]

It's just a normal app?

Seduce the phone

[ruby stream]

no krispy kreme in theotown?

[unborn panther]

Death

[abstract geode]

Kwippy kwemme??? °-°)

[karmic bolt]

I'm going to sleep

[gritty sand]

Ok

[abstract geode]

Buenas noches fellow SEA

[true lintel]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cr6OfSkrjAM/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

This looks so cool

[pearl flume]

[compact dragon]

@ivory bone https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qur8bMXiXyg&feature=share8

[ivory bone]

I'm not watching this

[junior iron]

gn

[true lintel]

i had to start over :(

[unborn panther]

Nice

[true lintel]

not nice

i will steal all your lemons

so you cant make lemonade >:)

[unborn panther]

I don't have lemons anyway

[true lintel]

the lemon in your name

role emoji

[candid heart]

omg it's the loml

thank you mara for the biasiswa

I'm loving it

[proud void]

@ivory bone ....

Why

[true lintel]

learn gra and call it a day

grany

better

[naive ice]

hi

[ivory bone]

if your language doesn't use forms like that it's inferior

[true lintel]

what are those, and why are there so many

[naive ice]

Letters

[ivory bone]

verb?

[naive ice]

The word play in polish

[true lintel]

but whys there so many

its just one word

[ivory bone]

it also includes the noun version

[naive ice]

Because

[ivory bone]

(one form of the noun version)

(the rest are verbs)

[true lintel]

righttt

making polish hard for forigners to learn

how fun

[ivory bone]

if it were to include all the forms of the 'gra' noun it would be twice as long

[true lintel]

and i thought dutch was difficult

this is just another level

[ivory bone]

dutch is just german with extra steps

and german is easy

[naive ice]

German is easy 💯

[ivory bone]

if you think it's difficult you have never seen a difficult language

[true lintel]

i mean is not that hard but everything keeps changing

[ivory bone]

idk dutch

[true lintel]

the action verb changes with person who does it

i think i forgot half the dutch i learnt by now tho

[ivory bone]

you mean like in german you get ich habe/du hast....?

or what

[true lintel]

maybe? i dont know german

[ivory bone]

lol

don't most languages have that

[true lintel]

like ik slaap/ hij slaapt/ ze slaapen

[ivory bone]

yeah that's the thing

that's not anything special lol

[true lintel]

its annoying tho

[ivory bone]

maybe, it's also one of the simplest things about grammar

[true lintel]

and duo is a bad teacher cause it marks wrong answers with no explanation whatsoever

i can barely make out what quin is trying to say to me without a translator

usually something about stabbing me in the neck

[ivory bone]

time to start speaking polish

[true lintel]

are you going to stab me in the neck too? 0.0

[ivory bone]

dźgnę cię w szyję

nożem 🥰

[true lintel]

i find languages intruiging even tho they are hard- i mean i guess they all are

they all are just pretty cool

[naive ice]

bist du schön

[true lintel]

threats

[ivory bone]

now try to pronounce it

[true lintel]

dezeeghnee shee wa sczyje

[ivory bone]

an attempt was made

[wispy ridge]

Damn it!

[ivory bone]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiced_alveolo-palatal_affricate

[wispy ridge]

I slept while playing TheoTown

[true lintel]

you arent the only one apparently, ikey did too xD

[naive ice]

Being born Polish is like trying to join harvard with an iq of 1 and being accepted

[true lintel]

how close was i?

[ivory bone]

nowhere close lol

[wispy ridge]

But I slept for 3 hours and all my chores got messed up :/

[true lintel]

oh well ill nail it, someday

[wispy ridge]

Nail it

[true lintel]

the nck?

wait kulche is the w pronounced like duhblewh?

[ivory bone]

what??????????????????

[true lintel]

hmm j in polish is pronounced like they do in dutch - y sound

[ivory bone]

w is w/v

[true lintel]

i put it through google translate and was listening to the english one apparently lol

[ivory bone]

j isn't like the english j

[ivory bone]

lol

[true lintel]

yes i said dutch j

the y sound

[ivory bone]

yes

[true lintel]

i hear an m sound in the first word and a j sound

and ch sound

[ivory bone]

dźgnę?

[true lintel]

yes

djmench

[ivory bone]

what the fuck

[wispy ridge]

Dj Mench

[ivory bone]

there is no m, no j and no ch

[true lintel]

im trying my best listening to this guy

altogether i hear "dujumench efsee eh"

[ivory bone]

dʑgne

or dʑgne(u)

[true lintel]

wha

[ivory bone]

how did you get dgdgggdgdgdhgghjhg

[true lintel]

there

i separated the words for you

i dont hear the w

[wispy ridge]

Why am I even trying to comprehend this

[true lintel]

im trying to figure out how this word is pronounced

[wispy ridge]

It's like the pronunciation of Sévres

[ivory bone]

dż is like g in george

dź is similar

[wispy ridge]

I'll never want to or be able to understand Polish

[ivory bone]

but you move your tongue a bit further out

[true lintel]

okay so that explains the j/g sound

how do you even push out your tongue more

my tongue is completely flat saying george

[ivory bone]

dź is the "hard" version is ć

[true lintel]

do you mean the g in gorge?

[ivory bone]

?

lol

try typing "spać" in google translate

and try to pronounce the ć

it's almost like tsch/ch/sch

[true lintel]

i dont hear it

i need a slowed down version of this whole thing

[ivory bone]

try "ciasto"

or "ciocia" for the double trouble

[wispy ridge]

I think I may be getting it

But I am too lazy to check if I'm right or not

[true lintel]

that was surprising- i hear :chastka"

wait no

google translate changed the word

ch sound tho

[ivory bone]

yeah almost like ch

[wispy ridge]

Ch with a hint of j?

[ivory bone]

j, i even

((phonetic i, not ayy))

[ivory bone]

there's no k sound, and the end is just o

unless you typed in "ciastko"

[true lintel]

yeah it translated to that when i switched the language

now its like this

oh i do hear the i

[ivory bone]

the number of diminutives for ciasto is absurd

[true lintel]

oh ive heard remains talk about that but about dutch

the adding letters to make it smaller thing

[ivory bone]

yes english doesn't really have that

(like half of any other language functions)

[gritty sand]

https://youtube.com/shorts/RzGfwIYpB_U?feature=share

[true lintel]

so what diminutives do you have?

[naive ice]

Yum

[ivory bone]

in polish?

[true lintel]

for that word

with translation

[ivory bone]

ciasto is pie/cake

ciasteczko is more like a biscuit/cookie

(for whatever reason)

[true lintel]

lol

[ivory bone]

now try the forms of "cook" 🥰

[true lintel]

oh lovely

as if the words werent long enough as they were

[ivory bone]

uwu

[compact dragon]

So

[ivory bone]

(only for imperfect)

[wispy ridge]

Its like trying to pronounce the longest city name in Wales, except it fricking has functioning syllables.

[compact dragon]

Airbaltic organised a few extra planes to Tampere for hockey Semi Finals and Finals

[gritty sand]

Polish typing

[compact dragon]

And tickets (139€ both ways, aka Riga - Tampere and back) were sold out in the first hour.

[sterile matrix]

glad to see a fellow slav doe polish is much much more complicated than serbian

[compact dragon]

This is just. Wow.

[gritty sand]

When slavs and balts are in the same chat

[true lintel]

why isnt there a mascular one for present tense

[compact dragon]

OP: https://twitter.com/airBaltic/status/1662022472584028161?t=aKlgvuzQf-6Vh4hnNnd00A&s=19

airBaltic (@airBaltic)

airBaltic nodrošinās papildu reisus Pasaules čempionāta laikā, lai nogādātu viskvēlākos hokeja fanus uz/no Tamperes 🏒♥️ Lidojuma biļetes tikai vienā cenā: 75 EUR vienvirziena, 139 EUR turp-atpakaļ ✈️ Biļetes jau pieejamas https://t.co/GfcUoxzmDg!

27.05

🇱🇻 Rīga-Tampere 06:00…

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630

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Twitter · May 26, 2023, 9:06 AM

[gritty sand]

Austria

[true lintel]

lol

[sterile matrix]

wow that plane looks so pretty

i mean ofc it does the only airline i ever flew with was

wizz air

[wispy ridge]

Who designed that livery? 💀

[compact dragon]

And this

https://twitter.com/airBaltic/status/1662076094353231872?t=jgKqTQTm6GfNUBBYtU8vJA&s=19

airBaltic (@airBaltic)

Lielā hokeja līdzjutēju pieprasījuma dēļ pievienojām četrus papildu lidojumus no kuriem vēl divos pieejamas vietas ✈️ Esam lepni palīdzēt sestajam spēlētājam nonākt Tamperē, lai atbalstītu mūsu izlasi! Vēl iespējams iegādāties https://t.co/GfcUoxzmDg:

27.05

🇱🇻 Rīga-Tampere…

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207

Twitter · May 26, 2023, 12:39 PM

[ivory bone]

not every verb has gendered versions for all the stuff

[wispy ridge]

Smh

Complex language isn't complex enough apparently

[true lintel]

what happens when you want a male to be imperfect in present tense then

[sterile matrix]

thats somewhat reasonable ig
is polish the same as serbian in the way that every single noun has gender? like random things like closets and staircases and such

[ivory bone]

'I' isn't gendered

[true lintel]

oh

[gritty sand]

Ofc we would make something weird

[ivory bone]

most languages do

[compact dragon]

We have 2 planes with Latvian livery, 1 with Estonian and 1 with Lithuanian. All were made as a gift to Latvia on 100th independence day.

[true lintel]

i think english does too for some stuff

[ivory bone]

(not in present tense)

[gritty sand]

Cool

[sterile matrix]

i mean i guess its true, tho i dont rly see the need for gendering inanimate objects

[true lintel]

and then theres my language which has very few pronouns

i thought there werent any but i just remembered some

[sterile matrix]

like for example in serbian
closet is masculine
river is feminine

[compact dragon]

Also

[sterile matrix]

why are we gendering water

[ivory bone]

idę - I go (for all genders, present)
szedłem (m)/szłam(f) (past)

[true lintel]

ekoi and esoru - the e in both translating to that
that girl and that boy

[compact dragon]

https://twitter.com/ltvzinas/status/1662014668771131393?t=jgKqTQTm6GfNUBBYtU8vJA&s=19

LTV Ziņu dienests (@ltvzinas)

🇱🇻 Hokeja svētki turpinās! Šodien “Rīta Panorāmu” aizvadījām, atskatoties un priecājoties par Latvijas hokeja izlases vēsturisko panākumu! #LielaisHokejs

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Twitter · May 26, 2023, 8:35 AM

Same thing

[gritty sand]

Larisa, what the hell do 3 latvian stars mean?

[compact dragon]

@untold goblet CAN YOU STFU AND STOP TARGETING ONLY ME

[wispy ridge]

Don't worry, we gender "Nation" over here

[sterile matrix]

same, nation is feminine in serbian

[true lintel]

interestingso if you wanna call yourself i but in past tense it would be szedlem?

[gritty sand]

Same here, feminine

[naive ice]

A nation's gender is locked at female here

[compact dragon]

Vidzeme, Kurzeme and Latgale, 3 historical regions of Latvia

[naive ice]

The Motherland

[true lintel]

larisa im sorry but stop hating the bot and di what it says 😭

[compact dragon]

We now have Zemgale and Sēlija(?) aswell

[true lintel]

its a bot it isnt programmed to target you

[ivory bone]

szedłem is the past tense for go in masculine for 1st person

[sterile matrix]

ye ig that kinda makes sense for slavic languages

[ivory bone]

so 'I went'

[wispy ridge]

Wow, same here

[gritty sand]

Oh,that's actually smart way to represent

[proven nymph]

el agua

[compact dragon]

I WON'T IF IT KEEPS SAYING THAT 3 MESSAGES IN LIKE 5 SECONDS IS SPAM

[true lintel]

thats weird

[compact dragon]

2 actually

[true lintel]

caps

[proven nymph]

water is both masculine and femenine in spanish

[compact dragon]

I know

[proven nymph]

also watch caps please

[true lintel]

also because you sent them really fast succession

[proven nymph]

don't use them

[compact dragon]

Kalih see what bunny said

[wispy ridge]

Caps!!1!!!1!!!!

[true lintel]

i watches for 2 seconds or something

[proven nymph]

ik

[compact dragon]

262947099447001089

262947099447001089

[latent wraith]

Pmodmenu @compact dragon

[sinful peak]

Punish Person From Latvia#1291

Type: ban

Punishment creation has been cancelled

[ivory bone]

for extra weirdness, it's pronounced "sheduem"

[proven nymph]

welp

[true lintel]

god

larisa

[proven nymph]

lol

[compact dragon]

Cya9

[latent wraith]

We do some trolling

[compact dragon]

Was fu here

[true lintel]

xD

[compact dragon]

Stupid phone can't even tyoe ere

[sterile matrix]

ye i was just about to say isnt it la agua (even tho i dont even speak spanish) thats cool doe considering both work
in serbian everythings gender is hardlocked

[compact dragon]

While it's charging

Also

hi evan!

[wispy ridge]

Was fu here

• Larisa

[gritty sand]

Randome word: Praeityje (eng. in the past)

[proven nymph]

yeah

[compact dragon]

So what did I want to say

I forgot

Whatever

[true lintel]

i thought evan was gonna warn larisa then he pressed ban

[compact dragon]

Rime to go back to twityer

[sterile matrix]

oh also random thought but nice kazuha pfp

[compact dragon]

Same thing

[proven nymph]

lol

[compact dragon]

I mean eh my next pinishment is ban anyways so

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[true lintel]

wait what

[gritty sand]

Tviteris 💀

[compact dragon]

(Probably)

[proven nymph]

thanks

[compact dragon]

Not sure

Depends on moderator

[proven nymph]

iirc it's "el agua" and not "la agua" because the accent is in the first a

[wispy ridge]

It's fu typing here

[compact dragon]

Ok I can't cgeck my modlogs

Because discor mobile

[ivory bone]

your latest "serious" warn is from like june 2022

[compact dragon]

Alright I'm taking my phone off charging I can't deal wih thiz

[compact dragon]

Bet

@sinful peak

[ivory bone]

july actually

[compact dragon]

Wait what

24th of July 22

I thought it was a lot later

Time flies past so fast man

[proven nymph]

indeed

[ivory bone]

no idea what that was anyway

[true lintel]

ye id say the mute on july is your most serious recent one

[proven nymph]

that was a tempban

[compact dragon]

Vonarj drama iirc

[true lintel]

a mute

[naive ice]

I have 1 warning from bunny

[compact dragon]

Wait

No then

Youssef?

Yes

[naive ice]

I don't know what i posted to get an nsfw warn

[true lintel]

for nsfw?

[naive ice]

Yes

[true lintel]

me neither dont ask me

[naive ice]

I forgor

[true lintel]

i think it was a car

[naive ice]

It was long ago, way before we were friends

[true lintel]

idk if that was you

[ivory bone]

anyway
igtgscya

[true lintel]

yeah

[proven nymph]

so nsfw

[true lintel]

wayyyy before that

[naive ice]

Ugly UI don't do it

[wispy ridge]

Bye Kulche

[gritty sand]

Don't listen to this user

[true lintel]

bye kulche

[proven nymph]

bur kulche

[naive ice]

Yes

[proven nymph]

bye

[wispy ridge]

Bur

[naive ice]

Tomorrow hopefully i could join mafia

[compact dragon]

But anyways, key words

[true lintel]

want me to try find it, if its in logs? I think it was right after i became officer

[compact dragon]

How could it have been from you then if you became mod after the warning

[true lintel]

i was officer at the time of warning

read it again

[proven nymph]

officers can warn

[compact dragon]

Also, at least Pidroid has some common sense

Pidroid is great bot

[naive ice]

Sure if it isn't any trouble

[compact dragon]

Oh

After

Minudenrstoon the servent

Bruh

Misunderstood the sentence

[proven nymph]

fnuyy storke...!!!!!!!

[true lintel]

you have a funny warn from evan

[wispy ridge]

Of course

[naive ice]

Yes, i cant forget that

[wispy ridge]

Look at the man speaking

[compact dragon]

Does this mwan that I am tired or what

[proven nymph]

what

[compact dragon]

I? Not tiewd

I'm not tired

[proven nymph]

maybe

[compact dragon]

I don't feel like at least

[proven nymph]

ig you're typing too fast

[compact dragon]

Maybe

Or just simple krill issue

[wispy ridge]

Krill issues

[compact dragon]

Oh god

[true lintel]

@naive ice found it

it was exactly what i thought

[compact dragon]

I just reliased I'm using Ppunish in #bot-commands

Or am I

[proven nymph]

modmenu?

indeed

[compact dragon]

Yes I was

Dumbass

[proven nymph]

lol

[naive ice]

What was it

[compact dragon]

Now It's time to go back to uh

I guess doing nothing

[gritty sand]

Fun fact
Only one country calls the country of Georgia completely different ( apart of Georgia itself)

[true lintel]

you were being souless on twitter

[compact dragon]

@gritty sand https://twitter.com/LieneBrizga/status/1662108714499710977?t=pt4N_dOzYWocmfx6Y0bdWA&s=19

Liene Brizga-Kalnina (@LieneBrizga)

Atbraucām uz Liepāju. Zviedru raudāšanu pāri jūrai vēl nedzirdējām, bet to, kā lietuvietis saka (latviski!) - apsveicu ar uzvaru, braļukas!

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Twitter · May 26, 2023, 2:49 PM

Ok now Liepāja is indeed lithuanian city

[gritty sand]

Yay

You can have Palanga back

Cuz now liepoja is the new palanga

[wispy ridge]

Palanga sounds like bed in my language

[gritty sand]

Really?

Well, to be fair, Palanga has way more beds than people

[night sentinel]

I just realized that the croatian eurovision entry for this year literally included the entire croatian alphabet lmao

[gritty sand]

Probably 5 beds for every 1 person

[night sentinel]

Kurortas™️

[gritty sand]

Tourist destination

[night sentinel]

Just go to some place like Anykščiai, palanga is overrated

[gritty sand]

Šventoji

[compact dragon]

Now where were they

[gritty sand]

Were who?

[compact dragon]

Yes

It is courort city

And it's honestly

Pretty mid

I was there once

[gritty sand]

Nida and juodkrantė are elite

[night sentinel]

Literally the most interesting thing about palanga is Basanavičiaus gatvė, where there's a crap ton of various restaurants

[gritty sand]

So true

[night sentinel]

Protip: if you want to spend your time on the lithuanian seaside, stay away from palanga

[gritty sand]

That's fact

Almost all of lithuania during summer goes to palanga

[night sentinel]

Nida >>>>>>>>>>> palanga

Stfu

Dyno being annoying as usual

[gritty sand]

Nida is a very good place, very little people

[compact dragon]

My point is proven right there @true lintel

[gritty sand]

Also cool houses

[night sentinel]

Honestly all of Kuršių nerija is quite underrated

[compact dragon]

Hey nida is latvian

[night sentinel]

I've been to there like only two or three times and i've liked it there

[gritty sand]

Curonian spit isn't underrated
It is just expensive to enter by car

[night sentinel]

Oh and nida in lithuania is right next to the russian border

[night sentinel]

Fair

[wispy ridge]

Kaliningrad be like:

[night sentinel]

Don't say kaliningrad

[gritty sand]

It costs like 50€ or something to enter

[compact dragon]

Köninsberg

[true lintel]

because too many characters count towards dyno spam~

[night sentinel]

It's either Kralovec or Konigsberg

[wispy ridge]

?

[gritty sand]

Karaliaučius!

[wispy ridge]

Oh

Come on

[gritty sand]

Here there is no such name as kaliningrad

[true lintel]

and dyno is usually good at its job

[night sentinel]

Kaliningrado sritis:

[night sentinel]

Bad at its job

[wispy ridge]

Its like writing Kolkata as Calcutta, there's no difference

[compact dragon]

If you enter in kēninsberga it costs 0€ ;)

So maybe we take it ;)

Or give it to deutschland

[night sentinel]

Czechis

Czechia

G

[wispy ridge]

Czech Republic

[gritty sand]

Diffrence between kaliningrad and Königsberg is that Königsberg was some randome made up german name while kaliningrad is name of some soviet general or something

[wispy ridge]

So...?

[gritty sand]

Both names are different origin

[wispy ridge]

Who currently rules there, Germany or Russia?

[gritty sand]

So aren't the same name

Me

At the moment russia

[wispy ridge]

Not in your wildest dreams

[gritty sand]

But I believe germany could try claiming it

[wispy ridge]

Yeah, so "at the moment" it stays as Kaliningrad

[night sentinel]

Královec

[gritty sand]

In most of the world

[wispy ridge]

Don't tell me you actually believe that

[gritty sand]

In lithuania, Czech Republic and poland all say Königsberg

[wispy ridge]

"Leaders are born unique"

[gritty sand]

I spelled believe so like idk

[night sentinel]

Fun fact: ussr tried to offer lithuania královec, but lithuania denied as the area had a bunch of russians so the ethnic make-up would be effed up

[compact dragon]

We recommend to call it either Karaļauči (traditional baltic(?) name) or historical german Kēninsberga

[wispy ridge]

Semi-smart decision

[gritty sand]

not confirmed if that offer even existed

[wispy ridge]

When 3 random strangers argue about what to call Kaliningrad on Discord:

Its 00:15 here

[compact dragon]

22:16

[gritty sand]

There are many names in kaliningrad oblast that were changed by russians but we use the old ones

[night sentinel]

GMT+3 gang

[naive ice]

Hiya

[night sentinel]

Sup

[gritty sand]

One example is Tilžė (a lithuanian name)
Sovietsk (russian)

[compact dragon]

So how windy was today for ya @night sentinel

Oh

I pinged you

First time

@Person From Latvia#1291

Now I can't ping myself

And probably erk

[night sentinel]

Kaliningrad 🇷🇺
Königsberg 🇩🇪
Královec 🇨🇿

[tiny slate]

Oh yeah many names that changed by russians

[gritty sand]

@night sentinel
https://youtube.com/shorts/tMcbvJwEC1g?feature=share7

[night sentinel]

Pretty windy but now it's calm

[night sentinel]

NO

Do not

[gritty sand]

XD

[compact dragon]

It's still windy here

[gritty sand]

Here it is mid

[night sentinel]

Watch the poles violate human rights for lithuanians

[gritty sand]

watches

👀

Yeah, restoring the commenwelth would be bad
For every 1 lithuanian there would be like 15 poles

[night sentinel]

Watch as we get partitioned by austria, russia and prussia germany

[gritty sand]

First austria needs to get a border with us

[night sentinel]

I want prussia back

[gritty sand]

Also don't think germany is capable of taking poland anymore

[gritty sand]

Baltic prussia, right?

[night sentinel]

Yeah poland goes hard on their military now

[night sentinel]

Ye

The prussia that existed for forever until it didn't

[compact dragon]

Sorry to interrupt yall

But

New nileblue vid dropped

https://youtube.com/watch?v=crjxpZHv7Hk&feature=share8

[night sentinel]

Nilered is no longer my favorite chemistry youtuber to binge

It's chemiolis now

Did i mention that chemiolis is also dutch? 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

That's like a win-win

[tiny slate]

oh pretty nice weather

[gritty sand]

How is it warmer in moscow than in the baltics

[night sentinel]

Simple

The baltics are way closer to water compared to moscow

[compact dragon]

Yes

[night sentinel]

It's exactly like how in klaipėda it's 18°C while in šiauliai it's 21°C and in vilnius it's 23°C

[compact dragon]

11° in Riga rn

[night sentinel]

11°C in Šiauliai

[gritty sand]

14 kaišiadorys

[compact dragon]

3° diff

Cool

[tiny slate]

Oh baltics is more unstable in terms of weather

[night sentinel]

Yes

[gritty sand]

June in lithuania...

[compact dragon]

1,3k XP left

Alright I'm off

I'm not tired but I'm just bored

[tiny slate]

not hot

[night sentinel]

It's either hot af or cloudy af

Actually that applies to the entire summer

[tiny slate]

but i think 22° is comfortably

[gritty sand]

Monday: insane storm
Tuesday: sunny hot day
Wednesday: hail
Thursday: depressingly cloudy
Friday: insanely windy
Saturday: sunny but cold
Sunday: some rain and warm weather after

And cycle repeats

[night sentinel]

For me my optimal temperature is 17-20°C

[gritty sand]

Mines a little lower

[proud void]

Hi

[night sentinel]

Sup

[gritty sand]

15-18°C

[gritty sand]

Hello Moldavian comrade

[proud void]

Romanian...

[night sentinel]

Fair

[gritty sand]

Roman

[proud void]

Chilling at 26°

[night sentinel]

Man i miss the times when the temperatuee in winter was around -20°C

[gritty sand]

Hell

[proud void]

Eh

[gritty sand]

You mean almost -30?

[proud void]

I am at a party so I don't give a f

[night sentinel]

Eapecially when it was -25°C or below and you were allowed not to go to school

[proud void]

[tiny slate]

in moscow in winter -10 ° and in summer 30°

[gritty sand]

Remember one time going to school
About 40cm of snow and -20

[versed tendon]

yup

[night sentinel]

Here in šiauliai winter is like -10-0°C and summer is 25°C

[tiny slate]

2° is normal

[versed tendon]

nordic struggles

[true lintel]

hi remains

[gritty sand]

Here in kaišiadorys last year hottest day was +35 while coldest -18

[night sentinel]

Yeah winters have been getting warmer and warmer unfortunately

[true lintel]

someones enjoying nitro

[night sentinel]

Global warming 😔

[tiny slate]

oh yeah

[gritty sand]

thanks US, China, Most of EU and other randome big countries

[proud void]

I think that's the effect of a few glasses of alcohol

[true lintel]

nah

[night sentinel]

Just blame late stage capitalism for everything

[true lintel]

good to see you enoying it tho

[night sentinel]

Seriously, all people care about is money now

[gritty sand]

Unfortunately

[true lintel]

nothing interesting happened today

[tiny slate]

oh i have clear air

[night sentinel]

Whether they're destroying the planet or not they don't give an f

[gritty sand]

I have clean air 24/7

[night sentinel]

They just want to appear as if they are "saving the planet" to make sure their reputation doesn't go down

[night sentinel]

Chicken fard

[gritty sand]

Even if we lose winter, we will be able to grow pineapples

[true lintel]

we have 21

[gritty sand]

And bananas

[night sentinel]

AQI 30 here

[proud void]

Fr bunny, I don't remember how much I drink

[night sentinel]

Look at the bright side lol

[gritty sand]

I live 5km from that factory

[night sentinel]

Bananas will be cheaper because of global warming

[gritty sand]

Also tourism would be a big thing

[true lintel]

2 drinks

xD

atlest you know you drank a lot

[gritty sand]

Although samogitia would become an island

[true lintel]

that means you arent drunk drunk

[night sentinel]

Getting drunk is the most eastern european thing ever

[tiny slate]

lol the river near my house is very dirty

[true lintel]

how does it get better?

shouldnt it stay the same?

[proud void]

He'll yea

[gritty sand]

Actually, I don't mind samogitians having their island, I wanna have sea next door

[proud void]

For f sake I graduated it's party time

[true lintel]

yayyyy good job king

king going to college when?

[proud void]

We will see after the month of exams

[night sentinel]

🦀 palanga is no more 🦀

[proud void]

Until then F them and let's have some fun

[proven nymph]

congrats

[tiny slate]

oh, this river...

[gritty sand]

Unfortunately Vilnius still stands

And anykščiai

[proven nymph]

what

[night sentinel]

Anykščiai is based

[gritty sand]

Would be if they rebuilt Voruta castle

[night sentinel]

Please do not misspell the name of Wilno again, thanks

[gritty sand]

Sowwy

[true lintel]

anywayy

[proven nymph]

i love will not

[true lintel]

im off to sleep byee

[proven nymph]

bye bunny

[night sentinel]

Anykščių šilelis

[proven nymph]

sleep well

[tiny slate]

oh i will go to sleep too

[gritty sand]

Antanas Baranauskas

[night sentinel]

https://youtu.be/PsF0Ba1_uz0

[tiny slate]

oh not clear air

[unborn panther]

d

[proud void]

[proven nymph]

hi

[karmic bolt]

Hi

I just ate pao and red noodles

[proven nymph]

nice

[karmic bolt]

But I have a Bad news

My mom don't want someone fix my phone

[proven nymph]

damn

pao and red noodles sound pretty good