bayern-munich

[silk fractal]

😆

[versed panther]

https://x.com/statmusefc/status/2043006738203373742?s=46

StatMuse FC (@statmusefc)

Most goals in a Bundesliga season:

101 — Bayern (2025/26)
101 — Bayern (1971/72)

They still have five more matches to play this season...

X · Apr 11, 2026, 4:42 PM

Crazy

This is statistically the best attack in bayern history

[green bobcat]

Our MSN is DKO

Diaz
Kane
Olise

[versed panther]

Damn

[green bobcat]

It can also be an acronym for "Dominate Knockout"

Unfortunately Musiala can't be there, his injury made him washed

He's on thw brink of not going to the World Cup

[native mantle]

Its 102

Now

Record is broken

By kompany team

[versed panther]

Wow

4-0

Kompany ball on top

[cinder ocean]

Emphatic win for Bayern! Now we're going to move on to smoke Real Madrid at home during the week

Bayern will beat Real Madrid like 4-0 to make a statement!

[strong saddle]

that would be a hell of a statement win

[fallen sorrel]

Cheats mates

Chears*

[dim ginkgo]

105 effing goals , wallahi RMA is cooked

[stray gate]

Cherki with less minutes has this number? 😲

[dreamy shell]

P90.

[storm sage]

Musiala better than Guler and Yildz ngl

[slim harbor]

madrid funeral tic tac .....

[versed panther]

Don’t think its a comparison at all
Musiala is way better of a talent

If it has become one then i reckon that’s simply due to people underrating him due to his injuries

[storm sage]

What bout musiala and pedri?

[versed panther]

Musiala more of a 10/winger & pedri an 8 tbh

But i would say they were on similar wavelengths of talent

Before musiala’s injury at least

Lets see how musiala does next year

[storm sage]

Musiala or Bellingham?

[pastel fern]

Goretzka

[calm mountain]

bischof

[viscid thicket]

Musiala

Def

[warped lynx]

jobe or jude 😂😂

[storm sage]

Jobe

got a lot of potential

[warped lynx]

musiala

[pastel fern]

Musiala

[untold eagle]

#champions-league message

[strong saddle]

We can't afford to waste a single chance tonight

[modest stump]

i have a bad feeling we losing today

i think there'll be plenty of goals at least

our CB's cant stop their counters

cant rely on neuer everytime

[tranquil jasper]

We got this

MI SAN MIA!!!

[tranquil jasper]

Love ur pfp scourge hes my idol

[versed panther]

Good luck bayern fans

[versed panther]

Cool

One of my favourite players as well

But lets stick to bayern only in this channel

[tranquil jasper]

Yeah

Btw goal

[tranquil jasper]

Yeah

[gleaming quest]

wtf NEUER

[versed panther]

Crazy

Level tie now

[raw mason]

Guys wtf

[naive bough]

What was Neuer thinking

[fickle garden]

Neur got overconfident from all that glaze 🤦🏻‍♂️

[earnest sedge]

💀

[dusty thorn]

Neuer bro 😹

[earnest sedge]

Tf was that

[mental lily]

Neur doing what he did vs friburg

[quasi lark]

Neur is a BOZO

[tranquil jasper]

Fr

[raw mason]

Can anyone tell me what Neuer did?

[tranquil jasper]

Welp actually im a barca fan but rooting for yall guys

[fickle garden]

was in his own world and left the goalpost

[raw mason]

☠️
Thats typical him

[sick wasp]

man

[dawn knot]

so sorry for neuer
a striker can miss chances and nobody cares
a keeper makes one mistake and destroys his legacy ...

[cerulean seal]

Hala Madrid 🙂

[sick wasp]

I don't want us to lose like this

[cerulean seal]

Lmao

[earnest sedge]

He passed the ball to arda guler

[raw mason]

Ok just saw the goal

Wtfff

[sick wasp]

We gotta put up a fight

[dawn knot]

stfu bayern >

[fickle garden]

nah bayern still overwhelmingly more likely to win

[earnest sedge]

1-1

Calm

[raw mason]

YOOO

[earnest sedge]

What a ball kimmich

[raw mason]

NO WAY

[sick wasp]

Who scored

[gleaming quest]

GOAL

[earnest sedge]

Pavlov

[raw mason]

How random

[earnest sedge]

Ich

[sick wasp]

holy

[cerulean seal]

Clean

[versed panther]

Bayern lead again fairs

[sick wasp]

Vini

[dawn knot]

why did pavlovic have to touch the ball ...
it would be puskas award for kimmich

[earnest sedge]

Kimmich almost scored the Olympic goal

[sick wasp]

what is he doing

[dawn knot]

real really thought they would come back

[ripe pivot]

Bayern score 6 pls

[arctic anvil]

oof

[spice rune]

Although I am not a Bayern fan, I will be cheering for you lot tonight

Lets 8-2 those muppets!

Visca Bayern!

[versed panther]

Laimer nice work there

[tender inlet]

Yo we need both arsenal and Madrid out of here

[modest stump]

our wingers are not having a good game thus far

[raw mason]

Hm

[earnest sedge]

And they are level again

[versed panther]

3-3 now

[versed panther]

Crazy tie fr

[last granite]

Can VAR interfere if its a dive and not a foul??

[earnest sedge]

Neuer awful game

[earnest sedge]

Neuer messed up

Again

[sick wasp]

That was not a foul

[versed panther]

Not for fouls outside the box unless a red card iirc

[tranquil jasper]

Neuer from Hero to zero😭

[versed panther]

used all his remaining power in the first leg

[earnest sedge]

Fr

[last granite]

Neuer is CLEARLY past it... I'm sorry to say.

[gleaming quest]

DIVING FC

[naive bough]

Never a foul

Disgrace

[sick wasp]

We have to score now

We have been attacking more

[earnest sedge]

You just gotta convert

[sick wasp]

We won't get these chances in the 2nd half

Yeah

[earnest sedge]

You have been attacking for most of the half

[sick wasp]

7 corners to 0 corners

Cmon guys pull through

[tranquil jasper]

Wich is worse inter barca 4 3 or this

😭

[sick wasp]

Kaaabee

Harry kane let's gooo

[gleaming quest]

GOAL

GET IN

[earnest sedge]

@versed panther Kane puts Bayern ahead

[versed panther]

Yeah i am watching lol

[earnest sedge]

Ohh good

[versed panther]

Crazy gamw

[earnest sedge]

Ye

[quasi lark]

THAT IS MY BOY RIGHT THERE

HARRY KANE

[versed panther]

Have the match on phone

[spice rune]

Harry shows his kane to madrid!! Lets goo!!!

[versed panther]

Insane match

[quasi lark]

XD

That was like a Penalty kick

[gleaming quest]

2-2
(4-3)

[wind matrix]

Harry kane, what a goated guy

[gleaming quest]

crossbar vini

[quasi lark]

Neuer just plays risky according to me

[gleaming quest]

NOOOO

f

[earnest sedge]

Barcelona inter vibes

😭

@versed panther

[versed panther]

Insane

[quasi lark]

BOZOS

[modest stump]

fuckin hell

[wind matrix]

Insane game icl

[sick wasp]

What is neur doing

Why did he jump

[versed panther]

Neuer used his last remaining magic in the first game

[atomic mist]

guys

[sick wasp]

I don't want to believe

[little jetty]

You guys got robbed

Rudi kicked a player

[raw mason]

Half time

[fleet spindle]

Dawg what's with refs and robbing Bayern against Madrid

Jesus the amount of bad calls and lack thereof

😭😭😭

[gleaming quest]

2023-24 😭

[sick wasp]

Natural

How hasn't vini gotten a yellow already

He voluntarily pushed kimmich twice after he got up once

And was arguing with the ref

[tranquil jasper]

Neuer remained with the name not with the saves😭

[tranquil jasper]

It was hands

[pastel fern]

absolute insanity today

[tranquil jasper]

I love the match

But i need bayern to win

[green escarp]

Did kane promise trent fish n chippy chips if he let him score or wht

[dusty thorn]

Neuer is actually finished beyond

Please retire

🙏

[sick wasp]

He's just inconsistent

Don't make any more mistakes neur

I beg of you
I don't want a 23-24 repeat

[tranquil jasper]

Please bayern

Win this

I am usualy visca barca but MI SAN MIAAAA!!!!!

[sick wasp]

we need barca fans energy to win this

[versed panther]

As a neutral i would love to see this go till ET or Pens

But man bayern fans must be so worried rn

[lean gazelle]

how are my bayern fans doing rn

[tranquil jasper]

Kinda woried

[quasi lark]

ACTING

[tranquil jasper]

Ty

Finally neuer

[plush berry]

Who can put the Real Madrid game on call

[gleaming quest]

WHAT A SAVE

[tranquil jasper]

Please bayern win the game

[raw mason]

Its too hard

They got much pressure

[tranquil jasper]

Bayern geting real slopier

[raw mason]

BRING JAMAL IN

[quasi lark]

Bayern need to do better.

[quasi lark]

EXACTLY

[last granite]

whats the fitness level of Musaila right now, has he been playing 90mins in the bundesliga?

[raw mason]

Time for Jamal

[versed panther]

Occasionally but not often

Mostly gets subbed off or subbed on only

[tranquil jasper]

Man luis diaz

[quasi lark]

Bayern attackers trying to take first touch in front of the goal and that is also so far away from them.
Not good

[jaunty mulch]

Idk what we are doing

Bayern is playing so nervous

[strong saddle]

idk whats happening

[sick wasp]

Olise so unlucky

[tranquil jasper]

Olise shots are clas

Class

Real madrid is playng anti football haram ball

[sick wasp]

man kane could have scored

[tranquil jasper]

Same as diaz

[sick wasp]

In the box instead he tried to do something

[tranquil jasper]

Yeah

[sick wasp]

Just score
We just need 1 goal and we can get rid of the nervousness

[tranquil jasper]

Shouldve shooted

All we need is 1 goal and they will calm down

[strong saddle]

i feel like we'd concede right after

[dusty thorn]

Let's be real

This is all Neuer's fault

[jaunty mulch]

Yep

That free kick was so easy to hold

[tranquil jasper]

REDdd

[dusty thorn]

Super easily preventable goals

[tranquil jasper]

YEeEEs

REEED

Now score bayern munchen

MI SAN MIAAA!!!

[raw mason]

Dont celebrate too early guys.
They are Madrid
I dont wanna get hope from that bc its still Madrid

[versed panther]

What a hit

Wow

[strong saddle]

DONT FUMBLE

please

[modest stump]

wow

[versed panther]

Fair play diaz

[modest stump]

deflection off of militao

[versed panther]

Olise lmao

Nice goal

Fairs

[quasi lark]

BOOM

BOOM BOOM

[versed panther]

Congratulations people
Onto the semis for you all

[gleaming quest]

HOLY

HOLISE

olise

[sick wasp]

Olise my goat

[earnest sedge]

Did you see his celebration?

😭😭

[jaunty mulch]

Holy moly

[raw mason]

I gonna cry

14 years

[jaunty mulch]

What did he do?

[raw mason]

14 YEARS

[sick wasp]

I'm in tears

[pastel fern]

WIR HAMMAS

[jaunty mulch]

WE DID IT

😭

[tribal light]

Real Madrid is an absolute scum club

Dirty rats

[jaunty mulch]

Olise randomly locked in in the 70th minute

[quasi lark]

Awwww

[tranquil jasper]

So beatiful man

[jaunty mulch]

NEVER BEEN SO HAPOY

Happy

[green bobcat]

I changed my pfp to Loona in a Madrid shirt,
Diaz scored
Olise scores.
This pfp is a curse for Madrid and a blessing for us

[earnest sedge]

Messi celebration 😭😭😭

[tranquil jasper]

As a barca fan wishing u all the best bayern u deserve it

[sick wasp]

thanks dawg

[jaunty mulch]

You mean with the Shirt?

[versed panther]

Yeah

[dusty thorn]

Dismantled

[sick wasp]

Barca fan support was very helpful

[earnest sedge]

Nah point to the sky

[dusty thorn]

Hahaha

You love to see it

[jaunty mulch]

W

[raw mason]

14 years

😭

[jaunty mulch]

Bro idk what changed olise suddenly played like the reincarnation of robben

[timid zodiac]

Congrats FCB. hope our SF is just as entertaining as this tie. Gl

[versed panther]

Good luck for PSG lads
rooting for you all for Vinny 🫡

[modest stump]

In all honesty, Bayern weren't at the top of their mark this game.
If we play like this, we might get eliminated against PSG. Didn't look like a UCL Champion squad tonight.

Can't concede 3 goals in one half at home. That's criminal

[plucky portal]

Neuer shouldve done better for the guler goals icl

[solid flax]

well done to bayern.. they are a machines.. good luck against psg

gg

[dusty thorn]

Didn't even dive ☠️

[green ridge]

LETS GOO

[sick wasp]

psg man

What is this road to the final

[plucky portal]

Though I will say other than neuer being an idiot for those 2 goals bayern were far better

[jaunty mulch]

Yep psg is another level

They use every Chance to score

[dusty thorn]

Bayern played so bad yet they managed 4

[pastel fern]

SUPER BAYERN
SUPER BAYERN
HEY HEY

[modest stump]

Bayern were the better team overall, but as we saw on both legs, we are very wasteful in the opposition half. We had a chance to kill the tie last leg, and we had some really good chances tonight, including the failed davies pass to olise at the end of the game, the failed first touch from Luis Diaz which had potential to be shot, also one from Harry Kane. Must do better with those chances in the box.

[plucky portal]

Yeah

[jaunty mulch]

Because olise suddenly locked in in the 70th minute

[jaunty mulch]

Arda too in the 90+5

😂

[dusty thorn]

YABBADABBADOOO

[tribal light]

The ref was a Madrid fan

[near siren]

Airport that way

Yall better win against psg

[cerulean seal]

Bayern always had it ❤️ Bavaria ❤️ the true machine

[tired crescent]

At least I finally got to see my club win against madrid in tbe cl in these last 10 years lmao

[jaunty mulch]

Psg is next levek

They are crazy on every position

Especially midfielf

[modest stump]

🤯 Joshua Kimmich vs. Real Madrid:

• 1 assist
• 4 key passes
• 102 passes
• 8 long balls
• 2 shots
• 136 touches
• 48 carries
• 6 defensive contributions
• 3 tackles won
• 3 recoveries
• 100% duels won

when has kimmich last had a bad game

so good, so consistent all year round

[lean gazelle]

Congratulations

[clever hound]

psg doesn’t play like they did last season i think they’re manageable

[jaunty mulch]

Biggest Egoist omd

Bro is playing like he is in blue lock or smth

[sonic plinth]

Congrats guys.

[tiny kelp]

MIASANMIA

CAMA O CAMA O CAMAVINGA

EEEE CAMA O CAMA O CAMA VINGA

he saved us🤣

[modest stump]

does anyone know how i can get the privileges to send attachments in this server

[next oasis]

good fucking shit guys

we won this game we taking it home

[lean gazelle]

PSG vs Bayern will be damn interesting

[next oasis]

FUCK YEAHHHH

[lean gazelle]

Bayern v Atleti is the dream ucl final I can think of

[jaunty mulch]

I don't want arsenal in the final so I agree

[lean gazelle]

Let's see who wins PSG v Bayern

[jaunty mulch]

Their football is the most boring thing I have ever seen

[lean gazelle]

I'll probably be rooting for you guys since fuck PSG and Enrique

but it'll be very tight

[edgy pawn]

That yellow/red was so sweet and so much justice for last year, thanks ref

[jaunty mulch]

FR

[jaunty mulch]

Psg is crazy

[thorny spoke]

bro our defence should be to notch against psg

[next oasis]

ishowspeed made a prediction bracket of the UCL and so far he is correct

he has bayern and arsenal in the final and bayern winning it all

[jaunty mulch]

Their chemistry is so crazy. They use every opportunity to score a goal

[thorny spoke]

i think atleti will go through

[lean gazelle]

yeah

but bayern, I mean

[next oasis]

Ref switched up after the payment declined

[lean gazelle]

so physically disciplined

[jaunty mulch]

At a good day we can beat them

[lean gazelle]

bomb vs bomb ahh game

[jaunty mulch]

Haramball derby

[sick wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[next oasis]

😭

[sick wasp]

I hope we go through vs psg though

Kompany did something at half time man

He got neur back on track made 2 amazing saves

[round oak]

someone send me fc bayern server

[next oasis]

envWAuR

@round oak

[dusk surge]

Congrats guys!!

[round oak]

yh

[next oasis]

this is the server link

[random violet]

Super bayern super bayern hey hey

[sonic plinth]

worst last 4 in years

[thorny spoke]

why Neuer plays like he deserves bdor one day and onana on other fay

[random violet]

Muller is proud of u

[dusk surge]

Muller posted he’s watching the match 🥹🥹

[random citrus]

Hey guys, well deserved win
I hope you guys win the entire thing, kane deserves a UCL and Neuer should have the best send off
Y'all are the best team in the world, best of luck

[dusk surge]

Fr bayern deserve to win ucl this year and i hope they do

[harsh cliff]

LETS GOOOO

[sick wasp]

He's old

2nd half neur vs first half neur lmao

[sleek kindle]

We won? 😭😭

[edgy pawn]

Real Fans complaining about the ref, so sweet, keep it coming

[harsh cliff]

duh

thought they stood a chance?

[strong saddle]

I

I don't have any words

[calm mountain]

TE AMO MUCHO LUCHO

[versed panther]

As a neutral very much looking forward to you all’s game with PSG

expecting champagne futbol across both legs from both the teams

[strong saddle]

It will be

Like Barca and inter last year

[echo lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/muller-bayern-munchen-alianz-arena-gif-11043713

[twilit anvil]

We up boys

[frigid pumice]

Because Kompany got a 3rd yellow he won't be able to come against the PSG match.... 😢

Was für ne scheiße mit den Schiris

[strong saddle]

We haven't decided on who replaces him

[high juniper]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[pastel fern]

Rodyse Munienge can do it

[fickle creek]

only team to score more than their xG and doing it by a very good margin too

👏

[twilit anvil]

kompany ball at its finest

[storm sage]

Pacho to bayern

[cinder ocean]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if Bayern win the treble again this season (Bundesliga, DFB Pokal, and UCL), will they be the first team in history to win the treble three times?

[fickle creek]

yup

[storm sage]

What the f*ck is that?

[slim harbor]

xa per 90

[storm sage]

Where's messi

[slim harbor]

top 5 league

[storm sage]

Alright so

Where is Doku? 😭

Vini?

Wtf is garnacho doing in the list bro?

Are we serious right now bro?

[storm sage]

City

[storm sage]

Bruno probably created 50 chances and still got left out

Wirtz not here is actually criminal

Odegaard still missing like he got benched by the graph itself

[storm sage]

you’ve got ansu fati still sneaking into charts in 2026 like it’s 2020 again…

And somehow Bergvall is here already?

[hidden kite]

Wth is happening

[hidden kite]

Yes

[hidden kite]

Wirtz? U mean the guy who is playing for leverkusen?

[storm sage]

Liveprool now

But Wirtz in leverkusen 🤌🤌

[hidden kite]

[hidden kite]

I havent seen his name in GA

💀

[twilit anvil]

@hidden kite w pfp brodie

[versed panther]

Yeah

Barca & bayern have the most trebles rn with 2 each

If bayern do it this year again they be the first to hit 3

[pastel fern]

I hope we do it

[cinder ocean]

Same

[obsidian jungle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/drtIOUhx8xc?si=5Qw_GX8I7HE-vbo6

[fickle creek]

not hard to read is it

[stoic totem]

He has 8 assists this season in all comps depending on how you count while playing quite a lot. So he probably does not show up.

[glossy escarp]

https://fxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/2045526971329777973

B/R Football (@brfootball)

Dortmund's 2-1 loss to Hoffenheim means Bayern can clinch the Bundesliga with a win or draw vs. Stuttgart on Sunday 🏆👀

**💬 55 🔁 109 ❤️ 2.0K 👁️ 37.3K **

FxTwitter · Apr 18, 2026, 3:36 PM

[twilit sundial]

predictions for tomorrow?

[twilit anvil]

4-0 home win

[strong saddle]

https://x.com/i/status/2045573602817319345

FC Bayern (@FCBayernEN)

ℹ️ FC Bayern will be without Serge Gnabry for an extended period. The attacker has suffered a torn adductor in his right thigh.

Wishing you a speedy recovery, Serge! 🙏

X · Apr 18, 2026, 6:42 PM

[autumn dove]

fuckk

bro

will karl be back

[strong saddle]

Soon

[autumn dove]

hopefully in time for psg match

bambi still doesnt look that good

[hidden kite]

TALK

[hidden kite]

Yay Deutscher Meisterren sgain

[hidden kite]

Guys is dfb pokal this week?

If yes, then we are against who

[calm mountain]

tah's ol' cloob

[modest stump]

he was atleast better than havertz and sane

now we're surely getting grouped in the wc

we have 0 goalscorers now

[hidden kite]

Ooooh hard game

They just beat Dortmund

[edgy kiln]

And if we will win that game then final game will be vs Stuttgart/Freiburg

23.5

[hidden kite]

Stuttgart will beat freiburg

[edgy kiln]

I think so

[twilit anvil]

And they lost to Augsburg at home

Lol

[hidden kite]

Oh damn

[twilit anvil]

I think it will be an easy game tbf

[hidden kite]

Today is bundesliga sealed?

[twilit anvil]

Ye

[edgy kiln]

Step by step guys ... the first thing is we need today secure league trophy

[twilit anvil]

We can celebrate it with the fans today

[edgy kiln]

That's nice

[twilit anvil]

Allianz will be fully crowded

[edgy kiln]

As always 😎 super Bayern

[twilit anvil]

Yesssir

Mia san mia

[hidden kite]

Mia san mia

The league in the bag

[hidden kite]

Wait Augsburg beat us and Leverkusen? Dayum

[twilit anvil]

Ye lol

Giant slayers

[hidden kite]

2024 chelsea😂

[twilit anvil]

Lmao

Where did bro get that from

[hidden kite]

If we didn't lose to Augsburg we could have been invincible 😭

Get ehaty

What

[twilit anvil]

Welp

[versed panther]

Karl or Musiala to start against Paris?

[twilit anvil]

Musiala ofc

Not even a question

[warped lynx]

Karl is back?

[versed panther]

I am asking i am not a bayern fan lol

Was wondering who will play as a 10 now that gnabry is out for so long

Sad for him ngl
will probs miss the world cup as well

[slim harbor]

Musiala

Kalrs s injury

[versed panther]

Might be tricky for bayern now as musiala still doesn’t look fully sharp

[astral ravine]

he's not at 100% but he seems to be getting his rhythm back

he'll start today vs stuttgart

[versed panther]

Lets see how he does

[alpine herald]

also he needs playtime to get back to his old form

[autumn dove]

arsenal beat us november

[hidden kite]

Invincible in domestic football

[autumn dove]

fairs

cant believe we slipped against aubsburg tho

[hidden kite]

Yah

Rly sad

Couldnt sleep that night cuz i thought we will repeat what Leverkusen did

[twilit anvil]

Lol

No way bro was sleepless

[hidden kite]

I mean its my club

Ja so heiße mein Verein
Line from stern des südens

[twilit anvil]

Mine also lol

[hidden kite]

Hope u know what it means

[twilit anvil]

Been supporting it since 2010

[hidden kite]

Damn

Ive been there only since 8:2

[twilit anvil]

That guy on your pfp is what made me start watching it

[hidden kite]

Danke

[twilit anvil]

He is so goated

[hidden kite]

Yah ikr

[twilit anvil]

My favo player oat

[hidden kite]

Same

Third treble this season

[twilit anvil]

We hopee

[twilit anvil]

Lol since 2020

I mean it aint bad tho

[hidden kite]

Imagine telling some1 3 yrs back kane will win 3 trophies in one yr 💀

[hidden kite]

I was crying that night lmao

[twilit anvil]

Dont jinx it ma man

[hidden kite]

Ok

[twilit anvil]

Tears of joy or

[hidden kite]

Nah i told u was barca fan till then

[twilit anvil]

Ohhhh

I didnt know it

[hidden kite]

So i cried outta depression

[twilit anvil]

Lmaoooo

[hidden kite]

And then i got transferred

[twilit anvil]

Aint no way bro switched the clubs for that reason 😭

[autumn dove]

jackson broo

[twilit anvil]

Thats madness

[autumn dove]

what is up with jackson and 1v1s

[twilit anvil]

Jackson aka 5 goals in 9 years

[autumn dove]

LMfaoo

im crine

[hidden kite]

Bruhh

I wanted kane to beat lewy record

Seems like he wont

But atl olise will beat a tecord

Record

i hope

[autumn dove]

Luchoo

that was offside tbh

yeha

[twilit anvil]

Im watching city sadly

I just have to

[dense osprey]

Bayern woke up

[twilit anvil]

Jacksoooon

[dense osprey]

Tell Stuttgart to start the bus

[maiden mirage]

Bro

Why is the monkey nicholas playing instead of my glorious ballon dor winner kane

[edgy kiln]

Bro

[maiden mirage]

?

[twilit anvil]

U stupid brah

[maiden mirage]

?

[twilit anvil]

Must be new to football lol

[maiden mirage]

Why

Just wondering

[twilit anvil]

Why calling Jackson names breh

And its obvious we are resting kane

For ucl and dfb pokal

[maiden mirage]

Ok good

Not letting that ape grief for kane

[twilit anvil]

He literally scored

What u on about

[maiden mirage]

So

He has contributed nothing

[twilit anvil]

U clown breh

[strong saddle]

We should be going into halftime with this scoreline

[twilit anvil]

Now bring in academy players ngl

[digital oak]

ndiaye

ofil

and thats all

no wisdom mike

[twilit anvil]

Yessir

[edgy kiln]

Just let him be ... just some troll

[twilit anvil]

looks like ragebaiter

[strong saddle]

I'm not sure why olise and Kane are on when they both need rest

Lmao kane just scored

[edgy kiln]

They need rest and if they get injured, that will be a big problem

[strong saddle]

Yeah

[versed panther]

Congratulations on winning Bundesliga again

[raw mason]

GGs Bayern

Champions 2026

[twilit anvil]

yessssir

mia san miaaaaaa

[thorny spoke]

1st trophy secured

[twilit anvil]

2 more to go

[digital oak]

all of them

mit alle

ein doner mit alle

[dusk surge]

Bayern champions for the 35th time!! 🥳

[digital oak]

back to back

for countless time

now pokal

[knotty remnant]

We are champions!!!🍾🥳

[livid depot]

Psg bro

[edgy kiln]

Good one

[livid depot]

I hope we put a match

But Bayern is good

[strong saddle]

We need to rest everybody

[strong saddle]

Oh dear

To be fair it's early

[knotty remnant]

They can make it 0:5 xD

[digital oak]

start only academy players next bl games

[strong saddle]

but bayern ii wouldnt have any players

its okay to play some of the main guys, but don't play them for 90

[jade fern]

Vitinha hurt 9 days before the semi

[strong saddle]

He is?

How bad

[jade fern]

We don’t know yet

[strong saddle]

Ok

[knotty remnant]

Disrespectful to competition

[strong saddle]

Reacting with a heart is crazy

[knotty remnant]

Oh that was auto

We should go all in pokal and rest key players against Mainz

[digital oak]

i mean like 50/50

rotations

this game olise plays the next game gurrero plays

one game gk is from academy next game its not

i shoulve been clear

[knotty remnant]

Just rotate them

[mellow folio]

Olise gotta statpad assists tho

[hidden kite]

Haha muted

[hidden kite]

Nah if we win every game remaining we can tie our own record of 91 points

[twilit sundial]

play neuer in the outfield next league game

[upbeat otter]

No thank you I’m hoping Kane wins the Balon Dor

[hexed maple]

shit this might be the easiest treble of all time

psg lost

atliti lost

and the gooners lost

all happened in one weekend

[atomic valve]

we got this

[hexed maple]

ik

[atomic valve]

treble winning season

and the KOL is the best attacking trio

in a while

[hexed maple]

took way too long but Kompany made the dream happen

[atomic valve]

yep

kane won his first major trophy with bayern

now he gonna pay them back by winning the UCL

🔥

[hexed maple]

he is going to win his first ballon dor

fuck the wc is going to happened so it going to depent on who wins it

[atomic valve]

watch spain win and lamine gets the ballon d'or

[hexed maple]

that will probably happen

[atomic valve]

yeah most likely

[hexed maple]

spain has the best teamwork(not really)

they should use that to the best of their abilities

[atomic valve]

yeah for sure

give me your personal number 1 line up for the wc for spain

[hexed maple]

ig so

[twilit anvil]

Joan garcia cucurela cubarsi le normand pedro porro rodri pedri merino/fabian ruiz nico yamal and oyarzabal

[atomic valve]

hmmm, not bad

[twilit anvil]

Thats how they are going to play

[hexed maple]

wait do i use like a lineup app or just do that

if so

[twilit anvil]

However u wanna

[atomic valve]

just list it

Spain could literally just do Barca players only and they'd win some matches for sure

[twilit anvil]

Correct

[hexed maple]

(3-4-4) raya
Llorente,Cubarsu, Aymeric Laport, Cucurella
Rodri, Pedri, Fermin Lopez, ruiz
Lamine Yamal,Oyarzabal

[atomic valve]

here's mine

[twilit anvil]

Fermin

I like it

[atomic valve]

oof, i was thinking Unai as well, but lwk Joan Garcia got better stats

[hexed maple]

ik he really good for a midfilder

[hexed maple]

i just kidding i ment raya

mb i forgot raya was spainish

let me just change it

[twilit anvil]

Joan>raya

[hexed maple]

too young

i want a player with more experience

[twilit anvil]

Then unai

[hexed maple]

yeah but raya is so much clear

[twilit anvil]

Might be

I like fermin shout tho

Him and pedri with rodri would cook

[atomic valve]

i'm thinking 4-3-3

GK: Raya
RB: Porro
CB: Cubarsi
CB: Laporte
LB: Cucarella
CDM: Rodri
CM: Pedri
CM: Olmo
LW/RW/ST/CB/CM/LM/RM/CDM/CAM/LB/RB: Antony
RW: Lamine
ST: Oyarzabal

[hexed maple]

will i also added ruiz since i rate him highly

[twilit anvil]

Laporte mhmmm

[atomic valve]

yepppp

actually... i'ma do smt

cuz my goat deserves to be there

[hexed maple]

who?

[twilit anvil]

I think both le normand and huijsen start over him

[twilit anvil]

Morata ☠️

[atomic valve]

Antony

he's spanish

trust

[twilit anvil]

Tbh

Might be

[hexed maple]

i trust ig

[twilit anvil]

Him over lamine

[atomic valve]

yes for sure

[hexed maple]

antony is better then anyone

[twilit anvil]

Yessir

I agree

[atomic valve]

def

he even has as many world cups as ronaldo

as many free kick goals as mbappe

as many puskas awards as messi

[twilit anvil]

As many wc ko goals as ronaldo

Best of all worlds

[atomic valve]

even more club trophies than Kane

[hexed maple]

antony never lost a ucl final or a wc final

[twilit anvil]

He is him tbh

[atomic valve]

def def

[twilit anvil]

He already surpassed martin braitwaite in my eyes

[atomic valve]

Just know, Antony is only 1 world cup away from Messi

just 1

Antony got this

[twilit anvil]

How crazy is that tho

[atomic valve]

like super crazy

[twilit anvil]

Frfr

Its his year

He finna pull madness

[atomic valve]

def

y'all remember when Pep used to coach Bayern?

[twilit anvil]

Ye

[grand wagon]

Good coach but used to overthink asf

[hidden kite]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-dead-dead-chat-gif-3744420475329132384

GUYS TALK

[vapid thunder]

Om

Ok

Uhmm

PSG no problem

[twilit anvil]

Should we brah

[twilit anvil]

Actually big problem

[vapid thunder]

Yeah the attack

[hidden kite]

Halal problem

[vapid thunder]

It's better than Madrid's attack

[hidden kite]

Ur facing last yr ucl winners bruh

[twilit anvil]

And midfield

[vapid thunder]

I know

[twilit anvil]

Vitinha and joao neves lowk cooking

[hidden kite]

Vitinha injured right?

I heard smwhere

[vapid thunder]

At this point both defense are cook

[twilit anvil]

Tbh psg has best fullbacks in the world also

[vapid thunder]

Who can score a lot wins the game

[twilit anvil]

That team is stacked

[vapid thunder]

Nuno Mendes

[twilit anvil]

And hakimi

[hidden kite]

This subs list can beat liverpool

[twilit anvil]

Best lb and rb itw atm

[hidden kite]

With only 6 playrs

[twilit anvil]

Its crazy af

[hidden kite]

Fr

[vapid thunder]

Bayerns Defense Is kinda not that good and not that bad

[twilit anvil]

Its not good and it never was good

[hidden kite]

Olise vs nuno mendes 🥶

[hidden kite]

Beckenbauer

[vapid thunder]

Right

[twilit anvil]

Last world class cb we had was lucio

[vapid thunder]

Real Madrid Could have won that since they created so many chances

[twilit anvil]

Cmon cuh not that far

[hidden kite]

Yah

[twilit anvil]

We had lahm

[vapid thunder]

Hoping Bayern Will win this semi

[twilit anvil]

Fullbacks were kinda good

[vapid thunder]

I've bet my money on them

[hidden kite]

Like how tf vini missed a 1v1 on 40 yr old neuer

[twilit anvil]

But cbs not rly

[twilit anvil]

In that case we will win ucl

[hidden kite]

What team will bayern field?

[vapid thunder]

What

Which field they playing first?

[hidden kite]

Like this

[vapid thunder]

Ohh

Not sure yet

[hidden kite]

4231 definetely

[vapid thunder]

HAHA

[hidden kite]

They have been playing same formation for like 10 yrs

[vapid thunder]

Idk but maybe

[twilit anvil]

Ofc

4231

[vapid thunder]

But I trust Bayern this season

[twilit anvil]

Never changing that

Pavlo and kimmich cms

[hidden kite]

Neuer phonzy upamacano tah laimer pavlovic kimmich diaz musiala olise kane

[hidden kite]

U guys agree?

[vapid thunder]

Powerful start

[twilit anvil]

Not davies

Stanisic

[hidden kite]

Bruh

[vapid thunder]

Diaz is facing Hakimi right

[hidden kite]

Oh ok

[hidden kite]

Yah

[twilit anvil]

Ye

[hidden kite]

Olise vs mendes

[vapid thunder]

You think they're usual attack would beat those defense

I mean they can't dribble that easily

[hidden kite]

Bro mico, like i told yesterday musiala is gotta play like 5 straight matches as cam i think

[twilit anvil]

Its all g tho

Musiala is slowly coming back

[hidden kite]

No options till karl comes back

[vapid thunder]

Haven't seen him score for a while now

[hidden kite]

Was he motm yesterday?

[hidden kite]

He scored yesterday

Right?

[vapid thunder]

Didn't get the update

Idc about those little matches anymore HAHA

[hidden kite]

Well we sealed the bundesliga yesterday

[vapid thunder]

I'm only looking forward is this UCL this season

And WC with portugal

[hidden kite]

Pokal?

Im german so germany

[twilit anvil]

Idk tbh

[vapid thunder]

I'm not even a Portuguese

[twilit anvil]

I think he was

[vapid thunder]

I'm just supporting Ronaldo winning that

He will retire soon

I'm having a feeling

Mr. Nonchalant will score

[hidden kite]

Isnt him and messi retiring after 26/27?

[strong saddle]

I imagine

[vapid thunder]

Maybe

[twilit anvil]

Lol i hope he doesnt win shi tbh

[vapid thunder]

Messi just bought a club

[vapid thunder]

Yeah I get you

It's just, I'll be happy if he did

[twilit anvil]

I root for spain if not then i hope messi wins it once again

[vapid thunder]

That's good brother

[twilit anvil]

Best played to ever play ball deserved it

[vapid thunder]

Also I'm having a feeling Japan will be the dark horse this WC, they won't win but they'll give a threat

Based on what I see

Not that really sure tho

[strong saddle]

But they always exit in the ro16

I feel it's the same story every time

[vapid thunder]

Well we never know HAHA

[strong saddle]

True

[vapid thunder]

Also just wanna share that

I'm always getting irritated when Madrid Fans showing their 15 UCL like it would help them in the field 😭

I don't know I just found it stupid...it's like they're using that just to scare some clubs

[strong saddle]

no, im with you

theres a meme where someone says facts and the other guy says "no thanks, we have 15 ucls"

i know they all arent like that, but its irritating

[vapid thunder]

HAHAHA

I told someone in the other and I said "We get it U have 15 UCL but this season you won't win it, of course cause you guys got eliminated" and he said "we are still the best you know cause we win 15 UCL" and I said again "yeah you did, but not today bro it won't be 16".

I'm tired if those shit

[twilit anvil]

Not gonna lie i would be that mad if they won the fairly

But they robbed almost all of them

[twilit pollen]

my 3 beyern jerseys are on the way PLEASE win the ucl 😭

[twilit anvil]

Which ones did u order

[twilit pollen]

apparently I ordered musiala with n 42. Other 2 kane and olise

I tought I ordered musiala with 10

[twilit anvil]

Is it this szn's home kits or

[twilit pollen]

yes the home kit

[twilit anvil]

Lol bro messed up big time on musiala's jersey number 😂

I also got musiala's kit but our away white one

[twilit pollen]

yeah he played with 42 on the culb world cup and before it

[twilit anvil]

Too clean not to get

[twilit pollen]

after that he changed to 10

[twilit anvil]

True that

[twilit anvil]

When fraud sane left

[twilit pollen]

fraud moment

[twilit anvil]

Yikes

Cant believe sane took number 10 after robben left

Ridiculous

[twilit pollen]

fr

[hidden kite]

I got muted again bro

[twilit pollen]

lol

[hidden kite]

Fr bro

I tell a madrid fan 'lmao u just lost to liverpool' and the they say idc we have 15 ucl

Since we beat barça 8:2 they r being quiet

We need to beat madrid like that too

Dont u all agree?

[vapid thunder]

That was a long time ago HAHA but yeah they won't shut their mouth

[hidden kite]

I literally once dreamt us beating them 9-1

[vapid thunder]

Bayern reposted their traditional song after winning against Madrid HAHA 😭

[hidden kite]

Stern des südens?

[vapid thunder]

You know the song when barca heard it 8 times

Idk the title

[twilit anvil]

They didnt lol

They played on neutral stadium

[hidden kite]

Forever number one?

[hidden kite]

Lisbon

I was barca fan back then

[twilit anvil]

Yabadabadooo

[hidden kite]

After 8:2 i knew barca were done

So i got transferred

[vapid thunder]

I'm only supporting Bayern right now because I bet to them HAHA

[hidden kite]

I told it to u yesterday right/

[twilit anvil]

Took u 8 goals to understand hahahahahah

[vapid thunder]

I'm supporting every club LOL

[hidden kite]

?

[twilit anvil]

Ye

[vapid thunder]

Barcelona wasn't great

[twilit anvil]

Fuken plastic ahh

[hidden kite]

Before barca i was a Leicester city fan😭

[vapid thunder]

It was Messi who made it great btw

[hidden kite]

Be a fan of one club

[twilit anvil]

Lets ignore cruyff

[vapid thunder]

It's hard bruhh

[hidden kite]

Bayern

[twilit anvil]

Its not if u love the game

[vapid thunder]

Legends

[twilit anvil]

I've been bayern fan since 2010

[vapid thunder]

Do you think Cruyff was enough to make Barcelona great?

[hidden kite]

Yes

[twilit anvil]

Ofc he was

[hidden kite]

They won 1 ucl with him

[twilit anvil]

He is the best coach of all time

[vapid thunder]

Never thought of that

[hidden kite]

He made pep bro😭

Literal factory

[twilit anvil]

He made everything we have today

He made football we watch today

He is literally the godfather of football

[vapid thunder]

Wow didn't knew about him that much

I only know their names

But not their history

[hidden kite]

He reinvented the game

[twilit anvil]

Yes he is the first to establish 433 formation and make total football

Before that football was a mess

Just attack and defence

[vapid thunder]

Yeah I could see thatHAHA

[hidden kite]

Pep's barca was based o that

[twilit anvil]

Yeah

[hidden kite]

Teams played 2-3-5 im not joking

[vapid thunder]

10 0 0 back then

I saw that one time on tiktok

[hidden kite]

That gr8 2008-2012 team

[twilit anvil]

Yeah like they didnt even have structure or anything

No connection no creativity nothing

[hidden kite]

The first actual football manager was guttman tho

[vapid thunder]

I have a picture with Barcelona All time players

I think Cruyff was their

[hidden kite]

The first actual football manager was guttman tho

He made 424

Cam?

St?

...

You guys darent randonly go quiet again😭

[twilit anvil]

Lol

[digital oak]

this channels too active

never been like that

[strong saddle]

wave of new fans ig

im all in for it

[hidden kite]

Lol

I get muted for sending gifs bro

[slim harbor]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/2046234042593354088?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Felix Zwayer has been appointed to officiate Wednesday's DFB Pokal semifinal between Bayer Leverkusen and FC Bayern

X · Apr 20, 2026, 2:26 PM

[strong saddle]

I saw

[slim harbor]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-7A4zkWeMXlZqgnTKtJ

[strong saddle]

Yeah

It could end here

[twilit pollen]

[slim harbor]

well even referee cant do anything this season

[twilit anvil]

Not if we dismantle them

[digital oak]

https://fxtwitter.com/killeures/status/2046258817931805176

🥷🏼 (@killeures)

Mr. Nonchalant is a piece of shit. Let's act surprised

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FxTwitter · Apr 20, 2026, 4:04 PM

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-gif-2379897567703251318

[twilit anvil]

bruh what

[digital oak]

that was my reaction aswell\

[twilit anvil]

i dont believe it tbh

[digital oak]

y remember that girl that claimed that she was texting him

that might be her

[digital oak]

👮‍♂️

[twilit anvil]

That too

I remember when rumours surfaced that neuer is gae

I didnt care at all

As long as he played good

[pastel fern]

And even if Neuer were gay then that wouldn’t change a thing, like absolutely nothing lol

If anything it’d result in Neuer's saves spawning fountains of delicious tears from homophobes and bigots

[slate forge]

Hi

[twilit anvil]

I mean i dont support it but idc at the same time tho