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surreal snow
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Well we had good enough under tuchel

frank marten
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and remember, everyone was saying he'll join another premier league club.

full gyro
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A move to Bayern
Olympics Silver Medal
Immediate impact for Bayern
Chose to represent france over engkand and got capped
Now his first ever goal in ucl

tribal light
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True

full gyro
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I honestly thought olise would switch allegiances to england

tribal light
full gyro
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Thankfully he didn't

ivory raven
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praying that performance against heidenheim wasnt a fluke

surreal snow
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dont expect consistency from Dortmund

tribal light
ivory raven
surreal snow
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Club brugge

tribal light
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I mean they're beatable

ivory raven
full gyro
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Barcelona fans will be getting VERY religious on october 23rd.

surreal snow
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Sahin has the terzic tweaks

ivory raven
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i mean UCL consistency last season occured with terzic anything is possible

surreal snow
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terorrism runs in his veins

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Im all optimistic for a great ucl run

ivory raven
slate viper
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@ivory raven tell gittens to score and assist

ivory raven
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if he has the terzic tweaks he'll be good for the UCL

austere river
surreal snow
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But the Bundesliga will be a big up and down

ivory raven
austere river
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The Bundesliga IS getting back to normal this season

ivory raven
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diving included

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btw

full gyro
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Bayern rampaging all over the place the first months

austere river
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I'll have the best sleep

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Goodnight gentlemen

slate viper
full gyro
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Finally someone that put Viktor in the linrup

blissful light
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Happy to see my club shine

slate viper
surreal snow
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Gyökeres is actually incredible

blissful light
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Don’t even know how we beated arsenal tbf

ivory raven
full gyro
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Beating man united down

blissful light
full gyro
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Breezing the group

surreal snow
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well we also beat mainz 8-1 in like march

full gyro
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Top of the league

blissful light
surreal snow
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Copenhagen didnt comeback

ivory raven
astral ravine
surreal snow
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we came back

astral ravine
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weren't great performances all around

blissful light
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Last season ucl was horrible. At the same time longest we’ve reached since 2020

full gyro
surreal snow
full gyro
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Man United
Gala
And copen

ivory raven
full gyro
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All bad clubs

ivory raven
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you seem to forget

blissful light
astral ravine
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batterings vs darmstadt, mainz and bochum were all just up against shit defenses

ivory raven
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and that one result may this year that i forgot the date and result of

slate viper
ivory raven
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think it was 11 may

full gyro
ivory raven
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2024

astral ravine
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i watched that darmstadt match live all 8 goals were in our half darmstadt's defense wasn't even trying and they were already down to 9 men

surreal snow
astral ravine
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kompany's bayern could've had 10 atp

surreal snow
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Nah i remember that daY like it was Yesterday

ivory raven
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i was eating pizza and crying

full gyro
ivory raven
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then got food poisoning

surreal snow
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I was running around my house

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😭😭

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I almost cried

strong saddle
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i was shocked

astral ravine
ivory raven
strong saddle
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i said that day "we already lost the league"

astral ravine
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schuhen's off his line a lot

full gyro
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Zagreb are going to be playing their backup goalkeeper zagorac from now on lol

surreal snow
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I dreamt of mainz beating dortmund

full gyro
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No way bro won't get the bench after that.

slate viper
surreal snow
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It was literally the only thing i was thinking about

ivory raven
surreal snow
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Dude

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are dreams ever not odd

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😭

slate viper
full gyro
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Bayern Munich many decades from now won't be renunbered for trebling or quintripling

slate viper
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Dreams are the imagination

astral ravine
full gyro
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They will be renumbered for destorying so many teams and so many rival teams careers and their legacies

surreal snow
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Kompany confirms

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Neuer was subbed off as a precaution

full gyro
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Neuer out?

slate viper
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I want to say things rn

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I can't get them out due to the excitement

oak ore
surreal snow
full gyro
surreal snow
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Nothing at all

oak ore
ashen ice
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9-2

full gyro
surreal snow
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Ngl im not seeing enough guerreiro praise

astral ravine
surreal snow
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His goal was crazy

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kinda surreal that he plays for us

full gyro
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Kompany told the locker room to let them score twice to win 8-2. That's why both goals were immediate and back to back

oak ore
full gyro
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He understood the assignment

surreal snow
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Ulreich is a pure penalty killer

full gyro
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Not worth it

surreal snow
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Bro pulls off an impossible save once in a while but thats it

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with 10 mistakes inbetween

full gyro
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Bayern could have done it against shakhtar 9-0 or 9-1 instead and maintain that 8-2

astral ravine
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the man can genuinely only contribute g/a when we're already at least 4 goals up

full gyro
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I hope he gets banished again

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Buzzkill

strong saddle
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leon shows up in the ucl for some reason

full gyro
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Against a goalkeeper that stopped trying a long time ago

astral ravine
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only in matches that we easily win

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maybe goretzka just needs a slightly lower level

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  1. bundesliga clubs would be glad to have him
full gyro
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Flashback to when in 2015 Bayern slammed Dinamo 5-0

strong saddle
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oh so he should go back to schalke or bochum

astral ravine
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just schalke

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bochum's too high level for him

ashen ice
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Im gonna playfully bully barca fans now

full gyro
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Bayern has a 16-2 aggregate Vs Dinamo Zagreb since 1993

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This is only 3 games

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That was the day Robert Lewandowski scored a 34 min perfect hattrick. Along with Douglas Costa and Mario Gotze goals

slim harbor
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If it was tuchel he would have folded the game when it was 3-2 ☠️

strong saddle
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We'd have won 4-3

shut thistle
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Parry Pane

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Crazy score but kane pen hattrick is crazier

plain compass
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Kane really scored 3 pens

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9-2

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total destruction

plain compass
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great difference

slate viper
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I can't fathom on how excited I am for this szn

plain compass
plain compass
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Hmm

slate viper
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19 goals and 24 assists

plain compass
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He’s back

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Finally

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I can say

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Musiala > Bellingham

tribal light
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Always been that way lmao

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Musiala is miles clear of Bellingham

manic sigil
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Musiala G/A will be higher than our points

ashen ice
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its olisala szn guys

tribal light
ashen ice
plain compass
plain compass
cobalt depot
cursive stirrup
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My team might sign chopo

upbeat otter
frank marten
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hey friends of bouna sarr should i help really real thomas muller

tired prism
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We're winning the fucking treble

dusty totem
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Companys bayern vs flicks barca will be fire

plain compass
ashen ice
plain compass
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real

strong saddle
plain compass
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bro got humiliated only once

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to a european giant

tired prism
tired prism
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The power of Bayern

tired prism
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But they lost the derby before that at home

plain compass
plain compass
ashen ice
tired prism
slate viper
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GUYS

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BUCHMANN IS BACK

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Finally a competent CB in our ranks

astral ravine
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we're not barca

slate viper
astral ravine
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give him time before you say things like he's the only competent cb

slate viper
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It will be a worth a shot against Bremen

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To give him time in that game

astral ravine
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he's not 100% back to his best performances for us but he's good enough atm

slate viper
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Kim?

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Dier?

astral ravine
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dier hasn't played that much

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was shit in preseason but that doesn't mean much

slate viper
astral ravine
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kim's never really been outstanding for us but i'd give him time considering his only tenure for us was under tuchel

slate viper
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I hope Buchmann isn't out for another 1.5 years atleast

astral ravine
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so little to no reason to put those expectations on buchmann before he's even played a minute of first team football

slate viper
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Hope that he can actually establish himself as a reliable option

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Since our defense is weak atm

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No shying away from that

slate viper
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He's been really good for Bayern II

astral ravine
slate viper
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Those games are "old" at this stage

astral ravine
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just wait

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especially coming off of long time injuries

slate viper
slate viper
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Stanisic and Ito are the only CB's who's out injured at this stage

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@astral ravine Imagine a Bayern team without injuries

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I reckon Buchmann may not get any minutes vs Bremen

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Only starts on the bench

astral ravine
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except boey ig but even then kimmich works just as well at rb

slate viper
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Yeah

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Do you think that we'll sign anyone this winter transfer window?

astral ravine
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i doubt it if things keep going like they are atm

slate viper
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Only possible option is another CB if things become dire

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That's just a worst case scenario

astral ravine
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that's very unlikely

slate viper
astral ravine
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i see a backup rb being more likely than a cb but i don't see us signing anyone at all

slate viper
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We're not gonna sign anyone else in January tbh

slate viper
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Like a player of Omar Solet

astral ravine
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only in the most horrible possibly imaginable injury crisis

slate viper
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He's a free agent

slate viper
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How do you see Ibrahimović fitting in at midfield? @astral ravine

astral ravine
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might need another loan first

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we've got so many young players in the exact positions he plays in and he's not really better than any of them

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i see zvonarek properly breaking in before he does

slate viper
astral ravine
slate viper
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Asp Jensen

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Nasrawe

astral ravine
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i mean tel, musiala, irankunda

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the players he'd actually be competing with in the first team

slate viper
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Tel has had a weak start so far

astral ravine
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he's still gonna start ahead of ibra any day of the week

slate viper
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Nothing to take away from Ibra however his spell at Frosinone was mid ngl

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iirc he got benched a couple of times

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And had some stinkers idk if that's him playing in a weaker side

plain compass
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kane is there

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and our main man

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musiala is back in form

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has been amazing from the start of the season

tribal light
strong saddle
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its not his fault that we annihilated his side

ashen ice
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he got quique setiened

tribal light
manic sigil
strong saddle
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i guess we were the last straw

blissful light
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Nah I feel bad tbh

surreal snow
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Not really because of us

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hes just trash

full gyro
tribal light
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We're gods

plain compass
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Specially compared to present game

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These type of matches have become ultra rare

fading lintel
blissful light
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How it feels to be Bayern fan rn.

oak ore
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thought it was a farmers league

plain compass
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Germany Moment

indigo oar
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Bayern just won 9-2 and they finished the first in standings

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Lmoa

deft epoch
blissful light
slate viper
astral ravine
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i'm ngl i hope we draw this today

tired prism
astral ravine
# tired prism Why

the last two managers since 2000 to win their first 4 league matches with bayern were ancelotti and kovac

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the two most forgettable bayern stints since that time

tired prism
astral ravine
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don't care don't win today

tired prism
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🤡

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Let's smash bremen

astral ravine
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👎

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draw will be enough

tired prism
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Don't call yourself a Bayern fan

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Stick to supporting Atlanta

astral ravine
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don't talk to me about who's a bayern fan and who isn't

astral ravine
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if you think that then you don't understand the essence of german football

tired prism
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Stick to supporting Atlanta and ur shit locals

astral ravine
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therein lies my point

astral ravine
tired prism
astral ravine
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but you should at least understand the core values and the culture

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which you don't seem to do

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at all

tired prism
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And our mentality

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Which u don't at all

astral ravine
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"our mentality"

tired prism
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Ur happy with mediocrity

astral ravine
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like you know

tired prism
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Says the one who supports over 5 clubs

astral ravine
# tired prism Ironic

you are genuinely the last "bayern fan" in this server who should be talking like this

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you do nothing but sully the name of the club

tired prism
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Plastic

tired prism
astral ravine
tired prism
astral ravine
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you clearly don't know shit about german football

tired prism
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Stick to Atlanta United

astral ravine
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but oh well this is what happens when someone picks the biggest trophy cabinet

astral ravine
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you act like a madrid fan more than you do a bayern fan

tired prism
astral ravine
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that "prank" is seeming more and more realistic every day

tired prism
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All I do is trash talk madrid

astral ravine
tired prism
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And banter them

astral ravine
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but what's new

tired prism
astral ravine
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thanks man you sure do

tired prism
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I don't care about our trophy cabinet

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I care about this fucking club

astral ravine
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ye sure mate

tired prism
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Contrary to what u think

astral ravine
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clearer and clearer every week

tired prism
astral ravine
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very original response mate 👍

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you clearly know what you're talking about

tired prism
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Lmao

astral ravine
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maybe stick to that bayern discord server if you want an echo chamber

tired prism
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U were only there for a minute

astral ravine
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yeah mate because i don't care for discord fans

woeful cape
tired prism
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Tf u mean discord fans?

astral ravine
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same with twitter

tired prism
astral ravine
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missing the point time and time again

tired prism
astral ravine
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i cba to explain every little thing you can't understand

tired prism
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So don't judge ppl by how many times they've been to the stadium

tired prism
astral ravine
tired prism
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And u don't care either

astral ravine
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for most clubs i've seen that's the case

tired prism
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Not all Bayern fans are German

astral ravine
tired prism
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cba man there's nothing else to say unless you wanna keep misunderstanding my words

tired prism
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Ur simply bragging at this point

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Fuck this I cba

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We're clearly not on the same page here

slate viper
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What happened?

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The Mia san Mia hasn't clicked

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Unfortunately 😔

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I read the entire convo

slim harbor
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Ngl it was very painful to read

slate viper
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Generally Bayern fans who I have met in Sweden are laid back

slate viper
slim harbor
slate viper
# slim harbor Elaborate

They're well informed about the club and usually have more knowledge than me with a chill attitude not worried about slander.

They can sometimes be loud or quiet depending on the setting however they embrace the Mia san Mia mentality well and well respectful of people.

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So that's my experience with Bayern fans in Sweden

violet pantherBOT
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DisBall
Lineups: Werder Bremen v Bayern München
Werder Bremen Starting XI

O. Werner - 3-4-3
1 - Michael Zetterer
5 - Amos Pieper
4 - Niklas Stark
3 - Anthony Jung
8 - Mitchell Weiser
6 - Jens Stage
14 - Senne Lynen
27 - Felix Agu
20 - Romano Schmid
7 - Marvin Ducksch
17 - Marco Grüll

Bayern München Starting XI

V. Kompany - 4-2-3-1
1 - Manuel Neuer
27 - Konrad Laimer
2 - Dayot Upamecano
3 - Min-jae Kim
19 - Alphonso Davies
6 - Joshua Kimmich
45 - Aleksandar Pavlović
17 - Michael Olise
42 - Jamal Musiala
11 - Kingsley Coman
9 - Harry Kane

Werder Bremen Subs

Mio Backhaus, Derrick Köhn, Julián Malatini, Skelly Alvero, Oliver Burke, Olivier Deman, Isak Hansen Aarøen, Leonardo Bittencourt, Keke Topp

Bayern München Subs

Sven Ulreich, Eric Dier, Raphaël Guerreiro, Thomas Müller, Leon Goretzka, Leroy Sané, João Palhinha, Serge Gnabry, Mathys Tel

slate viper
slim harbor
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Loan tel

slate viper
slim harbor
slate viper
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Since idk why I chose slander

austere river
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How long will be Neuer gone

dusty totem
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why are apps saying its neuer

slim harbor
austere river
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What an opportunity

sick wasp
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Slight discomfort

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That's what imiasanmia posted on twitter
They don't want risks

slim harbor
austere river
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Aight

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Olise just gaining Aura while walking

slim harbor
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God bless

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Laimer

austere river
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GOALLLL

astral ravine
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it's over for kompany

austere river
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Nah

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Why'd you think that

dusty totem
austere river
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Another olise masterclass

tribal light
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GOALISEEEEEE

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MUSIALAAAAA

astral ravine
# dusty totem why

the last 2 managers to win their first 4 league matches were ancelotti and kovac 😔

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sadly kompany will become another forgettable stint now it's done

slim harbor
frank marten
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yo

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29 goals

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attack be cooking

oak ore
slate viper
dusk surge
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WE ARE SO BACK!!!

dense zinc
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Insane form.

tribal light
frank marten
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i actually hope kompany becomes our first manager since flick to have the bayern job for 2+ years

dusty totem
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Fellas were hating on bayern board for chosing kompany and now

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20 goals in the last 3 matches

tired prism
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We're winning everything this season

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Barca pissing their pants already

dusty totem
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it was easy opponents tho

surreal snow
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And even if so

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We're very consistent

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And being good also means being good against bad Clubs

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Not giving them a chance

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bremen had 0 shots today

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we lost against them at home just 9 months ago

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deservedly even

dusty totem
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fair enough

tawny beacon
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we livin in a word where micheal olise has 7 ga in 3 gamds

cobalt sky
deft epoch
deft epoch
slate viper
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😂😂😂

surreal snow
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this guy man

austere river
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Tel's hairline bro💀

surreal snow
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Aint even funny anymore

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Took the nonchalant dreadhead gimmick serious

astral ravine
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i know my goat

spark girder
austere river
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Olise just has that "idc" personality

dusty totem
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nonchalant dreadhead

ashen ice
tribal light
dusty totem
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olise the deffinition of nonchalant dreadhead

frank marten
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and it was the 8-0 darmstadt match

astral ravine
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or at least teams that play like them kekw

austere river
ashen ice
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Lethal Kompany

sinful frost
sinful frost
strong saddle
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he'll be surprised with our new coach

sinful frost
sinful frost
# austere river

I like how everyone's just having a great time embracing German culture, and here we have Olise looking like a rapper 💀

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W Drip, but he looks so out of place lol

terse basin
slate viper
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Welcome #FCBayern fam!
My first post here is dedicated to 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐤𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫 𝐏𝐚𝐯𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐜, the future of Bayern‘s midfield.
Let’s dive into why he’s already a standout:

𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 & 𝐑𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐲 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬:
Pavlovic averages 𝟗.𝟓 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝟗𝟎

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We truly have the next kroos/busquets/alonso monster

ashen ice
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goatlovic

slate viper
ashen ice
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We're gonna win the Champions League
We're gonna win the Champions League

woeful cape
ashen ice
slate viper
dusty totem
slate viper
dusty totem
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der fight

humble trench
slate viper
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Happy birthday Klaus Augenthaler

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Turns 67 today

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🥳🥳🥳

slate viper
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🚨🚨🚨 BOUNA SARR STILL WEARS BAYERN CLOTHES WHILE HE'S TRAINING!!!!!!

ashen ice
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Bouna is the goat

knotty wyvernBOT
spark girder
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Kompaniola is actually goated

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WE GOT 1 more day to GOOOO

strong saddle
supple smelt
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Good

slate viper
flat needle
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DESTROY BARCELONA

ashen ice
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We're winning the sextuple guys

flat needle
tawny beacon
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if you do

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we have the goat

tawny beacon
tawny beacon
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ferran vs davies

flat needle
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We have kane

tawny beacon
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absolute slaughter

tawny beacon
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olise is not getting past our defense

knotty wyvernBOT
woeful cape
tribal light
astral ravine
ashen ice
woeful cape
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trust

spark girder
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Let’s take the W

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2 hours left OMG

slate viper
craggy siren
violet pantherBOT
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DisBall
Lineups: Bayern München v Bayer Leverkusen
Bayern München Starting XI

V. Kompany - 4-2-3-1
1 - Manuel Neuer
22 - Raphaël Guerreiro
2 - Dayot Upamecano
3 - Min-jae Kim
19 - Alphonso Davies
6 - Joshua Kimmich
45 - Aleksandar Pavlović
17 - Michael Olise
42 - Jamal Musiala
7 - Serge Gnabry
9 - Harry Kane

Bayer Leverkusen Starting XI

Xabi Alonso - 3-4-2-1
1 - Lukáš Hrádecký
12 - Edmond Tapsoba
4 - Jonathan Tah
3 - Piero Hincapié
30 - Jeremie Frimpong
34 - Granit Xhaka
8 - Robert Andrich
20 - Alejandro Grimaldo
11 - Martin Terrier
10 - Florian Wirtz
22 - Victor Okoh Boniface

Bayern München Subs

Sven Ulreich, Eric Dier, Konrad Laimer, Thomas Müller, Leon Goretzka, Kingsley Coman, João Palhinha, Leroy Sané, Mathys Tel

Bayer Leverkusen Subs

Matej Kovar, Jeanuël Belocian, Nordi Mukiele, Aleix García, Nathan Tella, Exequiel Palacios, Jonas Hofmann, Patrik Schick, Amine Adli

slate viper
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Leverkusen 13

austere river
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Alright boys here we go

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30 mins left

woeful cape
spark girder
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So far so good

ancient karma
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Fxck

austere river
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Yep

ancient karma
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What a banger

tribal light
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Fucking hell

austere river
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This is ir

tribal light
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I'm so tired of this shit

white cove
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andrich scored

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wtf

cedar moat
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we are robbed

white cove
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that was like their first shot on target too

austere river
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Andrich yellow

white cove
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fuck me

austere river
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This is so tiring

white cove
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shit man

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4% goal probability

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thats crazy

wraith silo
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Usual leverkusen shithousery

ashen ice
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pls end me

ancient karma
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OMG

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WTF

tribal light
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PAVLOVIC

ancient karma
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WHAT A GOAL

tribal light
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LET US COOK

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THESE FRAUDS

ancient karma
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FXCKING TOP BIN

cedar moat
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what a banger

austere river
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WHAT A BANGER

white cove
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WHAT A HIT SON

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HOLY SHIT

austere river
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DER ALEKS AUS DER U23

cedar moat
light sparrow
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What a goal

dusty totem
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that pavlovic goal was so beautiful

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why the commentors talking about bradwursts

austere river
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I'm watching it in Romanian

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So idk

dusty totem
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in english they were talking abt bradwusts

white cove
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what do we think about the first half?

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im fairly happy with it

dusty totem
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good

white cove
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we dominated possesion

dusty totem
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good possesion

white cove
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leverkusen had to go long a lot

dusty totem
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indeed

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magnificent goal

white cove
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they parked the bus after they scored

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but we were able to equalize

dusty totem
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fr

ancient karma
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Gnabry

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Tf

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2 posts?

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Nah

austere river
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Sell gnabry

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Now

dusty totem
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nah

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this was just skill issue

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next time he hattrick

terse basin
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was unlucky by the looks

hallow ravine
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Is there no match channel?

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I can't find it

terse basin
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i watch on espn in tv

hallow ravine
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No I mean in discord

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As in a text channel

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In the server

terse basin
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no idea

tribal light
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Come on bruh

dusty totem
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we are so dead

tribal light
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It's joever man

dusty totem
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i hope its not serious for hurricane

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muller masterclass incoming

austere river
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It's almost overtime

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Scary

dusty totem
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levercuzen r winning

austere river
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It's added time

dusty totem
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or draw

austere river
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Very bad for us

dusty totem
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we are so cooked

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1 point is better than 0

tribal light
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Fucking hell man

strong saddle
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we held them back in added time

tribal light
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Very solid

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But those Gnabry crossbar hits hurt man

versed panther
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What Bayern’s defense has allowed in the last three Bundesliga games:

0.3 xG (1 shot on goal)
0.0 xG (0 shots on goal)
0.1 xG (2 shots on goal)

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Very solid defence from bayern so far other than the zagreb game(where they scored 9 either way)

dense zinc
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We played so well.

wraith silo
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I don't care if the attack was lacking a bit if our defence is that good. With that kind of xg, bayern should've won.

slate viper
manic sigil
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Goated?

surreal snow
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this good performance against leverkusen means shit

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its as meaningful as his performance against bremen

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Leverkusen werent even demanding us

astral ravine
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defensively it doesn't mean anything

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but he was good when he went forward

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if kompany can keep him in an offensive role it'll fit perfectly

strong saddle
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Well chat

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Do we call this a success

calm coral
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absolutely

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we dominated the team that beated us 3-0 last season

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our defense is at another level too

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but there are still things to improve

strong saddle
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I agree

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And as this was Kompany's first real test, I think it's a success

calm coral
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it is

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next week we should win in birmingham

strong saddle
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mhm

oak ore
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aston villa struggle against big teams recently

calm coral
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but the last big team they played with is arsenal last month

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they lost 0-2

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and after that game

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they have 5 game win streak

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villa is not a small club

oak ore
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they have a few players that are very good individually

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like duran or onana

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i cant lie they played very good vs young boys

calm coral
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ipswich are in bad form

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3 draws and 2 loses

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last 5 games

oak ore
calm coral
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maybe they will

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we’ll see at the end of the season

strong saddle
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man im watching the highlights

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gnabry could not have been more unlucky

calm coral
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the result isnt a problem

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everyone saw that

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bayern is back

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next time the scoreline will be diffenrent

knotty wyvernBOT
surreal snow
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Ngl

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Looking back at it

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Imagine being so good that one of the top 5 teams itw wont even bother trying to beat you

calm coral
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this season

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must be our season

dusty totem
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yes

craggy siren
calm coral
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deiba maamu

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a chakai

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kvo praq tuka

knotty wyvernBOT
lone comet
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people of fcb 😁 this is where i think bayern should be in 26/27 season and they defo can win champions leauge

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these are the signings we should make

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if no di marco wirtz at lw 👍

astral ravine
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i doubt palhinha starts in 26/27

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or even stays til then

lone comet
lone comet
astral ravine
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y'all insane sometimes

lone comet
lone comet
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also we would be saying goodbye to so many players

astral ravine
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we have so many wingers spending 120m+ for wirtz would be an insane decision

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in any year

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we'd have to offload more than you think

lone comet
astral ravine
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also you said wirtz in response to palhinha 💀

astral ravine
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we have irankunda, tel, zaragoza, not to mention our own youth players

lone comet
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irankunda will cook true true

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we need some statement signing

astral ravine
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no we don't

lone comet
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tbh this is my wet dream

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realisticly we sign tah and a very very veryyy good defender

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and a good leftback

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theo bastoni and tah very doable in 2 years

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65m for bastoni tah on a free theo for 70

astral ravine
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maybe theo if davies leaves

lone comet
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im not starting davies

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we need defsene so bad

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tah for sure 95% done by next season

astral ravine
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yeah tah's gonna be done by next season but not in the sense that you're thinking of

lone comet
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finshed ur saying?

astral ravine
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not really finished just back to his performances pre-alonso

lone comet
astral ravine
lone comet
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who would be ur defsense starting line up

astral ravine
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davies, minjae, upa and boey

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we don't need massive 70m 60m signings

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we barely afforded this summer's transfer window without selling de ligt and all of y'all got mad about it

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you're just asking for another unnecessary buy leading to another unnecessary sale

lone comet
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if i see this line up i would go insane boey is ok the two center backs are trash and davies not fit for us

astral ravine
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you can always tell if someone watches the matches based on what they think about minjae and upa

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they've both been better than tah this season 💀

lone comet
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this season has been 5 games with us 85% attacking

astral ravine
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and that's tah while still in alonso's team

lone comet
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our defsense has done nothing

astral ravine
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there's a reason we've conceded very few shots and it's not just because everyone's parking the bus like leverkusen

lone comet
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what stats bro by stats there good 😭

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davies has been good this season because we attack alot

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i can say that

astral ravine
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and who's to say we'll stop doing that

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davies can stay in this system

lone comet
astral ravine
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upa and minjae haven't been tested for a full 90 minutes but they've been resolute in defense whenever someone tried to attack

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no reason to believe they won't continue

lone comet
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when everyone is fit our defense should be
Guerrero/davies(if we want attack) kim min jae stanstic kimmich

astral ravine
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stanisic doesn't have the defensive capabilities to be a cb in a 4atb

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if anything he fills in at rb

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and upa's better for our system than minjae

lone comet
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we should have kept de ligt

astral ravine
lone comet
astral ravine
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why do bayern fans have such short term memory man upa was on par with de ligt before nagelsmann got sacked for tuchel

lone comet
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vs GNK Dinamo Zagreb the goal was there fault

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not Ulreich

astral ravine
astral ravine
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man had the reaction time of a handicapped snail especially for the first goal

lone comet
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both shots savable

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but what were they doing

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where were they

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this season we made sure they dont attack becuase everyone has been attacking attacking attacking

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kimmich and davies both inverted while those 2 do pretty much nothing

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attack has been perfect cant wait until we face a club that can attack and the club will sign someone good

astral ravine
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first goal was slow enough for ulreich to have it

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second goal was more pavlovic's fault than upa or minjae

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upa nearly caught up to the defender but ulreich had already gotten megged by then

lone comet
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its very opinion based and i understand you but i do think all that is holding us back is a good left back and a defender

astral ravine
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how the goals happened isn't really subjective 😭

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we have a good left back

lone comet
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davies will leave for sure

astral ravine
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multiple actually

lone comet
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Guerreiro is very good but hes the only one

astral ravine
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even with davies gone that's still 2

astral ravine
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guerreiro's not defensive enough for what you seem to want

lone comet
lone comet
astral ravine
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ito's already back in training and we don't need more cbs

astral ravine
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especially if he can keep playing in a role he excels in

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even if upa and minjae were as bad as you think we still have eric dinosaur to deputise

lone comet
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ito and kim min jae our starting center backs

astral ravine
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no

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ito should stay at lb

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would be so much more useful there

lone comet
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eric > upamaguire he was useful last season

astral ravine
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yeah last season

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because we played sleepy tuchelball

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dier can't keep up with kompany ball

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there's a reason he hasn't played

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upa can

lone comet
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ito could be at left back but i would start guerrero and davies over him maybe sometimes

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boey still injured is crazy

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i want to see him play

astral ravine
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now we have to wait til at least november for a proper rb

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til then apparently it's guerreiro or laimer

lone comet
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kimmich starts at right back but he plays as an inverted right back playing as a cdm

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but i want him to stay at cdm

astral ravine
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almost like an inverted midfielder

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depends on who's the designated rb it seems, guerreiro was more along the touchline while laimer drifted to the centre a lot more

lone comet
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guerreiro loves attacking

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hes able to do that now

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kompany ball just plays everyone as a goalscorer

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laimer has been decent at defense

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again not many attacking being played out vs us

astral ravine
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i don't think we have any fixtures so far this season that could challenge us in possession but it's a matter of time til we see if that's true or not

lone comet
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aston villa will be harder then leverkuson

strong saddle
manic sigil
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My goat

surreal snow
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imagine being palhinha though

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coming to bayern a year late

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thinking you have an easy way into the starting 11

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and youre benched for a 20 year old

strong saddle
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big rip

spark girder
astral ravine
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could be worse

humble trench
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Why was Guerrero playing RB

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isn’t he left footed

astral ravine
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and guerreiro offers more offensively than laimer

humble trench
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Play kimmich there

astral ravine
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they rotated anyway

humble trench
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Take care of Harry

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Get him something we couldn’t give

astral ravine
astral ravine
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adli stepped on kane's foot by accident he might be out for the villa match

humble trench
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Noooo

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My Goat is injured

astral ravine
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but kane got himself injured there idk why he tried saying it should've been a red card

humble trench
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My GOAT

humble trench
knotty wyvernBOT
surreal snow
astral ravine
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if he cares about regular minutes and not the money he can move to a kreisliga club

calm coral
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every footballer cares about money

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but some have bigger passion

spark girder
dusty totem
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HURICANEEE

surreal snow
astral ravine
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i'm sure he's fine cashing in 10m a year for doing nothing

paper vine
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Guys

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Is Harry Kane starting vs villa?

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Need to know for ff

austere river
austere river
dusty totem
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i was expressing happiness towards the news about harry kane back in training

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i didnt mean to mention you in one way or other

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i want you to accept my sincere apology

strong saddle
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He's coming

static matrix
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Is Neuer still your first choice GK?

surreal snow
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just accepting being benched

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because of money

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But not even goretzka is this bad

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he really wants to play 😭

astral ravine
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he can't be that delusional

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he's just running down the contract because he's got massive fuckin wages

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if we had goretzka on a 5m contract he would've left with no hesitation

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well maybe some hesitation depending on who's trying to buy him

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but not a single club itw outside of saudi arabia would be up for paying those wages

static matrix
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I have a dream

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Real Madrid vs Bayern Munich in R16

tribal light
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I have a dream

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Win the fucking Champions League

surreal snow
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tell me im wrong man ffs

ivory raven
strong saddle
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Say hi to him will you

slate viper
knotty wyvernBOT
tawny beacon
surreal snow
wild current
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will kane start?

dusty totem
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kane is in the squad

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he may start

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he may not start

austere river
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Here we are ladies and gentlemen

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2 hours left

oak ore
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musiala wont start

wild current
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Too late anywqys

austere river
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Kane starts

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Musiala doesn't

austere river
dusty totem
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yes

wild current
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And I benched kane in ucl fantasy

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And capped Musiala

austere river
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Damn bro

wild current
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Kompany out

dusty totem
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hahahahahahahaha

austere river
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Don't bench kane

upper bane
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hated him since day 1

austere river
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Honestly I didn't have a problem with him

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Nor like him

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He is just there

upper bane
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if we somehow win this crown kompany

austere river
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Yeah

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We have chances

upper bane
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gnabry will score

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thats obvious

slim harbor
austere river
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Fr

austere river
upper bane
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its a london club

dusty totem
upper bane
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he always scorss

austere river
slim harbor
dusty totem
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indeed

austere river
spark girder
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What we saying

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47 mins left

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Wait coman is starting

dusty totem
spark girder
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Cuz Ik we’re going to

dusty totem
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tfym

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face reveal of who

spark girder
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Bayern will score 3

dusty totem
dusty totem
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not 3 goals in total

spark girder
ashen ice
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Guys
Its
Time

spark girder
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IT IS

spark girder
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Coman starting we’ll be there

dusty totem
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na bro im ugly

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no face reveal

wild current
violet pantherBOT
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DisBall
Lineups: Aston Villa v Bayern München
Aston Villa Starting XI

Unai Emery - 4-2-3-1
23 - Emiliano Martínez
4 - Ezri Konsa
3 - Diego Carlos
14 - Pau Torres
12 - Lucas Digne
24 - Amadou Onana
8 - Youri Tielemans
19 - Jaden Philogene-Bidace
27 - Morgan Rogers
41 - Jacob Ramsey
11 - Ollie Watkins

Bayern München Starting XI

V. Kompany - 4-2-3-1
1 - Manuel Neuer
6 - Joshua Kimmich
2 - Dayot Upamecano
3 - Min-jae Kim
19 - Alphonso Davies
27 - Konrad Laimer
45 - Aleksandar Pavlović
17 - Michael Olise
7 - Serge Gnabry
11 - Kingsley Coman
9 - Harry Kane

Aston Villa Subs

Joe Gauci, Oliwier Zych, Matty Cash, Kosta Nedeljković, Ian Maatsen, Sil Swinkels, Ross Barkley, Emiliano Buendía, Lamare Bogarde, Leon Bailey, Kadan Young, Jhon Durán

Bayern München Subs

Daniel Peretz, Sven Ulreich, Eric Dier, Raphaël Guerreiro, Leon Goretzka, Leroy Sané, João Palhinha, Thomas Müller, Jamal Musiala, Mathys Tel

upper bane
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i get them confused with the west side of the ham

spark girder
dusty totem
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beautiful firework display

austere river
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Interesting game

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WHAT A CHANCE

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I killed chat again

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Sub upamecano off

oak ore
austere river
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Upamecano is shit

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Sell him

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Release him

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Get him to the second team

dusty totem
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indeed

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bro was trying to suffocate him