bayern-munich

[drowsy flame]

put us in this big pile of shit

[wise light]

Lmao

[wise light]

yep.

[humble trench]

No no, he did too much. Hernandez was too expensive for his performances since his arrival, Bouna Sarr doesn’t exist anymore, and so on

And let’s be honest, Choupo is just for morale support

[drowsy flame]

well, i'm grateful for hernandez

[drowsy flame]

choupo scores goals but, still not that good

[humble trench]

Yeah, like 8 so far

[drowsy flame]

bouna sarr, why....

[drowsy flame]

i mean he scored against psg in both legs?

[wise light]

Choupo is a good bench player imo

[drowsy flame]

nearly everytime choupo moting comes on he scores

LOL

[wise light]

He likes to come on and score accidental goals, i mean goals.

[humble trench]

You know what, fuck it

Let’s just start Choupo

[drowsy flame]

i was thinking that

i mean

[humble trench]

Let’s give him a chance like Ulreich

[drowsy flame]

choupo does score?

[wise light]

We should give him a chance, but we should also buy a new striker

[drowsy flame]

but lewa is staying here for another season isn't he

[wise light]

Lmao

[wise light]

yeah, of course he is

And yk hes leaving for free next season!

[humble trench]

If they want to let him go for free

[wise light]

😃 🔫

[drowsy flame]

well kahn and dumbass brazzo said he's gonna fulfill his contract

so i guess you can say free lewa?

[mortal depot]

This channel has suddenly gotten active wow

So if anyone watched today's match against Potsdam

We won 5-0!

[drowsy flame]

wow!

congrats!

W!

👏

[humble trench]

Hamburg’s going up!

Well

Almost

[atomic comet]

Free 9-2 wins potentially at home!

[humble trench]

And we’re buying Konrad Laimer

[fallow pendant]

how is our transfers looking

any new rumours?

[wise light]

Well, Mazraoui is signed basically. Looking into Gravenberch, Laimer, Mane, Timber

No new rumors as far as I'm aware

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/CampusVid2/status/1526216815050883072?s=20&t=WzXHd0kjtC0800Thw7osiA

BayernTalente (@CampusVid2)

Paul Wanner dancing through Italy again 🕺

#UEFAU17 #ITAGER

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Twitter · May 16, 2022, 3:03 PM

[drowsy flame]

no..

i feel like we're gonna regret that

[drowsy flame]

i honestly hope we get timber

he seems promising

[drowsy flame]

i'd honestly want them back to the bundesliga because i miss them.

[fallow pendant]

Mane?

Saudi mane?

[wise light]

yes

[turbid kite]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1526539015922515968

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

FC Bayern are progressing on Ryan Gravenberch deal. Final details will be discussed with Ajax, including payment terms - full agreement now considered more than close, at final stages. 🔴🇳🇱 #FCBayern

Personal terms agreed since March, contract until June 2027. Bayern are on it.

Twitter · May 17, 2022, 12:23 PM

Ryan Gravenbench

[fallow pendant]

W signing

[drowsy flame]

the gravenberch deal is at its final stages, woo.

i actually am happy with this signing

same with mazraoui

gravenberch gives us more depth in midfield

mazraoui more depth in def

[drowsy flame]

out of that list i want timber, think he'd be nice

[fallow pendant]

Idk if gravenbach is good or not

haven’t seen him play

but he’s a 95 TOTS so he 100% is

🤣

[atomic comet]

he's pretty good

[turbid kite]

I don't think it's a very good transfer

[turbid kite]

He shouldn't even be in tots let alone get 95 rating it's bs lol

It's just because he's a young talent and he's popular he wasnt actually very good. Got benched for a while too.

But I guess it's good for depth

[wise light]

ye

[drowsy flame]

let's see tho

i feel like he'll do fine

[mossy ivy]

Fck

How can i change to lobby

[mortal depot]

Oof dude left

[glass otter]

lmao

pobby fangirls

[long fox]

Dusted club, Rottach-Egern clear imo

[humble trench]

Apparently Sasha Kalaijdzic’s agent was seen entering the garage of the FC Bayern office

[mortal depot]

👀

[fallow pendant]

who

[mortal depot]

How much will we get for Roca's transfer @minor sun

If we can get a decent amount from him, it'll be good

[minor sun]

Probably only 5-10 million

[atomic comet]

Milik Tillman's been called up for USMNT for the 1st time

[glass otter]

https://twitter.com/priyanshu552002/status/1527672471473639424?s=21&t=inYDaMOMixExdPxwHRvrDg

Priyanshu Das (@priyanshu552002)

Alphonso Davies and Jordyn Huitema deleted/archived pictures of both of them together on Instagram 😖.

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1792

Twitter · May 20, 2022, 3:27 PM

[mortal depot]

Wow

[versed panther]

Break-up moment

[fallow pendant]

She’s leng

[mortal depot]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cd0p7oVoKsK/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

My king can't drink beer 🙌

[fallow pendant]

nein nein ich bin ?

what did he say after

nass?

[half inlet]

Imagine

[mortal depot]

ouch i dont see müller

[long fox]

RIP football, Leipzig won a trophy

[fallow pendant]

https://onefootball.com/cms/en/35133269?variable=2022-05-21T08:14:32Z

Idk if he’s good or not

[glass otter]

Bench

[mortal depot]

I know

Why bench Müller

[glass otter]

Too much midfielderd

[acoustic tree]

I dont like Sane and Gnabry i dont know why like they both dropped

[glass otter]

but sane isnt dropped

[mortal depot]

Barcelona’s first offer for Robert Lewandowski has been rejected by Bayern Munich.

32m was their offer

We rejected

[humble trench]

Musiala before Sane

[half inlet]

For the last part of this season maybe but when Sané plays at his best he's better than current Musiala

Imo

[humble trench]

No, in general I think Musiala outperformed him. If only Nagelsmann wouldn’t play him as a fucking CDM

[mortal depot]

Musiala has been in great form since our match against Bochum

Didn't get enough minutes to shine

[humble trench]

That too

[atomic comet]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1528455965825191936?s=21&t=IMTbVQSRcMTR7q5UoKjEDQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Robert Lewandowski’s agent Pini Zahavi tells Bild: “For Lewandowski, Bayern is history”. ⚠️🇵🇱 #FCBayern

Likes

2443

Retweets

230

Twitter · May 22, 2022, 7:21 PM

[glass otter]

ok

[turbid kite]

For Lewa it is maybe but maybe it isn't for Bayern

If Bayern don't want to sell him he has nothing to say

He has signed a contract until 2023 and he needs to fulfill it if Bayern doesn't want to sell him

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1528341984192102400?t=lSl2L-P8LCFjMWVUvpzkbA&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Bayern director Salihamidžić on Lewandowski: “He has a contract until 2023 and he will fulfill it. We will not discuss internal stuff, offers…”, tells Sport1 Dopa. 🔴 #FCBayern

“We have the greatest respect for Lewa. FC Bayern has always behaved correctly with him”. @imiasanmia

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12163

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681

Twitter · May 22, 2022, 11:48 AM

"He has a contract until 2023 and he will fulfill it" doesn't sound much like Bayern are very keen on selling him

[glass otter]

lets go thas class

[atomic comet]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1528458056081756167?s=21&t=IMTbVQSRcMTR7q5UoKjEDQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Lewandowski’s agent Zahavi: “He wants to leave this summer, none of us care about the money. The truth is that he hasn't felt respected by the board since a few months now”. 🚨🇵🇱 #FCB

“Bayern lost Robert not only in as a footballer and as a person”, tells Bild via @ReshadRahman_

Likes

447

Twitter · May 22, 2022, 7:29 PM

[glass otter]

fuck

[atomic comet]

All this is really messy....

[mortal depot]

I really hope Barca offers us enough to sell

This makes no sense that we'd want to keep this legend, even after he publicly said he doesn't want to stay

[fallow pendant]

https://onefootball.com/cms/en/35148472?variable=2022-05-23T17:12:39Z

[mortal depot]

https://twitter.com/FCBfrauen/status/1528737133799669760?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

FC Bayern Frauen (@FCBfrauen)

Nr. 2️⃣5️⃣ 😍👋 @SarahZadrazil @esmuellert_

#FCBayern #MiaSanMia

Likes

358

Twitter · May 23, 2022, 1:58 PM

25 🤝 25

[mortal depot]

https://twitter.com/FCBayernEN/status/1529048238921228288?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

FC Bayern Munich (@FCBayernEN)

Welcome to #FCBayern, Noussair Mazraoui! 👋🔴⚪

#MiaSanMia #ServusMazraoui

Likes

369

Twitter · May 24, 2022, 10:34 AM

WOOOOO FIRST SIGNING

🙌 🙌 🙌

[glass otter]

ok

[atomic comet]

Nice! Idk why but i felt like they played FIFA with this

since everyone goes to him for the RB signing lol

[robust juniper]

mazraoui

did he sign yet!

[robust juniper]

YESSSS

[mortal depot]

💪

[shut vessel]

Ayoo boys 💪🏻

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/TaistoFCB/status/1528745320406036483?s=20&t=tTqsbl8tecc5mb3Inqj2mw

Taísto (@TaistoFCB)

This spreadsheet shows how much Bayern is paying (for) their squad per year (in Mio€).

It also highlights the importance of always viewing players as packages & not simply as transfer fees (since those are amortized over the length of the contract).

[Short Thread]

Likes

357

Twitter · May 23, 2022, 2:31 PM

excellent thread

follow him if you dont already he is the best bayern account on twitter

[mortal depot]

Müller from 2000 to at least 2024

[atomic comet]

That's how long we feel Muller's been at the club at this point lol

[mortal depot]

He's the oldest player of the club still in the club

Next oldest joined 11 years after

Ooo apparently Frankfurt wants to buy Marc Roca

Ugh Bayern board is being so stubborn on Lewa

Apparently they won't sell until they sign Mane and another number 9 (they want Kalajdzic who would rather go to Dortmund over Bayern or Haller who wouldn't fit in well and is too expensive in my opinion)

Lewandowski already had a verbal agreement with Barca for a contract until 2025

Just sell the dude and buy a temporary striker until next year where we can sell and choose to buy Schick or someone like that

When a legend wants to leave, you let him leave

What good is he if he plays while saying shit like "Bayern is already in my history" to the public

Also apparently we're looking to buy Marcus Rashford, who'd rather be at United??

[atomic comet]

Bayern board is just stubborn period

idk what to even think

[mortal depot]

I know right

[atomic comet]

Also Rashford? When we have Sane, Gnabry, and Coman?

[mortal depot]

Yes ikr

I really want to see Nkunku in Bayern

No point ig but

[atomic comet]

Idk what board i'm watching with these transfers, Bayern or the fucking Whitecaps

because they are just as fucking stubborn but without the money

[mortal depot]

I hope Real Madrid tries for Lewandowski

Instead of Kylian Mbappe

Lewandowski's agents already tried offering him to Madrid apparently

They said they're focused on the CL final so they'll look into it after

[atomic comet]

but would Lewy start over Karim Benzema?

[mortal depot]

I don't know tbh

Maybe 50/50?

[atomic comet]

i know it's gonna be a different season but Karim Benzema is not ever getting out of the starting XI at RM

[mortal depot]

Yeah

Lewy wants to go to Barca

This is horrible

[atomic comet]

i've seen weird transactions transpire before, whether for my club or for any other in europe but this is the most frustrating

[mortal depot]

It really is

[atomic comet]

I mean the closest that I've personally seen was Camilo Sanvezzo posing for Queretero when he was still under contract with us in 2014 in MLS but this takes it to a whole new level

[mortal depot]

Why don't we go for Christian Bale

He's only 3m

[atomic comet]

LOL, does he even wanna join Bayern?

thought it was Golf and Wales first and then the team he played for

[mortal depot]

https://twitter.com/bayer04_en/status/1529753757222940672

Bayer 04 Leverkusen (@bayer04_en)

🚨✍️ 2027 ✍️🚨

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Twitter · May 26, 2022, 9:18 AM

@minor sun

[mortal depot]

😩

[robust juniper]

damn

[mortal depot]

Yep

[atomic comet]

him, Diaby, Hlozek apparently and a fully fit Florian Wirtz once he's back is a deadly combo

[verbal hawk]

Stanisic on low wages?

[minor sun]

yeah he just broke out this season really

[verbal hawk]

true

have to keep him happy though

since the contract is not that long

[glass otter]

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1529931680156377090?t=9r-0mhMfVS-99FF7aC8aaw&s=19

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Sadio Mané is heavily leaning towards joining Bayern Munich this summer. He wants a new challenge after 6 years at Liverpool.

His plan is to win the #UCL on Saturday and then say goodbye to the Reds and hello to Bayern.

(Source: BILD)

Likes

4207

Retweets

413

Twitter · May 26, 2022, 9:05 PM

[atomic comet]

i mean it makes sense to go out with a bang

[cobalt depot]

Wondering if he’d replace Lewa

[fallow pendant]

mane isn’t a striker tho

he’s a lw how will he fufill the role of a striker

[cobalt depot]

True

[glass otter]

False 9

[cobalt depot]

Probably

He also possess qualities that can make him a striker too

[fallow pendant]

I was confused for a sec

I was wondering what lewa has to do with this

[glass otter]

I think mane plays Striker rn for Liverpool

[glass otter]

i really want roberdzig to stay

[verbal hawk]

Liverpool fan here

Mane is a very good player yes

however he is overrated

i don't think he would replace Gnabry

[mortal depot]

Mane to Bayern confirmed after Liverpool loss?

[fallow pendant]

If he won, higher chance he would’ve come Bayern anywyas

he wants a new challenge

So if he’s the champion of Europe

He might wanna look elsewhere for competition

[verbal hawk]

From what i've heard i think Mane is staying

[fallow pendant]

Where did u read that

Or hear

[quasi granite]

He wouldnt replace 19/20 Gnabry

21/22 gnabry easily

[verbal hawk]

From everything he's been saying

[fallow pendant]

Gnabry might leave tho

https://onefootball.com/cms/en/35176020?variable=2022-05-28T13:54:29Z

[verbal hawk]

Well Mane is leaving now

Wow

What a turnaround

[mortal depot]

Lmaoo

Yep

[mortal depot]

We'll be playing Viktoria Köln in the first round of next DFB-Pokal

[glass otter]

ok

but

ok

[fallow pendant]

Sane’s girlfriend?

[glass otter]

Yes

[mortal depot]

Winner's mentality

Don't see why we're expecting her to support Bayern

[cobalt depot]

From Sane to Mane

👀

[verbal hawk]

Nah, he would be to replace Lewa

[mortal depot]

Yeah Mane to replace Lewa probably

[cobalt depot]

I said that before maybe he can play false 9 role or something

[fallow pendant]

we learn from mistakes

Next year we’ll do better in cl

[mortal depot]

Tolisso is leaving Bayern

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/482214164799160320/980821894687244319/FUAWFxcXoAEANk3.jpeg.jpg

[fallow pendant]

https://onefootball.com/cms/en/35187149?variable=2022-05-30T15:45:37Z

[mortal depot]

Man Lewa we understand you want to leave

Dude gave like 17 interviews saying he wants to leave

C'mon

[glass otter]

interview merchant

[fallow pendant]

😂

[low heart]

Bruh Lewy gets so triggered when everything doesn’t go his way

[drowsy flame]

I don't care if lewy leaves anymore

I've never been more disappointed at Lewa in my life.

I want us to get a replacement and he can leave, he should've left on good terms. He ruined that.

[drowsy flame]

I know something may have gone wrong behind the scenes but that also doesn't mean Lewy is in the right

[drowsy flame]

I remember watching matches where sane and mane played against each other and i was like "what if sane and mane were just making rapid passes while being on the same team, commentator would have a stroke."

[mortal depot]

I'm honestly offended

[glass otter]

i still ask him to carry

in the nations league

[drowsy flame]

He's just gonna leave on bad terms if he continues.

[mortal depot]

Yep

[fallow pendant]

it’s embarrassing

still wearing a Bayern badge and see how he’s behaving

https://twitter.com/ReshadRahman_/status/1531566883098460162?s=20&t=3EPjlo0kkLu7PEiVdDUu-A

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@ReshadRahman_)

Javier Tebas on EFE: “As of today, Barcelona can’t sign Lewandowski. They know their financial situation and the rules of the league. I don’t know if they will sell Frenkie or Pedri, but they know they have to sell players or certain assets” #Transfers 💰

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1270

Twitter · May 31, 2022, 9:22 AM

[drowsy flame]

I don’t want a Lewandowski who’s sad at the club.

Because then he won’t perform and he’ll leave for free next season if we keep him now.

[glass otter]

what about hapy

[atomic comet]

I wonder if he's just gonna sit out every game until he's moved on

[drowsy flame]

I know.

I wonder if he’s gonna be benching.

[glass otter]

for who?

chupo moting?

[drowsy flame]

I’m saying if he performs terribly.

[glass otter]

k

so getting subbed off?

[drowsy flame]

He probably wont

But

My god man

This situation is so horrible.

We weren’t good this season and suddenly players want to leave.

[glass otter]

idk about mane

cuz with mane if lewa stays then best formation would be 3-4-2-1

but then mazraoui

[drowsy flame]

I want Mane since Gnabry’s having contract issues.

If he doesn’t renew Mane would be a good replacement.

[glass otter]

why play 4-2-3-1 when we can play 4-3-3 /j

[fallow pendant]

Don’t think lewa has a reason to be acting like this

What does he want?

except to leave but like what causes his behaviour

[glass otter]

staying XD

[surreal zinc]

Ikr

[mortal depot]

W post

Talks about going on between Kalajdzic and Bayern

Seems like a promising talent

Maybe Zirkzee

[glass otter]

Aint he the guy who tried to run with the ball in the net but got tackled against ajax

[humble trench]

I thought Mane was almost sealed

[mortal depot]

He is but they want Kalajdzic even if Lewa leaves or stays

[glass otter]

kalajdzic?

idk about that

[drowsy flame]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSamMia/status/1532051585836122118

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSamMia)

Tolisso: "Compare how Bayern treated Alaba, Gnabry, Boateng and me to how they treated Goretzka, Neuer and Müller. At one point you start asking yourself: 'is it because of my skin colour?'. I think serious questions need to be asked here."

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Twitter · Jun 1, 2022, 5:28 PM

[glass otter]

then look at lewandowski lad

[drowsy flame]

and sule

[glass otter]

yes

fucking idiot

[drowsy flame]

lmao

the fact that he was going to leave

and now i'm hearing he's maybe staying

but now he's probably gonna leave

LOOL

[glass otter]

L

his biggest highlight was the miss in der klassike

[drowsy flame]

i don't understand why some players are just talking so much bs to our club

like can you chill out

[mortal depot]

What the fuck even?

[drowsy flame]

according to bild gnabry got offered 19 million and he DECLINED

[mortal depot]

Yeah Gnabry is close to leaving

[surreal cradle]

Lol you getting duped my guy

That's @iMiaSamMia they spread fake news for the funnies

Its a parody account

[reef prairie]

fits perfect

[drowsy flame]

yeah i noticed

LOL

[glass otter]

Ok

[drowsy flame]

LOL

[verbal hawk]

shut up honestly

whining little bitch

[drowsy flame]

it's a fake account

it's a parody account

[verbal hawk]

i hope

really

[drowsy flame]

i don't know if that's stil true or not but Mia Sam Mia.

[verbal hawk]

it looks like one of the legit ones

[drowsy flame]

it does

LOL

[verbal hawk]

these is a simmilar legit bayern account i think

it is parody

[drowsy flame]

it's not an official

lol

it's a parody

[glass otter]

Oh

[verbal hawk]

yeah

[drowsy flame]

the real one is iMiaSanMia

[verbal hawk]

but there is a simmilar legit one

i think it has a simmilar pfp

[mortal depot]

Article 17, more commonly known as Webster’s ruling, stipulates that ‘any player who signed a contract with a club before the age of 28 can buy himself out of the contract three years after signing the deal. If he is 28 or older the time limit is shortened to two years.’

In such a case, Lewandowski can buy himself out of his contract with Bayern Munich for a sum of €24 million. And the centre-forward’s agent, Pini Zahavi, is well aware of this rule and could decide to activate it in case Bayern do not agree to sell the Poland international.

The report states that Bayern are now reconsidering their stance on the matter and have decided to demand €40 million to let Lewandowski depart in the summer transfer window.

https://barcauniversal.com/bayern-munich-striker-may-activate-article-17-in-fifas-rulebook-to-sign-for-barcelona/

[humble trench]

My god just get this sorted already

[fallow pendant]

😂

[daring geode]

lmao

[atomic comet]

oh ffs

[surreal zinc]

.........

[atomic comet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Ha09nzE7c

Here's a video on The Webster Ruling for those that don't fully know it

[mortal depot]

🗣 "Lewi is under contract, and I would like my long-term attacking partner to stay. Our connection on the pitch is known. But of course the business is like that, others can always join. In general, the club is bigger than us players"

• Thomas Müller

[glass otter]

Lewi 💀 💀 💀

[mortal depot]

Wtf is the board doing

Why are we not selling Lewa

[verbal hawk]

If he does go to Barca i think it will be similar to when Henry did

He will always be more associated with us even if he leaves

[fallow pendant]

https://onefootball.com/cms/en/35217573?variable=2022-06-05T00:39:59Z

[mortal depot]

Ugh

[daring geode]

..

Good terms do be dying

[atomic comet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1533430289619378177?s=20&t=GtlpQG7x0orHdCLXKoLRvA

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

7 Bayern players started for Germany against Italy yesterday for the first time since the 2014 World Cup round of 16 against Algeria [Opta]

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Twitter · Jun 5, 2022, 12:47 PM

[fallow pendant]

Soon to be 5

Since Sule and gnabry are cutting

[mortal depot]

5 is still a lot

[long fox]

Well, that explains Germany bottling that game

jkjk

[fallow pendant]

😂

funny coming from a Liverpool fan

jkjk

[mortal depot]

Lmao smh

[dim lodge]

Mod applications are open! If you think you have what it takes to become a moderator, type !apply in #bot-sandbox. Mod apps close at <t:1654527600>

[verbal hawk]

Apology not accepted, to the guillotine

[mortal depot]

Ugh what the fuck is Bayern and Lewa doing

Lewa keeps making pissing statements on us

We care about the club, not a player

[drowsy flame]

it actually is disappointing, he keeps stomping on our club ffs

this shit shouldn't be allowed

either keep him on the bench for the whole season or let him go already

this is so annoying

as long as we get mane and another competent striker then we might be fine

even without gnabry

[daring geode]

Lewy wants to get out but he doesn't realise that no one wants to let him out for free

[fallow pendant]

let lewa leave Bayern

|| but change nationality to German to join German national team ||

[glass otter]

No

[fallow pendant]

yes

[glass otter]

https://twitter.com/FCBayernEN/status/1534564362538590209?s=20&t=S8zZQ-E2OKfbg4XiVxi2SA

FC Bayern Munich (@FCBayernEN)

Who wants to have a go at today's #Bayerndle? 🤔

✍️ 1 #FCBayern related word
🎲 6 guesses
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Twitter · Jun 8, 2022, 3:53 PM

[low heart]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1534658263266082817?s=21&t=sDZogMsBz_n7hQljqWDTWQ

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

An anecdote between Robert Lewandowski and Julian Nagelsmann that shows there was an ego problem with the striker [@kessler_philipp, @mano_bonke]

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Twitter · Jun 8, 2022, 10:06 PM

Disney frauding

[atomic comet]

Was in aller Welt...

[mortal depot]

Lmao get rid of him already

Let him leave as a club legend which he is rather than someone who had problems with the club

[humble trench]

This is hard to look at

Lewy, just go

Please

You’re making a disgrace of yourself

[humble trench]

Do we not have the money or something?

Hasan is a joke

[verbal hawk]

It's not true

Or wait no

That's the real account hahaha

I think

There is a troll account with the same pfp

[long fox]

Yikes... big oof

[glass otter]

https://twitter.com/fcsm_eng/status/1534888579712921600?t=oM-hXHdsSTKAgV_j-BRDIA&s=19

FC Spartak Moscow (@fcsm_eng)

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Twitter · Jun 9, 2022, 1:22 PM

[drowsy flame]

LOL

[humble trench]

Who tf is Sobolev?

[atomic comet]

Spartak is back to being an elite social admin

[mortal depot]

Mr Bayern for a reason

[glass otter]

Its muller

[glass otter]

Its me

[surreal zinc]

It's Goretzka

[glass otter]

https://tenor.com/view/tense-table-smash-mad-gif-13656077

[glass otter]

A bit late innit

[daring geode]

Internet explorer moment

[verbal hawk]

[glass otter]

Where tf is eric

[fallow pendant]

I saw it on the Bayern app

So said why not just show it

[fallow pendant]

A bit late to realise that

Plus hes not needed on the picture

Bigger question is why isnt Musiala bigger

[glass otter]

Then wtf is fruchtl there

[fallow pendant]

True but

[mortal depot]

Servus Gravenberch!

[glass otter]

No

Jk

[half inlet]

I just watched Gravenberch's interview

He seems very calm lol

He's nice

[surreal zinc]

Ikr

[mortal depot]

Looks good ngl

[humble trench]

Oh he’s there now?

Epic

[daring geode]

hm

[mint lagoon]

Why are u against nagelsmann

With mazraoui, gravenberch and kaimer coming Bayern gonna have a very strong mid field, only doubtful for someone as a replacement for Lewandowski

[humble trench]

Yeah that was from a couple weeks ago

[surreal zinc]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1537792750510297088

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Sadio Mané is set to join Bayern on a permanent deal from Liverpool, here we go! Agreement set to be reached after direct meeting between the two clubs today. 🚨🇸🇳 #FCBayern

Personal terms already 100% agreed on a three year deal.

Deal called by @Plettigoal is now finally done.

Twitter · Jun 17, 2022, 1:42 PM

[glass otter]

Memequez

[cobalt depot]

Welcome Mane

But still wondering if Lewa leaves will Mane be able to play false 9 or something

[mortal depot]

Ouch Roca will be leaving us

Gracias for everything Marc!

[glass otter]

For everything as in the 50 games played /j

[surreal zinc]

MEMEQUEZ??

BRUH

🤬 🤬 🤬

Purple Meme 🤬

Jkjk

[atomic comet]

we do not meme frankfurt anymore

[fallow pendant]

Did you guys know

Neuer played for Bayern

shouldnt have said this 💀

[glass otter]

your fault

:(

[fallow pendant]

Yeah we wouldve won cl if it wasnt for me :(

[glass otter]

Yes

[fallow pendant]

he talked down on Who?

[robust juniper]

mane finally signed

[cobalt depot]

[verbal hawk]

He can play centre forward

[daring geode]

Lesgoooo

[fallow pendant]

Mane and Sane

😻

[cobalt depot]

Mane 🤝 Sane

😲

[glass otter]

madio sane

[cobalt depot]

Leroy Mane

[long fox]

Sadio Sane

[surreal zinc]

[glass otter]

Shush

[fallow pendant]

😂

Meroy Mane

[mint lagoon]

Lmao

Lewandowski
Sane Muller Mane

[glass otter]

No

Lewandowski
Mane Muller sane

[atomic comet]

https://twitter.com/ManuelVeth/status/1539844962585522176?s=20&t=YhDeDFzSq7wuzCTyIn2YMA

Well this could be interesting

Manuel Veth (@ManuelVeth)

Source! #VWFC are in talks to loan Nick Salihamidzic, son of #Bayern sporting director Hasan Salihamidzic. 🇩🇪🔜🇨🇦

If talks conclude successfully Salihamidzic will originally join the MLS Next Pro side but train with the first team. More to follow on @Transfermarkt!

Twitter · Jun 23, 2022, 5:37 AM

[mortal depot]

Wooo Servus Mane!

[atomic comet]

Indeed, will be a big boost to the squad

[tender wadi]

Ayy 😘😘

[glass otter]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1548066305890127873?s=21&t=0AIi3yfuvqF7Xwd590jzOg

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern and Barcelona have reached an agreement for Robert Lewandowski. The Pole will not attend Bayern's team presentation at Allianz Arena Saturday [@DiMarzio]

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Twitter · Jul 15, 2022, 10:05 PM

Finally

Now give us Andre silva

[humble trench]

eyooo

[surreal zinc]

Oh god

Just no

🐍 🐍

Even if he goes to Bayern I won't forgive him for what he did

Jk

😂

[glass otter]

give us dybala

[surreal zinc]

👀 👀 👀

But he isn't a striker tbf

[glass otter]

dc

[humble trench]

tbh

i think the best thing to do rn

get ronaldo for 1-2 years (normal bayern salary)

and then try to get lautaro martínez

[half inlet]

Mazraoui doing some skills on the presentation 👀

[long fox]

When's Bayern's first pre-season friendly again?

[glass otter]

February 29th

[half inlet]

21st of this month

[minor sun]

Lewy sale could not have gone better for us

Thank God there is a club as dumb as Barca to spend 50m on a 33 year old with one year on his contract

[mortal depot]

Welcome back boys!

[glass otter]

bye

[glass otter]

im a girl

jk

tbf do u need bayern role if u can enter any club channel u want

[atomic comet]

Indeed!

[wicked kettle]

[Kerry Hau] DONE DEAL! Bayern Munich and Juventus have reached full agreement for the transfer of Matthijs de Ligt. - https://twitter.com/kerry_hau/status/1548752191086804994?s=21&t=AXhQ4gGjUfH5fe3y1pqYYQ

Kerry Hau (@kerry_hau)

DONE DEAL! Bayern Munich and Juventus have reached full agreement for the transfer of Matthijs de Ligt. @SPORT1

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Twitter · Jul 17, 2022, 7:31 PM

[atomic comet]

Godamnit Johan.. lol

i'm a bit slow apparently

[glass otter]

SEWEY

[atomic comet]

It got the Fabrizio Here we Go so

[onyx vapor]

ole ole ole ole

[long fox]

Super Bayern! Super Bayern! HEY! HEY!

Brazzo be movin' mad recently

[onyx vapor]

#deligt2027

our ajax triangle

[humble trench]

🤤

[verbal hawk]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1548753910743064583?t=k9ljf-z4hjK827LxLYWeuQ&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Matthijs de Ligt to FC Bayern, here we go! Verbal agreement has been reached tonight as clubs have been in contact all day - final bid accepted by Juventus for package worth more than €80m 🚨🔴🇳🇱 #FCBayern

De Ligt has already agreed personal terms and will sign until June 2027.

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Twitter · Jul 17, 2022, 7:38 PM

[long fox]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWuBj_NuFqA

[half inlet]

Deamn they fast

Doing this vids

[low heart]

De Ligt is coming home

[mint lagoon]

Lesss go De ligt

[fallow pendant]

Oh channels back open

yay

[glass otter]

team still alive

3-5-2

[glass otter]

hes dutch

[atomic comet]

De Ligt sounds dutch too....

[long fox]

Who tf invited Memequez there? lmfao

[glass otter]

@surreal zinc

[long fox]

@surreal zinc Memefurt

[surreal zinc]

Bruh ffs man

🤬 🤬 🤬

[surreal zinc]

MEMEQUEZ??

BRUH

🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬

[onyx vapor]

de ligt is here

[reef prairie]

hello sir.

[glass otter]

hi

who that driving

[daring geode]

Pog

[humble trench]

anyone else not happy with the laimer transfer rumours?

[onyx vapor]

why does bayern want to sign laimer

we dont need another midfielder

[atomic comet]

RB Leipzig and Nagelsmann again like Sabitzer

[humble trench]

i want frenkie tbh

and its possible

frenkie already said: if i need to leave barca, i only want bayern

how to get money for frenkie:
sell pavard for like €35m
sell sabitzer for like €20m
dont buy laimer (€30m)
sell richards €10-15m

[glass otter]

mans overrated the values

pavard for 35 mil rlly?

20 mil max

sabitzer fair

richards 10 mil max

[humble trench]

trying to sell them for 30-35m

i dont make those numbers

[glass otter]

we overpay

we oversell

[onyx vapor]

lol there used to be a roumour that fdg will join bayern to save barcelona financially

[humble trench]

or just get him on a loan with option to buy

[humble trench]

wouldnt be the first time we save a club

[mint lagoon]

Laimer is good bruh, great backup for kimmich

[humble trench]

Two #7's

[glass otter]

what are u talking about?

[humble trench]

[mint lagoon]

That's a good lineup

[glass otter]

W

[verbal hawk]

is it only me or should we have gone in for Di Maria?

[mint lagoon]

Instead of who?

[minor sun]

[verbal hawk]

wouldn't have to start, would just be massive for squad depth

[half inlet]

Will Bayern stream the game against DC United on YouTube?

[mint lagoon]

Looks good but unrealistic

And Davies specializes in defense

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/taistofcb/status/1549724502925484032?s=21&t=GZA_ZXgayDMqOuOxvb9a4g

Taísto (@TaistoFCB)

Note how Wanner is the only one wearing a blue bib, meaning he is the "free man" & plays for both teams.
This is often done to challenge talented players & means the player must always be switched-on.
Seems like Nagelsmann is really prioritizing Wanner's development at the moment

Twitter · Jul 20, 2022, 11:54 AM

[vapid kelp]

Ngl i think muller shpuld accept as a bench player because he wont fit nagelsmann anymore

[rich gale]

lewa fr gone?

[humble trench]

where?

[glass otter]

2-3-4-1

hell nah

[minor sun]

Yes while in possession

This is how all the top teams look with the ball lol

In fact this is already what we look like with the ball

[glass otter]

i look more handsome

[fallow pendant]

Gravenbach?

[humble trench]

ty man

its 1:16 here rn

but everything for a bayern match :P

i mean

the city match is even later

[brittle nacelle]

Good luck, lads!

Hopefully Bayern won’t steamroll us too badly.

[long fox]

Oh shit, forgot that Bayern are playin today

[humble trench]

6 min

[humble trench]

hahaha, i hope they do :P

[long fox]

Gimme at least 10-0

[humble trench]

i really like how they play rn

the fast plays

[half inlet]

How was the match?

I couldn't watch it

Will watch it on youtube later

[atomic comet]

6-2 win

[glass otter]

On the bench

[fallow pendant]

Oh my god

6-2

😭

It is DC United so I didn’t really expect anything much

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1550030038191546373?s=21&t=Dcf-RiK-f_MB2o3lFb2__A

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern are on the verge of signing Barcelona left-back Adam Aznou (16). Bayern won the race for the player against Real Madrid and RB Leipzig. Aznou is already in Munich since Wednesday. The last details are being clarified ahead of a move to the Campus [@Plettigoal]

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Twitter · Jul 21, 2022, 8:08 AM

[long fox]

Ayo, wassup with us wantin to sign everybody all of a sudden?

[glass otter]

give us aubamebloodclaatyang

not aznou

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1549936950420856832?s=21&t=Dcf-RiK-f_MB2o3lFb2__A

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Nagelsmann praises Sabitzer: "He's been one of the best players of this pre-season so far. His performances in training and in today's game were very good. He's a brilliant player" [@Koch_AZ]

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Twitter · Jul 21, 2022, 1:59 AM

[glass otter]

1 game

💀

joke coach

[humble trench]

You missed the part where he also said his performances in training?

[verbal hawk]

He can say whatever he wants and do whatever he wants in training, still has to deliver on the pitch

[humble trench]

He delivered a goal vs DC

[glass otter]

🇧🇦🇾🇪rn

[humble trench]

gravenberch > sabitzer

[glacial palm]

do y’all think Mazraoui will succeed at bayern?

[glass otter]

Yes

[humble trench]

yeah

[glacial palm]

btw what will mane play

still a winger?

because of the striker problem now

[humble trench]

Striker

[glacial palm]

and we already have alot of wingers

[humble trench]

i think they Will play gnabry and Mane Striker

they tried the 4-2-2-2 system in training

[glacial palm]

tf

we have CDMs but no CAMs

[humble trench]

?

Muller, sane

[glacial palm]

sane is a cam?

damn

first time

i always saw him as a winger

[humble trench]

Coman cam

nah hes able to play cam

[glacial palm]

if thats the case then sure

hope it isnt a coutinho case, being played off-position

[humble trench]

tbh i hope bayern tries to get frenkie

[glacial palm]

ofc

frenkie and de ligt is pretty lovely

[humble trench]

maybe im being a bit too dutch here but hes insane

[glacial palm]

yeah frenkie is pretty good

[humble trench]

Frenkie + kimmich = best duo

[glacial palm]

you forgot the physical beast of goretzka

[humble trench]

Yeah :/ only thing that's holding back

[glacial palm]

kimmich and goretzka is already good

[humble trench]

Maybe goretzka cam?

1 thing for sure

we need to get rid of sabitzer

[humble trench]

we forgot one of the best talents (imo) musiala

[glacial palm]

yeah but idk if he’ll get gametime

[glacial palm]

he can be sold

ez

[humble trench]

he should, i love him

we shouldnt buy laimer or raum

[glacial palm]

we should buy de jong ez

and play him cdm and goretzka cam

maybe?

[humble trench]

yeah atleast we can try that

maybe not even buy him instantly

Just do a loan for 1-2 years with option to buy

would be cheaper

[humble trench]

Maybe next year if Man United don't buy him