stop overreacting
#bayern-munich
surreal snow
strong saddle
We barely beat manu
surreal snow
this is why i hate bayern fans
strong saddle
Because of a 85 year old keeper in a 35 year olds body
surreal snow
just dumb goals conceded
covert robin
we'll see about that
modest frost
He isnt, but Müller shouldve been starting
surreal snow
dont tell me this was an even match
covert robin
that match was utterly infuriating to watch
strong saddle
One save vs five
covert robin
He isnt, but Müller shouldve been starting
most definitely
strong saddle
Gtfo
modest frost
and missed one too many chances
Ulreich terrible
surreal snow
maguire didnt play so they chose onana as scapegoat
meanwhile rashford got destroyed in every 1v1
covert robin
united fans say onanas fault
always blaming the goalkeeper when the defense is the first to blame
strong saddle
It could have easily been 4-2 had the first goal been saved
modest frost
most definitely
I think we legit wouldve won 6-1
Müller is our best player in that kind of match
surreal snow
It could have easily been 4-2 had the first goal been saved
it shouldve been a 6-1
covert robin
he's got the experience, why play him at 85th minute
tribal light
I could also say we couldve scored atleast 3 more goals if our shots went in lmao
strong saddle
A clean sheet was what I expected
surreal snow
if i watched that game without seeing the goals only the chances id say a 6-1
maybe even 6-0
united really didnt have any chance
shut zenith
We barely beat manu
I know I saw the game
covert robin
enough suffering
surreal snow
I could also say we couldve scored atleast 3 more goals if our shots went in lma...
they are over reacting again
covert robin
i'm going to bed
shut zenith
man I wanted yall to beat them 10-0
surreal snow
typical bayern life
strong saddle
We could have
shut zenith
We could have
I know what was the problem?
surreal snow
surreal snow
I know what was the problem?
missing coach on the sideline
I think it was noticeable that the team didnt take man united seriously at all
strong saddle
The manU chat is happy
surreal snow
The manU chat is happy
leave them be
strong saddle
I will
surreal snow
they think we're ass away
tribal light
strong saddle
When's the second leg
surreal snow
man i hate these people
shut zenith
if you play them first you going to play them last
surreal snow
entire chat is about onana
strong saddle
that's a few months away
shut zenith
entire chat is about onana
they bought him too late now
strong saddle
Well things will hopefully have changed by then
surreal snow
There is nothing to change
we just missed tuchel
and a lack of concentration and seriousness
otherwise this was a great game
strong saddle
At least these are the standings
surreal snow
dont let the score fool you
a controlled match is more important than a high score
we controlled the match until the 88th minute
thats where we lacked concentration
cursive herald
At least these are the standings
Who's our next game against
surreal snow
seriousness was throughout the whole game
cursive herald
Galatasaray?
surreal snow
dumb misplaced passes
vast monolith
Sell goretzka
cursive herald
Or compenhavn
surreal snow
We'll make sure to fix our GD then
dont underestimate them
vast monolith
Should have played deligt
cursive herald
Wouldn't *
surreal snow
they are great home
pale topaz
At least these are the standings
i was expecting bayern galasaray
cursive herald
Should have played deligt
Tbf the last casemiro goal was a Kim mistake Partially
But still de ligt i feel would have prevented it
And I repeat we need a gk
vast monolith
Man utd really outscored us in 2nd half 3-2
strong saddle
uli can't start anymore
vast monolith
Neuer will be back by the end of September 🤩
pale topaz
Neuer will be back by the end of September 🤩
thank god
surreal snow
Man utd really outscored us in 2nd half 3-2
Man stop with this sh1t
why can we never take fully deserved 3 points without crying about useless sh1t
Who cares if they won the second half
vast monolith
Man stop with this sh1t
Accept FCB accepter
surreal snow
they scored 3 goals that would fit perfectly into a sunday league compilation
strong saddle
I want us to take it out on bochum
surreal snow
start tel abeg
tribal light
Get Ulreich out asap
spice terrace
they scored 3 goals that would fit perfectly into a sunday league compilation
Did you see casemiros goal
1st goal
strong saddle
Get Ulreich out asap
I've been saying this forever
vast monolith
im bothered about we concede 3 goals in 2nd half against a team who's losing away games to small teams
strong saddle
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT
ornate crest
No opponent team should go through Onana terrorist ball. We took one for the whole footballing community
surreal snow
I just trolled all the people in my bookmarks
surreal snow
Did you see casemiros goal
utter shit
tribal light
No opponent team should go through Onana terrorist ball. We took one for the who...
Agreed
vast monolith
Onana in 1st half :- 🤡
Onana in 2nd half :- 🗿
surreal snow
not even worthy of sunday league icl
ornate crest
Onana in 1st half :- 🤡
Onana in 2nd half :- 🗿
Onana in both halves : 🤮
strong saddle
No he started playing good at the end
tribal light
It still amazes me that Ten Hag is not sacked yet
surreal snow
Onana in both halves : 🤮
stop blaming the only reason we didnt score 6
strong saddle
It still amazes me that Ten Hag is not sacked yet
We could have gotten him fired if we won by a large margin
ornate crest
stop blaming the only reason we didnt score 6
Doesn't matter cuz he set the tone for the team when he let in howlers
spice terrace
not even worthy of sunday league icl
vast monolith
Onana in both halves : 🤮
It would've been 7-1 if he didn't block
ornate crest
It would've been 7-1 if he didn't block
Don't care. He's shite asf
spice terrace
had your defense wondering tf was going on
surreal snow
Doesn't matter cuz he set the tone for the team when he let in howlers
you wouldve conceded 4 still
you united fans always need a scapegoat
spice terrace
you united fans always need a scapegoat
You are literally crying about your keeper
ornate crest
you wouldve conceded 4 still
Shoulda woulda coulda
It's hard to tell in football cuz the first goal sets the tempo of the game
surreal snow
You are literally crying about your keeper
Because our goalkeeper is a 35 year old 2nd league goalkeeper
yours is one of the best gks in the worls
our keeper saved one shot
ornate crest
you united fans always need a scapegoat
But he is shite tho? What use is a goalkeeper if his primary attribute ( shot stopping) is his biggest weakness
surreal snow
yours 5
spice terrace
you seen his stats this season
surreal snow
But he is shite tho? What use is a goalkeeper if his primary attribute ( shot st...
Blame the defense before your goalkeeper
strong saddle
We really need to start a different gk
spice terrace
think that’s 13 goals conceded in 4 matches now
surreal snow
Because you had more shots on the target in the first place
ulreich still let howlers in
onana had one unlucky mistake from a deflected(?) shot
and then had good saves
ornate crest
Blame the defense before your goalkeeper
Lindelof was solid and so was Licha. Eriksen didn't track back and was a huge gap in the midfield. It was down to Eriksen and Onana mostly
strong saddle
Ulriech could have saved the first goal if his reaction time was faster
ornate crest
and then had good saves
My arse can make better saves
surreal snow
Ulriech could have saved the first goal if his reaction time was faster
first goal can go in
deflected shot
but the 2 Others are straight up defensive errors and dead cat syndrome by ulreich
ornate crest
Ulriech could have saved the first goal if his reaction time was faster
Ulreich isn't an overhyped 55M GK
strong saddle
How did we get laimer
surreal snow
Laimer was great
the other 3 from our defence played like it was a 4th tier team
simple concentration and seriousness was needed
which will come when tuchel is back
and de ligt needs to start over kim
ornate crest
Laimer was excellent tbf
Pocketed Rashford ( every other fullback does that)
We need a Laimer like RB
Good going forward as well as defensively
Atleast in this game
quiet ermine
Congrats on the win Bayern 👏👏
surreal snow
quiet ermine
Congratulations on the win
ornate crest
https://x.com/DerKaiserBM/status/1704583604230131713?t=pMgq8QAqoGb6xpcoITgyGw&s=...
Fax tho Davies got pocketed by Pellistri in the first half
shut zenith
@surreal snow next time beat them but don’t make the goals close
glossy escarp
Twitter
strong saddle
Frick him
shut zenith
https://twitter.com/UTDTrey/status/1704601947418820935
That’s why there’s 2 half’s
long fox
https://twitter.com/UTDTrey/status/1704601947418820935
Warra 3 points
neon atlas
he is dum
tidal hornet
frozen grove
Yesss
humble trench
we will win the UCL
not if we play like yesterday
we were trash
i dont wanna see Tuchel anymore tbh
zenith pebble
not if we play like yesterday
yeah we werent the best
mueller should be integrated into the lineup somehow
let deligt on
give him playtime
play peretz more
tribal light
i dont wanna see Tuchel anymore tbh
He wasnt even there yesterday
😭
He still got a red card from the City Game last season
humble trench
why people call kim kaiser
humble trench
give him playtime
should be a starter
thorny hare
mueller should be integrated into the lineup somehow
„Somehow“
There is not spot for him
Unless we play musiala on lw and then we have no space for coman tel and gnabry
humble trench
Unless we play musiala on lw and then we have no space for coman tel and gnabry
oh no, no gnabry.... anyways.
thorny hare
He had a decent game yday?
vagrant flame
laimer was ass
You're playing him RB tbf
humble trench
You're playing him RB tbf
his 2nd position
vagrant flame
I think Laimer in midfield and Maz at RB would have been alot better
Anyways with all our injuries I'm not to upset with the result
nimble nimbus
Or stanisic but someone decided to loan him out
vagrant flame
2/3 of the goals we conceeded were mistakes from us
And Eriksen was absolutely shocking and Pellistri was playing his first ever professional start
long fox
Proper treated the game like a friendly in the 2nd half lol
pseudo slate
Last team bayern faced an english team away
thorny hare
2/3 of the goals we conceeded were mistakes from us
*should have been saves
pseudo slate
2-7
vagrant flame
*should have been saves
Not really just the first one from Onana
vagrant flame
The 2nd was a bad defensive mistake from our backline
thorny hare
But then I rewatched
vagrant flame
3rd was a penality
thorny hare
And Ulrich rly should have gotten to them
vagrant flame
4th was exceptional from tel
vagrant flame
And Ulrich rly should have gotten to them
Oh you're talking about Ulrich yeah he could have saved 2
The 3rd one was tough
The first one was the worst one for Ulrich
thorny hare
Onana made like 2 decent saves all game ye?
tribal light
Goretzka is ass
Goretzka wasn't the reason we conceded 3 unnecessary goals yesterday tho
vagrant flame
Goretzka wasn't the reason we conceded 3 unnecessary goals yesterday tho
It was the backline
thorny hare
Imagine it was de gea va neuer
vagrant flame
Goofy defending
tribal light
Last 2 was Ulreich
thorny hare
Would have been like 2:1
tribal light
First one out Defense
vagrant flame
Imagine it was de gea va neuer
We would have gotten smacked btw
De Gea long balls and it would have been over for us
long fox
We did that a lil too much
humble trench
De Gea long balls and it would have been over for us
Onana was really good 2nd half
hard obsidian
deft epoch
https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1704853913487441934?s=46&t=aJlWhqPfDbKSoll3Z...
Good for Germany
digital flax
Goretzka wasn't the reason we conceded 3 unnecessary goals yesterday tho
He was tho
shrewd lodge
told you united gonna put up a good fight @tired prism
digital flax
If he offered better coverage for the defenders that won't have happened
long fox
told you united gonna put up a good fight <@955340285980848138>
We let em back into the game ourselves lol
They were dead and buried after 2-0
strong saddle
Yeah some silly mistakes is why the game was close
Mistakes that won't happen again
long fox
All 3 of their goals were so jammy and preventable
digital flax
If he offered better coverage for the defenders that won't have happened
Man also hides from the ball a lot its baffling
long fox
If he offered better coverage for the defenders that won't have happened
Feel like it's more of an attitude problem. Treated it like a friendly
digital flax
Feel like it's more of an attitude problem. Treated it like a friendly
That's always been Gore anyway
strong saddle
We could have drawn them for Christ sake
long fox
Started playin like it's a training session after 3-1
We instantly turned it up and replied right after they scored
digital flax
Neuer should return asap
strong saddle
I'd like to see him back by the end of this month or early October
long fox
I blame Ulreich
Made a few good saves
strong saddle
He made one
long fox
But yea, need Neuer back
long fox
and made some mistakes
average Ulreich performance
strong saddle
We technically don't need him anymore
long fox
Controlled the game so nicely until we decided to just play chaos ball for no reason lol
strong saddle
Right
tired prism
told you united gonna put up a good fight <@955340285980848138>
The scoreline doesn’t reflect how terrible they were
We shouldn’t have conceded 3
shrewd lodge
We shouldn’t have conceded 3
ye
deft ravine
https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1704853913487441934?s=46&t=aJlWhqPfDbKSoll3Z...
You’ll be missed forever Nagels
hard obsidian
Worse than Liverpool did
I don’t mind it
gd luck mate
hard obsidian
You’ll be missed forever Nagels
Who will be the new manager
long fox
Try not to concede first challenge (impossible)
humble trench
https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1704853913487441934?s=46&t=aJlWhqPfDbKSoll3Z...
Nagelsmann will cook for Germany. If Wagner becomes assistant coach, then that team will be absolutely powerful
Nagelsmann cooked for Bayern, but missed the right players
strong saddle
I can't wait for our next friendlies
long fox
Germany winnin the Euros
strong saddle
Seeing us win would be extraordinary
humble trench
Bare minimum should be Semis
The favorites to win the Euros in my opinion are France and Portugal.
I would say England too, but they don't have a winner's mentality. They are one of the best teams in the world, so I'll say they'll get knocked out by either France or Portugal.
tired prism
I would say England too, but they don't have a winner's mentality. They are one ...
England would be up there as favourites if they had a good manager
Southgate isn't getting them anywhere
tired prism
Germany winnin the Euros
Deutschland the kings of Europe
tired prism
I don’t mind it<:mesi:783406664690171924> gd luck mate
Yeah I love watching Liverpool destroy Manchester United every season
Lmao
humble trench
England would be up there as favourites if they had a good manager
I‘d say England are a top team. It would be disingenuous to say they aren‘t, even though we like making fun of them.
But Southgate fails to implement this winning mentality into the team, so if stakes are high and they lead 2-0, I‘d bet it‘s gonna be 2-2 by 80‘. Not my personal favorites to win tournaments, but still one if the best teams in the world.
tired prism
I‘d say England are a top team. It would be disingenuous to say they aren‘t, eve...
Absolutely, England are a world class team with talent everywhere it’s just that they need a top manager to guide them to success and win silverwares. But Southgate just isn’t that guy.
He’s bang average as a manager and doesn’t select the squad based on performances but rather plays favourites.
How is Maguire still starting?
humble trench
He’s bang average as a manager and doesn’t select the squad based on performance...
And for some reason, he turns his team way too defensive as soon as they are leading. At least against big teams
This was the case against Italy. They scored first, until which they have been attacking nonstop
But why didn't they capitalize??? They instead tried to defend their 1-0 lead
tired prism
And for some reason, he turns his team way too defensive as soon as they are lea...
This is exactly why England won't succeed under him
thorny hare
South is clueless
ivory helm
yo
humble trench
Messages for Munich Fans for Galata v Bayern:
We ain't coming there, 3-0 is a good result against you.
vast monolith
Winning 4-3 against utd doesn't makes me feel like we're going to win ucl
thorny hare
With neuer and a 6 we surely can
Tho i don’t think we beat city on anything but the final
vast monolith
Website to buy our match tickets ?
strong saddle
placid sparrow
ten hag has gotta be the worst prem manager
im not even too much of an actaul bayern fan and im pissed
long fox
bald fraud
strong saddle
Alphonso replied with this https://x.com/clinicalmusiala/status/1704891282563162518?s=46
marble shadow
Alphonso replied with this https://x.com/clinicalmusiala/status/1704891282563162...
Savage
atomic comet
Alphonso replied with this https://x.com/clinicalmusiala/status/1704891282563162...
Damn
tidal hornet
How did he know Ten Hag was going to say this from all the way back in 2020?
marble shadow
That's how fast he is
zenith pebble
Alphonso replied with this https://x.com/clinicalmusiala/status/1704891282563162...
so real
sacred chasm
All Bayern fans are glory Hunters
sacred chasm
But we’ll rip them apart at old trafford
NO BALL KNOWLEDGE, the game was at Anfield
exotic python
All Bayern fans are glory Hunters
Okay bro
thorny hare
All Bayern fans are glory Hunters
What club do you support lil bro
tired prism
NO BALL KNOWLEDGE, the game was at Anfield
I'm talking about the 5-0 at OT in 2021 u idiot
Not the 7-0
tired prism
All Bayern fans are glory Hunters
Yeah sure
Why are these random plastics even allowed here?
exotic python
Why are these random plastics even allowed here?
Dont even know
tribal light
All Bayern fans are glory Hunters
Piss off
vast monolith
All Bayern fans are glory Hunters
Owned little club varca 🤡
frozen grove
Lads, how is morale for Bochum?
marble shadow
All Bayern fans are glory Hunters
No, see
I like Bayern (not a fan just like them) so much because it has success but a real soul too
If you said Man City or even PSG okay, but Bayern has a real soul
And their supporters are cool
humble trench
Lads, how is morale for Bochum?
matta is probs playing, so great
frozen grove
matta is probs playing, so great
Nice
long fox
All Bayern fans are glory Hunters
Barca fan or a salty ManU fan? lol
vast monolith
Neuer back to training 😍
tired prism
Barca fan or a salty ManU fan? lol
The two clubs with the worst fanbases
long fox
The two clubs with the worst fanbases
Assna too, we own all of em
tribal light
Nah bruv
Stop the cap 😭
We don't need an injury magnet
They better be trolling
Real can have him
azure idol
haha
long fox
Chelshit as well
Chelshit owned by everyone that ain't Luton nowadays
tired prism
Chelshit owned by everyone that ain't Luton nowadays
At least they beat Luton in that massive relegation six pointer
Lmao
modern escarp
The third kit with Allianz as sponsor is sold out 😔
I was gonna order that one
With a player on the back, most likely Eriksson
vast monolith
Hope nagelsmann win euro with Germany
tired prism
Germany taking home the euros
exotic python
Hope nagelsmann win euro with Germany
Its coming home
strong saddle
slim mason
Ah right, we are losing him next year possibly
tribal light
Ah right, we are losing him next year possibly
You can keep him dawg
😭
Bro is injured more than he plays
slim mason
You can keep him dawg
How about £50M and Alphonso Davies?
tribal light
slim mason
Is that a yes?
Tbh if I was Bayern, I would take that
You are basically stealing from us
shrewd lodge
only player from bayern i would get is musiala
long fox
The thing is, no matter who you get, you're still shite lel
slim mason
The thing is, no matter who you get, you're still shite lel
Ye true tbh
stark sigil
Call me crazy but Musiala>>Haaland 🐐🥱
tired prism
What does tuchel have against de ligt?
Better to sack him before de ligt wants to leave
gleaming plaza
Last few matches have been way closer fought than we would’ve liked
The defence is good at best but Ulreich ain’t cutting it
tribal light
only player from bayern i would get is musiala
Hell nah
Not trynna disrespect, but Chelsea is literally the definition of "Turning Gold into sh*t as soon as you touch it"
You ruin players
humble trench
Better to sack him before de ligt wants to leave
fr
humble trench
only player from bayern i would get is musiala
every Bayern player >>>> CHELSEA players
tribal light
Bayern Bench > Chelsea Starters
neon atlas
i cant even pick a player from chelsea thats good
thiago silva would be a good backup cb
deft epoch
What does tuchel have against de ligt?
Tuchel doesn't play de ligt,Gravenberch
Both dutch
And maz benched who spent a lot of time in Netherlands 
Dutch bias
But on a serious note of 3 defenders deligt isn't that good on the ball...you see he fell out of contention in Dutch national team coz of being not that good on ball
Their team is good on paper always
It's just that
They get outplayed vs Bayern
If tuchel loses to Barcelona....sack him
onyx bridge
nothing new, bayern casual letting latest result fool him
we outplayed you in your own stadium with our worst squad in this century and managed to miss all of our sitters so you got an underserving 2-0
it happens it's football
but we were better
that's factual
if the better side always won theyn football would be boring
we would know who would win every game
deft epoch
Well then in 2015 actually Bayern were really good until last 10 minutes
onyx bridge
true you were great in 2015
deft epoch
Where messi and neymar pushed up for 3 goals
onyx bridge
but we had messi save us
long fox
we outplayed you in your own stadium with our worst squad in this century and ma...
The first half only lol
2nd half you got walloped
onyx bridge
should have been 3-0 in the first half missed like 3 goals on 1v1s with the keeper
deft epoch
Plus literally last year naglesmann got sacked
long fox
should have been 3-0 in the first half missed like 3 goals on 1v1s with the keep...
Coulda shoulda woulda
deft epoch
And still his resume includes 2 big wins vs barca
It's clear Barcelona doesn't like to face Bayern
long fox
Bottom line is, we own Barca
onyx bridge
it happens, we have a bad record against you
same way manchester united has a bad record against spain
it happens
long fox
it happens, we have a bad record against you
Not bad, laughable record
onyx bridge
we know
deft epoch
Funnily when guardiola was coach Bayern couldn't get past Spanish sides after he left....it's turned upside down
With only Flickball being proper good football
deft epoch
We suck against Spanish teams still lol
Defeated atletico with kids
long fox
Defeated atletico with kids
Villarreal tho
deft epoch
Villarreal tho
One game
onyx bridge
the bottom line is that im not supersticious, i think we have higher chances than bayern this year to win the ucl
deft epoch
Even barca lost to Frankfurt...one game means nothing
deft epoch
the bottom line is that im not supersticious, i think we have higher chances tha...
You got to make your attack better
onyx bridge
we have the highest xG this season
deft epoch
They haven't faced big teams yet
Same for Bayern
That's y both teams have 100 percent league and UCL record
onyx bridge
you faced leverkusen
they were better for the most part
their striker missed sitter after sitter
deft epoch
Tuchel is pragmatic coach That's bound to happen
long fox
the bottom line is that im not supersticious, i think we have higher chances tha...
You're drunk
lol
deft epoch
Idk how tuchel went from being next Pep to next Ancelloti
onyx bridge
okay mate
deft epoch
Guy has become a lot more pragmatic
onyx bridge
Idk how tuchel went from being next Pep to next Ancelloti
that's very accurate
long fox
Man beat Antwerp 5-0 and thinks he winnin the UCL 💀
deft epoch
I think Tuchel will park a semibus vs barca
onyx bridge
Man beat Antwerp 5-0 and thinks he winnin the UCL 💀
nobody cares about antwerp
all i care about is our squad depth
onyx bridge
we can finally compete now without having to sub in Eric garcia and sergi rooberto
deft epoch
Barca and Real midfield r great
onyx bridge
we can rotate without dropping quality
deft epoch
Bayern midfield used to be great
long fox
Get a CDM in January and problem solved lol
deft epoch
Now weirdly after selling many mids and getting no DM....midfield is basically Laimer,goretzka, Kimmich
With laimer being preferred as RB
Good luck if no midfielders r signed
long fox
Let's play De Ligt in midfield lol
deft epoch
Bayern academy isn't nowhere near producing as many 1st team players like Barca
Else Bayern wouldn't actually be in this position
After basically ruling Bundesliga for a decade
Well if Leipzig or bayer players get their heads turned
Which will happen likely from Jan
Bayern hasn't started strong though
Anyways Tuchel played Terrorball in Chelsea
And still won UCL in end
There's that too
Funnily enough they won vs Mancity coz they didn't play or have DM
While Chelsea used 2
No wonder guy wants Palinha, rice or any good defensive DM
With his new pragmatism
?
Arsenal r actually decent
Legit can play till semis
Money is anyways taken care by finances
If player is delivered....let it be
City anyways had Rodri
Rice or rodri would be playing as free 8 if Rice signed for city
Currently the 4 teams playing best football r Mancity,barca,Arsenal, Tottenham
Somehow I think premier league lower teams r allowing big teams to play more controlled football
Bundesliga, La liga,serie A lower ranked teams put up a better fight
azure anvil
this is Bayern channel?
marble shadow
Currently the 4 teams playing best football r Mancity,barca,Arsenal, Tottenham
I don't think Man City are playing that good football
They aren't playing with that much passion anymore
Needing to get scored on and get goals later
But still, they have results
deft epoch
I mean their passing and movements look crisp and almost always in control
marble shadow
That's true
Even when they're losing they seem in control
But like, it's not enough, I feel, to win the PL this year
I really think Arsenal can do it this time
deft epoch
I also think Leverkusen r doing well but in the end Bayern and city will win league title
Or else Tuchel, pep are sacked or leaving post
long fox
De Ligt, hell yea
surreal snow
we lucky we're playing a team that always arches their back for us
long fox
Has the daily lineup meltdown begun? lol
opal wing
DE LIGT!!!
strong saddle
Well at least de ligt is starting
But if we lose because of Ulriech, it's their fault
surreal snow
Has the daily lineup meltdown begun? lol
not starting Müller or Tel again is a war crime
lets hope this is just a test to see if a 4-2-4 would work with tel and kane
long fox
My only question is why is injury man starting?
strong saddle
I don't know
subtle junco
Whoa gassed for another league game of bayern which they win 99.9999 percent times anyways
long fox
Want a lot of yabba dabba doos today, didn't get enough against ManU
surreal snow
Whoa gassed for another league game of bayern which they win 99.9999 percent tim...
nobody is forcing you to watch, nobody is forcing you to engage with bayern fans in any form.
Only a Chelsea fan can be so mad about us winning league matches to try and troll us
so insecure
strong saddle
A wild pokemon in the chat
subtle junco
I ratted you lot
strong saddle
You lost?
subtle junco
surreal snow
top tier hater
strong saddle
Hahahahaha that's perfect
surreal snow
im gonna be fr i dont remember the last time chelsea won a league match against a club that didnt get promoted
it was march 11
i understand where the hate is coming from
thorny spoke
surreal snow
me when its been one year since chelsea have won a league match against a non-promoted side (march 11 im coming)
surreal snow
we're not playing Championship next season bro
subtle junco
Ft kids
surreal snow
man you're religiously hating on Bayern and cant stand someone hating back
and the championship is a lot more realistic for you than the ucl
strong saddle
I'm pretty sure Chelsea is at risk of regulation if they don't step it up
surreal snow
russia war
long fox
Sugar daddy Abramovich is gone
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craggy siren
1-0
vast monolith
Choupo 🥵 best 9 in world atm
tribal light
Blame the clueless American
deft epoch
Sacking Tuchel for potter
Tuchel pragmatism in latter years perfectly suited Chelsea
Every time they won UCL it was coz of pragmatic defense first approach
long fox
1-0 already lol
deft epoch
Might as well play kratzig,peretz
And the one who scored was choupo
Choupo great for dfb cup matches
long fox
Leipzig next week will be fun
craggy siren
2-0
long fox
Kane innit
craggy siren
deft epoch
Best striker in the world we're coming for ballon d'or
Even prime lewa didn't get it
craggy siren
that touch 😭
deft epoch
I doubt kane will get it even if Bayern win sextuple
PR for mbappe, haaland simply better
vast monolith
Kane >>> lewa atm
vast monolith
I doubt kane will get it even if Bayern win sextuple
At the end it all about votes and English media never back him down
opal wing
When is Peretz being played?
He is definitely good enough to start for Bayern at least one game
deft epoch
This should have been game he plays
long fox
He'll prolly play in the cup game
deft epoch
He should play in league first
15 minutes without goal....it's getting boring ☕
Someone score again
long fox
We score 2 and then chill lol
vast monolith
Nah need to smash 7-0
deft epoch
Looks like someone is seeing discord
deft epoch
👀
long fox
Missed that guy
vast monolith
De ligt best defender in the world 🥵
deft epoch
Ratings doesn't make that much sense
surreal snow
What is this Team cooking?
deft epoch
Except for positional play Sane has been great
vast monolith
Really want our club to smash gala 7-0 so that we can shut that Chelsea fans who are Hyping galatasaray
long fox
4
long fox
Jesus Christ lmao
long fox
This will get ugly lmao
tribal light
Omg
opal wing
SANEEE
tribal light
We're gonna take the lead again cause of Goal Df in the table
Fck Leverkusen
Brother this 4-2-4 is cooking
Holy sh*t
tawny stratus
First you guys destroyed us man utd
long fox
That's the Bayern I like lmao
tribal light
tawny stratus
Now ur destroying an poor team
tribal light
tawny stratus
Match will end 9-0
deft epoch
4-3 isnt that bad
Casemiro saved face
tribal light
It was 4-3 lmao
deft epoch
Let's be honest
tawny stratus
Bye im out this is #bayern-munich i dont belong here
long fox
We violating our friends again
tribal light
deft epoch
It's a poor team
long fox
UCL buffed Casemiro showed up
deft epoch
Can't afford to keep players
long fox
Annual 7-0 still on the line
tribal light
Kane cooking
long fox
Get one more in before HT
deft epoch
Imagine being a bochum fan traveling all the way to Munich to see this
tribal light
Halftime
deft epoch
deft epoch
No
long fox
Need to see that formation more often
tribal light
i want a juicy 7-0 Full time
surreal snow
we couldve led 7-0 by now
surreal snow
Start De Ligt over Upa please
doesnt work against big clubs
tribal light
Have you seen De Ligts perfomance against PSG and Barca
surreal snow
if de ligt was a progressive passer like upamecano is he would be the best cb itw
surreal snow
he might be a good Traditional center back
but that doesnt mean he should play against cl clubs
after all you cant really say "with upamecano we wouldve scored 2 more goals because hes a better passer"
surreal snow
doesnt make de ligt a good passer
tribal light
I'd rather have a bad passer that can defend than a good passer that crumbles where there's pressure
surreal snow
and as long as he deems passing haram he shouldnt play against big clubs
cursive stirrup
They have to now let peretz play at least this half
surreal snow
I'd rather have a bad passer that can defend than a good passer that crumbles wh...
im pretty sure the pressure in a wc final is 10x higher than in a ucl quarterfinal game
and upamecano was great in the final
cursive stirrup
Let him play
surreal snow
why should we sub out a goalkeeper mid match 💀
tribal light
and upamecano was great in the final
Yeah and Maguire is cooking in England but sucks at united
Im not saying Upa is bad
surreal snow
Yeah and Maguire is cooking in England but sucks at united
thats a conspiracy
cursive stirrup
why should we sub out a goalkeeper mid match 💀
I mean in the first place he shouldve started
But were leading 4:0
surreal snow
he will start in the pokal
vast monolith
Saneeeeeee
tribal light
?
surreal snow
Saneeeeeee
30 min delay
vast monolith
30 min delay
im driving at that moment
surreal snow
Kane couldve scored all 4 goals today and still would have only 4/5 of guirassy's tally.
surreal snow
what is he cooking
vast monolith
You're late as f*ck bruh, it's already halftime
Late but never forget to praise the best winger in the world
vast monolith
Scam
exotic python
https://tenor.com/view/leroy-sane-fcb-fcafcb-bayern20-bayernmunich-gif-20110131
Best rw itw
Absolutely cooking this game
vast monolith
https://tenor.com/view/leroy-sane-fcb-fcafcb-bayern20-bayernmunich-gif-20110131
Wait until we see Muller and gnabry on scoresheet what a weekend it's gonna be
exotic python
I think Sane is achieving his Prime
He’s aging like wine
Just gets better and better the older he gets
surreal snow
which role
vast monolith
Bro keeps scoring and scoring
Just need to continue this form in national team
surreal snow
ion have it either
opal wing
DE LIGT SUBBED OFF FFS
deep sphinx
Maybe saving him for the next champions league game?
tidal hornet
I hear De Ligt had a small knock in the first half. Might just be to keep him safe from a worse injury
surreal snow
we're averaging a goal per 10mins
long fox
Shoulda done that to ManU lol
deep sphinx
Kane hat trick
long fox
Dunno whether to celebrate or feel bad lol
surreal snow
Krätzig buli debut
tribal light
Tel getting subbed in
Tel Super Sub Goal
I'll be there
Bro
Wtf is Upa doing
😭
Bro kicked the ball off the field for no reason
long fox
We're 5-0 up lol
neon atlas
yo
long fox
Television is inevitable
surreal snow
we're averaging a goal every 13mins
long fox
Kane assist
cursive herald
TEL hatrick there is time
long fox
One more
humble trench
finally a clean sheet
deft epoch
Kane farming numbers
long fox
He's great.. when we give him service
surreal snow
Sane almost scores
long fox
7
deft epoch
1 more
long fox
KANE HATTY
surreal snow
KANE HATTYYYYY
pale topaz
kane
pale topaz
i love kane
long fox
The annual 7-0
pale topaz
The annual 7-0
make it 9-0
tribal light
tribal light
Come on
tribal light
Another Tel Goal please
long fox
No 8-0
tribal light
Ulreich was horrible against United
deft epoch
Everyone wants that
surreal snow
FT
tribal light
Nah, Coman is giving his everything to the team
long fox
Leipzig next
tribal light
Oh no
surreal snow
long fox
Away
surreal snow
😭😭😭
long fox
Leipzig away too
deft epoch
If we beat Leipzig
They barely defeated gladbach....looks like they peaked
long fox
We coulda hit double digits ngl lmao
tribal light
Hope Guirassys Goal Streak ends soon
Come to think of it, the last seasons Top Scorer had only 16 Goals
Fullkrug
deft epoch
Hope Guirassys Goal Streak ends soon
Competition is good
tribal light
And Nkunku
surreal snow
Kane has the 2nd most assists and the 2nd most goals in the league
surreal snow
Xavi Simons
deft epoch
Who is 1st in assist?
surreal snow
now guess who has more g+a
pale topaz
how did de ligt and kim perform in first half i was asleep
deft epoch
Xavi Simons
He is going back to Psg
surreal snow
💀
tribal light
how did de ligt and kim perform in first half i was asleep
De Ligt scored
surreal snow
how did de ligt and kim perform in first half i was asleep
both had nothing to do
pale topaz
De Ligt scored
great
deft epoch
how did de ligt and kim perform in first half i was asleep
They were asleep as well 0 shots in 1st half conceded
opal wing
Sad about Krätzig not scoring on his debut
deft epoch
Sad about Krätzig not scoring on his debut
He is wingback no need to feel sad
tribal light
opal wing
He is wingback no need to feel sad
He nearly scored
deft epoch
If only we played like this against United
There is always a second chance
surreal snow
Kane averages 2 g/a per game
surreal snow
4-2-4 seems to work
surreal snow
Tel 5
deft epoch
surreal snow
all in extra time
i got both home and away
gonna buy oktoberfest and 3rd now
adidas been cooking this season
cant miss out on that drip
unplayable
vast monolith
7-0 as expected
tribal light
Tel is gonna be the new Mbappe
Bro literally guarantees a Goal every time he gets subbed on
opal wing
Tel gonna be at least a 75 rated player by January
vast monolith
Let's all laugh at brokelona 😂
drowsy dragon
Let's all laugh at brokelona 😂
drowsy dragon
Bro literally guarantees a Goal every time he gets subbed on
definitely
he impressed all bayern fans
surreal snow
watching bayern play isnt enough i need that sh1t in my brain
humble trench
Is it true that De Ligt got benched, i was reading something that Tuchel made him furious about something but i couldnt find out what really happened
shrewd lodge
Is it true that De Ligt got benched, i was reading something that Tuchel made hi...
tuchel horrid talent id
thats y they brought in kmj
humble trench
ah
strong saddle
i stopped watching after 4-0, so i dont know
tired prism
Is it true that De Ligt got benched, i was reading something that Tuchel made hi...
He started today and scored
It's all good
humble trench
so then its fake news
tired prism
Exactly
humble trench
google 
tired prism
Bild spreads these fake news
modest frost
Is it true that De Ligt got benched, i was reading something that Tuchel made hi...
Tuchel benched him for UCL opening
And the game wouldve went much better with De Ligt and Müller starting in that match up
That was the issue
shrewd lodge
were winning the league
you win it every year
thorny hare
you win it every year
you are lucky luton is in your league, or youd get relegated
viral valley
Hello! I am Bayern fan for mentality
exotic python
you win it every year
Well atleast we win
marble shadow
Will Bayern use the reserve team in the Dfb pokal?
marble shadow
Hello! I am Bayern fan for mentality
I like Bayern's mentality too
cobalt sky
were winning the league
🗿
static matrix
If you meet Barca in the UCL, give them thrasing of a lifetime please
limpid pulsar
marble shadow
Good morning
tribal light
Not a single Fraudmund player there
ivory helm
Guys if bayern dont win the bundesliga this season im getting an edgar cut
civic elm
ivory helm
BET
thorny hare
And psg and inter
deft epoch
Inter and psg ain't it
City is level above Bayern tbh
But knowing Pep and UCL competition....he will prolly do some tactical tweaks in knockouts allowing opponents chances
Weirdly 2nd best club in England is playing Europa league
lethal thicket
me jus waiting for neuer
long fox
Twitter
deft epoch
https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1706263941771329694?s=20 Parrots
Nice
Finally getting some new gk to start
sterile bison
exotic python
https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1706331333490794585?s=46
Boy wtf
Who are we gonna play then?☠️☠️
long fox
Sarrinho time
exotic python
Bouna sarr bouta come in looking like prime maldini
strong saddle
https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1706263941771329694?s=20 Parrots
YES
PERETZ STARTING
finally
tired prism
Bouna sarr bouta come in looking like prime maldini
Ballon d'or season incoming
vast monolith
Kane winning ballon d'or 2024 we'll be there
thorny hare
we could play our youth team
and probly still win
tho a few years ago they actually scored or sum
glossy escarp
https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1706266046703849765 aren't pretzels bad for athletes?
thorny hare
https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1706266046703849765 aren't pretzels bad for at...
and beer isnt?
and i dont think they are
glossy escarp
and i dont think they are
I think wheat beer is fine
There's some beer they Can drink
modest frost
https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1706266046703849765 aren't pretzels bad for at...
He can eat pretzels once in a while
Its no big deal
marble shadow
Specially in this sort of event