bayern-munich

[surreal snow]

Hoeneß just owned Tottenham with this interview

[digital flax]

More like increase it by 50 million

[surreal snow]

Hoeneß knows we are in the pole position

we arent in the pole position only

we are grabbing tottenhams balls right as of now

[digital flax]

He’ll look like an idiot if this fall through

[surreal snow]

Hoeneß is just putting the cherry on top

stop being so pessimistic

the deal has been done for weeks

[digital flax]

There is a reason why clubs don't talk about players on contracts

[surreal snow]

Levy is just trying to prolong kanes departure

[surreal snow]

Kanes contract

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1680281099509932032?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Uli Hoeneß on a potential new #6: "This discussion does not arise for me because Konrad Laimer is a transfer that we will enjoy a lot" [@_kochmaximilian]

Twitter · Jul 15, 2023, 6:20 PM

[inland moth]

cook

[surreal snow]

i mean

we didnt have big problems reagarding the dm position with mazraoui

and goretzka is gone

Laimer is gonna be more of a #6 than Goretzka

and with Mazraoui we should have no Problems

[digital flax]

cook what exactly laimer is only slightly better than gore

[long fox]

Tell em lol

[surreal snow]

he runs

goretzka jogs

he can cover up for kimmich

hes just a bad passee

passer

thats where mazraoui comes

to help out

[digital flax]

Have you been watching Maz??

He doesn't invert a lot

[digital flax]

That's the bar low lmao

[exotic python]

W ULI

[long fox]

I run too, sign me

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1680276150625370115?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Uli Hoeneß on Alexander Nübel: "If he find a club, he can go" [@georg_holzner]

Likes

513

Twitter · Jul 15, 2023, 6:00 PM

[humble trench]

Uli owns Tottenham😂

[digital flax]

https://fxtwitter.com/FailComps/status/1680269016126857222?s=20

😭

[thorny hare]

bro seems lost

[exotic python]

U Dont know tuchel then

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-tuchel-thomas-tuchel-antonio-conte-antonio-gif-26476527

The passion of the game

[thorny hare]

not talking abt him?

[exotic python]

My fault OG

[strong saddle]

Lmao

[exotic python]

I fkn love this man

[exotic python]

💀💀

[humble trench]

why are they mad at their owners?

[pale topaz]

probably because

[long fox]

Barca fans..

[pale topaz]

for BVB

Its probably because they bayern won it again

[long fox]

Seems like Barka need some more lashings with the belt

[strong saddle]

God

[long fox]

Rent free

[strong saddle]

Ikr

Tell me about it

[pale topaz]

they still salty about the loses

[long fox]

All the levers they pulled and still ended up gettin twatted on. Clown club

[pale topaz]

if we ever face barcelona again its most likely we will win

[humble trench]

KIM KIM KIM KIM KIM

[strong saddle]

KIM KIM KIM

[strong saddle]

Called us a rat club 😭

[shut tiger]

Bayern munich will win the ucl next season

i pray to god bayern munich wins the ucl next season

[strong saddle]

That would be one of the greatest turnarounds I've seen

[shut tiger]

Bayern will win the ucl

just look at their squad

plus sommer is leaving

we could easily replace him

[pale topaz]

dont think so

something tells me that we arent gonna win it

[shut tiger]

@pale topaz what would u do if we won?

[pale topaz]

celebrate of course

i just got the feeling that we might lose in the knockout stages

[strong saddle]

I'll be happy with a semi final appearance

[pale topaz]

true

better than what we got in the last ucl

[strong saddle]

Mhm

[pale topaz]

anyway

whats new about kane

i know he’s "supposedly” coming in like 3 weeks but what else

[shut tiger]

Sommer is leaving @pale topaz

[pale topaz]

know

[shut tiger]

so we might get someone better

[pale topaz]

dont know how to feel

[shut tiger]

and we got kim min jae and Kyle walker

[pale topaz]

the valencia goalie

[pale topaz]

wtf since when kyle walker

[shut tiger]

Like this month

[shut tiger]

is he any good?

[pale topaz]

Have not seen him personally but think hes good

[shut tiger]

well which gk

[pale topaz]

Confirmed}

?

[shut tiger]

yeah, check Twitter

[pale topaz]

i dont know how to apell his name

mamardisvisha?

hold

Mamardashvili

[modest frost]

Hey with Kane it could happen tbh

[pale topaz]

could be

but what his news

how close are we getting him

[modest frost]

Idk from what I've read, it hasn't evolved too much

I think we made another offer

And apparently he doesn't want to stay at spurs

[pale topaz]

ok

[modest frost]

If he wants trophies, bayern is his best shot so we might have a good shot at getting him

[shut tiger]

pretty close

[pale topaz]

nice

[shut tiger]

probably like a high chance

bayern is willing to spend 100m+

to get harry kanr

kane

according to Twitter

[modest frost]

That much?

[shut tiger]

Yeah

[modest frost]

It's quite a lot for us lmao

But honnestly

Its Kane so why not

[shut tiger]

England's best striker

[modest frost]

Yeah also very experienced at top level

Honnestly

If Müller can stay healthy this year

A UCL with Kane is definitely possible

[thorny spoke]

Who ll be our no 1 after neuer

[dapper geode]

Muller

[digital flax]

Müller then Kimmich

then I hope it's anyone but gore

[deft epoch]

Walker

[humble trench]

laughing for that

just a random slave complaining abut his food

[ancient karma]

lol

[devout edge]

Any1 wanna join the Bayern server

[devout edge]

Bayern r one of the biggest teams in the world

[timid acorn]

Clown

[exotic python]

No soul, No passion?

[exotic python]

I mean he turns 30 This year But still

Class striker

[devout edge]

The main one

[modest frost]

Kane is a crazy man ngl

[hazy knot]

Kane vs Lewandowski

[modest frost]

But thats good, we need someone loyal

[modest frost]

Rn Kane

But otherwise Lewa

[humble trench]

hes turning 30 before start of the season

[inland moth]

he will cook

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1680542498186248192

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Al Nassr are expected to submit an official offer to Sadio Mané and to Bayern within the next 24 hours. The CEO of the Saudi club met with Mané's agent and discussed personal terms [@E_A77]

Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 11:38 AM

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1680569117638574080?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern would let Goretzka go if they get a 'serious offer' of €40-50m. As of now, Tuchel is planning with Konrad Laimer next to Kimmich in midfield. Goretzka does not want to leave (yet), but it remains to be seen whether he'd change his mind depending on game time [@SkySportDE]

Likes

326

Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 1:24 PM

we are a serious club again

😭

[thorny spoke]

Tf No 1 = GK smh

[neon atlas]

Yoooo

[tacit oyster]

@neon atlas

@neon atlas has scored a goal and reached level 5!

[neon atlas]

W

[humble trench]

Future teller 😎

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1680571326589812737?s=20

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 Tottenham want €116M for Harry Kane! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💰

The situation is clear for Daniel Levy: either Kane extends his contract, or he will be sold this summer.

(Source: @lequipe )

Likes

1275

Retweets

104

Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 1:33 PM

[exotic python]

116M?!!!!!!

They will have to sell him for lower

If he wont sign a new deal

[inland moth]

actually fine

since it's in €

that source is kinda weird tho

wouldn't take it too seriously

[pale topaz]

thats overpriced

[thorny hare]

All fake till fabrizio posts

[exotic python]

Yeah i wouldn’t believe it fully

[shut tiger]

We are getting harry kane

[neon atlas]

@humble trench can u help me lul

when ever u write some news can u copy paste in my dms
im working on sports project [like espn]

[neon atlas]

nah fam

thats too much

we are supposed to get him on below 90

[thorny spoke]

Cmon they want 100m pounds

That is so high

[neon atlas]

yhh

i believe in mane if he doesnt leave

💪

gnabry is better than r9
he will be a proper no 9 no cap

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/ronadlo-side-eye-ronaldo-ronaldo-side-eye-gif-27189630

[thorny spoke]

Proper false 9

Cmon dybala > gnabry + mane false 9

[neon atlas]

[shrewd lodge]

sup wam

[humble trench]

My news that I make predictions for?

I legit have no sources just making predictions out here lol

[neon atlas]

bruv

i thought u get news from some bayern staff

[humble trench]

[neon atlas]

or related

[humble trench]

I wish

I just base it off of what seems reasonable and realistic

[neon atlas]

yeah

[neon atlas]

hi

[humble trench]

Think United are selling Fred and Mctominey

And they need an experienced midfielder

[neon atlas]

yessir

[humble trench]

Goretzka fits the narrative

[shrewd lodge]

mbappe fan 🐐

[neon atlas]

goretzka and ah maybe some atletico midfielder?

[neon atlas]

💯

https://tenor.com/view/paris-france-french-tricolor-francais-gif-26203573

[humble trench]

@neon atlas some accounts give fake info anyways

Like Barca and Madrid accounts

And so far I'm more reliable than them

[neon atlas]

ooo

yeah i have seen it

they do anything for follow

[neon atlas]

gnabry is cooking

[teal lily]

kim min jae and de ligt will be class

[teal lily]

watch his napoli clips and see for yourself

[exotic python]

Goated duo

[teal lily]

fr

[tired prism]

Better than pucas pernandez

And upamecano

[exotic python]

Dont give up on him

[pale topaz]

Upamecano is decent he just had some bad games

[tired prism]

I ain't but de ligt and kim are better than him

They should be our first choice cbs

[tired prism]

He was horrendous in the first leg against city

Absolutely pathetic

[pale topaz]

i mean

it coukd be worse

[exotic python]

Yh for sure i believe upa will regain his form

The form he had in the wc

[digital flax]

Bs

Just cuz he had 2 bad games does not mean he’s worse

[modest frost]

I disagree

Upa can show up

He did in the WC

Sure he hasn't been at his best at club level

Give him time

[digital flax]

When Upa is doing well he can do everything an elite defender can do and that is not just defending

[modest frost]

Yeah Upa is really good when he shows up, his season was not the best at Bayern but it should be much better next year already

[digital flax]

On the other hand de ligt struggles in build up, and kmj suffers with long ball from the back

[uneven spruce]

Kane is coming don't worry guys

[tired prism]

Ik

[tired prism]

He needs to be consistent though

[digital flax]

He is???

[tired prism]

Not for Bayern

Not in the last 2 months

[digital flax]

Cuz of only 2 games

[digital flax]

😭😭😭

[exotic python]

Kane is in control

[uneven spruce]

What you on Abt

[digital flax]

2 games = 2 months

[uneven spruce]

I don't care Ik my info

[exotic python]

Kane controls What happens Levy will have to lower the price

Unless he wants to lose out on ~100m

[uneven spruce]

Could care less Blackpool>bayern

[exotic python]

I admire ur passion for trolling

[teal lily]

im scared

im wishing

that he accepts the offer

[humble trench]

Upa CDM in 3-2-4-1

[thorny hare]

How would u line up 3 back?

[exotic python]

Kim, Upa, De ligt

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/curranbop/status/1674462491684876295?s=46

Curran (@CurranBoP)

A brief summary of Kim Min-Jae, since he's moving. (One of my favourite CBs in the T5 leagues right now)

Pros:
High volume passer with very open body orientation, receives well on his back foot and turns into space
Will constantly look to play positively, can run build up…

Twitter · Jun 29, 2023, 4:59 PM

He plays them but sometimes miss em

[neon atlas]

yessir

whats kim height?

[atomic comet]

6'2

or 1.9m

[neon atlas]

damn thats great

cant wait to see kim scoring power header and bodying halland

[humble trench]

We play City in 10 days

If we win that (idc if friendly) we're surely winning UCL

[thorny hare]

With what striker

Injured moting?

[long fox]

Calm tf down lol

[humble trench]

I just said 1 statement lol

[humble trench]

Gnabry 🧑‍🍳

[thorny hare]

🔥

[digital flax]

Headache

[exotic python]

Chill out bro😭

[long fox]

Don't stoop down to United fans' level. They win one friendly and all of a sudden they winnin the quad

[humble trench]

Nah thing is we have a squad that can challenge for the UCL

Apart from a CDM

They have a squad that challenges for top 4 and europa

That's the difference between us

Last year we lost to City 1-0 in a friendly

Which later ended up in us losing 4-1 but mostly upa's fault

And sommer a bit

[neon atlas]

we have the german r9

[humble trench]

With Kane and a CDM our squad can surely compete with City

They're losing important players anyways like Laporte, Gundogan, Bernando

And a few more

[long fox]

ST? Kane ain't a done deal lol

[humble trench]

Doesn't matter if Kane or Vlaho

Anyone that isn't average like Choupo

Or playing one of our wingers as a ST

[exotic python]

Vlaho reached a personal agreement with psg

[long fox]

I say De Ligt ST if Kane doesn't happen

[pale topaz]

wtf

[humble trench]

Doesn't mean anything tbh

[long fox]

or Pavard if we don't sell him to City

[humble trench]

If we go for him he'll agree with us as well

[long fox]

De Ligt ST szn

[pale topaz]

why him

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1680649929000202240?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Dreesen, from his previous role as CFO working under Rummenigge, is aware that transfers work best when they are carried out in secret. Following Hoeneß' statements yesterday, there are fears at Bayern that the price tag for Kane could now be even higher [@mano_bonke]

Likes

172

Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 6:45 PM

[pale topaz]

how much is spurs wanting

[long fox]

He played a game as ST with us last szn iirc. Forgot which game tho lol

[pale topaz]

oh yeah i forgo

[pale topaz]

it was against gladbach i think

yeah it was

[neon atlas]

add maharez and walker

[pale topaz]

i dont want to be that guy but i dont think mahrez was that important

[humble trench]

According to lequipe around £100m

So €116m

[pale topaz]

Thats overpriced to be honest

[humble trench]

Its a fair deal

Mane money should cover it

[neon atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/fc-bayern-fcb-bayern-bayern-munich-bayern-munchen-gif-15248539

bro is cooking

its his szn

F kane

116 is too much man

[long fox]

Not a reliable source

[neon atlas]

should focus on vlaho

or goncalo

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-kane-shhh-footballer-gif-17936295

[humble trench]

If we play Gnabry as a 9 don't even expect to make it past the group stages😂

[long fox]

Man said goncalo 💀

[neon atlas]

ramos is good

[humble trench]

Unexperienced

We need a proper 9

[neon atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/gnabry-serge-gnabry-gnabry-bayern-gnabry-bayern-munchen-gnabry-bayern-munich-gif-26401143

nah fam

[humble trench]

And Benfica demand around €120m for him

[exotic python]

I say This everytime we will get kane for cheaper

Kane is in control

He really wants Bayern by the looks of it

I dont see Why he should extend with spurs

[humble trench]

Kane is our first option, then maybe Vlaho and then Ramos

[exotic python]

Bro Ramos aint even on our list

[humble trench]

Dreaming if free

That's why we have to dream

[exotic python]

I feel u dawg

[neon atlas]

vlaho will be next raul if he joins us

raul from madrid

fr

[humble trench]

Just let it go bro

[tacit oyster]

@humble trench

@lofty ferry has scored a goal and reached level 1!

[neon atlas]

!rank

[humble trench]

He has potential and Alegri ruins it

[exotic python]

100%

[humble trench]

Let me cook

Playing that 3-1-4-2 FC Bayern fans ball

[exotic python]

Tuchel 3 atb i will be there

[digital flax]

You see, not a single good take here

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1680649925757923328?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

The people involved in the negotiations for Harry Kane (Dreesen, Neppe) would like to conclude the transfer in secret. Dreesen in particular was upset that the meeting with Daniel Levy in London became public [@mano_bonke, @tzmuenchen]

Likes

1003

Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 6:45 PM

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1680631789641973763

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Uli Hoeneß says he doesn't want to buy an 'expensive goalkeeper' to 'not put pressure on Neuer': "If we were to buy an expensive goalkeeper now, that wouldn't be good. The goal is for Manuel to be #1. We have to do everything to create a comfortable atmosphere without pressure":

Likes

875

Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 5:33 PM

Mamardashvili still coming

idc

[exotic python]

Bro i love uli

[inland moth]

nah bruv

[exotic python]

Literally does things exactly How i want em done

[inland moth]

If we don't sign a gk we're finished

[exotic python]

Ofc were gonna sign one

[inland moth]

a Young one

hopefully

😭

no 33 year old

[thorny hare]

he should stop talking

he might have blown the kane deal

by talking smack

[exotic python]

We should sign that ukrainian keeper

[exotic python]

He talked well about kane and his family tho

[tidal hornet]

But it’s Levy we have to deal with now

[exotic python]

Kane is in control tho

[tidal hornet]

Levy wants money but we don’t know how much

[exotic python]

He Said the asking price was 116m

Bro This is literally killing me

[tidal hornet]

When? I thought the most recent negotiations that Dreesen and Neppe took part in was to do with finding out the exact price

[exotic python]

We are immune to signing strikers

[strong saddle]

^

our kryptonite

[exotic python]

According to lequipe Levy is asking for 116m

[exotic python]

Bro its literally tearing me apart

[strong saddle]

we've gone through so many options

[exotic python]

Istg man

[strong saddle]

im trying to be patient but that is quite literally on 1mm string

[inland moth]

fair

[exotic python]

If we end up with fullkrug i will end it all

[inland moth]

same

[exotic python]

Its so hard to stay optimistic abt this

I want to all the time But we make Big progress then face Big setbacks

Over and over again

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1680649929000202240?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Dreesen, from his previous role as CFO working under Rummenigge, is aware that transfers work best when they are carried out in secret. Following Hoeneß' statements yesterday, there are fears at Bayern that the price tag for Kane could now be even higher [@mano_bonke]

Likes

564

Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 6:45 PM

Kane for 116 mil €

and we good

[exotic python]

Bro i wont go over 100m for him

[thorny hare]

95m + 20 m bonus (if we win ucl)

[exotic python]

Would like that

[inland moth]

vlahovic is likely leaving Juventus

[exotic python]

For psg

[inland moth]

yeah

So either kane David or Füllkrug

[exotic python]

Honestly man i would gladly take David rn

[thorny hare]

what about ramos

[inland moth]

no

[thorny hare]

fülle aint bad, if kane is coming for free

he can be part time

till next window

[exotic python]

Cant say anything on This tbh havent rly watched him play

[thorny hare]

good enough for league

7 group games

[inland moth]

no

no

no

[thorny hare]

u good?

[exotic python]

Fulle is finished sadly

[thorny hare]

bro had the golden boot with bremen, while beeing out for half hte season

[exotic python]

That one goal in the wc got u thinking different

[thorny hare]

how

[exotic python]

Bro What happened to muani

I should just stop following everything and just Wait for the season to start and see then if we have a striker

[humble trench]

Muani to Spurs

That's what

[exotic python]

He should stay in Frankfurt if thats the case

I love How Swedish media is referring to psg as ”Big club”

[atomic comet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1680689246619803648?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

There are still details left to be clarified before Kim Min-jae's transfer can be announced. All parties are optimistic the move will be completed soon. Ideally, Kim would like to join the team during the second half of the Tegernsee training camp [@kessler_philipp, @mano_bonke]

Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 9:21 PM

[humble trench]

KIM KIM KIM KIM IKIM

[thorny hare]

muani aint a good 9

got no box presence ngl

lowkey think for bayern füllkrug> muani

[exotic python]

I mean he kind of lacks composure But he’s young

[thorny hare]

Why wouldn’t we just use tel then?

[exotic python]

True

[earnest sedge]

[modest frost]

Let him cook

[shut tiger]

@humble trench how much do you love bayern

Bayern casually beating bvb 6-0 :

[inland moth]

it's a joke

[shut tiger]

ik

Upamaguire is the best player ever!

nah

tbh it depends on the way the formation id

is

if it's suited for harry maguire

then he can join

because harry maguire doesn't have good pace

[humble trench]

kxgsdgsg

[strong saddle]

1984

[strong saddle]

they need help

[exotic python]

😂

[modest frost]

Camera wohoo

[humble trench]

1860 munchen on top wohoo

[exotic python]

Damn

[hoary token]

L

[humble trench]

L

[inland moth]

lmao

[exotic python]

How many strikes is a ban lmao?

Oh

[long fox]

Damn, forgot I had a bot named after me lmfao

[strong saddle]

the 🥺 was unneeded

[inland moth]

amateur

the slur was

[hoary token]

Will i get strike for saying monkey

[inland moth]

I don't speak spaghetti

😭

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-druski-gif-20560325

[inland moth]

that's just an animal

why strike

[hoary token]

Exactly

[tropic wind]

This channel is not for discussing strikes

Pretty sure it says #bayern-munich

[hoary token]

But monkey is my favourite animal

[inland moth]

he's staying

alhamduilah

[exotic python]

Easily

Havent u seen How much he’s been laughing in training

W gravenberch and musiala

Ong

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1680689246619803648

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

There are still details left to be clarified before Kim Min-jae's transfer can be announced. All parties are optimistic the move will be completed soon. Ideally, Kim would like to join the team during the second half of the Tegernsee training camp [@kessler_philipp, @mano_bonke]

Likes

1215

Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 9:21 PM

[humble trench]

Ghosting like a certain goat vs Bayern

🥶

[inland moth]

Braithwaite

💯

[thorny spoke]

Ofc now Bellingham is rma player so barca kids say pedri >>

[humble trench]

It's facts?

Bellingham has every tax in the world

And #1 is bc he's english

[neon atlas]

Bambi owns all of these wonders

[exotic python]

Factual

[humble trench]

Lol

i love PSG ultras 😍😍 they are real fans of the club

[humble trench]

Musiala > Pedri > Bellingham

[humble trench]

tf is pedri

[exotic python]

PSG are trying to get kane rn aswell and they want to make a swap deal with Xavi simons💀

[proper wind]

kane rejected psg

they offered a much bigger salary and told spurs they'd be ready to pay 100m straight up

kane said no he only wants bayern

[exotic python]

My striker

[proper wind]

fr

oh

we play them tomorrow 💀

[humble trench]

Gnabry 5 goals cooking

[proper wind]

mané remontada szn 🔥

[humble trench]

musiala hattrick

de ligt goal

i will be there

[proper wind]

only 4???

goretzka got a hat trick against these lot

whatever you say

just a friendly tho

doesnt really matter

i just wanna see some good football

is laimer injured

[neon atlas]

start tel

[exotic python]

Sommer hattrick

[exotic python]

They Rly get off on getting destroyed

[neon atlas]

cant wait to see milan madrid as well

[exotic python]

He was in training dont think so

[neon atlas]

would be interesting to see madrid without benzi

[exotic python]

Wrong person my bad

Its hard to realize that kimmich is getting old

[neon atlas]

he will be consistent

till 33-34 ig

dybala is 26

[humble trench]

No

He's 29

[opal wing]

Nah Dybala is still a youngster

[knotty basin]

When we getting Kane here

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1680908675995561986

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

PSG still believe in their chance to sign Harry Kane despite his preference for Bayern. The French side is trying to convince Kane, and if they manage to do so, they would be ready to make an 'offer Tottenham can't refuse'. Their plan B includes Vlahović [@Santi_J_FM]

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Twitter · Jul 17, 2023, 11:53 AM

sadly psg don't have enough pull

[knotty basin]

Bro make a quick decision

Either pay or move on

Or just buy Vlahovic like who needs Kane when u got Vlahovic

[inland moth]

can't if levy won't say the price

We'll probably bid 100-110 mil

he's coming home

[long fox]

Look at these lot tryna be relevant

[strong saddle]

PSG want Vlahovic

That's not saying we should go for him if all else fails

[exotic python]

Psg aint the godfather😭

[thorny hare]

Pedri over Bellingham is crazy

[humble trench]

Barca without Pedri are finished

[ancient karma]

Musiala > Bellinghamburger > Pedigree

[loud plank]

https://garticphone.com/it/?c=0300a3ba84

https://garticphone.com/it/?c=0300a3ba84

https://garticphone.com/it/?c=0300a3ba84

https://garticphone.com/it/?c=0300a3ba84

[ancient karma]

lol

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1680933103173345283?s=20

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Bayern CEO Dreesen on Harry Kane: “It's no secret that we're very interested in Kane. Everything Uli Hoeness said is correct”. 🔴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

“But it's best for us to stick with what Thomas Tuchel said. The grass doesn't grow faster when you pull it…”.

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Twitter · Jul 17, 2023, 1:30 PM

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1680951119588077571

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Kim Min-jae to Bayern is now fully done. The last details between Napoli & Bayern have been finalized. FCB paid the release clause, while Napoli will have a % sell-on and some performance related add-ons. Kim will sign his contract at the weekend [@sebnonda, @Santi_J_FM]

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Twitter · Jul 17, 2023, 2:42 PM

buying our 3rd kit with Kim

away kit with Kane

home kit already with Musiala

Tweeted

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Dreesen on his trip to London to meet Levy: "From my experience, not only in football but also life in general, the best way to get results is to be friendly with each other. That describes the trip best" [@_kochmaximilian]

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Twitter · Jul 17, 2023, 2:48 PM

[exotic python]

??

[exotic python]

Same

I want a kane kit man

It would be so fire

[exotic python]

I love it

[timid acorn]

@modern escarp

[exotic python]

weird people man

[tired prism]

Kane is coming to Bavaria

Levy can piss off

[true tendon]

Should make a go fund me to fund the rest of the transfer lmao

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/alphonso-davies-phonzy-fcb-bayern20-fcbtsg-gif-20205469

This looks sexy

[thorny hare]

nah needa get sane in there

müller way past his prime

[exotic python]

Bro If u look at all the games muller started last season you will see that they went better than the other games when he didnt start

Would rather take coman over muller

And over sane

@light sparrow

Secret Bayern fan

[light sparrow]

I'm scared 😭

[exotic python]

Why lol

Crazy how Leipzig just offloaded all of their best players

[tired prism]

We still need him

It's evident after what happened last season

Bench Muller and lose

He's that important

Tuchel needs to realize that

Otherwise he'll have to follow Nagelsmann

[humble trench]

Take out Walker lol

Put Maz or Coman

He doesn't offer more than both of them offensively

[tidal hornet]

Even when Müller himself can’t do much in the match, he still helps the rest of the team manage more

[tired prism]

Exactly

Muller defines this club

[tired prism]

I don't want Walker to even join lol

I'd rather keep pavard

[nova escarp]

Dude unless Mbappe goes to Madrid who is breaking that defense

[tired prism]

Wout Weghorst

Lmao

[exotic python]

looks like a wall

[exotic python]

Cant even drive the ball

We got Walker just to pocket vini

Clever move

[tired prism]

Not confirmed yet

[exotic python]

Personal agreement with the player is done due to some sources

[tired prism]

And I'm unsure about this signing

[exotic python]

And if you know pep he lets players go really easily

Plus he has a good relationship to bayern

[modern escarp]

Sorry I was working, I trust this has been taken care of?

[tired prism]

What if we keep pavard?

Walker is old

[exotic python]

People are weird

[thorny hare]

he doesnt want to stay no?

[exotic python]

He wants to play cb and he doesnt fit there for us

[tired prism]

That's true

But is walker really the answer?

[exotic python]

He got 2 years of juice left man easy

[tired prism]

He'll take game time away from maz

[exotic python]

Competition with maz

We only had stanisic before

[timid acorn]

work harder in job ig

[modern escarp]

I agree

[timid acorn]

No offence

[tired prism]

Stanisic is a future starter

[timid acorn]

Good way

[modern escarp]

Nah I'm off now lol

Stores closed

[exotic python]

Yup

[timid acorn]

I can't get the trip wire sound of cod

Out of ne

Me

Help.

[light sparrow]

Nightmare scenes 😭

[humble trench]

Does he know?

[tidal hornet]

Part of the reason we want Kane is to help get more English players into the Bundesliga. Walker helps with that

[thorny hare]

why would we want that??

and where are you getting that info from

[humble trench]

TT doesn't care about english players

He just wants Walker cause he's good ig

[exotic python]

💀

[tidal hornet]

I’m sure I read that a few weeks ago. Bayern want Kane because he’s the kind of striker they’re interested in, but also because he’s the English captain and can help convince other English players consider playing in the Bundesliga more

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1673722941622697984

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern are impressed by Kane's professionalism & character. They see him as important voice & role model in the dressing room. Signing the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 captain would also raise Bayern’s profile in the English-speaking media, which is of importance to their branding efforts [@TheAthleticFC]

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Twitter · Jun 27, 2023, 4:00 PM

Close enough

[thorny hare]

not at all

[tidal hornet]

Either way, Bayern want a better reputation or representation in England and Kane could help with that

Walker would add onto it too

[thorny hare]

ye, but its not about players

big difference

and walker

doesnt have a good public image

[humble trench]

KIM KIM KIM KIM KIM KIM KIM

[tidal hornet]

I’m sure some interest will cross over

[tidal hornet]

I have no idea about this. Would be sad if he actually sabotages Bayern trying to reach out in this way

[exotic python]

KIM KIM KIM KIM KIM KIM

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1680975948508798976?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Daniel Levy has reiterated internally a few days ago that he would not sell Harry Kane this summer. The Spurs boss is hoping that Kane would extend his contract on significantly better terms over the course of the coming season [@mano_bonke, @kessler_philipp]

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Twitter · Jul 17, 2023, 4:21 PM

sign someone else then

[tidal hornet]

Then why do Bayern still have any hope they can get him now?

[inland moth]

idk

[exotic python]

Well he wont sign lmao

[inland moth]

maybe try vlahovic hijack

or get David

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-neymar-team-brazil-lost-defeated-gif-22641705

Someone kick Levy the terroristt out

[long fox]

This Voldemort lookin lil prick

[tidal hornet]

Also, why wouldn’t Levy openly declare that Kane is untouchable or something to stop clubs wasting his time if he’s not going to sell anyway?

[long fox]

I needa spar this guy

[exotic python]

He looks like fkn Ben Kingsley

[atomic comet]

Imagine David and Davies in the same club team

[inland moth]

brotha finally has someone from Canada

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/iniesta-futbol-soccer-futebol-barecelona-gif-5692343

https://tenor.com/view/neymar-jr-lionel-messi-barca-barcelona-bromance-gif-17678330

[inland moth]

levy can suck a fat one

sign someone before it's too late

[exotic python]

Hate him

[inland moth]

we have to put in our best bid faster

see what happens

[exotic python]

I agree

[thorny hare]

idk what we waiting for

[strong saddle]

Aight

I've accepted that we won't get a striker this summer

[inland moth]

no

not again

[strong saddle]

The downfall begins

[inland moth]

nah nah

[long fox]

This channel...

[inland moth]

we're signing a striker

[long fox]

Always miserable, just stfu lmao

[inland moth]

for me it's

Kane > Vlahovic > David

[thorny hare]

not for you

just facts

tho i do think, ramos shouldnt be left out

[light sparrow]

Wasn't kane almost confirmed? At least that's the impression I have (not following that closely)

[inland moth]

True

[thorny hare]

all these twiitter clowns

[inland moth]

Problem with ramos

[thorny hare]

just making it up

all the info just fake

[inland moth]

he plays in Portugal

[thorny hare]

so?

[inland moth]

don't want to end up with a nunez situation

[thorny hare]

my darwizzy

[neon atlas]

just sign david

he goes for 50 right?

height dont really matter
pepsi scored 91 while being 5'7

[thorny hare]

average ball knowledge

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/luis-suárez-luis-suárez-crying-llorando-gif-21662569

[exotic python]

Everyone aint Messi

He’s the goat

[shut tiger]

I love bayern munich

[neon atlas]

dont underestimate short strikers🔥

we are going back to our 1980s prime

david is a proper gred muller replacement

[humble trench]

He mid

[inland moth]

shut

you fraud

better then gnabry St

or choupo

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1680998413482053637

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

PSG believe Kane's preferred destination is Bayern, but if a deal cannot be reached, the French club will be ready to offer more money to Spurs and try to convince the striker to join them. PSG are ready to spend €100m and that could increase if Mbappé is sold [@LaurensJulien]

Twitter · Jul 17, 2023, 5:50 PM

So it's in our hands

[humble trench]

Of course but still mid

Just get fullkrug at that point

[humble trench]

Wtf we gonna do with David for 55-60M

[inland moth]

blud said Füllkrug

finna lose the league

[inland moth]

more then Füllkrug and Choupo-Moting together

[thorny hare]

he good bro

stop sleeping on fülle

[inland moth]

nah

yall weird

[humble trench]

Nah you are

[inland moth]

nah

you are finished blud

[keen inlet]

tinpot club

[inland moth]

8-2

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681011181169831936?t=0gMMdq_yun3gEf0d5-G_6A&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Harry Kane has no interest in joining Paris Saint-Germain this summer, leaving Tottenham facing a straight fight with Bayern Munich to keep hold of the striker [@Matt_Law_DT]

Twitter · Jul 17, 2023, 6:41 PM

[keen inlet]

one of the biggest robberies in history

[inland moth]

Beatings

[tidal hornet]

You want a second leg to see how far we can push the aggregate?

[inland moth]

lmao

[keen inlet]

5-0

againnst wadblach or whatever that little club is called

[keen inlet]

it will never happen again

[inland moth]

Gladbach > Barcelona ig

💀

[keen inlet]

barcelona doesnt lose 5-0 to midtable teams like wadblach

[inland moth]

warra UEL against Frankfurt

[keen inlet]

warra ucl for bayern 2023

disaster class

[inland moth]

warra Knockout stage

[long fox]

Wtf's a Barka fan doin here? lmao

[strong saddle]

Warra group stage

[keen inlet]

harry kane is going to reject u tinpot club

[strong saddle]

He won't?

[keen inlet]

keep begging for 29 year olds to join in ur farmers league

[strong saddle]

Okay

Have fun!

[inland moth]

he already agreed to join tho

[keen inlet]

warra great victories against wadblach and mudgart fc

[strong saddle]

Warra ucl

[long fox]

Someone's still mad about gettin spanked by Bayern every season

[strong saddle]

Venting

[inland moth]

brotha can't handle it

😭

[keen inlet]

ucl barca 2024

[long fox]

Campeon, how bout pull a few more levers? You might make the RO16 this time

[strong saddle]

Man we should really have it like the wc where you needed the role to view this channel

[strong saddle]

Fantasizing about Messi joining y'all again are you

[long fox]

Nice edit lmfao

[strong saddle]

Kekw

[long fox]

Even he admitted that Barca's a tinpot club

[keen inlet]

bayern isnt even a home

[keen inlet]

proof>

?

[tidal hornet]

KIM KIM KIM KIM KIM KIM KIM

[strong saddle]

I did notice

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/barca-thua-rồi-gif-18116211

[keen inlet]

i was writing another edit so i had to rewrite

[keen inlet]

lucky win

[strong saddle]

Lmfao

lUcKy WiN

[long fox]

This guy lmfao

Rent free

[inland moth]

trolling

[strong saddle]

We won the sextuple that year

What's your excuse for those huh?

"it was luck based and robberies"

[keen inlet]

warra 3peat for bayern

warra treble

[strong saddle]

The infamous Messi face plant

[keen inlet]

even ur best player rejected ur club for barca

[inland moth]

Gerd Müller didn't tho

[keen inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/champions-league-barcelona-uef-achampions-gif-5619447

farmers league club speaking?

[long fox]

Your owners speaking

Campeon, go be obsessed somewhere else lol

[keen inlet]

cap

thats why u win 12 times in a row

truly el classico germanqo

[strong saddle]

Please cry in your channel

Por favor?

[keen inlet]

i have defeated u all like barca defeates bayern for ucl treble

[strong saddle]

What

Mc

No

A side character with one line

[long fox]

least autistic Barca fan

[strong saddle]

And never seen again

[keen inlet]

83

[keen inlet]

im here

[strong saddle]

He is

Just barely

[humble trench]

KIM KIM KIM KIM KIM

[keen inlet]

lucas hernandez rejected ur club

[strong saddle]

Yeah he's a snake

[keen inlet]

he saw the dustbin that bayern was and left lMAOO

[long fox]

Man has every club role just to go and cry bout his tiny lil club

[strong saddle]

We don't want him anymore

[strong saddle]

He cried in all of them

[keen inlet]

Barca will be remembered for a thousand years while bayern will be forgotten by 2032

[strong saddle]

I'll bet my life savings on that

[strong saddle]

I'll buy you a pacifier

Nail in the head

[keen inlet]

now lets look at national teams

fake list

spain is 2nd

[strong saddle]

Fake list?

[long fox]

4 WCs and 3 Euros to 1 WC and 2 Euros

lol

[strong saddle]

^

[keen inlet]

teams weren't in their prime

[strong saddle]

He'll just bring up

Nvm

[keen inlet]

uefa is owned by german football federation

[long fox]

[humble trench]

where are the russian clubs?

[strong saddle]

Npc

[strong saddle]

Not you

[keen inlet]

its common knowledge that uefa is in league with GFA

[humble trench]

?

[strong saddle]

I think that can be found in #other-european-leagues

I don't really know

[humble trench]

ohhh

[strong saddle]

Idk

Some bullcrap

[long fox]

Muted

Thank me later lol

[strong saddle]

Fucka

He had his time

[humble trench]

Why Mia and not Mia San Mia?

🏃‍♂️

LOL

gotta change my name now

[humble trench]

Based

[humble trench]

Didn't add them cuz they weren't close to glory and bottled it as often as these two

Fair enough, that bottling is humongous

Bro who kept inviting that camp barca fraud

[slim mason]

And every other club role

[neon atlas]

lol

[humble trench]

How many Mia's are there that support Bayern

[neon atlas]

😩 imagine mia's not supporting bayern

[humble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/bebeyimmm-gif-25892929

She is one

West Ham fan

🫵

Boyfriend?

Didn't realize Mia underwent a surgery to become a male

[strong saddle]

Oh ma god

[exotic python]

KIM KIM KIM KIM KIM

We got a Big korean in our defence named kim

[humble trench]

Which Mia

@humble trench you related to the old mia?

[humble trench]

U guess 🫣

We gotta know the truth

[humble trench]

what old mia

There was another Mia that was a Bayern fan

She left like 2-3 months ago idk why

oh ?

is she russian?

[exotic python]

U be supporting every team

[humble trench]

i guess

[humble trench]

No

[exotic python]

Why

[humble trench]

Lmao

i don’t support every club i just clicked on every role

[humble trench]

To complete the infinity gauntlet

[exotic python]

I will make my next gf a Bayern fan

[long fox]

Mia Khalifa

[exotic python]

💀💀

[humble trench]

[humble trench]

Tell us ur secrets

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

Which team do u support

Ok old Mia is from Australia

Confusion cleared up

[humble trench]

W

[humble trench]

Only to find out she's a Barca fan 😔

[long fox]

Would be more fitting if she was a Barca fan actually cuz..... yea, I'll get banned if I say it lol

[humble trench]

Ik what you mean

Lol

[exotic python]

And think Messi still plays there

[humble trench]

Smartest Barca fan

[exotic python]

One of my best friends irl is a Barca fan cant do him like that💀

Bro upa was so good in the WC final

I hope to see more of that next szn

[humble trench]

I also have a good friend that's a barca fan

[exotic python]

Nice nice

[humble trench]

Building a bayern barca friendship

We make the jokes while they aren't laughing

[long fox]

Blast Bayern's goal song on max volume while he's sleeping

[humble trench]

I dislike barca after Messi left the club 🤷‍♀️

So messi fan

[humble trench]

Well he would leave at some point, seems like u liked Barca only because of him

But it's fine, ur choice

[humble trench]

I liked 2009-2018 barca

[neon atlas]

so bandwagon?

[humble trench]

idk

i just liked it

[neon atlas]

the only time i fell in love w barca is when neymar carried their ahh in semis vs psg

[exotic python]

8-2

[long fox]

It didn't play there sadly

[humble trench]

Football was good until 2015-2016 for me, after that had to watch Messi try to do solo carryjob under Valverde

Now my eyes bleed when the likes of Raphinha and Kessie are playing

Nice

[exotic python]

Ik But i just love that scoreline

[humble trench]

what happened to Müller tho

[exotic python]

Muscle injury

In training

[exotic python]

The little boy from rosario

I’m so pleased we got Kim man what a talent

[pale topaz]

Argentina on behalf of

[modest frost]

Buy 2020 jersey

Müller

And order it with number 82

He will love it!!

[modest frost]

Germany is the second most successful nation in world cup

And the most successful nation in Euro

[thorny hare]

warra kane transfer

[modest frost]

Muller is still one of our most important player tho

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-guts-crying-anime-gif-9027702

[exotic python]

I say the same

He’s a leader

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/LeroyPrince77/status/1680980088127365121?s=20

L.Prince 👑 (@LeroyPrince77)

Speed x Musiala is the last thing I thought I’d see 😭

Likes

736

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jul 17, 2023, 4:37 PM

[exotic python]

Lmaooo

Musiala chill asf

[humble trench]

kim kim KIM KIM KIM KIM

PLS ANNOUINCE TNOFGUHT

TONIGHT

[proper wind]

KIM KIM KIM KIM

[golden dagger]

Kimmich*

[mint lagoon]

hmm

[neon atlas]

lol

[humble trench]

did this happen?

[exotic python]

Yes

[humble trench]

i love kimmichhh

[static matrix]

How's my brothers at Bayern doing

[humble trench]

He's being announced in the weekend

[maiden salmon]

She was and I made her a Bayern fan

[exotic python]

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681229894850625537

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

In addition to Leon Goretzka, Joshua Kimmich is also no longer untouchable at Bayern. The club's bosses would at least be willing to talk, should they receive a big offer for Kimmich, according to @georg_holzner, @kicker

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 9:10 AM

?????

WHAT ARE WE DOING

[exotic python]

?????

[humble trench]

HELL NAH

[exotic python]

https://twitter.com/barcatimes/status/1681230128246824961?s=46

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes)

🚨💣 | Joshua Kimmich (previously linked to Barça) is NO longer untouchable at Bayern. Should a high offer come, the Bayern bosses would be willing to start talks. [@georg_holzner] 🇩🇪

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Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 9:11 AM

😂😂

Ofc They will tweet it too

[ancient karma]

https://youtu.be/67UXyHrVDUA

watch this

[tacit oyster]

@ancient karma

@ancient karma has scored a goal and reached level 2!

[ancient karma]

🇼

[ancient karma]

ahem

[humble trench]

bruh

[ancient karma]

yay somebody

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/FCBMDaily/status/1681241738508107777?t=OTjRh421vIVW2lIR2lie8g&s=19 KIM KIM KIM KIM

Bayern Daily (@FCBMDaily)

📰 – Kim is expected to join the team tonight.

[@Plettigoal,🥇]

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 9:57 AM

[ancient karma]

YEEEEE

Now a CF

Kane eze

[proper wind]

harry kane

hurricane

[ancient karma]

lol

in the ucl

[humble trench]

kim already arrived in munchen