bayern-munich

[proper wind]

not fully fit but idk?

[tidal hornet]

Only a minor injury. Could still play a few mins

[cursive herald]

MAINZ COME ON

COME ON

LETS GOOOOO

[tired prism]

GOAL?

[hoary token]

MAINZ

MAINZ

CMON

CMON

[proper wind]

MAINZ

OH MY GOD MAINZ

[cursive herald]

MAINZZZZZZ

COME ON

[exotic python]

MAINZ GET IN

[tired prism]

LETS GO

Bottlejob of the century about to happen

[proper wind]

inshaAllah

[cursive herald]

INSHALLAH

INSHALLAH BAYERN WIN

[tidal hornet]

Dortmund given a penalty

[exotic python]

My heart man my god

Ffs

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-hot-sweat-sweaty-nervous-gif-21026685

[tidal hornet]

Dortmund missed

[exotic python]

No way

[tidal hornet]

Mainz stay up 1-0

[exotic python]

U gotta be kidding

Haller😭

[hoary token]

God is with us

[exotic python]

MIA SAN MIA

[hoary token]

Lets all pray

[light sparrow]

🙏

[tired prism]

WHICH GAME ARE Y'ALL WATCHING?

[hoary token]

None

Im in the gym

[tidal hornet]

I can only watch the Dortmund match

[tired prism]

I can only watch the bayern one

Another pen?

[exotic python]

I’m wathching the Bayern game

[tidal hornet]

Dortmund weren't given the second pen

[tired prism]

How?

W

[cursive herald]

How tf are we first

I am genuinely confused

Are Dortmund that bad

[hoary token]

No goals

Please

NO MORE GOALS

[tidal hornet]

Mainz are genuinely giving it a go

Mainz 2-0

[hoary token]

OMG

OMG

[tidal hornet]

Dortmund defenders asleep

[exotic python]

😭😭😭

[proper wind]

MAINZ OMG

[exotic python]

WTF

[proper wind]

💀💀

[light sparrow]

I can't believe it

!!

[exotic python]

Am i dreaming?

Bro be in good spirits

Bro is pessimistic asf

[tidal hornet]

To be fair, we've had a few matches this season where Bayern fall asleep after scoring their first goal

[exotic python]

True true

We need a 2nd goal soon

[humble trench]

oh my gos i cant believe it

[exotic python]

I’m there!

[humble trench]

DEUTSCHER MEISTER WIRD NUR DER BAYERN

[exotic python]

Chill yall

[hoary token]

True

Its not over

[humble trench]

Dortmund falls apart when a little bit of pressure is put on them

I cant like this Mainz counter attack is so beautiful

[exotic python]

I’m focusing on our game rn we need a 2nd goal

[humble trench]

my tv doesnt stream that game unfortunately

[exotic python]

Köln be applying pressure

[exotic python]

Damn

[tired prism]

Yup

[hallow plaza]

dortmund biggest bottlejobs

[vague quiver]

Congratulations Bayern on winning the bundesliga for the 10th time in a row

[tired prism]

I can't watch the bvb game

[tired prism]

11th

[exotic python]

Bvb heritage

[hoary token]

Im so nervous

[humble trench]

not yet

[vague quiver]

Trust me they've won it

[exotic python]

Köln could still make it 1-1 against us

[hallow plaza]

nah not even bottling at this point they never had a lead 💀💀

[vague quiver]

You guys will win even with a tie

[regal axle]

a draw is still enough

gd is a mountain to climb

[exotic python]

Bvb are 1 point up If we tie

[vague quiver]

Dortmund are massive bottlers and you guys aren't

[tired prism]

Not for us

[humble trench]

Im not celebrating until final whistle

[tired prism]

Mainz pls score

[humble trench]

dortmund has 1 point ahead if we draw

cant let this happen

[exotic python]

I’m sweating like crazy

[hallow plaza]

bro they are up 2-0 why do you want dortmund to endure more pain 💀😭

[tired prism]

To guarantee us the league

I trust mainz more than bayern

To score

[vague quiver]

Dortmund don't comeback though they're the ones that get comebacked on

[exotic python]

Insane If we win the title without a fit striker lmao

[tired prism]

And the worst thing is Dortmund are at home lmao

Yellow wall

[exotic python]

Thats so painful

[proper wind]

hopefully we get a 2nd soon

[hallow plaza]

bayern is lucky they arent nearly as big as bottlers as dortmund hotspurs

[exotic python]

We need another goal

[proper wind]

we do

[regal axle]

yeah just realized

[exotic python]

Need coman to score another screamer

[regal axle]

this is funny if any

they had it

it was in their plate

and yet they found a way 😭

[humble trench]

someone watching koln v bayern

[exotic python]

Coman always turn up in important games

[humble trench]

whats going on

my tv isnt streaming it

[hallow plaza]

dortmund hotspurs 😭💀

[exotic python]

Köln pressuring us

[humble trench]

we are able to bottle it?

[hallow plaza]

really has de gea of bundesliga and got a bundesliga tots

[exotic python]

Sane stop screaming and play defence

[humble trench]

well this isnt good

[tired prism]

Me

[hallow plaza]

mainz has a W season rn

beating bayern and dortmund probably

[exotic python]

Underrated team

[hallow plaza]

fr

[tired prism]

We aren't playing well atm

[proper wind]

fr

[hallow plaza]

if dortmund win the leauge bayern get 2nd and they can face barca in the ucl

[proper wind]

yo what

[wise bolt]

lol

[hallow plaza]

in groups

[proper wind]

going more defensive?

[hallow plaza]

i dont even care too much about bundesliga i wanna see bayern destroy my rivals barca

[hoary token]

Im more scared of bayern drawing then dortmund winning

[exotic python]

Barca will be happy If we win

Always screaming to the ref

[proper wind]

my friend is a barca fan he was PRAYING with me for bayern to win

[exotic python]

💀

[hoary token]

Np we will get them in the round of 16

[exotic python]

My heart is racing

[hallow plaza]

im mostly a madrid fan so i wouldnt be to affected if bayern got 2nd

[tired prism]

Saneeee

2-0

[light sparrow]

Before today I was so sure there was no hope for bayern but now...

[tired prism]

COME ON

[hoary token]

?

[humble trench]

IN DAHMEN QE TRUST

[exotic python]

IM SORRY SANE

I WILL NEVER DOUBT U

[hoary token]

Cmon guys

[exotic python]

U BEAUTIFUL MAN

[hoary token]

NO MORE GOALS

NO MORE

[proper wind]

SANEEEE

[tired prism]

SANE U LEGEND

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/leroy-sane-sane-bayern-bayern-munich-kimmichgoretzka-gif-22485152

[tired prism]

Muller will lift the Bundesliga

[exotic python]

Muller club legend

[proper wind]

yes

[exotic python]

Goal disallowed?

Ffs

[tired prism]

No?

[hallow plaza]

i hate barcelona

[hoary token]

It counts

Or?

[proper wind]

counts??

[light sparrow]

Why are u being so random

[tired prism]

DISALLOWED FFS

[hoary token]

Flash ore says yes

[proper wind]

WHAT

[exotic python]

…

[hoary token]

Ok

[light sparrow]

Oh no

[hoary token]

Ok

Calm

[hallow plaza]

because i hate barcelona

[hoary token]

Calm

[tired prism]

DORTMUND PAID THE REFS

[proper wind]

hold up is it disallowed or not

[exotic python]

Dont be delusional it was a handball

[proper wind]

im delayed

[hoary token]

Dont worry

[humble trench]

I LOVE DAHMEN

MAN OF THE MATCH IDC

[tired prism]

They paid the damn refs bruh

[proper wind]

ah disallowed

[tired prism]

Get real

[exotic python]

Good half!

[hoary token]

Hf

[humble trench]

why would dortmund pay to rig bayerns game instead of their own game

[hoary token]

Take deep breath

[exotic python]

Let make another goal in the 2nd

[tired prism]

They'd have missed anyway

[hallow plaza]

you cant underestimate dortmund

[unreal wing]

Bruh goal dissalowed

[hallow plaza]

the leauge title isnt 100% over yet

[light sparrow]

Imagine our players seeing dortmunds score at HT

[hallow plaza]

dortmund could still start cooking

[hoary token]

Will they show them?

[cursive herald]

Ads

Lads

How are we winning the league

[humble trench]

This is beautiful

Dortmund bottling at home

[exotic python]

I will be there any day

Not over till its over tho lads

No jinxing

We can’t lose him in the summer

[humble trench]

Kimmich is NOT leaving

[exotic python]

Board won’t let him

[humble trench]

he is more than untouchable

[exotic python]

Love to see it

We should get caicedo for goretzka if he goes

Wasted at cdm imo

Matthäus was small too

Will be too expensive

[thorny spoke]

Mia san mia❤️

[exotic python]

Kimmich best at cm

[thorny spoke]

F*ck the cologne fans

[exotic python]

Many clubs out for him

Large competition

[tidal hornet]

He costs as much as we want to spend on a striker

[thorny spoke]

They thought to celebrate dortmunds title

Against us

[exotic python]

Bro dont hate other teams my man

I mean he’s alr practicing german

[thorny spoke]

I dont hate dortmund or cologne

I just hate those fans of cologne

[exotic python]

Mane wanna stay tho lol

[humble trench]

We should get Alvarez on loan and spend on CDM

[exotic python]

5 year deal striker would be the best option for us

[humble trench]

Then in 24/25 we get Wirtz and winger possibly idk

Maybe new keeper

[exotic python]

Gnabry is also likely to leave in the summer

[humble trench]

This summer no

Mané has more chances

[exotic python]

I heard he is likely to This summer

[humble trench]

He won't leave himself

Lol

Even if we want him gone

He either plays or becomes new hazard

Being on bench earning millions

[exotic python]

We shouldn’t buy cancelo tho

[humble trench]

Why

Cancelo will be 40-50M

[exotic python]

Still Idk

[humble trench]

Pavard is 70% gonna leave

[exotic python]

We got maz and Davies alr

[humble trench]

We still need depth

Cancelo can play LB and RB in case Maz or Davies get injured

[exotic python]

Tuchel gonna Cook

[humble trench]

Pavard isn't remaining if we play 4 atb

[exotic python]

Tuchel gonna play 3 atb next season

[humble trench]

And def not if we keep playing him RB

3 atb and extending Pavard will work

If he leaves we should buy a new CB

[exotic python]

Davies lm-lb next season

[humble trench]

LWB

[neon atlas]

2+2 is 4 -1 is 3 quickmaths

[exotic python]

On defence yeah

[neon atlas]

skrrrrrrra pop pop pop

[exotic python]

Cmon now boys

[brittle fog]

Dortmund - Mainz 0:2

[exotic python]

Nagelsmann was quality

Yh

[neon atlas]

aint gonna lie lucas herna op cb/lb

[exotic python]

Hes most likely to go to psg

He doesnt wanna win ucls

[hoary token]

nah

he wont leave

[humble trench]

that was good one Kobel

[tidal hornet]

Nice virus

[exotic python]

Almost 3-0?

[hoary token]

muller gnabry no way

we need a real 9

[proper wind]

muller hasnt performed

gnabry switched on in the last few games

[exotic python]

Insane that we are close to winning the title without a proper 9

[hoary token]

i dont care but anyone pls

[exotic python]

Jonathan David

Trust

Osimhen wants to play here But 150m is crazy

Yh surely But its risky

[proper wind]

alvarez no

signed a contract till 2028

[exotic python]

Pure class 9

Yh

[proper wind]

doubt city would let him go but he isnt getting lots of game time so that might change

[humble trench]

yeah

[exotic python]

Pep got good relation with Bayern

[exotic python]

Damn

We will be much better next season when tuchel can change the 11 properly

[hoary token]

brazzo needs to go

after this season

[exotic python]

Yh Kahn

[hoary token]

bosnian doesnt work in german place

[long fox]

Wb Hainer?

[proper wind]

??

[exotic python]

Bring lahm in as CEO💯

[proper wind]

fr

[long fox]

Muller as CEO

[proper wind]

basti muller lahm

he's a class negotiator icl

[humble trench]

MAINZ HIT THE POST

[hoary token]

made flick leave

[proper wind]

NO

[long fox]

Bouna Sarr as CEO

[exotic python]

Him or lahm

[long fox]

True Bayern legend

Almighty Bouna Sarr

[exotic python]

Lahm seems smart

[hoary token]

sarr carries us whole season and u guys talking trash about him

[humble trench]

Dortmubd almost goal

[exotic python]

I mean he loves the club💀

[proper wind]

the fact that gravenberch hasnt been subbed off yet and started over goretzka in the title decider tells a lot

[long fox]

Sarr will lead us to another sextuple

[proper wind]

fr

he has

[exotic python]

So many sloppy passes

[proper wind]

and i was so happy when he started

[exotic python]

Sub on Musiala for 2-0

[proper wind]

for who

sane?

[exotic python]

Gravenberch

[long fox]

Why do we sit on 1-0 leads?

[exotic python]

Trust

[proper wind]

why gravenberch

[hoary token]

guys

30 minutes

[exotic python]

Offensive sub we need more up there

[long fox]

We need a 2nd

Fast

[exotic python]

Maybe sane out for Musiala tho

[viral remnant]

After all that happened post Naglesman, Bayern have still found a way to finesse the bundesliga

[proper wind]

what we need rn is defence

[viral remnant]

wtaf

[proper wind]

oh

[exotic python]

Need a 2nd goal

[proper wind]

yeah

[long fox]

2nd goal

[proper wind]

nvm cancelo is the perfect sub rn

SOMMER

[long fox]

It's only 1-0

[proper wind]

OMG

[exotic python]

Sommer is so good

[proper wind]

WHAT

[exotic python]

Uhm thats strange

[long fox]

Tucheliban

Wtf is this guy doing

[exotic python]

Weird sub

[proper wind]

for who

??

ah cancelo

[humble trench]

we have world class defense just nobody knows how to use it

[proper wind]

yes

[sour bear]

If we draw this, we still win right?

[proper wind]

no

[humble trench]

No

[exotic python]

We dont win If we draw

[humble trench]

Dortmund would be 1 point lead

if we draw

[proper wind]

if we draw we're 1 point behind dortmund

[tidal hornet]

Bayern have to win, no matter what

[proper wind]

yep

[sour bear]

just saw the table
we'll finish 69 points if we draw

[exotic python]

I’m so stressed atm

[humble trench]

No

[proper wind]

idk

where is it

signal iduna?

[humble trench]

No trophy this season

right now

[exotic python]

We get so sloppy after 1-0

[proper wind]

we're hanging on

[humble trench]

Dortmund doesn't have a trophy yet either

[proper wind]

ah coman messed up the pass

oh

[exotic python]

Köln is the biggest threat rn

[long fox]

For the love of god, hold on lol

[hoary token]

if bayern win, then we have 2 trophies this season

[humble trench]

No

We have no trophy lol

[hoary token]

supercup

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-muller-muller-thomas-mueller-bayern-fc-bayern-gif-22720959

[humble trench]

😭

[hoary token]

what do you wan

want

it is a trophy

i am right

[exotic python]

Give us 2-0

[tidal hornet]

Such cruelty

[hoary token]

pls no

[exotic python]

Why tf are Köln playing like prime barca

Bro i’m so stressed

[humble trench]

we are playing 3-4-3

what is tuchel doing

[exotic python]

Goretzka built

[tired prism]

Why did tuchel sub off muller?

[tidal hornet]

Dortmund 1-2

[tired prism]

Frick

We need a 2nd

[viral remnant]

tf

[hoary token]

omg

[humble trench]

irs coming

[viral remnant]

internet bugging

[humble trench]

i know it

we are gonna fall off

[neon atlas]

goal

rip

[exotic python]

We applying pressure now

[tired prism]

No we aren't

They need 2 more

[proper wind]

yeah

[exotic python]

Dortmund can draw it and we win on g/d

[hoary token]

yeh

[tired prism]

Bvb won't do a man city

[hoary token]

both games or so stressful

[exotic python]

I cant watch man

[neon atlas]

they playing solid today

ngl

[proper wind]

choupo for coman

goretzka for jiro

[exotic python]

🤣🤣🤣

[neon atlas]

WTF IS THE SUBS

[exotic python]

Sprinklers

[neon atlas]

drink sparkling water

[exotic python]

Wtf is happening

[neon atlas]

they gonna play like a G

[exotic python]

The ref wanted some water

[sage basalt]

Who turned on the sprinklers 😭

[proper wind]

sprinklers 💀

[exotic python]

SANE

[proper wind]

what happened

[exotic python]

He missed it

[neon atlas]

penalty?

[proper wind]

to who??

[exotic python]

Nah just an attack

[proper wind]

dont scare me man

[neon atlas]

oh

[proper wind]

oh

[opal wing]

Don’t do that

[proper wind]

no no

no pen

[neon atlas]

no

[opal wing]

No penalty

[proper wind]

misunderstanding

[neon atlas]

dont do what

im asking

[opal wing]

You said pen and I got scared

[neon atlas]

nah

[proper wind]

im pretty delayed

wow

[exotic python]

What is sane doing💀

Shoot the player for corner there

[neon atlas]

if yall stressed lets play some music

mans not hot

[exotic python]

My heart

Most stressful game in my life

2-2 Dortmund

[proper wind]

chiupo omg

[proper wind]

NO

wait wait

did dortmund draw

[exotic python]

My commentator said They did 2-2

I’m so confused ffs

…

…

[viral remnant]

what r yall on

[blissful crescent]

Strikers cannot finish

[exotic python]

Sommer save me

[hallow plaza]

OH GOD

NOOOO

[tired prism]

Frick off

[proper wind]

WHAT

PEN??

[exotic python]

Idk What to say

[long fox]

Rip

[sour bear]

just came back from toilet

should I go back?

XD

[blissful crescent]

Thanks brazzo

[exotic python]

Loss of words

[sour bear]

I don't like what I'm seeing rn

[low oyster]

GOSLLLL

[blissful crescent]

Thanks for everything

[tired prism]

Bvb u lucky bastards

[exotic python]

This is why we needed a 2-0

[tired prism]

Yes please

[exotic python]

Ruined my fkn day

[neon atlas]

bro dortmund pressing hard

[tired prism]

Don't care

[exotic python]

We had such a flow

[long fox]

I'm done

Always bottling 1-0s

[exotic python]

Choupo can u save us again

[neon atlas]

this is absolute bottling smh

[proper wind]

istg bro we stop scoring after 1-0

[neon atlas]

we have to score

[blissful crescent]

Bro missed a good chance

[proper wind]

a couple years ago it was a landslide after 1-0

[blissful crescent]

We should be 2 up

[proper wind]

now its a mountain

[exotic python]

I’m done

[blissful crescent]

Before the pen

[long fox]

Please man

[proper wind]

bring musiala on bro

[exotic python]

Losing the title to a mid table team

[tired prism]

Fr

[neon atlas]

sane and chupo pulling lukaku

💀

[tired prism]

Now we sleep after scoring

[proper wind]

why is sane still on

[exotic python]

Wtf is tuchel doing

Bro my commentator is glazing so hard for bvb

Shut up

[neon atlas]

where is the fraud senegalese?

is he on rn?

[proper wind]

no

benched

[neon atlas]

lmao

fraud

[proper wind]

BRING TEL ON

[blissful crescent]

Stop showing idiot brazz on my screen

[neon atlas]

YES

[proper wind]

HE'S COMING ON??

[neon atlas]

LET TEL COME FR

[tired prism]

Warming the bench

As he should

[sage basalt]

As it stands right now:
Dortmund win the League
Union Berlin get UCL

[exotic python]

Köln are dominating us

[proper wind]

GORETZKA SUBBED OFF

💀💀

FOR MUSIALA

[sage basalt]

Freiburg and ub fighting for ucl

[exotic python]

Wtf am i watching

[sage basalt]

gg

[neon atlas]

BRO

[sage basalt]

Congratulations Dortmund

[neon atlas]

TUCHEL CORRUPTED

[opal wing]

All Bayern had to do is beat a mid table team…

[exotic python]

Heavy ass touch wtf

[exotic python]

Man i’m done

Why tf did gnabry jump in the air

All Cuz of that pen

[proper wind]

idfk bro

[neon atlas]

LET TEL COOK

[exotic python]

Get tf up upa

[neon atlas]

HE'S HE

UP

[exotic python]

What happened

[neon atlas]

TEL IS ON

[exotic python]

We need to get our team up

[blissful crescent]

Sane

[neon atlas]

HOEPFULLY HE PROVIDES US THE GOAL

[blissful crescent]

Cant finish

[exotic python]

SANEEE

WTF

[opal wing]

LETS GOOO

2-1

[proper wind]

WHAT

[exotic python]

MUSIAAAAAOAA

YES

[neon atlas]

YAYYYYY

[exotic python]

MUSIAAALAAA

[opal wing]

JAMAL IS DA BEAST

[neon atlas]

MUSILALA\

[blissful crescent]

Have my kids

[neon atlas]

OP

[opal wing]

https://tenor.com/view/musiala-jamal-musiala-musiala-bayern-musiala-bayern-munchen-musiala-bayern-munich-gif-26401194

[hallow plaza]

imagine all the dortmund fans right now

[neon atlas]

SUIIIIII

[hoary token]

GUYS YOU WONT BELIEVE BUT I WAS PRAYING 10 SECONDS AGO

[humble trench]

MUSUAAALALALAAAAA

[opal wing]

I was about to tell my dad it was 1-1…

[tired prism]

Musialaaaaaa

[hoary token]

deep breath

[neon atlas]

BRO HE IS the best

[hoary token]

lets survive last minutes

[tired prism]

DEUTSCHER MEISTER

[exotic python]

HAVE MY KIDS

[blissful crescent]

Lets goooo

[tired prism]

Bvb scoreline?

[hoary token]

1-2

[neon atlas]

1-2

[exotic python]

Im not gonna have a voice tmrw

[tired prism]

Good

[blissful crescent]

5 mins

[light sparrow]

AAAAAAAA

[exotic python]

I’m sweating hard

[thin thorn]

I was sleeping, what happened

[hallow plaza]

another bundesliga title

[sour bear]

bochum winning

[neon atlas]

lets hope we dont bottle last min giving a pen

[thin thorn]

sheesh ok, undeserved but we wont say no

[hallow plaza]

the title slipped for a second

by a mid table team

[exotic python]

Musiala the sexy man

[proper wind]

dortmund ET?

[exotic python]

Phonzy and Neuer😂

[tired prism]

Dortmund didn't deserve it either

[thin thorn]

5, 3 remaining

[tired prism]

So we move

[proper wind]

okay

5 in both games

[thin thorn]

I mean yeah... 😂

[viral remnant]

Eh, if they didn't deserve it they wouldn't be top of the table rn

[hallow plaza]

remember when dortmund was up 2-0 at the 89th minute then lost 2-3 to werner

[thin thorn]

Its certainly the most underwhelming Bayern team in a while, thats what I meant

[viral remnant]

True

[hoary token]

is 2-2???

[viral remnant]

Luck is crazy

[thin thorn]

or leading 3 0 at halftime against paderborn, still bottled it

[hallow plaza]

paderborn 😭

[thin thorn]

for dortmund? I think overruled

[hoary token]

its not

mb

[neon atlas]

bro

2-2

bvb

lol

[tired prism]

MEISTERS

[thin thorn]

ok frick

[hoary token]

FT

guys

[thin thorn]

we still win tho right?

[tired prism]

Mia san MEISTERS

[hoary token]

its not

its 1-2

[neon atlas]

ok no

didnt cont

[hoary token]

they have 10 secs do score 2 goals

[viral remnant]

bayern have won it

[thin thorn]

2 2

[viral remnant]

11 IN A ROW.

[tired prism]

Wtf

Bloody sule

[hoary token]

oh no

[viral remnant]

ONE FOR EVERY BAYERN PLAYER ON THE PITCH💀

[hoary token]

but its FT

or not?

[exotic python]

Dont let em do 3-2

[thin thorn]

my guy hates Bayern from his guts

bro they reached +7 ???????

[tired prism]

Wtf is going on?

[solid verge]

Congratulations on winning the Bundesliga 22/23 FC Bayern München! 🎉🥳

[hoary token]

DEUSTCHER MEISTER FCB ❤️ 🤍

[sage basalt]

The players celebrating too early

[light sparrow]

Wait what

[sage basalt]

Luckily they won anyways

[neon atlas]

Vamos

[wind schooner]

I dont think i ever seen a bigger bottlejob

Just wow

[viral remnant]

Bayern have won it on goal differential damn

[neon atlas]

I told u guys mainz is the best club in the world

world class

[tired prism]

Good for ur club

[viral remnant]

Now stay tf away from us in the 23/24 UCL

[tired prism]

Deutscher Meister

[spare oriole]

First title race that came down to the final game 💀

[neon atlas]

fr

[sour bear]

mainz really turned up in that game ngl

[humble trench]

wrong!

[sour bear]

😄 😄

[spare oriole]

Yk what I mean

[humble trench]

there were other seasons that had drama until last game

but the win by gd yeah

[agile spoke]

Congratulations Bayern fans!

[humble trench]

LETS GOOOO

[digital flax]

Congratulations guys

Bottelmund for a reason

[exotic python]

We bloody did it

[proper wind]

congratulations boys

[exotic python]

Love u❤️

Musiala is gonna be great

[humble trench]

the fact everyone thinks this is undeserved makes the victory much better

[exotic python]

Bvb literally missed a pen

[humble trench]

REAL

[sour bear]

musiala's goal had me 🔥🔥🔥

[humble trench]

sorry kids

the best wins

this isnt charity league

[exotic python]

I think my voice is gonna be gone tmrw

[humble trench]

I was crying when Musiala scored

[light sparrow]

Congratulations everyone!! My heart literally stopped so many times

[humble trench]

@light sparrow we face you in groups

[neon atlas]

lol

[exotic python]

The happiness is immense

[neon atlas]

fr

common bayern W

[exotic python]

WWW

Tuchel to cook in the ucl now

[tired prism]

Ur a neutral

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1662482756650016770?t=D2BgPmRmMJ5OAOghZ-ZLqA&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

❗ Both Oliver Kahn and Hasan Salihamidžić have been dismissed. Jan-Christian Dreesen will take over as new CEO [@georg_holzner]

Likes

172

Twitter · May 27, 2023, 3:35 PM

[tired prism]

Fr

[humble trench]

WE WON

[drifting atlas]

Robbery

[tired prism]

This has been a tough season

[craggy siren]

LOL

[tired prism]

Fr?

[humble trench]

Yes

[boreal oar]

when is the trophy lift?

[humble trench]

yall lucky were getting real madrid instead of you

[tired prism]

Brazzo is literally in the stands

[atomic comet]

man what a final day

[exotic python]

Hey man chill now lets enjoy This title

[light sparrow]

Haha yes. But my friend is a bayern fan so I'm leaning slightly here

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1662482756650016770

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

❗ Both Oliver Kahn and Hasan Salihamidžić have been dismissed. Jan-Christian Dreesen will take over as new CEO [@georg_holzner]

Likes

148

Twitter · May 27, 2023, 3:35 PM

[atomic comet]

Jamal Musiala is forever etched into Bayern Folklore with that goal

[digital flax]

Siiiiuu

[exotic python]

Bro Why is my streaming not showing the trophy lift

Ffs

I pay 40 a month for This

[exotic python]

Will be a club legend

[atomic comet]

if he wasn't already, today confirmed it

[drifting atlas]

We will defeat u

[tired prism]

Take that from mane

[exotic python]

Musiala should have a statue outside of the allianz

[tired prism]

He doesn't deserve it

[exotic python]

Musiala should have a stand named after him in the allianz

That goal was something else

[glass otter]

https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1662482821552783360?t=yKKQ3FsOq-W2oRW39yKcFg&s=19

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal)

News #Kahn: Yes, he will be sacked as a CEO! @SkySportDE 🇩🇪

Likes

1570

Retweets

178

Twitter · May 27, 2023, 3:36 PM

football won

we won

[full gyro]

YOOOOO

SACKED IN THE MORNING

[brittle fog]

Kahn and Salihamidzic sacked

[full gyro]

YOUR GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING

[full gyro]

SACKED IN THE MORRRRRNNINGGG
YOUR GETTING SACKED in the mornnnning.

[agile spoke]

Better for the club

[thorny spoke]

We made the impossible possible!!!!

[daring geode]

so kahn and hasan are out

glad

glad

[thorny spoke]

What a day

[daring geode]

LETS FUKKIN GO

[thorny spoke]

Everything is a good news

We deserve this

[daring geode]

we are going to be good next season fosho

[thorny spoke]

Thank you nagelsmann❤️

[daring geode]

all bvb had to do was ONE THING,WIN THE FKIN GAME

they didnt do that

[drifting atlas]

Let’s check out their subreddit

[neon atlas]

bro this is the bestday

[long fox]

Are you happy?

[digital flax]

KHR IS BACK SIUUU

[neon atlas]

they sacked some dumbasses and we won league

[long fox]

You ain't playin us in the group stage

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1662485911915905025?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Tuchel, Dreesen, Hoeneß, Rummenigge and Hainer will be in charge of the squad planning in the upcoming weeks as there's no successor for Hasan Salihamidžić yet [@_kochmaximilian]

Likes

140

Twitter · May 27, 2023, 3:48 PM

[full gyro]

Niiicee

[neon atlas]

W DAY

[long fox]

Great day

[daring geode]

HOLY

LETS GO

[inland moth]

lifelong contract

[glass otter]

musiala turns up in big games unlike pude

[old zinc]

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1662485352529928194?t=m5NNM6kVqt-aAjnVq07GCA&s=19

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 BREAKING: Bayern Munich have sacked both Oliver Kahn and Hasan Salihamidzic.

(Source: @kicker)

Likes

4489

Retweets

528

Twitter · May 27, 2023, 3:46 PM

[humble trench]

byebye

[lime barn]

https://twitter.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1662485352529928194?s=46&t=sBknxisXclhzZunJPCFq7g

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 BREAKING: Bayern Munich have sacked both Oliver Kahn and Hasan Salihamidzic.

(Source: @kicker)

Likes

4837

Retweets

575

Twitter · May 27, 2023, 3:46 PM

😭

[proper wind]

LETS GOOO

[proud lagoon]

Honestly i thought when you guys won it they wont be sacked but either way huge news

also does nagelsmann get a medal?

[atomic comet]

Nah, Lampard didn't get a UCL medal when Tuchel won the UCL with Chelsea

[thorny spoke]

Some teams in thier redemption season :

• Won league title
• crashed out of ucl uel

Bayern in their worst season

• Won league title
• Topped their group in ucl made to ucl qf

[atomic comet]

I still can't believe it when Niko Kovac won the double lol

[inland moth]

Cancelo on the right

😭

I wanna keep him

[brittle fog]

i want him back

[atomic comet]

even in a new club Joao Cancelo keeps winning

[inland moth]

He's getting a prem medal Bundesliga medal and maybe UCL medal

[glass otter]

our fullbacks are stacked tho

i kinda dont wanna keep him

cuz i wanna see mazraoui

[hoary token]

i heard city wants 40m

[inland moth]

For 40m

100%

that's a steal

[hoary token]

but i dont know if its true

[inland moth]

he's so happy with us

[hoary token]

true

[atomic comet]

i thought it was 70mil? unless i read it wrong...

[hoary token]

it was, i just heard one guy on bayern discord saying they want 40m

[atomic comet]

Ah ok

[thorny spoke]

Someone dm me bayerns discord server

[inland moth]

Thomas Tuchel is only the second coach in Bundesliga history to take over a team in the second half of a season and become German champion - the only previous case came in 1993-94 (Franz Beckenbauer with FC Bayern) [Opta]

[daring geode]

I dont like how this sounds

that means bvb will end up going back to it's prime days

fk

[thorny spoke]

How can u just think like that💀

[strong saddle]

Oh we won

[neon atlas]

ofc

[hoary token]

u want invite?

[strong saddle]

Well excuse me

[humble trench]

SUIIII

[craggy siren]

can i have it as well

[long fox]

Did we lift the trophy?

[inland moth]

akane pfp W

[long fox]

I missed it, damn

Beer showers?

[inland moth]

idk

[craggy siren]

totally

[exotic python]

Most def going out for beers tonight

Mia san Mia!

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1662490395467563009

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Thomas Müller surprised with the news of Kahn and Salihamidzic dismissal: "Is this coming now? A minute after the final whistle? I didn't know anything about it until now." [Sky]

Likes

120

Twitter · May 27, 2023, 4:06 PM

Same way Julian was sacked 😭😭

[exotic python]

I’m glad we won This title lets dominate like we used to do next season

[neon atlas]

yes

[exotic python]

Muller is secretly the top ceo

[neon atlas]

fr

[inland moth]

Hasan Salihamidžić has informed the team about his exit and said goodbye to every single player and staff member in the dressing room. The club will hold a press conference tomorrow at 11:30 CEST

we thank brazzo

piss off kahn

[exotic python]

Bring matthäus in!

[inland moth]

but truly thank

brazzo'

he's done a lot

[digital flax]

He loves Bayern

[daring geode]

sacking brazzo was surprising

[exotic python]

Imagine us with a proper striker next season lads

[daring geode]

KAHN YOU

YOU DONT DESERVE ANYTHING

JUST PISS OFF

[agile spoke]

I'm happy that he's been sacked

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1662496318110019584

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

OFFICIAL: Bayern announce Oliver Kahn and Hasan Salihamidžić have been dismissed with immediate effect. Jan-Christian Dreesen takes over as new CEO. Salihamidžić's successor has yet to be found

Likes

445

Twitter · May 27, 2023, 4:29 PM

W

[exotic python]

W

[long fox]

W

[humble trench]

W

[zealous mauve]

How did we even win the league 😭😭😭

[craggy siren]

we conceded after goretzka came on and scored the winner because he got subbed off again💀💀

[zealous mauve]

Bundesliga is so uncompetitive

[spare oriole]

Chelsea care more about their women’s than their men’s

[thorny spoke]

Yes

[thorny spoke]

Pin

[thorny spoke]

Ok? But this is #bayern-munich

[exotic python]

Not Rly This season

We will be much better next season tho

[humble trench]

lets go guys

another W for bayern

[teal loom]

Is Alvarez rumour true?

Is there even a rumour

[proper wind]

i want invite pls

[teal loom]

I hope there is

[nimble walrus]

Still get to the ucl quarter final every year with a striker

[teal loom]

Me too

[exotic python]

Well atleast we ended with a ucl spot this season

[nimble walrus]

In a farmers league?

[exotic python]

Hope u win europa next season bro❤️

[nimble walrus]

Lol we beat you in every position but midfielders

[proper wind]

bro tryna start beef for no reason

[exotic python]

U Rly up in another clubs channel crying

[nimble walrus]

Nope just player comparisons

[nimble walrus]

All I said you will still get to ucl qf with a striker

[exotic python]

De ligt been better than all ur cbs This season

Respectfully

[nimble walrus]

You were in qf twice before lewandoski left

[nimble walrus]

Konate>

[exotic python]

💀

Aight man I’ll let u do u

[neon atlas]

bro compared de ligt to konate

[exotic python]

Insanity

[neon atlas]

konate is good but noway near de ligt

[exotic python]

Fr

[proper wind]

fr

[proper wind]

he's class but MDL is class²

[neon atlas]

no shi de ligt has better shooting than nunez

he scores banger

[thorny spoke]

Can konate play st?

[neon atlas]

;

[pallid coyote]

Let dortmund win a god dam title

[thorny spoke]

They f*ckin bottled it ffs

[neon atlas]

not our mistake they bottled it

[exotic python]

Not our mistake Haller blew it💀

[glass otter]

tripping

[thin thorn]

I just noticed Mathys Tel during the goal, love that guy
(I think it was Mathys Tel not sure tho lol)

[exotic python]

They not getting This chance next season btw

[glass otter]

no way bros comparing cbs based on g+a

[exotic python]

Pointing out starts obviously💀

De ligt worth double as much as konate is aswell

[nimble walrus]

Don’t forget he’s been injured a few times

[exotic python]

Still not on the level of de ligt lmao

[pallid coyote]

11 titles in a row 🌚

[humble trench]

And we'll make it 12 next year

[neon atlas]

imagine being a cb and injured

[neon atlas]

where is blud rn

[nimble walrus]

Not his fault that he got fouled in a friendly

[neon atlas]

ngl

i feel bad for only one guy

rues

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1662505064093691905?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Hasan Salihamidžić: "I'm proud to have had sporting responsibility for FC Bayern for almost six years. I would like to thank all the players, the coaches, the entire team behind the team and the staff." [fcb]

Likes

685

Twitter · May 27, 2023, 5:04 PM

Salihamidžić: "It was a nice journey that I would have liked to have continued, but I respect the decision of the board. FC Bayern is above everything and I wish our team and our fans unity and success."

[neon atlas]

blud missed out wc and bottled league

[neon atlas]

lol

[humble trench]

The true hero

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1662516734044110849?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Hasan Salihamidžić: "This title also belongs to Julian Nagelsmann, he also has a hand on the trophy. We want him to know that we appreciate him very much. Parting ways with him was the hardest for me. He's a really good guy and he's cordially invited to the party" [@kerry_hau]

Twitter · May 27, 2023, 5:50 PM

[exotic python]

💀💀

[exotic python]

💯💯

[nimble walrus]

Klopp is the only non Bayern manager to win Bundesliga in quite a long time

[exotic python]

Okay but that wasnt What he was talking abt lmao

[nimble walrus]

Just need everyone to be aware

[nimble walrus]

I was supposed to reply to the message above is well

[inland moth]

Kingsley Coman keeps the streak going of winning the league title in every single season of his professional career

[vapid kelp]

Congrats dortmund on winning the league!!

[hoary musk]

Wohoo 11 titles what a crazy league!

Not even psg does this 😭

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/ErlingHaaland/status/1662433977246928898?t=o-QFPonvKkJETcIn00cILA&s=19

Erling Haaland (@ErlingHaaland)

One more @BVB 🙏🏻🖤💛

Likes

184313

Retweets

14381

Twitter · May 27, 2023, 12:22 PM

[nimble walrus]

bodied that tap in merchant

[exotic python]

Violation😭

[exotic python]

I love that man

Always turns up in important games

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1662564076612997123?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

📸 Hasan Salihamidžić with the players after today's game

Likes

1359

Twitter · May 27, 2023, 8:58 PM

hard to see him go

[neon atlas]

yeah

[exotic python]

Hopefully They bring matthäus or someone in as another ceo

[humble trench]

Not penalty merchant

[trail ridge]

Gerd muller

[humble trench]

Neuer

[exotic python]

Lahm is def in it

[humble trench]

Thomas Muller

[exotic python]

Hard to only say 5

[humble trench]

I'd probably put Lewa above Gerd

[exotic python]

Schweinsteiger is also an icon of the club

[humble trench]

Musiala should 100% win Golden Boy award

Hearing a fraud like Balde win it is just a joke

[exotic python]

100%

Musiala has contributed much more This season

[humble trench]

Pedri?

Nah stop trolling

1 assist in like 35 games

[exotic python]

🔥🔥

[humble trench]

Musiala has 29 G/A this season btw

Crazy stat

[exotic python]

Demon

He’s so Young too

[humble trench]

If almost 30 G/A doesn't win you the award, idk what does

[exotic python]

Bro gavis g/a is suprisingly low

Thought he was doing good This season lmao

De Jong carrying

[humble trench]

As usual he's the best on their team

That's why he should join a better club

Where he doesn't carry

[exotic python]

De Jong g/a also kinda low tf lmao

[humble trench]

He's like a CDM

[exotic python]

True true

[humble trench]

Idc about G/A as long as they play well

[exotic python]

Yh same

[humble trench]

Unless they're a forward

[exotic python]

De Jong is consistent

[exotic python]

I mean with midfielders u want them to give out assists from time to time

[humble trench]

We should really go for De Jong instead of Rice

[exotic python]

Good link with de ligt

[humble trench]

Cheaper and better

[exotic python]

Idk tho Cuz de Jong loves barca

He was a fan of barca before even joining em

[humble trench]

Well Barca don't want him if they get Messi

They need to cut their wages somehow

[exotic python]

Yh true

I’m hyped for the summer window

[prime ibex]

As someone who’s dealt with a de Jong transfer saga, don’t do it

Brudda bums up to barca so hard

Even if they mistreat him

[exotic python]

Bros probably gonna let em lower his wages

[humble trench]

Robben as our sporting director will convince him

[exotic python]

Atleast he’ll get to play w the goat

[humble trench]

Man United were playing in Europa though

So why would he have wanted to leave Barca for Europa

[prime ibex]

Even still, we have champions league now and he already killed links with an interview lmao

[humble trench]

He just doesn't like Man United

[exotic python]

Idc What midfielder we get lowkey i just hope we secure david

He Will be great

[humble trench]

Jonathan?

[exotic python]

Yh

Such potential

[humble trench]

He's probably low on our list

[exotic python]

Been watching him play

[humble trench]

If we don't get alvarez, kane, muani, vlahovic