bayern-munich

[maiden silo]

Iam in love with our team

[light violet]

idiot tuchel

[inland moth]

1st half was ok from him

of the season

[clever hound]

bro im pavard

[strong saddle]

for once, its not his fault man

[light violet]

how did he fell in love with team that lost to oil city

[clever hound]

almost got it

[light violet]

its khan fault

[strong saddle]

mhm

[cursive herald]

Fair enough

[strong saddle]

kahn

[humble trench]

Mazraoui guys!

[light violet]

board fault

[strong saddle]

and the whole board

[clever hound]

one sided love situation going on

[maiden silo]

Bayern should sign me ngl

[light violet]

we sacked nagelsman to win league

[inland moth]

Lmao

[light violet]

we care about league more than ucl

lmao

[strong saddle]

we sacked nagelsmann to lose everything

[inland moth]

it's so sad

[clever hound]

||dfb 😍||

[light violet]

its all their fault

[maiden silo]

The one that we have 193736 of

[light violet]

soon they will get sacked trust

[light violet]

ong

they dont want the streak to go

[surreal snow]

Bayern redemption arc

[light violet]

[maiden silo]

Vs Shitty 💀

[inland moth]

W

[humble trench]

Let us cook

[clever hound]

Imagine if half of these names were on our shirts, my bro running with “googleman” on his back

(Im sorry if that is indeed your name)

[light violet]

they would have done better than the actual team

[inland moth]

you can do that tho

custom jersey

[strong saddle]

Lol

[clever hound]

true that but if we were official

[inland moth]

we are

I'll score more than gnabry

I'll humble ederson

[clever hound]

ok lucas you know better 🫵

[humble trench]

Already got mine

[strong saddle]

Lit

[surreal snow]

me leading this monster team to #7

[clever hound]

Im writing pavards redemption arc on mine fr

[humble trench]

Could've happened if we won UCL

😔

But at the beginning of the season I decided to get kit of whoever won the UCL

[surreal snow]

ive gone through all stages of grief since the 3-0

[clever hound]

are you in acceptance already

[surreal snow]

im at denial again

round 2

[inland moth]

Im already hyping up the 2nd leg brother

[surreal snow]

i still believe im dreaming

[inland moth]

Choupo-Moting masterclass

[strong saddle]

That's better

[clever hound]

im still in denial since 23:30 my time

[humble trench]

I've already accepted

Unless we start the match, there's little hope

[inland moth]

I'm already in the next season bruv

[maiden silo]

I have hope

[clever hound]

It’s 1AM but there is no way im sleeping now, I can’t deal with this myself until i fall asleep

[inland moth]

This one is over

Bundesliga only thing we getting like last year

[strong saddle]

I've got a class in like a minute

[inland moth]

embarrassing

[clever hound]

where’s the greek statue or whatever guy who was hyping us up all this time

that man hasn’t finished the match yet im sure

[maiden silo]

Iam going to sleep, see you guys next week

[strong saddle]

I'll be off as well

[clever hound]

good luck y’all

[inland moth]

I'll consider

suicide

[humble trench]

Then you'll miss us winning the 23/24 season

[clever hound]

don’t give up lucas hernandez there’s still light at the end of the tunnel

[inland moth]

I can't with this board

[clever hound]

we’ll get them next time 🔥🔥🔥

[inland moth]

he will save us

[humble trench]

Probably could've scored a bicycle kick

There was a chance for one

[inland moth]

imagine choupo scores 3

[clever hound]

bro that’s you next week

[humble trench]

Iwan and Lucas hat tricks

[clever hound]

anyone could tell me anything but i would still think that with choupo we would’ve had at least 3-1

[inland moth]

you forgot

8

Telling gnabry he's shit

[humble trench]

Reconstructing Bayern XI

[clever hound]

burnett regional funeral services

[surreal snow]

Anger & Bargaining has been real tough 😭

[strong saddle]

where did you find that

their official site?

wiat

[surreal snow]

I googled stages of grief and just put text over it

[strong saddle]

its in australia lmao

[surreal snow]

funeral for our hopes and dreams

[humble trench]

Sadly

[surreal snow]

Recronstruction should be after Anger

[inland moth]

Fc bayern 2023

[strong saddle]

Here lies FC Bayern Munchen

[clever hound]

hey guys welcome to my evening routine

1. rethink what went wrong
2. think about what would have happened if we had nagelsmann
3. complain to discord friends
4. discuss buying 10 st’s
5. create our own team
6. praise our lord savior kimmich and thank pavard
7. cry
8. miss choupo moting, neuer and wish lewa was here

[inland moth]

my ass is not traveling back to Munich

[humble trench]

We got so unlucky with injuries

[clever hound]

truly

the psg minus neymar messi and mbappe effect

[humble trench]

If Hernández wasn't injured we would very well cook

And Neuer of course

[strong saddle]

someone said we need to hire a shaman to heal Neuer

[clever hound]

hernandez is back in training now isn’t he

[humble trench]

Yeah

[clever hound]

that’s good to know

[humble trench]

He could return in 3 weeks

But we'll be out by then

[surreal snow]

1. turn tv off (min 77)
2. lay in bed
3. try to realize what had just happened
4. check Twitter
   4,5. leave twitter
   4,75. check football chat
5. leave football chat
6. try to act like nothing has happened
7. cuss out the entire club in #bayern-munich
8. make jokes about the situation
9. be angry again
10. hope for 18th april

[clever hound]

at this point i could spare him some legs

[humble trench]

I need to check twitter again

[strong saddle]

1: try to comprehend what went wrong
2: lash out at the board
3: become sad
4: realize there is still a faint glimpse of hope

[clever hound]

I’m surprised to find the word “hope” in your message

[surreal snow]

theres a tiny bit of hope left in me

honestly i wouldnt know how to react if we win 4-0 somehow

[clever hound]

I didn’t even have the time to have a proper breakdown yet

[humble trench]

It's best not to dwell on the loss, it happened, nothing we can do, now we move on and face Hoffenheim, then City again

Mazraoui should play vs Hoffenheim

[clever hound]

hoffenheim is 14th isn’t it

[strong saddle]

i think so

[clever hound]

there is at least something that doesn’t involve losing for us perhaps

[humble trench]

Yep

[surreal snow]

id like to add:
9,25. Ignore your friends messages
9,5 make a plan to avoid social media and human contact for a year

9,75. forget that bayern lost 3-0 just to find out again by opening twitter

[strong saddle]

yes

thats what i did a couple years ago

is try to forget that it happened

[inland moth]

we will cook (capping)

[clever hound]

it’s best to just face it

[humble trench]

Now we're gonna be dreaming on roma, liverpool, madrid type of comebacks lol

[surreal snow]

my biggest fear is human contact

and banter on social media

[clever hound]

I haven’t opened instagram in a few hours i don’t want to remember anything

[surreal snow]

we are capable of beating them 4-0 its just that they will park the Bus after one goal

if they can beat us 3-0, we can beat them 6-0

[humble trench]

If they park the bus, we just have to play more aggressive

Play with attacking fullbacks

[surreal snow]

we need to play full attack

no pavard

[clever hound]

If we have the same starting lineup or mane

[surreal snow]

just cancelo davies

[clever hound]

maybe today’s game is gonna give more motivation though

[humble trench]

We'll see how we do vs hoffenbeim

Hoffenheim*

[surreal snow]

Hoffenheim is beating us

[clever hound]

they gotta come back like kimmich, always cold and we’re at least a step ahead

[humble trench]

We showed a big fight at the beginning of the 2nd half

Hoping we can do it again next week

[visual trellis]

pov: whensday 19th.

MULLER 85'
MULLER 86'
MULLER 87'
MULLER 88'

[humble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/orevuá-thomas-muller-müller-face-gif-21157090

[clever hound]

bruh i wanted to add a pic and i cannot but lmao check hoffenheims matches stats on fotmob

are you suuure we’re losing

[surreal snow]

dont forget we also beat juve at Home

[visual trellis]

today could have went a LOTTT worse

[surreal snow]

Sommer 3

[visual trellis]

sommer had some sick saves

[surreal snow]

should be 2

[visual trellis]

man we will SMASH city on the 19th

[clever hound]

we had 2-2 in 1st leg in 16 though

[surreal snow]

even better

[clever hound]

oh there we go here’s the statue guy

[humble trench]

I mean he did concede 3, but yes he was phenomenal if we take the goals conceded out

[surreal snow]

Bayern had 60 mins to score 3 goals

we have 90

[humble trench]

90 to play perfect football without conceding

[clever hound]

now i can

this was funny to me

[humble trench]

i hope this happens to gnabry tmrw:

[visual trellis]

its 2 am

what am i doing

[humble trench]

I cringed or however you say it

[clever hound]

@mane winning tutorial

[visual trellis]

OWWW BRO

[clever hound]

bruh if we pull france wc’22 2nd half next week, I’m giving up completely

[surreal snow]

why are the days where i find my dream girl a dream but the day i experience inhumane torture is real

[humble trench]

Welcome to reality

[clever hound]

maybe it’s a simulation

[visual trellis]

marcus aurelius pfp going away

[clever hound]

hell nah not marcus aurelius

[visual trellis]

muller coming in

[humble trench]

Muller subbed in

[clever hound]

Reminds me of some event

[humble trench]

Something that took Tuchel 80 mins to think of

[clever hound]

hmmm

[surreal snow]

Ibrahimovic coming in for Gnabry 90+135

crazy its only been 2 hours since the game

[humble trench]

Felt like 4

[clever hound]

I’ve been sitting here for 2 hours tf

[surreal snow]

felt like a lifetime

[visual trellis]

lmao

sane played insane

[surreal snow]

i cant even fall asleep

[humble trench]

2 hours of talking about the match, the board, potential signings and creating our own team

[surreal snow]

and going absolutely insane

[humble trench]

That as well

[humble trench]

These past few days I've been sleeping at 5 am lol

[surreal snow]

same

but this day its different

[clever hound]

I mean kinda worth it, I wouldn’t have been doing anything else

[surreal snow]

no matter what i do it doesnt feel right

my mind knows i should be on twitter scrolling after bayern win 2-0

[humble trench]

I would probably watch YT or breaking bad

[visual trellis]

if bayern win, im gonna keep this pfp for life.

im gonna go watch netflix now

tis 2 am

this was nice

[clever hound]

It really is

[surreal snow]

if only the board could see this chat

[humble trench]

Same as Bayern FT

[surreal snow]

imagine them reading through this entire 2 hour conversation

[humble trench]

Signing us ASAP

[surreal snow]

they would resign out of embarrassment towards the alpha animals

[inland moth]

I would beat the boards ass in a 1v1

[clever hound]

human brains are so interesting actually, why do things like these have this big of an impact on a person’s wellbeing

[inland moth]

6'2 83kg them fuckers can try

I will get oishman

[clever hound]

we are sad over men with ball

[humble trench]

It's like a hobby

[surreal snow]

on days like these i ask myself how people without these struggles perceive these days

[inland moth]

cause we like balls

[humble trench]

Watching 90 mins of football is kinda like playing 90 mins

[surreal snow]

i see people just living their daily life

[clever hound]

we ball

[surreal snow]

asking myself if they know about bayern

[humble trench]

Of course if your favorite team loses you'll be upset

[clever hound]

yeah it does actually feel like you’re in the stadium playing there in some way

[surreal snow]

I strongly believe people who never watch football perceive a football match on tv different than a die hard fan

[clever hound]

it’s mostly the attachment to a certain team

[surreal snow]

these people CANT be seeing what im seeing

[humble trench]

We're fans so we try to embrace ourselves as if we're part of the club

[inland moth]

I belive people that don't know bayern are happy

[humble trench]

And we are essentially

[surreal snow]

people who dont watfh football miss out fr

[clever hound]

a good example is watching two random national teams you don’t follow and some strong country against your own or your favorite

[surreal snow]

miss out on depression

we up tho ‼️🙏

[inland moth]

and wasting money

[clever hound]

if only football was THAT popular in my country damn

I mean it’s not rare but having leagues like bundesliga or la liga or something would be insane here

[surreal snow]

imagine being a casual watching bayern v city

[inland moth]

the squad is gonna get booed out next home game

deserving tbh

[surreal snow]

the board should be booed out

[twin sorrel]

context

[surreal snow]

like fr just invade säbener Straße and allianz arena what they gon do? fight against millions of people???

[inland moth]

real

[surreal snow]

we need to pull a french revolution

[strong saddle]

OUF

[inland moth]

plus it's German government

[clever hound]

@macron tips?

[humble trench]

@twin sorrel

[surreal snow]

if stupid americans can plan on invading area 51 we can invade a football club

[strong saddle]

lmao

i remember that

[humble trench]

Any fan will be just as upset as the players if we lose

[surreal snow]

these players will never feel the same as us

we will still Support the Club after they retired

[inland moth]

taking brazzo hostage

[clever hound]

If we feel horrible imagine how they feel

[inland moth]

Bayern Revolution with tuchel and the players

[strong saddle]

they're laughing their heads off

[twin sorrel]

I mean its not the same playing for a team and being critical about your performance to when youre being critical of your performance and the crowd is shouting bad stuff to ya

[clever hound]

how many colors am i gonna get through today tf

who playin

[humble trench]

That's why I said kinda

[twin sorrel]

ok ig

[surreal snow]

Me showing Kahn the way 😭

[twin sorrel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/1036455953039638579/94A274DE-7081-4157-9221-74319821E75A.gif

[clever hound]

and yall start posting pics when i lose this ability

[surreal snow]

Lucas and why tho preparing the tactics for hoppenheim

[humble trench]

W

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1645923856744583169?t=r6QkVifRtn7c9YBauyIMPQ&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Hasan Salihamidžić: "We played well up to the 70th minute. Until then, we defended well and created good chances. A shot like that from Rodri can happen, but we kept playing, got off to a good start in the second half and had chances" [fcb]

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Twitter · Apr 11, 2023, 10:56 PM

[humble trench]

Winning sextuple with our tactics next season

[humble trench]

We played well defensively

Only sané and that 1 Musiala chance were decent in attack

[clever hound]

ye hasan only the start was good, remember what happened with upa tho

[surreal snow]

pavard redemption arc explaining why 1m for osimhen is a fair price

[long fox]

Well, another season where we only win the BuLi ig lmao

[humble trench]

The next Brazzo (but better)

[clever hound]

i still got my 190 in cash though

could pay

[humble trench]

190 euros for Mbappe

[clever hound]

easy deal

[long fox]

City been way too fuckin broken recently

[clever hound]

10 more and we can get messi

[humble trench]

I got like 1k euros

[humble trench]

?

Should be enough to cover the wages

And sign a world class winger

i will play for 5k a month

[inland moth]

bro can stfu

[humble trench]

as striker

[humble trench]

Paying from Neuers wages

[clever hound]

bro yall could buy neuer a leg with that

[surreal snow]

Gnabry after realizing he has to play actual football under the new class managers and board

[inland moth]

I still got 700€ on Napoli

to win UCL

[dull skiff]

Napoli 💀

[surreal snow]

Lucas after scoring his debut goal for Bayern against city (the comeback is real)

[inland moth]

me on bayern debut

[clever hound]

If you told me leipzig gon win i would be more convinced

[surreal snow]

which stage of grief is this?

making jokes out of a miserable state in life

where does this rank in

[clever hound]

why is cardio mane literally in every land of the world

[inland moth]

Me scoring the 4-0 vs city

[surreal snow]

how gnabry sleeps at night after losing 3-0 to city with 5 ball contacts

[humble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/barcelona-liverpool-football-remontada-gif-14087421

[inland moth]

he's probably getting sold

like actually

[humble trench]

Rev crossing it in for Lucas to win the game

[surreal snow]

Viktor seeing m. in the box 89. min 4-3😭😭😭

[humble trench]

Anyone can score

Idc who

As long as we win

[clever hound]

this however might not be mane

[surreal snow]

if we somehow comeback ill cycle from my city to munich

[humble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/schick-euro-euro2021-czechia-leverkusen-gif-21957367

[surreal snow]

584km

[inland moth]

I'll get R9

cut

[humble trench]

Iwan scoring a banger from 584km away

[surreal snow]

berlin to munich bicycle tour here we go

[clever hound]

my flight to munich is gonna cost the price I was ready to pay for osimhen

I have to make a decision

[inland moth]

taking gnabry's number (he's gone in the summer)

[humble trench]

Make the flight

[surreal snow]

id celebrate the win like the Birth of my child

[humble trench]

We'll earn more than 190 from winning the match

[inland moth]

lmao

[humble trench]

Anyways, this was fun, but I'm gonna go now

Cya all later or next week

[clever hound]

not gonna stay for long either, thanks guys, gn

and we turned blue now

[thorny spoke]

We really needed ECM

We need to change that shit formation

Bring back liverpool mane

And 1st half ECM

Did we do any comebacks before ?😭

[fair ibex]

can they get fulkurg?

[inland moth]

we getting oishman inshallah

[fair ibex]

osimhen?

[strong saddle]

i want kolo

[fair ibex]

how about embolo

or decker

we are lacking a striker

how about klose?

[shut zenith]

Yo y’all think y’all coming back in the 2nd leg

[thorny spoke]

Idts

3-0 is poosible

[shut zenith]

What does that mean

[craggy siren]

1% chance
99% faith

[thorny spoke]

We dont have proper attack

[shut zenith]

Yessir I’m routing for y’all

[thorny spoke]

So comeback is quite tough

We need to play nagelsmann style

[shut zenith]

But y’all still had shots on target

[thorny spoke]

That guy like haaland is all what we need

Next game we need to play fullbacks as wingbacks and play like ro16 2nd leg

[craggy siren]

gnabry was invisible this match

no shot coming from him despite being on the pitch for 80 minutes

[shut zenith]

Sane was the only one

[thorny spoke]

If nagelsmann was our manager the result would be different

[mortal shore]

Allianz arena is gonna be different hopefully

[thorny spoke]

We need to play 3- 4-2-1

[strong saddle]

he stood there and did nothing

[thorny spoke]

Hope ECM will be back

[craggy siren]

we gotta sell him

[strong saddle]

^

[thin thorn]

19/20 Gnabry was perhaps the best winger itw and now we sell him? 🥲

[strong saddle]

he was

then something happened, idk if it was because of his performance with germany in the wc or what

[fair ibex]

when is tuchel leaving

the coach they sent beaten psg

[digital flax]

Osimhen next season or I riot

[thin thorn]

I just realized... In this game alone, we conceded more than we did in the 8 other matches combined

[past kiln]

Don’t worry, we always end up bottling it in the end!

[humble trench]

Ay

[paper urchin]

If i am not wrong @inland moth

Does Bayern have a strong comeback history?

I don't really think so

[inland moth]

no

[paper urchin]

We either get trashed

Or trash the opponent

[paper urchin]

Yikes

[inland moth]

last good comeback Was

Bayern 4-2 Juventus (AET)
2015/16 Round of 16

[paper urchin]

Umm that's good

We need a comeback with a clean sheet

[inland moth]

I'll give tuchel that guack guack 3000 360 no scope if we do

[paper urchin]

Ngl i want the board to be sacked

How can that happen?

[humble trench]

what did u make of tuckel saying it was a ''fun game''?

[inland moth]

fun to see gnabry clowning

yeah

[humble trench]

City fan here, go easy on us in allianz arena

We gib u free cancelo

[humble trench]

Tuchel knows bayern will score alot in 2nd leg

[thorny spoke]

Only comeback was against juve ig

Our style is dominate the game from start

Not doing comebacks like rma

[sullen idol]

upamecano the new maguire

lol

[thorny spoke]

1 bad game

And ur comparing to maguire😭

[sullen idol]

1 bad game in very important match

he is the new maguire fr

[proper wind]

blud wasnt even playing

he was on the field but i only saw him move with the ball once

how did bro complete the most passes

[humble trench]

to opponents ye

[humble trench]

Should've been subbed off for stani or Mazraoui

But Tuchel doesn't know what subs are

Sometimes I wonder why they give us 5 subs per game if we barely use any up until the 80th min

[proper wind]

what do we think of this

[paper urchin]

i dont know man

i want this suffering to end soon

so that we sign a strikers

and sell these doouchebags sane and gnabry

[humble trench]

Keep sane, sell mané

But I doubt anyone is selling mané bc it's his 1st season

[humble trench]

What our lineup should've been in the 2nd half

[proper wind]

yep

give mane some time not all players have a 1st season as good as haaland's

[tired prism]

If muller started, we could've possibly got a draw

[unreal wing]

I didnt expected this results... 3-0 in alianz arena you will need 4-0 win just like liverpool did against barca

It wont be eazy ofc

But if you want to win something you gotta play 100% of your football

[tired prism]

It is possible

1% chance
99% faith

[unreal wing]

Ofc it is

If you guys loose then real madrid will win for you guys in semis

[humble trench]

why are people still hating on sane

like tf?

[humble trench]

STOP. HATING. SANE.

[proper wind]

i agree with selling gnabry

but not sane

and not mane

[humble trench]

we need to get rid of that fraud

man is wasting 20m a year 💀

[proper wind]

ong

[proper wind]

not yet, at least

[humble trench]

as i said yesterday, sell gnabry to al hilal for 2 camels.

[proper wind]

😭😭.

2 camels would do a better job at striker than him tbf

al hilal would be losing

[humble trench]

nah the ideal deal is : gnabry + 60m for osimhen

i would love that deal tho

[paper urchin]

aight he was good yesterday

[proper wind]

yeah

[paper urchin]

force habit i accidentally typed his name out

gnabry needs to go

[humble trench]

and how are we not gonna talk about that yellow card of bernardo?

that shouldve been a red card

[paper urchin]

at least fetch 60m

[proper wind]

the foul on musiala?

[humble trench]

ye

not even close to the ball

ball was long gone

from the back, 2 legs

[proper wind]

damn i didnt see it this way

[humble trench]

clear red imo

[proper wind]

terrible tackle

[humble trench]

ball was gone before he started the tackle

[proper wind]

maybe he gave the yellow cause musiala immediately got back up and continued running so it didnt look like a hard tackle idk

[humble trench]

nah thats bs

tackle was still shit

shouldve been red

but its a deserved loss, upa was shit , gnabry shit, coman shit, musiala was meh

hopefully tuchel is able to fix this

[tidal hornet]

I still don't know what Tuchel fell in love with

[humble trench]

Fell in love with those Sommer saves

I would too knowing we could've lost 7-0

[sullen idol]

the actual problem is the board

imagine changing manager in the crucial time

[tidal hornet]

I don't think Tuchel is making good substitutions but he's not had time with the team yet

[sullen idol]

agreed

let him adapt with the team for the rest of the season

[tidal hornet]

At this point, this is all we can do

Treble is already gone, double probably too

[sullen idol]

yea lol

if we fail pass through city, i hope madrid beats them and whoever on other side beats madrid in the final🤣

[humble trench]

Madrid beating City lol

They got lucky last time, seeing how City play, Madrid can only pray for another miracle

[tidal hornet]

Madrid are always capable of pulling shit out their ass

[humble trench]

Their luck will run out soon

[tidal hornet]

Real vs Napoli final would be great

[humble trench]

Doubt Napoli make it past Milan

[humble trench]

Man city played amazing today

It's hard to get through them

I predict a final between Man City and Napoli

With a surprising victory of Napoli

I predict City vs Inter final

[humble trench]

Do you think Inter could win ?

City bottle as usual

So yes

Napoli without Osimhen, we saw that in the last Milan Napoli game

Benfica could make a comeback at San Siro but doubt it

Milan derby gonna root for Inter

[clever hound]

city’s not winning against rma

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1645935126453313543

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern bosses promised Tuchel that his work will only be really evaluated starting from next season. The coaching change was supposed to give the team a new impetus, but Tuchel's ideas regarding tactics and squad planning will materialize when he gets more time [@altobelli13]

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Twitter · Apr 11, 2023, 11:41 PM

[thorny spoke]

Lmao

[tidal hornet]

That's awfully convenient

[thorny spoke]

How are they still our bosses

Only reason we lose treble is them

Not tuchel or players

[thorny spoke]

#memes

https://tenor.com/view/olivier-giroud-ac-milan-milan-napoli-napoli-milan-giroud-milan-gif-25683104

Scenes at allianzz arena if city bottle it😭

[digital flax]

Tell me you’ve never watched King besides 2 games in your life without telling me

[thin thorn]

is it only me who thinks Coman didnt play that bad?

[digital flax]

Also, Ronaldo wouldn't have done shit

[thin thorn]

Last time I remember Bayern making any comeback was 2015 man, and it was against Porto

And u can argue in 2017 against RM when we lost 2 1 and then won 2 1, but lost 4 2 that game in ET

[thin thorn]

I mean, at least he would've tried, would be better than Gnabry

[humble trench]

Tuchel: “I fell in love with my team yesterday night, with the way they performed” 🔴 #FCBayern

“Football is football. And a match in Germany is a match in Germany. Everything can happen. It will not be over until we are under the shower”.

[digital flax]

Is that what we want trying?

[thin thorn]

Trying will have a success rate that is above zero, Gnabry didnt have a single shot yesterday

[digital flax]

Ronaldo at 38 would have a negative success rate

We saw him with United

[thin thorn]

At least he wouldve gotten a head to the otherwise useless crosses that we attempted

[digital flax]

His off-ball is worse than Gnabry lol

[thin thorn]

Might be true, but everyone knows we need a striker, and tbh at this point ANY striker that is no less than decent will be enough

I mean, look at Moting, we made the guy look like hes da goat when just 2 seasons ago he couldnt break into PSG first XI and misses chances from 0 cm away 💀

[thorny spoke]

1%chance 99%faith

[thin thorn]

Yeah, hopefully the players work harder than ever for that 2nd leg to increase the chance

[thorny spoke]

Ik its over but how can i stop supporting them for 2nd leg

[proper wind]

2016 against juve

[tidal hornet]

Give me a Müller masterclass, 3 goals in 25 mins

[proper wind]

pls

[thorny spoke]

We have lewa then

[proper wind]

what

[thorny spoke]

We need a striker for proper comeback

Or play 3 cb back

[proper wind]

we're not buying lewa back

[thorny spoke]

Ikr

[proper wind]

tuchel insists on a 4 atb apparently

[thorny spoke]

That formation dont work without a striker for comeback

[clever hound]

I wonder how fcb adversary is doing after last night

[strong saddle]

Hah

[thin thorn]

I meant a comeback over two legs, but yeah that one was cool enough to be included lol

[daring geode]

Guardiola played us

Sad life

[daring geode]

And we proceed to not win buli either smh

[clever hound]

I wish we could at least take it to overtime or penalties

[daring geode]

Sell Gnabry ffs

[clever hound]

wouldn’t look that horrendous

[daring geode]

Never seen someone drop themselves so bad

[daring geode]

If we manage to score atleast 2 with these really horrifying pep tactics we can save our dignity tbf

If we are able to score 3 well,viva la semis for sure

[clever hound]

though gnabry as st is just 💀

[daring geode]

He doesn't do any justice in wing nor strike

I swear this is the first player we have after a long time who is "genuinely shit and is going to get sold" over "this player didn't fit our system hence he was sold"

[cloud rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/erling-haaland-mcfc-erling-haaland-announcement-haaland-announcement-haaland-teeenager-haaland-man-city-gif-26100408

[proper wind]

oh ok

this guy

his team thrashed us wtf does he mean by that

[mortal shore]

He could have easily had more goals and scared to bottle it like last ucl to madrid

[humble trench]

If Leipzig drew 1-1 at home, there could be a possibility we win 3-0

Unlikely but yeah

[humble trench]

Pep better not make the team capitulate at allianz arena

[nimble walrus]

You guys really think upamecano is better then konate

[cursive herald]

Upamencano generally is a world class CB

Generally

This match he wouldn't make the Stuttgart 11

JUST PASS THE BALL YOU IDIOT WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO DRIBBLE IT IN YOUR OWN BOX YOU IDIOT

Ffs

But you want to know the main reason of defeat

Changing managers

Im sorry but it's the truth tuchel is a good coach but you can expect results from him so quickly after being employed

And nagglsmens system was working to a decent pedigree

He would have Atleast tied is my belief

[humble trench]

hello, bayern fans, good game yesterday, thank you

[nimble walrus]

Konate is better

[old zinc]

wait so lemme get this straight

yall lucked out on haaland

lost lewandowski and got sadio mane to replace him

choupo-moting gets injured and you have to play gnabry in 9

[strong saddle]

Yeah

[nimble walrus]

Should of got ronaldo

[strong saddle]

That's our situa

[old zinc]

and you're going against haaland and alvarez 😭

WHERE is your striker blud

[strong saddle]

Non existent

We don't have one

[old zinc]

that's sad

how do you go through 2 windows and sign no striker

will choupo-moting be back for the second leg

[humble trench]

but moting can be fit for next week?

[old zinc]

will he?

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646142080450691075?t=lJUv1nrD8iMUs_l5UJXnOg&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

There was a medical emergency on board before Bayern's flight back to Munich today. A passenger collapsed and Bayern cardiologist Prof. Dr. Roland Schmidt immediately intervened to treat him until the ambulances arrived. The flight was delayed by more than an hour [@BILD]

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Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 1:23 PM

[old zinc]

What 💀

[surreal snow]

idemand a replay of the game

bayern players are traumatized now its not fair

[twin sorrel]

its you

[thorny spoke]

Can ya read it twice

[thorny spoke]

Inshallah he is safe

[nimble walrus]

He only looks World class because of the league he is in

[inland moth]

no

[nimble walrus]

If he came to premier league then he wouldn't look as good as he is bundesliga

[inland moth]

literally played well in the other UCL matches

[thorny spoke]

He was one of reason for france going to wc final

[nimble walrus]

They would of won if konate started over him or varane

[inland moth]

our goal is Bundesliga now

[nimble walrus]

That's gonna be easy to win

It ain't that good of a league

[humble trench]

Nah

Varane was worse than Upa in the final

I do agree Upa and Konate should've been the CB duo in the final

[inland moth]

our board is tu blame

to

[humble trench]

We know

[nimble walrus]

Varane is that good of a player as people say

[proper wind]

okay good for you konate is the best of all time

good job

you achieved something

[tired prism]

We can turn things around in Munich

All ik is that we won't go out without putting up a fight

[proper wind]

hopefully

i believe we can but not so much that we will

[tired prism]

There's no way we're going out this way

[proper wind]

honestly we just need that first goal

[tired prism]

Yh

[proper wind]

bayern always gain more momentum after the first goal

[tired prism]

We need to score in the first 10 mins

Then continue the pressure

And goals will come

[proper wind]

then we can get the 2nd and even if we dont get a 3rd at least we gave them a scare

[proper wind]

yeah

[tired prism]

And it's at our fortress Allianz Arena

[proper wind]

first 20 mins if not first 10

[tired prism]

Yh

I'm 100% sure we'll win the game

[proper wind]

just hope tuchel realises his mistakes and fixes them

[tired prism]

Idk if we'll score 4 goals tho

[tired prism]

Muller must start

[proper wind]

i got a good feeling about the game itself but the tie is another story

[proper wind]

thats a no brainer honestly

muller is still crucial even at 33

[shy lynx]

Muller is just 33

[tired prism]

Most important player in the team imo

[tired prism]

Same

[shy lynx]

You can't make a lineup without muller

Assnabry needs out

[humble trench]

We're gonna have as much hope as Liverpool fans vs Madrid only for it to end 1-1

[shy lynx]

We need to give Mazraoui gravenberch time

[tired prism]

Drop fatbry

[proper wind]

the lineup must be built around muller he is the foundation and the captain

[tired prism]

We'll definitely win the game

[shy lynx]

Daley blind also hasn't been used at all

[proper wind]

i wouldnt play him for such a big game

[humble trench]

I wouldn't play him at all unless 2 CB's suspended or issues

Blind has experience

We need pace on this team

Imo blind upa de ligt mazaroui is quality

Play 433

Blind LB

[humble trench]

He's good there

I'd rather play Stanisic honestly

He's been class for Croatia and us recently

Ah

[nimble walrus]

What you salty for

[tired prism]

True

We need to sell fatbry

[long fox]

Even if we go out next week, we need to win at the Allianz

[glass otter]

4 games and im already tuchel out

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646173523096879104?t=o2P-X9kK-bFWd-EyR9TEUw&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

❗ There was a big bust-up between Sadio Mané and Leroy Sané last night. Both had an argument on the pitch. After the final whistle, Mané complained about how Sané spoke to him on the pitch. Suddenly the Senegalese attacked Sané and hit him in the face (on the lip) [@BILD]

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Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 3:28 PM

bild so its prolly a lie but idk

[humble trench]

Get Mané out asap

[twin sorrel]

Sommething about seeing bayern fans sad and afraid

You don't see that everyday

[humble trench]

After Mané is bad every game, he still complains and is now attacking own teammates

[thorny spoke]

Mane was the one of the reasons of sack right?

[humble trench]

Yeah

Let me find tweet

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1640767516971597840?t=jZ-t-DnrXi4Oqyx91l-ELQ&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

There was a bust up between Mané & Nagelsmann after the 2nd leg against PSG. Mané complained heavily in front of his teammates about getting only 8 minutes. During the argument, the players noticed that Nagelsmann was intimidated by Mané's angry speech [@altobelli13, @cfbayern]

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Twitter · Mar 28, 2023, 5:27 PM

[twin sorrel]

pfff

[thorny spoke]

Mane and cancelo spoiled the team tbh

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1640767520817774606?t=-40GALwU53gv5ttex9GFDg&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

The fact that Mané started the following game against Augsburg strengthened the players' opinion. With the change of coach, the bosses now want to ensure that such situations no longer happen [@altobelli13, @cfbayern]

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Twitter · Mar 28, 2023, 5:27 PM

[humble trench]

They need to learn discipline

I hope we get Mane out in the summer

[thorny spoke]

Yeah

[humble trench]

Top earner with these performances and actions

[thorny spoke]

They think they are world class

[humble trench]

Rather not waste 20M a year for this

[thorny spoke]

At bayern

[humble trench]

Mané has been declining for a while tbh

Even at Liverpool

There's a good reason Klopp played Mané most of the times as a CF

[thorny spoke]

i didnt watch liverpool much

Just ucl finals

[humble trench]

Anyways if we do bin Mané and Gnabry, which winger should we get?

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646174521307586561

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Sané & Mané had to be separated by their teammates. In order to calm things down, Sané was sent out of the dressing room. Eyewitnesses report that the blow left marks on Sané's face. FC Bayern did not want to comment on the incident and possible consequences [@BILD]

Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 3:32 PM

I thought it was Kimmich that got bruised!

[proper wind]

we're not afraid we're pissed off because of this shit board

[proper wind]

woah woah

[old zinc]

https://twitter.com/eurofootcom/status/1646177480749768704?s=20

EuroFoot (@eurofootcom)

🚨🔴 Mané & Sané had a fight in the Bayern dressing room after the loss vs Man City yesterday.

Mané approached Sané for the way he was speaking and gave him a blow to the lip. Other players had to intervene, reports @SPORTBILD.

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Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 3:44 PM

blud what the HELL goes on in this club 😭

yall have some type of drama every 2 weeks

[proper wind]

what is happening with this team

[old zinc]

it's your team you tell me

[proper wind]

why do you think we're called fc hollywood 😭😭

[old zinc]

keeping up with the bavarians 💀

[proper wind]

man this club is so weird in every way

[old zinc]

mane and sane 💀

[tidal hornet]

The impression I'm getting is that Sane was actually trying all match long and wanted to get the others to play too, but Mane got upset when he was being told stuff too

[proper wind]

im guessing sane got pissed that he was the only attacker actually doing something with the ball so he lost his temper and got mad at mane

[tidal hornet]

Honestly, I don't blame Sane if that's what happened

I'd want to score at least one or two as well

[proper wind]

i did notice sane's visibly mad body language at one point near the end of the game where he was trying a long ball across the width of the pitch but the other player miscontrolled it and gave it away sane threw his hands up in the air and was obviously frustrated

[proper wind]

same

[proper wind]

might have been mane on the other side but im not sure

but physically fighting after the game and throwing hands at the face is insane

[old zinc]

i would've never pinned mane for the violent type

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646181333289390080

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

📸 Leroy Sané and Sadio Mané having an argument on the pitch before their alleged dressing room bust-up

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Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 3:59 PM

This doesn't look like it'd turn physical

[old zinc]

fuck all goes on in the locker room

icl it's not looking good for yall 💀

[craggy siren]

thats why we are called fc hollywood

😂

[old zinc]

If i was a bayern fan I'd be tuchel out man...how do you 4 of the team goals in the last 6 come from centerbacks

how do you exit the german cup to freiburg

[strong saddle]

Fight in the locker?

[old zinc]

how is your attack so fucked up your forwards are fighting each other

[glass otter]

Better than 5-0 last szn

[glass otter]

Their best attack that match

[craggy siren]

ah yes 5-0 against gladbach

[old zinc]

BYE 😭

the der klassiker i was actually excited for the tuchel era

[glass otter]

Dont take me back

[old zinc]

he played some beautiful football and patched up some of the gaps in nagelsman's system

[glass otter]

Tuchel and beautiful football

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646184179099377665?t=i9bNw-1Mm1OktdUJ14GkHA&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Sky (@Plettigoal & @Sky_Torben) confirm the dressing room incident. Sadio Mané punched Leroy Sané in the face after the game, which even caused bleeding on his lip. Bayern have yet to comment

Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 4:11 PM

it's confirmed

what the hell

[humble trench]

wtf

[sterile bison]

so much for being nice mane

[runic bay]

This shit would not happen under Nagelsmann

[humble trench]

sell him.

[humble trench]

ur right, mane got mad at nagelsmann.

[craggy siren]

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1646184886573711363?t=NLHI1nx8yH6J4rypPEEIrw&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Sadio Mané felt provoked by Leroy Sané during the game. The Senegalese insulted Sané then punched him in the face. Sané's lip is swollen. Consequences still unclear [@kerry_hau]

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Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 4:13 PM

[nimble walrus]

mane is clear of that fruad

[strong saddle]

Other way around

Sane performed way better than Mane yesterday

[nimble walrus]

Sane didn't do shit

Mane is well better

[inland moth]

still no reason to assault someone

[strong saddle]

Yeah

[inland moth]

Sané could literally press charges now

if he wants to

[nimble walrus]

So he might press charges after speaking rude to him

[inland moth]

doesn't matter

[strong saddle]

He didn't fight back after the punch

[nimble walrus]

Mane is clear of that fraud if he didn't speak rudely to him and provoke him then it wouldn't of happened

He's seen mane in premier league

[strong saddle]

Take your head out of your ass dude

[nimble walrus]

Tell sane not to provoke him and speak rudely to a player 10x better then him

[humble trench]

You can have Mané back

24M a year while only being offside and forgetting how to play football

And assaulting our players

[tidal hornet]

Take Mane back

[nimble walrus]

We don't need him

Our problem is keeping ageing players

[strong saddle]

We'll ship him back to you for free

[humble trench]

👍

[nimble walrus]

You can keep him

[strong saddle]

Nah

[nimble walrus]

He's your best attacker

[tidal hornet]

lol no

[humble trench]

Best fraud award

[strong saddle]

That's the funniest thing I've seen today

[nimble walrus]

You mean sane?

Mane Is clear of him

Mane just needs to adjust in a shit team

Hes way too good for you lot

[humble trench]

Blud you're 8th in the league 😭

[nimble walrus]

You guys would be 10th if you in pl

Your just in a easy league

[humble trench]

UCL is easy league before Tuchel came along

[nimble walrus]

Tuchel is quality

It's obviously just the players

But mane

It ain't tuchel fault upamecano was playing bad

[humble trench]

Yes he's quality but should've gotten him at the end of the season

3 atb would save Upa from this disasterclass

[strong saddle]

Injury messed him up good too

[reef prairie]

dont be stupid come on

[nimble walrus]

You think you would beat Brighton,brentford,city,liverpool,arsenal,Newcastle,United

[inland moth]

Mané assaulted a player

idc what sane says

[humble trench]

Snook in Arsenal

[inland moth]

You don't assault someone

[nimble walrus]

Top of the league

[humble trench]

Loses to sporting

[reef prairie]

this guy 😭

[nimble walrus]

You don't treat someone like shit either

[inland moth]

we didn't

[humble trench]

It's obvious they'll be 2nd or 3rd in groups in next years UCL

[nimble walrus]

You lost 3-0 to a team 6 points behind them

[inland moth]

he maybe should perform

you don't get paid so much

[humble trench]

City have a class squad

[inland moth]

to be ass

[humble trench]

And they'll win the league as well

[nimble walrus]

Give him time he said he will be back soon

[reef prairie]

are you ready for conference league or europa ?

i mean europa would be good for liverpool

[inland moth]

he might won't even play for us again

[nimble walrus]

You lost in a farmers cup

[reef prairie]

tell me

[inland moth]

this will have consequence

[nimble walrus]

It won't mane has been like this if you watch pl

[strong saddle]

This will definitely result in him getting a consequence

Suspension

Etc

[nimble walrus]

He did it in Merseyside derby

[strong saddle]

A fine

[nimble walrus]

And sane?

[humble trench]

tbh mane is the fraud rn lol

[reef prairie]

mane is such a scam

[nimble walrus]

Nah its sane

[humble trench]

sane is good wdym

mane is washed

[reef prairie]

sane was great last night what are you talking about bro

[strong saddle]

Liverpool Indian tech support scammed us

[nimble walrus]

You payed 30 million for him if its was me in charge I would of asked for 80 million

[reef prairie]

or you are trolling

[nimble walrus]

Sane is ass

Mane has always been clea4

[strong saddle]

Well that confirms that theory

[humble trench]

He's a Liverpool fan so eh

hes defo trolling

[nimble walrus]

They compared them 2 during the city vs liverpool title race

And mane won that debate

And now they are teammates and mane is clear

[humble trench]

Clear offside

whats the thing ur gonna say now? vvd >>> de ligt??

[strong saddle]

LOL

[nimble walrus]

Easily

[humble trench]

Watch football

[reef prairie]

just wait

oh

hahahhaha

[strong saddle]

Blatant troll

[nimble walrus]

Vvd is light years ahead of de ligt

[strong saddle]

Very blatant trolling

[nimble walrus]

How is it trolling

[humble trench]

Vvd has been shit this season

bro

vvd isnt even #1 DUTCH defender LMAO

hes 3rd

[nimble walrus]

Your saying a player who almost beat messi to ballandor is worse then de ligt

Does that mean de ligt>messi

[humble trench]

what

[strong saddle]

Dudes living in mammoth cave

[humble trench]

idk whats hes saying

[tidal hornet]

How long does this guy have to talk before you all realise he's just trolling?

[nimble walrus]

Vvd almost won ballandor

And de ligt plays in a farmers league

[humble trench]

almost yea

but he didnt

[nimble walrus]

And you think de ligt is better then him

[humble trench]

This season yeah

he is

vvd is washed rn

lemme guess, robertson is better than davies?

[reef prairie]

easily

[humble trench]

No debate

[nimble walrus]

Robbo has been class this season

[humble trench]

💀

Trent >>> Cancelo

i said davies tho

[nimble walrus]

That's a hard one but I say cancelo because of versatility

[humble trench]

choupo >>> nunez

[nimble walrus]

But at rb only its trent

[humble trench]

trent is dogshit at defending

[nimble walrus]

So is cancelo

[humble trench]

cancelo defending > trent defending

[nimble walrus]

Wasn't nunez owning you in ucl group stage last season

[nimble walrus]

Did you not see liverpool vs city and anfield in October

[strong saddle]

The entire Liverpool squad is washed as hell

[reef prairie]

let me try

[nimble walrus]

And we would still beat you

[reef prairie]

utd > liverpool

[nimble walrus]

They lost 7-0 mate to us

And it wasn't even our best 11

[reef prairie]

they play ucl next season you won't

[nimble walrus]

We were missing thiago

[humble trench]

and u didnt win a game after that game. congratz.

[nimble walrus]

They will probably be out in tbe group stage

[strong saddle]

You bottled a 2-0 against RMA

[nimble walrus]

So?

You just lost to city and they will vs madrid

[cursive herald]

💀💀

[reef prairie]

one more question for you

klopp out ?

[nimble walrus]

Nah

[cursive herald]

Like it is every season

[inland moth]

ofc

but we've got nothing else left

So eh

[reef prairie]

full focus on bundesliga agreed

[nimble walrus]

Only ask that if klopp is given enough money on players wants

[reef prairie]

we need that

[cursive herald]

Both of them deserved a god beating after there performances lmao

[humble trench]

idk if we watched the same match, but sane was one of our best players.

[craggy siren]

sane was good bro wdym

[strong saddle]

Sane did good

Created chances

[nimble walrus]

Send cancelo back to city

[strong saddle]

Now we don't talk about Gnabry

[inland moth]

Sané was our best attacker yesterday

[reef prairie]

gnabry out

[cursive herald]

Wouldn't have hurt if he scored a chance or two

He wasn't the worst player

I'll definitely admit that

[inland moth]

if I was Cancelo i'd be pissed too

[cursive herald]

But all of them were bad

[inland moth]

Sommer and Sané best players yesterday

[cursive herald]

I'm seriously pissed at our board

[strong saddle]

Im livid at Upacameno and the board

[cursive herald]

Honestly they are making all the incorrect decisions and it's Causing the fan base to go up in arms

[inland moth]

Can't wait for the next Fan meeting with the board

💀

[strong saddle]

When's that

Lmao

[humble trench]

there are fan meetings with the board???

how does that work?

[inland moth]

idk

[craggy siren]

80 mins
0 shot
0 success dribble attempts

[inland moth]

member ship

[strong saddle]

It should be streamed

[humble trench]

i need a membership asap

[reef prairie]

[inland moth]

member ship people meet with the board and vote on certain things

[humble trench]

i will say every dutch curseword towards them

[inland moth]

and also talk

[strong saddle]

Talk

You should rant at them

[inland moth]

last time the fans talked about the Qatar airways partnership

we don't like it

[humble trench]

damn

[inland moth]

we kinda don't want Qatar

[reef prairie]

i hate this garbage on t shirt

[paper urchin]

A meeting happened yesterday right

[reef prairie]

even tho it's very tiny

[strong saddle]

It's like our board wants us to collapse

[craggy siren]

they have no faith on process

[paper urchin]

The last time we had such bad shit

[tired prism]

Wtf mane punched sane

[paper urchin]

Was during niko kovac

[tired prism]

Is it true?

[paper urchin]

Yea

I just read a report

[tired prism]

Kick mane out

[strong saddle]

Oh god I remember Kovac

[tired prism]

He's useless

[paper urchin]

Ghost manager

[nimble walrus]

Hes your best winger

[humble trench]

hes not

[tired prism]

Sane was our best player yesterday

[paper urchin]

Tuchel isn't bad

[humble trench]

3rd best maybe

[paper urchin]

But he needs time

[tired prism]

2nd worst

[paper urchin]

And better players

[tired prism]

@nimble walrus take mane back

[humble trench]

we just need a striker

[paper urchin]

Oshimenn

[humble trench]

yep

[paper urchin]

Sell gnabry

[humble trench]

i said osimhen for like 2 years now

[paper urchin]

Use the money

[humble trench]

trade gnabry + 60m for osimhen