football-lounge

[copper nimbus]

Huh

Mc Donalds?

[rustic yarrow]

You are McDonald's.

i believe

[dusty totem]

I am not McDonald's either.

[rustic yarrow]

me when i lie

[copper nimbus]

What do you think of villa winning

the uel

[dusty totem]

I have nothing wrong or right with it. I am neutral.

[stark oriole]

Same here

[dusty totem]

I have no personal opinion on who should've won.

[calm bloom]

Match of the week

[stark oriole]

Don’t eat McDonald, or you’ll get FAT

[copper nimbus]

Oh

[wide ingot]

Can't wait for Mr. Information reaction when he sees Miss. Information all over Discord

[rustic yarrow]

but..

[dusty totem]

Congratulations to Aston Villa for winning the UEL 25/26.

[rustic yarrow]

Aston Villa: thank you

[dusty totem]

That's the biggest own-goal I have ever encountered.

[green peak]

Juventus next years champions

[dusty totem]

Ok.

[calm bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-reverse-smile-ishowspeed-confused-gif-17362243368421867313

[copper nimbus]

Strasbourg or Palace

[stark oriole]

?

[copper nimbus]

Huh

[stark oriole]

I haven’t ate McDonald’s in nearly a year, I am in the clear !

So I am not contraditcing myself

[calm bloom]

Just let him

[dusty totem]

"haven't ate"

[stark oriole]

Yes ✅

[calm bloom]

And?

[dusty totem]

It's "haven't eaten" .

[calm bloom]

Hmmm

God damn

I'll go to sleep

[dusty totem]

Ok.

[stark oriole]

English wasn’t my first language

[dusty totem]

It's "English isn't".

IDIOT

IT HAS BEEN 2 MESSAGES!

[stark oriole]

IM SORRY OKAY

[dusty totem]

Oh whatever.

[thin bear]

Match of the weekEND

[devout spear]

https://tenor.com/view/unai-unai-emery-unai-celebration-coat-throwing-gif-11005833474502865648

[rustic yarrow]

but

but i forgot

anyways

aston villa won uel

[somber rune]

Šiğġ çķlį?

[rustic yarrow]

only english bro

[somber rune]

My English not good brother*

[lunar iron]

All g

[copper nimbus]

Huh

[delicate hamlet]

psg dont let us down

[copper nimbus]

Huh

[delicate hamlet]

if arsenal wins

im going to cry

[patent copper]

@tight ruin
https://fxtwitter.com/WUTangKids/status/2057161994977837268
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Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids)

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FxTwitter · May 20, 2026, 10:42 AM

[real wolf]

skull

[real wolf]

im crying alr

[delicate hamlet]

dont worry psg will save us

[real wolf]

pissg wont save anyone

both winners are L

[delicate hamlet]

supporting france but hates psg???

bandwagon???

[real wolf]

I hate oil clubs and assnal is the only club I hate more than them

with rma

[delicate hamlet]

r u french

[real wolf]

yea

[delicate hamlet]

which city

[real wolf]

exactly the one you support lol

[delicate hamlet]

ight so ur lying

[real wolf]

im not

[delicate hamlet]

born in france or living in france

or both

[real wolf]

born

rn i live in canada

[delicate hamlet]

born in paris but hates psg

wtf r u talking about

[real wolf]

yuppies

[delicate hamlet]

if ur gonna larp make it make sense

[real wolf]

how am I larping tho
bcz they are my locals I should support them? even tho im against them

[barren gull]

Let him support who he wants

[delicate hamlet]

so who do u support

[real wolf]

man utd

[delicate hamlet]

born in paris hates psg but supports a british team????????????

[barren gull]

and?

[delicate hamlet]

who are you

[real wolf]

I grow up watching watching all top 5 leagues and man utd is the club that attracted me the most

[delicate hamlet]

sure bud

ur a larp

i grew up watching the big 5

[real wolf]

I did

how is that larping?

[delicate hamlet]

i grew up watching the big 5 yet i still went to psg

because its my home city

well not my homw

but its french

[real wolf]

yeah that's for you

not for me

[delicate hamlet]

ur aware brits hate french people

so not only do you support a team from a rival nation

you hate the team of your home city

and ur "french"

[real wolf]

and french hate the whole earth

[delicate hamlet]

thats how i know youre faking it

slandering your own people

where r u actually from

[real wolf]

I mean during my time in france I dont remember it being that bad

but my parents do

[delicate hamlet]

but u js said french people hate the whole earth????

dude

what are you saying

[real wolf]

the experience of my parents

[delicate hamlet]

we need a third opinion dude ur larping so heavy

[real wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/komik-gif-7603646150810775677

[barren gull]

I think he might be born French but moved at an early age or smth

[delicate hamlet]

not denying it either

[real wolf]

i moved at 6

[barren gull]

When did u start watching football

[real wolf]

believe what you want gng i will still sleep tonight

[real wolf]

at 3

[delicate hamlet]

"french" hates psg has the pfp of a spanish player and supports a team of our rival nation

[barren gull]

Yh gng what 🥀 he might genuinely be larping

[real wolf]

Istg im not

[barren gull]

Yh. Like if it was only one of them sure, but like no way all this and ur French

Why do u have a Yamal pfp

U support united and ur French

[delicate dew]

what about paris fc

[barren gull]

Paris fc is tuff icl

[real wolf]

bcz i like yamal??

[delicate hamlet]

dont know a single paris fc

[real wolf]

im forced to only like french or man utd player?

even tho I hate pissg my banner is dembele goal lol

[barren gull]

no but you’d make it ur pfp no?

[jaunty glacier]

This world cup lowk funny we got brazil and egypt facing off in ohio of all places

[barren gull]

idk kinda getting plastic vibes here slightly

can’t confirm a anything tho

[real wolf]

I make wtv i want to be my pfp my pfp

[barren gull]

slight bandwagonning going on here

[real wolf]

I just got nitro usually I didn't have a football related pfp

[delicate hamlet]

yeah its ok bro we know u arent french

[real wolf]

I guess im brazilian now

lol

[ionic sail]

Tbf you can be french and hate psg

I can imagine

Being made redundant by some gulf state isnt fun for non-PSG fans

Yeah true

Like rescheduling, yeah

[subtle plover]

Especially when a home match of RC lens was moved despite their rejection

[red magnet]

Everyone I know other than pfc are supporting psg in the final

[copper nimbus]

I’d rather psg win

[red magnet]

I don't have any friends who are Marseille fans

I was rooting against psg in that one

[ionic sail]

PSG are lame

[dark badger]

Don’t we all

[copper nimbus]

Mhm

Except for Arsenal fans

[dark badger]

Except them ofc

But they don’t count in this

[copper nimbus]

Mhm

😭

[copper nimbus]

I miss my united role

[dim venture]

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Matt Forde (@mattforde)

30 years of 30 years of hurt

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[dark badger]

Can England do it this year

[high river]

Aye wass poppin yall

[lunar iron]

Yooo

[frank elk]

how does everybody go on this https://www.ballknowledge.info/play

[real sluice]

Hello im from Senegal and im absolutely terrified of playing Norway in the World Cup 26

They are going to win the whole cup aren't they

[flat moth]

Nah hell nah

Norway have a few good players
But they aren’t champions level

Deep run is very possible for them
But they wont win the whole thing

[desert spoke]

dw france and senegal are good enough to beat them

[rustic yarrow]

not yet

[slate sparrow]

senegal? 😭

[dire stratus]

no but i rate them

[desert spoke]

afcon winners

[slate sparrow]

when has that ever meant anything in any world cup?

[desert spoke]

they are better team than norway

[rustic yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-think-ponder-wondering-hmmm-gif-3379473559512476121

[real sluice]

Are you american?

They have no clue about fotball

[flat moth]

No I am not

& thats not really true lol

[real sluice]

Thats marvellous dear

[flat moth]

Football knowledge depends on how much one watches & understands the sport

Not nationality

[real sluice]

Yea nation with no history both on and off the field mate

[ionic sail]

Women’s world cup titles and history:

[barren gull]

What’s the beef towards Americans 😭

[rustic yarrow]

idk

[devout spear]

?

Abt the wc?

[barren gull]

read the texts above

[devout spear]

Ah

[copper nimbus]

uhm

[copper nimbus]

Jackson

Mane

Who else starts

Mbaye is the young player from psg?

[devout spear]

https://tenor.com/view/grizouat-désiré-doué-mbaye-brahim-mbaye-brahim-gif-17987462524749146617

Yes

[copper nimbus]

Oh oki

[rustic yarrow]

said el mala..

[high plover]

ndiaye

illiman

idk bout the c lad

[copper nimbus]

Oh

[high plover]

maybe sarr at cam?

[copper nimbus]

Oki

Mhm

[high plover]

germany fell off hard bro

so many no names in here

gross deserves the call up tho hes been balling

[lunar iron]

?

[dire stratus]

kai havertz in 2026 🥀
but atleast neuer is back 🔥

[eager wasp]

9.5/10 ragebait

[dire stratus]

woltemade has been inconcistant in 2026 but he usually does well for germany

undav is their best striekr option

[lusty mesa]

Ndiaye

[copper nimbus]

Oki

[chilly summit]

1 day after ar**nal won the prem, how is it going for the non supporters

[indigo knoll]

Good

[charred wharf]

Its not really been that bad

[chilly summit]

Gyokores > Kane chants started

[charred wharf]

Ive not seen someone be serious about it

Its just arsenal fans taking the piss

Which is fair enough

[dire stratus]

cons of arsenal winning the prem:

• potential increase of saka vs messi comparison typa stuff
• no quadruple

[charred wharf]

Ive also just not seen alot

[dire stratus]

there are pros

that is man city dint win the league and we got a different winner after a whi;e

[dire stratus]

yea unexpectedly

[past fern]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[stiff vigil]

Today's Mohun Bagan vs Sporting Delhi.

Let's hope we win.

[quartz lynx]

But it's Arsenal...

[bright plank]

It was the right decision

[dire stratus]

just accept it blud its over

[stiff vigil]

See you after half time!

[real sluice]

Hey

Im back from my ban and i wish to apologise for saying that about americans

I stand by it but it was the wrong place to make the points

[proud veldt]

need psg to humble them

im begging for a psg win

the amount of saka and rice glaze would piss me off

[real sluice]

Saka has senegalese heritage

[rustic yarrow]

hello Pepe the Frog!

[stiff vigil]

Hi-

[rustic yarrow]

[stiff vigil]

Manoj Mohammad is shown a yellow card.

Devendra Dhaku Murgaokar replaced Mohammed Aimen.

Yanglem Sanatomba Singh replaced Sourav K.

[dire stratus]

🤞

im predicting a psg win

but it wont be like last years final fosho

arsenal attack is very weak compared to psg but their defense might be able to hold kvara, dembele, doue for a while

[lunar iron]

You are accurate on that prediction

[stiff vigil]

No! Sporting Delhi scored a goal against us!

[lunar iron]

Deserved

[stiff vigil]

Robinho replaced Tom Aldred.

Tekcham Abhishek Singh replaced Dimitri Petratos.

Deepak Tangri replaced Sahal Abdul Samad.

[rustic yarrow]

which game is this

[molten grove]

Hi

I was muted

[rustic yarrow]

hello there

[molten grove]

I said a very bad thing

[molten grove]

Hi

[rustic yarrow]

ok bro don't say it again

[molten grove]

Should i say it quickly

[rustic yarrow]

no

[molten grove]

Ok

[thin bear]

Holy ChatGPT

[rustic yarrow]

hi chatgpt

how do i shoot like cristiano ronaldo

and dribble the ball like uhh rüdiger

[dire stratus]

thats what i said
but lets be real dembele does NOT deserve player of the year award

[rustic yarrow]

[rustic yarrow]

this season?

or last season

[dire stratus]

ye

[rustic yarrow]

yeah it's not dembele

[dire stratus]

25/26

[rustic yarrow]

it can't be

[dire stratus]

it is 🥀

[devout spear]

https://x.com/i/status/2057444648235290732 @dire stratus

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨 JUST IN: José Mourinho LOVES Diogo Dalot as a potential back-up RB option for Real Madrid. @diarioas

X · May 21, 2026, 12:53 PM

https://tenor.com/view/bomboclatt-wallahi-bomboclatt-wallahi-gif-12444869146642029773

[dire stratus]

🤑

[rustic yarrow]

sell trent for 5m and a hotdog to make up to his salary

[dire stratus]

yea 🥀

[dire stratus]

mourinho knows ball
make it rain

[rustic yarrow]

wait

nevermind

i got all the shi wrong

[dire stratus]

[rustic yarrow]

looks like someone turned red again

[dire stratus]

i am red again 🔥

yes

[rustic yarrow]

why do you keep changing colors bro

[devout spear]

😰

[dire stratus]

idk i think im right on the edge of getting the eligibility

[rustic yarrow]

i see

[devout spear]

I was always an arsenal since day 1

[dire stratus]

hes a quality player but idk what the league was thinking this season

[rustic yarrow]

i was always an köln since day 1

[dire stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/sonbrero-son-sonion-blasterdoll-gif-10302947654662408028

[stiff vigil]

Ousmane Fane is shown a yellow card.

[rustic yarrow]

wait

[devout spear]

Day 1's👏👏

[dire stratus]

we all just love red dont we ?
then why not support united

[rustic yarrow]

yes we are all red

[stiff vigil]

Alan Saji replaced Joseph Sunny.

[rustic yarrow]

[stiff vigil]

Nora Fernandes is shown a yellow card.

Yes! We scored a goal against Sporting Delhi!

[young fog]

yes

[rustic yarrow]

https://x.com/realmadrid/status/2057429329043128461?s=20

Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadrid)

🔥⚽🔛

X · May 21, 2026, 11:52 AM

[stiff vigil]

Ebenezer Amoh replaced Augustine Lalrochana.

Yes! We scored a goal against Sporting Delhi!

Jamie Maclaren is shown a yellow card.

Clarence Fernandes is shown a red card.

Yes! We won the match by 1 goal!

We won! Woohoo!

[shrewd fractal]

wait sqaugs out??

[devout spear]

No only maguire out is confirmed

[shrewd fractal]

oh shi

hope colwill repalces

[twin trellis]

colwill in the wc?

[dire stratus]

big loss
he played really well for the nt in the freindlies
was dreaming about the maguire burn partnership 💔

[twin trellis]

if maguire isnt getting picked

id be shocked

if colwill does

[dire stratus]

its gonna be interesting to see the england squad fr

[charred wharf]

I dunno

Maguire hasnt played for england in ages

I think that was probably a big factor

[dire stratus]

he played in the freindlies like a month ago

[charred wharf]

I mean like

A proper 90 or smth

[dire stratus]

he did against uruguay

[charred wharf]

Oh

[dire stratus]

and he played a lot in the 2022 wc

[charred wharf]

I thought that was burn icl 😭

Its also not just the fact he hasnt played that much since 2024 for england

[dire stratus]

bro like idk how he does not even make it to the 27 man squad 😭

[charred wharf]

I think, as much as id hate to say it, its to do with tactics as well

[dire stratus]

he could adjust its not the hardest thing
what other options do england have ?

they have guehi, burn

[charred wharf]

Its not just adjusting its based on maguires own abilities

[dire stratus]

tormori, dunk maybe but maguire is defenitely in that level too

[charred wharf]

As a defender he is very good

[dire stratus]

[charred wharf]

Its his mobility

iirc

[dire stratus]

hes pretyt good at carrying the ball
not the most agile but he gets the job done
i mean tuchel might be onto something so i wont judge without completely seeing the squad

[charred wharf]

Yh fairs

[thin bear]

🐐

[sweet fiber]

One south african player might make mls all star team

[thin bear]

Mbokazi?

[sweet fiber]

Yes

Crazy to think he already made such a impact

He doesn't even know how to speak English good

[thin bear]

in his 1st season in MLS

wow

[sweet fiber]

Ikr

Our best player

[thin bear]

wasnt Foster your best player??

[sweet fiber]

Ppl says foster but nah

[sweet fiber]

Not been good at all

[thin bear]

wow

I remember him playing for Vitória here in Portugal

even though he played for my rival

I liked the way he played

[sweet fiber]

Burnley taking a horrible job oof him

Of

[thin bear]

Westerlo won the transfer there

"free" €11M there

[sweet fiber]

Man English teams i swear

[thin bear]

their transfers be like:

https://tenor.com/view/gattuso-sometimes-maybe-good-sometimes-maybe-shit-gattuso-sometimes-maybe-good-sometimes-maybe-shit-gif-25773176

[sweet fiber]

Btw sundowns is 1-0 up on the caf final

So glad to see south african football is evolving

[thin bear]

I saw the game

[sweet fiber]

Sundowns almost beated dortmund

[thin bear]

what a game btw

[thin bear]

Game of the Club World Cup

[sweet fiber]

Fr

Williams our gk for the wc

His preformence this season is lacking

[thin bear]

I heard that like half of the NT play for Mamelodi Sundowns, Orlando Pirates and Kaizer Chiefs

[sweet fiber]

Sundowns is like psg

They get alot of pr and money

Most always wins everything

[thin bear]

ahhhh that check out

[dire stratus]

bro no shaw, no tomori, no maguire 😭
whos gonna defend 🙏

[sweet fiber]

I support no one cuz i like all the teams

[thin bear]

the hopes and faith of the English people 😭 🙏

[dire stratus]

foden is reasonable tho there are tons of other attackers

[thin bear]

fairs

[sweet fiber]

But no club is close to me

So like i don't have a local club

[dire stratus]

tuchel is german btw 😭

[sweet fiber]

Only a rugby team

[thin bear]

I have like 3 cities where I'm from

in 2 cities, we have 2 teams each
in the city where I currently live, we have 8 teams 😭

[sweet fiber]

Worst part is south african government back the rugby teams more than football

[crisp blade]

its normal

[sweet fiber]

Hope pirates wins it

[crisp blade]

the rugby national team has chances to win the worldcup

[sweet fiber]

Yeah but its still sad icl

We were supposed to have a football stadium close to me

But they could not fund it

[crisp blade]

how close

closest from me is around 20 kilometers

[pliant dove]

Hi

Go crew

Cbus

[sweet fiber]

Genuinely don't know

The rugby team stadium is like

A few streets

But the football one was demolished because no one could fund it

[regal wolf]

That's just sad

[sweet fiber]

I know man

Anyways

10-2..

[formal cloud]

WHAT IS HAPPEING WITH PEP IS HE LEVING OR NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[astral wave]

WHAT ?!

When was that ?

Oh

[sweet fiber]

Its a game bro

😭

[astral wave]

Oh 😂 I thought it was for real

[sweet fiber]

Imagine it would make headlines

[astral wave]

Hmm yeah

[sweet fiber]

Im managing Paris Fc

[astral wave]

Btw question it’s uncommon to support Paris FC when there is PSG already and I would think almost every native Parisian would support PSG by default but you don’t. And I never met a Paris FC fan

So why do you support the team, respectfully

[astral wave]

Oh at least PSG beat Marseille let’s go

[sweet fiber]

My aunt works there mmy dad told me about it so I decided to support them with my dad

[astral wave]

Ah I understand

[sweet fiber]

She told us alot about the womans team

She mostly helps them

[astral wave]

Are they better than the men’s team

[sweet fiber]

Alot

They make the champions league lol

[sweet fiber]

They were in the knockouts this season but rma knocked them out

[astral wave]

Also Paris FC is a recent club so did you support another club before

[sweet fiber]

They are 2nd in their league

[astral wave]

I see well that’s insane

[sweet fiber]

Barcelona but fans ruined it for me

They got annoying

[astral wave]

Fans are so toxic

I don’t support any team in Spain anyway

[sweet fiber]

2 teams i would support if I didn't support Paris fc is spurs or Orlando pirates

[astral wave]

Atlètico because they’re genuine. They are good, no big scandals around them, no toxic fans etc

[astral wave]

Spurs

Why

[sweet fiber]

Yes they just always stood out to me

Ima miss son and kane

At spurs

[astral wave]

Oh la la it’s terrible rn for Spurs

[sweet fiber]

But my favorite bird plays there haha

[astral wave]

They barely stayed in the PL !

[sweet fiber]

Im happy for arsenal

In my opinion they have the best fans in England

[astral wave]

If they had been relegated, it would have been 49 years since they played in EFL

[sweet fiber]

They are not toxic or racist like other prem teams

[astral wave]

Same but they are delusional

[sweet fiber]

I mostly think thats other fans saying that but almost every club has their bad aspect

Even Paris fc

Now people are gonna support us just cuz of the money

Tsk

[astral wave]

No but delusional like "Saka is better than Messi" "Arsenal is the best English team ever" yk

[sweet fiber]

Our ultras don't like them

[sweet fiber]

This season i can agree but not ever

[astral wave]

Well ofc

[sweet fiber]

I can see already that alot of French team and fans will hate us in the future

[astral wave]

Y’all have ultras ? Sorry but Paris FC is a new club I didn’t keep up with their creation and everything so idk the story and the fan base

[sweet fiber]

Yeah they are called old boys

[astral wave]

Ah why

[sweet fiber]

You can see them behind Lopez

[sweet fiber]

Someone told me that they named themselves that cuz the guy who founded the ultra group was very old

I don't know if its true

[astral wave]

Oh ok that’s funny

[sweet fiber]

And our owners wants to expand or move already

For pr for the club or something..

[astral wave]

Wait who are the owners now tsk

Ah

Ok I see

[sweet fiber]

Majority-owned by the Arnault family

And like

5%

Red bull

[astral wave]

Hmm yea

[sweet fiber]

Red bull might leave soon tho

[astral wave]

Hum in football term it’s mildly rich

[sweet fiber]

The Arnault family wants full ownership

[astral wave]

Because the family is rich but they can’t infinitely fund the club

[sweet fiber]

Arnault family is one of the richest family's in the world but they don't want to spend alot at once

[astral wave]

They’ll never have the budget of the biggest clubs

[sweet fiber]

They wanna build it up slowly

Meh could care less about budget i just want to see my club do good

[astral wave]

They are the richest family but the budget they have is not enormous

They are the 4th richest club in Ligue 1

[sweet fiber]

Funny thing is that psg and Paris fc has a good relationship especially the owners

And klop and Paris fc has also good ownership cuz his a part of redbull i think

[astral wave]

Haha they better

[sweet fiber]

6 or 5 players is leaving

[astral wave]

And are you supposed to get more expensive or good players

[sweet fiber]

Some are too old but hopefully good players

That's why we are selling some

Cuz they got old

[tepid mica]

Emirates Islamic vs Fly Emirates

[dire stratus]

Interesting

[proven sequoia]

i will do everything for pakistan grape

[rustic yarrow]

what's a pakistan grape bro

[idle needle]

Prob meant great or smth?

[astral wave]

Got it

[indigo knoll]

Dam

They really robbing Ronaldo 😭

[patent copper]

https://x.com/Kama_Kamilia/status/2057446618337521732

Kama (@Kama_Kamilia)

Adidas found a way to sell a mini ball at 2x mark up to Americans, by putting it in a black box. Incredible

X · May 21, 2026, 1:01 PM

[indigo knoll]

💔

"Mystery mini balls"

[patent copper]

https://x.com/Kama_Kamilia/status/2057542956513382768

Kama (@Kama_Kamilia)

@rdgbckvpr You can get one for $15 without the box or a full size one for $30

X · May 21, 2026, 7:24 PM

[tranquil abyss]

Main chat being main chat as usual

[fickle matrix]

My class got knocked out from school tournament because as usual they played against the strongest strikers on school grounds playing halalball

[tranquil abyss]

St Mirren winning so far

[charred wharf]

Well

I think from everything thats just come out

This is our squad

[tranquil abyss]

Lol

Jordan Henderson

Ivan Toney

Coming in here just because

[indigo knoll]

Istg some people dumb as hell

[tranquil abyss]

Main chat:
RONALDO GOAT!!!
I don't really like him, he's an egoist.

Almost everyone: REEEEEE!!!

[devout spear]

No trent?

[dark badger]

Same people who will say they respect Zlatan

[devout spear]

😭

[dark badger]

Mainoo called up

Get in

[rustic yarrow]

exclusive was always the better one

[tranquil abyss]

I mostly stay in scottish-football. Better people in there lol

[sweet fiber]

Guess who won

[indigo knoll]

SERHOUUUU

[tranquil abyss]

Bowen?

[indigo knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/guirassy-gif-11377581877480209309

[rustic yarrow]

let me guess

arias won

[indigo knoll]

Rigged as hell

[sweet fiber]

Im in the group of death again

[indigo knoll]

Better win

[sweet fiber]

South Africa)

[sturdy torrent]

whats that

[sweet fiber]

A game

[sturdy torrent]

whats it called.

[sweet fiber]

Superkickoff

[rustic yarrow]

where's mexico

jk

[sweet fiber]

[rustic yarrow]

what does paris fc have to do with the african cup tho

[faint totem]

What do we say about totenham

[sturdy torrent]

behind you

[rustic yarrow]

nothing

[sturdy torrent]

starts with a shi

[faint totem]

What do we think of totenham

[indigo knoll]

Relegation

[sturdy torrent]

shininy

[rustic yarrow]

[faint totem]

Shi

[patent copper]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/2057551425442329084
Ronaldo won the league, it took billions of dollars, just for him to win one trophy in Saudi

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

💛💙🏆 OFFICIAL: Al Nassr win the Saudi Pro League title! 🇸🇦

First title since the arrival of Cristiano Ronaldo.

X · May 21, 2026, 7:57 PM

[sweet fiber]

You can't say it here

[indigo knoll]

Thank you

[faint totem]

What do we think of shi

[rustic yarrow]

bro

i thought ronaldo won that one arabic world cup with al nassr

[sturdy torrent]

you

[rustic yarrow]

his second or first year with them

doesn't that count

[sweet fiber]

Strict moderation here

[rustic yarrow]

Wolfsburg!

[sweet fiber]

Lol bro got muted

[rustic yarrow]

why did bro get muted

[sweet fiber]

Spurs goated btw

[sweet fiber]

Can't troll others clubs in here

[rustic yarrow]

i swear moderation wasn't so strict back then

[patent copper]

https://x.com/ESPNFC/status/2057550966732271621
https://x.com/brfootball/status/2057551209582457123

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

AL NASSR ARE SAUDI PRO LEAGUE CHAMPIONS! CRISTIANO RONALDO'S FIRST OFFICIAL TITLE IN SAUDI ARABIA 🇸🇦

CERTIFIED ACROSS THE GLOBE 🐐

X · May 21, 2026, 7:55 PM

B/R Football (@brfootball)

Al-Nassr win the Saudi Pro League 🏆

An eighth league title for Cristiano Ronaldo.

X · May 21, 2026, 7:56 PM

[rustic yarrow]

damn

[sweet fiber]

Globe okay

😭

We all gonna forget it about it anyways

[rustic yarrow]

saw this more than uel winners

[sweet fiber]

Its world cup year

[rustic yarrow]

ronaldo fans won't let us bro

oh wait

right

[tranquil abyss]

Boing boing Partick Thistle boing boing

1-1

[light crest]

too right

[indigo knoll]

So arsenal won the prem
Ronaldo won his first Saudi title

What's next

Dortmund to break their title drought?

[tranquil abyss]

@charred wharf Maidstone mentioned in the Partick-St Mirren game lol

[charred wharf]

Huh how come?

[young fog]

wsp

[tranquil abyss]

One of the players played in a National League play off against them for Boreham Wood

[indigo knoll]

Sup

[young fog]

chill and you

[indigo knoll]

Nothing much

Just hoping for a title

[young fog]

okay

[young fog]

what team you support?

[sweet fiber]

😭

[young fog]

yooooo i know this game

[indigo knoll]

HEYYY

Fire

[sweet fiber]

No not fire

I got grouped

[indigo knoll]

Fire fi dat

That's rough bro

[indigo knoll]

Time to take on Borussia Dortmund

You won't get grouped here

[sweet fiber]

I got 12th..

[indigo knoll]

Next season

[tranquil abyss]

El Dorado getting plugged on Sky lol

Nobody drinks it apart from neds and alkies 😂

Then again, the game is in Maryhill tonight

[charred wharf]

Jayden richardson I believe

Name rings a bell tbf

[steady marlin]

yo

[tranquil abyss]

FT
Partick Thistle 1-1 St Mirren

All to play for on Monday

[brittle prism]

I guess that alright for season 1

[rustic yarrow]

dang

really wanted st mirren to win this one

[tranquil abyss]

It's only half time

Second leg on Monday night

[quasi roost]

Ronaldo has finally won the Saudi league 🥹
https://fixupx.com/AlNassrFC_EN/status/2057577340088054012

AlNassr FC (@AlNassrFC_EN)

The moment 🏆💛

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FixupX · May 21, 2026, 9:40 PM

[indigo knoll]

Good for him

But im starting to get jealous man

Where tf are our trophies

[quasi roost]

Dortmund will do it one day. You guys have been through a lot

[indigo knoll]

Unfortunately

But thats football

We have a good chance to win a trophy

That's the Franz Beckenbauer cup

Aka

As long as bayern win vs Stuttgart

We are playing the final

I hope we play them at home

I genuinely don't think we'll win it away

Although I think there won't be a home advantage for bayern

Either way

A new season is upon us soon

There will be many ups and downs

But we hope for the best like always

We are one big black yellow family

We will support the boys on the field

[quasi roost]

Thats right! Always wished Dortmund won a Bundesliga when they had Haaland, Jude and Sancho but I think they won the DFB Pokal in 2021 which is decent.

[copper nimbus]

I read this as “washed Dortmund”

😭😭

[stuck gulch]

Tbf as a bayern fan would have rather seen Reus just win it

That one season they screwed up

[fluid schooner]

Why tf is harry maguire not in England's squad?

hes played so well

And its the lads last chance

Wtf

[copper nimbus]

I still miss my united role

[copper nimbus]

Idkkk

I think he should have been called up

https://tenor.com/view/harry-maguire-maguire-manchesterunited-manchester-united-mufc-gif-2430927406647708633

Maguire

[stark oriole]

The haramball clásico had more goals than this unfortunately

[copper nimbus]

What’s this Clasico 😭

Atleti vs Arsenal?

Or atleti vs Getafe?

😭

[stark oriole]

It ended 2-1

[copper nimbus]

Oh

[stark oriole]

Meanwhile this game ended 0-0 😭😭

[copper nimbus]

Yeah

[copper nimbus]

Mmhhmm

[glass oar]

Oh yall talking liga Mx

[little mango]

Yo

Bruno Fernandes is better than K.D.B

[celest fractal]

yeah

[gritty jay]

Thats either low iq or ragebait

All time? Kdb

[little mango]

Prime vs Prime

[gritty jay]

Prime kdb was different bro

[little mango]

25/26 Bruno vs 19/20 K.D.B

[little mango]

Bruno is too 💯

[gritty jay]

Youre a man utd fan thats what it is

[little mango]

Both are the best tier

[little mango]

Debate or what?

[jovial plover]

Bruno is him

[little mango]

19/20 K.D.B:

Big Chances Created from Open Play: 19
Open Play Assists: 14

25/26 Bruno Fernandes:

Big Chances Created from Open Play: 19
Open Play Assists: 12

[jovial plover]

No set piece assist btw

[little mango]

Only proves Bruno is better at both set pieces and open play chance creation prime vs prime

[jovial plover]

20 assist Bruno magnifico fernandez ✨️

[little mango]

Bruno Fernandes 25/26

Total Big Chances Created: 32

[little mango]

K.D.B had 33 in 19/20

[jovial plover]

Bruno magnifico fernandez ✨️

[little mango]

Bruno has a game to go ❤️

[jovial plover]

Yay

[little mango]

Bruno MAY even bream Messi's record.

He is going in the history books.

[jovial plover]

Messi had 28

[little mango]

In the league

[jovial plover]

Olise was close

[little mango]

If we count all competitions club n country Bruno Fernandes has 23 Assists

[jovial plover]

https://tenor.com/view/bruno-hat-tip-bruno-fernandes-bruno-man-utd-gif-19727973

[little mango]

Next Season ALL COMPETITIONS.

I promise Bruno is bagging 30 assists MINIMUM.

[jovial plover]

Definitely possible

[charred wharf]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2057710927772815741

The Athletic | Football (@TheAthleticFC)

Thomas Tuchel has made it very clear during the course of his England tenure that he is not interested in “collecting talent” but in “building the best team”.
︀︀
︀︀This was the refrain he kept coming back to last October, when he did not recall Jude Bellingham.
︀︀
︀︀It was the most scrutinised act of his tenure - until this week, when it came to the selection of his World Cup squad.
︀︀
︀︀Tuchel was strikingly ruthless in not picking some very gifted individuals who have not yet delivered for him.
︀︀
︀︀Most significantly, Phil Foden and Cole Palmer.
︀︀
︀︀✍️ @JackPittBrooke
︀︀
︀︀FREE READ 🔗 nyti.ms/4wPmdVk

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FixupX · May 22, 2026, 6:31 AM

[real sluice]

Senegal dark horse

[indigo knoll]

Imagine Sénégal top the group of death

[charred wharf]

They could

I dont think they will though

Ive got them going to the quarterfinals after finishing 2nd

[real sluice]

Group of death? Iraq and France is easy

Norway very scary

[dire stratus]

how much worse can this get

[sweet fiber]

Who's gonna win each one

[pearl bough]

Bruh

[sweet fiber]

👀

[devout spear]

😞already wraps

[jovial plover]

John stones in the big 26

[sterile forge]

No foden, no trent, no Palmer.. even no maguire

[dire girder]

Is henderson just there for captain presence? Lol

[real sluice]

Hahah No: maquire, arnold, shaw, palmer, foden, tammy, FOTBALL IS COMING HOME TO AFRICA

England is being trolled by germany. Tuchel is a inside job

[sullen shore]

This looks like a round of 16 exit

[flat moth]

Pep goodbye announced officially

https://fxtwitter.com/mancity/status/2057765929799348410?s=46

Manchester City (@ManCity)

"What a time we have had together." 🩵

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FxTwitter · May 22, 2026, 10:10 AM

[dire stratus]

so its official

[flat moth]

Yes

Maresca ball

https://tenor.com/view/technical-decision-enzo-maresca-maresca-press-conference-chelsea-tactical-decision-gif-9128423615018743029

[dire stratus]

peps twin 🔥

i wonder how maresca is gonna feel coaching doku, haalandd and semenyo after a season with neto, g@rnacho and delap

[round estuary]

Pretty much all of Pep's era managers are washed now as well.

[dire stratus]

what is pep gonna do now ?

[round estuary]

Mourinho Ancelloti Simeone Conte Pellegrini Klopp if you count him

All of them are washed/semi washed

[flat moth]

Few years break probably

At least 1-2 years minimum

After it we will see

[stiff narwhal]

https://x.com/City_Xtra/status/2057767096570806390?s=20

City Xtra (@City_Xtra)

BREAKING: Despite his departure as Manager of #ManCity, Pep Guardiola will take up a role as a Global Ambassador for the City Football Group giving technical advice to the clubs in the group, working on specific projects and collaborations, @ManCity have announced.

X · May 22, 2026, 10:14 AM

read this

[flat moth]

Just an ambassador & advisory role

Wont be full time

[real sluice]

Alonso will never carry legacy

[dire stratus]

hmm i see

[real sluice]

Neither will that knobhead over at united

[rose shuttle]

sorry

[flat moth]

In the past he has said he wants to experience a world cup as a coach

Rest time will tell

[real sluice]

Well then he left a little to late lol

He should have left last year

[flat moth]

2030
2034

Still there

[real sluice]

Pepnis old

[flat moth]

He is 55
Thats not too much for a gaffer

[rose shuttle]

here we go morinhio to real madrid

[real sluice]

Well see if he makes it to 2030

[astral wave]

El Pep de Guardiola

You who is typing

You pinged me

[charred wharf]

Who

Me?

[astral wave]

@rose shuttle

[charred wharf]

Oh

[charred wharf]

Hmm

[astral wave]

Is Tuchel loco ?

[charred wharf]

No

[astral wave]

What is Tuchel doing

[rose shuttle]

what say bro

say wallahi bro say wallahi

[astral wave]

You pinged me with a GIF then it got deleted I saw the notification

[charred wharf]

Its pretty clear hes picking the players who hes already used quite a bit and are a tad bit more familiar with his system + others who fit the profiles he needs

[astral wave]

Well yes

[rose shuttle]

yup

[charred wharf]

Not just on who is more known or how big of a name they are

[astral wave]

So is he choosing a shit team ?!! Yes

[rose shuttle]

www.squidgame.com

[astral wave]

Chelsea FC VS National teams

Bye bye Chelsea

[charred wharf]

? What makes it shit lol

Hes just not picking players on name alone

Ffs

Hes picking the players who have generally done well with him with england

[rose shuttle]

who wanna to play efootball with me

[astral wave]

The performance of the club this season ofc it’s not only Chelsea players but sighs don’t do a team like this

[rocky phoenix]

lemme redownload it

[astral wave]

I’d like you to remember me how England performs in international competitions since Euro 2024

[charred wharf]

Well after euro 2024 we've only lost one professional game

And won every other one

[rose shuttle]

oooh

[glass hazel]

well

tuchel is good for england

[glad delta]

Noni Madueke? Jordan Henderson? Why?

Also I find that TAA being so much of a defensive liability that Tuchel picked a Spurs player ahead of him actually hilarious

[real sluice]

He is a german agent

England will be k ocked out from 16

Its a inside job lmao

[charred wharf]

Madueke has actually done pretty well under tuchel

[chilly summit]

Chelsea is playing against the best team in my country 💔✌️

I got a feeling Chelsea will still lose

[normal palm]

Where tf can I find mercurials in a size 13 😭

[dire stratus]

some football boot store

[regal wolf]

the uncle who sells shoes under a tree near my house

[normal palm]

Yeah da ting is like

There’s basically 0

[dire stratus]

check online

[normal palm]

I mean unless you guys know like a private vendor or something I am cooked

[normal palm]

I looked practically almost everywhere

[dire stratus]

surely u dint cuz no way cant find a size 13 mercurial in the internet 😭

country doesnt matter

[twin trellis]

size 13

😭

[normal palm]

Yeah

I mean I can fit size 12.5 I think

I am like 6.2/3 so

I mean 😭

[wide cloud]

Dont brother it'll be uncomfortable

[rain gate]

Djed spence propaganda

[rain gate]

I think quarters

[potent stirrup]

Hey all

How do I reach an admin?

[past fern]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[real sluice]

Whats the problem senior?

Is ramos going to wc

[flat moth]

https://fxtwitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/2057812416902135966?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 Sir Alex Ferguson sent a message to Pep Guardiola.
︀︀
︀︀“He is the greatest in this country; the tenure, the time, and for many, many reasons”, says Pep.
︀︀
︀︀“I'm happy that Sir Alex Ferguson, the greatest could see… I'm pretty sure to Sir Alex we are not the 'noisy neighbours', we are the neighbours”.

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FxTwitter · May 22, 2026, 1:14 PM

#11-days-to-go message for world cup

[charred wharf]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2057550156338245912

Rory Talks Football (@Rory_Talks_Ball)

Foden and Palmer battling to compete with Saka only for Madueke to get in the squad ahead of them

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FixupX · May 21, 2026, 7:52 PM

[kindred panther]

henderson chosen over morgan gibbs white and palmer

come on

[potent stirrup]

Ramos owns Sevilla now and retired as a player, so no lol

[potent stirrup]

Are you an admin?

[wide cloud]

Holy

I guess Tuchel is going for tenure but as an outsider I dont understand why Maguire wasn't picked

[thin bear]

#open-ticket-here

[sweet fiber]

👀

[real sluice]

Hakimi is he going to jail?

[charred wharf]

Hes gone with the 5 defenders hes routinely used during qualifiers

Maguire wasn't one of them

[real sluice]

Monaco should buy hakimi and ronaldo

[bitter crypt]

I'm so sad to see Pep leaving City

[regal wolf]

W reference

[normal palm]

I’ll take your word but i play football on the side a lot and the only boots in my size are f50s but like 😭

[wide cloud]

Nah I feel you my shoe size is 13.5 and playing with smaller size cleats is bothersome for the most part

[astral wave]

I shouldn’t have formulated like this but rather apart from Euro 2024, how did you perform

[smoky star]

I won't say much

I'll just post this

It's downloading wait...

[charred wharf]

under southgate?

[karmic marten]

https://giphy.com/gifs/michael-olise-psg-bayern-pre-match-lmf0PPajVrDSHzvJZ2

[exotic shale]

guys

who here is very good at footall

i need help

[dire stratus]

not me but i can try to help

[plain stone]

I’m wearing my speed portals rn size 7 ur welcome

[plain stone]

Bro this would be so painful boots are already tight even if there properly sized Omd

[vital elk]

Wth is this England team

How has Djed Spence, Dan Burn, Henderson, Madueke and Toney Scammed a place then

[dire stratus]

wow speed portals are pretty old
but they are way better f50s and crazy fasts which are more stiff

[wide cloud]

why is Alaba a free agent

[dire stratus]

he agreed to leave

[white mural]

Hi

[wide cloud]

wow but wasnt he a great defender for them

[devout spear]

Yo

[dire stratus]

was

sometimes

[white mural]

Consistency is key for defenders

[dire stratus]

for any player

position

[white mural]

Well more for defenders and goalkeepers because a mistake from then will lose you a game

[dire stratus]

how can u score when the attack is bad

u cant win by just defending perfectly can u ?

[rigid yew]

Yo @stark oriole

[white mural]

Yes but at least you can get a draw

[astral wave]

In the 21st century the best England did was a final at the Euro

[charred wharf]

Oh you mean England as a whole

[astral wave]

Well in football yes

[charred wharf]

I mean weve had our best performances in the 21st century more recently with a manager who went from being alright to just shoehorning in players

I think tuchel has been far more brutal with his selections which Im a fan of

You cant just shoehorn as many players as possible into the squad based on name alone and this time we have a far more balanced side

[astral wave]

I mean it worked for PSG with Enrique let’s see if it will too with England

[dire musk]

currently?

[dire stratus]

2018 no ?

[devout spear]

Nothing specific

[gleaming hatch]

not messi bro

[rigid yew]

Close! its 2016/17 euro france

[stark oriole]

I want it! 🔥🇫🇷

[devout spear]

So which club is leao joining now

[rigid yew]

Its fire🔥

That year he won UEFA Euro 2016 best player of toutnament

And golden boot of euro

So sad he couldnt win it🔥 🇫🇷

[stark oriole]

Despite it he was still the best player of the tournament

[hollow hedge]

o

[karmic marten]

Grizman so underrated
He deserves so much more

[devout spear]

First time hearing this

[weary gazelle]

This may be a “dumb” thing to ask, but I am new to football and want to start learning and getting into, is there anywhere I can go to just start getting into things?

[rigid yew]

Besides neymar he is also a prince who never became king

He couldve have ballon d'or ucl and euro

But still hes a legend even whitout these

A underated one

[karmic marten]

How?! It's a very popular option

[karmic marten]

Just choose any club and start supporting you will learn as you watch more

[weary gazelle]

Fair enough, anything on YouTube a new person should watch?

[karmic marten]

Yepp i was so sad when he lost to arsenal in semis this season
Still a legend, best atletico player of all time

[karmic marten]

Yeah watch yt videos if you're confused there are sooo many out there
Just search and watch 😀

[weary gazelle]

thanks man!

[rigid yew]

Im not an atletico fan tbh but that nigth i was sad

Not for simeone

But for grizi

He deserved a ucl final

And a cdr

[errant furnace]

He got one lol

And he missed a pen

[rigid yew]

The pen shouldve been retaken

I was sayng for his departature from atleri

It wouldve been nice a final in his last season

But with one or not he still a legend

[errant furnace]

Nah

Barca traitor

Blamed us for his terrible performances LOL

Also how can I get the Anderlecht club role

[civic glacier]

Bronze howler subscription gives you a team role

[errant furnace]

Are you having a laugh?

[patent escarp]

D-M open for guys, down to play Truth or Dare Also down to match pfps and vc

[thin bear]

No.

[dusty totem]

Coupe de France final

[sharp jungle]

Shit yo lefski dumb ass up

[dusty totem]

What is #football-lounge even about at this point?

[thin bear]

For real

[sharp jungle]

drama icl

[shrewd fractal]

lens might win a trophy fun

[thin bear]

Would be funny if Nice wins 😭

[dusty totem]

Maybe, if Nice doesn't somehow come back.

[shrewd fractal]

i hope lens get something for this amazing season

[dusty totem]

No. It would be painful and unbearable.

[shrewd fractal]

duking it with psg till like hte last 5 games is a huge achievement seeing as they have one of the best squads itw

[high berry]

No

[dusty totem]

I really don't want to see RC Lens being trophyless this season after a fantastic but failed title race, against OGC Nice, being in the relegation playoffs who may be going to the Europa league and relegated to Ligue 2 BKT.

[high berry]

I've never seen my club win a trophy

[dusty totem]

I've never seen my club in National 3.

[high berry]

Wait which club do you support?

[wise river]

YO WSG YALL

[karmic marten]

Gtfo

[near spoke]

Hello everyone! New here! I am Barca, Arsenal, and Liverpool fan! Favourite players, Maldini, Neuer, De bruyne Kane, Lewandowski and more! Hope to have a nice time here!

[white mural]

Ok

[near spoke]

Hello!

[white mural]

Hi