football-lounge

[idle canyon]

Donnarumma bailed them out in every knockout game

[trail berry]

That Villa was taking them out

[delicate hamlet]

we 5-0d inter bro what

[idle canyon]

Liverpool Villa Arsenal

[trail berry]

That's when you became dominant tbf

[delicate hamlet]

i guess

[trail berry]

Liverpool woulda cooked you had Darwin Nunez been basically any other striker in Europe

[idle canyon]

arne slot is just shit

i realized it from that game

[trail berry]

Villa was about to knock you out, literally clear as day they were putting you through an hydraulic press typa pressure

[delicate hamlet]

yeah

[idle canyon]

darwin núñez and curtis jones to take penalties

[trail berry]

Y'all were losing this if Pacho didn't save that one shot

[idle canyon]

nice decisions

worked out well

[trail berry]

Arsenal literally shot at Donnaruma a 100 freakin' times

[delicate hamlet]

who do u guys got on bayern vs psg

[trail berry]

And y'all were constantly under pressure

[idle canyon]

Bayern

[trail berry]

But Donnaruma balled out

[trail berry]

First to score wins ngl

[wind ibex]

Okay praise donnaruma he saved us a lot why say lucky

[coral shore]

bayern

[trail berry]

If PSG scores they will probably keep and increase the tempo and I don't see Bayern catching up to a 2 goal lead from a fired up PSG

[delicate hamlet]

bro the odds are like 22% psg win and 60% win bayern

[trail berry]

If Bayern scores y'all will get to hear that fuckass music which is imo some sort of psychological war

[delicate hamlet]

those odds are genuine bs

[trail berry]

And the Allianz will get turned up

[wind ibex]

Jabajabadoo... right,

[trail berry]

And ya won't never ever be able to get up from this

[trail berry]

Yes bro 😭

[wind ibex]

I can't sleep at all I only slept 1h bru😭 😭

[trail berry]

I deadass saw teams decompose after hearing that song after a Bayern opening goal

[wind ibex]

Sick + worried about them match msn

[delicate hamlet]

i cant sleep either i touched down in munich a few hours ago

[trail berry]

Literally a striking before and after

[delicate hamlet]

gotta represent for france at allianz

[trail berry]

That's some real commitment ngl

[idle canyon]

Goal | Bayern 1-0 PSG (5-5)

yabba dabbo doooo

[trail berry]

I respect that

[wind ibex]

Wish I m at Allianz dayum

[trail berry]

Now I hope you win just for you @delicate hamlet

[delicate hamlet]

im not even from paris lol

im from roscoff

but gotta show love for psg

[delicate hamlet]

your hopes mean a lot

[trail berry]

If this happens I'm seriously seeing PSG getting blasted into space bro

This song is psychological war

But ngl is Bayern really gonna win against Arsenal 🫩

[delicate hamlet]

hearing it once is bad but hearing it twice kills you

[delicate hamlet]

assuming they beat psg

if psg plays some class haramball

[trail berry]

That's the thing

[delicate hamlet]

we could win

[trail berry]

We can't let Arsenal win

[wind ibex]

😭

[trail berry]

But we can't let you win either

🫩

Let the UCL have some diversity

[idle canyon]

Bayern is best for us

[trail berry]

We dont want another Madrid type dictactorship

[wind ibex]

Were you happy that athletico got knocked out?

[idle canyon]

Yes

[trail berry]

No

[wind ibex]

Nah we need it

[trail berry]

Yesn't

[delicate hamlet]

of course not

[trail berry]

I was like fuck Arsenal

But at the same time

Fuck Simeone

[delicate hamlet]

if we end up losing id rather it be to bayern than arsenal

[wind ibex]

[delicate hamlet]

if in the future we reach the finals and we lose to arsenal

id rather take a 3-0 loss to bayern

than 1-0 to arsenal in the finals

[trail berry]

PSG scoring no goal and losing

[wind ibex]

Id lose my mind if we lost to arsenal if we reached the final

[delicate hamlet]

nah

[trail berry]

Giving me wet dreams 🚶

[delicate hamlet]

same here

[trail berry]

I think I'd want to reach space in glee

[delicate hamlet]

praying that isnt happening

[trail berry]

But the fact that Arsenal is the one doing this to you would send me crashing into the sun, voluntarily

[delicate hamlet]

match tomorrow is 9PM GMT here in munich

[trail berry]

Tbf I got nothing against Arsenal tbf

[delicate hamlet]

iirc

[wind ibex]

11pm for me

[trail berry]

I got nothing against them

[delicate hamlet]

just wanna shut them up

[trail berry]

But I hate their fans

And their habit of celebrating trophies before they actually win it

[wind ibex]

Yeah their fans need a rework

[trail berry]

I gotta see them suffer

[delicate hamlet]

this

[delicate hamlet]

where r u rn?

[trail berry]

Actually PSG y'all can have that second one Idc

We can't let Arsenal win

[wind ibex]

Someone was talking trash to me in TikTok when I said your gonna lose to either bayern or psg he said qualify first then we'll talk LIKE DUDE U ARE BOTTLING IT EVERY SEASON

[wind ibex]

Use untied Arab Emirates its 4am rn

Uae*

[trail berry]

Saw some dude celebrating the double in their chat

He was celebrating

Yes

They hadn't won anything yet

[wind ibex]

😭 can't be fr bru

[trail berry]

He was celebrating

[delicate hamlet]

ah ok

[trail berry]

Ignited some incredible amount of hate inside of me

[wind ibex]

I saw someone saying saka Ballon dor

After that goal

[delicate hamlet]

back home in roscoff its 3 am right now

ici cest paris

[trail berry]

Where is Roscoff?

Poland ?

[delicate hamlet]

very very tip top of france

[wind ibex]

France

[delicate hamlet]

small fishing commune

below ile de batz

very very very north western france

[wind ibex]

The only thing I like about the match was arsenal tiffo

[delicate hamlet]

i hate gyokeres

professional flopper and penalty merchant

[trail berry]

That's some niche shit

[wind ibex]

Yall saw that sorloth miss?

[trail berry]

Who's the most exciting striker in y'all opinion?

[trail berry]

Can't believe we conceded to these guys ngl

[delicate hamlet]

right now probably halaand imo

[trail berry]

I gotta get a striker to model my brother's training off of

[delicate hamlet]

osimhen is exciting right now as well

[trail berry]

My own project Mbappe if I do say so myself

[wind ibex]

Endrick been doing a little good with lyon

[trail berry]

Modeling my brother's training off of Endrick 💔

[stark oriole]

Tigres vs Nashville 🔥

[granite notch]

correa

[stark oriole]

Halftime
Tigres 0-0 Nashville
(1-0)

[ripe lark]

💎🏆

[stark oriole]

Tigres advances to the final of the CONCACAF Champions Cup

[terse rock]

@dense nimbus must be in joy right now

didn't let Cruz Azul pass huh?

[stark kettle]

[neon moss]

W

[high escarp]

Hello

Im not German what

[stark kettle]

ucl 2.0

[mint panther]

PSG, Bayern or Arsenal???

[celest charm]

Haram of all games incoming tonight

[granite fox]

PSG

[solemn glade]

https://x.com/VaduzFC/status/2051751668274872504

FC Vaduz (@VaduzFC)

WIR SIND CUPSIIEEEGER!!! Schlusspfiff in Vaduz | 4:3

#hoppvadoz #supportFCV #fcvaduz #VADUSV

X · May 5, 2026, 7:51 PM

[vestal fulcrum]

Why does the bot want to make this the #1 channel

[untold dock]

Hmm

[sonic rapids]

Still crazy to me how much Gabriel dived last game

Bro is the Vini Jr. of defenders

[umbral scaffold]

The Brazilian Rudiger😭

He’s so overrated

[safe owl]

frr😭 ✌️

[scenic wing]

@safe owl, React to a message with :sos: to report a user. For anything else, please use https://discord.com/channels/359039577362530314/734519056434200717

[night schooner]

@safe owl Please dont tag the whole role, if you have any specific questions open a ticket here #open-ticket-here

[sudden ledge]

Best channel

[vestal fulcrum]

What about #football-chat

[safe owl]

extremely sorry wont happen again

[night schooner]

No worries

[sudden ledge]

Its still #1

[safe owl]

thanks

[south helm]

To much brainrot kids

[celest charm]

Arsenal so good ya know

[sonic rapids]

I really feel like they‘ve been scamming their way through the cl

[earnest night]

Fr

[earnest night]

Nuh uhhhh

[sonic rapids]

You can‘t argue with results but I really hope the result-first approach Arteta has doesn‘t establish among europe.

[celest charm]

If we win PL it will revert back. This is arsenals must win season

Also, can’t blame Arsenal for facing Atletico 5-4-1 last night…. Like we face in every PL game

[sonic rapids]

All knockout games have been like this for them though. The Sporting tie was awful to watch, so was the atletico tie & Leverkusen tie.

[celest charm]

Not just Arsenal on the pitch

[sonic rapids]

Yeah but also Arsenal on the pitch

54% possession on average this cl, still the bodo glint run has felt more fun to watch

[quartz rover]

bruh.... why are you following me in a different server?

im sorry i upset you ig for banning you in a tennis server

i have never DMed you lol

<@&456785264677748737> sorry to bother you but this guy is following me on different servers because i banned him from a tennis server

[scenic wing]

@quartz rover, React to a message with :sos: to report a user. For anything else, please use https://discord.com/channels/359039577362530314/734519056434200717

[grave kraken]

ladies ladies

[quartz rover]

you literally pinged me here...

i have no plans to DM you lol, like i never have done before

[trail blade]

https://tenor.com/view/luis-diaz-luis-diaz-lucho-lucho-heart-gif-7224674161250895434

[polar kindle]

There isn’t really any exciting striker profile bar Endrick

[rare widget]

peter crouch

[fluid fox]

Bayern loves lucho

[brittle copper]

Thanks to all of you, #football-lounge is growing ! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/757224424717156396/1501565054095724726/image.png?ex=69fc88ee&is=69fb376e&hm=79c7b1bc56abc62fb0a5a20189bd87388532c645b86f6f6feeaeb637b31d8edb

[past fern]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[devout spear]

Which club is dumber

[shrewd fractal]

wesley fofana was offered to barca according to reports btw

if barca takes him they might take the crown

[charred wharf]

Everton for rejecting that

[pearl nacelle]

Hi everyone, can we discuss a position in my school league?

[wet folio]

???

[eager wasp]

correct decision

they would have spent it poorly and gotten relegated

sold him for a decent fee to spurs later anyway

[grand zinc]

which team to rage bait now?
I am lost

[eager wasp]

https://fxtwitter.com/fc_mossman/status/2051990107205296606?s=20

Spencer Mossman (@fc_mossman)

Understat's xPts model is better at predicting future point performance than current point results, who knew??
︀︀
︀︀📊1⃣
︀︀- xPts/match vs. Pts/match in the Premier League over the past twelve seasons, white data points highlighted for this season
︀︀- no real analysis, just sharing to show the 0.832 r-squared
︀︀
︀︀📊2⃣
︀︀- xPts/match from a team's previous PL season vs. Pts/match of the current season (as in, if they were in the league in 23/24 for example, that season's points vs. 22/23's xPts)
︀︀- r squared of 0.530, median dispersion of 0.190
︀︀
︀︀📊3⃣
︀︀- Pts/match from a team's previous PL season vs. Pts/match of the current season (as in, if they were in the league in 23/24 for example, that season's points vs. 22/23's points)
︀︀- r squared of 0.451, median dispersion of 0.236
︀︀
︀︀➡️ "Expected" models are better at predicting future results than current results... this one explains th…

FxTwitter · May 6, 2026, 11:39 AM

[fallen root]

Man city

Liverpool

Real Madrid

[flat moth]

Fascinating

Understat might be underrated

[brittle bear]

Barcelona is the greatest club of all time 💙❤️

[granite fox]

Guys

How have u been?

[sudden ledge]

Another day at work
How about you @granite fox

[granite fox]

school and home

[flat moth]

#11-days-to-go message

[celest charm]

36 days for England to get their expectations up

[dire musk]

not even the greatest club in Spain

[trail blade]

Yess

[latent needle]

Log off discord

Cant win an ucl

For 12 years

[brittle bear]

I am Madrid fan but Barca is bigger

[latent needle]

With that botched defense

Im crine

[dire musk]

then you are no Madrid fan

[latent needle]

Bro got that fcb tag

[brittle bear]

It’s coming home next year 💙❤️

[latent needle]

Who are you fooling

[dire musk]

we have more fans more money more trophies

[dire musk]

literally

[latent needle]

Who

[dire musk]

Real Madrid

[latent needle]

Son.

[dire musk]

am I wrong tho

[latent needle]

If football was based on fans

And money

How come yall trophyless for the 2nd year

In a ROW

[dire musk]

he asked “biggest club”

he didn’t ask for the best club

[latent needle]

Rma is not the biggest anyways

[dire musk]

who is then

[mystic elk]

Biggest club by trophies and money is Real

[dire musk]

that’s what I said

they’re acting delusional

[latent needle]

Probably bayern juventus

[dire musk]

?

[latent needle]

Who said trophies

[mystic elk]

Juventus SON💔😭

[latent needle]

He talked about fans

[latent needle]

Juventus has a greater history btw

[dire musk]

he’s a juve fan ofc he’s biased

[latent needle]

How am i biased

[mystic elk]

Juventus is mid

[dire musk]

Juve is not the biggest club in history

[brittle bear]

Who’s has the dumbest fans in football

[dire musk]

don’t push ur luck

[latent needle]

Rma or barca

[dire musk]

Arsenal has the most delusional

but most are okay

[dire musk]

Most rma and barca fans are just annoying

[brittle bear]

As a Madrid fan agree but not Barca

[brittle bear]

😭😭

[latent needle]

Bro

Keep your mouth shut

[dire musk]

you arent a Madrid fan

[latent needle]

Please.

[dire musk]

you have the fc barca role

[brittle bear]

Starboy Saka pushing 25 btw

[dire musk]

and the fc barca tag

[brittle bear]

Jk there’s are also really some delulu Barca fans

[dire musk]

like you

[mystic elk]

As a Barca fan no fans are delusional its some people

[brittle bear]

?

[dire musk]

Real Madrid is the biggest club in history based on trophies and money

that’s just fact

[mystic elk]

I agree

[brittle bear]

Yeah but look at Arsenal fans most of them are delusional

[mystic elk]

Barca and Madrid are rivals not enemies its just the stupid fans of both teams

[brittle bear]

Most delusional fans
Arsenal
Madrid
I am Madrid fans btw

[dire musk]

The only thing I will allow someone to take over Madrid is team prime

[dire musk]

you aren’t a Madrid fan bro

[brittle bear]

Yes I am 15 ucls

[mystic elk]

15 cups son 💔

[spark tundra]

we see the FCB tag mate 😭

[trail blade]

Huh

[dire musk]

is he even trying to hide it

[granite fox]

James???

[mystic elk]

Rodrigueeeeeez

[spark tundra]

hes trolling

[spark tundra]

yes

[trail blade]

Yesss

[spark tundra]

the goat

[tawdry gust]

Well I see the FCB tag, you must be a FC Bayern fan then?

[granite fox]

Guys

[spark tundra]

james

[granite fox]

Need any predection by me before I dissapear?

[mystic elk]

James Rodriguez in Bayern or Madrid

[dire musk]

who’s winning tonight

[spark tundra]

3-2 bayern win the match, psg win on penalties

[granite fox]

PSG with 1 or 2 goals advantage

[spark tundra]

madrid

[granite fox]

Btw remember

I told 1-0 or 2-1 Arsenal and 1-0 happend

So if u need to bet dm me u will be rich

[mystic elk]

PSG win 6-5 Aggregate

[granite fox]

I also predicted Milan vs Juve

[trail blade]

Bayern will win 4-2

[brittle bear]

Yes Bayern fans but Barca own us and they’re the greatest club

[trail blade]

After extra time

[granite fox]

Maddi

[charred wharf]

https://x.com/i/status/2052053592522080381

Passport Soccer (@passport_soccer)

🇬🇭 Ghana squad for an International Friendly vs. 🇲🇽 Mexico.

🆕 14 first-time call ups.
🔁 2 new dual-national additions: Francis Amuzu & Jesurun Rak-Sakyi.
🇬🇭 This is largely an experimental squad, with these players making the case to be included in the main World Cup squad.

X · May 6, 2026, 3:51 PM

[brittle bear]

Not me

[dire musk]

rage bait

[brittle bear]

Arsenal will not go trophy less

[granite fox]

@trail blade if my prediction is correct u will give me smthing

[mystic elk]

Ragebait

[brittle bear]

They are winning the prem for sure ucl probably

[dire musk]

I have hope in their bottling skills

[latent needle]

What.

[tawdry gust]

Damn you’re right

[dire musk]

wdym ucl probably

[trail blade]

Huh

[granite fox]

Are u bayern fan?

[trail blade]

Give you what? 😭

[latent needle]

Ucl probably

Folk WHAT

[trail blade]

??

[dire musk]

Arsenal are not favorites against either Bayern or psg

[granite fox]

Wtf I did not mean what u think 😭

[trail blade]

Are you okay? 😭

[granite fox]

Be my friend I mean

[trail blade]

I’m just asking

[granite fox]

U will be my friend

[trail blade]

What are you thinking about

[trail blade]

Uhmm

[granite fox]

To become my friend

[latent needle]

So you will give bro something or nah

[brittle bear]

Now a days I mean daddy raphinha hat trick

[granite fox]

And nothing more

[trail blade]

Why do you want me to be your friend

[trail blade]

What was your prediction anyways

[brittle bear]

They got chance the best defensive backline

[dire musk]

he’s lonely

[trail blade]

Uhm

[latent needle]

He wants friends ig

[dire musk]

against the best offensive trio

[brittle bear]

Gyokeres the best st

[latent needle]

Bro.

[dire musk]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappe-laugh-mbappe-laughing-then-scared-gif-11698670082677372157

[latent needle]

You are trolling

You gotta be

[dire musk]

say wallahi bro say wallahi

[brittle bear]

Also the ucnboy saka

Wdym trolling

[dire musk]

what makes gyokeres better than Kane

[granite fox]

Cus u seem good

[brittle bear]

His celebration

[granite fox]

PSG win with 1 or 2 goals advantage

[trail blade]

Thanks 😭

[trail blade]

I think Bayern will win 4-2

[granite fox]

Np

[dire musk]

sonion

[granite fox]

Alr think whatever u want

[trail blade]

After extra time

[granite fox]

Ok Maddi

We will text during match ok?

[brittle bear]

[trail blade]

Uhmm

Idk

[granite fox]

U decide

[dire musk]

what about other than his celebration

[trail blade]

I’m confused

😭

[brittle bear]

Whoever wins tonight will bottle against arsenal best team in the prem

[trail blade]

I might not be able to also I don’t know you that well but I hope you enjoy the game ^^

[brittle bear]

His speed

[granite fox]

Whoever wins tonight congrats to them

[trail blade]

😵‍💫

[granite fox]

Alr

[granite fox]

🍝

[latent needle]

Ref send him off

[trail blade]

[granite fox]

I’m the ref

So I can’t send myself off

[granite fox]

Btw I’m not joking I’m a ref irl

[trail blade]

Bye bye

[trail blade]

Thank you for this information

😭

[latent needle]

Ledion you gotta get your game up

[granite fox]

😭

[latent needle]

This not the way

[granite fox]

I’m thinking abt it

I still have time

[trail blade]

Can you guys talk about football

😵‍💫

[granite fox]

Yeah

[scarlet marsh]

yeahhh

[granite fox]

I’m a ref and I give yellow cards

[mystic elk]

Im blind im deaf i wanna be a ref

[scarlet marsh]

I give red

[granite fox]

I’m not blind, I’m not deaf and I’m a good ref

[dire musk]

give the whole chat red cards

[granite fox]

But but ref what did I do???

[latent needle]

Definetely

[trail blade]

Ty ^^

[latent needle]

Deadass

[brittle bear]

As a football fans we all must accept Messi and Cristiano are not the goat neither of them

[granite fox]

Np

[scarlet marsh]

absolutely nothing

[dire musk]

what did lounge turn into

[dire musk]

please stop talking

[mystic elk]

🟥 Red card to player Obito (High tackle on the opponents head)

[brittle bear]

😢😢

[dusty totem]

Football chat.

[granite fox]

Red card to Bladi for being french

[dire musk]

how are you even allowed here

[mystic elk]

Im not french mdrrrr

[brittle bear]

Wdym

[mystic elk]

im supportijf France

[granite fox]

U have france flag

Still a red card

[mystic elk]

My country got eliminated from the Wc qualifiers

[sharp cradle]

L france

[dire musk]

my country has never even been in a wc

so I’m supporting the team I like the most

[brittle bear]

Neither mine

[granite fox]

Where are u from

[dire musk]

dominican republic

[trail blade]

..

[granite fox]

Hmmm

[latent needle]

Approached her like a sunday league defender im crine

[scarlet marsh]

Are you guys going to stream today's match?

[granite fox]

Maddi

[brittle bear]

Out

[granite fox]

U saw nothing

[granite fox]

Hm hm

[dire musk]

WDYM OUT

[granite fox]

Ban?

[dire musk]

AM I NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE FOOTBALL

[dusty totem]

Did #football-chat close or?

[dire musk]

worse 😭

[trail blade]

.

Stop being weird.

[granite fox]

U saw nothing

Nothing

It was ur eyes

[brittle bear]

Nope Dominican people know nothing

[dire musk]

what did you send

[granite fox]

Not real

[lost dawn]

Stop and move onto something else

[granite fox]

Imagination

[trail blade]

😵‍💫

[granite fox]

Hahahaha stop crying bro

[lost dawn]

Not going to ask twice

[trail blade]

Please stop 😓

[dire musk]

mute him..

[latent needle]

Give it up son

Making her scared

[dire musk]

did you see what he sent

[lost dawn]

No

[granite fox]

You can give me red rn

[latent needle]

From football to straight up harassing women😭

[dusty totem]

Isn't #football-lounge supposed to punish people without warnings?

[trail blade]

.

[latent needle]

Nah

[dusty totem]

Whatever.

[lost dawn]

Ight move on pls

[trail blade]

Mhm..

[latent needle]

You got a nice bame

Name

[dire musk]

I think he wants us to talk about football

[trail blade]

^

maddiball actually

[charred wharf]

football football football

footie football calcio soccer football

[dire musk]

anyway as I was saying I’m support France because my country Dominican Republic hasn’t qualified to the World Cup

[latent needle]

Mbappe is one of the most overrated players ever

[dire musk]

I think he’s unique

[latent needle]

Move out

[teal cedar]

this might sound stupid but would u guys support haiti? idk im just curious

[thin bear]

wasn't #football-lounge for "Starter" role and higher?

[dusty totem]

You should've supported Mexico Yuno Ball.

[latent needle]

Haiti qualified?

[teal cedar]

yes

[dusty totem]

Good question.

[latent needle]

With all the matter going down in the country i didnt think so

[dire musk]

definitely not Haitians and Dominicans are like fire and ice it’s calmed down now but it’s still there

[trail blade]

I think it’s for activity or having ftbl tag

[teal cedar]

nah bc the 3 best concacaf teams qualified automatically

[teal cedar]

alr i was just curious

[dire musk]

nws

[latent needle]

Prestianni is banned

[teal cedar]

for how long

[thin bear]

yeah, but like, guys who joined the server yesterday or today and don't talk are already here

[latent needle]

From the first two matches of the wc

[teal cedar]

fifa banned him?

[latent needle]

Hes bad whatsoever

[latent needle]

Yep

[teal cedar]

surely uefa would ban him

not fifa

bc it happened in a uefa competition

[thin bear]

Benfica fans don't agree with that

[latent needle]

I hate benfica with a burning passion

[upper tartan]

why will prestiani be selected, surely argentina has better players than him

[drifting pebble]

Anyone hating on saka needs to apologize

[thin bear]

8 matches ban from european competitions

but fifa put 2 matches in wc

[teal cedar]

ohhh that makes more sense

[trail blade]

Idk.. and now it’s less of a safe space and also more off topic and not talking about football

[trail blade]

Mhm

[thin bear]

me too, but Prestianni is a good player

[thin bear]

fr

[dusty totem]

I can't even put 3 flags in my username because the last flag is turning into a letter.

The 3 flags are France, Morocco and Haiti.

Because I'm supporting these 3.

[teal cedar]

yk what

i want haiti to do well in the wc

just for the fun of it

[dusty totem]

Brazil grouped? 💀

[teal cedar]

nah

[dusty totem]

Morocco grouped? 💀

[teal cedar]

i have a horrible feeling we will get grouped

our group is underratedly hard

[dusty totem]

If Tuchel takes Chelsea players then yes.

[celest charm]

Zzz

[teal cedar]

he wont

[dusty totem]

Obviously.

[teal cedar]

only chelsea player that gets in the squad rn

is palmer

yk what

prem players that get in the england sqad

squad

team by team

Arsenal: Rice, Lewis-skelly, Saka

Man city: guehi, trafford

Man united: maguire, mainoo

liverpool: no one

villa: rogers, watkins

palace: wharton

forest: anderson, gibbs-white

west ham: bowen

spurs: spence (maybe), solanke (maybe)

lowk cant think of anyone else

i may have missed people

[shrewd fractal]

if rj is fit he gets in cus tuchel likes him

[teal cedar]

will he be fit tho?

[shrewd fractal]

yeah

shud be fit for us by the end of the season

[teal cedar]

oh alr

[shrewd fractal]

hes alr on the bench

[teal cedar]

then he gets in

easily

[shrewd fractal]

yeah

[teal cedar]

does solanke get in

[shrewd fractal]

hes prob the best at defense and offense in the rb department for england

[shrewd fractal]

hmm

idts

[teal cedar]

i think tuchel would go kane, watkins, solanke

[shrewd fractal]

esp with how spurs ahve been playing

[teal cedar]

ye tbf

but tbf its not rlly his fault

hes still a good striker

and idk who else tuchel would take tbh

[trail blade]

😵‍💫

[shrewd fractal]

true but dosent reflect well

[trail blade]

😭

[charred wharf]

No we wont

"Ghana" and "panama" arent that hard

[latent needle]

https://tenor.com/view/arsenal-trophy-speak-no-trophy-gif-9452017403246473757

[charred wharf]

One of them literally couldnt qualify for afcon

[teal cedar]

nah but they are better now iirc

[latent needle]

This is one of the easiest groups

[charred wharf]

Ehh not really

Theyve lost their last 4 games

Theyre also missing some pretty big names like kudus and salisu

[latent needle]

Im tired boss

[charred wharf]

I just dont see them doing well

The only nation thats challenging in our group is croatia

[errant heron]

YO

lemme speak arsenal type ball

"next season we win sextuiple"

[brittle bear]

There are winning the league

[latent needle]

https://tenor.com/view/naruto-anime-akatsuki-were-leaving-leaving-gif-17362227

[brittle bear]

Akatsuki

It’s not that I like them or hate them but bro come on

[latent needle]

Notice how everyone is leaving

[ocean zealot]

English only

[sharp cradle]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[broken creek]

Hey guys, I'm developing a soccer app that combines Letterboxd, Reddit, MPP, and Twitter. If any French folks are interested in testing the beta, hit me up, t'd be awesome to get your feedback

[ocean zealot]

#open-ticket-here

Please dont'jsut promote stuff without permission

[wide cloud]

we're FEASTING tonight my neutral brothers

[eternal isle]

yo

[dusty totem]

Why is Al Ahli so shit 💀🥀

[cyan egret]

Talkin bout sum al ahli during ucl

[stark oriole]

Psg might go through to the final

[upper tartan]

yes

great

As long as no ballondor for kane

[dusty totem]

Yes. Because I can.

Because I am Bernard.

[pine fulcrum]

ROBBERY IF THE SEASON

ROBBRY IF THE SEASON

THIS REF IS SO BAD

[sweet fiber]

Final before final

[vocal zodiac]

Lmao

[dusty totem]

PINHEIRO PLEASE STOP

[vocal zodiac]

Actually robbing bayern

[dusty totem]

😭

[small rune]

as much as i defend psg for ts if this happened to madrid psg would call us vardrid

[vocal zodiac]

Potential red card robbed

Pen robbed

Lol

[dusty totem]

Red card + Pen

[reef socket]

if you actually think thats a pen yall should stop watching the game and stick to another sport

[vocal zodiac]

Proper handball

Please stop coping

[balmy wraith]

This wouldn’t have been a red card but it sure was a free kick for bayern

[vocal zodiac]

True I said potential

But was a foul nonetheless

[reef socket]

please stop watching this game and read the rulebook

it would only apply if they went out of their way to purposely hit it at his hand to stop the other team from getting it, this was not the case

[small rune]

some people told me olise better than vini🤣

[dusty totem]

PSG's 1st robbery in history?

[fervent vortex]

Just wasnt a robbery

[shrewd fractal]

historic

marseille would be proud

[placid needle]

Psg bayern 2nd leg has a bad chat rn

[dusty totem]

No they wouldn't? 💀

What are you talking about?

[reef socket]

this is what i said but apparently i'm "coping" people watch the game and don't even know its rules

[shrewd fractal]

arent marseille historical cheaters

[placid needle]

They wouldnt be proud because they rivals

And that one is unrelated but yes it was bad

[dusty totem]

That's not the subject.

Also, PSG already won one UCL without any robbery.

[fervent vortex]

Like sure the rule may be absurd but its already been made

I think its quite fair

[shrewd fractal]

yeah i know but i was making a joke about marseille cheating lol

[fervent vortex]

Imagine youre unaware of your surrounding and a clearance by your teamste is made

[fervent vortex]

If it wasnt blocked it still wouldnt give any advantage to the opps

[reef socket]

i mean i dont think its absurd at all just normal

^

if it wasnt blocked it was being cleared anyways

[dusty totem]

HT | BAY 0 : 1 PSG (4 - 6)
3' Ousmane Dembele

[remote ocean]

olise is getting destroyed rn

[indigo knoll]

As he should, literally doesn't do anything.

Gets the ball and can't drive it

Loses possession too much

And overall just reacts slow

Not his game

Or maybe his half

[remote ocean]

its just people underrating nuno

[indigo knoll]

Another 45 then we'll see

[cosmic torrent]

Bayern are scared

Of arsenal

Saka’s word.

https://tenor.com/view/war-dogs-war-dogs-movie-stressed-facepalm-gif-5727928

[dusty totem]

Here are today's U17 AFC Asian Cup results:

Group C:
Yemen 0 : 1 Vietnam
South Korea 1 : 1 UAE
Table:

1. Vietnam (3) + 1
2. South Korea (1) + 0
3. UAE (1) + 0
4. Yemen (0) - 1

• South Korea is tied with UAE

Group D:
Australia 4 : 0 India
Uzbekistan v North Korea (Cancelled)
Table:

1. Australia (3) + 4
2. Uzbekistan (0) + 0
3. North Korea (0) + 0
4. India (0) - 4

• Uzbekistan is tied with North Korea

-# Sorry for off-topic

[indigo knoll]

North Korea to pull away last match 👀

[winter river]

Beitar Jerusalem could genuinely win the league for the first time since 2008. If they win, it will be the longest active drought broken by a team who have previously won a league in UEFA this year.

The title of longest league drought broken so far this year in UEFA is FC Thun who won their first league title in their 128 year club history. The title of longest active drought broken by a team who have previously won a league in UEFA this year is currently held by Levski Sofia, who won the league for the first time since 2009.

[opal galleon]

Can’t believe that wasn’t a pen

[raven turret]

Bro lwk Portugal have to win the wc for diogo jota

[opal galleon]

I see, you can’t seriously believe referees are sticking to all the rules

[opal galleon]

Ayo fellow Sikh

Pen for me but o well

[winter river]

There's also Hearts of Midlothian, who could destroy that with a broken drought since 1960.

[raven turret]

U sikh too?

Man likee

[dusty totem]

Spartak won the Russian Cup 1-0 against CSKA, with a goal of Litvinov (idk who that is 💀) , 2nd goal this season in all competition, and an assist of... Marquinhos.

Anyways, the 2nd leg is about to start.

[winter river]

Spartak Moscow

[severe plume]

where do i send media

[dusty totem]

You need to be activ- why are you in #football-lounge ...

You're a green role you're not supposed to be there 💀

[severe plume]

Where should i be then?

[winter river]

You need the "Image Permissions" role I think

[severe plume]

@stone wedge is me this is my new account

[dusty totem]

Any other channels but this.

This channel is supposed to be for people with atleast starters roles.

[winter river]

I think this is open because #football-chat is closed because of the UCL matches.

[severe plume]

im confused

so

i just joined the server tho

i mean not just but

i dont use it

[dusty totem]

It's always open now.

[dusty totem]

You just joined the server and you get access to it instantly, questions need to be asked.

[normal scaffold]

Paris will crush Arsenal

[winter river]

Droughts are meant to be broken.

[dusty totem]

I don't know anything about the Cereal league. I don't follow that.

[winter river]

help 😭 to be fair not many people know that much about most UEFA leagues

[vocal zodiac]

Mid game

[winter river]

Tomorrow either Braga or Freiburg will make the final of the UEL (and hopefully win the whole thing)

[dusty totem]

The only things people know about are the Premier league and LaLiga, the rest, nothing.

[winter river]

and then there are the die hards that check up on some of the niche ones

[queen lake]

psg vs arsenal

naw

[severe plume]

oh no haha i didnt just join @stone wedge is my old account

this is my new one

[rustic yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/jynxzi-ronaldo-meme-ronaldo-jynxzi-meme-jynxzi-ronaldo-gif-12663330473407982384

[ocean zealot]

Can you #open-ticket-here to explain? Having two accounts isn’t permitted on discord so we need to settle some things then :))

[trail blade]

No more luis diaz ballon dor 😔

[subtle shale]

Never in this reality

[opal galleon]

He was never getting it

[trail blade]

He was 😓

[charred wharf]

olise was awful tonight

[trail blade]

Can I ask you a question in off topic

[dusty totem]

FT | BAY 1 : 1 PSG (5 - 6)
3' Ousmane Dembélé
90+4' Harry Kane
PSG IS IN THE FINALS FOR A 2ND CONSECUTIVE TIME!

[trail blade]

Diaz is better 🥺

[charred wharf]

At least kane scored

[opal galleon]

Agreed

Referee was horrible too damn

[brittle bear]

All these efforts psg put just to lost to arsenal ❤️

[opal galleon]

Atleast Arsenal will get their ass whooped

[ocean zealot]

Yes

[trail blade]

Oki

[dusty totem]

The 3rd Ligue 1 McDonald's UCL is coming.

[sweet fiber]

I hope arsenal wins

[stark oriole]

PSG Arsenal may 30th 2026

[barren gull]

how

I’d say he did a decent job

Other than the Kane foul

[dusty totem]

t

The fuck?

[wintry jackal]

Happened to me

[thin bear]

where?

[dusty totem]

#champions-league

[thin bear]

I have it for 15 seconds only

[dusty totem]

They removed it.

[stark oriole]

Griezmann World Cup 2026 Panini 🥹 if only this was actually real

[gusty tapir]

Hello I am new

Came here after watching PSG and munich

[stark oriole]

2022

[cinder knoll]

new tag?

[stark oriole]

He played in the World Cup 2022

[flat moth]

https://x.com/will_jeanes/status/2052131254997328278?s=46

Will Jeanes (@will_jeanes)

This year will be just the fourth European Cup/Champions League final between teams from two different capital cities — and the first since since 1971:

1962: Benfica v Real Madrid

1966: Real Madrid v Partizan Belgrade

1971: Ajax v Panathinaikos

2026: PSG v Arsenal

X · May 6, 2026, 8:59 PM

[stark oriole]

All of them i believe

[devout knot]

i hope the worst for the fucking ref

not to mention the overrated fuck of olise who didnt do shit the whole fucking game

overrated as hell

only luis diaz showed up today

[upper tartan]

Ela des ela sobe

[calm bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-maccdanny-gif-8442912330660200044

[calm bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/son-son-meme-harry-poyser-elliot-walley-cms-shadow-gif-5315431255395398649

[tall sorrel]

Just a bad day at the office for him

[opal galleon]

Every 50/50 decision went psg way, handball offense, fouls

[tall sorrel]

Cheap excuse

[barren gull]

Very cheap excuse

Only foul I can think of that should’ve went Bayerns way is the foul on Kane

And maybe a couple corners

Def slightly favoured towards psg, but he made a lot of great calls

Both handball decisions were great, Diaz thing wasn’t a foul

[delicate hamlet]

caught something wicked in munich but psg won

even if im sick as fuck now

psg won

gtfo

[opal galleon]

Just my opinion

Ref was bad, do I think Bayern deserved to win? Also no

[opal galleon]

The handball on mendes?

[barren gull]

Was arm

Rewarch it

[opal galleon]

He moved his arm up there

[celest fractal]

Hello

[celest fractal]

agreed

[fair schooner]

croatia aint winning son

[celest fractal]

aye you never know

[wooden obsidian]

I rep the states

We also aint winning

[fair schooner]

until prime luca modrics come

[celest fractal]

Did i think they would make WC final 2018? No did i think they would be 3rd 2022 WC no

lol

[fair schooner]

lol

[celest fractal]

Spain i reckon will win

[fair schooner]

i mean if lamine returns yes

[celest fractal]

spain vs Argentina final i reckon

[celest fractal]

yeah

Croatia will probs go to quater or semi finals

[wooden obsidian]

I think spain or france will win

[fair schooner]

depending on an 18 year old is crazy

[celest fractal]

HAHAHA

[fair schooner]

ill say youll go more far than brazil

[celest fractal]

Yeah 100%

I still cant belive they beat brazil last world cup

lol

i screamed so much

[fair schooner]

brazil lost its flair

italy too

[celest fractal]

Yes

im happy about that

ngl

[fair schooner]

whyy

[celest fractal]

i was rooting for bosnia

[fair schooner]

italy back then

oh son

[celest fractal]

yeah back in 2006 they were good

but not not so much

[brisk girder]

Do you guys support countries that you have connections to

[celest fractal]

Yes

[fair schooner]

ig

[brisk girder]

Supporting England and France

[celest fractal]

Nice

[wooden obsidian]

Yes

Which is why i support USMNT

[earnest night]

Yeah I support Canada cuz I live here and Portugal cuz I like Ronaldo

[civic glacier]

Hey

[celest fractal]

I kinda want scottland to go far

the way they quallified was amazing

[brisk girder]

Scottish?

[celest fractal]

Nah im not scottish

[brisk girder]

I wish that wales qualified

[celest fractal]

it would just be nice to see them go far

[brisk girder]

Not Bosnia no offence

[celest fractal]

ahaha

For me its Australia and croatia

[earnest night]

Who’s a Real Madrid supporter here

[celest fractal]

Not me

[fair schooner]

could never me lol

[valid viper]

according to the current interpretation of the law, the referee got the decision right, even if the reasons why were not communicated entirely clearly. If a handball occurs after the ball is kicked by one of the culpable player’s team-mates, then there is an exemption.

[craggy surge]

Hey chat

[celest fractal]

Hey

How's it going

[celest fractal]

Barca fan?

[craggy surge]

I prefer Barca

[celest fractal]

I dont support la liga

But if I did probs athletico madrid

[craggy surge]

Madrid 🤢

[celest fractal]

Lol

[craggy surge]

I hope Brazil stops sucking this world cup

[celest fractal]

Abahaha

[obtuse oyster]

7-1

[celest fractal]

4-2 on pens

[earnest night]

That’s very offensive to madridistas I hate u

[copper nimbus]

I predicted 4-2 😭

To Bayern

Instead we got a 1-1

[earnest night]

[lethal mountain]

ahh thats really bad mate florentino perez just got his feelings hurt man

[flint plume]

yo

wsp

[upper tartan]

great

hbu

[wooden obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-teemu-pukki-minnesota-united-fc-major-league-soccer-approved-gif-7460655515908319373

Thank you for helping me remember the goat Teemu Pukki

[upper tartan]

championship streets wont forget

[flint plume]

gd

[flint plume]

yk alahly egypt ?

[upper tartan]

yes

[flint plume]

they r losin so hard sadly

[upper tartan]

i had a discord friend who was an al ahly fan ||(and a racist as well)||

[wooden obsidian]

Indeed bro

Streets will never forget Teemu Pukki

[upper tartan]

only 5 matches tho?

wait

nvm

smths wrong

how do they have 50 points and 5 matches

[flint plume]

bro this is the first time alahly is being third

[flint plume]

2 legs
first leg 20 matches
and second is 6

[upper tartan]

oh, were they like bayern or psg?

[flint plume]

they got 45 leagues

sadly we r so bad this season

[upper tartan]

upsets happen

[flint plume]

nah this is the first time

we gotta play the african league for the first time

[stark oriole]

LAFC advances or Toluca remontada? 👀🔥

[upper tartan]

draw and lafc advances

[copper nimbus]

[devout knot]

true but what a bad fucking time to have one

[undone rune]

Hi

[upper tartan]

hi

[copper nimbus]

hi

[copper nimbus]

LAFC advances

I don’t know much 😭

Well except son advancing

[stark oriole]

I want Toluca to advance so it can be a liga mx final en the Concachampions

[gritty agate]

I want to jump

[glacial elbow]

Dembele needs to save football

[astral wave]

You mean score against Arsenal ?

[glacial elbow]

Yes and beat arsenal

[astral wave]

Beating Arsenal yes and scoring against them well probably

3-1 for PSG in the final

[copper nimbus]

PSG 2

Arsenal 1

In the ucl final

[astral wave]

3-1

They have 6 goals in the UCL

[gritty agate]

DONE DONE DONE DONE

I GENUINELY

[astral wave]

PSG has 23 goals in the UCL

In the knockout stage

[astral wave]

What done ?

[copper nimbus]

Done?

[stark oriole]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/993007835480866897/1501790405996576859/IMG_8933.png?ex=69fd5ace&is=69fc094e&hm=42fd22d734005674e938d852e3f0031ed222b2adb2f6d0a18a0348f4e3a0c9ad&

What a game

[wide terrace]

Hello

[copper nimbus]

Your prediction is done

[stark oriole]

I FINALLY got one correct

[copper nimbus]

Mhm

[gritty agate]

Oouugghhh this is gonna be on my list of devastated losses in my years of watching football

[stark oriole]

Happens to the best of us

Like me yesterday and on 14 april

[quasi roost]

https://fixupx.com/CuriosidadesEU/status/2052026955667567009
"The greatest goalscorers of Europe's biggest clubs."
Edit: Twitter auto translates so I didn't realize the post is orginally in a different language

Curiosidades Europa (@CuriosidadesEU)

Os maiores artilheiros dos grandes clubes europeus.

**💬 22 🔁 63 ❤️ 908 👁️ 18.5K **

FixupX · May 6, 2026, 2:05 PM

However I would say

Juventus and Arsenal are the only top 10 club missing

from this post

You could argue Atelti too but I don't think they are ahead of those ten clubs

[tight ruin]

https://x.com/statmusefc/status/2052128028650606968?s=46&t=8etrFVKuEflGiIYCxCp2Xg

StatMuse FC (@statmusefc)

Jamal Musiala vs PSG:

0 goals
0 assists
0 chances created
0 big chances created
0 key passes
0 through balls

He has 4 G/A in 25 matches in UCL knockout rounds.

X · May 6, 2026, 8:47 PM

[shrewd fractal]

oof i fell asleep at halftime, was it actually a robbery?

[lost horizon]

Honestly not really

The ref wasn’t great

But Bayern past half played quite scared

[copper nimbus]

There should have been a penalty I think

[copper nimbus]

Wasn’t great again

[lost horizon]

Pacho was incredible

[copper nimbus]

After the first leg

And I saw things that he was going to be benched

[lost horizon]

Some players are like that

[copper nimbus]

But I guess he showed he’s a great cb

Mhm

[lost horizon]

Got to light the fire under their feet

[copper nimbus]

He reacted well

Nobody can

Deny that

[copper nimbus]

Mhm

[lost horizon]

That Kane goal was a rocket

PSG did a good job locking him down though

[copper nimbus]

Mhm

But too late

😵‍💫

[lost horizon]

I think tactically Enrique showed his experience

[copper nimbus]

Bayern tried tho

Especially in the first half

But it seemed like kompany

[lost horizon]

While Kompany has made me a fool his subs confused me

[copper nimbus]

Couldn’t get a response out of the players

[copper nimbus]

Jackson came on right

[lost horizon]

Like yeah psg have a better bench

[copper nimbus]

😭

[lost horizon]

Yeah

I think like 80’

[copper nimbus]

Idk

If it was the right sub

But he’s a striker

[lost horizon]

Jackson isn’t a horrible player but he’s not scoring a game winner

[copper nimbus]

I guess you have to put everyone in attack

[copper nimbus]

Mhm but because he’s a striker ig

That’s what I assume

Are Bayern going to buy him out?

[lost horizon]

No

[copper nimbus]

I mean buy him

After his Loan

[lost horizon]

They already said no

[copper nimbus]

Oh 😭

[lost horizon]

Yeah

[copper nimbus]

How much do Chelsea what

Want

*?

[lost horizon]

50-60 million

Which they paid for Joao Pedro

And like Pedro is a much better footballer lol

[agile hedge]

Look at this

[lost horizon]

Most football fans are morons

Idk what to tell you

[agile hedge]

Why is dembele higher than mbappe (now i know that he won the 2025 ballon dor but a year ago mbappe left psg to go to real madrid to cause chaotic troubles to xabi alonso's managerial carrer)

[lost horizon]

You can criticize mbappe for being a mini dictator all you want when you have the French president call you up personally

And beg you to stay

[next root]

Can someone translate

Bruh I can’t talk off topic ts thing banned me for trolling when I just said ØDEGARD

[flat moth]

Best player for PSG

rest based on %’s you can see

What people voted the most

[astral wave]

Grizou the goat

PSG vs Atlètico would have been a better final

[atomic plover]

no way

atletico were a goal down and didnt play attacking football

[astral wave]

Yea Atletico is haram ball just like Arsenal but I’m talking with a PSG supporter opinion. PSG faced an English team 5 times in 2 UCL before a final

It’s starting to get redundant

If we could have had a more "European championship" it could have been fun

[atomic plover]

aight

[stark oriole]

Goatmann ❤️🇫🇷

[warped spoke]

yt shorts VS yt community polls in terms of which has the worst ball knowledge

community polls probably

[wide terrace]

Who is here after 1-1

[tall sorrel]

Who are you predicting to win

[wide terrace]

Uhm psg………won

[tall sorrel]

Okay, the final is a sure bet for PSG

[copper nimbus]

Huh