ligue-1

[weak viper]

oh and i just realized in all the last 3 games a former OM player scored on us

and look at who we face in the last matchday and who they have

[cinder mauve]

C'était

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/2050587694414123062?t=YFrZcFCxCWTwc5e7cNYCFg&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

Rennes depuis le départ d’Habib Beye :
✅✅✅✅❌🤝✅✅✅✅

L’OM depuis l’arrivée d’Habib Beye :
❌✅❌✅✅❌❌✅❌🤝❌

X · May 2, 2026, 2:46 PM

[lyric wasp]

Only 1 ??

[weak viper]

day 1 starting the thing

before this game i would have let him leave at the end of the season

but today's match was worse than i could have ever imagined

[snow nacelle]

The season started so well!

[weak viper]

https://fixupx.com/Johan13013/status/2050592143257821440

Jo • (@Johan13013)

↩ (@oContextOM)
@oContextOM tien chef

**💬 1 ❤️ 30 👁️ 624 **

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FixupX · May 2, 2026, 3:03 PM

i love you auba but pls leave the club at the end of the season

[ashen oasis]

Nnadi😭😭

[cinder mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/fahhh-meme-fahhhh-fahh-fahhhhh-gif-5692547711550734188

[weak viper]

https://x.com/Johan13013/status/2050592143257821440

Jo • (@Johan13013)

@oContextOM tien chef

▶ Play video

X · May 2, 2026, 3:03 PM

[weak viper]

c'est pas son poste

il a pas mal joué c'est juste qu'il leur a offert un but

[ashen oasis]

Y'a pas de Lateral droit dispo ?

[weak viper]

weah et pavard suspendu

CJ blessé

[ashen oasis]

C'est harr

[weak viper]

murillo parti en hiver

bezahaf n'a jamais joué en pro

[ashen oasis]

P'tet Beye est pas si nul juste c'est dur avec les blessures

[weak viper]

si si je t'assure il est nul à chier

c'était pareil à rennes

[violet dragon]

3-0😭 😭

PFFF

[weak viper]

meme avec des blessures t'es censé gagner 3-0

[violet dragon]

Changed logo then everything go's downhill

[open owl]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-love-dance-game-funny-gif-26856868

[violet dragon]

We all have been there man

[weak viper]

https://x.com/LaMinuteOM_/status/2050599403061182529

La Minute OM (@LaMinuteOM_)

🚨HABIB BEYE ÉCARTE LA POSSIBILITÉ DE DÉMISSIONNER

#TeamOM #FCNOM

X · May 2, 2026, 3:32 PM

fuck this dude

[violet dragon]

Loyalty test ah

[weak viper]

he only wants to get sacked so that he gets money

[violet dragon]

Atleast we got a better one

[ashen oasis]

Reminds me of When Cheksea changed sponsors😭

Or Psg with the ALL sponsor

[ancient echo]

OM are in serious free fall

[ashen oasis]

#PIVOTGANG

[ancient echo]

From possible title contenders to UCL challenging to possibly not even making Europe

[magic island]

Is my role gone

Yeah

[violet dragon]

Love to them saying the start of the season that they gonna be in the champions league next season

[violet dragon]

Some

[sterile fractal]

Their downfall came right in the 1st matchday😭

[sterile fractal]

Rennes card but somehow Marseille lost 0-1 last minute

[violet dragon]

My one OM fan was so confident

[sterile fractal]

then Rowe - Rabiot fight

[violet dragon]

You guys should see dsk reaction on tik tok lol

[magic island]

He has offered himself to MHSC!

MHSC will pay him 4 million to stay at OM!

[violet dragon]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS9HLgrc9/

[trail vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-epic-fail-gif-8670027723805715741

[violet dragon]

Dsk is so funny man

[weak viper]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/2050604899482624244

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🗓️ 8 janvier 2026 20h50 :

👉 L’OM est 3ème de Ligue 1.
👉 L’OM est à 20 secondes d’un premier trophée en 14 ans.
👉 L’OM n’a que 4% de chances de se faire en phase de ligue de LDC.
👉 L’OM est toujours en Coupe de France.
👉 De Zerbi 🇮🇹 est entraîneur, Longoria 🇪🇸 président.

X · May 2, 2026, 3:54 PM

[cinder mauve]

meme haguenau est plus fort que girondins

GOAL

PSG 2-1 LORIENT

[worthy drum]

Cmoon paris

[waxen palm]

WARREEENNNNN

ZAIREEEEEEEEE

EMERYYYYYY

[waxen palm]

Force à vous hein

[cinder mauve]

GOAL

PSG 2-2 LORIENT

[waxen palm]

Great

Passing is not it

[open owl]

WOW!!! @magic island

The club is paying tribute to the Ultras' 34th birthday on their official kits!

https://fixupx.com/ultrasmadeinfr/status/2050465964420989090?s=46

Ultras Made in France (@UltrasMadeinFR)

📢 La Butte Paillade fête ses 34 ans devant l'arc de triomphe de Montpellier !
︀︀📆 Vendredi 1er Mai
︀︀🎥 @matsam34

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FixupX · May 2, 2026, 6:42 AM

[cinder mauve]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9Dx23DDB6E

[flat cipher]

Dro fernandez is mid asf

[weak viper]

Please la roche I need it

[magic island]

https://x.com/i/status/2050622626679112020

MHSC (@MontpellierHSC)

⚽️ 𝑳𝑨 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑶
Voici le 𝐗𝐈 aligné par Zoumana Camara 🫡
🆚 Clermont Foot 63

#MHSCCF63

X · May 2, 2026, 5:05 PM

MOLEBE STARTS

no start for savenier

@open owl

[open owl]

Why is that a surprise lol

He has not started this season like ever

But yeah he will get subbed on

[magic island]

Because it's his last home game

Reims and rodez play at the same time today

[open owl]

I wouldn't start him

[open owl]

Everyone does

[magic island]

Ah

Why

[open owl]

Last 2 matchdays in Ligue 1 and Ligue 2

[magic island]

Oh

I thought only last matchday

anyway we could finish 5th today

[open owl]

We can and most likely will

[weak viper]

@open owl nimes are losing 2-0

which means cannes are back in first

[open owl]

LOOOOL

[silver pulsar]

quelquun regarde monaco? pogba se débrouille bien?

[weak viper]

https://x.com/MassiliaZone/status/2050621491021041909

Massilia Zone (@MassiliaZone)

❗️Non approché par la direction, Franck Haise était bien intéressé par le fait de succéder à De Zerbi sur le banc de l'OM.

[🎖️@Santi_J_FM]

X · May 2, 2026, 5:00 PM

[open owl]

My stream is fantastic @magic island

[open owl]

WHY IS THERE TROYES LAVAL ON BEIN 7

@magic island HELP

[magic island]

Dns

Dms

[open owl]

LMFAOOOO

NOW HOW THE FUCK DOES BEINSPORTS NOT HAVE THE MATCH

BUT MO DOES

KICKOFF!!!

ALMOST 1-0

MENDY

bro how tf do you have the match with no commentator @magic island

This is so good

[magic island]

idk

In Ligue 2 all my streams are no commentary

[open owl]

U know no one has access to this?

[magic island]

love the atmosphere tho

[open owl]

Beinsports fucked up

They put the Troyes match on Bein 7

And on Bein 5

Both channels

[magic island]

don't worry

[open owl]

Look at twitter everyone's complaining 🤣🤣

[magic island]

Mo sports got you covered

[open owl]

fantastic

Who will kick off the Multiplex?!?!

[magic island]

our fans are so good today

[open owl]

TROYES KICKS IT OFF

GOAL TROYES

[magic island]

YESSS

Nvm

I forgot who they are playing

😭

[open owl]

We need you @trail vortex

[trail vortex]

Metz 1 - 0 Monaco

[open owl]

Please

[open owl]

LOLLLL

[magic island]

https://x.com/i/status/2050636483443273898

Orangeetbleu (@Oebmhsc)

@beinsports_FR Verifiez vos canaux !! Beinsport 7 et vous avez mis Troyes ! vous allez nous faire rater le match le plus important de la saison !! #beinsport #ligue2 #TeamMHSC

X · May 2, 2026, 6:00 PM

How did they do this

[weak viper]

@open owl Nîmes lost 4-1 and lusitanos St Maur scored 2 goals in 2 minutes to win

So now Nîmes is 3rd

[open owl]

LOL

Goal Red Star. 1-0.

Top 4 is mathematically impossible now

[weak viper]

Oh I just realised Monaco is losing

How can we be so lucky

[magic island]

NOOOO

SO CLOSE

[trail vortex]

I see Red Star is winning...

[open owl]

I wish all streams were without thise bumass commentators

[magic island]

this could be and most probably be nicollins last game on the sidelines

[magic island]

I can always send u it

But the quality isn't that good

[open owl]

Yea bro

It's good rn

[magic island]

Tbh the match so far hasn't been the best

[open owl]

I'm watching the match with Abe Lincoln

[magic island]

Amo Lincoln

Goal rodez

[open owl]

Oh my fucking god

Goal Rodez

Oh my fucking shit

[magic island]

Sainte keeps fucking up our season.

[open owl]

Oh my FUCKING SHIT

FUCK YOU SAINTÉ

[magic island]

I hate Sainte with a passion

[trail vortex]

Reims winning against Le Mans.

wtf

[magic island]

Goal reims

[open owl]

Goal Reims. 1-0.

[magic island]

😂

GOALLL

And my stream doesn't work

[open owl]

GOAAALLLLL

MENDYYY

[open owl]

SAME

MY FRIEND AT RHE STADIUM TOLD ME

[magic island]

This promotion battle is epic for everyone who doesn't support reims, mhsc or rodez

[open owl]

Reims and Rodez are doing good lol

[magic island]

They could still be out today and not come back to top 5

Goal Clermont

[open owl]

Goal Clermont. 1-1.

[magic island]

this stream is better quality but I like the atmosphere

in the other one

Can't hear the fans here

We be doing everything but scoring

[open owl]

Fr

[magic island]

Nooo

[open owl]

ASk close

[magic island]

We can't shoot

[lyric wasp]

ROODEEZZZZZ

RODEZ HEADING STAIGHT TO LIGUE 1 WE MOVE

[magic island]

Bro I think that was a pen

[open owl]

I have 13%

soo yeah

[open owl]

https://tenor.com/view/mikonay-gif-8380132108161814674

[magic island]

The tifo

[lyric wasp]

Rodez hater

The biggest club in Occitania

[open owl]

Wtf is my quality

GOAOOAOALLL

[magic island]

GOALLL LE MANS

[open owl]

LE MANS !!!

GOALLLLL

YES YES YES

COME ON NOW SAINTÉ PLEASE

[magic island]

the most important today is us winning

if we attack like this

We won't win

[lyric wasp]

RODEA IS TOP 5 AS OF RIGHT NOW STOP >THE COUNT

[magic island]

We can't score

[lyric wasp]

Top 5 battle

[open owl]

We're actually fucking shit

[magic island]

Bro that is a penalty

bro he killed mendy

[magic island]

most mid 1-1 I have ever watched

Is mendy out

bro this ref

Bruhhh

Goal clermont

[open owl]

Goal Clermont. 2-1.

[weak viper]

Goal Monaco. 1-2.

As it stands we are not in europe

[lyric wasp]

ANNECY NEST PAS MORT

[weak viper]

FT

[lyric wasp]

LYON and LILLE can be EUROPEAN if they win this week 🔥

[weak viper]

C'est terminé, les Grenats sont relégués.

[weak viper]

You will dw about that we aren't catching up

Fast forward 1 year FC METZ ARE PROMOTED TO LIGUE 1 !

[open owl]

No

Next year is ours

[weak viper]

you'll finish second dw

[open owl]

KICKOFF! WE NEED TO WIN!!!

WOOOWWW

LOOK AT THAT SHOW

Excuse the quality

AMIENS EQUALIZE!

(i am rly fucking stupid)

[trail vortex]

The return of...

GOAL | ASC [1] : 1 RED STAR
53' Samuel Ntamack Ndimba

GOAL | RAF [2] : 0 ASSE
54' Ibrahima Baldé

[open owl]

Red card Fayad.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY GOD

AND GOAL RODEZ

[trail vortex]

Nobody can stop Rodez, not even the all mighty Saint-Étienne.

[open owl]

THATS IT

THIS IS IT

THE SEASON IS OVER

THATS IT

HE FUCKING KNEED HIM IN THE FACE

[trail vortex]

GOAL | PAU 1 : [1] ASN
50' Elydjah Mendy

[open owl]

THIS IS IT OH MY GOD

THE SEASON HAS ENDED

[trail vortex]

GOAL | USBCO 0 : [2] FCA
53' Thibault Rambaud

[lyric wasp]

RODEZ GOLAZOO

MAIS OUI

RODEZ EST 4E

[trail vortex]

Rodez en Ligue 1?

[open owl]

Welp

Official, MHSC is now out of the top 5 race

[trail vortex]

GOAL | ESTAC [4] : 0 LAVAL
59' Kandet Diawara

[open owl]

PENALTYYY

PENALTY FOR MHSC !!!

10 MAN MHSC MIGHT BE DOING IT!!!

[lyric wasp]

Rodez broie Sainté avec une telle facilité

Sainté devrait se méfier pour les playoffs

[open owl]

A DRAW IS NOT ENOUGH

WE NEED A WIN + SAINTÉ TO EQUALIZE OR RED STAR TO KEEP DRAWING 1-1

AND REIMS TO KEEP DRAWING 1-1

[open owl]

WE NEED A MIRACLE

[lyric wasp]

Sainté is NOT coming back

[open owl]

why not

just one goal

[lyric wasp]

theyre getting owned so far

[trail vortex]

Saint-Étienne legendary bottle?

[open owl]

and then another

MENDY...

GETTING READY TO SHOOT THE PEN

[lyric wasp]

Rodez crushing them since 20 minutes

[open owl]

10-MAN MONTPELLIER...

MISSED

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[lyric wasp]

💀

[open owl]

MENDY SHOOTS IT ABOVE

[trail vortex]

FAT MENDY!

[lyric wasp]

retire from football.

Support Olympique d'Alès en Cévennes

[trail vortex]

GOAL | PAU 1 : [2] ASN
63' Nehemiah Fernandez

[open owl]

5 pt difference from top 5 with one game left to play...

I can't believe it

Fayad that fucking dumbass

[trail vortex]

GOAL | USBCO [1] : 2 FCA
71' Amine El Farissi

[open owl]

WE CANT SEE ANYTHING

Match interrupted

[trail vortex]

The fog is coming.

What the fuck is this joke I just made, fucking corny.

[open owl]

74th minute 👏

Ball is stopped again

Goal Clermont. 3-1.

NOO WHAT A SAVE

OK

ALL GOOD SO FAR

2-1

Savanier on.

For the final time.

Just imagine if Mendy had scored that pen

And then Savanier wins us it...

NOOOO

SO CLOSE

Goal Red Star.

Montpellier, even with a win, will not be making top 5

Goal Sainté

But one is not enough

Game's not entirely over just yet

[trail vortex]

GOAL | RAF 2 : [1] ASSE

[open owl]

Need 2 MHSC goals and 1 ASSE goal

In 5 minutes

It's mission impossible

Our final strands of hope are disappearing

[lyric wasp]

Sainté LEAST DESERVING club of the day

[open owl]

Mhsc is

[lyric wasp]

MHSC is deservedly losing

[open owl]

Fulltime in 20 seconds

Fulltime in Troyes, Troyes is the champion

+6'

[trail vortex]

GOAL | USLD 0 : [1] GF38
89' Yadaly Diaby

[open owl]

Red Star score the third

What a disaster

Fulltime at Roudourou, Bastia are ONE POINT from playoffs!

Meanwhile le Mans need A SINGLE GOAL

To get to Ligue 1

Fulltime in Rodez, 2-1 against Sainté

Montpellier can no longer promote mathematically

[lyric wasp]

FT RODEZ FREE WIN TOO EASY

✅ Need another next week to qualify for playoffs Rodez AF over Reims ole ole

[open owl]

MHSC's 2 month unbeaten streak ended by Clermont's 2 month winless streak

Fulltime in Amiens, Red Star is 4th

15 seconds left

And under the heaviest of boos

Fulltime at La Mosson.

Montpellier and Clermont are both confirmed to stay in Ligue 2 next season.

Fulltime at Pau, Nancy have confirmed their survival in L2 with a 1-3 win.

Fulltime in Dunkerque against Grenoble, completely nothing to play for both teams, Grenoble with 10 men for 80+ minutes win 0-1

Savanier is in the middle of the pitch and has not moved since

And finally fulltime at Le Mans, last match of this multiplex, they miss out on direct promotion and will have to win against Bastia playing their survival next week.

TEAMS CONFIRMED TO PLAY IN LIGUE 2 2026/2027 (9/18 teams):

• FC Metz NEW
• Montpellier NEW
• Pau NEW
• Clermont NEW
• Nancy NEW
• Dunkerque
• Guingamp
• Grenoble
• Boulogne

TEAMS MOST LIKELY TO PLAY IN LIGUE 2 2026/2027:

• Dijon
• Sochaux
• Red Star
• Rodez
• Nantes
• Reims

[lyric wasp]

Grenoble haram

[lyric wasp]

ME WHEN I LIE

Said rodez and not saint etienne

[open owl]

Sainté is getting top 2 lmao

[lyric wasp]

As if rodez aint much better thzn saint etienne

[lyric wasp]

From what ive seen theyre getting 4th

[open owl]

Nah

Sainté is 2nd next week

And I'm sick of seeing their fans on twitter

[lyric wasp]

Also you said rodez and not reims

[open owl]

Oh yeah I forgot Reims since they're 6th

[open owl]

Because ffs

[lyric wasp]

4th

[open owl]

They're playing Amiens at home

[lyric wasp]

Red star easy win

[open owl]

And Le Mans are playing Bastia (who just won)

[lyric wasp]

Le Mans 4th ??

[open owl]

Red Star can't finish 2nd on GD

[open owl]

Most likely

[lyric wasp]

All that drama only to lose against rodez in round 1

[lyric wasp]

Sainté bottling

Le retour de Metz Nancy par ailleurs

[frigid acorn]

GOAL

Lens

0-1

Maximin

[weak viper]

nice equalizes

let me guess

wahi?

oh he isnt there

[weak viper]

https://x.com/LaMiseAuVert_/status/2050666728825200658

La Mise Au Vert (@LaMiseAuVert_)

L'action qui maintient l'ASSE en vie

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X · May 2, 2026, 8:00 PM

[open owl]

Fucking insane

[open owl]

That's now 19 home matches in a row with 0 wins.

😩

[open owl]

https://x.com/mhscdatabase/status/2050696522958774482?s=46

MHSC Database (@MHSCdatabase)

📊Le #MHSC n’a plus gagné le dernier match à domicile d’une saison (complète) depuis le 7 mai 2016 (2-0 🆚 Rennes). Soit 10 ans👇

16-17 ❌ MHSC 1-3 OL
17-18 🤝 MHSC 1-1 ESTAC
18-19 🤝 MHSC 1-1 Nantes
19-20 🦠
20-21 🤝 MHSC 0-0 Brest
21-22 ❌ MHSC 0-4 PSG
22-23 ❌ MHSC 2-3 Nice

X · May 2, 2026, 9:58 PM

[snow nacelle]

Nooo!!!

Does this put you out of the running for promotion!!?

[snow nacelle]

Noooo

It's not your loss, it's our loss in ligue 1 to be missing out on the great club that is mhsc 😔😔

[open owl]

Next season will be with new owners... new players... and officially second season in Ligue 2.

[open owl]

@magic island probably some random day in July:

"Fayad has left MHSC and joined Leganés on a free transfer."

[toxic quail]

Farmers

[weak viper]

8 years ago 🥹

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2050879689489620999

Olympique de Marbella (@OM_Marbella)

🙌 Ce soir, à l’initiative de la @Ligue1, nos joueurs portent le prénom de personnes ayant vécu une discrimination.

Des histoires bien réelles, vécues dans les tribunes comme sur  le terrain.

#1TEAM | #FCNOM

X · May 3, 2026, 10:06 AM

😭

[trail vortex]

GOAL | LOSC [1] : 0 HAC
29' Hakon Arnar Haraldsson

GOAL | LOSC 1 : [1] HAC
33' Issa Soumaré

[open owl]

😭😭

[trail vortex]

KICKOFF | RCSA v TFC
KICKOFF | PFC v SB29
KICKOFF | AJA v SCO

[snow nacelle]

Who's bernard?

And since when did you care about beye

[trail vortex]

I am Bernard Dupont de la Fontaine

And Beye sucks.

I hate Beye.

Sack Beye now.

[snow nacelle]

I'm confused by you

[trail vortex]

I'm also confused by myself.

[snow nacelle]

But anyway I've been meaning to ask @weak viper - what happened with united, why are they suddenly okay this season even though I don't see any news about them at all

[weak viper]

Well they changed manager

GOAL AUXERRE

[trail vortex]

GOAL | AJA [1] : 0 SCO
12' Sékou Mara

[snow nacelle]

It really is a big difference tho

[cursive radish]

GOAL | AJA [1] : 0 SCO
12' Sékou Mara

[weak viper]

mara scores his first goal of the season (striker btw)

goal paris fc

[trail vortex]

GOAL | PFC [1] : 0 SB29
13' Rudy Matondo

[violet dragon]

GOALL

Paris

Get in

[lyric wasp]

I retire from football

Lets play UEL again

[violet dragon]

[trail vortex]

GOAL | PFC [2] : 0 SB29
20' Willem Geubbels

[lyric wasp]

1-1 vs Le Havre.

[violet dragon]

2-0

👀 👀

[trail vortex]

GOAL | RCSA [1] : 0 TFC
27' Samuel Amo-Ameyaw

[violet dragon]

we have 8 shots brest 0

[trail vortex]

0 shots for Brest? 😭

[violet dragon]

yes

these defenders always doing risky stuff

if we sell kebbal we are stupid

but they defend good

[trail vortex]

GOAL | RCSA 1 : [1] TFC
43' Dayann Methalie

[violet dragon]

almost 3

ht

[trail vortex]

HT | RCSA 1 : 1 TFC
HT | PFC 2 : 0 SB29
HT | AJA 1 : 0 SCO

[violet dragon]

I feel a 4-0

@trail vortex

[trail vortex]

Absolute dominance right here.

Play Europe next season.

[violet dragon]

No one believed me that we changed since Antoine came in

[violet dragon]

maybe if we win all our games

[trail vortex]

Penalty for Angers.

And it's missed.

[open owl]

LMAO

Van den Boomen still plays football???

[violet dragon]

close again

stupid fouls bro

they missed a open goal lolll

[weak viper]

GOAL AUXERRE

Auxerre vs nice next week 👀

[trail vortex]

GOAL | AJA [2] : 0 SCO
61' Sékou Mara (brace)

[violet dragon]

Hope they drop points

Goal

3-0

Ha

Mato brace

[open owl]

Ppl actually think Auxerre is winning

Also even if they win

Nice is facing Metz on final matchday

We don't want Nice in L2

[violet dragon]

Psg and pfc also

Bouta be crazy

[frigid acorn]

GOAL

Strasbourg 1-2 Toulouse

[violet dragon]

Goallll pfc 4-0

[violet dragon]

Luca

[trail vortex]

Holy shit you were right.

[violet dragon]

see

FT 4-0

[trail vortex]

Holy ball knowledge.

[frigid acorn]

FULL TIME
Strasbourg 1-2 Toulouse

[trail vortex]

Conference league next season.

[violet dragon]

Hopefully

[violet dragon]

We need to get Luca he has been a good loan

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/i/status/2051021451033993298

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

BUTEUR + PASSEUR DÉCISIF ce soir. ⚽️🎯

LE NIVEAU AFFICHÉ PAR COCO TOLISSO 🇫🇷 franchement… Didier… 📞

Il est en MISSION 🦁

X · May 3, 2026, 7:29 PM

[trail vortex]

HT

[trail vortex]

GOAL | OL 2 : [2] SRFC
48' Esteban Lepaul

Rennes equalizes.

Tamari assist.

GOAL | OL [3] : 2 SRFC
52' Afonso Moreira

[trail vortex]

GOAL | OL [4] : 2 SRFC
75' Endrick

[trail vortex]

Marcus Thuram things.

[trail vortex]

🚨 It is now mathematically impossible for Marseille to finish in the top 3 after their last defeat 3-0 against Nantes and Lyon's victory 4-2 against Rennes, with 7 point difference between Lyon (3rd) and Marseille (7th)

[cinder mauve]

lmao

[trail vortex]

Ligue 1 top scorers:

1. Esteban Lepaul (19)
2. Joaquim Panichelli (16)
3. Mason Greenwood (15)
4. Folarin Balogun (13)
5. Odsonne Édouard (12)

[fierce mica]

@violet sentinel is from United States and is a supporter of Paris Saint-Germain FC! Welcome to the France league channel!

[open owl]

https://x.com/b_queneutte/status/2051023539617092069?s=46

Bertrand Queneutte (@B_Queneutte)

Des comme lui, Montpellier n'en a pas eu bcp et n'est sans doute pas près d'en ravoir. Joueur unique, personnage singulier. Qui aurait mérité, quoi qu'on ait pu dire l'an dernier, une issue différente & une fin + heureuse. La Paillade et le foot parleront de lui encore longtemps.

X · May 3, 2026, 7:38 PM

Goodbye, Téji Savanier. ❤️

[lyric wasp]

L’annee passée ca l’insultait de toutes parts

[open owl]

Bof, à part le bail de la CdF où il a dit je touche 210000€ par mois ça va

[formal sphinx]

Quand un gars s'en va on oublie tout tu sais😭

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2051028824641413609

NationalFootball 🇫🇷 (@nationalfoot_)

🏆 𝗕𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘 𝗘𝗡 𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝟯 𝗣𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗟𝗔 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗘̀𝗥𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗜𝗦 𝗗𝗘 𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝗛𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗜𝗥𝗘 ! 🤩

Malgré sa défaite à Mandelieu, le Berre SC a validé son accession en N3 au terme d'une saison aboutie ! 🥇...

X · May 3, 2026, 7:59 PM

Another 13 club promoting to the national divisions!

[magic island]

https://x.com/i/status/2051259695537541261

Esprit Paillade (@EspritPaillade)

🇨🇭 Parti au FC Bâle mi-février, Becir Omeragic, ancien capitaine du #MHSC, brise le silence pour la première fois.

Dans un entretien accordé au @Midilibre, le défenseur revient notamment sur les raisons de son départ ⬇️

https://t.co/BSOiK4wSEW

X · May 4, 2026, 11:16 AM

[midnight sapphire]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2051285105692352539

Guillaume Tarpi (@GuillaumeTarpi)

👉🏼Fin de saison pour Hamed Junior Traoré, victime d'une lésion à l'adducteur droit. (@laprovence) #TeamOM

X · May 4, 2026, 12:57 PM

[lyric wasp]

Preiction about the year of their incoming dncg mention ?

[weak viper]

I haven't heard any bad things about them so probably in something like 2030

Unlike rousset who are going to get destroyed

I just realised we could have had 4 clubs from around the étang de Berre + Fos which is next to it in the national divisions if it wasn't for dncg

(Martigues, Istres, Marignane Gignac and Berre)

[trail vortex]

https://x.com/i/status/2051352838249320871

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨🚨 L’OM PLACÉ SOUS SURVEILLANCE PAR L’UEFA 🇪🇺 !! 🤯

Avec près de 157 M€ de pertes cumulées en 3 ans, le club phocéen risque gros.

Le club s'expose notamment à des amendes, restrictions ou EXCLUSION des compétitions européennes. ❌

🗞️ @lequipe

X · May 4, 2026, 5:26 PM

[weak viper]

https://x.com/treize013/status/2051397761975656680

Treize013 (@treize013)

ℹ️ @treize013 : Selon nos informations, l’AS Martigues Sud (R2) et le FC Martigues (D3) devraient fusionner en vue de la saison prochaine.

Ce rapprochement permettrait de lancer un nouveau projet sportif commun, avec une équipe première engagée en Régional 2.

Une situation

X · May 4, 2026, 8:25 PM

i knew it

they should hire me

[lyric wasp]

True

[weak viper]

https://x.com/SCBastia/status/2051527308075233325

SC Bastia (@SCBastia)

Il y a 34 ans le soleil déclinait et l’ambiance montait…

Era un 5 di maghju è, per elli, un ci nè scurderemu mai.

In memoria, 05.05.1992 ✊🏼🖤

X · May 5, 2026, 5:00 AM

[cinder mauve]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/2051342568932204721?t=dBi3vZ2Qr4rJZyPeO469Dw&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨💣 MASON GREENWOOD 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 A DEMANDÉ À QUITTER L’OM CET ÉTÉ !!!! 👋

L’Anglais n’est plus concerné et se retrouve isolé au club.

Il attise notamment les convoitises en Arabie Saoudite 🇸🇦.

Manchester United garde environ 40/50% sur la vente du joueur. 💰

🗞️ @LaMinuteOM_

X · May 4, 2026, 4:45 PM

[lyric wasp]

Degage

Bon débarras

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2051605749558632450

NationalFootball 🇫🇷 (@nationalfoot_)

🚨❌ 𝗜𝗡𝗙𝗢 𝗘𝗫𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗩𝗘 : 𝗟𝗘𝗦 𝗗𝗘𝗨𝗫 𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘́𝗚𝗔𝗨𝗫 𝗡𝗘 𝗩𝗢𝗡𝗧 𝗔𝗨 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝗣𝗔𝗦 𝗙𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥 ! 🔴🟡

Valentin Habastida, coach de l'AS Martigues Sud, nous confirme qu'il n'y a ...

X · May 5, 2026, 10:11 AM

Fuck

[exotic citrus]

GOALS IN THE TOP 4 PORTUGUESE LEAGUES 🇵🇹 - 1/5-4/5

• Ibrahima Guirassy 🇫🇷 - 1 goal (Marítimo 3-2 Leixões)
• Joseph Séry 🇫🇷 - 1 goal (Penafiel 2-3 Torreense)

[lyric wasp]

c'est plutot positif

fusionner pr faire nimp' juste pour remonter vite en général ca marche pas et ca fait des clubs fusionnés incohérents type l'AS Trouville Deauville Villers

[weak viper]

Après là c'est 2 clubs de la même ville

Mais je comprends aussi que Martigues sud ne veut pas voir leur travail disparaître à cause du voisin qui est mal géré

[lyric wasp]

bah je dévie peut etre un peu mais le RWDM en belgique a deja fusionné 7 ou 8 fois avec des clubs différents de la meme ville et le résultat est tjrs le même : Faillite, retour en regionale, fusion avec un autre club. A part entrainer d'autres clubs formateurs (qui ont dans la plupart des cas le mérite d'avoir atteint le top niveau régional ou le bas niveau national) dans leur chute, on constate aucune évolution et la tendance a répéter l'histoire

[open owl]

Come back Bećir

[trail vortex]

https://x.com/i/status/2051753339898216914

Instant Foot ⚽️ (@lnstantFoot)

𝗟𝗔 𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗨𝗘 𝟭 𝗘𝗧 𝗟'𝗢𝗟 𝗙𝗢𝗡𝗧 𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗔𝗨 𝗕𝗥𝗘́𝗦𝗜𝗟... 𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗠𝗘̂𝗠𝗘 𝗔𝗨 𝗣𝗦𝗚 𝗗'𝗘̂𝗧𝗥𝗘 𝗗𝗘 𝗣𝗟𝗨𝗦 𝗘𝗡 𝗣𝗟𝗨𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗚𝗔𝗥𝗗...

X · May 5, 2026, 7:58 PM

THANK YOU ENDRICK

[weak viper]

Why isn't anyone talking about the N3 group H title race

5 teams can still promote with 2 games to go

(Ales got deducted 2 points)

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2051963463279259746

Santi Aouna (@Santi_J_FM)

🚨EXCL: 🔵⚪️🇫🇷 #Ligue1 |

❌ Aucun groupe de supporters de l’OM ne sera présent face au Havre.

📌 Face à Rennes, aucune bâche ni animation ne devraient avoir lieu.

⚠️ Les adhérents souhaitant assister à la rencontre pourront néanmoins venir individuellement.

🤝 Suite à la

X · May 6, 2026, 9:53 AM

That's the perfect thing to do imo

[trail vortex]

https://x.com/i/status/2051989144419573778

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 Nicolas Tavernost confirme que le multiplex de Ligue 1 sera DE RETOUR LE SAMEDI SOIR à partir de la saison prochaine ! 🇫🇷🔙

(@lequipe)

X · May 6, 2026, 11:35 AM

[rancid peak]

https://x.com/ChampionsLeague/status/2051934737569067484

UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague)

To decide who will play Arsenal in the Champions League final ✨

#UCL

X · May 6, 2026, 7:58 AM

[formal sphinx]

Le Bayern on est cook😭 ✌️

[violet dragon]

lets hope so

[violet dragon]

nice

[formal sphinx]

U want psg to win it ?😭

[violet dragon]

no

[violet dragon]

i support PFC so you can guess

[formal sphinx]

Welp😭

[open owl]

ALLEZ ALÈS !

[open owl]

WHAT

https://tenor.com/view/longoria-pablo-om-marseille-corruption-gif-1655669865035932568

https://x.com/morningfootfr/status/2051911957867798560?s=46

Morning-Foot (@morningfootfr)

🔵🟠 Pas de playoffs en L2, Montpellier va réduire son budget de 29 à 12M€. Licenciements en vue, Savanier parti, recrutement low-cost : l'austérité commence au MHSC. #MHSC

https://t.co/bKaa0XcSlX

X · May 6, 2026, 6:28 AM

@magic island the club is dead.

The club is completely dead

[open owl]

MHSC Women's Team, on final matchday, has guaranteed its survival in the French first division! 🧡💙

[turbid sierra]

That match scared me so bad

[rancid peak]

PSG start 1-0 up, When Bayern score, it's an equalizer rather than a lead

2-0 PSG

[exotic citrus]

Bayern München 🇩🇪 0 - [1] 🇫🇷 PSG
(agg. 4 - [6])

• Ousmane Dembélé (A: Kvaratskhelia) (4')

[weak viper]

yellow / no yellow 🤔

[trail vortex]

Fat referee / Fat referee

[lyric wasp]

bayern made a handball right before thats y they got a free kick

[weak viper]

how about the non-whistled pen?

there are rules that we only apply every now and then

[weak viper]

oh anh yeah warra handballhttps://x.com/hbibissam/status/2052120541645910246

۞ issam (@hbibissam)

OK C’ÉTAIT ÇA LA SOIT DISANTE MAIN DE LAIMER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

▶ Play video

X · May 6, 2026, 8:17 PM

[lyric wasp]

its literally not a penalty, doesnt change the game at all

The handball literally helps bayern as it prevents the shot from going outside of the box or the pitch at all

best scenario is a direct free kick

[weak viper]

then how is davies' handball a pen

because it's way less of an handball than that

it doesnt make sense

• in several occasions they also whistled this kind of handball

[exotic citrus]

FT!

Bayern München 🇩🇪 1-1 🇫🇷 PSG
(agg. 5-6)

• Ousmane Dembélé (A: Kvaratskhelia) (3') (0-1)
• Harry Kane (A: Davies) (90+4') (1-1)

[trail vortex]

FT | BAY 1 : 1 PSG (5 - 6)
3' Ousmane Dembélé
90+4' Harry Kane
PSG IS IN THE FINALS FOR A 2ND CONSECUTIVE TIME!

YEAAAAHHHH!!!

[rancid peak]

https://x.com/ChampionsLeague/status/2052131345694941471
https://x.com/ESPNFC/status/2052131080568791307
https://x.com/brfootball/status/2052131165704700009
this year's Champions League final is Arsenal vs PSG

UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague)

The 2026 Champions League final: Paris Saint-Germain vs Arsenal 🏆

#UCLfinal

X · May 6, 2026, 9:00 PM

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

Arsenal will have to go through the current UCL holders to win their first-ever Champions League final 🍿

X · May 6, 2026, 8:59 PM

B/R Football (@brfootball)

THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL IS SET.

ARSENAL VS. PSG 🤩

X · May 6, 2026, 8:59 PM

[austere juniper]

mbappe might have been the problem 👀

2 finals back to back

[open owl]

TOUS ENSEMBLE ON CHANTERA !!! 💙❤️

[trail vortex]

#champions-league

Why is the cooldown so high?

[open owl]

Bro is timed out 💀

[waxen palm]

FINALLL BOUND AGAINNNNNN

[trail vortex]

It's a cooldown, not a time-out.

The cooldown is so high, it looks like a time-out.

[snow nacelle]

Who's this guy

[snow nacelle]

Let's goooo

[open owl]

I've been supporting PSG since I was 5

[snow nacelle]

Omg i just saw a clip of olise speaking french is that real

[open owl]

Ladies & gentlemen... MHSC's website in 2026, yes yes 2026 not 1986

[snow nacelle]

Designer first to go in budget cut

[open owl]

Literally 😭😭😭

[split fossil]

I think PSG is the only team we cannot beat

We=Arsenal

[exotic kettle]

PSG are winning the champions league

🤞

[open owl]

We haven't talked about this enough @magic island. The Womens team literally took ALL the luck from us (& good for them!) LMAO

Scenario:

• In order to survive & stay in the Première Ligue, MHSC needed Lens to lose its final match AND Saint-Étienne not to win. Paris FC thrashed Lens 6-2 with a big lead early on and sent them to the 2nd division, so no problem.

• Saint-Etienne however was leading 1-0 against Fleury and as it stood, MHSC was (logically) losing against Lyon 3-1, so MHSC was relegated with almost no more hope left especially since Saint-Etienne was winning 1-0.

• MHSC knew it was all over for them, and they would be sent to the 2nd division at the end unless Fleury can equalize against Saint-Etiene, Fleury was the only thing that could save MHSC at this point.

• 85th minute, Fleury eat a red card. Everyone thought that was it.

• 90 minutes are over, ref adds 4 minutes to the Sainté match... we're in the 93rd minute... and the rest is now history:

While this was happening, here's the MHSC players reactions

Sometimes u just gotta love football

Or hate football if ur a Sainté fan

[magic island]

Women's football is so important

I'm happy MHSC managed to stay up

I'll watch women matches next season

[midnight sapphire]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[weak viper]

Real Madrid's situation reminds me of something

[open owl]

Who to where?

[open owl]

LMFAO I thought you were kidding but WTF

[open owl]

WE are watching womens matches next season 🔥

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/i/status/2052442139485741220

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨🚨 NASSER AL-KHELAÏFI 🇶🇦 SERA À LA MEINAU CE SOIR POUR ENCOURAGER STRASBOURG ! 😁

La classe 👏🇫🇷

🗞️ @RMCsport

X · May 7, 2026, 5:35 PM

ALLEZ STRASBOURGGGGGGG

[cinder mauve]

u joking

[exotic citrus]

I aint

[cinder mauve]

thats fucking crazy

[open owl]

WHAT A SAVE

PENDERS

[rain furnace]

Strasbourg is playing so ass 🙁

Man

I don't see stras winning this

[trail vortex]

Is this Strasbourg or Bourg-en-Bresse? 💀

[rain furnace]

Rayo are constantly pressing

Playing really nice football

I don't see Strasbourg winning this

Very surprised how Rayo haven't scored

[open owl]

Lol no

They suck ass

But Strasbourg sucks asser

[rain furnace]

Not today

[open owl]

No even today

[rain furnace]

How

[open owl]

Last week they were good

[rain furnace]

Really

[open owl]

Today I see them kinda bad ngl

[rain furnace]

Dam

Then stras have potential yet are underperforming

Wow

[open owl]

They keep getting balls in the midfield and just barely shooting them from far & dropping down

[rain furnace]

yeah

[open owl]

Goal

[rain furnace]

Shit

[open owl]

From a setpiece is crazy

Bruh why tf the scoreline says 0-2

[rain furnace]

Bug

Yeah if strasbourg don't step up 2nd half, it's over

O-neil needs to do something

[open owl]

It's been over tbh

[rain furnace]

If Rayo win, Laliga get an extra UCL spot

Great.

[open owl]

CLOSE

almost 1-1

[rain furnace]

HT

gonna place a 250€ bet on Rayo winning

it'll soften the blow

[exotic citrus]

HT!

Strasbourg 🇫🇷 0-1 🇪🇸 Rayo Vallecano
(agg. 0-2)

• Alemão (A: Lejeune) (42')

[rain furnace]

Finally a shot Off-target

[open owl]

Almost 3-0

[sterile fractal]

Rayo dominate all game

Strasburg needs wake up

[open owl]

Pen

But it's too late

He's prolly gonna miss it

Yep

As expected

Enciso misses

[exotic citrus]

FT!

Strasbourg 🇫🇷 0-1 🇪🇸 Rayo Vallecano
(agg. 0-2)

• Alemão (A: Lejeune) (42')

[midnight sapphire]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[weak viper]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2052502936136171877

W (@willivvmsF)

Emmanuel Emegha ce joueur est juste degeulasse , les supporters te siffle toi tu dis « j’ai pas jouer moi c’est eux » MDRRRR azz

**💬 490 🔁 2.1K ❤️ 39.4K 👁️ 2.92M **

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FxTwitter · May 7, 2026, 9:36 PM

He's actually a dumbass 😭

[magic island]

Alex Jimenez will join Marseille at this rate

[open owl]

Moreira is so right

[hardy shell]

https://fxtwitter.com/somhiseremfcb/status/2052548626618933566?s=46&t=_AWFhpIAIwbUeGd6RdGh0A

Som I Serem FCB (@Somhiseremfcb)

🗣️Mauricio Pochettino:
︀︀
︀︀“Messi quería jugar controlando el ritmo
︀︀
︀︀Mbappé quería jugar en los espacios de forma rápida y directa.
︀︀
︀︀Mbappé se quejaba cuando no jugábamos a su manera preferida y decía 'No tengo tiempo para esto' “

**💬 8 🔁 151 ❤️ 2.3K 👁️ 142.0K **

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FxTwitter · May 8, 2026, 12:38 AM

[trail vortex]

HALF TIME | RCL 0 : 0 FCN
Reaaaaaally boring 1st half.

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF KICKOFF | RCL 0 : 0 FCN
Rayane Fofana OUT
Florian Sotoca IN

[trail vortex]

GOAL | RCL [1] : 0 FCN
Mezian Mesloub 🔥

Kaba, Abline & Ganago OUT
Leroux, El-Arabi & Mohamed IN

Guilbert OUT
Tabibou IN

FULL TIME | RCL 1 : 0 FCN
79' Mezian Mesloub

• RC Lens is officially QUALIFIED for the Champions league next season!
• FC Nantes is officially RELEGATED to Ligue 2 BKT next season

MOTM | Mezian Mesloub

• 1 goal
• 7 touches
  1 game, 1 goal, 1 MOTM award ☠️

[weak viper]

is he walid's son by any chance?

[trail vortex]

Yes.

[weak viper]

the former lorient player

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/i/status/2052851409939222747 BAHAHAHAHA

Ligue 2 BKT (@Ligue2BKT)

🐥🔰

X · May 8, 2026, 8:41 PM

[iron loom]

2009

Crazy

[weak viper]

C'est terminé, les Canaris sont relégués

[lyric wasp]

Quelle tristesse pour le foot français

[round helm]

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1t7kj6a/la_voix_du_nord_lens_have_qualified_for_the/

STAND UP NOW AND FACE THE SUN

[velvet abyss]

mbappé à chelsea cet été ou lille

[open owl]

Tu parles de Lens qui se qualifie en LdC ou Nantes qui va en L2? 😂😂😂

[violet dragon]

What a deput

[waxen palm]

https://x.com/i/status/2053007088691884422

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨🚨 OFFICIEL ! LE PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN DÉVOILE SON NOUVEAU MAILLOT DOMICILE ! ❤️💙

Il sera porté pour la première fois ce dimanche, face à Brest.

Vous lui mettez quelle note sur 10 ?

X · May 9, 2026, 7:00 AM

[violet dragon]

Basketball ah kit

[icy creek]

This hurts to look at fr

[weak viper]

today is the last matchday of ligue 2 so let's make predictions for tonight's results and final rankings

Annecy 2-2 Rodez
Bastia 1-2 Le Mans
Clermont 0-2 Guingamp
Grenoble 1-3 Troyes
ASNL 0-3 Dunkerque
Red Star 2-1 MHSC
ASSE 3-1 Amiens
Laval 0-1 Boulogne
Reims 2-0 Pau

So that means:
1-Troyes
2-Le Mans
3-ASSE
4-Red Star
5-Reims
6-Rodez
7-Annecy
8-MHSC
9-Dunkerque
10-Pau
11-Guingamp
12-Grenoble
13-Boulogne
14-Clermont
15-Nancy
16-Laval
17-Bastia
18-Amiens

Playoffs:
Reims wins against Red Star
ASSE wins against reims

[velvet abyss]

on va tous le cop, c’est sûr

[maiden relic]

Nantes
Metz
Reims
Montpellier
Saint-Étienne
Dijon
Sochaux

en ligue 2 possiblement

c'est aberrant

[cinder mauve]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/2052891908528066890?t=kunnaqVNOCW7quDflo5vZg&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨🚨 Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang EST ÉCARTÉ du groupe de l'OM pour avoir ASPERGÉ À L'EXTINCTEUR Bob Tahri, représentant de la direction sportive. 🧯😭

L'homme était en charge de faire respecter le couvre-feu à la Commanderie.

Lui, son lit et ses effets personnels ont été

X · May 8, 2026, 11:22 PM

J'y crois pas

[lyric wasp]

La voix du Nord have some shame eating the ennemies ass

[lyric wasp]

Another anti Rodez behaviour y’all hate football

[cinder mauve]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/2052981639928803468?s=20

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🟡🔴 RC Lens under Pierre Sage.

🏆🇪🇺 Qualified for Champions League football.
🏆👀 French Cup final next.
🏁 Currently second in Ligue1.

X · May 9, 2026, 5:19 AM

watchdogs next season ?

[solar gale]

33 Days to go for the world cup #11-days-to-go message

[weak viper]

https://x.com/MassiliaZone/status/2053109543593230651

Massilia Zone (@MassiliaZone)

❗️L'OM fait le forcing pour attirer Gregory Lorenzi.

Le dirigeant ne serait d'ailleurs pas insensible à ce grand bond en avant dans sa carrière.

[🥇@lequipe]

X · May 9, 2026, 1:47 PM

[fossil quartz]

bro

no way aboumeyang got sent off from the squad for that 😭

[weak viper]

The N2 multiplex started

Nîmes are winning and St Maur are losing which means Nîmes takes the first place atm

[fierce mica]

@lament plover is from France and is a supporter of Paris Saint-Germain FC! Welcome to the France league channel!

[open owl]

Ok, I'm only gonna do the important matches tho

Annecy 1-4 Rodez
Bastia 0-0 Le Mans
Red Star 1-1 MHSC
ASSE 4-0 Amiens
Laval 1-0 Boulogne
Reims 3-1 Pau

[hoary crystal]

idk what im watching man

[open owl]

So that's:

1-Troyes
2-ASSE
3-Le Mans
4-Rodez
5-Red Star
6-Reims
7-Annecy
8-MHSC
...
16-Laval
17-Bastia
18-Amiens

[hoary crystal]

La Roche r winning rn too and we r drawing for now this might be ggs

[trail vortex]

Blois is winning a football game 😱

3-0

[open owl]

And for the last time this season...!

https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/2053158159141736759?s=46

MHSC (@MontpellierHSC)

⚽️ 𝑳𝑨 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑶

Voici le 𝐗𝐈 aligné par Zoumana Camara pour ce dernier match de la saison
🆚 Red Star FC

#RedStarMHSC

X · May 9, 2026, 5:00 PM

Homssa first ever professional start, Savanier benched for his last ever match for Montpellier, same with Mbuku.

Molébé starts instead of Mendy (out) for also his last match for Montpellier.

Jullien is starting in what could also be his last match for Montpellier

[hoary crystal]

ffs we almost conceded good thing it was offside

[open owl]

Obviously missing Guéguin who ruptured his right ACL only 2 months after recovering from his left ACL tear...

[hoary crystal]

GOALL

1-0 CMON

OFF A PEN

[lyric wasp]

Fans thought they won ligue 1

[open owl]

Ah yes. My favorite La Liga teams

[cinder mauve]

Nice vs Brest

[open owl]

KICKOFF! For the last time this season!!!

SAINTÉ KICK US OFF WITH THE FIRST GOAL AGAINST AMIENS

AS IT STANDS, SAINTÉ IS IN LIGUE 1

No other goals across all stadiums!!

Almost 1-0 Red Star

[hoary crystal]

FT we need to win and La Roche loses mann

next week

anyways imma watch L2 last matchday

[open owl]

GOAL RODEZ

and GOAL PAU AGAINST REIMS LOL

Montpellier can grab top 6!

[lyric wasp]

RODEZ OLE OLE

[open owl]

GOOAOAOOAOAOLLL LE MANS

GOALLLLL

LE MANS IS IN LIGUE 1 !!!!

LE MANS IS IN LIGUE 1!!!

[hoary crystal]

HYPE

deserved

[coral dust]

Le Mans scored!

[trail vortex]

Le Mans prime ☠️

[open owl]

We beat them twice 😏

Only team to do that

(in Ligue 2)

Nancy open the scoring against Dunkerque (they climb to 14th)

AHHHH

PAU 0-2

PAU ENDS REIMS' PROMOTION

IN 20 MINS

[hoary crystal]

damnnn

nah this is Ligue 2 Reims can come back tbf

[coral dust]

Saint-Etienne is like how Hamburg struggled in 2. Bundesliga

[hoary crystal]

GOAL REIMS 1-2

[open owl]

Reims pull one back!!

Bastia should've gotten a red card!!! Wtf??

[hoary crystal]

they dont want Le Mans promoted lol

[open owl]

GOAL RODEZ

THATS IT!!

THEY'RE IN THE PLAYOFFS!!

[weak viper]

Arconte

Nancy goal

GOAL REIMS

THEY ARE NOT DEAD

Goal Sainté !

[open owl]

They r

[weak viper]

Goal laval...

[hoary crystal]

told ya

[weak viper]

Goal laval

Bastia are relegated

GOAL RED STAR

[open owl]

Goal Red Star. 1-0.

[weak viper]

Boulogne defender assisted Laval's goal 😭

[hoary crystal]

lmao

[open owl]

Fucking RIDICULOUS

[open owl]

Amazing goal tho

HT everywhere!

[open owl]

KICKOFF for the last time this season!!

2nd half

REIMS TAKE THE LEAD!!!

[weak viper]

GOAL REIMS

[trail vortex]

Keito Nakamura scores for Reims.

[weak viper]

IF ANNECY SCORES 2 THEY ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!

[open owl]

??

[weak viper]

they = reims

[open owl]

If Annecy scores 2 Reims is in the playoffs

Oh yeah

Annecy is not scoring 2 😂😂

The only excitement left is Bastia

[weak viper]

lame multiplex ngl

every teams that have to win are winning

so it doesn't change anything in the ranking

[open owl]

Zoumana ball 🔥

[weak viper]

what could have been if poirier stayed at martigues 💔

[open owl]

REIMS SEAL IT

[weak viper]

nakamura hattrick

[open owl]

What are Reims fans feeling rn

U complete a comeback

A player scores a hattrick

And ur still not gonna promote

[weak viper]

bastia close

When are the playoffs?

nvm found it

12th and 15th of may

[open owl]

3 SUBSTITUTIONS FOR MHSC

AND TÉJI SAVANIER... IS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN!!!

[weak viper]

le mans hits the crossbar

how did he miss that 😭

[open owl]

Sainte-Luce on for Mincarelli (leave my club)
ROBIN THILAND-HERARD ON!!!!!
Mbuku on for the last time!

Molébé has played his final minutes for MHSC & has left the pitch.

RTH's first Ligue 2 minutes!!

One of the most exciting youngsters in this generation

Along with LMP

Sainté 3-0, if Bastia equalize then Sainté is 100% in Ligue 1!!

[weak viper]

meaningless clermont goal

saivet

goal reims

fourth one for nakamura

[open owl]

ANNECYYY

ANNECYY!!!

JUST MAYBE!

[weak viper]

shh im delayed

[open owl]

oh sorry

I'm watching on tod

[weak viper]

no worries man

[open owl]

U should check out tod

They're doing like Ligue 1+ this weekend

[trail vortex]

NAKAMURA PRIME!

[open owl]

Just make an account and u can watch PSG for free

I think u can also watch the Arsenal match for free

Oh no Spurs

[open owl]

To think he's gonna stay in Ligue 2 next season 😭😭

[trail vortex]

Wait WHAT!

[weak viper]

this is getting more and more interesting

[trail vortex]

A GOAT like this can't stay in a 2nd division!

That doesn't make ANY SENSE!

[weak viper]

rouen choked in national btw

[rancid peak]

https://fxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/2053073580380811510

B/R Football (@brfootball)

PSG drop their new home kit 🖼️

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FxTwitter · May 9, 2026, 11:24 AM

[weak viper]

gastien's last ever professional game

Goal sainté

stassin scores

if sainte stays in ligue 2 we should get him

[open owl]

He's ass

Sainté destroy Amiens

5-0

[weak viper]

doubt that

he doesnt want to play in ligue 2 so i think he isnt giving his all

goal grenoble

oh wait they are winning 2-0?

i thought it was the first goal of the game

goal mhsc

[open owl]

GOAOOAOALLLL

[weak viper]

PEN BOULOGNE

[open owl]

PAAAYYYSSS

NICOLAAASS

[weak viper]

ALORS PEUT ETRE???

[open owl]

?? so what

Laval is up 2-0

[weak viper]

you never know

SCORED

COME ON BOULOGNE

[open owl]

LMAO MHSC GOAL IS SO FUNNY

[weak viper]

GOAL LE MANS

[lyric wasp]

Montpellier needed this to score

[weak viper]

LE MANS IS IN LIGUE 1

[open owl]

LE MANS HAS PROMOTED

[weak viper]

2 YEARS AFTER SENDING MARTIGUES TO LIGUE 2 ROBIN JUST SENT LE MANS TO LIGUE 1!

game interrupted at bastia

[subtle warren]

Man is promoted.

[weak viper]

Le Mans*

FT at a**ecy

sainté, red star and rodez are in the playoffs

[open owl]

FULL TIME EVERYWHERE EXCEPT BASTIA!!!

[weak viper]

just whistle FT

it's over

nothing is gonna happen in 1 minute

buquet is sending all players to the changing rooms

[weak viper]

Due to Bastia vs le mans being abandoned Sainté are promoted to ligue 1 as of now!

[lyric wasp]

RODEZ LETS GO

Le red star et Saint Etienne tremblent a l’idée d’affronter l’equipe qui a terrorisé la ligue 2 en cette année 2026

[cinder mauve]

Bastia relégué

et Amiens

[open owl]

@magic island today, we have officially witnessed the last matches at Montpellier for:

• Mathieu Michel (GK, 3 matches, 1 cleansheet).
• Téji Savanier (CM, 210 matches, 50 goals, 38 assists). 🧡💙
• Nathanaël Mbuku (W, 31 matches, 4 goals, 5 assists).
• Naouffel El Hannach (RB, 21 matches, 1 assist).
• Christopher Jullien (CB, 77 matches, 3 goals, 3 assists), could be renewed.
• Enzo Molébé (ST, 12 matches, 2 goals, 1 assist).

Potentially Guéguin, who, again, ruptured his right ACL just 2 months after healing from his left ACL tear. We won't see him until at least 2027.

👋👋

I'm only sad about Savanier I think you need him if you want to play for promotion next season, but Zoumana rly doesn't like him/doesn't want him

I'd aim for a Molébé loan extension though if possible, he still needs time before he can go back to Lyon

But this summer for the first time ever, we will be worrying about our ownership more than subs

[magic island]

Savanier should have been started yesterday

[cinder mauve]

https://x.com/ActuFoot_/status/2053209105204973726?t=Y-wIQ8LE0JhmjPtzbN_56Q&s=19

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨🚨 LES RÉVÉLATIONS D’@AQABABE_ sur l’OM ce soir (des joueurs se sont confiés à lui 😳) 👇🍿

▫️ HABIB BEYE 🇸🇳 VA QUITTER L’OM CET ÉTÉ. Comme Balerdi 🇦🇷 et Greenwood 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. C’EST ACTÉ ! 👋

C’est la tendance pour Aubameyang 🇬🇦 aussi. 👋

▫️ Les joueurs comparent la ...

X · May 9, 2026, 8:22 PM

[weak viper]

trusting "aqababe" lmaooo

[weak viper]

https://x.com/OM_Officiel/status/2053384552643428774

Olympique de Marseille (@OM_Officiel)

📋 #HACOM

Le groupe de 2️⃣1️⃣ Olympiens retenu par 𝗛𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗯 𝗕𝗲𝘆𝗲 pour affronter Le Havre au stade Océane à 21 heures.

X · May 10, 2026, 8:00 AM

our shit team's group for tonight

[snow nacelle]

Any good fights yet?

[snow nacelle]

What happened with the ownership situation? Last I recall you had interest from an overseas buyer and then what happened

[violet dragon]

El clasico and Paris fc is playing at the same time

😔

[midnight sapphire]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[oak ferry]

FULL TIME | RCL 1 : 0 FCN
79' Mezian Mesloub

• RC Lens is officially QUALIFIED for the Champions league next season!
• FC Nantes is officially RELEGATED to Ligue 2 BKT next season

[lament plover]

Rip Nantes ☹️

The fact that we could potentially have a FCN vs ASSE in Ligue 2 is heartbreaking, I hope both clubs get promoted quickly!

[unreal axle]

Nantes va faire une Bordeaux, je le sens

[weak viper]

non car kita a l'argent

c'est juste qu'il est mal géré

[unreal axle]

Kita a l'argent mais je me demande si il va rester

Et si il se casse qui voudra racheter un club aussi mal géré que le FC Nantes

[lament plover]

Sans manquer de respect aux autres clubs français, je suis impatient de revoir ces 3 clubs en Ligue 1, Nantes Saint-Etienne Bordeaux, ça pique tellement de ne plus les avoir!

Le Mans a bien réussi à remonter xD après tant de galères 🔥

Mais on se contentera du Mans pour l’instant 🥹.

[cinder mauve]

en plus le coach de nantes a terminé sa carrière d'entraîneur comme ça

[unreal axle]

Sedan et Sochaux

[unreal axle]

Vahid 🥺

[lament plover]

Bordel Sedan! C’est triste je les avais oubliés depuis le temps…

[open owl]

FULL TIME | AJA 1 : 2 MHSC
20' Olivier Kapo
32' John Utaka
76' John Utaka

• Montpellier HSC is officially the CHAMPION of France for the first time ever!
• Paris SG is officially the RUNNER-UP of Ligue 1!

[oak ferry]

😭

[violet dragon]

Paris fc will win today

[unreal axle]

Tu supportes

qui

[lament plover]

En club je ne supporte pas vraiment qui que ce soit, je supporte l’edf c’est tout 😂
Et les clubs français en coupe d’Europe, mais en France je suis neutre 💪

[lament plover]

Do you want the Red Star to get promoted xD That would be fun, 3 Paris clubs in Ligue 1 lmao

[cinder mauve]

Real Madrid, Altetico Madrid, Rayo Vallencano ahhh

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2053536383248064540

ActuOlympien (@ActuOlympien)

🚨La composition de l’OM face au Havre :

Rulli - Pavard - Balerdi - Medina - Emerson - Hojbjerg (C) - Nnadi - Timber - Paixão - Greenwood - Gouiri

#TeamOM #HACOM | 🗞️ @OM_Officiel

X · May 10, 2026, 6:03 PM

Honestly it couldn't be much better (except hojbjerg)

I'll watch the multiplex tonight so I won't post as many updates on the game as usual

[violet dragon]

More rivalry, suree

Lineup

Immobile is getting rest

[open owl]

KICKOFF!!!

[trail vortex]

Ok.

Nice scores.

GOAL | AJA 0 : [1] OGCN
9' Soufiane Diop

[open owl]

Goal Nice.

Diop...

[trail vortex]

GOAL | TFC [1] : 0 OL
10' Dayann Methalie

[frigid acorn]

Toulouse goal

Methalie

Ffs lol I was 10 seconds behind

Sofa score ruined it

[trail vortex]

GOAL | METZ 0 : [1] FCL
24' Jean Victor Makengo

[tired holly]

Who have a link for the match Toulouse-OL ?

[trail vortex]

GOAL | AJA [1] : 1 OGCN
27' Sékou Mara

[tired holly]

Please

[trail vortex]

It's against the rules.

[tired holly]

we don't care

[trail vortex]

Ok.

[tired holly]

Bernard you don't have a link?

[trail vortex]

I have nothing.

[open owl]

Marseille 0-0 would be so funny

[frigid acorn]

Yellow Methalie

[weak viper]

WHAT A SAVE RULLI

TRIPLE SAVE

Offside anyway

[trail vortex]

Penalty for Strasbourg

[weak viper]

Nnadi is shit today

[frigid acorn]

Toulouse post

Nearly 2-0

Vossah what are you doing

Yellow

Nearly 1-1

[weak viper]

HT

Nnadi should be subbed off for vermeeren

[trail vortex]

GOAL | SCO 0 : [1] RCSA
45' +3 Julio Enciso (Penalty)

[weak viper]

I love you nnadi but this isn't it today

[frigid acorn]

HT Toulouse 1-1 Lyon

[trail vortex]

HT | ASM 0 : 0 LOSC

HT | TFC 1 : 0 OL

[trail vortex]

1-0

I expected more goals ngl

[frigid acorn]

Ops

I meant 1-0

[violet dragon]

Glad im watching el classico

Its 0-0 ht for Paris

[weak viper]

Second half started

[open owl]

All of Toulouse has taken a yellow lmfao

[cinder mauve]

One foul and its over for them

SECOND HALF : PSG 0-0 BREST

[violet dragon]

GOALLL PARIS

[cinder mauve]

GOAL PARIS FC 1-0 RENNES

[weak viper]

PEN CHECK FOR US

[violet dragon]

I couldn't watch that sadly im watching el classico

[weak viper]

PEN

COME ON

ALORS PEUT ETRE?

[violet dragon]

Hope you guys win

[trail vortex]

GOAL | SRFC 0 : [1] PFC
53' Willem Geubbels

[weak viper]

Scored