ligue-1

[open owl]

INCREDIBLE

You didn't announce the third goal of Laval

[open owl]

Laval WINS ITS FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON AT HOME

Better late than never 😅😅😅

[trail vortex]

I was eating.

[open owl]

Ok forgiven

But Laval yesss yes yes

[trail vortex]

Anything can happen at this point.

Let me find the tweet...

Both did happen lmao.

https://x.com/i/status/2034024261761810496

Actu Ligue 2 (@L2Actu_)

👋 Qu'est-ce qui est le plus proche d'arriver ?

Le Maroc qui gagne la CAN 2025 ou une victoire de Laval à domicile.

Oh wait.

X · Mar 17, 2026, 9:49 PM

GOAL | RCL [5] : 1 SCO
(72') Matthieu Udol

[loud ridge]

5-1

[remote wyvern]

PAPAPAPAPAPA

[frigid acorn]

lol

[trail vortex]

FT | RCL 5 : 1 SCO

[loud ridge]

FT 5-1

[trail vortex]

20/03/26:

Ligue 1 McDonald's:
(1st) RC Lens 5 - 1 Angers SCO (12th)

Ligue 2 BKT:
(16th) Amiens SC 3 - 4 Le Mans (3rd)
(14th) Clermont 0 - 1 Red Star (4th)
(11th) Pau FC 0 - 0 Montpellier (7th)
(5th) Rodez 1 - 1 SC Bastia (18th)
(17th) Laval 3 - 2 Grenoble (13th)
(12th) Boulogne 0 - 0 Nancy (15th)

National:
(10th) Aubagne 1 - 4 Sochaux (2nd)
(5th) Versailles 1 - 1 Fleury (7th)
(11th) Villefranche 2 - 3 Le Puy (4th)
(13th) Paris 13 0 - 0 Rouen (3rd)
(9th) Concarneau 1 - 2 Valenciennes (8th)

National 2 Group C:
(6th) Andrézieux BFC 2 - 1 GFA Rumilly-Vallières (4th)

U17 European Championship Women Qualifiers:
(2nd) Austria U17 1 - 3 France U17 (1st)

[open owl]

ON VA JOUER CONTRE SOCHAUX LA SAISON PROCHAINE ??? 😍😍😍

Laissez nous en Ligue 2 on veut pas la Ligue 1 !!!

[jagged lotus]

please lens win the league please

[trail vortex]

21/03/26:

Ligue 1 McDonald's:
(11th) Toulouse FC <t:1774108800:t> FC Lorient (9th)
(16h) AJ Auxerre <t:1774116000:t> Stade Brestois 29 (10th)
(15th) OGC Nice <t:1774123500:t> PSG (2nd)

Ligue 2 BKT:
(10th) EA Guingamp <t:1774011600:t> Stade de Reims (6th)
(1st) ESTAC Troyes <t:1774011600:t> USL Dunkerque (8th)
(2nd) Saint-Étienne <t:1774119600:t> FC Annecy (9th)

National:
(12th) SM Caen <t:1774112400:t> Orléans (6th)
(14th) FBBP <t:1774114200:t> Stade Briochin (17th)

National 2 Group A:
(6th) Angoulême <t:1774112400:t> Ol. Saumur (10th)
(15th) Chauray <t:1774112400:t> Avranches (8th)
(1st) La Roche VF <t:1774112400:t> Bordeaux (2nd)
(12th) Locminé <t:1774112400:t> Les Herbiers (5th)

National 2 Group B:
(15th) US Chantilly <t:1774105200:t> Haguenau (4th)
(11th) AS Beauvais-Oise <t:1774112400:t> SR Colmar (6th)
(7th) Biesheim <t:1774112400:t> Chambly (14th)
(3rd) Furiani Agliani <t:1774112400:t> Thionville (1st)
(16th) Blois <t:1774112400:t> Wasquehal (10th)
(5th) Dieppe <t:1774112400:t> Feignise-Aulnoye (9th)
(13th) St Pryvé <t:1774112400:t> Borgo (8th)
(12th) Épinal <t:1774117800:t> Bourges Foot 18 (2nd)

National 2 Group C:
(2nd) Cannes <t:1774112400:t> Étoile (10th)
(12th) Saint-Priest <t:1774112400:t> Nîmes (3rd)
(16th) FC Rousset <t:1774112400:t> Racing Club de Grasse (13th)
(8th) GOAL <t:1774112400:t> Créteil (9th)
(7th) Hyères <t:1774112400:t> Toulon (14th)
(5th) Istres <t:1774112400:t> Limonest (15th)
(1st) Lusitanos <t:1774112400:t> FC 93 (11th)

Arkema Première Ligue:
(11th) Saint-Étienne W <t:1774015200:t> Paris FC W (2nd)
(5th) Fleury W <t:1774123200:t> Lyonnes W (1st)

Seconde Ligue:
(2nd) AJ Auxerre <t:1774015200:t> Rodez AF (11th)

[open owl]

@magic island Jullien via Instagram:

"Not the match I was hoping for on an individual level... mistake and red card, it hurts!

But proud of the team that was able to stay solid and hold a big game despite the disadvantage 💪

We learn, we raise our heads and we come back stronger 🧡💙"

[open owl]

Just as he was starting to become good & people started praising him...

How hard can it be to just shoot the ball wherever you want bro 😭

[magic island]

Bro even I don't do these mistakes

Also tf are you doing at 4 am awake go sleep

[bitter narwhal]

What's up

[trail vortex]

1ST HALF | ESTAC 0 : 0 USLD

1ST HALF | EAG 0 : 0 SDR

GOAL | ESTAC [1] : 0 USLD
(1') Martin Adeline

[open owl]

Allez l'ESTAC !

[open owl]

LOOOOLLL??

[trail vortex]

Already.

Yes.

[open owl]

35 SECONDS!

ADELINE 🔥🔥🔥

@hollow swift YEAHHHHH

PEN TROYES

[trail vortex]

So there was a penalty but it's offside.

[open owl]

NOOO

FUCKK

[trail vortex]

That would be very funny.

Martin Adeline today 🔥

[coral radish]

paris fc might win

[open owl]

Troyes is having fun wtf

@trail vortex can you remind me who Troyes play against next

[trail vortex]

Let me guess...

Montpellier?

[open owl]

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-tiktok-dog-funny-silly-gif-26293491

[trail vortex]

GOAL | EAG 0 : [1] SDR
(14') Mohamed Daramy

[open owl]

Nooooo

Guingamp please

[trail vortex]

GOAL | ESTAC 1 : [1] USLD
(21') Morgan Bokele Mputu

Good goal.

RED CARD | Aristide Zossou (USL Dunkerque)

Dunkerque is reduced to 10.

[woven gust]

Guadalupe players that play in the ligue 1

https://x.com/i/status/2034428883248750792

The International Window (@windowintlpod)

Here's the squad for New Caledonia 🇳🇨 to contest the #FIFAWorldCup Playoffs! 🇯🇲 up first!

🆕 Angelo Fulgini (Al-Taawoun 🇸🇦)

🔙 Mickaël Ulile (AS Magenta 🇳🇨), David Bearune (Tiga Sport 🇳🇨), Georges Gope-Fenepej (Saint-Colomban Locminé 🇫🇷)

12 players in the French lower leagues,

X · Mar 19, 2026, 12:36 AM

Nouvelle-Calédonie🔥🔥

[open owl]

ah

good

please make Troyes eat a red card too

two, three

four red cards

pen troyes

gol

now all that's missing is a troyes red card

[trail vortex]

GOAL | ESTAC [2] : 1 USLD 🟥
(45') Tawfik Bentayeb (Penalty)

[woven gust]

Nouvelle-Calédonie!

[trail vortex]

That would be absolute cinema.

[trail vortex]

?

[woven gust]

U dont know they??? They are the goat from OFC they are in wc play offs!!!

[trail vortex]

Yeah I know them, Morocco beat them 16-0 in the U17 world cup.

[woven gust]

Thats U17

[trail vortex]

Ok.

[woven gust]

They have Ângelo fulgini from al tawoon

They will be the underdogs

They are the real goats and everyone in oceania will be proud of them

What this small nation did is smth special and truly amazing

[trail vortex]

They have 2 players playing in New-Caledonia and someone who plays in National 2 bro.

[woven gust]

They have Ângelo fulgini that plays in al tawoon from saudi arabia and koba koendri from Basel

[trail vortex]

Basel?

Ayo.

[woven gust]

Yeah basel from swiss

[trail vortex]

Yes I know.

[woven gust]

They have everything to qualify

[trail vortex]

HT | ESTAC 2 : 1 USLD 🟥

HT | EAG 0 : 1 SDR

[woven gust]

Everyone in France should be proud of nouvelle caledonie

[trail vortex]

I don't think they gonna win vs Jamaica, it's a really good team.

[woven gust]

Did u know that teams from new caledonia and other french islands can play in the coupe de France???

[trail vortex]

They attacked us 2 years ago bro.

[woven gust]

The national team??

[trail vortex]

No. The actual people.

Something political.

[woven gust]

Wdym??

But why do y guys hate that tropical hot small cute island??

[trail vortex]

Basically, New-Caledonia wanted their independence, but we didn't let that happened.

[woven gust]

Why?? What u guys gain by having new caledonia

[trail vortex]

Some land.

Ig.

[woven gust]

I like new caledónia

I watched a match that they won 3-2 against the solomon islands

Solomon islands were winning 2-0 and in the end new caledonia made it 2-3

[trail vortex]

Peak.

But it's Solomon Islands.

[woven gust]

This is history for a small island

Like bro

I think half of new caledónia population doesnt know that they are in play offs or u think that they know?

[trail vortex]

Small island beating another small island.

[woven gust]

Im talking about of they being in the wc play offs

[trail vortex]

Ah.

Well we'll see if they can do something vs Jamaica...

[woven gust]

Cessez d'être aussi sous-estimés !

[trail vortex]

💀

[woven gust]

What?

Why im the only one that trust on they??

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF | EAG 0 : 1 SDR

[midnight sapphire]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[trail vortex]

Because you said you like New-Caledonia and you're rooting for them.

2ND HALF | ESTAC 2 : 1 USLD 🟥

[open owl]

MAFOURA YOU USELESSS

[trail vortex]

GOAL | EAG 0 : [2] SDR
(70') Mory Gbane

GOAL | ESTAC [3] : 1 USLD 🟥
(75') Tawfik Bentayeb (brace)

[lyric wasp]

Penaltroyes give me a penalty or i retire

[trail vortex]

GOAL | ESTAC [4] : 1 USLD 🟥
(87') Renaud Ripart

[lyric wasp]

Lies

[trail vortex]

FT | EAG 0 : 2 SDR

[lyric wasp]

They had a referendum and didnt get 50%

[trail vortex]

Right.

I did a lot of abbreviations.

[trail vortex]

@woven gust

[woven gust]

What

[trail vortex]

Look at the replied message.

[woven gust]

I did what that means??

[trail vortex]

GOAL | ESTAC [5] : 1 USLD 🟥
(90') Mounaim El Idrissy

FT | ESTAC 5 : 1 USLD 🟥

[trail vortex]

France organised a vote to make New-Caledonia a country the day of a traditional holiday. So New-Caledonians couldn't vote and lost.

[covert smelt]

I'm supporting PSG

For the Live match

I hope you could beat them

[trail vortex]

TOULOUSE LINEUP:
G. Restes
D. Sidibé / M. McKenzie / R. Nicolaisen (C)
A. Dønnum / C. Cásseres Jr. / P. Diop / S. Koumbassa
S. Hidalgo / J. Russell-Rowe / Y. Gboho
(3-4-3)

LORIENT LINEUP:
Y. Mvogo
N. Adjei / D. Yongwa / A. Faye
T. L. Bris (C) / N. Cadiou / A. A. Ebong / A. Kouassi
J. Makengo / K. Dermane
A. B. Dieng
(3-4-2-1)

[trail vortex]

1ST HALF | TFC 0 : 0 FCL

https://x.com/i/status/2035332205723963616

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_)

🇬🇧 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗙𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗨𝗡𝗘 𝗔̀ 𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗘𝗖𝗢 ! 💙🤍

𝗟𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗱𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗴 𝗲𝘁 𝗱𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲𝗮 𝘀'...

X · Mar 21, 2026, 12:26 PM

[weak viper]

W

[maiden relic]

Today big game for Bordeaux

La Roche-sur-Yon vs girondins at 6 on Ligue 1 +

La Roche-sur-Yon has the best attack in N2. Bordeaux has the 2nd best defense. They are 1st and 2nd. Very important match!! 💙🤍🤞

[mint dune]

https://x.com/ligue1_eng/status/2035319363142594659?s=46

Ligue 1 English (@Ligue1_ENG)

Neymar is better than all of you. End of discussion. 🤫

▶ Play video

X · Mar 21, 2026, 11:35 AM

based admin

[trail vortex]

HT | TFC 0 : 0 FCL

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF | TFC 0 : 0 FCL

[trail vortex]

AUXERRE LINEUP:
D. Léon
L. Sy / S. Diomandé / B. Okoh / G. Mensah
R. Faivre / E. Owusu (C) / K. Danois / F. Oppegård
L. Sinayoko / D. Namaso
(4-4-2)

BREST LINEUP:
G. Coudert
M. Diaz / D. Guindo / S. Coulibaly / K. Lala
J. Chotard / H. Magnetti (C)
R. Del Castillo / K. Doumbia / J. D. Ebimbe
R. L. Lascary
(4-2-3-1)

[trail vortex]

GOAL | TFC [1] : 0 FCL
(81') Emersonn

[frigid acorn]

GOAL

Toulouse 1-0

[trail vortex]

1ST HALF | AJA 0 : 0 SB29

FT | TFC 1 : 0 FCL

MAN OF THE MATCH | Emersonn Correia Da Silva (TFC 1 : 0 FCL)

RED CARD | Donovan Léon (AJ Auxerre)

VAR check.

It's confirmed.

[lyric wasp]

Theyre mostly upset because some people who live in new Caledonia arent natives but can vote cus they lived for x + years kn the island and thus vote to stay in france

[trail vortex]

Bro that's cheating.

[lyric wasp]

Kinda

[trail vortex]

GOAL | 🟥 AJA [1] : 0 SB29
(24') Bryan Okoh

SAINT-ÉTIENNE LINEUP:
B. Maubleu
K. Pedro / J. L. Cardinal (C) / M. Nade / B. Old
A. Kanté / D. Appiah
I. Cardona / A. Boakye / Z. Davitashvili
L. Stassin
(4-2-3-1)

ANNECY LINEUP:
F. Escales
T. Delphis / F. Lajugie / A. Drouhin / J. Kouadio
P. Venot / A. Kashi (C)
Q. Paris / A. G. Rodriguez / C. Billemaz
A. Hbouch
(4-2-3-1)

[trail vortex]

HT | 🟥 AJA 1 : 0 SB29

[weak viper]

Bordeaux aren't serious 😭

Just conceded to a 10-man La roche

[trail vortex]

1ST HALF | ASSE 0 : 0 FCA

2ND HALF | 🟥 AJA 1 : 0 SB29

GOAL | 🟥 AJA [2] : 0 SB29
(58') Bryan Okoh

GOAL | ASSE [1] : 0 FCA
(18') Kevin Pedro

NICE LINEUP:
Y. Diouf
A. Mendy / Dante (C) / A. J. Bah
J. Clauss / M. Sanson / H. Boudaoui / Y. Ndayishimiye / M. Bard
E. Wahi / S. Diop
(3-5-2)

PSG LINEUP:
M. Safonov
I. Zabarnyi / L. Hernández / W. Pacho / N. Mendes
W. Zaïre-Emery / Vitinha (C) / S. Mayulu
K. Lee / D. Doué / K. Kvaratskhelia
(4-3-3)

GOAL | ASSE [2] : 0 FCA
(23') Cardona

[open owl]

Allez

Putain mais c'est pas possible

[trail vortex]

GOAL | 🟥 AJA [3] : 0 SB29
(70') Danny Namaso

[open owl]

WHAT

[trail vortex]

Auxerre's redemption?

Or luck?

[weak viper]

Both

They were super unlucky at the start of the season

[trail vortex]

GOAL | ASSE [3] : 0 FCA
(33') Lucas Stassin

[frigid acorn]

💀💀

[robust adder]

Our lineup

Safonov

Zabarnyi Hernandez Pacho Mendes

WZE Vitinha Kang in Lee

Doué Mayulu Kvara

[misty tundra]

chevalier?

[trail vortex]

Chevalier is gone.

[misty tundra]

how

[robust adder]

Bro Chevalier won’t play

[trail vortex]

He is rotting on the bench.

[misty tundra]

what happend to bro

[robust adder]

He’s ass

He has been our 2nd choice keeper for weeks now

[misty tundra]

damn

yall signing a new gk next season?

[robust adder]

Depends

[trail vortex]

That is well deserved after Safonov's performance vs Flamengo.

[robust adder]

I would like to because im still not 100% convinced by safonov

But who

Will we be able to sign

[trail vortex]

Maybe Thibault Courtois...

Real Madrid doesn't deserve him...

He's way too good.

[maiden relic]

…fuck Gérard Lopez

[trail vortex]

Say it louder.

[misty tundra]

isn't he kinda old atp

[robust adder]

Does Gerard Lopez still owns Bordeaux

[trail vortex]

He is.

[misty tundra]

psg should sign lunin

[trail vortex]

That is actually a good choice.

Young, talented, perfect.

[misty tundra]

benched too

[trail vortex]

Right.

[maiden relic]

Yes for a lot of time

[robust adder]

Wtf

Didn’t he get charges for fucking up boavista

[maiden relic]

Nop

[trail vortex]

FUCK GERARD LOPEZ!!!

[maiden relic]

Idk why

[trail vortex]

Lassine Sinayoko's attempt for the 4th goal is saved by Coudert.

[frigid acorn]

Nearly 4-0

[trail vortex]

HT | ASSE 3 : 0 FCA

[open owl]

Nantes 5 points away from playoffs 💀

[trail vortex]

They got 2 less matches than Auxerre with this matchday. Hope is still there.

[open owl]

"2 less matches" bro it's Nantes

That's just 2 losses waiting to happen 😭🤣

[trail vortex]

Don't forget it's Ligue 1 McDonald's.

Metz already beaten Lens this season.

[open owl]

Metz no joke scarily scarily looks like our season

[trail vortex]

Nantes is playing Strasbourg, Metz, Auxerre and Brest next.

[trail vortex]

Wdym? You win a lot of games.

Metz only won 4 with the Cup of France.

According to me.

[open owl]

No last season I mean

[trail vortex]

Ah.

[open owl]

Spot the difference #1

Spot the difference #2

[trail vortex]

You keep sending the same picture bro.

They're all the same.

[open owl]

Spot the difference #3

[trail vortex]

Montpellier became Le Puy.

FT | 🟥 AJA 3 : 0 SB29

[weak viper]

@maiden relic bon bah une autre saison en N2

C'est pas grave vous allez être rejoint par la réserve de l'OM!!!

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF | ASSE 3 : 0 FCA

1ST HALF | OGCN 0 : 0 PSG

[maiden relic]

On mérite que ça

La majorité de nos supporters ont acceptés de repartir avec Lopez

On aurait du repartir sainement de régional

Sans dettes avec une bonne direction

[trail vortex]

Nice haramball.

11% possession.

[weak viper]

expected

but they don't have bulka anymore so they won't win

meanwhile sainté thrashing annecy

[waxen palm]

Omg

Wtf was that for a clearance

VAR check

[robust adder]

Why is Puel crying

[waxen palm]

For a possible PSG pen

Handball from Sanson

[robust adder]

Pen was obvious but alr

[trail vortex]

Penalty for PSG.

[robust adder]

sanson literally touched it with his hand

[trail vortex]

GOAL | OGCN 0 : [1] PSG
(42') Nuno Mendes (Penalty)

[robust adder]

??

Beraldo IN Mayulu OUT

[waxen palm]

GOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

NUNOOOOOOO

[robust adder]

Beraldo as midfielder

Wtf

[waxen palm]

THANKS LUIS FOR TRUSTING HIM

[trail vortex]

Fuck.

FT | ASSE 4 : 0 FCA

HT | OGCN 0 : 1 PSG

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF | OGCN 0 : 1 PSG

[limber yoke]

Doueeeee

Goal

[trail vortex]

GOAL | OGCN 0 : [2] PSG
(49') Désiré Doué

[frigid acorn]

2-0

https://tenor.com/view/doue-desire-doue-doue-psg-psg-doue-cole-palmer-gif-6220756143726974063

[loud ridge]

yesss

2-0

doueee

[waxen palm]

DOUEEEEEEEEEEEE

BOOOOOOOOOOOM

NUNO ASSIST

[trail vortex]

Nuno Mendes tonight: 1 goal, 1 assist

[waxen palm]

If we can get another quality left back we could literally get Nuno on LW for quite more time 🤣

[trail vortex]

VAR check.

Check over.

[loud ridge]

red card

[waxen palm]

Obviously a red

[trail vortex]

RED CARD | Ndayishimiye (OGC Nice)

[waxen palm]

Foot on the ankle

[trail vortex]

I have to learn to write this name.

[waxen palm]

DOUE MAN

HOW YOU MISS THAT

OR PASS IT

[trail vortex]

GOAL- offside.

[open owl]

who

[frigid acorn]

Offside

[loud ridge]

jeez offside

[trail vortex]

Kvaratskhelia.

[frigid acorn]

PSG

[open owl]

damn

[trail vortex]

Dembele was offside.

[loud ridge]

3-0

dro

[trail vortex]

GOAL | 🟥 OGCN 0 : [3] PSG
(81') Dro Fernandez

GOAL | 🟥 OGCN 0 : [4] PSG
(85') Warren Zaïre-Emery

[loud ridge]

nice 4-0

almost empty

[open owl]

bro this was at the beginning of the game 😂😂

you're not fooling me 😂

[weak viper]

typical nice

[loud ridge]

I'm not, check the game

[open owl]

this is full for nice

[loud ridge]

bro i see them leaving

[open owl]

I know I just mean

Their stadium is always empty af

It's a shit club

[loud ridge]

fr

[open owl]

So even when people are leaving, this is actually very full for them

[trail vortex]

FT | 🟥 OGCN 0 : 4 PSG

[loud ridge]

FT 4-0

[trail vortex]

MAN OF THE MATCH | Nuno Mendes (PSG)

[weak viper]

Btw @open owl I got free tickets again for lille

[open owl]

bro wtf

how do you do this

[trail vortex]

21/03/26:

Ligue 1 McDonald's:
(9th) Toulouse FC 1 - 0 FC Lorient (10th)
(16h) AJ Auxerre 3 - 0 Stade Brestois 29 (11th)
(15th) OGC Nice 0 - 4 PSG (1st)

Ligue 2 BKT:
(10th) EA Guingamp 0 - 2 Stade de Reims (5th)
(1st) ESTAC Troyes 5 - 1 USL Dunkerque (8th)
(2nd) Saint-Étienne 4 - 0 FC Annecy (9th)

National:
(10th) SM Caen 1 - 1 Orléans (4th)
(14th) FBBP 1 - 1 Stade Briochin (17th)

National 2 Group A:
(6th) Angoulême 2 - 2 Ol. Saumur (10th)
(13th) Chauray 1 - 0 Avranches (8th)
(1st) La Roche VF 1 - 0 Bordeaux (2nd)
(9th) Locminé 2 - 0 Les Herbiers (5th)

National 2 Group B:
(15th) US Chantilly 0 - 1 Haguenau (3rd)
(11th) AS Beauvais-Oise 1 - 1 SR Colmar (6th)
(7th) Biesheim 0 - 0 Chambly (14th)
(5th) Furiani Agliani 2 - 4 Thionville (1st)
(16th) Blois 1 - 0 Wasquehal (13th)
(4th) Dieppe 0 - 0 Feignise-Aulnoye (12th)
(9th) St Pryvé 2 - 0 Borgo (8th)
(10th) Épinal 1 - 1 Bourges Foot 18 (2nd)

National 2 Group C:
(1st) Cannes 4 - 0 Étoile (10th)
(13th) Saint-Priest 0 - 1 Nîmes (2rd)
(16th) FC Rousset 2 - 5 Racing Club de Grasse (12th)
(9th) GOAL 1 - 2 Créteil (7th)
(6th) Hyères 2 - 1 Toulon (14th)
(5th) Istres 0 - 1 Limonest (15th)
(3rd) Lusitanos 1 - 1 FC 93 (11th)

Arkema Première Ligue:
(12th) Saint-Étienne W 0 - 3 Paris FC W (2nd)
(5th) Fleury W 0 - 2 Lyonnes W (1st)

Seconde Ligue:
(2nd) AJ Auxerre 0 - 1 Rodez AF (10th)

[open owl]

Nîmes is 2nd???

Damn😍

[maiden relic]

Nice for them tbh

🔥

[trail vortex]

22/03/26:

Ligue 1 McDonald's:
(4th) Lyon <t:1774188000:t> AS Monaco (6th)
(3rd) Marseille <t:1774196100:t> LOSC (5th)
(13th) Paris FC <t:1774196100:t> Le Havre AC (14th)
(7th) Stade Rennais <t:1774196100:t> Fc Metz (18th)
(17th) FC Nantes <t:1774122300:t> RC Strasbourg (8th)

National 2 Group A:
(7th) Dinan Léhon <t:1774188000:t> FC Montlouis (11th)
(12th) FC Lorient B <t:1774188000:t> Aviron Bayonnais (3rd)
(15th) Stade Poitevin <t:1774188000:t> Chateaubriant (14th)
(16th) Granville <t:1774188000:t> Saint-Malo (4th)

Arkema Première Ligue:
(8th) Le Havre AC W <t:1774188000:t> Marseille W (9th)
(10th) RC Lens W <t:1774188000:t> Dijon W (7th)
(6th) Strasbourg W <t:1774188000:t> Nantes W (3rd)
(11th) Montpellier W <t:1774110600:t> PSG W (4th)

Seconde Ligue:
(11th) Fc Metz W <t:1774180800:t> Grenoble Foot 38 W (6th)
(9th) OGC Nice W <t:1774180800:t> Evian Thonon Grand Genève W (7th)
(12th) Guingamp W <t:1774184400:t> Reims W (8th)
(1st) Toulouse W <t:1774184400:t> Saint-Malo W (4th)
(5th) Le Mans FC W <t:1774188000:t> LOSC W (3rd)

[lyric wasp]

Rumilly didnt play yesterday and doesnt play today?

Les Herbiers aberrants

Wasquehal ptn ils cherchent la descente pour anticiper la faillite jai juré

Le seul club du nord potable va dégager

bordeaux 💀

[fierce mica]

@spare raven is from Bangladesh and is a supporter of Paris Saint-Germain FC! Welcome to the France league channel!

[vivid quartz]

vs Metz.
A good match to bounce back our form. but still, would be a tough game against them.

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2035612957258752298

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_)

🚨 𝗟’𝗢𝗟𝗬𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗤𝗨𝗘 𝗗𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘 𝗡’𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗘́ 𝗤𝗨’𝗨𝗡 𝗦𝗘𝗨𝗟 𝗗𝗘 𝗦𝗘𝗦 𝟭𝟯 𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗦 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘 𝗔𝗨 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗖 (𝗖’𝗘́𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗧 𝗜...

X · Mar 22, 2026, 7:02 AM

Today we're ending this streak

[weak viper]

https://x.com/OM_Officiel/status/2035642659167961511

Olympique de Marseille (@OM_Officiel)

🗒️ 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 ⚔️

Voici les 2️⃣1️⃣ Olympiens retenus par 𝗛𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗯 𝗕𝗲𝘆𝗲 🇸🇳 pour la réception de Lille !🔥 #OMLOSC

X · Mar 22, 2026, 9:00 AM

no vermeeren

[maiden relic]

Girondins de Bordeaux under Gérard Lopez:
• Relegated from Ligue 1 with a record number of goals conceded
• Two seasons in Ligue 2, ending in bankruptcy
• Two seasons in National 2 (4th division) with a third-division budget and no good results

🔥

[open owl]

You can still do it

[trail vortex]

LYON LINEUP:
D. Greif
H. Hateboer / C. Mata / M. Niakhaté / N. Tagliafico
O. Mangala / K. Merah
Endrick / C. Tolisso (C) / A. Moreira
P. Sulc
(4-2-3-1)
COACH: Paolo Fonseca

MONACO LINEUP:
L. Hrádecky
T. Kehrer / D. Zakaria (C) / W. Faes
J. Teze / L. Camara / A. Bamba / S. Adingra
M. Akliouche / A. Golovin
F. Balogun
(3-4-2-1)
COACH: Sébastien Pocognoli

REFEREE: François Letexier
STADIUM: Groupama Stadium (Lyon)

[trail vortex]

1ST HALF | OL 0 : 0 ASM

[midnight sapphire]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[trail vortex]

GOAL | OL [1] : 0 ASM
(42') Pavel Sulc

11 goals in 22 matches.

Endrick assist.

[remote wyvern]

In those 13 games how many were in Vélodrome

[trail vortex]

HT | OL 1 : 0 ASM

• (42') Pavel Sulc (Endrick)

[weak viper]

Well half of them (excluding one coupe de France game)

However I just checked and they haven't won here since 2019

[remote wyvern]

So draws prolly lol

[remote wyvern]

Exactly

[weak viper]

So yeah a lot of draws

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF | OL 1 : 0 ASM

[lost crypt]

How is Monaco losing to those lobotomizați

Lmao

[lost crypt]

You know all the results, will Monaco turn it around and win?

[trail vortex]

GOAL | OL 1 : [1] ASM
(62') Maghnes Akliouche (Jordan Teze)

[trail vortex]

Yes.

[lost crypt]

💪🏻🙏🏻👏🏻

Merci

[trail vortex]

Penalty awarded for AS Monaco.

Weird foul.

GOAL | OL 1 : [2] ASM
(72') Folarin Balogun (Penalty)

[weak viper]

Fans are not booing the players!!!

[trail vortex]

Anyone who's position is top 3 is automatically shit.

[weak viper]

Wdym by that

[lost crypt]

Bravo Monaco!!!

Always bet against Lyon

[trail vortex]

Since Marseille was in the top 3:

• Loss vs Nantes (2-0)
• Draw vs Paris FC (2-2) in the last minutes
• Loss vs PSG (5-0)
• Knocked out of the Champions league
  Since Marseille get out of the top 3 after Lyon won 13 games in a row, they suddently start winning, and Lyon starts losing out of nowhere:
• Loss vs Marseille (3-2) in the additional time
• Draw vs Paris FC (1-1)
• Draw vs Le Havre (0-0)
• Knocked out of the Europa league
  Coincidence?

(89') RED CARD | Nicolas Tagliafico (OL)

[weak viper]

Thank you monaco

[trail vortex]

FT | 🟥 OL 1 : 2 ASM

• (42') Pavel Sulc (Endrick)
• (62') Maghnes Akliouche (Jordan Teze)
• (72') Folarin Balogun (Penalty)
• (89') Red card: Nicolas Tagliafico

RENNES LINEUP:
B. Samba
P. Frankowski / A. Rouault / L. Brassier / Q. Merlin
L. Blas / V. Rongier (C) / M. Camara
A. Nordin / E. Lepaul / S. Szymanski
(4-3-3)
COACH: Franck Haise

METZ LINEUP:
P. Sy
K. Kouao / S. Sané / T. Yegbe / M. Colin
J. Gbamin / A. Touré
B. Sarr / J. Deminguet / Tsitaishvili
H. Diallo (C)
COACH: Benoît Tavenot

REFEREE: Bastien Dechepy
STADIUM: Roazhon Park (Rennes)

MARSEILLE LINEUP:
G. Rulli
T. Weah / L. Balerdi / F. Medina / Emerson
P. Højbjerg / G. Kondogbia
M. Greenwood / Q. Timber / I. Paixao
P. Aubameyang
(4-2-3-1)
COACH: Habib Beye

LILLE LINEUP:
B. Özer
T. Meunier / N. Ngoy / A. Mandi (C) / C. Verdonk
A. Bouaddi / N. Bentaleb
N. Mukau / H. A. Haraldsson / F. Correia
M. Fernandez-Pardo
(4-2-3-1)
COACH: Bruno Genesio

REFEREE: Benoît Bastien
STADIUM: Orange Vélodrome (Marseille)

PARIS FC LINEUP:
K. Trapp
A. Camara / M. Mbow / D. Coppola / N. Sangui / M. Simon
J. Ikoné / M. Munetsi / P. L. Melou (C) / R. Matondo
C. Immobile
(5-4-1)
COACH: Antoine Kombouare

LE HAVRE LINEUP:
M. Diaw
L. Négo / A. Seko / A. Sangante (C) / E. Koffi
S. Ebonog
L. Gourna-Douath / S. Boufal / R. Ndiaye
F. K. Mambimbi / I. Soumaré
(4-1-3-2)
COACH: Didier Digard

REFEREE: Clement Turpin
STADIUM: Stade Jean Bouin (Paris)

[weak viper]

KICKOFF ALLEZ L'OM

[trail vortex]

1ST HALF | OM 0 : 0 LOSC
1ST HALF | SRFC 0 : 0 METZ
1ST HALF | PFC 0 : 0 HAC

[weak viper]

THIS BETTER BE A À RED CARD

[trail vortex]

This Multiplex is already chaotic.

[weak viper]

Yellow????

[lyric wasp]

Éduquez votre violeur svp

[weak viper]

Bois vert is injured

[lyric wasp]

Cheh

[weak viper]

Mais c'est rouge la mdrrr

[lyric wasp]

Pr ngoy ?

[weak viper]

En tout cas du stade

[trail vortex]

Pape Sy today 🔥

[weak viper]

Nwaneri is warming up

Rulli too???

Oh no

[trail vortex]

What the hell.

[weak viper]

Nwaneri on for Bois vert

[trail vortex]

GOAL | PFC [1] : 0 HAC
(29') Ciro Immobile (Diego Coppola)

GOAL | PFC [2] : 0 HAC
(33') Ayumu Seko (O.G.)

[weak viper]

Ref is shit

[weak viper]

GOOOALLLLL

NWNAERIIIII

[trail vortex]

GOAL | OM [1] : 0 LOSC
(43') Ethan Nwaneri (Igor Paixao)

[weak viper]

No pen?

On auba

[trail vortex]

HT | SRFC 0 : 0 METZ

[weak viper]

Just saw the replay that's a pen

Is VAR broken or what

Cu84 with the "à l'hôpital" chant lmaoo

[trail vortex]

HT | PFC 2 : 0 HAC

Bro this first half is so long.

[weak viper]

HT

[trail vortex]

HT | OM 1 : 0 LOSC

[weak viper]

A good first half

This was only a yellow btw

We are playing against 12 men while they should have been down to 9

[open owl]

😂😂😂

la photo de zinzin

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF | SRFC 0 : 0 METZ

[trail vortex]

Average Benoît Bastien refereeing:

2ND HALF | PFC 2 : 0 HAC

[maiden relic]

Mdrrrrr

[weak viper]

Second half started

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF | OM 1 : 0 LOSC

[lyric wasp]

against someone who should be rotting in jail i think its valid

[trail vortex]

(55') RED CARD | Rudy Matondo (Paris FC)

I Am The Red Cards League.

Should've been 3 red cards.

[weak viper]

Goal lille

Terrible goal

[weak viper]

Paixao ?

[lyric wasp]

idk my dad said it was greenwood 💀

guess hes blind

[trail vortex]

GOAL | OM 1 : [1] LOSC
(49') Thomas Meunier

GOAL | PFC 2 : [1] HAC
(61') Rassoul Ndiaye (Soufiane Boufal)

There is still hope for Le Havre.

[weak viper]

Offside goal lille

I'm not really sure

[azure saffron]

looks offside

[trail vortex]

It's offside.

Right?

[weak viper]

I just want to say that every time we play Lille at home we get robbed

This game is becoming the new Bordeaux OM

Gouiri on for kondogbia

[grizzled grotto]

Just got to know unc went to ligue 1

[lyric wasp]

OM's victimization is getting too much

You robbed USG btw we saw you

[weak viper]

Traoré on for nwaneri

[vivid quartz]

😴😴😴

finally

[trail vortex]

GOAL | SRFC [1] : 0 METZ
(89') Anthony Rouault

GOAL | 🟥 PFC [3] : 1 HAC
(86') Alimamy Gory

OFFSIDE | SRFC [0] : 0 METZ

[lyric wasp]

THANK YOU

[vivid quartz]

🥲

Nagida man, what a player

knew it from AFCON itself

[trail vortex]

GOAL | 🟥 PFC 3 : [2] HAC
(90') Godson Kyeremeh

FT | SRFC 0 : 0 METZ

What a game of Pape Sy.

FT | 🟥 PFC 3 : 2 HAC

[weak viper]

Goal lille

Giroud

[trail vortex]

GOAL | OM 1 : [2] LOSC
(86') Olivier Giroud (Thomas Meunier)

[open owl]

😭😭😭

[lyric wasp]

ALLLEEEZEZ GOOOGOGLLALALAL

[trail vortex]

Marseille were 3rd btw.

[lyric wasp]

OLIVIER GIROUD

[trail vortex]

It confirms my theory.

[lyric wasp]

TOUS GIGI TOUS ROUROU

[trail vortex]

I am right. Every club that goes top 3 is automatically shit.

[open owl]

Tu te prends un but par Meunier (43 ans) et puis un autre par Giroud (66 ans) 😭😭😭

Nan c'est trop

Venez faire un tour en Ligue 2 les gars on vous attend

[lyric wasp]

Lets pray for that curse to continue next week

[trail vortex]

But the European race...?

[lyric wasp]

whats the problem

european race is better if clubs at the top lose

more entertaining

[trail vortex]

It ain't wrong actually. That's right.

[trail vortex]

It ain't wrong actually. That's right.

FT | OM 1 : 2 LOSC

[open owl]

Bizarrement quand c'est pas Montpellier 24/25 en face ça galère

https://tenor.com/view/om-marseille-jul-dp-olympique-de-marseille-gif-27513364

[trail vortex]

The top 3 curse is real.

[weak viper]

I don't want to see beye after the season

Get glasner idk

[trail vortex]

NANTES LINEUP:
A. Lopes (C)
K. Amian / C. Awaziem / T. Tati / N. Cozza / D. Tabibou
J. Lepenant / M. Kaba / I. Sissoko
I. Ganago / M. Abline
(5-3-2)
COACH: Vahid Halilhodzić

STRASBOURG LINEUP:
M. Penders
G. Doué / A. Omobamidele / I. Doukouré (C) / L. Høgsberg
M. Oyedele / V. Barco
S. Nanasi / S. Amo-Ameyaw / M. Godo
D. Fofana
(4-2-3-1)
COACH: Gary O'Neil

REFEREE: Mathieu Vernice
STADIUM: Stade de la Beaujoire (Nantes)

[trail vortex]

1ST HALF | FCN 0 : 0 RCSA

GOAL | FCN [1] : 0 RCSA
(6') Dehmaine Tabibou

[open owl]

PTDRRRWHAHHAHA

QUOI??

[trail vortex]

I think their new manager changed the team...

Or it's just luck...

I'm gonna check the stats.

Oh my god.

[weak viper]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2035772528224841900

L1+ (@ligue1plus)

Grande séquence émotions sur Ligue 1+ 🥹
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︀︀La légende de Ligue 1, 𝑫𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒓𝒊 𝑷𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒕, annonce en exclusivité au micro de @SmaBouabdellah la fin de sa très riche carrière 👏

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FixupX · Mar 22, 2026, 5:36 PM

Farewell legend

[trail vortex]

GOAL | FCN 1 : [1] RCSA
(45+2') Maxi Oyedele

HT | FCN 1 : 1 RCSA

[trail vortex]

GOAL | FCN [2] : 1 RCSA
(53') Matthis Abline (Chidozie Awaziem)

[open owl]

😂😂😂

[trail vortex]

Never forget. It's Ligue 1 McDonald's.

GOAL | FCN 2 : [2] RCSA
(78') Joaquin Panichelli

[open owl]

abon

[trail vortex]

As soon as you laughed.

Nantes were cooking.

GOAL | FCN 2 : [3] RCSA

Fucking bottlers.

[open owl]

NOOOOOO

NANTES IN LIGUE 2 NEXT SEASON

CONFIRMED

Halilhodzic is so mad

This relegation battle will be interesting to watch nonetheless ngl

Nantes played well tonight

[trail vortex]

Facts.

But the better team on paper wins.

Football is cruel.

This sport is cruel.

FT | FCN 2 : 3 RCSA

[open owl]

Dang

I wonder how Nantes fans think about their performance

[rigid badger]

Just a collapse really

Panichelli is legit

[trail vortex]

22/03/26:

Ligue 1 McDonald's:
(4th) Lyon 1 - 0 AS Monaco (6th)
(3rd) Marseille 1 - 2 LOSC (5th)
(13th) Paris FC 3 - 2 Le Havre AC (14th)
(7th) Stade Rennais 0 - 0 Fc Metz (18th)
(17th) FC Nantes 2 - 3 RC Strasbourg (8th)

National 2 Group A:
(7th) Dinan Léhon 1 - 1 FC Montlouis (11th)
(9th) FC Lorient B 1 - 0 Aviron Bayonnais (3rd)
(15th) Stade Poitevin 0 - 0 Chateaubriant (13th)
(16th) Granville 1 - 1 Saint-Malo (4th)

Arkema Première Ligue:
(8th) Le Havre AC W 2 - 2 Marseille W (9th)
(10th) RC Lens W 0 - 1 Dijon W (6th)
(7th) Strasbourg W 0 - 3 Nantes W (3rd)
(11th) Montpellier W 2 - 3 PSG W (4th)

Seconde Ligue:
(11th) Fc Metz W 1 - 1 Grenoble Foot 38 W (6th)
(7th) OGC Nice W 2 - 1 Evian Thonon Grand Genève W (9th)
(12th) Guingamp W 2 - 2 Reims W (8th)
(1st) Toulouse W 2 - 0 Saint-Malo W (5th)
(3rd) Le Mans FC W 2 - 1 LOSC W (4rd)

23/03/26:

N/A

[open owl]

Today under heavy heavy rain, wind and hail, Montpellier (Womens team), joint last place in the league, played against PSG (4th) not in their usual stadium (Grammont) but at La Mosson!

It was 1-1 until the 80th minute where a FANTASTIC WONDERFUL lob, one that Khazri dreams of, was scored by Justine Rouquet (2007 MHSC player).

90th minute, 2-1 for MHSC... that was starting to leave the relegation spots... but the match ended in heartbreak, 2-3 for PSG (4th), 2 goals conceded in 3 minutes, at 90+1 and 90+4...

[trail vortex]

This sport can be cruel sometimes.

[open owl]

Montpellier remains last place...

[trail vortex]

Isn't Saint-Étienne last?

[open owl]

No

Montpellier is

Première Ligue works different than Ligue 1 and other leagues

It's head to head not goal difference

[trail vortex]

Bro what. That sounds too unfair.

Women's football has no mercy.

[exotic citrus]

GOALS IN THE TOP 4 NATIONAL LEAGUES 🇵🇹 - 20/3-22/3

• Eddy Doué 🇫🇷 - 1 goal (Estrela da Amadora 4-0 Casa Pia)
• Albert Lottin 🇫🇷 - 1 goal (União de Leiria 2-0 Chaves)

[rancid peak]

https://fxtwitter.com/equipedefrance/status/2035975650679378140

Equipe de France ⭐⭐ (@equipedefrance)

La mission commence avec un nouvel uniforme.

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FxTwitter · Mar 23, 2026, 7:03 AM

the National Team got a mint away kit

why do I see the National Team crest just falling off the shirt?

[lost crypt]

https://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/_/id/48286234/zinedine-zidane-reaches-verbal-agreement-take-france-job-sources

[open owl]

train seats

[snow nacelle]

Omg

[robust adder]

So mid

[weak viper]

Lmaooo

[remote wyvern]

C’est immonde

[remote wyvern]

True

[remote wyvern]

https://x.com/rclens/status/2036190719682200032?s=46

Racing Club de Lens (@RCLens)

Communiqué du Racing Club de Lens

Le 6 mars dernier, la programmation de la rencontre opposant le Racing Club de Lens au Paris Saint-Germain a été arrêtée, officialisant un cadre auquel chacun était alors convié à se conformer.

Dans un esprit de responsabilité et de mesure, le

X · Mar 23, 2026, 9:17 PM

[remote wyvern]

I read the comments under this post and I can officially confirm that Parisians are in fact stupid

[remote wyvern]

https://x.com/punisherpaname/status/2036155358402519163?s=46

SHELBY 🇪🇨 (@punisherpaname)

Strasbourg, vous allez me la chercher cette coupe de France

Je veux voir les larmes lensoise qui finissent avec 0 trophée majeur après une saison historique

X · Mar 23, 2026, 6:57 PM

Les Parichiens quand on accepte pas la corruption

[weak viper]

W lens

[weak viper]

q$g fans are stupid? no way

[robust adder]

C’est Shelby

C’est le pire twittos parisien de l’histoire

L’histoire des reports me fait tzllement chier parce que on devrais meme pas avoir recours a des reports

[remote wyvern]

Merci

[robust adder]

On a quand meme décalé un match contre le nantes d’Ahmed Kantari

Et Lens PSG la terre entiere attends le match

[trail vortex]

24/03/26:

UEFA Women's Champions League:
Wolfsburg <t:1774374300:t> Lyonnes

[remote wyvern]

"B-b-but be grateful 🥺 it’s for the greater good of the league, for uefa points"

[remote wyvern]

We’re all watching ts

[trail vortex]

For real.

[lyric wasp]

Shouldve postponed Lyon instead

Psg didnt need it aftrr winning 11-1 in the first leg

[open owl]

Legendary club

[remote wyvern]

They were using the relegation excuse lol. But lowk they’d still loose against Celta Vigo

[loud ridge]

are you kidding me?

[trail vortex]

24/03/26

UEFA Women's Champions League:
Wolfsburg 1 - 0 Lyonnes

[ruby lantern]

it js a game

[remote wyvern]

Baidoo instead of Niakhate

[open owl]

Beinsports after 12 AM is actually cursed @magic island

[trail vortex]

A Ligue 1 game from last season?

And it's English?

[open owl]

yes 😭😭

It's the match where we conceded 4 goals in the first 20 minutes

Great shit

[trail vortex]

Out of every game possible.

[open owl]

No it's actually cursed because you can't find these matches anywhere on the internet

Even on tod, their official streaming platform

They only show the last 5 matchdays

I remember I absolutely lost my shit in this exact chat

[trail vortex]

So you need to stay at 12 AM to see some archives of Montpellier being humiliated.

[open owl]

It was @magic island's first ever games as a MHSC fan 😂😂

[open owl]

Well... adult content is usually broadcasted when children are asleep

[trail vortex]

Why does it have arabic text.

[open owl]

jeez

[open owl]

Cause beinsports is arabic

[trail vortex]

Is this Arabic BeIN sports?

[trail vortex]

Yeah I know that.

[open owl]

Yes but the commentary is english

Nothing makes sense 😂😂😂

[trail vortex]

What the fuck.

And this is French BeIN sports?

Like, the one provided in France.

[open owl]

Goal Toulouse. 1-0.

This Sacko guy is really shit I hope he leaves the club

[open owl]

offside!

var!

it's a goal!

[open owl]

goodjob Toulouse!

i hope Sacko at RB doesn't relegate the club

[open owl]

I have a feeling he might

[trail vortex]

You know this isn't live right.

[open owl]

It's ok guys, Montpellier conceded first but they usually come back!

Let's go Montpellier you can equalize!

[trail vortex]

🍿

[open owl]

Game has started again, let's see if Montpellier can comeback

Ferri loses the ball

Goal Toulouse. 2-0.

Aboukhlal scores again

[trail vortex]

What the fucking fuck.

[open owl]

yeah this is what I lived at the stadium

You know this is what's called exposure therapy for PTSD patients

[trail vortex]

Turn off TV before TV turns you off.

[open owl]

Jean-Louis Gasset looks so disappointed

And it's 2-0 guys

But it's ok! Maybe Montpellier can comeback

Afterall, they did it against Auxerre 3-2, can they do it against Toulouse?!

[open owl]

I had invited 7 or 8 people to this match

It was pouring rain so fucking hard

It's ok @trail vortex we always come back

It's only 2-0 afterall

Goal Toulouse. 3-0.

[trail vortex]

New meme 2024:

[open owl]

😂😂😂 I like the 2024 joke

[open owl]

Offside!!! 😍😍

Come on guys! COME ON!

WE CAN COMEBACK!

Goal Toulouse. 3-0.

I'm not even exaggerating 😂😂

[trail vortex]

Damn Montpellier sucks!

[open owl]

https://x.com/actul1_/status/1850579210085032227?s=46

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_)

La Butte Paillade S'EN VA ! 🥶🧡💙

Nouvelle prestation CATACLYSMIQUE des pailladins.

📸 @TiffanyHenne

X · Oct 27, 2024, 4:44 PM

This tweet at the 14th minute 😂😂

[trail vortex]

BeIN sports really looks interesting at midnight.

[open owl]

some dark shit going on at beinsports HQ at night

[trail vortex]

Just like this channel!

Inactive the day, active at night!

[open owl]

Toulouse just scored again

Ferri misses the pass

Man Ferri really was a terrorist

I wonder what he's doing nowadays

Oh okay relegation in Serie B

And hasn't touched a football pitch since November

[trail vortex]

Ferri the terrorist!

So normally Toulouse stopped scoring right?

[open owl]

Yes I turned off tv

Will now sleep and think of how we're gonna promote this season

[trail vortex]

I'm also gonna sleep and think of how Strasbourg will win the Conference league and beat Mainz.

[open owl]

maybe

[lost crypt]

https://www.flashscore.com/news/soccer-ligue-1-lens-slam-psg-s-request-to-postpone-clash-in-order-to-focus-on-liverpool-tie/fLljBt6t/

[open owl]

W lens

[magic island]

No it was the 3-1 loss

Against nantes

[weak viper]

WHO at rb?

[vivid quartz]

Thauvin over Barcola

[vivid quartz]

nah Niakhate been good

[open owl]

Oh yeah

https://x.com/l2actu_/status/2036727537850536325?s=46

Actu Ligue 2 (@L2Actu_)

🚨 Enzo Molebe est APPELÉ en RENFORT en Equipe de France U19 ! 🇫🇷🧡💙

Cela fait 15 joueurs en sélections jeunes pour Montpellier. 🫣

X · Mar 25, 2026, 8:51 AM

Historic!! FIFTEEN (15) Montpellier players are called up for international duty, more than any other club in Ligue 2 and more than most Ligue 1 clubs!

[open owl]

https://x.com/fcmetz/status/2036779077927882753?s=46

FC Metz ☨ (@FCMetz)

1️⃣ - 2️⃣ #FCMRFCS

C'est terminé à Frescaty 🔚
Les Messins s'inclinent face au @RfcSeraing167.

X · Mar 25, 2026, 12:15 PM

I'M CRYING 😭😭😭

[magic island]

Who is that club

[snow nacelle]

Laughing at others now huh

[open owl]

I feel so bad but they legit tried the glitch of doing a friendly with an amateur club so they can build morale and they lost 😭😭😭

[open owl]

Idk

[loud ridge]

bro i swear if they keep postponing the match during both legs of ucl, it will cost us the title: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XhvXDwpHdg

[grizzled grotto]

good thing

[trail vortex]

What the fucking fuck.

The elevator is going to National next season.

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2036881442895016233

Sporting Club Aubagne Air Bel (@Scaabofficiel)

𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂é 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗲𝗹

Le Sporting Club Aubagne Air Bel annonce la fin de sa collaboration avec Karim Chaban, à la suite de comportements incompatibles avec les valeurs du club.

Il ne fait désormais plus partie des effectifs

X · Mar 25, 2026, 7:02 PM

What did bro do

He was probably their best player this season

[open owl]

What did he do

[weak viper]

no idea

[weak viper]

https://www.laprovence.com/article/sports/2295911684112514/football-national-aubagne-air-bel-se-separe-de-karim-chaban

this explains it

[open owl]

So? What did he do

Just fought with a teammate

[weak viper]

apparently it's not his first time

[frigid acorn]

This is trash

[remote wyvern]

Good
Good
Good
Good
Mid

I don’t get the hate

[trail vortex]

-# I think he is talking about the jersey.

[remote wyvern]

Oooh

[trail vortex]

I don't really know.

[remote wyvern]

Cause I’ve seen hate on that midfield all day

[trail vortex]

Ah.

So maybe I am right.

26/03/26:

International Friendlies:
Brazil <t:1774555200:t> France

U21 Euro, Qualification, Group C:
Luxembourg U21 <t:1774549800:t> France U21

[lyric wasp]

Seraing amateur ? 💀😭

Same divison is montepaspellier btw

But yeah f off they gave confidence to the club all belgium wishes to relegate

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2037096604893683863

Massilia Zone (@MassiliaZone)

🚨 Chelsea veut chiper Said Remadnia (16 ans), jeune ailier de l'OM.

Le club anglais a lui déjà proposé un contrat de 5 ans ainsi qu'une facilitation d'installation pour sa famille.

Considéré comme l'un des grands espoirs du centre de formation de l'OM, Benatia tente de le

X · Mar 26, 2026, 9:17 AM

No no no

We already lost too many youngsters I don't wanna lose him

[woven gust]

Brasil🇧🇷 vs France🇫🇷

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2037126172639711428

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨🚨𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗦 - 𝗣𝗦𝗚 𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗘́ !!!! ✅

La LFP a validé le report du match, même si les Lensois n’étaient pas d’accord.

🗞️ @ArthurPerrot

X · Mar 26, 2026, 11:15 AM

Fuck Q$G

We will never be a serious league

[shut flower]

Translate

[weak viper]

Translate what, the tweet?

[shut flower]

Yes

[weak viper]

Lens Vs Q$G is officially postponed despite lens not wanting to

[shut flower]

Bruh

Qatar money always does the trick

[weak viper]

True

I hope lens sends the reserves

[magic island]

Bruh

[waxen palm]

Sad decision tbh

[snow nacelle]

Yeah we don't support this either 😞

[modern roost]

I swear I had some man telling me that ‘oh, it’s not Chelsea’s fault the premier league isn’t nice’ when PSG did this against Chelsea

This is clearly a problem

[open owl]

This league is SHIT

[snow nacelle]

Omg this is so so bad

The first time i saw it was okay

The more I look, the worse it gets

I'm seeing a new photoshoot every day but every one is bad

https://www.instagram.com/p/DWUMWl-EjtX/ doue and kolo muani 😭

equipedefrance

Portons le style à la Française 🇫🇷✨

Likes

54031

Instagram

[maiden relic]

🤮

[solar gale]

77 Days to go for the world cup #11-days-to-go message

[open owl]

https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/2037070695302058495?s=46

MHSC (@MontpellierHSC)

🟥 #PauFCMHSC

Christopher Jullien suspendu 2 matchs suite à son carton rouge reçu contre Pau

X · Mar 26, 2026, 7:34 AM

@magic island Jullien (logically) suspended 2 matches for his direct red card.

[open owl]

It's actually horrid

Doué looks like a 40 year old IT technician

Which is not even offensive if you're actually a 40 year old IT technician, fair play, buy that shirt

But my man is a 20 year old footballer

You do not have to look like this

[rose hemlock]

I’m never going to take this league seriously

Ligue 1 really letting psg postpone a title deciding game

This isn’t fair

[snow nacelle]

Why is this accurate what about rkm

To be fair it's also the styling plus doue has always had an old face

The italia kit is nice, we can borrow that if they don't need it

[remote wyvern]

Nasser btw

[remote wyvern]

You were never going to take it seriously even if it wasn’t postponed

[open owl]

A child bread seller from the 1800s

this vibe kinda

Especially with the pants going very high

[open owl]

that kid kinda looks like chevalier or am i crazy

[weak viper]

Title race will be over by the time the game comes but yeah

[snow nacelle]

I SEE IT!!!!

[snow nacelle]

But i don't see this. Thanks for furnishing a photo because I was indeed not familiar with the very specific concept of a child bread seller from the 1800s

[weak viper]

"Tu ne comprends rien aux médias"

[weak viper]

J'ai la vision

[snow nacelle]

It's the cute mischievous smile

But lucas has lost his smile now 🙁

[remote wyvern]

Prisa qui possède l’un des média les plus connu d’Espagne (El País)

[magic island]

https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/2037123326972244478?s=61

MHSC (@MontpellierHSC)

🏆 Nicolas Pays est votre 𝒋𝒐𝒖𝒆𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒖 𝒎𝒐𝒊𝒔 de mars 🧡

X · Mar 26, 2026, 11:03 AM

@open owl

[frigid acorn]

https://x.com/themadridzone/status/2037228149155725478?s=46

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨 JUST IN: France will play 4-4-2 vs Brazil:

• Kylian Mbappé & Ousmane Dembélé up top.
• Hugo Ekitike at LW.
• Michael Olise RW.

@FabriceHawkins @RMCsport

X · Mar 26, 2026, 6:00 PM

[open owl]

Bit of a stretch ngl😂😂😂

I don't understand this decision

I think you could have given it to Sainte-Luce or Mouanga

[magic island]

idk tbh he was good but yeah I think so

[frigid acorn]

https://x.com/gffn/status/2037241101870858731?s=46

Get French Football News (@GFFN)

Brazil XI v France: Ederson; Wesley, Bremer, Leo Pereira, Douglas Santos; Casemiro, Andrey Santos; Raphinha, Cunha, Vinicius Jr.; Martinelli.

X · Mar 26, 2026, 6:51 PM

[waxen palm]

bruh wdym Ekitike LW

[weak viper]

cherki actually

[frigid acorn]

https://x.com/equipedefrance/status/2037253006169690326?s=46

Equipe de France ⭐⭐ (@equipedefrance)

Le 1️⃣1️⃣ tricolore pour défier le Brésil 🇧🇷⚔️
Coup d’envoi à 21h sur @TF1 📺

#BREFRA

X · Mar 26, 2026, 7:39 PM

[trail vortex]

FRANCE LINEUP VS BRAZIL:
M. Maignan
M. Gusto / I. Konaté (C) / D. Upamecano / T. Hernández
M. Olise / A. Rabiot / A. Tchouameni / H. Ekitike
O. Dembélé / K. Mbappe
(4-4-2)
COACH: Didier Deschamps

[waxen palm]

Nah its Hugo now, he's on the bench

[magic island]

https://x.com/i/status/2037165764109545486 @open owl

GIROUD FC 🇫🇷🌍🇲🇭 (@VitoooHiltonnn)

Un supporter de Caen vient de se moquer du palmarès de Montpellier dans mes mentions je vous jure que j'en reviens pas

X · Mar 26, 2026, 1:52 PM

😭😭🤣

[open owl]

Bro what did I just read 😂😂

With all due respect to the massive Stade Malherbe

[trail vortex]

GOAL | 🇧🇷 0 : [1] 🇫🇷
(32') Kylian Mbappe

[waxen palm]

MBAPPPPPEEEEEEEEE

WHAT A GOALLLLLLL

WHAT A CHIP

[frigid acorn]

Goat

https://tenor.com/view/kyliancore-kylian-mbappe-world-cup-laughing-showing-off-gif-3249345261761580940

[open owl]

What is this camera man

Bro they really are taking their sweet time

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF | 🇧🇷 0 : 1 🇫🇷

[frigid acorn]

Might be red

Fuck

[frigid acorn]

Fuck off

[open owl]

Eeeeh

No real debate to have

[waxen palm]

C'était sûr

[open owl]

It's a red

Just why tf do we need var for a friendly?

[waxen palm]

Why did I think of an offside

[frigid acorn]

Kante on

Lacroix on

[open owl]

What tf

[open owl]

Var for an offside foul 😭

Tchouaméni is so confused

New reaction meme unlocked in under a week

Love this guy

Goaaalllll

[waxen palm]

HUGOOOOʻOOOO

LE PARISIEEEEENNNNNNNN

[open owl]

2 chip goals hahaha

[frigid acorn]

Yesss

2-0

[open owl]

I sincerely apologize from DD

Ekitike off

[waxen palm]

Olise assist hahaha yessss

We're so cooking

[rancid peak]

https://fxtwitter.com/TouchlineX/status/2037127212176900565

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The French League Federation has postponed the Lens-PSG match despite Lens's objection.
︀︀
︀︀It does so to allow PSG to better prepare for the tie vs. Liverpool.
︀︀
︀︀— @RMCsport

**💬 1.5K 🔁 1.6K ❤️ 18.5K 👁️ 4.44M **

FxTwitter · Mar 26, 2026, 11:19 AM

[open owl]

Goal Brazil. 1-2.

[frigid acorn]

Ffs

7 mins added

[spark pivot]

Allez!! 🇫🇷

[frigid acorn]

Get in

[trail vortex]

27/03/26:

National:
(15th) Châteauroux <t:1774636200:t> Concarneau (9th)
(1st) Dijon <t:1774636200:t> Versailles (6th)
(7th) Fleury <t:1774636200:t> Bourg-en-Bresse (14th)
(2nd) Sochaux <t:1774636200:t> Quevilly Rouen (16th)
(17th) Stade Briochin <t:1774636200:t> Paris 13 (13th)
(4th) Orléans <t:1774636200:t> Villefranche (11th)
(8th) Valenciennes <t:1774636200:t> Aubagne (12th)
(3rd) Rouen <t:1774638000:t> Caen (10th)

National 2, Group A:
(5th) Les Herbiers <t:1774634400:t> FC Lorient B (9th)
(4th) Saint-Malo <t:1774636200:t> Angoulême (6th)

National 2, Group B:
(8th) Borgo <t:1774632600:t> Épinal (11th)
(14th) Chambly <t:1774638000:t> St-Pryvé (10th)

National 2, Group C:
(11th) FC 93 <t:1774636200:t> Hyères (6th)

Club Friendly Games:
(L2) Clermont Foot <t:1774606500:t> Le Puy-en-Velay (N1)

U15 Generation Adidas Cup, Group G:
Inter Miami CF U15 <t:1774618200:t> Toulouse U15

U12 LaLiga FC Futures CWC:
Arsenal U12 <t:1774629000:t> PSG U12

[open owl]

U12 is actually crazy bro

someone come get this guy man

international break is doing damage

[trail vortex]

Help.

[open owl]

Orelsan during his concert today in Montpellier! 🧡💙

[frigid acorn]

https://x.com/fmeetsdata/status/2037310575932285411?s=46

Football Meets Data (@fmeetsdata)

🔝 Top 10 in live FIFA ranking (as of 26 Mar):

1⃣ 🇪🇸 1877
2⃣ 🇫🇷 1874 📈 (➕3.96)
3⃣ 🇦🇷 1873 📉
4⃣ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 1834
5⃣ 🇵🇹 1760 📈
6⃣ 🇧🇷 1756.49 📉 (➖3.96)
7⃣ 🇳🇱 1756.27
8⃣ 🇲🇦 1755
9⃣ 🇧🇪 1731
🔟 🇩🇪 1724

▪️🇫🇷 FRA climbs to 2nd place a...

X · Mar 26, 2026, 11:27 PM

Back in 2nd

[fierce mica]

@idle schooner is from Belgium and is a supporter of Olympique Lyonnais! Welcome to the France league channel!

[frigid acorn]

Welcome

[open owl]

welcome! lyon fan!

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2037384724474146959

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨⚠️ Joaquin Panichelli, expected to miss the World Cup with an ACL injury.

Panichelli suffered similar injury already years ago and now he’s set to be out of World Cup with Argentina, as @arevalo_martin reports.

RC Strasbourg staff also being informed.

X · Mar 27, 2026, 4:22 AM

[open owl]

WTF

This is so horrible for him

[frigid acorn]

https://x.com/mattspiro/status/2037456067664175585?s=46

Matt Spiro (@mattspiro)

Dembélé & Raphinha both picked up injuries in last night's pointless France-Brazil friendly in Boston. Worse news: Strasbourg's fantastic striker Joaquin Panichelli (Ligue 1's top scorer) has sustained a serious knee injury with Argentina. Out of World Cup. Gutted for him.

X · Mar 27, 2026, 9:05 AM

Ffs

[snow nacelle]

Dembele is injured!?

[frigid acorn]

I think he’s fine

https://x.com/paris_sginfos/status/2037301008867492144?s=46

ParisSG INFOS (@Paris_sginfos)

ℹ️✅ CONFIRMATION : "Pas d'inquiétude du tout, il va bien ! C’était prévu qu’il joue que 60 minutes.", l'entourage de Dembele selon les informations recueillies par Canal +

X · Mar 26, 2026, 10:49 PM

[snow nacelle]

Hopefully

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2037418809590444339

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_)

🚨 𝗟'𝗨𝗝𝗦𝗙 𝗦'𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗚𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗬𝗖𝗢𝗧𝗧 𝗗𝗘 𝗟𝗔 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗣𝗔𝗥 𝗟'𝗢𝗠 ! 😤🩵🤍

L'Union des Journalistes de Sport en France 𝗱𝗲́𝗻𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝗲 𝗱𝗲́𝗰𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 "𝗶...

X · Mar 27, 2026, 6:37 AM

"Ouin ouin on peut plus cracher sur le club"

[open owl]

https://x.com/allezpaillade/status/2037505585512436077?s=46

AllezPaillade.com (@AllezPaillade)

D'après David Gluzman (@AfterRMC), Montpellier a recalé Habib Beye en 2024 !

#teamMHSC #MHSC 🔷️🔶️ https://t.co/6EHWWYZz1d

X · Mar 27, 2026, 12:22 PM

@weak viper 😭😭😭

Your manager is a Montpellier reject 😭😭😭

[magic island]

That's crazy

[weak viper]

Not surprising tbh

He isn't that good

[weak viper]

nwaneri got injured in his u21 game

if it's a serious one we'll have no right winger against monaco

[trail vortex]

27/03/26:

National:
(14th) Châteauroux 3 - 1 Concarneau (9th)
(1st) Dijon 3 - 1 Versailles (7th)
(6th) Fleury 3 - 0 Bourg-en-Bresse (15th)
(2nd) Sochaux 2 - 0 Quevilly Rouen (16th)
(17th) Stade Briochin 0 - 1 Paris 13 (10th)
(4th) Orléans 0 - 0 Villefranche (12th)
(8th) Valenciennes 0 - 0 Aubagne (13th)
(3rd) Rouen 1 - 1 Caen (11th)

[open owl]

Huge

Sochaux in Ligue 2

Rouen sabotaging themselves

[open owl]

😹😹😹 JORDAN LEFORT scored against Argentina

His first goal in the last 6 years

How succulent

[weak viper]

Dijon and Sochaux back in ligue 2 pls

[weak viper]

btw rouen should have won because this goal was cancelled for no reason https://x.com/ThauvinhoV/status/2037803355448180970

🇫🇮 (@ThauvinhoV)

Ils ont annulé ce but à la dernière minute d’un derby azy le foot c’est vraiment trop guez

▶ Play video

X · Mar 28, 2026, 8:05 AM

im still trying to figure out where the foul is

the only thing for me is with rouen's number 27 but it's caen's player who is fouling him

[fierce mica]

@native bobcat is from Brazil and is a supporter of Paris Saint-Germain FC! Welcome to the France league channel!

[magic island]

https://x.com/i/status/2037924673053208729

MHSC (@MontpellierHSC)

🏆 Tour Élite Championnat d’Europe U19
France U19 🇫🇷 2-1 🇨🇭 Suisse U19

⚽️⚽️ Enzo Molebe était titulaire et a marqué un doublé 😎🔥

X · Mar 28, 2026, 4:07 PM

@sterile fractal @open owl

[open owl]

Fire man fireeee

[weak viper]

bordeaux is losing 3-0 against chauray at home lmaoooo

[open owl]

Wtf?

https://x.com/girondins/status/2037946548147945873?s=46

FC Girondins de Bordeaux (@girondins)

34' • Bon ...😡

0-3 #FCGBFCC

X · Mar 28, 2026, 5:34 PM

[quick mica]

remontada loading

[open owl]

Wait they went 0-2 down at the 4th minute?

What is this sorcery

But let's he honest if one team can do a 4-3 it's Bordeaux

They alr did it before

Albeit in CdF against a R1 but

[quick mica]

see

this guys knows

[open owl]

https://x.com/girondins/status/2037953427884363916?s=46

FC Girondins de Bordeaux (@girondins)

@M29VB07 Non, je suis au fond du seau. M'enfin un match c'est 90 minutes 🫣

X · Mar 28, 2026, 6:02 PM

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2037956154668568996

Massilia Zone (@MassiliaZone)

🚨 FRANK MC COURT RECHERCHE OFFICIELLEMENT DE NOUVEAUX INVESTISSEURS POUR ENTRER AU CAPITAL DU CLUB !

"Je pense que c’est le moment d’entamer ce processus parce que je veux vraiment que Marseille passe au niveau supérieur.

Je suis très fier de ce que nous avons accompli et du

X · Mar 28, 2026, 6:13 PM

[maiden relic]

J’espère on repars en régional 1 sans dettes enfin

On va jamais se reconstruire avec des tdc comme Lopez à la tête du club

[weak viper]

non mais se prendre 3-0 à domicile par un plagiat du fc bale quand meme

c'est du jamais vu

[maiden relic]

À pleurer honnêtement

Une humiliation

[open owl]

https://x.com/mhsc_feminines/status/2037985781361377497?s=46

MHSC Féminines Officiel (@mhsc_feminines)

𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐬 𝐪𝐮’𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐮 𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞-𝐥𝐚̀ !!!! 🤩

Devant 35 713 spectateurs, on repart avec les trois points à l’issue d’un match acharné 😮‍💨

#OMMHSCF

X · Mar 28, 2026, 8:10 PM

@weak viper mdrrr

[weak viper]

did you see the first goal

[open owl]

First MHSC away win since May 2025

[weak viper]

after 20 seconds

[open owl]

Yes hahahaha

Just insane man

[weak viper]

on est maudit je crois

[open owl]

Faut changer de stade les gars

Putain mais merci

Il nous fallait ces 3 points

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2037987971270390246

Adrien Pittore (@adrien_pittore)

Avec le départ confirmé de Mehdi #Benatia de son poste de directeur sportif, deux profils ressortent : Dimitri Payet et... Steve Mandanda ! Des premiers contacts auraient été noués avec les 2. Ils disposent de clauses avec ce poste promis #TeamOM #OlympiqueDeMarseille #OM

X · Mar 28, 2026, 8:19 PM

[open owl]

Is this a joke 😂😂

[weak viper]

who knows, they might be good sporting directors

lens got leca

so mandanda might be good too

[open owl]

Has literally 0 connections

And no experience

Why directly at OM

Would be a mistake

[weak viper]

i want deschamps personally

i think he could be great

knows the club + won everything with us + played in england, italy and spain

[open owl]

It's intentional window so new banter fact but this one's special because it's today

Montpellier (or OM) Banter Fact #16: March 28th, 2026 (today). @magic island @weak viper

International window is here, all fans are missing their favorite football club this weekend. Marseille have found the solution by organizing Marseille-Montpellier, a Womens' Arkema Première Ligue match, at the almighty Vélodrome to attract fans. This is the first time the women play at the Vélodrome!

At the time, Montpellier is in last place, with only 2 wins in 19 matches (last win 5+ months ago), this way Marseille are favorites and can offer a spectacle to their fans.

Mission accomplished, 35713 fans attended the match, marking history forever as the most attended Womens football match in France.

Problem? The pressure got to the Marseille players, as in the first 30 seconds of the game, a Marseille defender attempted a pass to her goalkeeper and scored a hilarious own goal in front of 35000 home fans.

Result? Montpellier grabbed their 3rd win of the season, and have started their comeback to stay in the elite, right behind... Marseille. 😭

This is also the first time in 12 years that Montpellier (Mens & Womens) wins at the Vélodrome!

Wow I actually haven't done this in more than a year, and the one before that was in 2024

[lyric wasp]

lmfao what the hell

and how is montpellier LAST 💀

in my books montpellier is still top 4 since 2012

[cinder mauve]

super late but Bordeaux losing again

[snow nacelle]

Omg the video hahahahaha

Omg it's real

Hahahaha

But while Montpellier is last marseille are only 4 points ahead and close enough

[open owl]

Less & less investment, similar situation of the boys

[open owl]

And we get the head to head advantage

[open owl]

Nîmes is FIRST of N2 🔥🔥🔥

In their last 7 matches they got 19 out of 21 points, top form of the league, and went from 9 point difference from first place, to being first. wtf.

[lyric wasp]

Generational bottlejob from gfa

Créteil gonna bring the money in next season

[magic island]

😭😭😭

[snow nacelle]

If they can do it so can you 💪

[sterile fractal]

Molebe what a beast

[trail vortex]

FRANCE LINEUP VS COLOMBIA:
B. Samba
P. Kalulu / M. Lacroix / L. Hernández / L. Digne
W. Zaïre-Emery / N. Kanté (C)
M. Akliouche / R. Cherki / D. Doué
M. Thuram
(4-2-3-1)
COACH: Didier Deschamps

[spice anvil]

We love the Cherki skills in premier league

[trail vortex]

1ST HALF | 🇨🇴 0 : 0 🇫🇷

[weak viper]

Fos sur Mer are currently 1st of their n3 group with 5 games left!

[trail vortex]

GOAL | 🇨🇴 0 : [1] 🇫🇷
(30') Désiré Doué

[frigid acorn]

DOUÉEEE

[trail vortex]

GOAL | 🇨🇴 0 : [2] 🇫🇷
(41') Thuram (Header)

[frigid acorn]

Yessss

[trail vortex]

HT | 🇨🇴 0 : 2 🇫🇷

• (30') Doué
• (41') Thuram

[spice anvil]

🇫🇷

Wwiwiwiwowoiwiip

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF | 🇨🇴 0 : 2 🇫🇷

GOAL | 🇨🇴 0 : [3] 🇫🇷
(56') Désiré Doué

[frigid acorn]

GOAL

Doué

[trail vortex]

FRICK | 🇨🇴 [1] : 3 🇫🇷
(77') Jaminton Campaz

[frigid acorn]

How did we not score

2-3….

Nvn

No goal

[trail vortex]

The goal never happened.

Sofascore doing shit maybe.

[frigid acorn]

I’m like 30 seconds behind and Sofascore said they scored 😭

[cinder mauve]

Brother

[trail vortex]

Yup, Sofascore is ill!

[cinder mauve]

Im watching TF1

[frigid acorn]

😭

[trail vortex]

STUPID SOFASCORE!

[cinder mauve]

They did not score

[trail vortex]

It also said that to me.

[cinder mauve]

4 MINS

GOOD SAVE

GOOD SVAE

Off side

[trail vortex]

FT | 🇨🇴 1 : 3 🇫🇷

[frigid acorn]

Full time

[cinder mauve]

FT

[trail vortex]

29/03/26

International Friendlies:
Colombia 1 - 3 France

[snow wing]

I watched the France Columbia game.let’s go we won!!!Allez la France!!!3-1! we might have a chance of beating Spain in the World Cup

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2038507361711554800

Massilia Zone (@MassiliaZone)

🚨L’OM s’apprête à tourner une page importante de son histoire avec l’arrivée imminente d’un nouveau logo.

Les dirigeants olympiens devraient dévoiler ce nouvel écusson dans les prochains jours.

[🥈@laprovence]

X · Mar 30, 2026, 6:43 AM

Pls don't be this awful logo

[grizzled grotto]

💀 😭

worse than juventus logo change

[weak viper]

it's not confirmed yet

but i just hope it's not that

[grizzled grotto]

is the source reliable?

[weak viper]

even last season montpellier's logo and martigues' were better

[weak viper]

this logo was just something that got leaked a few months ago

they don't say anything about the actual logo

in the article they say that the new logo will be revealed on the 8th of april

and the source is reliable for this kind of information

[snow nacelle]

Oh no

I mean it's not that bad

Looks a bit like a car logo

[weak viper]

Except that we are not a car brand

[wheat plaza]

Yooo

Why did marseille absolutely ruined there own badge

[sterile fractal]

I find this logo is simple and beautiful and very modern. Good for economy and for environment