ligue-1

[waxen palm]

5-2 but offside

LlLsllsododldldld

STOP HIMMMMMMMMMM

KVARA BRACEEEEEEEEE

[trail vortex]

Revenge done!

[snow nacelle]

Not done!!!

[open owl]

I'm going to fucking kill myself

[waxen palm]

WHAT A FUCKING STATEMENT WIN ❤️💙

I'M HAPPY FOR THE BOYS

[rancid peak]

https://x.com/brfootball/status/2031851367225041335

B/R Football (@brfootball)

PSG show why they're UCL champs with a 5-2 first-leg win over Chelsea 💪

X · Mar 11, 2026, 9:54 PM

[formal sphinx]

Gg paris it was a 10/10 performance

[trail vortex]

MATCH RESULTS OF THE DAY:

UEFA Champions League:
PSG 5 : 2 Chelsea

Arkema Première Ligue:
Paris FC 3 : 0 Strasbourg
PSG 2 : 1 Marseille
Dijon 2 : 0 Saint-Étienne
Nantes 2 : 0 Fleury
RC Lens 2 : 1 Montpellier

[quasi falcon]

9/10. They conceded 2 goals ☝️🤓

[snow nacelle]

Simply lovely

[open owl]

Even Montpellier lost

Fuck this sport man

[trail vortex]

This isn't your day.

[open owl]

I'm hanging on a thread, the last straw would be Montpellier - Laval this Friday

[trail vortex]

12/03

UEFA Europa League:
Lille <t:1773337500:t> Aston Villa
Celta Vigo <t:1773345600:t> Lyon

UEFA Europa Conference League:
Rijeka <t:1773337500:t> Strasbourg

[open owl]

it's 4 AM i can't sleep:

[snow nacelle]

Sleep now otherwise you'll be walking around like cole palmer tmr

[open owl]

you guys don't realize how amazing the return leg will be

the psg elimination will feel even better

you know why?

because you guys hoped. we got your hopes up.

for 7 full days you will think that you're the best team in the world

it's actually all a trick by liam rosenior

and then at stamford bridge on the 17th we will come back to haunt you

and then a week after you're gonna lose the ligue 1 title to lens

https://tenor.com/view/i-m-villain-gif-8105801559398118233

[snow nacelle]

You could stay up all night dreaming of scenarios

Or you could make it happen at stamford bridge next week

Go to bed!!!!

[open owl]

we shall.

It's okay, at least I get to watch Nicolas Pays play this Friday 🥰

[violet dragon]

Prem was so ah this match week

[weak viper]

https://x.com/ActuL1_/status/2031656658133197000

Actu Ligue 1 (@ActuL1_)

📢 𝗦𝗘𝗣𝗧 𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕𝗦 𝗥𝗘́𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗨𝗡𝗘 𝗥𝗘́𝗩𝗢𝗟𝗨𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗔̀ 𝗟𝗔 𝗟𝗙𝗣 ! 🤯🇫🇷

Dans une tribune commune, 𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗱𝗲 𝗹'𝗢𝗟, 𝗱𝗲 𝗹'𝗢𝗠 𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗲 ...

X · Mar 11, 2026, 9:01 AM

extremely rare paris fc and lyon W

[open owl]

W

[grizzled grotto]

does lille take win today vs villa?

[open owl]

no chance

[grizzled grotto]

🙁

[open owl]

Maybe @lyric wasp has another opinion on this tho

[grizzled grotto]

atleast lyon will win today

❤️‍🩹

[lyric wasp]

No i dont

I quit my delusion

Objectif top 9 les gars

[open owl]

Celta away

Only club winning tonight is Strasbourg

[grizzled grotto]

what? lyon plays in ucl regularly, celta barely made it into europe after 10 years this year and they dont even have zaragoza

[open owl]

Lyon plays in UCL regularly???

Man watch out there's gonna be a virus called Covid-19 it's gonna cause some damage to the world 😂😂

If Lyon plays in UCL regularly then Montpellier is in Ligue 1 top 5 regularly too

[trail vortex]

LILLE LINEUP VS ASTON VILLA:
B. Özer
T. Santos / C. Mbemba / A. Mandi / R. Perraud
N. Mukau / B. André (C) / N. Bentaleb
G. Perrin / O. Giroud / H. A. Haraldsson
(4-3-3)

STRASBOURG LINEUP VS RIJEKA:
M. Penders
I. Doukouré (C) / L. Høgsberg / B. Chilwell
G. Doué / V. Barco / S. E. Mourabet / S. Amo-Ameyaw
S. Nanasi / J. Enciso
J. Panichelli
(3-4-2-1)

[open owl]

@magic island If MHSC win tomorrow, they are guaranteed to (provisionally) sit at top 5, while waiting for other teams to play Saturday & Monday

[misty tundra]

Berke Özer 🇹🇷

[weak viper]

"regularly" the last time they played in it was in 2019-20

[final hollow]

People watch the Ligue 2 ?

[magic island]

I'm crying 😭

[magic island]

yes some of us support teams in Ligue 2

[final hollow]

Im happy for troyes

Finally comeback in Ligue very probably

I want Le Mans not Saint Étienne

Red star why not

[magic island]

Ok

[grizzled grotto]

sob didnt know

[open owl]

Montpellier en fait

[grizzled grotto]

but lyon topped the group in uel bro

[open owl]

"Ok"

[grizzled grotto]

no way they lose to some randoms “celta”

[final hollow]

Quoi ?

[trail vortex]

GOAL | HNKR 0 : [1] RCSA
(2') Panichelli

[open owl]

Bah nous aussi on veut monter 💔

[final hollow]

Vous méritez pas avec tout le respect 😭

[open owl]

azy

toute façon la ligue des champions c'est le réal qui la prendra

[final hollow]

Tu perd contre Dunkerque, tu perd contre le promu Boulogne et tu perd contre Rodez, la tete des équipes

[open owl]

à part Boulogne (on a perdu domicile et extérieur) tout le reste on a fait 1 victoire 1 défaite

ça va bro

[magic island]

yes? Problem???

[open owl]

Sainté s'est pris 4-0 par Annecy

[magic island]

[final hollow]

Ouaaah bas bon courage a eux, city, bayern, PSG je pense pas c pas sous benzema et modric la

[final hollow]

Annecy j'ai jamais compris cette équipe

Chaque annee c mid tableau ou bas de tableau mais sa peut sortir des Marseille en CDF

Ou un match de L2 tu met 3-0 et apres tu te fais taper mdr

Mais en vrai la L2 a l'air grave plus intéressante a regarder

[final hollow]

Boulogne c une équipe qui vient de passer la National 1 😭 t une ancienne equipe de L1 tu te fais battre

[wheat nymph]

Giroud so close

[trail vortex]

HT | LOSC 0 : 0 AVL

HT | HNKR 0 : 1 RCSA

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF | LOSC 0 : 0 AVL

LYON LINEUP VS CELTA VIGO:
D. Greif
S. Kango / C. Mata / M. Niakhaté / N. Tagliafico
T. Morton / C. Tolisso
Endrick / N. Nartey / Abner Vinicius
Yaremchuk
(4-2-3-1)

FUCK | LOSC 0 : [1] AVL
(61') Watkins

GOAL | HNKR 0 : [2] RCSA
(72') Godo

FUCK | HNKR [1] : 2 RCSA
(76') Majstorović

[remote wyvern]

Ils ont vue à quel point ça respectait pas la PL

[frigid acorn]

Ffs

[trail vortex]

FT | HNKR 1 : 2 RCSA
FT | LOSC 0 : 1 AVL

[open owl]

Montpellier is about to do something very funny tomorrow I can feel it @magic island

I swear on my life if we don't win by 3 goals or more

[weak viper]

they struggled against istres so if you don't obliterate them you deserve to get relegated

[open owl]

bro we struggled against THEM

.

We were so deep in the trenches we invaded le basser last time we got a scrap 0-1 win against them

[trail vortex]

1ST HALF | CELTA 0 : 0 OL

[open owl]

Allez l'OL !

[trail vortex]

FUCK | CELTA [1] : 0 OL
(25') Rueda

[weak viper]

GOALLL

[open owl]

OL been dominating ngl

[rain furnace]

Lol

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF | CELTA 1 : 0 OL

[open owl]

Logique

Red card Celta

Elbow to the face lmao

RÉMI HIMBERT ON!

Himbert injured.

Niakhaté and Greif are literally fighting lmao

[open owl]

Rémi Himbert is subbed off. 20 seconds...

His season is over for sure

Holy shit

His ankle just twisted

Wtf is this man

I watch OL for him

TV off

ALMOST 1-1

[open owl]

(the TV, in fact, was not off)

Nobody is giving the ball to Lyon n°60

Idk who it is

But it's pretty sad

He has so much space and no one's giving him the ball wtf

He just got subbed off

[trail vortex]

Taking a break.

[open owl]

SO CLOSE

[open owl]

WHAT

Montpellier plays tomorrow!!!

[trail vortex]

I need to.

[open owl]

💔

[trail vortex]

@trail vortex is not feeling good actually!

[open owl]

Don't take too long we need your help

[trail vortex]

Wait they just equalized.

[open owl]

Hope u feel better soon ;D

[trail vortex]

💀

[open owl]

GOAALL

[trail vortex]

Thank you.

I Am @trail vortex .

[open owl]

Why is Endrick dancing bro

Grab the ball & score the second

They're 10 men

[open owl]

Don't take too long !!1!1

[trail vortex]

I'll take the time I need to recover.

[open owl]

Var...

[trail vortex]

And I will eventually explain what I've been through for 2 weeks.

[open owl]

The goal counts

[strong ridge]

Endrick

[open owl]

Dam

[strong ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/endrick-endrick-real-madrid-endrick-palmeiras-palmeiras-brasileiro-gif-6389260472824165608

[open owl]

Endrick fouled hard by Marcos Alonso

[open owl]

He played horribly today

[sterile fractal]

thank god he scored. His performance was a 2,5/10 today

His decision making was bad today, and he has limit of being unable to use his right foot

[wet trellis]

What is your pronostic for Marseille Auxerre?

[weak viper]

CJ start???

[weak viper]

Hopefully we win because I'll be there

[wet trellis]

Nwaneri starts for me

[weak viper]

He won't

He isn't good enough rn to start

[wet trellis]

he is just miss his penalty

[weak viper]

I'm not even counting that

He hasn't played good in any game

Even his game against lens if we remove his goal he was mid

[open owl]

@magic island Everson is suspended (1 game for his red card last week). Mbuku is suspended (1 game for accumulation of yellow cards). Savanier is injured for 6 weeks. Bećir is gone.

Chennahi is the only regular starter midfielder fit. The question is, who are the two players that will play in midfield tonight with Chennahi!!?

1. Fayad (my god...)
2. Mouanga (please no ❌, he's a very good CB).
3. Homssa (has never played a professional match).
4. Tchato?!

[magic island]

Tchato.

[midnight sapphire]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[open owl]

Blud is NOT Reece James 🤣

[fierce mica]

@wet trellis is from France and is a supporter of Lille OSC! Welcome to the France league channel!

[weak viper]

CJ STARTING!!!!

CJ will get game time for the first Time since the game against bayeux!!!

[open owl]

https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/2032517141119783170?s=46

MHSC (@MontpellierHSC)

📋 𝑳𝑨 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑶

👥 Voici nos 𝑿𝑰 𝑷𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒔 alignés pour affronter Laval lors de cette 27e journée de @Ligue2BKT

#MHSCSLMFC

X · Mar 13, 2026, 6:00 PM

[open owl]

Fayad AND Mouanga...

I'm gonna miss the first 5 mins bruh

Kickoff... I'm VERY LATE...

[weak viper]

Guess the price of the ticket

[open owl]

Still outside bruh

[open owl]

60

[weak viper]

No

0

[open owl]

Finally

[open owl]

Wtf how

[weak viper]

My mom won in a local radio station challenge

So we got 2 tickets for free

We only hear auxerre fans as of now

[open owl]

Wtf so nice

Enjoy

We almost conceded

[weak viper]

SW honouring Philippe quemener

[open owl]

PAYS CLOSE

[weak viper]

KICKOFF

[open owl]

HT. Most boring first half in a while.

[magic island]

we are NOT getting promoted 😭

[weak viper]

Some drunk man just started a chant in my section lmaooo

He got booed by the whole virage sud

[open owl]

Why

Fayad shit as always

[weak viper]

Ultras are on a strike again

A fight almost broke out next to me 😭

[open owl]

Le Mans 1-3

Rabillard hattrick

[weak viper]

RACHID ZEROUAL JUST CAME INTO THE STAND TO HAVE A TALK WITH A GUY WHO STARTED THE CHANT LMAOOOOO

Stands are more entertaining than the game itself

HT

Terrible game of football

[open owl]

15 more mins to do something against Laval...

Vidal-Cartoux subbed on for his first ever pro football match!

Guy is fast

[weak viper]

Guy who started the chant got kicked out the stadium

[open owl]

MENDY YOU CANT MISS THAT

MENDY OH MY GOD

FUCK YOU OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

YOU CANT MISS

GET MENDY OFF NOW

WE NEED FUCKING MOLEBE

NOW

[weak viper]

Is this a mafia or what

GROUPS ARE SINGING!

[open owl]

Molebe on

There's 90 seconds left...

GOAOAOOAOALLLL

GOALLLL

MOLEBE ASSIST

GOOOAAALLLL

GOAL AGAIN

NICOLAS PAYS

ITS 2-0 IN 90 SECONDS

[weak viper]

Second half started

[open owl]

WHAT A SHIT GAME

BUT WHAT A SEXY FINAL 10 MINUTES

WOW. AMAZING SUBS

GUEGUIN AND MOLEBE HAVE LIT UP THE GAME

AND NICO MY GOAT SCORED

GOOAAALL

ITS 3 GOALS IN THE LAST 5 MINS

Offside

[frigid acorn]

Woah

I thought that was in

[open owl]

FULLTIME! MONTPELLIER WINS 2-0 AND CLAIMS THE TOP 5 SPOT PROVISIONALLY!

Unfortunately other results have gone absolutely catastrophic for us as Guingamp, Pau AND Le Mans all won their respective games, no draws on tonight's multiplex!

[weak viper]

Gouiri and emerson on

Kondo and CJ off

Probably our 2 best players today off??

[weak viper]

GOOOALLLLL

GOUIRIIIIII

FUCKING FINALLY

[open owl]

Enfin

[weak viper]

Auxerre goal cancelled

For handball

Nwaneri and nnadi on

Bois vert and auba off

Traoré on???

What's the point

[open owl]

@magic island For the first time in almost 8 YEARS, Montpellier has gotten three cleansheets in a row in the league!

The last time MHSC has conceded a goal was against Rodez (1-0), since then, 0-0 (against Reims), 0-3 (against Nancy), and 2-0 today (against Laval)! 🥳

[open owl]

Molebe created the two goals 🔥

[magic island]

We are so back

[open owl]

7 matches left. ELEVENTH place Pau with a win can still jump to TOP 5.

If you lose? You're officially out of the race. Losses are no longer permitted this season. Draws against non-promotion teams are also no longer permitted this season.

We face Pau, Troyes & Annecy next... all competitors for Ligue 1...

[magic island]

It’s possible tbh

[open owl]

https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/2032562309487346147?s=46

this admin bro 😭

MHSC (@MontpellierHSC)

𝐌𝐇𝐒𝐂 𝟐-𝟎 𝐋𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐋

𝐀𝐔 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐃𝐔 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 ⵑ 🔥

Après un match maîtrisé, nos Pailladins débloquent la situation dans les toutes dernières minutes et confirment un nouveau succès à la Mosson. 💪

🎯 Cap désormais sur le déplacement à Pau vendredi prochain.

X · Mar 13, 2026, 8:59 PM

Look at the scoreline

[magic island]

😭😭😭

[weak viper]

https://x.com/i/status/2032591904269910322

AJ Auxerre (@AJA)

📢 On a entendu que vous pendant très longtemps. Comme vous, on ne lâchera rien ! ✊

#TeamAJA #OMAJA

X · Mar 13, 2026, 10:57 PM

I don't know if that's ragebait or no

I really hope it is

[maiden relic]

😂😂😂

[misty tundra]

@trail vortex comeback 💔🕊️

[solar gale]

89 Days to Go for the 2026 FIFA World Cup #11-days-to-go message

[loud ridge]

are you freaking kidding me, match postponed tommorow

and that could cause lens to win the second title, what's the point postponing the match

[grizzled grotto]

how?

[trail vortex]

Tomorrow.

[remote wyvern]

YOU asked for it g

[midnight sapphire]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[snow nacelle]

@trail vortex I hope you are okay !!! Take care and come back soon 💙

[open owl]

RODEZ HAVE BEATEN REIMS

They were down 1-0 until the 87th and a 90+6 penalty!!!!

Dunkerque continues its horrible series of results, only 1 win out of the last 8 matches (4 losses) 😳

Holy moley

[maiden relic]

Allez Bordeaux

[grizzled grotto]

fuck fc lorient

bums

[weak viper]

t'as vu le communiqué

[weak viper]

?

out of all clubs to hate why do you hate lorient 😭

[grizzled grotto]

they are not letting lens win the league title

😡

[weak viper]

even if they win they wont win the title anyway

[grizzled grotto]

dont tell me psg wont lose to this ogc nice super team

[weak viper]

nice WHAT

[grizzled grotto]

psg will atleast lose to lyon bro

and they have lens also

[weak viper]

jokes aside they actually have a chance to beat them as they usually play extremely well against q$g

[weak viper]

i don't see lyon doing anything against q$g

[grizzled grotto]

lyon have kendrick

https://tenor.com/view/endrick-lobax2005-football-celebration-endrick-king-kong-endrick-gorilla-gif-9207055974384513642

[weak viper]

yeah and he isn't playing that good rn

[grizzled grotto]

he is big game player

[loud ridge]

I would never ask for it, blame the board of this club

[weak viper]

dw lens ain't winning the title

[grizzled grotto]

marseille fan siding with psg

i have seen it all

[weak viper]

i'm not siding with them i'm just realistic

• one more q$g ligue 1 win won't affect me at all as they already win every season

in fact a lens title win would be even more shameful for us

[grizzled grotto]

why

[grizzled grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-homelander-yuyocomepingas-ayudaporfavor-gif-26089820

[weak viper]

lens with way less money than us and a worse squad than us winning a league title before we do would be the worst thing to happen

[open owl]

Montpellier has won a league title before you bro the shame is already here 😂😂

[weak viper]

nah but i mean since longoria became president

[open owl]

I have no more mercy for OM they ruin my pre-season predictions everytime I put them as champions

This summer I'm not putting y'all

I'm gonna be boring like everyone and put PSG 😔

[maiden relic]

Qu’ils nlm

[weak viper]

😭

[open owl]

2-1

Lorient

[final hollow]

OM

No trophy since 14 yrs

Even when PSG is eliminated from coupe de France, they win the élimination against Toulouse at Vélodrome 😭 The shame from france and Europe 😭

[lyric wasp]

LORIENT PRIME !!

[lyric wasp]

Kms

Beating penaltroyes next weel, written in stone

[sturdy geode]

Salut!

[trail vortex]

Thank you, I am ok and I am back.

[snow nacelle]

Amazing!! Well done!!!

[trail vortex]

Oui.

[snow nacelle]

In ligue 1 and psg chat you can speak french

[weak viper]

ES Fos are now first of their N3 group!

[sterile fractal]

Erawan Garnier became the 6th ASEAN international in history to play professional football in France!

1. Pen Phath (Cambodia)
2. Billy Ketkeophomphone (Laos)
3. Jason Pendant (Vietnam)
4. Nguyen Quang Hai (Vietnam)
5. Calvin Verdonk (Indonesia)
6. Erawan Garnier (Thailand)

[weak viper]

streets won't forget ketkeophomphone

[trail vortex]

STRASBOURG LINEUP:
M. Penders
A. Ouattara / A. Omobamidele / G. Doué (C) / B. Chilwell
V. Barco / S. E. Mourabet
G. Yassine / J. Enciso / M. Godo
J. Panichelli
(4-2-3-1)

PARIS FC LINEUP:
K. Trapp
A. Camara / D. Coppola / M. Mbow / N. Sangui
M. Munetsi / P. L. Melou (C) / R. Matondo
J. Ikoné / C. Immobile / M. Simon
(4-3-3)

[shrewd harness]

Il date ce mot

Je l'ai plus entendu depuis un bail

[covert smelt]

Bordeaux in the 4th tier of france

good lord have mercu

[midnight sapphire]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[trail vortex]

1ST HALF | RCSA 0 : 0 PFC

[trail vortex]

HT | RCSA 0 : 0 PFC

[open owl]

How's it been going ligue 1

Missed you on Friday night

hope everything is good 💙

[magic island]

Welcome back ❤️

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF | RCSA 0 : 0 PFC

[open owl]

😭😭😭

goal

Strasbourg

damn offside

in the buildup

Penders what a save wtf

[open owl]

Endrick what is that 😭

[shrewd harness]

Paname tu veux dire ?

Oe

[frigid acorn]

GOAL
Metz 0-2 Toulouse

Gboho

[open owl]

Metz makes me not want to promote to Ligue 1 fr

[frigid acorn]

GOAL
Metz 1-2 Toulouse
Mbala

GOAL
Metz 2-2 Toulouse

💀💀💀

[open owl]

What the fuck

Mory Diaw is potentially the best goalkeeper of alltime going toe to toe with Neuer

[weak viper]

Reminder that we almost bought him instead of rulli

Or de lange

I can't remember

[open owl]

😂😂😂

[frigid acorn]

GOAL
Mertz 2-3 Toulouse

Nice goal

Gboho

HT

[open owl]

Damn

I be watching the shittest games bro

I watch Sainté, 0-0

I watch Strasbourg, 0-0

Now I'm watching Lyon, 0-0 HT

I went to watch Montpellier this Friday, 0-0 until the 90th minute

I'm on a goal drought

Give me goals man

FINALLY

GOAL LYON

offside.

kill me bruh

RED CARD LE HAVRE

SANGANTÉ

Last man foul on Endrick!

He was alone 1 on 1

But then again lmao Endrick is smart af

Guy literally forced himself to fall

No dive, just looked for the foul

[frigid acorn]

Var checking pen for Metz

Hand ball maybe

[open owl]

Zagadou*

[frigid acorn]

I think it hit arm of Metz attacker first

[open owl]

no pen?

[frigid acorn]

Still checking

Ref gone to monitor

Looks like sarr hand balled first

No pen

Free kick Toulouse

Restes off injured

[open owl]

Le Havre ALMOSTh

hits the post!

Would've been a fantastic volley goal

[open owl]

Another 0-0 😭

[frigid acorn]

GOAL
Mertz 3-3 Toulouse

GOAL

Mertz 3-4 Toulouse

Last minute winner

90+9’

[lyric wasp]

90+120

[frigid acorn]

FT: Mertz 3-4 Toulouse

Good game

[grizzled grotto]

compensating for that lyon le havre borefest

[lyric wasp]

@open owl opinion ?

[open owl]

C'est quoi ce truc

[lyric wasp]

le val d'europe fc

[open owl]

Pourquoi y a nous

[trail vortex]

Everything is good. Sorry for not answering earlier.

[trail vortex]

Thx.

[open owl]

https://x.com/l2actu_/status/2033190996553408828?s=46

Actu Ligue 2 (@L2Actu_)

𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗣𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗥 𝗔 𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗜 𝗨𝗡𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗘 🏰🧡💙

Le MHSC a la MEILLEURE défense du championnat, avec seulement 25 buts encaissés en 27 rencontres. 🧱

Laporte, Jullien, Mouanga, Sainte-Luce, Tchato, El Hannach, Ngapandouetnbu... en très grande forme. 💥

X · Mar 15, 2026, 2:38 PM

Montpellier is the BEST defense in the league, we concede less than 1 goal per match on avg!

😍🔥

[trail vortex]

GOAL | SRFC 0 : [1] LOSC
(2') M. Fernandez-Pardo

[vivid quartz]

bad start, but we’re winning.

don’t worry

[frigid acorn]

Close

[trail vortex]

GOAL | SRFC 0 : [2] LOSC
(47') H. A. Haraldsson

[frigid acorn]

1-2

[trail vortex]

GOAL | SRFC [1] : 2 LOSC
(59') E. Lepaul

[remote wyvern]

https://x.com/ddsh____/status/2033249488878346460?s=46

🇵🇸 (@ddsh____)

X · Mar 15, 2026, 6:30 PM

[lyric wasp]

Lille osc WINNER

Top 5

Europe is warned

[trail vortex]

FT | SRFC 1 : 2 LOSC

[fading loom]

[open owl]

@magic island this "roar" at the stadium is fr music to my ears

Even though we're only 8k at the stadium it's imo the best crowd in the league after Sainté

[weak viper]

i mean other clubs are almost all at less than 10k ppl per games

[grizzled grotto]

WHAT!!

[weak viper]

in ligue 2 yeah

[grizzled grotto]

does only psg have a decent fanbase?

[grizzled grotto]

oh

😭

who are the biggest fanbases after psg in ligue 1?

[weak viper]

OM is bigger

at least in terms in terms of football watchers not kids

[grizzled grotto]

ok, then after om

[weak viper]

2 sec

after us there is q$g then probably lens sainte and lyon

and monaco

then some other clubs have big but very local fanbases

[grizzled grotto]

monaco 🤔

[weak viper]

bastia also has a pretty big fanbase in southern france due to the corsican diaspora

[weak viper]

and i forgot to mention bordeaux

[grizzled grotto]

zidane's club

[magic island]

Makes me so happy

[lyric wasp]

Lens worse attendance than lille ‼️‼️

Monaco shall be ranked below Nantes and Strasbourg

[trail vortex]

ANNECY LINEUP:
F. Escales
T. Rowe / F. Lajugie / A. Drouhin / J. Kouadio
A. Casadei / A. Kashi (C)
A. Larose / D. M. Sahi / C. Billemaz
T. Rambaud
(4-2-3-1)

TROYES LINEUP:
H. Konaté
L. Maronnier / A. Ouzenadji / S. Diawara / I. Boura
M. Diop (C)
M. Detourbet / M. Adeline / A. Mille / K. Diawara
T. Bentayeb
(4-1-4-1)

[open owl]

Allez Troyes allez !

[trail vortex]

1ST HALF | FCA 0 : 0 ESTAC

[remote wyvern]

He said no kids

[lyric wasp]

He probably meant those 2023 kids "on les a chicotés" Lens fans who werent here in Ligue 2

[remote wyvern]

Ranking in 2019 btw and had the highest percentage in stadium occupancy

[open owl]

Goal Annecy... 1-0...

Montpellier is now in 8th place ffs

Troyes lock in

[trail vortex]

Bro there's an Asphalt 9 song in the stadium.

2ND HALF | FCA 1 : 0 ESTAC

[maiden relic]

Marseille / saint Étienne are first in France

[maiden relic]

PSG have a lot of tourists/‘fans’ because they win trophies every year, but it’s not the best atmosphere in France

[open owl]

GOAALLL

COME ON TROYES

OUI MON GRAND @hollow swift

[trail vortex]

GOAL | FCA 1 : [1] ESTAC

They always comeback.

They always win like that.

It reminds me of something.

[hollow swift]

Le but est magnifique premier but en pro pour lui en +

[open owl]

not us lol

[open owl]

gg

on espère que troyes gagne tous les matchs sauf le 4 avril

[hollow swift]

Mdrrrrr 😂🤣

[fringe lake]

Imma predict next 10 ligue 1 winners
25/26 RC Lens
26/27 Paris Saint-Germain
27/28 Olympique Lyonnais
28/29 Paris Saint-Germain
29/30 Paris Saint-Germain
30/31 Marsielle
31/32 Paris Saint-Germain
32/33 Paris FC
33/34 Paris FC
34/35 AS Monaco
35/36 Paris Saint-Germain

[weak viper]

wont happen because you got the first one wrong

[lyric wasp]

You forgot Lille OSC

25/26 Paris Saint-Germain
26/27 Paris Saint-Germain
27/28 Lille OSC
28/29 Paris Saint-Germain
29/30 Paris Saint-Germain
30/31 Lille OSC
31/32 Paris Saint-Germain
32/33 ParisSaint-Germain
33/34 OM
34/35 Valenciennes FC
35/36 OM

[trail vortex]

GOAL | FCA 1 : [2] ESTAC

[open owl]

WE LOVE TROYES

OH WE DO

[open owl]

LE LION NIMOIS

RENAUD RIPART

🐊🐊🐊

@hollow swift tu me régales

[hollow swift]

Bcp trop fort mon Ripart

[trail vortex]

RED CARD | Jacob (FC Annecy)
2nd yellow.

FT | FCA 1 : 2 ESTAC

[exotic citrus]

GOALS IN THE TOP 4 PORTUGUESE LEAGUES 🇵🇹 - 13/3-15/3

• Yassin Fortuné 🇫🇷 - 1 goal (Vizela 4-3 Lusitânia de Lourosa)

[trail vortex]

16/03/26 RESULTS:

Ligue 2 BKT:
FC Annecy 1 : 2 ESTAC Troyes

[remote wyvern]

https://x.com/lnstantfoot/status/2033658951103881703?s=46

Instant Foot ⚽️ (@lnstantFoot)

🚨🚨 𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗗𝗘 𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗘 𝗔𝗨 𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 𝗗𝗘𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗛 𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗗𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗨𝗫 !!!

👉 Ils ne sont PLUS RECONNUS OFFICIELLEMENT comme un groupe de supporters des Girondins de Bordeaux

👉 Conséquence : INTERDICTION d'...

X · Mar 16, 2026, 9:37 PM

[trail vortex]

17/03/26:

UEFA Champions League:
Chelsea <t:1773777600:t> PSG

National:
Stade Briochin <t:1773772200:t> Châteauroux

Youth League:
Villareal U19 <t:1773759600:t> PSG U19

U17 European Championship Women Qualifiers:
France U17 <t:1773752400:t> Serbia U17

[open owl]

Dafuq

[open owl]

Allez Chelsea

[lyric wasp]

Congrats you just proved 14k kids joined you which is an insane amount of kids

[remote wyvern]

Before 2018 you were getting less than 30k average out of like 50k 😭 and that 16th place season you got like 29k out of 50k 💔

[lyric wasp]

What abt that lens ligue 2 relegation battle ?

And still you cant compare lens to saint etienne and lyon as if they have fans all over the country

[remote wyvern]

Like almost 70% occupancy rate. That’s like your regular numbers in Ligue 1

[remote wyvern]

I didn’t mention them

[lyric wasp]

70% occupancy rate of a smaller stadium**

[remote wyvern]

In Ligue 2

[lyric wasp]

Acting like occupancy rate doesnt help clubs with smaller stadiums

[lyric wasp]

You didnt mention them but that message is the litteral reason ive decided to start this. Who tf compares lens to Sainte and Lyon based kn national fanbases

[remote wyvern]

Thats what you said

[lyric wasp]

Yeah and im right lol

Lens does have a worse attendance than lille

And your occupancy stats are bs because wed literally have the same as you if our stadium was as small as yours 🥀

[remote wyvern]

Just 4k less in with a 12k difference

[lyric wasp]

With thoze stats I can legit say we would have bollaert sold out every week as well

[grizzled grotto]

are attendances this low in french league?

[lyric wasp]

No they arent

Only Monaco is low

[grizzled grotto]

what is this

[remote wyvern]

37k/38k that’s literally like selling all tickets every week. C’est comme faire gichet vide chaque match. You guys don’t

[lyric wasp]

A ligue 2 graph from 2019

[remote wyvern]

Search up the stadium capacities

And that’s Ligue 2

Yes

[grizzled grotto]

oh

anyone has this for ligue 1?

[lyric wasp]

Our average attendznce is above 38k btw so youre wrong we just have a big stadium

[remote wyvern]

Yeah and empty seats

[lyric wasp]

Thats exactly what i said lol if you give us bollaert its full

[remote wyvern]

If you give us Pierre-Mauroy its full for Lens btw. Cause the 37k it’s they’re limited

[lyric wasp]

I really wonder how you gonna prove that

[grizzled grotto]

damn, didnt know om was this big

[lyric wasp]

How tf is fc ascenseur 10th

[lyric wasp]

Im really interested how low paris fc is on this list

[lyric wasp]

Too bad Lorient and Brest cant surpass them

[grizzled grotto]

filling 16k out of 19k stadium isnt that bad ?

[remote wyvern]

In a near future I hope so

[lyric wasp]

14k tourists

[grizzled grotto]

ogc nice is shocking tho

[grizzled grotto]

isnt psg the tourist club

[remote wyvern]

I thought Monaco would be less honestly

[grizzled grotto]

why will paris fc have tourists lol

[lyric wasp]

Its shocking how high it is cus kt rly looks like 2k people attend

[lyric wasp]

Paris fc jad 2k fans in ligue 2 then suddenly have 16k fans who cant name 5 players from before 2023

[grizzled grotto]

ah

[lyric wasp]

Terrifying what money can do

[grizzled grotto]

2k to 16k 🙏

[lyric wasp]

Here proof

Literally last 💀🥀

Imagine ur below chambly and rodez (both didnt have a stadium)

[weak viper]

I said them because they have fan clubs in the whole country and they are pretty popular where I live unlike lille

[snow nacelle]

I only just saw that there's a friendly against brazil in 10 days how exciting

[open owl]

https://x.com/actufoot_/status/2033867213195694468?s=46

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 OFFICIEL ! 𝗟𝗔 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗗𝗘 𝗟𝗔 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗣𝗘 𝗗𝗘 𝗙𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗖𝗿𝗲́𝗱𝗶𝘁 𝗔𝗴𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗔𝗨𝗥𝗔 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗨... 𝗨𝗡 𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗜, 𝗘𝗧 𝗔𝗨 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗗𝗘 𝗗𝗘 𝗙𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 ! 🏆...

X · Mar 17, 2026, 11:25 AM

[fossil quartz]

In Turkish Leagues (first 2 division)

France
Matteo Guendouzi (Karagümrük-Fenerbahçe) - Sofascore MOTM
Aliou Badara Traore (Sakaryaspor-Vanspor) - 1 assist in 62'

guendouzi will play today too ig

[weak viper]

Shame on the fff

[remote wyvern]

It’s cause of the Stade de France thing right ?

[open owl]

Yes

[open owl]

https://x.com/lepuyfoot/status/2033942456493085184?s=46

Le Puy Foot 43 (@lepuyfoot)

Le Puy Foot 43 est fier d’annoncer aujourd’hui une étape majeure de son histoire avec l’adoption de son nouveau nom :

𝗟𝗲 𝗣𝘂𝘆-𝗲𝗻-𝗩𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗙𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗖𝗹𝘂𝗯 🔵⚪

Plus d'infos ➡️ https://t.co/NzUvLzsuwZ

X · Mar 17, 2026, 4:24 PM

[trail vortex]

PSG LINEUP VS CHELSEA:
M. Safonov
A. Hakimi / Marquinhos (C) / W. Pacho / N. Mendes
W. Zaire-Emery / Vitinha / J. Neves
O. Dembélé / B. Barcola / K. Kvaratskhelia
(4-3-3)

[lyric wasp]

Nul

[remote wyvern]

Le PEV FC 🤔

[trail vortex]

KICKOFF | CFC 0 : 0 PSG (2 : 5)

GOAL | CFC 0 : [1] PSG (2 : 6)
Kvicha Kvaratskhelia

[open owl]

WHO THE FUCK GOT A SCREAMER AGAINST US???

[waxen palm]

BRADLEYEYRYEYRRYRRRYRYE

BARCOLAAAAAAAAAA

OMMGGGGGGGG

[trail vortex]

GOAL | CFC 0 : [2] PSG (2 : 7)
Bradley Barcola

[waxen palm]

WE ARE COOOOOOOOOKIMGGGGG

[open owl]

IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF

[raven forge]

Mdrrrr

[open owl]

WHO GOT A SCREAMER AGAINST CFC ?????

WHO???

[trail vortex]

Another mistake which led to Barcola's screamer.

[snow nacelle]

Aww

Barcoco 🥰

[rain furnace]

Aww

Don't do dat

It's ok mhsc is better than chelsea

[raven forge]

Psg is so in my veins, I'm still not confident

[open owl]

Tottenham in disguise ole oleee

Tottenham in disguise! Tottenham in disguise! Tottenham in disguise ole ole!

[snow nacelle]

This dude is not even depressed any more

Reached a state of acceptance

[trail vortex]

HT | CFC 0 : 2 PSG (2 : 7)

[snow nacelle]

Ole @open owl

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF | CFC 0 : 2 PSG (2 : 7)

Joao Neves OUT
Mayulu IN

[snow nacelle]

time for chelsea comeback!!!

[trail vortex]

Barcola OUT
Doué IN

[open owl]

They gave WHO a banger???

Down 8-2 and still 30 mins to play

https://tenor.com/view/bro-is-finished-cooked-finished-dog-closing-eyes-dog-with-eyes-closed-gif-8933440936102921947

[trail vortex]

GOAL | CFC 0 : [3] PSG (2 : 8)
Senny Mayulu

[snow nacelle]

mayulu likes to humiliate people

[trail vortex]

Mayulu in big games:

[trail vortex]

KvaratskheliaOUT
Lee IN

[open owl]

It's ok I'm used to PSG scoring 5+ against my team

[trail vortex]

FT | CFC 0 : 3 PSG (2 : 8)

17/03/26 RESULTS:

UEFA Champions League:
Chelsea 0 : 3 PSG (2 : 8)

National:
Stade Briochin 2 : 0 Châteauroux

Youth League:
Villareal U19 0 : 1 PSG U19

U17 European Championship, Women Qualifiers:
France U17 1 : 2 Serbia U17

[open owl]

17/03 is my new 9/11

[snow nacelle]

All of this because of your barcola disrespect

[open owl]

2 goals in 11 matches btw

both against Chelsea

he remains shit

[snow nacelle]

That was before he found his goal scoring form

Now he's scored 5 times in last 6 matches

He made some poor decisions just now but at least he can finally find the back of the net now I'm so happy for my son 💙

[open owl]

Sorry your son will remain mid

Scoring against "Chelsea" or "Le Havre" (amateur teams) is not impressive

[lyric wasp]

Valenciennes n’est plus la seule équipe a perdre contre les brioches

Chokbar de bz

La ligue 1 n’est pas prête

[trail vortex]

18/03/26:

National 2, Group A:
Saint-Malo <t:1773856800:t> Avranches
Stade Poitevin <t:1773858600:t> Aviron Bayonnais
Dinan Léhon <t:1773860400:t> Locminé

Cup of France, Women:
Lyonnes <t:1773842400:t> Le Havre AC
Dijon <t:1773849600:t> PSG

[open owl]

I wanna see Nîmes in Ligue 3

Et puis Ligue 2 histoire de revivre un petit derby

[weak viper]

Y a nice aussi

[fossil quartz]

yesterday, 3 players from france played in Fenerbahçe-Gaziantep match, all starting in first 11 of Fenerbahçe

one is matteo guendouzi, who played 84 minutes

with a really good performance for a midfielder

a bit bad defensive stats but hes number 8 so

while number 6 was

https://tenor.com/view/kante-flex-bacano-flow-maliense-piketon-gif-22177754

he has a goal in this match, deflected from a defender then went in

good pass distribution

20 carries, mostly going from near own penalty box to midfield line

while getting a good defensive schematic

he played full match

while sidiki cherif

19 year old french boy

missed 1 header

and another shot of him got saved, which had 0.31xG and 0.24xGOT

i dont wanna talk about passes

he got fouled 3 times

did 2 dribbles, 1 being successful

did some good defensive contribution too

before he subbed off in 54'

[formal sphinx]

Gotta respect Wiloo

[open owl]

W kit

[open owl]

https://x.com/nationalfoot_/status/2033960229679817018?s=46

NationalFootball 🇫🇷 (@nationalfoot_)

14. FC Martigues - Départemental 3 Provence | 📊 10es

X · Mar 17, 2026, 5:34 PM

@weak viper 💔

Great logo tho

[weak viper]

For context they played half the season with less than 11 players and getting trashed 5-0 by every team

[weak viper]

Also fun fact : this is the lowest division in the district so they can't be lower than that

[trail vortex]

https://x.com/i/status/2034318123805909305

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗗𝗟𝗘𝗬 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗔 🇫🇷 𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗙𝗔𝗜𝗧 𝗣𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗟𝗘 𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗗𝗘𝗦 𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗨𝗦 ! 🤕

Il souffre d'une entorse sévère de la cheville droite et devrait être absent plusieurs semaines. ❌

...

X · Mar 18, 2026, 5:16 PM

[hollow ledge]

kai medo

[graceful wind]

Yane

[trail vortex]

18/03/26 RESULTS:

National 2, Group A:
Saint-Malo 2 : 0 Avranches
Stade Poitevin 0 : 2 Aviron Bayonnais
Dinan Léhon 0 : 1 Locminé

Cup of France, Women:
Lyonnes 7 : 0 Le Havre AC
Dijon 1 : 2 PSG

[trail vortex]

19/03/26:

UEFA Europa League:
Lyon <t:1773942300:t> Celta
Aston Villa <t:1773950400:t> Lille

UEFA Europa Conference League:
Strasbourg <t:1773950400:t> Rijeka

National:
Quevilly Rouen <t:1773943200:t> Dijon

[lost crypt]

Will Lyon win?

[open owl]

yes

easy

[sterile fractal]

Everyone pray Lyon win

[midnight sapphire]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[trail vortex]

LYON LINEUP VS CELTA:
D. Greif
S. Kango / C. Mata / M. Niakhaté / N. Tagliafico / Abner Vinicius
C. Tolisso (C) / T. Morton / N. Nartey
Endrick / R. Yaremchuk
(5-3-2)

[remote wyvern]

They better win and qualify, how can we let no French team qualify to the quarters ?

[trail vortex]

We got Strasbourg.

Unless they bottle against the mighty Rijeka.

[remote wyvern]

Conférence, im talking Europa league

[trail vortex]

We got Lyon.

Lyon will qualify.

We hope.

[remote wyvern]

Exactly

[grizzled grotto]

they will, celta is in worse positon with their key players missing and a much weaker squad

easy lyon 3-0 win

[remote wyvern]

Lyon haven’t won a single game in a month tho

[grizzled grotto]

nah, celta is easier tie and its at home

do u support lyon?

[remote wyvern]

No

[grizzled grotto]

who then

[remote wyvern]

RC Lens

[grizzled grotto]

oh

?

[remote wyvern]

If Oughourlian accepts he’s a sellout

[vivid quartz]

What a game he was having, until now.

I still see Lyon winning.

[trail vortex]

RED CARD | Niakhaté (Lyon)

[grizzled grotto]

Uhh sob

[trail vortex]

I Am The Red Cards League.

[open owl]

Tu rigoles

LYON WHAT THE FUCK

THIS EUROPA LEAGUE WAS FOR YOU

Same guy who missed the pen in Coupe de France btw

😂😂

[trail vortex]

Non non.

HT | OL 0 : 0 CLT

[weak viper]

[lost crypt]

How did Lion get red card?

[weak viper]

They should have got another one

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2034691173118341148

🇫🇷 (@Medley1_)

L’énorme faute de Tagliafico dans la surface de réparation :
︀︀
︀︀Aucune faute signalée
︀︀Aucun carton donné
︀︀Pas de penalty

**💬 60 🔁 105 ❤️ 859 👁️ 85.4K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Mar 19, 2026, 5:59 PM

(this wasn't a red)

[lost crypt]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2034691173118341148

🇫🇷 (@Medley1_)

L’énorme faute de Tagliafico dans la surface de réparation :
︀︀
︀︀Aucune faute signalée
︀︀Aucun carton donné
︀︀Pas de penalty

**💬 60 🔁 107 ❤️ 891 👁️ 90.6K **

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FxTwitter · Mar 19, 2026, 5:59 PM

Pffff

What a terrible foul

What an ugly team 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

I should have put money on Celtic Viga

Instead of Lion

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF | OL 0 : 0 CLT

[trail vortex]

Celta Vigo.

[trail vortex]

Lyon.

[lost crypt]

Whatever man

I don't know these puny teams

I put money on Lyon and they won't win

And I already won a couple of games on that ticket lol

[open owl]

Putting money on Lyon is like shooting yourself in the leg 😂😂

[lost crypt]

You said they'll win easily

[open owl]

Hey you never said "should I bet on Lyon to win"

I would've said no

Lyon only performs when no one bets on them

[lost crypt]

I didn't take put money on them because of what you said, I consulted statistics and probabilities. But you said they'll win easily now you imply they never win lol

[lost crypt]

Makes sense

[open owl]

I mean they haven't won in their last 6 matches

[lost crypt]

Well maybe they still win

[open owl]

Because they won 14 in a row

[lost crypt]

Forest lead by 2 goals so I won that bet too lol

I'm only gonna lose on Lyon

[trail vortex]

End. | OL 0 : [1] CLT

[weak viper]

GOOOALLL

COME ONNN

[frigid acorn]

💀

[trail vortex]

LILLE LINEUP VS ASTON VILLA:
B. Özer
T. Meunier / C. Mbemba / A. Ribeiro
N. Ngoy / A. Bouaddi / N. Bentaleb / R. Perraud
N. Mukau / O. Giroud (C) / F. Correia
(3-4-3)

STRASBOURG LINEUP VS RIJEKA:
M. Penders
A. Ouattara / L. Høgsberg / A. Omobamidele / I. Doukouré (C)
S. E. Mourabet / V. Barco
G. Yassine / J. Enciso / M. Godo
J. Panichelli
(4-2-3-1)

[weak viper]

Come on lille you can do it

[sterile fractal]

Comme par hasard Lyon commence à bouger le cul quand c'est le 85e

[weak viper]

GOOOALLL

JUTGLAAAA

[trail vortex]

The end. | OL 0 : [2] CLT

[frigid acorn]

💀💀💀

[grizzled grotto]

uhmm

[trail vortex]

FT | OL 0 : 2 CLT

[grizzled grotto]

zero ball knowledge

[sterile fractal]

Lyon has 8 injuries:

Moreira - Sulc - Fofana - Nuamah

M. Niles - Kamara - Kluivert - Hateboer

[lost crypt]

It's literally over

C'est fini

Adieu adieu

[trail vortex]

1ST HALF | RCSA 0 : 0 HNKR

1ST HALF | AVL 0 : 0 LOSC

[trail vortex]

Fuck. | RCSA 0 : [1] HNKR (2 - 2)

[sterile fractal]

????

[indigo plank]

That's some real dedication right there

I respect it

[weak viper]

goal aston villa.

[trail vortex]

I'm so fucking done.

[weak viper]

https://x.com/DROlT_AU_BUT/status/2034728003238871412

DROIT AU BUT (@DROlT_AU_BUT)

🔹On ne va rien dire de plus...

🔸Lyon 2026 - 1/8 de finale
🇳🇱Utrecht / G. A. Eagles
🇦🇹Salzbourg
🇨🇭Bâle / YB Berne
🇮🇱M. Tel Aviv
🇬🇷PAOK
🇪🇸Vigo

🔹OM 2024 - 1/2 Finale
🇳🇱Ajax
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Brighton
🇬🇷AEK
🇺🇦Shakhtar
🇪🇦Villareal 
🇵🇹Benfica
🇮🇹Atalanta

X · Mar 19, 2026, 8:25 PM

forever a shit club

[frigid acorn]

Fucking Aston Villa

[frigid acorn]

1-1

3-2 agg

[trail vortex]

19/03/26 RESULTS:

UEFA Europa League:
Lyon 0 - 2 Celta Vigo (1 - 3)
Aston Villa 2 - 0 Lille (3 - 0)

UEFA Europa Conference League:
Strasbourg 1 - 1 Rijeka (3 - 2)

National:
(16th) Quevilly Rouen 0 - 1 Dijon (1st)

[trail vortex]

20/03/26:

Ligue 1 McDonald's:
RC Lens <t:1774035900:t> Angers SCO

Ligue 2 BKT:
Amiens SC <t:1774033200:t> Le Mans
Clermont <t:1774033200:t> Red Star
Pau FC <t:1774033200:t> Montpellier
Rodez <t:1774033200:t> SC Bastia
Laval <t:1774033200:t> Grenoble
Boulogne <t:1774033200:t> Nancy

National:
(Ca) Ajaccio <t:1774031400:t> Châteauroux
Aubagne <t:1774031400:t> Sochaux
Versailles <t:1774031400:t> Fleury
Villefranche <t:1774031400:t> Le Puy
Paris 13 <t:1774031400:t> Rouen
Concarneau <t:1774031400:t> Valenciennes

National 2 Group C:
Andrézieux BFC <t:1774031400:t> GFA Rumilly-Vallières

U17 European Championship Women Qualifiers:
Austria U17 <t:1774004400:t> France U17

[open owl]

MONTPELLIER AGAIN?

NOOOO

@magic island (ever since I've been doing the "sad matchday" gimmick we've been winning, please help)

Last match before international break btw 🥀

[magic island]

Bruhh

[lyric wasp]

Boulogne se maintient aujourd'hui

[weak viper]

You know you can just skip Ajaccio game right

They are not in national anymore

[open owl]

wtf I didn't see that hahahaha

[open owl]

and they won't be for a long long long long time

[open owl]

remarquable leur saison

surtout les victoires à domicile et à l'extérieur face à l'immense mhsc

[solar gale]

83 Days to go for the World Cup #11-days-to-go message

[open owl]

@magic island MHSC went from being slight underdogs to being SERIOUS favorites!

Win percentage rose from 36% to 48%, wtf?

[trail vortex]

Just in case...
-# (I didn't know that wtf kdkdks)

[open owl]

https://x.com/montpellierhsc/status/2035053664876843332?s=46

MHSC (@MontpellierHSC)

⚽️ 𝑳𝑨 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑶
Voici le 𝐗𝐈 aligné par Zoumana Camara 🫡
🆚 Pau FC

#PauFCMHSC

X · Mar 20, 2026, 5:59 PM

LINEUP!

Fayad has been dropped from last week's lineup

(very logically)

[open owl]

It seems like he's living his last few weeks with MHSC

[open owl]

(he's not dying he's just gonna leave the club)

[open owl]

@magic island Mathematically, Montpellier CAN FINISH TOP 4 not only TONIGHT but by the end of this matchday (tomorrow) as well!!!

For that to happen:

• Montpellier wins.
• Rodez does not win.
• Reims does not win.
• Red Star loses.

Montpellier away fans are SETTING this 4000 capacity stadium on FIRE

Sainte-Luce has a LOT of work to do, he better not mess up man

KICKOFF!

[trail vortex]

1ST HALF | ASC 0 : 0 LMFC

1ST HALF | CF63 0 : 0 RED STAR

1ST HALF | PAU 0 : 0 MHSC

1ST HALF | RODEZ 0 : 0 SCB

1ST HALF | LAVAL 0 : 0 GF38

1ST HALF | USB 0 : 0 ASN

GOAL | ASC 0 : [1] LMFC

[open owl]

CHENNAHI NOO

[open owl]

what?

[trail vortex]

Yes.

According to Sofascore, Antoine Rabillard scored in the 2nd minute for Le Mans.

[open owl]

Ffs Rabillard

Same guy that scored a hattrick last week

MENDY FOULED IN THE BOX BUT NO PEN

FFS

[trail vortex]

Ikr.

He's goated.

[open owl]

Montpellier heavily heavily dominating

Pau leaving so many open spaces

And Zoumana Camara is happy & smiling!

Pau almost 1-0 holy

[trail vortex]

GOAL | LAVAL 0 : [1] GF38

(13') Jessy Benet

GOAL | ASC 0 : [2] LMFC

(13') Samuel Yohou

[open owl]

Sissoko subbed off already by Pau

Injured his ankle

After only 20 mins

[trail vortex]

GOAL | RODEZ [1] : 0 SCB
(24') Tairyk Arconte (Penalty)

[open owl]

Pau back to dominating now

[open owl]

Man

This Rodez team needs to be stopped

Fucks sake

[trail vortex]

GOAL | ASC [1] : 2 LMFC
(27') Antoine Leautey

[open owl]

Pau dominating now

[trail vortex]

What if...

[open owl]

Pitch so slippery

[open owl]

No fuck that

Get us in there

[trail vortex]

GOAL | ASC 1 : [3] LMFC
(31') Lucas Bretelle

[open owl]

How did we beat this superteam

[trail vortex]

GOAL | RODEZ 1 : [1] SCB
(40') Joachim Eickmayer

[open owl]

PAYS ALMOST LOBBED THE KEEPER

Almost pulled a Khazri there

[trail vortex]

You were in Ligue 1 last season.

[open owl]

We were the worst team in recent history of Ligue 1

RED CARD FOR MONTPELLIER

FUCKING

FUCK

FUCKING DUMBASS

YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

YOU DUMB SHIT

HOW DO YOU MISCALCULATE THIS

OH MY GOD

[magic island]

Bro

[open owl]

And a freekick for Pau now

Double peine ?

HT.

[trail vortex]

kickoff lens vs angers btw

6 minutes late btw

i am @trail vortex btw

[open owl]

Montpellier will play the entire 2nd half 10v11.

Zoumana seems furious...

Jullien is also suspended against Troyes in 2 weeks...

[weak viper]

Aubagne is cooking 🔥

[trail vortex]

GOAL | RCL [1] : 0 SCO
(13') Florian Thauvin

[frigid acorn]

1-0

Lens

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF | ASC 2 : 3 LMFC

[open owl]

I guess Mouanga will drop from CDM to CB

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF | USB 0 : 0 ASN
2ND HALF | CF63 : 0 : 0 RED STAR

2ND HALF | RAF 1 : 1 SCB

[open owl]

And against Troyes next week

[open owl]

What a match 🔥

Everson is on!

Issoufou out

Kickoff!

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF | PAU 0 : 0 MHSC

GOAL | LAVAL [1] : 1 GF38

[frigid acorn]

2-0

Lens

[trail vortex]

GOAL | RCL [2] : 0 SCO
(25') Odsonne Édouard

[frigid acorn]

Édouard

[open owl]

Can Montpellier pull off a statement win 10v11?

[frigid acorn]

3-3

wtf

[open owl]

🔥🔥🔥 Ligue 2 BKT

What the fuck are u doing Mendy

[trail vortex]

GOAL | ASC [3] : 3 LMFC

[open owl]

Montpellier is incredibly suffering

Very close freekick Pau...

[weak viper]

4-1 Sochaux 💀

[trail vortex]

GOAL | CF63 0 : [1] RED STAR

[open owl]

It's so fucking over

[weak viper]

Goal lens

[trail vortex]

GOAL | RCL [3] : 0 SCO
(39') Mamadou Sangaré

[frigid acorn]

3-0

[open owl]

Mbuku OFF for Mincarelli?????

Everson, just back from his suspension, is carded..

NO

THEO SAINTE LUCE ALMOST GOAL FOR MHSC

SHOULD HAVE PASSED FOR MENDY OR PAYS

WHY SHOOT FROM FAR

he panicked ffs

20 mins of this shitfest left

A 0-0 draw against Pau if we win against Troyes in 2 weeks is good

MHSC defense remains solid

Anziani almost goal exactly like Rodez's goal that killed us at exactly the same minute of play...

MOLEBE ON

Elsewhere, Bastia is dominating Rodez... come on Bastia

WONDERFUL WONDERFUL MOUANGA!!!

Mendy subbed off for one of the first times this season

[trail vortex]

HT | RCL 3 : 0 SCO

[open owl]

OH MY

BALL LINGERED ON THE LINE

[remote wyvern]

Mdr

https://x.com/megapsg_/status/2035080774475534415?s=46

MEGA PSG 🇵🇸 (@MegaPSG_)

🚨Si le match contre Lens est reporté, le club n'aura plus de joker pour la suite, en cas de qualification pour les demi-finales.

Le club est en pleine réflexion.

S’il opte pour un report, le PSG N’A PAS BESOIN de l’accord de Lens pour qu’il aboutisse.

(L’EQUIPE)

X · Mar 20, 2026, 7:47 PM

[open owl]

En mode y a des jokers ? 😂😂

[trail vortex]

GOAL | LAVAL 1 : [2] GF38

[remote wyvern]

C’est une grosse blague cette @trail vortex

[open owl]

Pau corner... everyone is so worried

ok

literally wasted

[weak viper]

lfp trying not to glaze qatar at every single occasion challenge (impossible)

i've never seen this for other clubs

[open owl]

Ex-Nîmes player Bobichon on 🔥

Nîmes academy

Maybe we can get 0-0 that's not bad

Still a shit ton of regrets

Simon wasting time 😂😂

[trail vortex]

GOAL | LAVAL [2] : 2 GF38

[open owl]

Ref putting his hand on the clock

[open owl]

Please save yourselves Laval 🔥

[trail vortex]

2ND HALF | RCL 3 : 0 SCO

[open owl]

Pays wasting time too 😂😂

Pays subbed off for Guéguin

Very very very weird VERY weird to wait this much

Pays has been dead most of this game

Why only put Guéguin on for 60 seconds?

Even though he's been so good

[trail vortex]

Je ne vois pas de quoi tu parles...

[open owl]

Many mins of additional time will be added

SIX minutes!

I expected more but I'll take this point and run with it

[trail vortex]

GOAL | RCL [4] : 0 SCO
(48') Odsonne Édouard (brace)

[open owl]

Yet another cleansheet if this keeps going

[frigid acorn]

4-0

[open owl]

Again more than a full month since MHSC last conceded a single goal

Corner Pau...

[trail vortex]

GOAL | ASC 3 : [4] LMFC

[open owl]

AMIENS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Can MHSC pull off the heist of the century?

[trail vortex]

FT | LAVAL 3 : 2 GF38
FT | RAF 1 : 1 SCB

[open owl]

Mincarelli loses the ball...

[trail vortex]

FT | CF63 0 : 1 RED STAR

[remote wyvern]

They used the excuse of 48 hours lmao. Now the can’t they’re just a bunch of pussies honestly

[open owl]

Useless useless useless

Clermont sonuseless

[trail vortex]

FT | USB 0 : 0 ASN

[remote wyvern]

If lfp pushes the game ill take matters to my own hands and punish you

[trail vortex]

FT | ASC 3 : 4 LMFC

[open owl]

Foul on our GK

It's 4:25 out of 6 mins, the play is stopped, watch the ref whistle as soon as the the foul is over lmao

That would be good tbh

[trail vortex]

The LFP is related to me, but I am not related to the LFP.

The LFP controls me, but I do not control myself.

FT | PAU 0 : 0 MHSC

[remote wyvern]

That’s all I’m seeing

[open owl]

FULL TIME! MONTPELLIER GETS A MIRACLE POINT AGAINST PAU, 10v11 FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE SECOND HALF!

[trail vortex]

What is this screenshot.

It's so misplaced.

[remote wyvern]

"The LFP is related to me"

[remote wyvern]

This is getting too complicated honestly @hexed karma will pay

[frigid acorn]

Fairs

[trail vortex]

Of course you can't understand IDOIT!

My words are very simple!

[magic island]

Bro thinks we won the Champions league 😭😅

[remote wyvern]

Nah

"Idoit" 💔

[trail vortex]

I made this typo on purpose to prove your stupidity, but you impressed me.

Congratulations.

[remote wyvern]

Guingamp va faire nul demain

[remote wyvern]

You’re not slick my man, just tell your father not to move the game

[trail vortex]

Jullien getting a red card on purpose to prove how shit Pau is 🔥

[remote wyvern]

And lowkey I said I don’t understand just to put the fault on Faggio so you fell in my trap mortal hahahahahaha

[trail vortex]

You know what that's it.

GOAL | RCL 4 : [1] SCO
(62') Lanroy Machine

[open owl]

Y a eu match NUL 🔥🔥

[trail vortex]

No clean sheets for you!

[remote wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-ishowspeed-meme-speed-meme-ishowspeed-roblox-gif-4831828604483115799

[trail vortex]

Yes.

[remote wyvern]

Odsonne Edouard when he miss he misses badly man

[trail vortex]

Scored brace so that's good.

[open owl]

Clermont you have blood on your hands

WAIT LAVAL WON????

YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR JOB 😭 @trail vortex

[trail vortex]

What.