la-liga

[sand ocean]

Most trophies most fans most aura

Most everything

[wary shuttle]

Just because one player, i.e. the tantrum drama queen, of RMFC did not win a Ballon D'or the whole club boycotts the whole ceremony. Sheesh how low and unsportmanship can this club fall.

[wary shuttle]

Aura?

People are laughing at the antics of RMFC players and coaching staff.
Especially at Perez. He had the grace to argue with a geriatric RM supporter in their defeat.

In a full stadium

Under the glare of the lights and camera

[digital temple]

stfu✌️

[wary shuttle]

Well obviously tact can't be an attribute for a boxing club, now can it be

[sand ocean]

🤣

Sky u gotta consider a career in talkshows man

[wary shuttle]

Did.
But then realized I would have to listen to whining cry baby madrisitas every week

Was too much for the little renumeration being offered.

What Perez need is to get more crying towels in the locker room and make the locker room baby proof.

After all one never knows which bright player would put a fork through a power outlet.

[sand ocean]

Bros practicing to becoming an author

Writing books and allat

[wary shuttle]

Yep we at Barca and Barca fans practice. Practice football and our skills

RMFC do dry runs on how to throw a punch or sulk out.

Does RMFC have a diva coach that we dont know about?

You know like how to pout

Or be such a bad sore looser

Does the RMFC diva coach also teach how to put on makeup and/or do the nails too?

Because season after season RM players are getting very good at those.

Not in football playing metric.

[sand ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-rage-bait-baited-rage-baited-angry-dog-gif-2047466162835898859

[shell glade]

Sky I challenge you to not discuss rm for one day

You’re more of a rm hater than a Barca fan

At least, in my eyes right now

[wary shuttle]

Okay this is a good one. Have to give it you.
I wonder if the Doberman is barking about the num of UCL trophies won over and over again.

He must be the pet of Perez

[shell glade]

[wary shuttle]

Done.
But all the RM madrisitas fans need to STFU on how great their club aura or other shit.

Deal?

[sand ocean]

Oh you not done yet? 😭😭

[wary shuttle]

I am as soon as it is agreed upon that RMFC, its players and Perez suck.

[shell glade]

I can’t make them shut up all at once

And if you’re dependent on others for a challenge that just means you aren’t capable

We get it you hate rm

Boohoo get a grip

I hate them too don’t see me going on and on spewing negative energy all day

How miserable are you 😭

[wary shuttle]

Well there is a limit to the incessant drone of madrisitas and their defense of the indefensible.

[sand ocean]

After careful consideration we regret to inform you we did not manage to get an agreement on rmfc, its players and florentino respectively sucking.

[wary shuttle]

Truth dies in darkness and that is what RMFC club represents, darkness

[copper stump]

sky might be a bigger anti madridista than me

[shell glade]

Yeah just move on

Don’t make it continuous

[wary shuttle]

I dont hate RM. I just cant stand their pretensions and smugness.

[shell glade]

Then it shouldn’t be hard to not discuss it for a day but you just admitted you can’t

[sullen quiver]

and me

[wary shuttle]

RMFC had the distinction of being Franco's team. And giving us such memorable moments.

[sand ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/liverpool-young-stars-real-madrid-franco-mastantuono-gif-2529753094575801583

[shell glade]

Yeah yeah move on

[sullen quiver]

who is that ?

[wary shuttle]

I mean there are some RMFC players that one can grudgingly applaud.

Like Luka Modric. He came very close in performance to Iniesta and Xavi.

[sand ocean]

Ah shit here we go again bruh

[wary shuttle]

Okay

But only as long as there is no harping on so called greatness, aura or other crap.

[sterile crest]

Fake

Too old and pricey for madrid

[green loom]

Yoo

[versed solstice]

its just an offer

[wary shuttle]

But why?

He doesn't start

And do RMFC need Ruben Dias or do they need to balance their unbalanced squad?

[sterile crest]

Doesn't change the fact that he is old and expensive for a club like Real Madrid whose entire transfer business model is run on betting huge money on young talents before they blossom and getting experienced players before they hit their prime on free deals

Dias injury history doesn't look good too

[bitter raven]

Just block and move on. I swear it'll do wonders to your mental health 😭

[frank trail]

Anyone remember iniesta replacement or Xavi it was arda turan

[bitter raven]

Barça heritage.

[waxen parcel]

BREAKING: Barcelona go ALL IN for Anthony Gordon, OFFICIAL TALKS underway with club and player

Barça mission in England with director Deco was for Gordon...the player is open to a potential move, waiting on Newcastle.

Premier League clubs and Bayern are also keen working behind the scenes on the deal in a BATTLE for the winger.

-fabrizio romano

[feral basin]

Papa Perez on top

[feral basin]

Ucl pls

Bundesliga vs laliga

Ucl would be fair

[feral basin]

Even ferran is better than Gordon 😑

[waxen parcel]

Yeah i dont like anthony tbh

Ferran is good backup though

[feral basin]

Gordon is so mid

Barca wants Gordon cuz Newcastle play him over woltemade

And that Gordon was mid

If they played woltemade then Gordon would be overshadowed

[waxen parcel]

We should buy rashford instead of spending on gordon

He produced like what 25-28 g/a this season

Top numbers for a backup

[waxen parcel]

Deco is doing cosplay in london atp

[feral basin]

Ye

[waxen parcel]

BREAKING! Chelsea inform Barcelona about their clear official position for João Pedro:

UNTOUCHABLE

Chelsea see João as a crucial part of the project and despite Barcelona attempts, calls and meetings he's NOT FOR SALE.

DOORS CLOSED.

-fabrizio romano

[blazing sigil]

Julian is a better option for FCB currently tbh

[waxen parcel]

Obv he is

[blazing sigil]

I think we need a CB

[waxen parcel]

Still it isnt clear about his future at atletico

[waxen parcel]

Ig

[blazing sigil]

He said he wants to leave ATM tho

[waxen parcel]

He has refused to renew his contract but still idk

Most probably he will leave

[blazing sigil]

Yeah season already ended and he still didn't renew the contract so it's almost confirm ig

[feral basin]

You do

[blazing sigil]

Yeah

[feral basin]

He is expensive

[feral basin]

To replace eric

Or cubarci

[blazing sigil]

True but worth it

[feral basin]

Worth every cent

[blazing sigil]

Ohh that's tough to choose

Wait isn't Bastoni confirmed????

[feral basin]

Cubarci got a red in a crucial game

[feral basin]

Nope

People say he might choose us

[blazing sigil]

He did say yes tho

[feral basin]

Really?

[blazing sigil]

Yeah

[feral basin]

Rumors say he is interested in both laliga giants

[blazing sigil]

Nahh we don't want another Luis figo 😭😭

[feral basin]

We would love

Another figo

[blazing sigil]

U RMA fan?

[feral basin]

Ye

[blazing sigil]

Ohh then you would

[feral basin]

But I am not really obsessed with barca

[blazing sigil]

Ohh good then ig

[feral basin]

Well

What are your thoughts on yamal to rma

Ik its more likely for him to join a 2nd division then us but still

[blazing sigil]

He met Newmar and ney told him to not leave

[feral basin]

Oh

Ney ney

[blazing sigil]

So I think he would most probably listen to him

[feral basin]

Is a bad person

[feral basin]

He should

[blazing sigil]

He wanted individual glory which he regrets

[feral basin]

Barca never sells their talents and doesn't have an income source

[blazing sigil]

Yeah

[feral basin]

They always take a gamble

[blazing sigil]

Right

[feral basin]

But we never take gambles

We prefer money

[blazing sigil]

Yeah man the money

[feral basin]

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-27551232

https://tenor.com/view/vince-5mb-money-gif-16144216011937015559

[blazing sigil]

[vast skiff]

Tears😭

[mighty hamlet]

Joao hasn't pushed to leave yet so ofc they won't consider selling

[sterile crest]

When will La Masia make a striker bro

Strikers are getting way too expensive

[sterile crest]

Everyone rejecting us cro 💔

[rocky pivot]

Porto just considers him important

[ivory reef]

70m release clause

yea he’s not leaving

[sterile crest]

holy shit

[tough star]

Had to treat myself to something nice

[rare rivet]

هلا

[stray flint]

we all supporting rayo tonight

[forest ravine]

No

But sadly they win today 😔

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/Conf_League/status/2059530040283660708

UEFA Conference League (@Conf_League)

Two teams looking to make history 🏆

It all gets decided in Leipzig 😤

#UECLfinal

X · May 27, 2026, 7:00 AM

[sterile crest]

Crystal palace easy win

[signal sierra]

Oh fantastic!

[torn scroll]

@mighty hamlet bros still here

[forest ravine]

Sadly vallecano
Wii

[cloud sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/correct-plankton-1

[fading ember]

15 Days to Go for the World Cup #11-days-to-go message

[digital temple]

barca signing gordon😭

[copper stump]

What’s funny

[ivory reef]

what is the point man

gordon is nothing but ferran torres with an english passport

LW/ST hybrid

for EIGHTY!!! million mind you

and not like his wages are cheap either, he's coming from newcastle

[brisk arrow]

@bitter arch is from United States and is a supporter of FC Barcelona! Welcome to the Spain league channel!

[frank trail]

What are Barcelona doing??

[ivory reef]

rashford is willing to reduce his wage demands, get him for 30
buy a striker
buy a centre back

after that sort out LB/RB depth

[ivory reef]

the stupidest thing imaginable

chelsea literally just missed out on european football in the midst of ffp issues!!!

press them for joao pedro!!!

there is zero

0

nil

no fucking point to buying gordon

[copper stump]

the point is that its been ages since we’ve had a proper left winger and we severely lack depth up front

And Rashford may be cheap but he is not good enough

Anthony Gordon is a decent player and he presses much more than Rashford

[ivory reef]

even if you put aside the fact that attackers in flicks system get more g/a

you just cant deny the threat he's brought all season from the bench alone

gordon is FIFTY million more

that's nearly the entire asking price of bastoni

you blow most of the budget on gordon and then what

are you going to rotate gordon/torres up front

whats the point

buy a natural striker

[bitter raven]

Madrid fans don't worry

I don't think Gordon will be La Liga top scorer

the Pichichi will go to Madrid again

#positivity #mbappe #lifeisbeautiful

[frank trail]

Oh well

All I wanted Barcelona to do is buy a CB AND ST

that’s it

Tbh

[ivory reef]

hear me out

unironically

sancho on a free

i truly believe he can return to his bvb numbers in la liga under flick

[sand ocean]

Brev if you cant buy rashford for pennies how u gonna buy gordon

[vast skiff]

Let them do it gng😹

[copper stump]

Sancho in 2026 😭

[copper stump]

watch us

[sand ocean]

Alr but if you almost go broke again remember i called it

[copper stump]

we’re getting Gordon, Julian Alvarez/Joao Pedro and a CB

[sand ocean]

😭😭

[ivory reef]

that talent didn't go, he's just simply not suited for prem football

[sand ocean]

Is infantino giving you money out of the safe?

[ivory reef]

he played his best football in high intensity systems

[copper stump]

we’ve always had the money. Ffp was the issue

[ivory reef]

in the prem he doesnt get that space, doesnt have the freedom

its a downside yes

[vivid wagon]

Lewa leaving freed up a lot of space tbf

[copper stump]

@sand ocean I know you are shaking in your boots

[sand ocean]

Maybe

[ivory reef]

but i really do see him finding form again

all a matter of how he's used

[sand ocean]

Im not wearing boots rn

[copper stump]

we are not singing players based on hopes and dreams

[sterile crest]

Damn the player of a talent like Julian Alvarez has to rot in Atleti

[ivory reef]

pretending he's bad is a gimmick

[copper stump]

its curtains for Europe we’re winning everything

[ivory reef]

if the wages are right it's a good signing

if they aren't its not

simple as

[copper stump]

if we don’t sign him he will go to PSG

no way he stays at Atletico

[sand ocean]

Bro atleti will come and sort barca out again

[ivory reef]

atleti are shit

[copper stump]

nah I don’t see it happening

[ivory reef]

simeone is just a cuck unforch

[copper stump]

we beat them 4/6 games this season but we were unlucky with the first legs

very unfortunate

not gonna happen again

[sand ocean]

Atleti in ucl will always beat barca in ucl

Always

[ivory reef]

hilarious gimmick

[sterile crest]

The squad is good but the manager is not

[ivory reef]

barcelona CBs just cant handle bright lights

think its genetic

[sterile crest]

We shouldn't even buy him ,he is way too expensive

[ivory reef]

need to sign defenders that don't piss their pants

[sand ocean]

How can a team that employs "araujo" think of winning ucl

[copper stump]

even if that was true (which its not), its unlikely we will face them again in the ucl

[sterile crest]

I would have loved to have him in my club though but that pricetag makes it very hard to justify

[copper stump]

at least for next season

[sand ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-time-chamber-close-door-smirk-dragon-ball-gif-16616610

[ivory reef]

legit you think barca might be going in the right direction

then boom

araujo kept

christensen extended

eighty million spent on gordon

[copper stump]

then we will just outscore the opponents

[sterile crest]

Araujo and Christensen aren't bad for a backup

[copper stump]

sell araujo icl

[ivory reef]

araujo earns starter wages and christensen is hospital fc

[copper stump]

hes shit

[sterile crest]

Can't trust gerard Martin still be my starting centre back

[ivory reef]

literally done a great job all season

[sterile crest]

I mean if we still go with him as the starting centreback next season

[ivory reef]

i mean i dont disagree, a better starting CB is needed

christensen needs to go, LCB starter needed

LW option, starting striker, (imo) starting RB and a LB option

its a shame tottenham stayed up, porro would have been great

[noble kraken]

@fleet lantern rogers ball security kinda inconsistent man

we scream at technical security being bad/inconsistent and we’re getting another player whose technical floor is inconsistent?

and at that fee?

okay man

[sterile crest]

Whenever Christensen has played for us he looks solid so he needs to get that extension.
I would say a 1 year extension and if he still ends up being injured for the most part of the season then he needs to leave.

[sterile crest]

Nah he is only good in attack

[ivory reef]

so is cancelo

[sterile crest]

We haven't signed him yet though

[ivory reef]

hopefully we wont

[sterile crest]

It would be suicideball if we play porro and cancelo together 😭

[slender olive]

Gordon would be a good signing but the price tag 🥶

Kinda overpay

[ivory reef]

i do still trust kounde to be the starting RB, hes had a bad season sure but i'd back him

hector fort has had a solid season at elche, good rotation option

balde just really needs competition and cancelo isnt it

[sterile crest]

I think Eric Garcia has that DAWG in him to be the fullback in the team

[ivory reef]

yeah ive always preferred eric garcia at RB

[sterile crest]

Pocketed Vini

Twice

[ivory reef]

he is very dynamic and very versatile

if kounde finds form again we're good with him, fort and garcia

[sterile crest]

He needs to be physically and mentally prepared for the next season

He often has lapses of judgement and looks sluggish in defense

[ivory reef]

world cup ought to do him some good

hopefully

[sand ocean]

And theres another reason why you should get rid of him

[silent mango]

man

i dunno but i feel like foden would be a great signing for us

[sterile crest]

That makes sense

He is a Grizzi type player no

Similar to him

[chrome slate]

isnt he a club captain?

[silent mango]

he can drop deep or play right wing

is he rw or lw i cant remember

only mid part about him is his weak foot

[noble kraken]

i’m a dumbass was in wrong chat

[upper grotto]

Today I am a Rayo Vallacano fan

[neon nova]

https://youtube.com/shorts/oCi1cqZVZms?si=wehH2B_Vx6m9iAaT

[hollow copper]

What a guy. Targeted by Barca and Bayern
https://fixupx.com/david_ornstein/status/2059660940602126663?s=46

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Barcelona make proposal to sign Anthony Gordon from Newcastle United. Bid for 25yo #NUFC winger €80m + bonuses; no agreement yet as talks over England int’l continue. Interest of other clubs ongoing but #FCBarcelona + #FCBayern strongest @TheAthleticFC www.nytimes.com/athletic/6431483/2026/05/27/anthony-gordon-barcelona-newcastle-transfer/

**💬 1.8K 🔁 3.3K ❤️ 30.2K 👁️ 3.50M **

FixupX · May 27, 2026, 3:40 PM

[ivory reef]

meet qarabag man

give me freedom give me fire let me statpad my g/a with penalties against fodder or i retire

80 million please :)

[chrome slate]

doesn't barca need a tall striker over a stat merchant?

[ivory reef]

they do

making this signing all the more nonsensical

[real hull]

“Barce have no money”✌️😭

[uncut osprey]

Barca back to 1:1

Betis will follow in suit

[waxen parcel]

BREAKING: BARCELONA CLOSE IN ON ANTHONY GORDON DEAL, ALMOST THERE!

Agreement almost done at €70m plus add-ons to reach a fee over €80m as final package, Newcastle are ready to accept.

Magpies management are prepared to say yes but need the green light also from the ownership in Saudi - still waiting.

-fabrizio romano

[uncut osprey]

Good deal

[ivory reef]

shit deal

[uncut osprey]

Shit price for him yes but hes good

Also couldnt barca get ansu fati as a rapha back up?

[ivory reef]

why would they

[uncut osprey]

Literally right fotted

[ivory reef]

wages much too high

[uncut osprey]

Theyre back on 1:1 and bought a superstar of newcastle that prolly gets 300k per week

Please

[ivory reef]

i agree it’s shit

[uncut osprey]

Why not just do this barca fans?

[ivory reef]

but ansu fati also isn’t half the player gordon is

as of now

[uncut osprey]

Cheaper and could develop into a very great player

[ivory reef]

his wages are still much too high for the „potential“, financially it made more sense for barca to offload him

[uncut osprey]

Dude

[ivory reef]

im sure barca maintains a sell-on

[uncut osprey]

He only earns 50k for monaco

Barca used to pay him 90k

Per week

Gordon earns 150k per week

[ivory reef]

plenti

barca covers the other half of his wages

he „only“ earns 50k at monaco because barca cover the other half

[sterile hinge]

Hi

I just joined this server

[ivory reef]

the salary didn’t just get cut by 40k, they’re still contractually obligated

until we know how much gordon will earn p/w at barca there’s no sense in speculating

he’s definitely not a 300k p/w player and if deco has ANY sense (honestly i’m not sure) he’s not going to be paid more than 200

[sterile crest]

Flick isn't impressed by him

[fleet lantern]

Him and gyokeres going band for band with most possessions lost 😂

[sterile crest]

Tactical reasons definitely

[fleet lantern]

Anyways wrong channel

[noble kraken]

they want a more utility winger

pace, defensive duty, technical security

his finishing has been bad but that’s also due to keepers being good against his shots

[sterile crest]

https://x.com/i/status/2059700708513866116

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨💣 BREAKING: Anthony Gordon to Barcelona, here we go! Official bid accepted now by Newcastle board and Saudi owners.

€70m fixed fee plus add-ons to bring final package over €80m for #NUFC.

Gordon set to travel this week for medical and contract signing at FCB. 🔵🔴✈️

X · May 27, 2026, 6:18 PM

[sand ocean]

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/2059705133177487569?s=20

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Barcelona reach agreement with Newcastle United to sign Anthony Gordon. #FCBarcelona deal for 25yo winger €80m + future sale % to #NUFC - personal terms fine. Bayern Munich pursed England int’l but #FCBayern unwilling to hit asking price @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/MvUHXko2r0

X · May 27, 2026, 6:35 PM

🤣🤣🤣

[unique plover]

70mil or 80mil?

[worthy prairie]

@uncut osprey

[shell hedge]

next in Europe, the Conference League final: Crystal Palace vs Rayo Vallecano

[solar yoke]

70 mil for this player????

[shell hedge]

Palace or Rayo?

[sterile crest]

I want Rayo to win

But wouldn't be surprised if the club that spends way more than the other wins the final

[rocky iron]

[olive harbor]

@foggy cape 80 mil for Gordon?

[olive harbor]

Wrong ping man my bad

[rocky iron]

No worries

But I'm shocked too

Has to be the most random transfer of this season

I woke up with Julian Alvarez links to barca now going to sleep with Gorden here we go

[foggy cape]

[olive harbor]

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/Vfynn_/status/2059580665809539321

Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 (@Vfynn_)

🚨📲 Rashford on IG following Barcelona interest in Anthony Gordon

“Just €30m”🤦🏽‍♂️

X · May 27, 2026, 10:21 AM

[digital temple]

so is gordon gonna hold bench for raphinha?

[sterile crest]

Yes

[mighty hamlet]

mort...

[shell hedge]

thoughts on Gordon?

[ivory reef]

leao available for half the price

but no let’s sign gordon

rashford for 30

[mighty hamlet]

good attacker and insane OOP

only would have a problem if that stops us signing a striker

[ivory reef]

no let’s sign gordon

[mighty hamlet]

flick wants someone who presses

[ivory reef]

joao pedro can’t have his price inflated because of the world cup and chelsea need to put up profit

[shell hedge]

Rashford makes sense but Gordon should've gone elsewhere

[ivory reef]

no let’s sign gordon

gordon simply isn’t worth 80m

60 max

but barca are perpetual suckers

[shell hedge]

"Premier League proven"

[mighty hamlet]

no thanks

[ivory reef]

pressing gimmique when your left back is balde

[mighty hamlet]

so flicks system doesn't matter

[shell hedge]

better than Carreras?

[frank trail]

So Barcelona signed Gordon officially 😐

[gentle depot]

How much did they spend?

[mighty hamlet]

€70m fixed

[shell hedge]

80 for Gordon, 30 for Rashford

[ivory reef]

70 + add ons lol

[gentle depot]

Imagine if we got alvarez

[ivory reef]

not happening darg

[gentle depot]

I know

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/2059700708513866116

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨💣 BREAKING: Anthony Gordon to Barcelona, here we go! Official bid accepted now by Newcastle board and Saudi owners.

€70m fixed fee plus add-ons to bring final package over €80m for #NUFC.

Gordon set to travel this week for medical and contract signing at FCB. 🔵🔴✈️

X · May 27, 2026, 6:18 PM

[mighty hamlet]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2059701138702925880

Rashford is more expensive than Gordon

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal)

🚨 The math behind Anthony Gordon's transfer to Barcelona:
︀︀
︀︀- Assuming a €70m fixed fee, over a 5 year contract, would mean €14m in amortization
︀︀
︀︀- Around €11m in gross salary, would be a total of €25m in FFP space per season
︀︀
︀︀By comparison, Marcus Rashford:
︀︀
︀︀- €30m fee over 3 years, €10m in amortization
︀︀
︀︀- Assuming he earns the same as he does in the loan contract now, €14m gross, meaning €24m in FFP space per season
︀︀
︀︀Anthony Gordon and Marcus Rashford would cost around the same in financial fair play space for Barcelona.
︀︀
︀︀— @aPartidoUnico

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FixupX · May 27, 2026, 6:19 PM

[ivory reef]

paying 40-50m more just for pressing when baldes hamstrings are falling off the bone and the potential rotation option is 32 year old cancelo is certainly a choice

i don’t believe rashford is a fitting signing regardless but this is overpaying to fix only half the issue on the left side

[gentle depot]

Idk if gordon is a good transfer
I preferred Pedro or alvarez

[mighty hamlet]

the lw not pressing is one of the reasons why Balde is less fit and worse btw

Gordon is as expensive as Rashford

and around the same as Leao as Leao would earn higher wages and Leao doesn't press

[gentle depot]

I think rashford is good on lw and we don't need leao

[ivory reef]

i mean we‘re not buying rashford now

[mighty hamlet]

Leao and Rashford

I'd have taken Leao but Gordon makes more sense in what flick wants

[gentle depot]

Rashfor is more attaking

[mighty hamlet]

hes worse

[ivory reef]

if the war chest is finally being opened then a rotational option at LB is sorely needed and it just can’t be cancelo

LB market is quite dead sadly

[gentle depot]

We need canclo

[ivory reef]

no we don’t lol

[gentle depot]

We don't have backupp

[ivory reef]

yeah no shit

[gentle depot]

I think we sell Christensen and buy cancelo

[worthy prairie]

damn

Lopez and Valentin 🥰

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/AbsoluteMxssi/status/2059578679252901908

AM☬ (@AbsoluteMxssi)

I’m so confused…
︀︀
︀︀Gordon plays LW, Rashford plays LW. Gordon goes for £80m. Rashford goes for £30m. Both are basically Raphinha replacements. Why not go for Rashford, save up and strengthen the main issues in the team by getting a striker and defender?

Quoting Reshad Rahman (@ReshadRahman)
︀
🚨💣 BREAKING: Newcastle and Barcelona chiefs in confirmed discussions over a *potential* total package deal for Anthony Gordon that could reach £80m (€92m). Those close to a deal are hopeful of progress before the WC. Gordon wants Barça. @CraigHope_DM #Transfers 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔥

**💬 722 🔁 207 ❤️ 4.4K 👁️ 1.60M **

FxTwitter · May 27, 2026, 10:13 AM

[mighty hamlet]

Gordon is better and presses and is as expensive?

[narrow tendon]

he is not worth 80 m

and btw rapha can play cam

[ivory reef]

no

he is dreadful at CAM

do you watch football with your eyes

[narrow tendon]

may u explain

[shell hedge]

have Ferran play False 9 full-time

problem solved

[narrow tendon]

no

he is trash

[ivory reef]

whenever he’s started or been shifted to CAM to accommodate someone else on either wing he hasn’t put in a single good performance

he’s gotten a solitary 3 goal contributions when playing at cam

since he joined mind you

he’s a runner, the only thing he does at cam is hog space

[sterile crest]

gordon will show his worth

ill be waiting

https://tenor.com/view/epic-server-epic-st-stforever-vicioman-gif-1625595300539263919

[narrow tendon]

the entire match he shifts to the cam position bcs in every single game he switches position with fermin

[shell hedge]

Palace scored

[narrow tendon]

what will happen with fermin?

[bitter raven]

Madrid fans don't worry. I'm sure this will be a successful operation compared to 60M for Mastantuono.

[ivory reef]

no he doesn’t?

[shell hedge]

now watch Rayo score and the rest of the match being dragged to penalties

[ivory reef]

fermin and rapha don’t occupy the same space AT ALL

[shell hedge]

not now

Rayo's losing

[narrow tendon]

you can see in his heat map how he he shifts to the cam position

[narrow tendon]

with the right time he ll be better than gordon for sure

[night gazelle]

Palace scored

Man no one talking about the rayo final😭 😭

[sterile crest]

would profit if they sold him to saudi

[iron cape]

Gordon Freeman

[dapper jay]

Noo Rayo no nos falles

[halcyon ridge]

come on Rayo plssss

[sterile crest]

how much money crystal palace has spent in their squad

[sand ocean]

Idk but hopefully 180m

[drifting grotto]

rn barcelona could go for mhueka or lucas williams barnett

if they want immediate results then omar marmoush

[drifting grotto]

if gordon is 80m then how much is gabriel martinelli

[night gazelle]

Rayo losing sadly😔

[sterile crest]

priceless

https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/2059720271502721487?sort_replies=likes

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Newcastle actually received two bids today from both Barcelona and Bayern, but the German side left the room after failing to match Barça's offer. It is believed that a structured offer from Barcelona is worth more than €80m including add-ons while Bayern bid slightly less.

X · May 27, 2026, 7:35 PM

bayern prolly offered something like €75 million

[shell hedge]

come on, Rayo

[sand ocean]

https://x.com/i/status/2059686971107107255

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨 Florentino Perez: "We created the most successful club in the world financially and in sports, being studied at Harvard University."

X · May 27, 2026, 5:23 PM

[shell hedge]

FT

Rayo lost

[dapper jay]

Enhorabuena al Crystal Palace por ser coronado campeón de la UEFA Confrence League

[sand ocean]

To think not too long ago some people were saying la liga clears premier league 😭

[dapper jay]

Congratulations to Crystal Palace for becoming Champions of the UEFA Confrence League

[sterile crest]

the financial gap is huge

[worthy prairie]

Lejeune Ratiu Alemao 💀

[sand ocean]

Financial gap

Skill gap

Aura gap

All gaps

Its just

La liga has rma

[uncut osprey]

Your kit is shit by the way

Just felt like getting it off of my chest

[cloud sparrow]

Animo Rayo you'll be back

[sand ocean]

Show me your kit

[dark bane]

And Barca and Atletico and 17 other teams and LaLiga Hypermotion

we have clubs too

But when Barca gets less money than Burnley (I'm not sure, saw it somewhere)

[uncut osprey]

The position money not counting in revenue

[iron marten]

Rayo Vallecano can't spend millions

The loss was expected

But 1-0 is not bad

[frank trail]

Does Gordon start for Barcelona

[sterile crest]

bench

[midnight socket]

Gordon to Barca any first thoughts?

[mighty hamlet]

https://x.com/i/status/2059732969149850106 everyone laughing until hes being serious

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨 Florentino Perez: "Mourinho is Real Madrid's new coach? Actually, I think I'll be the new coach myself. (laughs)" @Record_Portugal

X · May 27, 2026, 8:26 PM

[midnight socket]

I think he'll do well in La liga, didnt look 80mil worth in the prem though

[ivory reef]

shit guy

[spring heart]

He’s gonna have twice the season rashford did

Also Barca win la liga again fs

[midnight socket]

Thats just a given

but theyre gonna get out in semis again or smth

every year

[ivory reef]

gordon is an absolutely nonsense transfer

[spring heart]

He’s extremely versatile and high work rate

[ivory reef]

ferran torres is versatile

ferran torres has a high work rate

[spring heart]

Better finishing on Gordon

[ivory reef]

doesnt make him good

lolllll

hes one of the worst finishers in the league

[spring heart]

They spent 80 mil

They see something

Specially given they’re picky

[ivory reef]

this is the same team that paid 120 million for griezmann

135 for coutinho

60 million for olmo (lol)

[dark bane]

47 + 13 hard variables

And Gordon is needed because our attack and team collapses without an elite presser

[real hull]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-laughing-flight-flightreacts-funny-laughing-gif-17836958681365484113

[ivory reef]

gordon isnt an elite presser hes a roadrunner

[dark bane]

....ok man

Mate anyway ther s no need for such negativity let's see what he does with a barca shirt on alright?

Flick coded attacker and this man made Ferran look elite

[ivory reef]

no

my mind is made up👍

unserious signing and unless he goes and has a worldie season he‘ll be just another in a long line of flop transfers that never came close to justifying their asking price

[dark bane]

👍

cheers

[real hull]

Bartomeu made yall weak bru holy fuck

[dark bane]

this

[ivory reef]

years of poverty and the first time you take cash in hand its 80 million for english ferran

off the back of being ragebaited by eberl

[real hull]

Ur already hating when he hasn’t even played 1 min for us yet

[dark bane]

👍

[real hull]

Ur negativity on a whole different level

[dark bane]

He is flick coded, i have faith. Let's see.

[ivory reef]

not happy about shitty transfers👍

[real hull]

Its not shitty when we haven’t even seen him play for us yet

Ur just a negative fan

Thats all

[ivory reef]

sorry you're so cucked as to accept mediocrity whenever possible

[real hull]

Yall actually deserve a broke barca for life

[real hull]

Calling me cuck when ur the one here hating

Aight bru

[dark bane]

But genuinely no other winger was that available. Barcola is represented by Sissoko (vomit) and who else? Kai Havertz?

Gordon is a fine, fine presser and I'm sure he'll do well, and let's not forget far worse transfers have been made over in Madrid

[real hull]

This dude probably saw his g/a and said fuck nah😭😭

[ivory reef]

the diomande sum is anywhere from 80-100, his pressing stats are far more impressive than gordons and unlike raphinha he can actually play on both wings

gordon downed tools to force a transfer away from everton, played well enough for newcastle and the winger market is so dead that he can leave a newcastle team facing ffp issues for that price

[dark bane]

The very same Diomande that has... 34 Senior Appearances.

[ivory reef]

right so lamine yamal should have been loaned out to eibar to get senior experience first aye

because senior apps are indicative of quality and not the actual football being played on the pitch

[dark bane]

Lamine was always a generational talent and he was on Barca's books for ages, that's a very bad faith comparison

Idk man now Gordon's ours, if he pulls trees good for js

Let's see

[ivory reef]

i am just so cautious of this turning out to be a liverpool 25/26 summer

unless we're being trolled and this is the only actual big signing we're getting

[dark bane]

See yes that is a fear but i think unlike Liverpool going out and buying everyone under the sun (2 strikers and a CAM proven to work without a striker like son) we actually seem to have a plan

Gordon runs in for striker and Lamine provides off the right, and all three press like mad on defence

[ivory reef]

a striker, starting LCB and a rotational LB option even if it has to be cancelo need to be on the list

[dark bane]

Basically what Raph is doing but a little more consistent

[dark bane]

We are in negotiations for Gvardiol and Vuskovic i believe, that's what our reliable journos are saying

But Alvarez is #1 and Gordon makes complete sense if Alvarez is your ST

[ivory reef]

gvardiol amazing, vuskovic...i love him to death but he's not a fit for flicks system

amazing ccb in a back 3 but he's so out of place in a high press

[dark bane]

Or if not him then Cortes does the job well

[ivory reef]

he's just simply put not very fast

[dark bane]

But the point is I think we get Gvardiol fs

And then if some sales to be cautious (Casado, Araujo) we get Alvarez

[ivory reef]

barca transfer windows are such a fascinating guessing game

[jagged hamlet]

Why did barca sign a penalty merchant?

[dark bane]

true that

[dark bane]

Why did Real Madrid sign an Argentinian nobody for just 10M less?

[ivory reef]

how much money is there to spend? 200 million? 100? 50 and the difference has to be made up for in sales?

you never know!

[dark bane]

We are pretty comfortably back in 1:1 and we do have some house cleaning to do

[jagged hamlet]

Ask perez that

[dark bane]

Exactly

[ivory reef]

gvardiol is reportedly 75 million, christensens departure (hopefully) frees up a good bit of salary space, at that point we'll be at a rough 150

or if christensen is willing to reduce his wages an araujo sale is on the table

but i dont see alvarez going for less than 100 and pedro not for less than 70

lets see how it goes

[dark bane]

We mostly will have no problem with FFP but let's see

I do think Gordon + Alvarez + Gvardiol makes this a disgusting team on par with PSG

Les see, goodnight

[ivory reef]

gn

(bring maffeo for the vibes)

https://x.com/magpiemediax/status/2059735374943961317?s=46

Magpie Media (@MagpieMediaX)

🚨 MORE on #NUFC pursuit of Abde Ezzalzouli from the same source:

FC Barcelona have a 20% sell-on clause, and would therefore receive €12m (£10.4m) should this transfer go through. 💰

Meanwhile, Betis are now preparing replacements in preparation for Ezzalzouli’s departure! 👀

X · May 27, 2026, 8:35 PM

good job deco

from a crisp 30m to 12m

[rocky furnace]

Mucha fuerza para nuestros amigos rayista

[brisk arrow]

@hollow raptor is from Antigua and Barbuda and is a supporter of FC Barcelona! Welcome to the Spain league channel!

@hollow raptor is from Antigua and Barbuda and is a supporter of Real Madrid CF! Welcome to the Spain league channel!

@hollow raptor is from Antigua and Barbuda and is a supporter of Las Rozas CF! Welcome to the Spain league channel!

[rancid mulch]

30 M ....only

[brisk arrow]

@hollow raptor is from United States and is a supporter of FC Barcelona! Welcome to the Spain league channel!

@hollow raptor is from United States and is a supporter of Real Madrid CF! Welcome to the Spain league channel!

[copper stump]

he deadass cost us the first leg against Atletico

could have finished off the game in the first half

[brisk arrow]

@jade panther is from Bahrain and is a supporter of Real Madrid CF! Welcome to the Spain league channel!

[serene crown]

Anthony “stiff as a board” Gordon, only looks fast when he’s running in a straight line. Diminishing G/A for the last 3 seasons. What are Barca thinking?

[fervent marsh]

I thought he was Portuguese

[jade panther]

Nice one

[grand rune]

Nah that's crazy

https://youtube.com/shorts/_Ohwx1pltcg?si=Ehi5aU5xm96EACUL

[feral basin]

Nah man female football is being dominated by our rivals it seems

Still a w

[zealous lynx]

Kirk

[silent mango]

bru

barca signing anthony gordon

is insane

since when do they sign english players

[sterile crest]

English players are physically prepared

[uncut osprey]

He doesnt beat defenders 1v1 most of the time and considering he relied on his speed on breaks to beat those defenders it will be harder for him in la liga

His end product is garbage

Newcastle only signed him due to potwntial when he was like 21

Turned out decent bht since he has no ga output id say hes shit

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/2059879406034616817?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🔴⚪️ EXCLUSIVE: AS Monaco agree deal to appoint Filipe Luis as new manager, here we go! 💣

Surprise move behind the scenes despite links with other clubs, Filipe Luis already said yes.

Contract until June 2028, move led by director Thiago Scuro. 🇧🇷

X · May 28, 2026, 6:08 AM

[sterile crest]

Did he get his coaching license yet

[foggy cape]

[foggy cape]

He managed a team for 2 years and won trophies bruv

😭

[sterile crest]

I'm just asking

He is a good manager

[dapper jay]

WHAT

[obtuse gale]

Low-key real madrid is better

[obtuse gale]

Movies 😭😭

[dark bane]

Hmm wonder what they've won for the past two years

[storm breach]

Hi

[night gazelle]

Lamine yamal rapha lewandowski was a beter trio

[silent mango]

honestly

anthony gordon to atletico would be a better signing

but we have lookman so eh

idek if flick would use another tactic or play the same shit every time

[sterile crest]

https://x.com/i/status/2059923958288253312

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🔵🔴 Barcelona are preparing first official bid for Julián Álvarez, to be sent soon — and without any players included.

Julián informed Atléti of desire to leave after rejecting a new deal months ago.

❗️ After direct meeting with agent & intermediaries, Barça will send a bid.

X · May 28, 2026, 9:05 AM

[acoustic wharf]

Is it finally happening?🫣😭

[bitter raven]

https://x.com/footyhan/status/2059622716228141375?s=20

❄️ (@footyhan)

Let Mourinho cook

X · May 27, 2026, 1:08 PM

what in the fidget spinner

[vivid wagon]

Cursed

Where is mbappe 😭

[signal sierra]

Banished to St. Helena Island

[cosmic locust]

man has to take a mandatory vacation with his bae

[vivid wagon]

Speaking of bae

@bae

Wtf

Did he leave

[mighty hamlet]

@neat raft

[bitter raven]

https://x.com/i/status/2059950741331038624

Dean Henderson (@deanhenderson)

Warra trophies 🏆 ❤️💙

X · May 28, 2026, 10:51 AM

@realmadrid HOLD

[digital temple]

obsessed lmao

https://tenor.com/view/real-madrid-hala-madrid-champions-gif-15012342453462653641

11 years and counting

[vivid wagon]

😂🫵 can't think of anything else

[uncut osprey]

Loyalty my ass

[cloud sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/edufede68-kylian-mbappe

[naive canyon]

Rodri in 2026? 😭

[true oyster]

https://x.com/i/status/2059986394647560544

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadRahman)

❗️Julian Alvarez prefers to join Barcelona over other options (PSG/Arsenal). @samuelmarsden #Transfers 🇦🇷🔵🔴💭

X · May 28, 2026, 1:13 PM

[hard igloo]

Thank you for such a short but amazing story

[cloud sparrow]

have fun in hypertensiones

[hard igloo]

I don't see anything funny here

[runic phoenix]

How did we go from MSN to GAY

[unkempt iris]

Is that rayo?

[unkempt iris]

It's RAY

[runic phoenix]

Gordan alvares yamal

[hard igloo]

Coach from Vallecas

[unkempt iris]

Why did he leave?

[runic phoenix]

Ik raphinha will start tho

[hard igloo]

Expiration of the contract

And tbh he should have left earlier

[jolly magnet]

https://x.com/i/status/2059884878012055728

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Sergio Ramos' deal for Sevilla appears to have collapsed.

· Sergio Ramos and his investor group had originally agreed to buy around 80% of Sevilla FC for about €450 million, but they later reduced the proposal significantly.

· The new offer included buying far fewer

X · May 28, 2026, 6:30 AM

[unkempt iris]

Bro that was girona manager

Why did you lie to me

[low delta]

https://x.com/i/status/2060016291499360714

ENBAJA (@enbajafutbol)

😮‍💨 Pff, el tridente que podría tener el Barça la próxima temporada

GAY 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇷🇬🇶

X · May 28, 2026, 3:12 PM

😭💀

[jagged hamlet]

aaaand thats 5 years worth of trophies gone in 1 lineup

[hardy idol]

yp

[hardy idol]

yo

why did barcelona spend 70 mil on anthony gordon

poor rayo though, although i am happy palace won it. Seeing them win would have been sick

[hard igloo]

He was born inRayo Vallecano, he's a former player and coach, which is why he is often called the man from Vallecas

[unkempt iris]

Oooh

[hardy idol]

doing this as a player for crystal palaceis lowkey kind of insane ngl

like before the fa cup win they had 0 trophies lol\

[hardy idol]

This is about to be one of the most ridiclious transfer saga's this summer lol

Atletico is probally about to ask 150 million for him lmao

[hardy idol]

https://x.com/JanneCule/status/2059589330516025484?s=20

Where is Bartomeu when we need him the most

Janne (@JanneCule)

#MakeBarçaBrokeAgain
This club doesn’t deserve to have money

X · May 27, 2026, 10:55 AM

[true oyster]

https://x.com/i/status/2060074001393914248

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadRahman)

🚨💥 BREAKING: Julian Alvarez has now FORMALLY informed Atletico he wants to leave! @FabrizioRomano #Transfers 🔴

X · May 28, 2026, 7:01 PM

[low delta]

Wtf bro

These guys are signing Alvarez and Bernardo silva

Gordon asw

Wtf

Madrid isn't winning the league next season bro

We so cooked

[obtuse gale]

At this point let's admit real madrid is wining the league

[hardy idol]

Man will go atletico’s number 1 enemy next season 🤣

[eternal quarry]

Hello

[hardy idol]

I would first focus on making sure your locker room does not have wwe fights breaking out before thinking about winning la liga

[hardy idol]

Yo

[hardy idol]

https://x.com/eternsosa/status/2059951328701333589?s=46

Sosa 🇭🇺 (Komorebi) (@EternSosa)

Laporta found his nvidia shares or smt man

X · May 28, 2026, 10:54 AM

[obtuse gale]

Mbappe is the goat

[hardy idol]

All hail the dictator

[obtuse gale]

Real madrid the dictator

15 champions league

[hardy idol]

He is probally holding a gun to your head as you typed that fairs

[hardy idol]

Madrid fans when you try to have a normal conversation with them:

[obtuse gale]

15 champions league

[obtuse gale]

Bros comparing a unknown team 😭✌️

[hardy idol]

I love how you completely missed the joke by the way

[obtuse gale]

15 champions league

[hardy idol]

Less la liga 2’s then real murcia 😔

[obtuse gale]

15 champions league

[hardy idol]

Being a glory hunter is so sad ngl, but anyways enjoy “supporting” your club

[obtuse gale]

Ok

[hardy idol]

You do realize that you look like a complete idiot behaving like this right? Since I can cleary tell what you are doing

[obtuse gale]

Do you think am real madrid fan

[hardy idol]

The whole rage bait thing, kind of just feels like people who failed at having a humilation kink lol

[obtuse gale]

What is blud on about 😭✌️

[hardy idol]

Nah I thought you where a plymouth argyle fan

[obtuse gale]

No

15 champions league

[hardy idol]

Who do you support then?

[hardy idol]

Like the whole concept of taking pride in looking actively dumb seems weird as fuck to me

But I guess everyone has their own things

[obtuse gale]

What?

[obtuse gale]

Yes 15 champions league

[hardy idol]

https://tenor.com/view/english-motherfucker-do-you-speak-it-english-mofo-samuel-l-jackson-pulp-fiction-john-travolta-gif-17016540

Like I seriously wonder

[obtuse gale]

Brodyyy idk politics

[hardy idol]

What goes trough mind when you do this lol

[obtuse gale]

At this point you just saying random stuff😂✌️

[hardy idol]

Fairs 15 ucls

[obtuse gale]

15 champions league

[hardy idol]

https://tenor.com/view/champion-gif-13070476970000213620

[obtuse gale]

How many champions leagues have you won?

[hardy idol]

1

[obtuse gale]

Sad

15 champions league

[hardy idol]

Well

At least i am not a glory hunter

And I have a family lineage that goes all the way back who support the same club

[obtuse gale]

Who cares my team has 15 champions league

[hardy idol]

I don’t care about your team tbh

[obtuse gale]

I think your jealous

[hardy idol]

Not really

I love this club to death

Because it is my club, like my first memory of a football fan was being a aston villa fan

[hardy idol]

How many times have you been to the bernabeau by the way?

[obtuse gale]

Be a real madrid fan

[obtuse gale]

1

[hardy idol]

Same as me lol

[obtuse gale]

Crazy lol

[hardy idol]

Ironic how me who does not even support madrid has been there the same amounts of time as you

Says alot tbh

[obtuse gale]

Mhm Low-key be a real madrid fan

[hardy idol]

I don’t have a affilation to the club and I no longer live in madrid so I am not interested

Lime if I will support a football club, i like to attend games and know the club the area and so on

Madrid fans in madrid are actually chill af though

[obtuse gale]

Come on 15 champions leagues

[hardy idol]

Would you support real madrid if they never won another trophy ever again?

[obtuse gale]

No

[hardy idol]

The point of supporting a football club is not because of trophies by the way. That is the first lesson of football lol

[hardy idol]

So you are a glory hunter?

[obtuse gale]

Yes

[hardy idol]

That is not a good thing by the way 😭

Wtf is the point of supporting a club if you do not support them trough thick and thin

[obtuse gale]

Is that why your a villa fan

[hardy idol]

No this is a rule agreed even among madrid fans

Like actual fans

I don’t even consider you a fan tbh

[obtuse gale]

Like me

[hardy idol]

You just admitted you are a glory hunter

[obtuse gale]

Am real madrid

[hardy idol]

If madrid died tommorow or was reborn as saint denis fc you would be fine with that

That itself is not supporting a football club

You just support trophies which is sad, might as well support any other elite club who wins trophies then

[obtuse gale]

Come on 15 champions leagues be a madrista

[hardy idol]

If you think football is just about winning trophies you missed the entire point of being this sport by the way

If my club never won a trophy again I would still support them

That is what makes the sport special

Trophies are amazing and necessary in football but they are not the sole reason why football is an amazing sport

[obtuse gale]

Why no point of supporting a team that can't win champions league

[hardy idol]

Because I support a the club. Not a trophy cabinet

I support a fanbase from birmingham where my family is from

You are the most unique football “fan” i ever met ngl

[obtuse gale]

Come on real madrid has mbappe and modric and arda

[hardy idol]

Like to see football as just a trophy spirt is really dumb

[hardy idol]

I am not from madrid why should i care 😭😭

And even when i went there i enjoyed atletico way more

[obtuse gale]

Haram ball team

[hardy idol]

Like I have been to the bernabue and the metropolitano

The metropoltino atmoshphere is on another level, the bernabeu is mostly tourist

[hardy idol]

You support a brand not a football club by the way

That itself is not what football stands for

[obtuse gale]

Trophies. money. Players.

15 champions league

[hardy idol]

Any club has this

[obtuse gale]

Who cares I support real madrid

[hardy idol]

Like do you support madird outside of materialism lol

[hardy idol]

You don’t like you really don’t

[obtuse gale]

15 champions league

[hardy idol]

Go walk to a hardcore Madrid supporter and tell this story

And they will tell you the same thing as I just told you

[obtuse gale]

You know ye I will

[hardy idol]

That you are not a real madrid supporter, you just like trophies

[hardy idol]

Go ahead do it in person too next time you go to madrid

[obtuse gale]

Wdym am real madrid fan

[hardy idol]

Not really

You support trophies

You just admitted yourself

If real Madrid never won another trophy again

[obtuse gale]

That's normal?

[hardy idol]

You would not support them

[hardy idol]

No 😭😭😭

[hardy idol]

Why do you think so many fanbases have loyal fans despite having never won anything

If it was normal to just support trophies 99 percent of football stadiums would be empty

[obtuse gale]

I mean the point of football is money and trophies so ye

[hardy idol]

Well that is the point of billionair owners

Not the fans

The fans are there just to watch football

Just like how fans go to a hockey game to support their favourtie club

[obtuse gale]

Okay why do you support Aston villa

[hardy idol]

Or fans go to a Ufc event to watch their fighters

[obtuse gale]

You mean fans are only there for trophies and wins

[hardy idol]

Because I was born in the UK and my family is from birmingham. And the first memory I have as a football fan was supporting aston villa since my dad took me there from a young age

[hardy idol]

How do you explain 7th tier English league sides that sell out their games despite having never won anything then?

[obtuse gale]

Dang. At same time you could of supported real madrid the 15 champions

[hardy idol]

Or what about a football club you sign up for around your house. Why do you think people attend them?

[hardy idol]

You seem to be obsessed with materialism it is kind of sad ngl

I would suggest working on that since that shit is dangerous

[obtuse gale]

15 champions league

[obtuse gale]

15 champions league

[hardy idol]

That is not an answer to my question by the way

Like actually answer the question if you want to hold a debate

Or your mind cannot actually answer the questions since you do not know the answer to it

[obtuse gale]

Nah the 15 champions league won the debate

[hardy idol]

So you have no answer to your question lol

[obtuse gale]

15 champions league

[hardy idol]

I do wonder why some humans are this way

But anyways

[obtuse gale]

Anyways 15 champions league blah blah easy

[hardy idol]

We are not talking about football here by the way, just your general behaviour as a human being

[obtuse gale]

Low-key real madrid fan for life

[hardy idol]

You an interesting person I will tell you that lol

The human brain is fascinating at times

[obtuse gale]

Am I

[obtuse gale]

15 champions league that's alll

[hardy idol]

The taco bell next to the real madrid stadium is so good ngl

[obtuse gale]

Dayum. Oh ye did it say 15 champions league

[hardy idol]

Nah it was just a taco bell lol

That photo was from a last month

[obtuse gale]

Bruh lol

[hardy idol]

I got of my flight and I had not eaten food yet and I was stuck in the madrid traffic

But I remembered there was a tacobell next to the bernabeu

So I just took a metro to the bernabeau and ate a taco bell there lol

[obtuse gale]

😂 Dayum lol

[obtuse gale]

At this point call them gay men

[sand ocean]

Atleti fans crashing out

[sleek tinsel]

😂 😂 😂

[silk frost]

Well, we all know what will happen

[sleek tinsel]

for the love of god i hope it gets geolocked

[silk frost]

https://tenor.com/view/tomska-tomska-and-friends-thomas-tomska-ridgewell-surfshark-surfshark-vpn-gif-25019760

[sand ocean]

Knowing how corrupt everything is it wudnt be surprising if they didn't give it to arda

[sleek tinsel]

or even better, use a system like eurovision

[sand ocean]

Remember cr7 scored overhead kick and bale too

But they gave it to salah

For a mid goal

[silk frost]

ahh they are requiring accounts

[silk frost]

is it really that bad if arda wins?

[sleek tinsel]

all 3 are great goals

but like

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[silk frost]

actually u can see the progress

this is u23 pots

gots

[sleek tinsel]

barrenetxea would have a lot more than 8.6% if it was region locked icl

argentina and turkey have two of the most fervent online followings

so many of them will vote for their nations player without even looking

[silk frost]

I will be very honest with you, I looked at the other 2 goals and I still think Arda should win it

[sleek tinsel]

i understand

[silk frost]

the same way I thought Patrick Schick should've won the 2021 Puskas for an even less further out shot

And I have no affiliation with Patrick Schick

Yes, it is true many of these votes came from Turks who vote for Arda by default, but in this case I think it is necessary

because he is a good player whose time to shine keeps getting drowned out by the drama that is happening around him at real

and because after all this he still isn't given the same stardom as other players at his level

I think Arda is trying his level best to be seen as the next Mesut Özil but Mesut Özil had way more stardom

[tacit slate]

Yh why Tf did we buy Gordon

[copper stump]

Breaking: Barcelona’s striker Julian Alvarez has been called up for the World Cup

[tacit slate]

80m for a bench player

[chrome slate]

Ngl the Molina goal was great too. But Arda's was from too far away, he will win it.

[sand ocean]

Bro

[copper stump]

What

[sand ocean]

Is gordon rlly that good

I dont watch newcastle

So idk

But his stats arent allat

[copper stump]

Dont let the stats fool you

[sand ocean]

Also 25 isnt old by any means its young

[copper stump]

He will be a demon under flick

[sand ocean]

Why

What are you seeing

[sand ocean]

I dont get why u just keep rashford instead

[copper stump]

Rashford is a lazy bum

[tacit slate]

Don’t let this dude fool u

[copper stump]

We need someone who could press like Raphinha

[tacit slate]

Just cause he can press doesn’t mean he is good lol

[sand ocean]

But surely for 80m theres better options then gordon

[sand ocean]

So hes shit then

[copper stump]

on similar wages, no

[tacit slate]

Not shit

Just not good

[sand ocean]

Mid

Alr

[copper stump]

@sand ocean you guys spent 65m on Mastantuono

[sand ocean]

Mastantuono is 8 years younger than gordon

We will loan him.out

And he will become a demon

[tacit slate]

We just got out of financial problems

Madrid have all the money to spend

[copper stump]

Exactly. An unproven player who you dropped 65mil on

[sand ocean]

Also mastantuono was cooking for river plate

[tacit slate]

Instead of signing a defender

[sand ocean]

We did same for vini

Our tactics are smart

[copper stump]

Then why trophyless

[tacit slate]

We sign a winger although we have 2 of the best wingers in the world debatably

[sand ocean]

Shit happens

[copper stump]

Ever heard of depth

[sand ocean]

Vini is one of the best itw

[tacit slate]

80m for depth is stupid

[copper stump]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-trying-to-not-laugh-speed-holding-laugh-speed-laughing-speed-laugh-gif-242565803459391828

[sand ocean]

Its a smart buy

[sand ocean]

Stop 😭😭

We having a genuine no troll convo now

I just dont understand why gordon

[tacit slate]

We just came out of financial issues

[sand ocean]

What did you see from gordon

[copper stump]

His aura

if flick wants him, im not complaining

Flick turned Raphinha into a superstar

[sand ocean]

Baeically ur not convinced

[eternal quarry]

Will Mbappe be as GOAT as CR7 or Messi?

[copper stump]

I don’t watch Newcastle

[sand ocean]

Ye same

[copper stump]

I did watch his highlights hes decent

[sand ocean]

Highlights dont mean shit tho

Ibr

[copper stump]

Not lazy like Rashford

[copper stump]

we will watch him toy with Madrid together

[chrome slate]

You mean farming stats against weaker teams. Poor promoted la liga clubs 🥀

[sand ocean]

Gordon will be a benchwarmed dw

Im hearing gordon is a pen merchant

And only scores against teams outside of top 5

[chrome slate]

I still don't understand. Barca have always needed strikers from foreign clubs. Why aren't they buying a tall striker? Do they want to lose on purpose or what?

[sand ocean]

Well they wanted kane

But then their prezi came out and said holdon ur broke

[chrome slate]

If they hope on using Gordon as a striker in La Liga, he is not it.

[chrome slate]

What tier is that source?

[karmic jungle]

TOP 2 sources in Portugal

[chrome slate]

[tacit slate]

Proved my point

[tacit slate]

Exactly he isn’t a true striker

He is a winger

They can’t play him cam cause he doesn’t start over Fermin