la-liga

[grave glen]

Well 2 now

[ember urchin]

So 1 UCL you witnessed

-14

Cool bro

[grave glen]

But u get me

I watched 6 of them live bro calma

U will never even watch 6 in ur LIFE

[ember urchin]

So ur 35?

[grave glen]

80 year old laze watching baeca maybe win the 4rd ucl he ever seen 😭😭

[ember urchin]

Damn ur unc

[grave glen]

Ye bro

Im the daddy of all these mfers

[ember urchin]

Not going to be biased

But we winning 2 UCL

This year and next

[crimson jasper]

No

[ember urchin]

We didn’t win UCL cus we didn’t play at our home bro

[grave glen]

Keep deleting 😂

[mighty hamlet]

"4rd"

[real hull]

No way

😭

[grave glen]

4rd HE has ever seen

You fools need to read properly

[mighty hamlet]

"4rd"

[grave glen]

Yes 4rd

Laze only watched 1

The one before it laze was in another dimension

And so were you and mikey tbh

[mighty hamlet]

do you not get it

[real hull]

Are u slow

[mighty hamlet]

i even put it in bold

😭

[real hull]

I was literally alive when barca won 4 ucls

So ur statement is completely false lmao

[craggy iris]

Stunna

It's 4th

[dapper jay]

Welcome bienvenido Thiago Almada ❤️

[upbeat hill]

Say bye

To ur account

[grave glen]

@mighty hamlet @real hull @craggy iris

You guys thought you had me didnt you 😂

[mighty hamlet]

nice excuse

[grave glen]

I cant be speaking posh English to laze you get me

[grave glen]

Bro are u fr 😂😂😂

Well you believe what u want man

When youre talking to somebody whose English isnt 10/10 which there's no shame in honestly

You try and talk on his lvl

[upbeat hill]

Happend to me once that’s why 💔

Good

Be careful

Some just do it randomly 💀

[ember urchin]

Imagine ghost pinging

[upbeat hill]

Got u dw

[craggy iris]

Laze gimmicks in July of 2025 👋

Finally lost this ugly role

[cinder scarab]

trip in euskera

[long cedar]

Garcia didnt hold 4 in one game 🥱

[neon nova]

He'll be alright

We still need another CB

[pure cosmos]

Who

[split lintel]

Madrid i assume cause they rly do need one

[misty wren]

LIVERPOOL WILL WIN THE UCL

[pure cosmos]

Yeah ig

[near dust]

Gonzalo Garcia is better than me

[reef willow]

hello guy

[cloud sparrow]

have fun on our plane

[cinder scarab]

eskerrik asko

[mighty hamlet]

https://x.com/vini_ball/status/1945834410848223678?t=he0WwYRfuGtdKR_iloiXAA&s=19

Noodle Vini (@vini_ball)

I'm crying 😭😭😭

X · Jul 17, 2025, 1:14 PM

[cloud sparrow]

tmrw against ponferradina should be interesting

excited to see navarro and izeta

[pure cosmos]

Madrid should sell vini mbappe and rodrygo and buy rashford antony and hojlund.

[past mango]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[cloud sparrow]

https://youtu.be/eLbCtZqH2BY?si=5_492mGvFUjz4EdG
this is football @craggy iris

[craggy iris]

Goosebumps

[jagged vault]

hi

[cloud sparrow]

aupa athletic

[tough star]

It’s actually so nice damn

[fickle cairn]

🤢

[cloud sparrow]

sounds accurate

[cloud sparrow]

beautiful history too

[fickle cairn]

its the only correct way of thinking

[tough star]

I kind of want it for the history but then that means I’d have to get an Athletic kit….

Smh

[vivid wagon]

Real

[unkempt iris]

There we splash

[subtle crater]

https://x.com/ManagingBarca/status/1946207823882486102

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca)

🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Roony Bardghji has made a strong impression on Hansi Flick and his coaching staff.

His performances in the early days of pre-season have convinced them that he’s ready for first-team football.

[@gbsans] 🔵🔴🌟

X · Jul 18, 2025, 1:57 PM

[last shard]

my expected starting xi for rma for the beginning of the season

[mighty hamlet]

Rodrygo is leaving

Trent at cb 😭😭😭

fran too

😭

[silent quest]

Hey guys if u are serious in becoming a pro soccer player dm me

[real hull]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-trying-not-to-laugh-holding-laugh-gif-3669331249104858057

[pine sundial]

Camp Nou return date canceled

https://x.com/FCBarcelona/status/1946228368493719868?t=WzKfxxhGYg5910T1ZPQjEg&s=33

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

𝐅𝐂 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐚 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭

X · Jul 18, 2025, 3:19 PM

[vivid wagon]

🤣 🫵

Camp nou more like camp never

😂😂🤣

[pine sundial]

🤬

[dense sinew]

Bro no wonder why Nico Williams refused to join Barca 🤣🤣

[foggy carbon]

Gonza🥺🥺💔

[long cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

https://tenor.com/view/fell-fell-for-it-fell-for-it-again-fell-for-it-again-award-award-gif-15411198764799214626

[dapper dagger]

im dead cats put their faith in Laputa AGAIN

[craggy iris]

Seems like it sucks to be a Barcelona fan this summer

Thank God I'm not

[rustic onyx]

ok

[fickle cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-laugh-gif-367582725193069922

[fervent osprey]

Me after Going pro coach me

[grave glen]

Can you pls sign me for barca

[grave glen]

GONŽALO?

HALA MADRID EVER BETTER

[brisk arrow]

@fast lynx is from Brazil and is a supporter of FC Barcelona! Welcome to the Spain league channel!

[fickle cairn]

how do they know they're from Brazil

[narrow marsh]

In #introductions they use a bot

the fucking bot doesnt even know my country

illiterate

[dusky gyro]

3-4-1-2 fits better

[shell hedge]

@light ledge
https://fxtwitter.com/RealBetis/status/1946223618033090817

Real Betis Balompié 🌴💚 (@RealBetis)

👨‍🍳🤝💚
︀︀
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▶ Play video

FxTwitter · Jul 18, 2025, 3:00 PM

[light ledge]

Thats the young boy we needed

[shell hedge]

but did you expect him to be announced by Tiny Chef?

[light ledge]

No xd

They always do videos like that

And the cm is goated

[shell hedge]

is the show popular in Spain or are the club taking advantage of a currently popular IP?

[light ledge]

Taking advantage

Isnt that popular

[cloud sparrow]

smartest vardrid fan

[grave glen]

Unfortunately the word var wouldn't fit in with the world bilbao

[craggy iris]

Read this 10 times mate and I couldn't make sense of it

[grave glen]

Im saying

[craggy iris]

Do you mind explaining further?

[grave glen]

I would love to say varbao

Varbilbao

But it wouldn't sound right

So ill leave it

[craggy iris]

Ok

Madrid fan trying to beef us... Everything you say we have the upper hand brochacho

[grave glen]

Or I could do what laze always does and just add a P infront of the word to make it pilbao

[grave glen]

Bro pls

Why would I try and beef you

Its YOUS whose always hating on us

[craggy iris]

Yeah leave it. Laze baits are so bad they make me laugh genuinely never got mad at them

[grave glen]

Thats the only reason why i like him

He lowkey funny with his cringe shit

[craggy iris]

The sheep will hate the wolf not the opposite

[grave glen]

This can be understood two ways

I better hope were the wolves mate

[craggy iris]

You are if you comprehend the basics of symbolism you understand what I mean

[grave glen]

Ofc ofc

But fr

Maybe not you so much

But defo daniel

Daniel wakes up and his morning routine is to talk shit about rma then brush his teeth and have breakfast then talks about varca

Goes to work or school whatever

Then continues to hate on us

Thats what keeps him full until dinner

[craggy iris]

I've mentioned Mdrid one less time than Brcelona

[grave glen]

He actuallt doesnt eat dinner cos of this shit

[craggy iris]

Perfect balance

[craggy iris]

W

Routine

[grave glen]

Tears

Daniel mentioned madrid more then bilbao

Almost by double

[craggy iris]

Same

[grave glen]

But I feel like

With you its just fun

But dan actually hates us

🤣

[craggy iris]

I've bullied too many of your kind in my life trust me

I gotta rest now

[grave glen]

There's still work to be done

Iykwim

[craggy iris]

I retired

[grave glen]

Come out of retirement to flush out the fake ones

[craggy iris]

Who are we talking about?

[grave glen]

Take a guess pal 😂

[grave glen]

Ill give you a hint

[craggy iris]

I don't want

😭😭😭

[grave glen]

😭

[craggy iris]

You're mad

[grave glen]

As in crazy or upset

[craggy iris]

You are his alter ego I won't interfere

[grave glen]

I've never been more insulted in my life

Lemme tell you something

When I die

I want him to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time

[craggy iris]

Yh?

That was not it

[grave glen]

Smh

It didnt hit?

[craggy iris]

Post midnight df not my cup of tea enough for today

[grave glen]

Ye fairs goodnight

[craggy iris]

I wanna wake up and see Areso announced by us or call the season off

[upbeat hill]

Call it off

[mighty hamlet]

call it off

hes joining Atleti

[tough dragon]

Atleti has had the best transfer window in Spain for second year in a row

Will they win something finally ?

[wintry elk]

No

They still haven't focused on their defence

[dapper dagger]

maybe

[lost obsidian]

https://x.com/statmusefc/status/1946237810295398659/photo/1

StatMuse FC (@statmusefc)

Fun fact: Cristiano Ronaldo scored 111 goals in his first 100 LaLiga matches.

Scored a goal every 78 minutes.

X · Jul 18, 2025, 3:57 PM

[paper goblet]

P— BARCA P— BARCA EY EY

[grave glen]

@ember urchin

😹

[hardy token]

https://x.com/david_ornstein/status/1946551864243212324?s=46

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Barcelona advancing on deal to sign Marcus Rashford from Man Utd. Offer via intermediaries loan + buy option. #MUFC have agreed - not done but final stages. Flick approves 27yo England int’l; suits #FCBarcelona on football/financial level @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/n6HWvIbJTp

X · Jul 19, 2025, 12:45 PM

[unkempt iris]

YESSSSSSSSS

[dusky temple]

Rashford>>diaz and williams

[lament swallow]

rashford la liga golden boot in his first season

I will be there

[craggy iris]

The past 2 years he has been worse than both lol

[dusky temple]

Rashford so clear nico williams only has like 30~ goals in his whole career with 170~ apperances

[real hull]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1946571680861638857?s=46&t=KppbUmum0aHpVhzjh7IRFA

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🔵🔴 BREAKING: Marcus Rashford to Barcelona, here we go! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Verbal agreement in principle between all parties involved with Barça planning for medical tests next days.

Loan deal with buy option, details being finalised today then Man Utd will authorize his travel to Spain. ✈️

X · Jul 19, 2025, 2:03 PM

[bitter raven]

Small world, eh?

[versed epoch]

Sigh my transfer man was faster

[cloud sparrow]

rashford was a striker

no fucking shit

[real hull]

Ignore

[versed epoch]

Also a winger

[dusky temple]

Mostly winger so your point is invalid

[cloud sparrow]

The guy had to carry a shitty united team lol

I could score 20 goals w United too

[versed epoch]

Fr now my goat is free

[cloud sparrow]

sorry to tell you barça are equally as reactionary

[dusky temple]

Bro are you delusional prem>>>la liga

[cloud sparrow]

so good luck

[cloud sparrow]

laze alt?

[versed epoch]

Rather him win a treble on the bench than win nothing and benched on Amorim team

😭😭

[dusky temple]

Its harder to score 20 goals for united than for atheltic

Bcs prem is harder

[cloud sparrow]

then go and make out w the premtoids in #premier-league

wyd here

[cloud sparrow]

that's if they win bc seeing lamine yamal is turning into neymar 2.0

[dusky temple]

Ye rely think la liga>>>>prem delusional even as a barca fan i know prem is harder with better quality

[mighty hamlet]

W pfp

[cloud sparrow]

hey man spurs are waiting for you to be their fan

doors are open

[dusky temple]

Neymar has more ucls than your club

[cloud sparrow]

Neymar has less acls than your average human

[dusky temple]

Still the 3rd best player of our gen

[cloud sparrow]

nope

[dusky temple]

Prem is harder is that hard to take in?

[dusky temple]

Wdym nope😭

[cloud sparrow]

If we're thinking using global mentality top 3 is in any order messi ronaldo suarez

[dusky temple]

Suarez is not better than neymar

[cloud sparrow]

ok so you learnt football off tiktok

[wintry elk]

Rashford is having one of the most weirdest career of all time

[cloud sparrow]

he's a great guy he deserves better

always had loads of respect for what he's done for the world

e.g. the free school meals during covid

[wintry elk]

As a player too

He's great

[cloud sparrow]

yeah for sure

[wintry elk]

Ppl shit on him cus he's a united player

[cloud sparrow]

United shit on their players

[wintry elk]

The talent is and was always there

[real hull]

United its just cursed

Their fans so slow that they haven’t figured this out yet

[clear sigil]

Ain't no way

Rashford to Barca?

[real hull]

Yes

[clear sigil]

He called the transfer alive

Wth

😭

[real hull]

Rashford u mean?

[clear sigil]

@tired dirge

[dapper dagger]

laligarse heads like 'daniel' giving opinions on other league's players

[real hull]

What he said😭😭

[lament swallow]

conor gallagher is no longer the best englishman in la liga

[torpid rivet]

solid transfer for barca

[dapper dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-bob-bob-monsters-vs-aliens-crying-gif-10186516392705510084

[clear sigil]

"Rashford to Barca"
"Trust me Rashford will go to Barca"

[real hull]

Lol

[craggy iris]

If you cover his wages which are ridiculous that's not really a great signing

[dusky temple]

He lowered his wages for us

By a lot

[craggy iris]

Can't lower them it's a loan

You just don't cover all of them probably

[dusky temple]

Yeah thats prob how it is

[slender olive]

5m wages + 35m buy option

United covers the rest I assume

[hardy token]

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1946585899497656484?t=96XyzTIxfU10Gg5mW5GVeA&s=08
lol

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Barcelona set to pay whole Marcus Rashford salary as part of proposed transfer from Manchester United. Impending loan + option to buy includes 100% wage coverage by #FCBarcelona as all parties work to finalise deal for 27yo #MUFC attacker @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/n6HWvIbJTp

X · Jul 19, 2025, 3:00 PM

[dapper dagger]

his wages aren't ridiculous

[hardy token]

?

He’s on over 325k

😂

[mighty hamlet]

he took a paycut

a big one

[real hull]

He took a pay cut

So this loan could be completed

[craggy iris]

Around 350k euros lol

[mighty hamlet]

took a big pay cut

[upbeat hill]

United can sell faster than they sign

💔

[real hull]

Unai moving slow

[dapper dagger]

he was on 300k a week on united and all reports are saying that he took a massive paycut to join barca so expect them to be 100-120k tops

[craggy iris]

Fair

[real hull]

Same shit felix did when he joined us

[upbeat hill]

Felix was less

I think

W felix for that

[mighty hamlet]

good for United too

if he doesn't join on a permanent then they wouldn't worry about his 300k a week wages

[bitter raven]

https://x.com/UTDCJ_/status/1946553789562978729?t=sctx9465aPHMy_RsMMuJ0A&s=19

⚡ (@UTDCJ_)

trent seeing rashford follow him to la liga

X · Jul 19, 2025, 12:52 PM

[dapper dagger]

good for both parties

smart business

[lament swallow]

https://x.com/ReshadFCB/status/1946591835029180623?t=KrqFlZRJbG-CdREn4h9CdA&s=19

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadFCB)

(🌕) Rashford said ‘yes’ to Barcelona without asking for any registration guarantees, he trusts the club. @tjuanmarti #Transfers 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

X · Jul 19, 2025, 3:23 PM

nico should learn a thing or two from rashford

[upbeat hill]

Rashford had 17 g/a

Last season

nico 18

[real hull]

19 u mean

If we count pre season it goes to 22

[upbeat hill]

Official competitions

17

[real hull]

What non official competitions did he take part last season and score got 2 more g/a??

https://x.com/barcatimes/status/1946594478669656498?s=46&t=KppbUmum0aHpVhzjh7IRFA

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes)

🚨🎖| 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐃: Marcus Rashford will earn around €5M net and entirety of that will be covered by Barça. Man Utd won't have to pay anything as Rashford took a HUGE pay-cut. [@JacobsBen] #fcblive

X · Jul 19, 2025, 3:34 PM

@craggy iris

[dapper dagger]

im dead he was actually sleeping at heathrow

[upbeat hill]

The website forgot to include fa cup ur right

He had 20

[pine sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/verdi-salernitana-serie-a-goal-gif-25604062

RASHFORD TO BARÇA

[prime compass]

BRO NOOOOOO

[bitter raven]

https://x.com/BCNOgi/status/1946601454434984021

OGi 🐐 (@BCNOgi)

Such is the gargantuan size of the institution known as Ef See Bassalona. Nico Williams, YOU 🫵 are a moron

X · Jul 19, 2025, 4:02 PM

[prime compass]

Wait which position does Rashford play?

[bitter raven]

can play LW or ST

[pine sundial]

I can't imagine being a Madrid fan rn

[versed epoch]

Can play lw rw and st

[tame falcon]

Option A or option B?

[vivid wagon]

B is what wel go for ideally

But not with gavi

Fdj/olmo most probably

[tame falcon]

bro i swear gavi x pedri midfield is so underrated bruv

[vivid wagon]

Fdj pedri way better

Gavi never been the same after his injury give him time

[valid mauve]

Only two first-team players showed up to Lucas Vazquez’s farewell: Kylian Mbappe and Andriy Lunin returned from holiday to be there

Kind of sad ngl

Class from ninja turtle thou

[dapper dagger]

None

[tame falcon]

then what?

[real hull]

Will never be A

[dapper dagger]

he doesn't start

[tame falcon]

wdym

[dapper dagger]

he won't start games

[tame falcon]

Who

bro 😭

[tame falcon]

its only gavi who i got wrong

[dapper dagger]

rashford will play if one of raphinha or Lamine is getting subbed off

[abstract portal]

Balde and Rashford are going to have Trent on a Leash

[abstract portal]

Gavi might get his starting position eventually

[tame falcon]

raphinia will play more centrally in the number 10 role

[abstract portal]

You are not making sense bro

[dapper dagger]

he's been used centrally the entire season

Rashford is a subsitute

[tame falcon]

yeah no.

[dapper dagger]

im dead people think rashford is coming to the maverick fc to be an undisputed starter

[sudden garnet]

Welcome to Fc Barcelona, MBE Marcus Rashford 💙❤️

[abstract portal]

Yeah which is why Balde got injured, we need a winger who can play wide

[night gazelle]

I dont see him on the player list

But im Glad he left man u

Leaving man utd is like leaving prison

[dapper dagger]

no, Balde got injured because he is injury prone

we managed his minutes well last season

we almost never let him complete full 90s

we gave him rest during congested gameweeks

[mighty hamlet]

or maybe hes injury prone bc hes doing winger shifts and fullback shifts at the same time

[dapper dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-facepalm-lmao-gif-15446474421410342464

[fading anvil]

hi

[cloud sparrow]

they still havent decided the 2 goalscorers for basel

[mighty hamlet]

its me

[wary beacon]

not gavi, casado or fdj instead but option B

[craggy iris]

We are cooking Ponferradina

Raaah

We will win it all this season

Injury free Sancet starts for Spain 💯

[cloud sparrow]

ah mierda i forgot the game started

quien marco @craggy iris

also am i seeing things or is unai gomez playing left back

[sacred ingot]

https://www.barcablaugranes.com/2025/7/19/24470405/his-talent-is-infinite-barcelona-told-want-to-expect-from-pedro-fernandez

[cloud sparrow]

this is hilarious why is the ponferradina coach screaming at the top of his lungs

[craggy iris]

Oihan

[cloud sparrow]

grandee

este partido esta muy lento

normal

vaya jugadita de berenguer

[unkempt iris]

BTW BARCELONA HAVE SIGNED AN ENGLISH PLAYER FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE LINEKER

[cloud sparrow]

im not convinced w yuri or lekue as center backs

also unai gomez at left back makes sense

and guruzeta is still allergic to scoring

[craggy iris]

Only thing I want in my life rn is a striker that can put the ball in the net

[cloud sparrow]

izeta 🙏

[mighty hamlet]

u have nico

[cloud sparrow]

its hilarious how the ball is constantly going up the hill when it goes over the fans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHhgJWuSu44

can i just say i love urritxe the stadium is beautiful

[grave glen]

What about our stadium

😂

[cloud sparrow]

nono

thats a rice cooker

[grave glen]

Oh fuck off m8

[craggy iris]

"Striker"

[cloud sparrow]

urritxe has character

bernabeu doesnt

[prime compass]

Bro?

Barcelona wants to sign Rodrygo

[cloud sparrow]

reverse figo

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/raphinha-barcelona-w-victory-celebrate-gif-5276220371900348739

[mighty hamlet]

ur paying him 300k a week he should be able to do a job there no?

[prime compass]

HELL YEAH FAM

HELL FUCKING YEAH

[mighty hamlet]

its fake

[prime compass]

I'm down for that

[prime compass]

It's from Fabrizio Romano btw

[mighty hamlet]

Rodrygo?

💀

[cloud sparrow]

yeah i saw earlier

hes not capping

[mighty hamlet]

from a random source

[mighty hamlet]

https://x.com/ManagingBarca/status/1946601536219730328?t=XLnTYgQB7mfT4hqgNYta7w&s=19

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca)

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: FC Barcelona have contacted Rodrygo!

Barça have informed his agents that they want to START TALKS if he decides to leave Real Madrid.

[@UOLEsporte] 🇧🇷🔵🔴

X · Jul 19, 2025, 4:02 PM

[prime compass]

From FABRIZIO ROMANO

[mighty hamlet]

show

[craggy iris]

I don't really care about his earnings

[cloud sparrow]

uol esporte is brazilian no?

idk if its reliable

[mighty hamlet]

https://x.com/ReshadFCB/status/1946606357307687259?t=ZnSKnRO4aApd_x98EaYMHQ&s=19 it got played down like minutes later

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadFCB)

📌 Rodrygo-Barça rumors aren’t true. @Benayadachraf #Transfers 🇧🇷❌

X · Jul 19, 2025, 4:21 PM

[prime compass]

Ah alright

[mighty hamlet]

bro 🥀

[prime compass]

Wait isn't it him?

I mean on every transfer rumor so far the dude has been correct so

I thought it was legit

• the amount of followers

[mighty hamlet]

nah

what app is that

[prime compass]

WhatsApp, it's his channel

[craggy iris]

This is a more back to business type of friendly wanna see how the team will do against UCL competitors like Liverpool and Arsenal

I'm more concerned about Areso and Laporte right now

[prime compass]

Barça sign Rodrygo and MY SOUL IS YOURSSSS 😭🙏🏼

https://tenor.com/view/praying-crying-downfall-sad-tears-praying-gif-7785197299162436598

[cloud sparrow]

oh i cant wait to watch those

[cloud sparrow]

areso me parece q no viene laporte si

[prime compass]

Rodrygo at Barça would actually feed families fam

Dude's so freakin' talented

And to be completely fair

DON'T let Liverpool get him 🙏🏼😭🙏🏼

[mighty hamlet]

hes not what we need

[prime compass]

They already spent enough😭

[prime compass]

Havent we been looking for a left winger ?

[mighty hamlet]

we don't need an inside forward

[mighty hamlet]

not his type

[prime compass]

Well tbf it doesn't make sense for myself too

But yeah

[mighty hamlet]

and we won't get another lw

we got Rashford

[prime compass]

I reckon we need a striker

[cloud sparrow]

full time athletic win 1-0

[prime compass]

Bro sack Rashford bro

😭🙏🏼

I get he's good but is he THAT good

Serious question

[mighty hamlet]

next season we reach 1:1 players like Lewa and Ter Stegen leave and we're spending 200m combined on a lw and a striker

its the window before the elections too

[craggy iris]

parece que sí

[prime compass]

Bro I just wanted someone like Gyokeres to come bro 😭🙏🏼

[mighty hamlet]

we're getting Alvarez/Haaland most likely

[craggy iris]

Gorosabel in the champions league 😔😔

[mighty hamlet]

Deco would want Alvarez Laporta would want Haaland

[craggy iris]

Haaland 🤣🤣

[mighty hamlet]

keep laughing

[craggy iris]

🤣👋😭

In what world you live in bro

[mighty hamlet]

have fun with Guruzeta up top

[prime compass]

☠️💔

Yeah that's insane

Unai you gotta give up 😭🙏🏼

Dont reply 😭🙏🏼

[mighty hamlet]

or does ur club want to ask La Liga if we can afford a striker too next season?

[craggy iris]

Nice argument pal

You might be too young for this app

[prime compass]

Also tbh Unai got a point bro can Barça really afford Haaland 😭🙏🏼

[craggy iris]

Haaland signed a 10 year contract just last season and you are not even on 1:1 yet

[prime compass]

What's 1:1 bro

Second time ive seen it today

[real hull]

We will win everything

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-jump-scare-gif-25853524

[mighty hamlet]

the 1:1 is dependent on the camp nou return

once we step foot in it we'll get it

doesn't have to be fully completed

[prime compass]

What's the 1:1

[real hull]

Ffp

[prime compass]

Financial Fair Play?

[real hull]

Ye

[prime compass]

Araujo out is so real bro

[mighty hamlet]

ffp bs rule every €1 u get u get to spend €1

[prime compass]

☠️

Tf does that mean

Bro

That's bs

[craggy iris]

Results in friendlies don't matter

[craggy iris]

Yeah but City wouldn't sell Haaland even for 200m

You can't afford him lol

And he wouldn't wanna join

[mighty hamlet]

City aren't a club who forces players to stay

[craggy iris]

He doesn't wanna join you lot hahaha that's why he signed a 10 year contract with City maybe?

[mighty hamlet]

we have more than 200m in the bank rn for signings

[real hull]

U slow?

[craggy iris]

Wut

[prime compass]

#AraujoOUT

Real shit

[real hull]

Signing a 10 year contract doesn’t mean he won’t leave city

💀

[mighty hamlet]

his agent has very good relations with Laporta btw

[craggy iris]

He signed it because he wants to stay

[real hull]

For now

U cant predict the future

[craggy iris]

So? 😭😭

[real hull]

Can u?

[mighty hamlet]

Dembele signed an extension and left the year later

[craggy iris]

"We get Haaland most likely" might be one of the most shameful statements ever

[real hull]

He is slow

Insane shit

[prime compass]

Tbh do we really want Haaland

-# Yes we do

[mighty hamlet]

ur club will go complain to Tebas after it happens

[craggy iris]

I'M GETTING CALLED SLOW FOR WHAT LMFAO

[real hull]

For being slow

[craggy iris]

Haaland to Barcelona wouldn't be realistic even in career mode tears

[grave glen]

U always calling everyone slow

[prime compass]

Tbh I never understood that move

[real hull]

He is tho

[prime compass]

And I never will tbh

[grave glen]

So are you

[real hull]

Prove it

[grave glen]

You even slower than him icl

And

You chopped asw

[prime compass]

Cuz why tf is a club calling out another club about its own budget

[grave glen]

Okay idk what chopped is but i see the kids nowadays say it 😭😭😭

[real hull]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-jump-scare-gif-25853524

[craggy iris]

Being salty doesn't give better chances to Haaland joining you

[prime compass]

Chopped = ugly

[grave glen]

Oh lmao

[prime compass]

But like on some REALLY ugly type shit

[grave glen]

Wel he might be idk

@real hull send a picture innit

[real hull]

Go first

[prime compass]

So you basically told him that he's horrid 😭🙏🏼

[grave glen]

See this is a bad sign @prime compass

If he not chopped he would've sent

[real hull]

Go first lmao

U scared ??

[grave glen]

But I dont trust you

I got trust issues

[real hull]

U aint god to judge others look lmao

[prime compass]

and then it turns out that both of you are 6 year old kids

[real hull]

He is tho😭😭

Always been scared to show his age

[grave glen]

Mikey is the name a 6 year old would have bruv

[real hull]

Avoided every question

[grave glen]

Because

[real hull]

“Stunna”

[grave glen]

I ask the questions

[real hull]

U dont lmao

[grave glen]

Why not?

[real hull]

Cus u dont

Simple

[prime compass]

Anyways let's get it over with fam

What you think

Like let's make a hypothetical

What do y'all think?

[real hull]

No need of bengali

[grave glen]

WTFF

[prime compass]

@real hull @mighty hamlet

[mighty hamlet]

being salty made Nico renew so ig i have a chance too?

[real hull]

Own

[grave glen]

Are my eyes deceiving me?

Pszn want rodrygo IN?

[prime compass]

It's a rumor

-# That's been disproven

[mighty hamlet]

did u see my username yesterday

[prime compass]

But still

[grave glen]

No?

[prime compass]

It was rumored that Barça wants Rodrygo

[grave glen]

But listen since youre here

I got a question

[mighty hamlet]

every player that i didn't want

[grave glen]

Is mikey chopped yes or no

[real hull]

Falling for pedriszn gimmick

[mighty hamlet]

nah

[real hull]

Insane low

[grave glen]

U fr

U saw him?

[mighty hamlet]

yes

[grave glen]

Wtf

[mighty hamlet]

yes

hes batman

[grave glen]

@prime compass

[real hull]

See

[prime compass]

Yo

[real hull]

He knows me

[grave glen]

Batman is chopped tho he even wears a mask

[mighty hamlet]

don't disrespect batman

[prime compass]

Ngl a chopped billionaire is a handsome guy 😭🙏🏼

[craggy iris]

Interacting with Laliga chat makes me feel smart after being shit on the whole day. Thanks for upbringing my confidence beautiful individuals

[grave glen]

What about him is respectable

[mighty hamlet]

double standards?

[grave glen]

I swear this new gen lmao "chopped"

What are other words yall use

[mighty hamlet]

why would "being salty" work in ur favour but won't work in mine?

[prime compass]

Dih

[grave glen]

Ahh

[craggy iris]

Hermano you said you're going for Haaland get your shit together and don't chat to me

[real hull]

U were disrespectful towards nico before he renewed tho lmaoo

That doesn’t make u smart

[grave glen]

You know mikey got a point there

Unai

[real hull]

🙏💀

[prime compass]

😭🙏🏼

[grave glen]

U called him every name under the sun

[mighty hamlet]

Haaland has been a target since Laporta joined

[craggy iris]

Shut it

[real hull]

Hold it

Lmaooo

[grave glen]

😭

[real hull]

Nico out

Ur brother better

[grave glen]

I was wondering did nico owe this guy money or somethint

[real hull]

😭😭😭

[grave glen]

It was bad

[mighty hamlet]

something called logic that we'd try to get him when we have the financial capabilities to spend big on players

[craggy iris]

I'd like to pull Ana De Armas there is no world it's happening tho

[prime compass]

Yeah Unai got owned ngl

😭🙏🏼

[real hull]

I mean she wants smart boi

Ur not one

So makes sense

[craggy iris]

Tears

[mighty hamlet]

😭

[prime compass]

Call her a bish

[grave glen]

Who u hate more madrid or barca fans

[prime compass]

Being salty gets people to want you innit

[real hull]

Owning sessions every season he had to go through

[mighty hamlet]

its now stupid to think that someone would go for a target they wanted for a long time when they have the financial capabilities to do so

[craggy iris]

Both can go to hell

[craggy iris]

I read it the first time

[grave glen]

Bro cmon

[mighty hamlet]

you read it the second no?

[grave glen]

Aren't you a little harsh m8

[prime compass]

Haaland to Barça would actually move mountains

On sum prophecy type shit

[real hull]

😭

[grave glen]

Bro said both can go to hell

If I meet yall in hell

[real hull]

Dawg we aint pulling god himself

Its just halaand

😭😭

[grave glen]

Im gonna make mikey pay for all the awful takes on discord

[real hull]

Nah we double team satan

[shell hedge]

He just extended with City, and is making a shit ton a week

[mighty hamlet]

mort is here

[prime compass]

Bro is u a vigilante 😭🤣

[mighty hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sad-mario-mario-gif-18405221118743840924

[prime compass]

"I'm gonna make him pay" bro shut up fam 😭🙏🏼

[grave glen]

Ok we can collab for a lil while

[real hull]

WAIT

We cook laze there

[grave glen]

OH YES

Bro laze is the first victim

[mighty hamlet]

where

[grave glen]

@ember urchin

[real hull]

Hell

[mighty hamlet]

damn

[prime compass]

Bro when's the last time Barcelona pulled a blockbuster move like this

[real hull]

Bro thinks he joined city to earn money

[grave glen]

We all gang up on laze there lol

[mighty hamlet]

Joan Garcia

[craggy iris]

To win the champions league

[real hull]

He did

[prime compass]

Bro nobody knew Joan Garcia before this stop the cap 😭🙏🏼

[real hull]

Mission successfully done

[craggy iris]

He wants to do it again

[prime compass]

Garcia ain't moving like this

[mighty hamlet]

nah

[real hull]

He can win it outside city for second time

It doesn’t have to be city

He already won em the ucl

[prime compass]

Barça was two minutes away from the final btw

If it wasn't for this fuckass Flick 😭🙏🏼

[craggy iris]

I've heard many bad takes here but I didn't expect this level of delusion from you

[prime compass]

I love him but I'll never forgive him for that bro

[real hull]

😭

[real hull]

How is it delusion lmao

U think everyone is inaki or some shit

💀

[grave glen]

As soon as I saw the messi pfp I just knew enough mate

[craggy iris]

City would ask a world record breaking fee for Haaland and he doesn't even wanna leave

[real hull]

Did he personally tell you that

[prime compass]

Inaki : Stay with me lil bro I'll make you win the UCL...

https://tenor.com/view/hostage-gif-19959275

Nobody can change my mind bro that's gotta be what happened

[craggy iris]

Oh yeah a player who is the face of the team and recently signed a 10 year contract would want to leave

[mighty hamlet]

https://x.com/ManagingBarca/status/1620682825291927552?t=61IyduDxXL0tB_Zx9lay7g&s=19

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca)

🚨🎙️| Did Mino Raiola have a good relationship with Barça?

• Rafaela Pimienta [Haaland's agent]: “Yes, I too have! (laughs). I always say that Laporta can't ask me for anything in football, it's not fair, because he knows I'm going to say ‘YES’.”

X · Feb 1, 2023, 7:17 AM

[grave glen]

Gang just let it go regarding nico

[prime compass]

10 year deal at Athletic Club I was actually just on the verge of a stroke 😭🙏🏼

[real hull]

De bruyne was the face of city and didn’t even retire there

[grave glen]

Erm barca ain't getting haaland either

[craggy iris]

Because City didn't offer him a new contract

[prime compass]

No lie there

Ngl

KDB to Barça fam I NEEDED this 😭🙏🏼

Unfortunately

Things dont always happen the way we want them to

[grave glen]

What r u smoking

[mighty hamlet]

reaching 1:1 rule in January it seems like it

hopefully Leao doesn't have his price increased by then

[grave glen]

Hes a scrub anyway

[prime compass]

Bro

https://tenor.com/view/speed-looking-down-disappointed-gif-10039657752664545881

Why are we looking at Leao

😭🙏🏼

Yeah I'm done with this club man

[grave glen]

Leao to barca source inshallah

[real hull]

So u can still leave the club in some ways even if ur the face of it

[prime compass]

I mean they are looking at him

And it ain't like we ain't got the funds

We're rich asf

[craggy iris]

Not if you wanna stay and you have a contract lol

And team doesn't wanna sell

What are we talking about

[grave glen]

Dude city aint selling haaland in a million years

Even trying is a waste of time

[prime compass]

No lie there

[real hull]

Doesn’t mean he would reject us lmao he literally watches our matches every time he has free times

[grave glen]

I never lie

[craggy iris]

😭?

[real hull]

Signing a 10 year contract won’t make u stay in the next 10 years

[grave glen]

Man when are you two done with this boring argument

[prime compass]

I mean it's fair to say that he would be interested but a move is unlikely

Now can we end this?

[prime compass]

No lie there

[prime compass]

Headcanon there

[real hull]

Ur not informed ig

[craggy iris]

I'm done lmao

I won't burst your bubble

[prime compass]

Honorable decision imma follow you home

[grave glen]

@ember urchin

[prime compass]

Real + 4 = Barça

Don't believe me?

[real hull]

Cant even say anything and leaves as always

[craggy iris]

What else do you want me to say

[prime compass]

DONT FALL FOR THE BAIT

😭🙏🏼

[craggy iris]

Tell what you think to any normal person and you will be clowned

[real hull]

??

[grave glen]

Mate cmon

Mikey is close to knocking laze out from top spot

Its mikey we talking about here

[real hull]

Bro thinks he is tough

Lmao

“U will be clowned”👋😭

[craggy iris]

Yes?

And I'm not "tough"

[real hull]

U acted like one lmao

[craggy iris]

I might be then 😤😠

[mighty hamlet]

we got clowned about Kounde Lewa Raphinha and others

yet here we are

they play for us

[grave glen]

Hey cmon 2 vs 1 is not fair

[mighty hamlet]

but it was fair when Athletic and Tebas teamed up vs Barca?

[craggy iris]

Raphinha played in Leeds what a pull 😭

[mighty hamlet]

you can't pull an Osasuna player

[grave glen]

Tebas is chopped

[craggy iris]

He wants to join btw

[mighty hamlet]

hes joining Atleti btw

[craggy iris]

He wanted to join before Atletico sneaked in if it's true so we pulled him

[prime compass]

Wanting to join doesn't force a deal btw

[real hull]

If he actually wanted to join

He wouldn’t have chosen atleti

[craggy iris]

PedriSZN couldn't pull an Athletic player

[mighty hamlet]

Raphinha rejected interest from many ucl + epl clubs offering 3× the wages and offered a higher transfer fee to join us without guarantees to get registered

[prime compass]

😭

Actually

10/10 bait

[craggy iris]

Idc he played for Leeds

[real hull]

Yh u got owned badly

[craggy iris]

I didn't the problem is I'm arguing alone with delusional Barcelona fans

So no matter what I say I will "lose" the argument still

[grave glen]

Lololol

[mighty hamlet]

still is better than any of ur players

[grave glen]

Dont let any of this distract you from what yamal did

[prime compass]

Dont keep arguing bro ive been saying

[craggy iris]

This doesn't add anything to what we are debating rn and I'm aware lmao

[real hull]

That news is dead now lmao

They tried their best

But couldn’t do shit

[grave glen]

That quickly? 3 days ago p3dri was telling me all sorts

That its fakenews etc

[real hull]

Yh

No one talking about it anymore

[real hull]

Most likely

They couldn’t find any evidence

And disappeared

[grave glen]

Thats what pszn said

However

[real hull]

Thats what happened tbf

[grave glen]

Pszn has a problem with being biased

[craggy iris]

Eat your vegetables

[prime compass]

Bro anyways

Look

[grave glen]

If pszn walked in a room where im on the ground dead bleeding out and he sees a guy with a bloody knife near me he'd probably go oh he must've been cutting pomegranates

[prime compass]

I plan to code something for fun and i'm like, if you had to choose 3-5 criterias for the Ballon d'Or so that it would actually be fair for all, what would you pick?

[grave glen]

So I donr expect pszn to look critically at the yamal files

[craggy iris]

If PedriSZN and Mikey think I deserve the Ballondor give it to the next candidate

[prime compass]

Bruh

[real hull]

Insane obsession

Tears

[grave glen]

Hi

[craggy iris]

Haaland isn't joining

[grave glen]

Haaland to barca #FC25

[prime compass]

Would y'all take De Ligt over Bastoni?

[craggy iris]

No

[prime compass]

Anyone here plays/knows FM23?

Or just a football manager gamr

[mighty hamlet]

only way we'd think you deserve the Ballon D'or is if the criterias all connect to saltiness

[craggy iris]

Ass roast

[mighty hamlet]

that's the truth tho

[prime compass]

Ngl

[craggy iris]

Anyways got my daily dopamine of laughing at your takes enough for today

[mighty hamlet]

u might be the most salty fan I've seen in a long time

[craggy iris]

I love it

[grave glen]

Whose more delulu tho

Pszn or mikey

Laze is ofc the undisputed number 1

[real hull]

Stunna typ of kid who would add more fuel to the fire

Lmao

[grave glen]

Was looking at ur pfp and I realised

How can somebody as chopped as kounde be a model

That shit ain't right

[mighty hamlet]

stunna learned a new word

[real hull]

Lmao

[mighty hamlet]

its sad tho that they teach those stuff in kindergarten

[grave glen]

Teach me more

[mighty hamlet]

enough brainrot for u

[real hull]

Ur bed time has passed

Time to gts

[grave glen]

Different timezones

[real hull]

No shit 😱

[mighty hamlet]

its 10pm for u

still past ur bed time

[grave glen]

Its not 10pm for me

[real hull]

Its 11

[mighty hamlet]

gonna be 11 its still 10

[grave glen]

Is that ur age

Wait actually

Dont answer that

Knowing ur dumbass

Getting banned again a second time

[mighty hamlet]

nuh uh

[grave glen]

😭

[mighty hamlet]

that's urs

@grave glen how does it feel being able to see ur age in a 12 hour clock

[real hull]

🙏😭

[grave glen]

Then how do I not know the word chopped

[grave glen]

Man u living in the stone age our clocks are digital

[real hull]

Imma pretend Idk this word so I could make myself sound old ahh

[mighty hamlet]

but u said it

so u do know it

[grave glen]

Lmfao I swear to god i didnt know it before that varca fan told me

I just knew it was something bad

[mighty hamlet]

can we translate this convo to somewhere else

[real hull]

Yhyh u aint fooling nobody lmao

[edgy river]

https://tenor.com/view/rashford-rashford-goal-rashford-liverpool-goal-gif-19986604

[reef ruin]

Why people acting like rashford to Barça is better than luis diaz to Barça

That's like delusional af

Ive seen ppl make the age argument but they're literally born in the same year 😭

Rashford only better cuz he costs no money

[grave glen]

Why are people acting like rashford is good at all

Thats the better question

[lofty tapir]

I think the chance for a career revival is in his hands, up to him whether he takes it or not

[grave glen]

Whats ur point?

[sudden garnet]

Rashford will have a better season than Mbappe. Come back to this in a year

[grave glen]

😂😂😂

[sudden garnet]

I’ll delete my account if he doesn’t

[grave glen]

You dont have to delete ur account cos nobody bats an eye anyway

[sudden garnet]

I won’t have to delete my account bcz Rashford boutta drop a ballondor lvl season

He’s been stuck with shit managers that’s why he couldn’t reach his full potential. Flick boutta change that

[grave glen]

I would laugh but

Its just sad

There's better ways to bait

[sudden garnet]

It’s sad what Rashy, Raphinha and Balde are boutta do to ur boy Trent

[dapper dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-jump-scare-gif-25853524

[near falcon]

Anyone know Real Madrid new left back? Btw I,do

[grave glen]

The same memes over and over again

0 effort

[long cedar]

Hes kinda like Rodrygo but actually a decent player

[hidden sphinx]

Ik.

[fervent osprey]

Why r pple acting endrick is good

[vivid wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/rashford-gif-14370940383549962819

[reef lodge]

yall

if rodrygo lands barca

real madrid dosent have to get ready

barcelona has to get ready

what are they cooking in the transfer mill bro

[vivid wagon]

We don't need him bro 💔

Apart from banter there's absolutely no reason for us to sign rodrygo 💀💀

[foggy cape]

Cook

[tough dragon]

He literally has the same /worse output as luis diaz has a tendency to ghost for months and still u would find PPL who say luis diaz would be a shit signing but would be okay with paying 90 mil for rodrygo

Tik tok edits have ruined PPL's brains

[vivid wagon]

Real

Luis diaz is still a shit signing tho

[foggy cape]

Dodged a ICBM

[upbeat hill]

Should be freekick taker

In barca

https://tenor.com/view/marcus-rashford-sports-soccer-goal-gif-15439902

[reef sedge]

Would rash ford be good as a striker

[flat eagle]

Would you rather

1. I activate Dumfries release clause that’s only 25 million and we have the money cause we tried to pay Luis Diaz for more than 50 million

2. call it a day

[gloomy anvil]

dumfries for substitute?

[flat eagle]

Yes

[mighty hamlet]

I'd rather get a left back

actually

a lcb

trust in Jofre

[flat eagle]

Carreras ?

[mighty hamlet]

what

[flat eagle]

Which Jofre

[mighty hamlet]

Jofre Torrents

[flat eagle]

Ooooh

[mighty hamlet]

academy lb

he impressed flick apparently

sign a lcb this summer

cuz then next season we'd have a lot of other targets to get

next season we'd need a LW and a striker

[flat eagle]

Good idea

[mighty hamlet]

so lets make the cb signing now

[flat eagle]

Warra bout Josh Acheampong ?

[mighty hamlet]

and have him compete with Inigo

[mighty hamlet]

Lukeba/Schlotterbeck

Bastoni too

[flat eagle]

Isn’t he injured

Schlotterbeck

[mighty hamlet]

should be back soon

I'd rather Lukeba tho

[flat eagle]

What’s his value

Approximately

[mighty hamlet]

50-60m

we were ready to offer 60m for a 29yo diaz

[flat eagle]

Yeah cause I’m an idiot

[mighty hamlet]

spending 60m on a 22yo shouldn't be a problem

[flat eagle]

If we do buy Lukeba 60 million I think we need to call it a day

[real hull]

Atleast ur aware of that😭😭

[flat eagle]

I thought everybody knew

[real hull]

We do

[flat eagle]

Flick bullied me everyday cause of my tiny brain

I’m trying to convince him to make Araujo stay

And Ter Stegen also

[mighty hamlet]

😭

[simple light]

Why no Madrid fans

In la Liga channel

[modest canyon]

Rashfordddd to barca we eating good

[shut belfry]

Cause they have experienced a trophyless season so went off to support another club

[simple light]

Back in day real fans were all over here

Which club are they supporting now
Aren't they still biggest club

[shut belfry]

Well it looks like they’re not with their club thru thick and thin

Only the thick

[simple light]

They won 2 trophies

[shut belfry]

Psg probably

[simple light]

cant see them supporting any other club cuz united their 2nd is soon gonna be relegated

Psg?
Cuz Enrique was Madrid player and dembele?

Can't believe they will support psg as mbappe dosent play anymore for it

[shut belfry]

They will support whoever’s doing best because that’s what Madrid fans are

Just a bunch of kids supporting whoever’s on top

[simple light]

I mean being Madrid fan is premium subscription
Winning every season

Doubt they will support psg
Maybe just quiet until they win a trophy

[dapper dagger]

Lucumi.

[shut belfry]

But now that they have experienced a ghost season they’ve vanished

[shut belfry]

Maybe

[simple light]

Yeah they have vanished like they never existed