football-chat

[crude pumice]

I know

[tired torrent]

cam and cm

[rough patio]

cockeres

[crude pumice]

Sweden and Norway have good teams

I wish Italy qualified

[tired torrent]

plays in alahly egypt

[crude pumice]

Bosnia is a waste

[floral remnant]

dude why's algeria in the decent

[acoustic trout]

argentina is so overrated

[jaunty crown]

Italy is more of a waste

[acoustic trout]

thier defense is so ass

[floral remnant]

algeria have good squade ngl

[jaunty crown]

Argentina are defending champions

[crude pumice]

Japan mid???

[jaunty crown]

Alvarez and Messi gonna carry

[rough patio]

entire teams washed

[crude pumice]

Hilarious

[rough patio]

macca

otamendi

enzo

[faint walrus]

???

[acoustic trout]

molina

otamendi uncle

[rough patio]

yes

[crude pumice]

Oh

[tired torrent]

just ait nouri

[crude pumice]

What's be good at

He

[acoustic trout]

no senesi lmao

[floral remnant]

wow

[faint walrus]

they are a bit better than mid

[rough patio]

even their attack is bang average besides alvarez

lautaro is a ghost

[crude pumice]

Mahrez

[tired torrent]

shots out of the box also a skiller

[rough patio]

old

[acoustic trout]

tagliafico macallistar otamendi molina all finished

[jaunty crown]

Serie A top scorer

[tired torrent]

ye mahrez!

[crude pumice]

Ronaldo is 50 and playing

[jaunty crown]

Domestic double this season

[floral remnant]

u forget mahrez and amoura , maza,zidane

[oak basin]

enzo? washed?

[jade bane]

GOAL | 🇸🇬 [3] : 0 🇲🇳

[jaunty crown]

Enzo isn't bad

[rough patio]

hes a ghost in big games stop using these stupid stats for everything dude holy shit

[acoustic trout]

enzo is not washed bro

[oak basin]

not even 20 goals

btw

[tired torrent]

did they got 7 afcons?

[rough patio]

enzos not washed he wasnt good to begin with

[acoustic trout]

who

[rough patio]

lautaro

he got like 18

[oak basin]

must be ragebait

[tired torrent]

no amoura is the goat of algeria bro

[oak basin]

even tho I hate enzo

[tired torrent]

hes so good

[rough patio]

its not i just dont rate him

[oak basin]

combined sure alone ofc no

[oak basin]

lautaro

[acoustic trout]

ok

[floral remnant]

yeah, i think he'll leave wolfsburg

[tired torrent]

ye no one will won 3 afcons in a row

[west void]

No one will win*

[tired torrent]

he is so underrated btw

[oak basin]

dangerous statement

you never know what can happen

[rough patio]

senegal gonna go b2b2b

[rough patio]

gmail titles dont count

[loud hound]

Sup chat

[floral remnant]

winning with luck

[tired torrent]

senegal???? the first afcon was in 2021 and they beat us in penalties!

[oak basin]

if we did we should have alr done it winning the 3rd this year

[steady palm]

luck ?

[pearl dew]

arsenal won an UCL though

[loud hound]

[floral remnant]

yeah,

[tired torrent]

yes espana was so poor morrocan

[floral remnant]

that old

[steady palm]

psg ?

[loud hound]

Like a wise person saif

Said*

[tired torrent]

also portu

[oak basin]

where is saka?

[floral remnant]

2025

[pearl dew]

subbed off

[loud hound]

They did what the men can't do

Win

[west void]

Gtokeres heat map

[steady palm]

bro are we talking about espana ?

[red quest]

Damn Hakimi is already the most decorated African player of all time

[buoyant meadow]

Only 2 weeks away from the world cup and stadiums look like this

[tired torrent]

in arteta ass

[floral remnant]

yeah, the ref was with psg

[pearl dew]

gyokeres stats: 0 goals 0 assists 10 hair swipes

[tired torrent]

i thought the wc 2022

[rough patio]

holy cope

[floral remnant]

wow w stad

[rough patio]

what about sakas double handball

[oak basin]

to which team?

[rough patio]

trossards handball assist

[oak basin]

that hincapie

[loud hound]

Aged very badly

[steady palm]

you didnt see when saka touched the ball with his 2 hands 😭

[blazing yew]

??!

[loud hound]

How'd you feel about the incident about that

[tired torrent]

what is hincapie????

[jaunty crown]

Is this good guys?

[floral remnant]

dude forget their team touched the ball in pen erea

[tired torrent]

ew chelsea manu is better

[steady palm]

its a player dude

[oak basin]

his ass got exposed against burnley

[rough patio]

swap messi with mastantuono

[tired torrent]

ohh i remebered him😂

[rough patio]

and youre good g

[umbral marlin]

'Ew'

[tired torrent]

ew

[oak basin]

that arsenal fans ucl trophy 😹😹

[tired torrent]

ew

[loud hound]

Also their Carabao Cup

[tired torrent]

ew

[oak basin]

and their fa cup as well

[loud hound]

Lol

[oak basin]

hincapie ass exposure=arsenal treble

😹😹

[loud hound]

They be making us laugh so fucking hard

[jaunty crown]

Mastantuono has been shit, 1 goal in 23 La Liga games

[steady palm]

he's so bad

[west void]

But he can sing

he is eminem

[buoyant meadow]

Rose bowl btw

[tired torrent]

omg i can now send images

[oak basin]

how do you feel now that they sacked humpty

[rough patio]

mastantuono is the next di maria ydkb

[buoyant meadow]

Amazing mayte

[buoyant meadow]

Mastantuono from august to september was decent

[buoyant meadow]

Very good actually

[rough patio]

yeah

[tired torrent]

@steady palm

[rough patio]

now he got that dick disease and he cant beat his man anymore

unfortunately

[loud hound]

Was Slot's sacking deserved

[rough patio]

pubalgia

[steady palm]

bro at least we were in the final

[teal talon]

Is grass green

[tired torrent]

[eternal marten]

That's a groin "disease"

[jaunty crown]

Liverpool had the worst title defence since Leicester in 2017

[loud hound]

No it's yellow

[steady palm]

bro you were in semi's and you're talking too much 🤣

[eternal marten]

He's also not a winger but a cam

[buoyant meadow]

Genuinely those nets terrify me

[teal talon]

After spending 400 million aswell

[oak basin]

who is fav for his replace?

[tired torrent]

we reached final 10 bro

[buoyant meadow]

Like why arent they normal

And like this bs

[buoyant meadow]

Iraola def

[loud hound]

Cheap ass material

[steady palm]

we are talking about the last afcon

[oak basin]

hmmm i see

could next year be the greatest pl in a while?

[tired torrent]

we were want to win the afcon we didnt want to reach to the semi final

[oak basin]

with a 4 horses race

[jaunty crown]

I think Maresca and Carrick can flop next season

But we're yet to see

[steady palm]

and you failed🙅

[tired torrent]

also we used to play 5 3 2 bec of the space behind of salah

[tired torrent]

and u failed to win afcon also.

[steady palm]

"we won" and we reach the final

[oak basin]

carrick look in a all or nothing situation

[tired torrent]

u won????

[steady palm]

"we won"

[tired torrent]

the winning in the field

[steady palm]

there was a corruption

[tired torrent]

not after two month

[tired torrent]

ye

[steady palm]

against us

[tired torrent]

africa is so bad

[tired torrent]

huh how

[glossy grove]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[steady palm]

BRO DID YOU SEE THE FINAL ??

[oak basin]

idk why morroccan fans try so hard to feel proud about a email victory

[steady palm]

hey you shut up

[oak basin]

we arent blind

[steady palm]

i know

[oak basin]

we saw the final

[tired torrent]

i saw it when senegal left the fieeld and then came back

[distant vault]

Especially since they had every benefit in the final and still lost

[steady palm]

yall didnt see when all the players went out ?

[steady palm]

they all deserved a yellow card

[oak basin]

losing on home soil with a gifted last min pen and still managing to lose on the end is diabolical

[jaunty crown]

"Trophies are won on the pitch"

"Stay on the pitch then"

Brutal

[steady palm]

then there will be some red cards

[oak basin]

ong😭😭

[dark bridge]

Hello

[frigid viper]

Tbh just give the trophy to Portugal

[vagrant hound]

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[rough patio]

yeah because morocco bought the ref

[dim marsh]

After 22 years of gloom its about to go boom

[jade bane]

KICKOFF | 🇨🇭 v 🇯🇴

[dim marsh]

THIS

TH8S

[steady palm]

huh no

[rough patio]

goals getting disallowed for no reason and that pen was soft asf

[steady palm]

bro its was clearly a pen

[dim marsh]

CAF manipulated the courts for morroco to win the case

[frigid viper]

Im in Senegal side

[rough patio]

i wish we got a pen like that vs bayern

[frigid viper]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-shrug-hands-up-druski-shrug-druski-idk-meme-gif-7093177929627107381

[rough patio]

wouldve been in the semis

[dim marsh]

Archivo Var says otherwise

[oak basin]

we saw and we saw them comeback to the pitch and both teams with the ref agreeing to continue under the eyes of the president of caf and fifa

[sleek robin]

Is gta 6 out

[rough patio]

also the whole team didnt leave

[eternal marten]

No

[rough patio]

mane and mendy stayed on iirc

[steady palm]

but in the rules if a player went out of the field he deserve a yellow card

[misty flare]

https://x.com/i/status/2061070552815866036

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadRahman)

🚨 JUST IN: Barcelona is continuing to push for Bernardo Silva, who has already received their proposal. Atleti’s offer also remains on the table. Silva has to take a final decision. @FabrizioRomano #Transfers 🇵🇹📞

X · May 31, 2026, 1:01 PM

[rough patio]

yes early release in russia

[dim marsh]

https://x.com/i/status/2012997779614843191 @steady palm translate

Archivo VAR (@ArchivoVAR)

⚖️💥 Bochornoso arbitraje en la final de la Copa África entre Senegal y Marruecos.

👉🏻 Hakimi intenta detener el avance de Seck y cae en la pugna con su rival.

❌ 𝗡𝗢 𝗘𝗦 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗧𝗔.

🖥️ El VAR no pudo revisar la acción porque Ndala Ngambo no dejó finalizar la acción.

X · Jan 18, 2026, 9:17 PM

[sleek robin]

How do u know where im from tf

😭

[rough patio]

basically says no foul

[rough patio]

snatched your ip🙏👹

[sleek robin]

[steady palm]

you dont see how he pushed hakimi ?

[rough patio]

im just kidding dont ban me

[teal talon]

Too late twin

[sleek robin]

Ban for offensive pfp

[rough patio]

😳

[teal talon]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-mods-fossilize-this-user-mods-gif-14547219816455503839

[dry matrix]

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[oak basin]

according to the rules using ball boys for put down a keeper and rob the towel isnt allowed either and even a criminal offence of physical abuse in from of the Justice

[crude pumice]

Elneny is a legend

[dim marsh]

Morroco also hosting in 2030 should definitely not happen

after what happend

[crude pumice]

They're hosting in 2030?

[dim marsh]

Yea with Portugal and Spain

[crude pumice]

They won't be able to rig this big of a tournament

[oak basin]

2030 wc is nonsense

[crude pumice]

All eyes will be on them

[oak basin]

in itself

3 continent

[crude pumice]

I'm gonna stay in Bilbao for that

[rough patio]

they need to stop hosting world cups in multiple countries

[crude pumice]

Top 3 Spain cities

[oak basin]

all that for saudi get 2034

[steady palm]

bro morroco have one of the best stadiums itw

[oak basin]

💔💔

[crude pumice]

I know

It's so weird

What happened to one country

Everything is capitalism now

[rough patio]

yeah like what if someone wants to watch multiple games

thats loads of money

[crude pumice]

Created by the poor stolen by the rich

[rough patio]

and ticket prices are through the roof

[dim marsh]

I think the American hosting the world cup is purely to increase viewership in USA

[crude pumice]

Yea

But the USA team won't do shit

They suck

[grand flower]

Also Argentina Uruguay and Paraguay

[dim marsh]

Cause they have many viewership around the world

[rough patio]

they tryna america-ize football bro they already got half time shows and shit

[crude pumice]

Like the UCL final

[oak basin]

they have world class player like...

[crude pumice]

The killers lmao

[rough patio]

i better not see marlon in the world cup final half time shows

[crude pumice]

That was so random

[jaunty crown]

Yes

[crude pumice]

Felt like the superbowl

With David Beckham doing the announcement

[dim marsh]

yo I just realized

I need a spain argentina final
We should teach the argentinos a lesson

[grand flower]

Who is that

[crude pumice]

Spain Vs France will be better

Spain Vs Argentina will be boring

They'll park the bus

[rough patio]

american streamer

i dont watch it

[jaunty crown]

Argentina will have to go through Portugal & England

[grand flower]

Ahh yes
Ishowspeed will be there at wc tho

[jade bane]

Hacken remontada ☠️

[crude pumice]

Spain Vs England rematch would be nice

[dim marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-bron-scared-im-scared-gif-9086856978205918508

[proud geode]

Nah I would prefer Spain vs Portugal to get revenge

[rough patio]

https://tenor.com/view/utter-woke-nonsense-woke-nonsense-woke-sean-dyche-woke-bs-gif-2819365009893060345

[slow quiver]

https://x.com/i/status/2061066329008767071

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

🚨 VICTOR OSIMHEN 🇳🇬 EST EN NÉGOCIATIONS AVEC UN CLUB ET DEVRAIT QUITTER GALATASARAY 🇹🇷 !!!! 👋

C’est la raison pour laquelle il n’est pas encore arrivé au rassemblement du Nigéria 🇳🇬, annonce Eric Chelle son sélectionneur.

X · May 31, 2026, 12:44 PM

[crude pumice]

Dan burn pocketing yamal

[rough patio]

speed makes a bit more sense though because hes built his brand around football

[crude pumice]

He's a marketing genius

And a kid

Good for him

[dim marsh]

This too. They had ONE lucky win against us making them lose in the world cup would be harsher then a friendly tournament

[proud geode]

Imagine us being the ones stopping Ronaldo from winning a World Cup, everyone would forget the micky mouse trophy they won against us

[rough patio]

true

[proud geode]

Yup

[rough patio]

bros not on the team

[crude pumice]

Imagine Clavicular at the world cup

Face analysing players

Telling Ronaldo he's ugly

[rough patio]

fucking hell bro

[grand flower]

Ye I mean like how shit the Portugal squad is
Spain will probably beat them like 5-0

[proud geode]

?

[oak basin]

oh hell NAH

[steady palm]

hey you know that morroco stops ronaldo in wc 2022

[rough patio]

id turn the game off

[crude pumice]

"Ronaldo your zygos aren't symmetrical bro"

eyes too wide apart man

"5/10"

[distant vault]

Not hard

[grand flower]

Lol you would easily win

[proud geode]

Nah I think like 2-0 or 2-1

[proud geode]

Yup

[crude pumice]

Ronaldo is stopping himself more than anyone else is

[rough patio]

not even brait rot anymore thats decay

[crude pumice]

He's a liability

[green sable]

Took this off my fridges new wallpaper

[grand flower]

Lmao nah
Easily 5-0 or more
Y'all will keep clean sheet

[crude pumice]

I know he's autistic but he blames autism for him being an ass which I hate

It gives us a bad rep

[sand wedge]

Obsessed

[grand flower]

Portugal have the worst squad

[dim marsh]

There's a chance of us facing morroco in the semis

[rough patio]

what makes you think that

[grand flower]

Worst than Haiti or even Curacao

[rough patio]

it was close last time

[dim marsh]

How are we obsessed?

[grand flower]

Wait and watch

[rough patio]

spains nt isnt as good as they were in euro 2024

[crude pumice]

He's troll

Trolling

[rough patio]

nico williams is washed

[crude pumice]

So many trolls here

[rough patio]

rodri washed

[crude pumice]

Portugal will reach the semis easily

I put money on it

[rough patio]

yeah ig

[crude pumice]

Easily

[sand wedge]

read his sentence lol

[jaunty crown]

They face Argentina in QF

[trim bronze]

you've heard it here first:

[crude pumice]

They'll beat Argentina unless Ronaldo does something dumb

[ripe chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-i-show-speed-speed-eating-ishowspeed-eating-gif-13383307304947780601

[grand flower]

They have the best squad bro
They will score like 5 goals minimum Every game and keep clean sheet all games and finally win the wc

[charred rock]

Mbappe watching PSG win back 2 back UCL after he left

[crude pumice]

Argentina don't really have a good team tbg

Tbh

[rough patio]

its not coming home bro

[crude pumice]

Their defence is awful

[rough patio]

let it go

[dim marsh]

Nothing obsessive

[grand flower]

They can easily go back to back

[crude pumice]

No way

[trim bronze]

the data does not lie

[crude pumice]

Lol

[crude pumice]

They're not beating France or Spain

[ripe chasm]

fries in the bag

[dim marsh]

just cause it mentions ronaldo its obsessive

[grand flower]

Yes way

[jade bane]

GOAL | 🇸🇬 [4] : 0 🇲🇳

[rough patio]

a bunch of the players that got them over the line last time are either retired or arent as good

[crude pumice]

Put money on it then

[crude pumice]

They're too old

[ripe chasm]

my country just wants a kdb signature and they'll be happy

[crude pumice]

Yamal will probably 1v5 Argentina

They're slow as hell rn

And old

[teal talon]

Madrid fan mind u capital of Spain

[crude pumice]

Are you confident

[grand flower]

Wdym by putting money?

[crude pumice]

Against Mexico

[proud geode]

They were celebrating that micky mouse trophy they won against us like it's a World Cup

[crude pumice]

Mexico seem pretty overrated

[hardy temple]

I think ecuador beats senegal

[crude pumice]

They've been awful in friendlies

[rough patio]

not every madrid fan is spanish broski

[crude pumice]

Will be a classic

Both good teams

[hardy temple]

Ppl sleeping on ecuador man

[ripe chasm]

hell ye i got my country in the opener and qualifying out the group atleast

[crude pumice]

Brazil aren't beating us

[grand flower]

Brazil winning over england funny man

[crude pumice]

No wau

Way

[ripe chasm]

nah they my dark horse this tourney that copa showed me smth

[sand wedge]

you wouldn't be saying that if you won it would you

[hardy temple]

Hot take but their defence is top 5 in the world cup

[crude pumice]

Same

[proud geode]

The average Madrid fan can't speak Spanish 💀

[rough patio]

i wouldnt be surprised if brazil gets grouped

they are that bad

[crude pumice]

Ecuador my dark horse too

[jaunty crown]

Brazil has Igor Thiago

[trim bronze]

france won't even win their group

[teal talon]

If ur a Madrid fan but hate on Spain u don’t make sense I know he didn’t but overall u support the capital of the nation

[jaunty crown]

Marquinhos and Gabriel as CB's

[trim bronze]

where england

[crude pumice]

England are not losing to Brazil and will probably beat Argentina too

[dim marsh]

Brazil has a good squad. Its up to ancelotti to make it work

[rough patio]

thiago only scores behing closed doors

[crude pumice]

We'll struggle against Portugal France and Spain

[crude pumice]

Brentford legend

He's huge

Up the bees

[dim marsh]

Website?

[crude pumice]

BBC sport app

[rough patio]

i bet he scores crazy goals in training games

[jaunty crown]

WC predictor by The Telegraph

[rough patio]

would give ronaldos goal catalog a run for its money

[jaunty crown]

I might remake my predictions though

[crude pumice]

Funny story but I used to live 3 mins from brentforda training ground

[jaunty crown]

I'm waiting for the pre-WC friendlies

[crude pumice]

Used to see toney in his g wagon every morning

On my walks

Signing autographs

[rough patio]

must he nice

[crude pumice]

They have a nice training ground

[crude pumice]

Yeah but I moved home

Aka north london

😤

Grew up in west

[jade bane]

Cinema.

[jaunty crown]

3 goals in 9 minutes

[jade bane]

Swedish football.

[willow briar]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappe-bla-bla-bla-keep-talking-gif-5585421372457230080

[jaunty crown]

Defences nowhere to be seen meanwhile someone's already got a 10

[dim marsh]

Why does it charge me

[jaunty crown]

It does? It was free the last time I tried it

[dim marsh]

Nvm

[jaunty crown]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/fifa-world-cup-2026-predictor-simulator/

[dim marsh]

Yo😭😭😭

[jaunty crown]

Germany going home early

Unfortunately

[delicate oak]

France

[jade bane]

Euro U17:
FT | 🇪🇸 2 : 3 🇭🇷

[jaunty crown]

Croatia beating Spain?

[jade bane]

Dedic hat-trick.

[jaunty crown]

Damn, there's hope for the future for Croatia

[jaunty crown]

Nah

[dim marsh]

what the fuck we are not going to have an easy time in the world cup 💀

[dim marsh]

if everything is to planned

We are MAYBE facing
Austria
Portugal
Belgium
France
Argentina

[jaunty crown]

Hold up let me redo it

[jade bane]

Dedic might join the NK Osijek's main team.

[dim marsh]

How so? They just had one lucky win?

[jade bane]

Or maybe even transfer to Dynamo Zagreb 👀

[proper portal]

Listening to hayya hayya in the car rn

[foggy ferry]

https://x.com/TeaKupps/status/2060938917441061373?s=20

TK (@TeaKupps)

Mbappe watching PSG win their 2nd consecutive UCL and his girl dancing with Bad Bunny on the same night

X · May 31, 2026, 4:18 AM

[jade bane]

Potential penalty check for Switzerland.

[dim marsh]

With a new squad its going to be different

[jade bane]

The referee is checking the VAR.

Dude that's a dive.

Penalty confirmed.

[patent furnace]

[jade bane]

Sofascore is saying there's a goal.

Let's see...

[patent furnace]

Soccer aid final today

[jade bane]

GOAL | 🇨🇭[1] : 0 🇯🇴
28' Breel Embolo

[rough patio]

why do you keep calling it lucky

[rough patio]

is this a bot

[jade bane]

What da hell is da celebration.

[rough patio]

oh shit

[jade bane]

Fatass.

👁️👃👁️

[lunar drum]

Ayyyy why you hating on embolo for

[jade bane]

Who's hating?

[lunar drum]

🧐

[lost gate]

Me.

[jade bane]

I'm not hating Embolo dude.

Someone told me I was a bot for the 63748393th time.

[lost gate]

Fatass as in fat or big ass

[jade bane]

Fat.

As in fat.

[static elk]

saka when it’s time to perform

[torn ice]

Mbappe stand

[jade bane]

IDIOT!

SOMEONE REMOVE THAT!

[torn ice]

Some jokes write themself

[jaunty crown]

🥀

[jade bane]

Dude what the fuck is that.

I'm not an Mbappe stand.

There must be a mistake here.

[lost gate]

Language bot

[torn ice]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-panda-oogway-accidents-there-are-no-accidents-destiny-gif-16270886

[bitter mango]

League 1, this u?

[jade bane]

"League 1" 🐟

[bitter mango]

Ligue 1.

This u?

[torn ice]

Mcdonald league

[lost gate]

Ligue uno

Dos

Tres

[jade bane]

I am not Ligue 1 McDonald's.

[lost gate]

Hala madrid

[lost gate]

Clanker

[steady palm]

GUYS there is the psg's parade

[lunar drum]

Hala DF

[static elk]

Me you and everyone within this chat had the same impact as saka in dat final

[lunar drum]

Ndyoe wheyyyy

2:0 for Switzerland

[jade bane]

GOAL | 🇨🇭[2] : 0 🇯🇴
33' Dan Ndoye

[bitter mango]

Then ig he is preparing for the chaos that will erupt in Paris

[lost gate]

Time for some hottakes

[jade bane]

Can you remove my Mbappe stand role please?

[bitter mango]

I mean I got one that can both be a hot take or not

[jade bane]

Because I hate Mbappe.

[warm token]

get a job

[jade bane]

He sucks ass.

[jade bane]

Lose weight fatty.

[lost gate]

Talk

[static elk]

Dam the Swiss really dunking on Michael Jordan

[bitter mango]

Mbappe is a better player than Rivaldo

[warm token]

I'm 5 kilograms

[warm token]

or 12 bigmacs in your language

[lost gate]

Universally known

[jade bane]

Too fat dude.

Too fat.

[warm token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075816693978366093/1510361305826070740/IMG_1323.gif

[warm token]

hell yes

[bitter mango]

Good

[warm token]

alperen sengun on top

[foggy ferry]

@slow bone

[jade bane]

Notice who's in the World Cup 2026.

[bitter mango]

Me.

[warm token]

https://tenor.com/view/alperen-sengun-jalen-green-alp-alpi-houston-rockets-gif-15629495424861987492

[foggy ferry]

Yo

[lost gate]

Heres one take

[foggy ferry]

Gurt

[bitter mango]

Alr alr lemme hear

[lost gate]

Yamal 24/25 = messi 08/09

[warm token]

[lost gate]

Yamal 25/26 is better than messi 2009 and will surpass messi as the 2nd best player of all time

[torn ice]

Gordon will overshadow yamal at barca

[lost gate]

https://tenor.com/view/viltrumite-omni-man-laughing-charles-barkley-nba-on-tnt-omni-man-gif-11042924214303910998

[jade bane]

Can't wait for the GAY trio dude.

[torn ice]

Alvarez to psg

[jade bane]

PSG don't need strikers.

[bitter mango]

Ehm debatable tbh if we also notice how good 08/09 Barca truly were aswell

[jade bane]

They already have Dembelé and Ramos.

[torn ice]

Isnt ramos leaving ?

[jade bane]

I don't think he's leaving.

[crude sable]

Peak ragebait 😭😭

[jade bane]

Because if he is, PSG needs a new striker.

[lost gate]

How is it ragebait

[torn ice]

Nah but psg should think abiut getting someone who scores unlike barcola

[jade bane]

Incase if Dembelé gets injures.

[bitter mango]

Just a hot take tbh

Both had excellent seasons

[crisp forge]

Yeah cause they are so shit with their current roster 😐

[lost gate]

Stats, goalscoring, clutch - messi 2009
Playmaking, dribbling, creating, big games, carrying - yamal 2025

[crude sable]

So according to you, Kylian Mbappe is a better striker than Cristiano Ronaldo, just because he finished top Scorer of Laliga back to back??

[jade bane]

They already have Kvicha Kvaratskhelia.

[foggy ferry]

Rafa Leao to United

[crisp forge]

I would advise to generally not make comments like this
U bring nothing to the conversation except make people mad

[lost gate]

Whats this correlation

[bitter mango]

What are you on about🙏😭

[torn ice]

Would be insane if
Kvara alvarez doue
Vitinha dembele(cam) neves

[lost gate]

Well we're debating im not making anyone mad

[crude sable]

It is a hot take brother 😭😭

[jade bane]

Dembelé as a CAM?

Could work ngl.

[rough patio]

theyd need to sign a crazy cb

because marquinhos makes mistakes

like costly ones

[torn ice]

His time has come to psg

Inacio might be contender for psg defence ?

[rough patio]

is he good enough

[torn ice]

Good performance at sporting , also starter in portugal XI

[loud hound]

Sup chat

[bitter mango]

Ye but idk if you using it as argument against the other hot take or not, like it was so random. 😭

[crisp plume]

Guys, imagine being told in 2022 that PSG will save football

[torn ice]

I always knew arsenal was going to make it in top football again

Back in 2021

[opal orbit]

Yo wsg

[torn ice]

Always belived in arteta tactics but holy shit he took haramball to next lvl 😭

[opal orbit]

ppl will laugh at you back then...

[urban gorge]

hi

[uneven birch]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2061056830306910639

Barça Femení (@BarcaFem)

🏆🔵🔴 FC Barcelona remain the only club in history to have won both the men’s and women’s UEFA Champions League titles.

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 31, 2026, 12:06 PM

[woven halo]

7 shots Arsenal 24 shots PSG. 0 saves from Safonov😭

[orchid yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-thinking-curious-drunk-gif-16053729103778145450

[trim fable]

hi

[urban gorge]

imagine telling barca fans that their dembulance will win back to back ucls and probably back to back ballon dor

[loud hound]

They have 5 Women's UCLs

?

[pure plank]

Barca is ass

Man United clears

[bitter mango]

Ye, altough I would say Messi probably takes the win tbh, he was able to stand out in a team with many already super talented players viewed as legends.

[woven halo]

There are people out there deadahh saying "B-but Arsenal deserved it" heck nah bruh they struggled vs Leverkusen Atleti and Sporting😭

[opal orbit]

Lyon never won men's ucl?

[trim fable]

how much does ederson cost?

[uneven birch]

We don't care. I always knew he was talented. But it's a shame he couldn't be clutch at Barça.

[torn ice]

They struggle against team who dont attack 💀

[trim fable]

ederson atalanta

[uneven birch]

No

[loud hound]

The best national team in the Americas

[opal orbit]

oh it was marseille who won it mb

[dusty pelican]

Don’t make me laugh

[bitter mango]

Arsenal should feel lucky for being able to play against PSG 😭🙏

[pure delta]

Arsenal deserve sod all.

[opal orbit]

Arsenal scammed a ucl final lolol

[uneven birch]

Screams a round of 32 exit

[woven halo]

Real Madrid or Barca would have put up a better fight than Arsenal imo

[opal orbit]

faced sporting and atletico 😭

[woven halo]

Especially in a final

[trim fable]

guys how much does ederson worth😭🙏

[misty flare]

Idk if we got it to beat them

[trim fable]

it's 50m+?😭🙏

[bitter mango]

Dude even sporting would be a better opponent, Arsenal was legit just swarming every attacker who got the ball in the box and sit there

[loud hound]

Our son

[opal orbit]

WHERE IS USAA

[loud hound]

Our second son

[misty flare]

Show south africa mate

[opal orbit]

:falcon:

[dusty pelican]

It’s the reverse

We better

[loud hound]

You're Mexican?

[dusty pelican]

Duh

[loud hound]

I never saw say that you're Mexican

[warm token]

germany mentioned

[misty flare]

2010

[warm token]

https://tenor.com/view/jynxzi-ronaldo-meme-ronaldo-jynxzi-meme-jynxzi-ronaldo-gif-12663330473407982384

[foggy ferry]

Group exit

[misty flare]

Muller

My surname

[warm token]

your surname is Müller ?

[warm token]

ew

[foggy ferry]

Is your legal name Seven | Paris Fc Muller

[loud hound]

Is your photos filled with club logos

[warm token]

TURKEY MENTION

[loud hound]

Türkiye

[warm token]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-türk-homelander-türk-milliyetçisi-türk-kahraman-yurtsever-gif-15085610499242363624

[misty flare]

No its just muller

[loud hound]

It's called Türkiye

[warm token]

you're right

[crude sable]

The best goal of the season after Arda’s

[jade bane]

Dude wtf.

[warm token]

sorry @türkiye

[jade bane]

Penalty for Switzerland.

[warm token]

lol

remember the arda-szobo beef

[crude sable]

Ah Raito it is u again

[warm token]

yes

hi omar

[crude sable]

I’ll be honest, arda won 😭😭

[unkempt forge]

I'm excited for this

[crude sable]

Hi my gee

[loud hound]

Already happened

[jade bane]

GOAL | 🇨🇭[3] : 0 🇯🇴
45'+10 Granit Xhaka (Penalty)

[crude sable]

It is over 😭😭

[misty flare]

Can't wait

[warm token]

ngl szobo the better player overall as of currently

[crude sable]

Arda has better passes than him

[warm token]

ew but they're winning

[warm token]

yep

[unkempt forge]

i think this'll be the end of the match

[warm token]

arda will improve

[undone ember]

Luis suarez out of world cup

[warm token]

he has more potential than szobo

[crude sable]

Also tomorrow is a friendly match between Turkiye and North Macedonia

[misty flare]

I dont think they will make it far

[crude sable]

He is the next Ozil, or maybe Kross

[jade bane]

HT | 🇨🇭3 : 0 🇯🇴
28' Breel Embolo (Penalty)
33' Dan Ndoye
45'+10 Granit Xhaka (Penalty)

[crude sable]

POV: you are kicking your first penalty on FC26 😭😭

[warm token]

he's the mix of özil modric and kroos

[crude sable]

And has a good connection with Mbappe, everybody sees that, but not the coaches 😭

[sick torrent]

I don’t think I will ever appreciate the hype behind a Champions League final until Roma plays in one of them

[crude sable]

I am really sorry, but maybe we are never going to see that 💔

[warm token]

i think mourinho will ruin rma

[marble ore]

3-1 psg will win

[warm token]

also

how do people get the footballer stand role

[minor locust]

after 22 years of gloom, gabriel sends it to the moon 🥀

[crisp plume]

I’d do the same lol

[crude sable]

His tactics are not good anymore, sk maybe yeah

[misty flare]

Man

[sick torrent]

Doesn’t help that my second favorite team (yes I technically have two favorites) is Tottenham so I really won’t see it

[marble ore]

Should have joined premier league instead of real Madrid

[warm token]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-think-ponder-wondering-hmmm-gif-3379473559512476121

[vagrant hound]

:earth_africa::soccer: It's World Cup season — and its your time! :soccer::earth_africa:

Apply to become a Moderator.
Accepted mods will help manage both their domestic league and their country's World Cup channel in their native language, keeping the community fun and fair.

This is your chance to have a real impact on shaping the server and the experience for football fans worldwide.

:point_right: Apply here

[obtuse quartz]

Nobody has ever won the wc ucl and ballon d’or in the same year

Dembele won’t be the first to do that✌️

[shrewd tide]

Ronaldo is winning ballon d'or so your safe

[warm token]

Türkiye* is topping this group btw

[crude sable]

Luis Suarez - OUT of the WC26

[warm token]

did he even get called up

[crude sable]

Many times dude

[warm token]

to the wc26

[crude sable]

He didn’t I guess

I dunno I don’t watch urugway

[warm token]

same

[opal orbit]

italy????

[obsidian gull]

Hi McDonald’s!!

[minor locust]

Cook

[cedar plover]

they thought they were champions of europe but they will never sing that

[delicate bronze]

Fr

[spiral canyon]

Imagine if they brought the eurovision voting system on the ballon dor

[delicate bronze]

And there is no way this is the best arsenal season for 5 years and they lose 2 cup finals and the ucl final and only won the premier league

[umbral marlin]

You'll never sing that

[distant vault]

"only" won the prem

[delicate bronze]

Xabi Alonso will cook

[umbral marlin]

Fr

[distant vault]

Arsenal haters are far more annoying than arsenal fans

[minor locust]

🥲💔

[jade bane]

2ND HALF KICKOFF | 🇨🇭3 : 0 🇯🇴
28' Breel Embolo (Penalty)
33' Dan Ndoye
45'+10 Granit Xhaka (Penalty)

[umbral marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/désiré-doué-gif-15873959078501375657

[delicate bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/dembélé-phone-call-hang-up-ousmane-dembélé-dembele-gif-5579772172488174212

[cedar plover]

and crybaby

[onyx vale]

https://x.com/i/status/2061084284861939922

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🇺🇾 OFFICIAL: Luis Suárez, OUT of the 2026 World Cup.

X · May 31, 2026, 1:56 PM

[minor locust]

Generational

[umbral marlin]

Not as bad as zidane being left out of the France wc squad

[onyx vale]

Is anyone even surprised

[minor locust]

Unc wasn’t getting a call up ts not shocking news

[onyx vale]

Or joao pedro or estevao

[minor locust]

oh fuck no https://x.com/barcauniversal/status/2060957437037777264?s=61

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal)

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Al Hilal offered the name of Darwin Nuñez to Barcelona during negotiations for Joao Cancelo.

— @mundodeportivo

X · May 31, 2026, 5:31 AM

[onyx vale]

Looool

[minor locust]

Darwin Núñez and Ferran Torres on the same time istg burn this club down

[vague halo]

Ayo what’s with uruguay’s midfield 💀

[minor locust]

if they actually accept such a deal

[pure delta]

He looks like he's about to tell Lucy she's got some 'splainin' to do.

[vague halo]

Only 3 attacks that’s insane😳

[trim fable]

yall want paz to stay at como or back to mardid?

[minor locust]

he should stay at como for his sake

he has no future at madrid

[umbral marlin]

Not as bad as Ronaldinho not being called up to the Brazil squad

[minor locust]

he has a future at como

[delicate bronze]

Hell yeah

[trim fable]

ye

[uneven birch]

Didn't he retire from international football like 2 years ago

[obtuse palm]

Hi

[obtuse palm]

Some of them are wingers

[delicate bronze]

I think Portugal will win the world cup

[jade bane]

GOAL | 🇨🇭 3 : [1] 🇯🇴
52' Odeh Fakhoury 🔥

Very good goal.

[obsidian gull]

Hii

[crisp forge]

Wingers count here as midfielders

[onyx vale]

Lmaooo
https://x.com/i/status/2061078480679469274

HAPPY BARÇA FAN (SAM) (@AdvocateOfBarca)

@FabrizioRomano Oops😭

X · May 31, 2026, 1:32 PM

[trim fable]

i think france will but i want ronaldo to win it tho

[vague halo]

Yeah that’s really interesting

[obsidian gull]

Hii rat

I think you were right

[delicate bronze]

Yeah I think you are Right💔🥀

[crisp forge]

"midfielder" zalazar is one of the best winger on the planet rn

[past thistle]

Is it true, Suarez out of the World Cup?

[modest hedge]

guys do you think mbappe, kane, haaland, yamal, olise, kvara, dembele are all better than raphina

[trim fable]

ye💔

[obsidian gull]

Even if he go he wouldn’t play

[modest hedge]

cuz a barca fan thinks hes better than all of them

[trim fable]

really?

[crisp forge]

Bro suarez was never in the squad why people keep saying this

[obtuse palm]

I want him to loose

[obsidian gull]

Mhm

[crisp forge]

Saudi?

[obsidian gull]

Yeah

[trim fable]

why😭✌️

[past thistle]

Yea I just saw Uruguays squad, no Suarez

[obsidian gull]

They lost 2-1 to a bad Ecuador team

[obtuse palm]

True
He retired from the national team

[trim fable]

damn

[crisp forge]

And that was ecuador team wothout pacho and hincapie and caicedo

[past thistle]

Huh, really

[open crystal]

Lord have mercy on Iraq

[obtuse palm]

He tried to return but bielsa didnt call him

[trim fable]

no unc for wc💔🥀

[obsidian gull]

Saudi played good first half against Ecuador B team but still we’re losing 1-0

[past thistle]

I haven’t been paying attention for World Cup until like this month

[obsidian gull]

And then Ecuador played much better 2nd half sadly

[obtuse palm]

I love messi

[obsidian gull]

Mhm

[crisp forge]

I mean j said it before

[trim fable]

but i love garnacho

[obsidian gull]

They played good first half tho

But still losing

[crisp forge]

Ecuador could reach semis if everything falls right

[obsidian gull]

I hope not

[obtuse palm]

Im a barca fun

[acoustic trout]

uruguay squad out?

[crisp forge]

They are just that good

[crisp forge]

Yup

[jade bane]

Penalty for Jordania.

[trim fable]

ye

[acoustic trout]

no suarez?

[open crystal]

Im hoping for one shock deep run

Like allways

[jade bane]

What the fuck is that referee.

[trim fable]

ofc

[acoustic trout]

w

[crisp forge]

SUAREZ WAS NEVER PART OF THE TEAM BROSKI

Omfg

[jade bane]

He's going to cancel that.

[acoustic trout]

just asking

[jade bane]

VAR check.

[obtuse palm]

Exactly

[open crystal]

We got
2022 morroco
2018 Belgium
2014 costa rica
2010 Ghana

[jade bane]

No penalty.

[acoustic trout]

midfield looks solid

[obsidian gull]

No penalty.

[jade bane]

Game continues.

[obsidian gull]

Game continues.

[open crystal]

What game you watching

[acoustic trout]

No penalty. Games countunes.

[obtuse palm]

Not nandez

[jade bane]

Switzerland vs Jordania

[acoustic trout]

tf

[obsidian gull]

Jordan vs Switzerland

[jade bane]

SON

[obtuse palm]

Do you know who nandez is?

[past thistle]

By the way, USA gonna have an international friendlies today against Senegal

[obsidian gull]

Huh

[crisp forge]

Al qadsiah player

Used to play for cagliari

[obtuse palm]

An aggresive style player

[acoustic trout]

ofc bro

[trim fable]

wc final tickets probably more expensive than my house

[hoary peak]

Let’s see if the us can be trusted or not

[trim fable]

im cry

[acoustic trout]

xoogarte

wow

[obtuse palm]

Im happy he wont go

[past thistle]

USA might make it knockouts, but they’re losing first round

[acoustic trout]

yeah

[past thistle]

I can feel it

[hoary peak]

Funny part about all that is that they’re most likely to make more profit than any World Cup

[acoustic trout]

he is washed

spain winning wc

anyway

[trim fable]

🥀

[crisp forge]

Genuinely as long as uruguay has de arracaesta its not a lost cause

[hoary peak]

Their group is Paraguay Australia and Turkey. I think they’ll loose to Australia and Turkey

[slow quiver]

peak

[unkempt forge]

this duo 💀

[crisp forge]

You know its bad when people are happy for al khelaifi

[crisp forge]

Nobody here hates arsenal more than me but i will not tolerate gabriel slander

Dude is the reason arsenal didnt concede 5

[unkempt forge]

you hate arsenal but not gabriel

weird

[acoustic trout]

hate Rsenal

[crisp forge]

I mean i dislike gabriel

[acoustic trout]

not players

[crisp forge]

But

[unkempt forge]

gabriel deserved to miss that

[crisp forge]

I give credit where credit is due

[unkempt forge]

finally it all came back to him

yeah i agree he was carrying the defense

[trim fable]

unai is still first choice keeper?

[crisp forge]

Pacho and Gabriel are 2 best defenders on planet earth

[unkempt forge]

don't forget the rb duo between mosquera and saka

[crisp forge]

We dont know yet

[acoustic trout]

garcia and raya both had better season

than unai

[minor locust]

Yes

[unkempt forge]

pacho holy shit

[acoustic trout]

but we will go with unai anyway

experience

[obsidian gull]

Yeah

[minor locust]

and me

[trim fable]

i just want to know what yall thinks

[obsidian gull]

Pacho might be equal to Gabriel..

[acoustic trout]

garcia

[crisp forge]

I mean we rly cant criticise de la fuente ig anyone knows what they are doing it's him

[acoustic trout]

anyday

[brittle ether]

rn*

[crisp forge]

Yes

[trim fable]

ye i guess so

[unkempt forge]

what do we think

[minor locust]

Joan should start def but Unai will

[blazing yew]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-who-is-this-meme-gif-3167500179842664519

[acoustic trout]

yeah

no fermin lopez 😢💔

[delicate oak]

🇨🇿 2 - 0 🇽🇰
Hlozek (32')

[acoustic trout]

ok yall

tell ur

fav club and team

[brittle ether]

?

[acoustic trout]

what

[brittle ether]

same thing no?

[obsidian gull]

Are Serbia playing friendlies

[acoustic trout]

world cup team

[brittle ether]

ahh ok

[trim fable]

i still want da answer

[crisp forge]

Uhhhh ig its weird but even if he was on the plane he wouldnt be a starter so its better to have some versatility on the bench rather than 2 players that serve same purpose

[sleek robin]

Discordians shooting their shot

[delicate oak]

France that's all

[trim fable]

how much does ederson worth?

[crisp forge]

Yeah we are

Sadly

[trim fable]

atalanta

[crisp forge]

5-10 mil

[obsidian gull]

Serbia didn’t even make playoffs right

[crisp forge]

Nope

[brittle ether]

Fav club: united/madrid Fav national team: Portugal

[acoustic trout]

lopez had the best season among all midfielders

[minor locust]

not sure i don’t watch fener

[open basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-the-cap-cap-laugh-video-reaction-youtuber-gif-18293251

[minor locust]

good backup to lammens

[obsidian gull]

How I thought they’re team was good enough and their group wasn’t that hard right

[grand flower]

For someone who watches Atalanta matches he's worth £35m

[crisp forge]

This is worst serbian team since our independence

[acoustic trout]

wdym by versatility

[trim fable]

ederson atalanta right?

[blazing yew]

around 34 million

[crisp forge]

Oh 40-50

[trim fable]

ok

[acoustic trout]

lopez offers both

he includes a lot in attack

[wide raft]

from Atalanta he s 45 millions causa his contract expires next year

[crisp forge]

But so do other players

[acoustic trout]

which player

[wide raft]

the real value of ederson is 80 millions

[open basalt]

bounou needs to come back to europe. best gk itw

[obsidian gull]

Ohh

[acoustic trout]

no player offers both

[trim fable]

i hope he's not end up like onana

[acoustic trout]

in spain team

[grand flower]

https://fixvx.com/Casemiro/status/2061062476632850666

Casemiro (@Casemiro)

🟡 Vamos, Brasil !!

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 31, 2026, 12:29 PM

[acoustic trout]

67 player

[crisp forge]

Olmo pino baena

[grand flower]

Omg bro
He does it cuz his son asked for it

[blazing yew]

“there is no problem” why we lying https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/2061092676716441602?s=12

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 Aurélien Tchouaméni: “Fede Valverde and I share a common goal: winning titles for Real Madrid. There is no problem”.

X · May 31, 2026, 2:29 PM

[acoustic trout]

baena una

pino is pw

lw

[crisp forge]

Wont play there

[delicate oak]

you fought each other bruh

[acoustic trout]

?

he is chosen as the backup of yama

[pallid mulch]

i am pretty swear everyone is happy for psg except the mayor of paris

[acoustic trout]

and starting in group stages as yamal injured

olmo won't start

[crisp forge]

Oh fair but after yamal recovers hell be at best subbed in fot olmo

Olmo not startinf?

[lament elm]

I think pino has had a poor season for palace 🙁

[acoustic trout]

yea

[crisp forge]

Who is then?

[lament elm]

He came in to replace eze and failed

[crisp forge]

Baena?

[acoustic trout]

only if nico not fir

[acoustic trout]

fabian ruiz

[lament elm]

Ruiz os not a winger

[crisp forge]

Fabian ruiz as AM?

Since when

[trim fable]

its nico go to zenit?

or wat

[lament elm]

?

Zenit too good for nico williams 😭

[pallid mulch]

what if france wins the wc will they burn entire france

[crisp forge]

Nah france wont win

[lament elm]

Say goodbye to the eiffel tower 😭

[sleek robin]

Nico williams career suicide needs to be studied

[crisp forge]

They called up konate but not mukiele and ive heard enough

[pallid mulch]

ngl how dumb can one be tbh

[lament elm]

Its called "BIG CLUB PRIVILEGE"

[pallid mulch]

nico ruined his career all by himself so its okay