It’s not a Sanrio reject?
#Worst Tamagotchi Battle!
raven carbon
What the sigma
minor thicket
ON defenders have -1000 aura points
raven carbon
ON defenders have -1000 aura points
They’re just Sanrihoes usually
minor thicket
HAHAH
raven carbon
All my shells need glitter sparkles rainbows and unicorns or else it’s mega ugly 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
minor thicket
No bc I actually love the ON and Meets shells
raven carbon
No bc I actually love the ON and Meets shells
They’re cute, I do like simpler shells tho
White Sweets is pretty top tier
eager magnet
The happiness grind is the only thing I dislike about the pix, aside from that is great! There’s plenty to do every day and I like that is not a becomes adult, married immediately tamas ve got dreams of greatness! I have to support steam rep mathematician mimitchi!
nimble quiver
"it has to be said" that you're Wrong? It needs to be stated that you're Incorrect?
what are these wretched pix takes
halcyon thunder
The pix has very rapidly fallen from grace for me. I'm starting to think it's only redeeming is that it was the first in a long time to not have gene mixing.
candid garden
the pix has little content???no????whha?????huh????it has tons of content comparwd to most color devices (without dlc you wouldve had to pay extra for)wtf
minor thicket
It just feels like it for me
static cliff
https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-cry-crying-falling-falling-down-gif-25084888
Now you know how I feel when you talk about the uni!
candid garden
i think that there r color tamas that have more content than the pix but it has alot of completionist stuff is what i was thinking of like friending all the charas or collecting items
nimble quiver
Now you know how I feel when you talk about the uni!
yeah but these pix takes are wrong though
i have been a professional uni hater. im aware of how it works and what it does. I just loathe the uni.
we are not the same
hehehehehehehheeheheh thumbs down emoji ehehheheheheeheheheheheheh
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listen more than fine to loathe the pix. You're Wrong but it's fine
but to say that it's lacking in content? how? it has more default games than most other color-models
I cannot think of a color-device that has gardening, more than 10 default games available throughout the month, a 20+ roster size, downloadable DLC in some form, achievements system (not even my thing but at least it's there), and close-ups + QOL minigames to feel closer with your tama. It's found in pieces with Smart, +C, 4U/+, but the pix just mushes it into one tama
static cliff
I like the Pix but you're still wrong about the uni
static cliff
My sister got a uni for her birthday today, she's having a great time
candid garden
imfine with the uni but im sitllso sad the p's lost(not fr
nimble quiver
i am fr. absolutely FOUL poll yesterday
oak wraith
yeah I like the Uni fine, but eh P's is better and I am annoyed.
nimble quiver
My sister got a uni for her birthday today, she's having a great time
tell her that she's objectively wrong for having fun and having her own personal subjective opinions
static cliff
tell her that she's objectively wrong for having fun and having her own personal...
Oh they're not her opinions lol I force her to share my own beliefs
nimble quiver
cool so you had to force someone to like the uni for them to enjoy having fun with the uni
most normal uni fan moment
static cliff
Shes excited to play the love melo dlc!
nimble quiver
She's "Excited" to "Play the Love Melo DLC"!
i see how this is. i see how things are now and am now made aware of the truth
static cliff
Tamagotchi uni is packed full of fun new features
nimble quiver
-tara badie fighting for her paycheck
static cliff
She likes that her tama does fun somersaults around the screen
nimble quiver
do you mean "he" and you're just speaking in a weird third person now
are you using your sister as a ve- STOP WITH THE TEETH
as a vessel to share your own takes on the uni- STOP
😂
static cliff
oak wraith
SUFFER for your bad takes.
raven carbon
Praise thee 🦷
nimble quiver
what do you MEAN bad takes, tara badie literally said she wanted it to be shut off too
nimble quiver
its fine i dont mind bigsmile. he is ok.
static cliff
https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-sweeping-mess-gif-12208391
This is us sweeping mak out their own forum post
nimble quiver
you cannot do this because otherwise there's no more polls 😌
or i could just say the uni won and then close it :)
static cliff
Whatever
Uni already won the best tama poll
static cliff
I dont lie
nimble quiver
I "don't" lie
static cliff
Coincidentally I'm watching Liar Liar rn
oak wraith
Coincidentally I'm watching Liar Liar rn
hahaha I love that movie.
static cliff
My poor child who I've neglected his entire life has cursed me to not be able to tell a lie for an entire 24 hours
nimble quiver
https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-sweeping-mess-gif-12208391
this was my math teacher in like the 8th grade when they straight up told me to drop out of school
nimble quiver
my grades were so bad in math (i may have dyscalculia) that they were like "who cares. no one will help you. i think it'd be best for us if you dropped out"
static cliff
Very cringe to not be able to teach maths to a 13 year old
Like if they can't teach you maths it's a skill issue
Their issue, not yours
nimble quiver
its fine she was like 70, i think. looked extremely old and withering
raven carbon
Their issue, not yours
75/25 
nimble quiver
Very cringe to not be able to teach maths to a 13 year old
i think i had gotten my 9th or 10th exam where I scored less than 10 points out of 100 and she was just Not Having It. it reminded me of this gif so bad cos she took me out of class just to tell me to drop out
raven carbon
its fine she was like 70, i think. looked extremely old and withering
Inb4 she was actually 45 and a smoker and your young eyes made her a million
static cliff
I think my teacher felt like she was banging her head against a wall trying to teach me equations but it has to click eventually
nimble quiver
Inb4 she was actually 45 and a smoker and your young eyes made her a million
LMAOOOOO well she was all wrinkles and no muscle so I strongly believe she was above 60-70
raven carbon
I think my teacher felt like she was banging her head against a wall trying to t...
Mike and I got in screaming matches over trying to get him to understand fractions and like, mx+b for his GED
nimble quiver
you wouldn't want to sweep me outside of a room now would you 🥺
think of the little rat-me getting yelled at by a geriatric teacher. now that's not very nice is it, and i'm just a little guy 🥺
raven carbon
LMAOOOOO well she was all wrinkles and no muscle so I strongly believe she was a...
Phoenix, AZ 35
nimble quiver
OH WOW WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT POLL
static cliff
What poll
I haven't updated my discord
nimble quiver
What poll
I haven't updated my discord
🥰
"don't yuck people's yum" i scream at people's yums and start sobbing and crying
oak wraith
you accidentally mistyped 'Pix' 😛
nimble quiver
you accidentally mistyped 'Pix' 😛
nimble quiver
Picture won't load
skill issue
i wanted to write "grow up" or get real but i feel like some people will genuinely start to think im actually fighting you
static cliff
I assume it was a pic of this?
raven carbon
I assume it was a pic of this?
nimble quiver
cool thanks embed
nimble quiver
I assume it was a pic of this?
raven carbon
I assume it was a pic of this?
This was so funny
static cliff
Sucks to be a uni hater rn I guess
nimble quiver
IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN it's like friends trying to convince me burger king is good
candid garden
im not a uni hater but i am a ps lover
nimble quiver
just surrounded by Dweebs and Dorks
raven carbon
IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN it's like friends trying to convince me burger king is good
But Burger King (was when I could eat it) good??
raven carbon
Burger King is mid
Would you rather go to MakDonalds
nimble quiver
But Burger King (was when I could eat it) good??
candid garden
though also i feel like idk 5 people have enough money for a ps s-so,..i..i understand why the uni won i guess,.iguess,.......
raven carbon
MakDonalds Smiley Meal: Uni DLC inside
candid garden
smh every tama shpld cost 40000 dollar
static cliff
MakDonalds Smiley Meal: Uni DLC inside
I could give this dlc a miss tbh
nimble quiver
smh every tama shpld cost 40000 dollar
someone agrees with you for a 1K USD device
static cliff
Scott I have no idea what the hotdog fingers mean
raven carbon
though also i feel like idk 5 people have enough money for a ps s-so,..i..i und...
By the number of pictures people post of the Walmart fairy princess-ass looking shells on insta, I think plenty of people have one
nimble quiver
it is ok, i wish i could unread that comment so
candid garden
or any social media
candid garden
someone agrees with you for a 1K USD device
WHAT
imagineshowing this to a victorian era child ithink theyd explode
nimble quiver
imagineshowing this to a victorian era child ithink theyd explode
i am the victorian child
saw that post and was just like "...wow people suck"
egg not worth more than rent
candid garden
if i had 1k to drop on a tama iiwould not be buying a v5ypu could get 10 v5s for that
raven carbon
it is ok, i wish i could unread that comment so
nimble quiver
what
raven carbon
Average girlie who thinks the Ps is the best shell
static cliff
This is so accurate ahshdh
You've just nailed exactly why I hate the Ps (pun intended)
raven carbon
this was in context to a 999.99 USD famitama not a P's
Well… that makes more sense
raven carbon
Moonlight Mouse:
static cliff
Thinking about the £1500 NIB 5.5 that's doomed to sit on ebay forever
Maybe it has a chance
candid garden
the shell for the ps is just like ok to me
raven carbon
I tapped the wrong one 
raven carbon
Moonlight Mouse:
nimble quiver
lmaooo
sorry to anyone trying to just read up on debating the 4 current entries
...........oops
then again this is one of the biggest sweeps so i think its not much of a debate
raven carbon
They should know by now it comes with the territory
static cliff
I dont even remember who we're voting on this time
candid garden
tamaotch is getting destroyed rn rip
static cliff
Ah yeah rip the tamaotch
nimble quiver
tamaotch plus yasashii and keitai
static cliff
They shouldve made it more fun to play
nimble quiver
they haven't learned from the tamaotch i guess
candid garden
i was gonna vote plus but i learned that they made a GLAY shell andthat changed mmy decision
nimble quiver
candid garden
raven carbon
raven carbon
Nah it’s cringe brokies who are cope voting
nimble quiver
paris hilton core
candid garden
kidney or yasashii
nimble quiver
tough choice
raven carbon
Does my kidney light up?
candid garden
exactlyp..........You be the judge.........
nimble quiver
last chance to vote! #1240584021814284330 message
static cliff
I don't think those votes are changing haha
nimble quiver
definitely not lol, but might as well tell people just in case they'd like to discuss the current bracket
thorny gale
Yes no votes for keitai 🔥🔥
nimble quiver
Results! [Round 1, Bracket 9]
*And the WORST tamagotchi is.... *
🔥 TamaOtch! 🔥
- #1: TamaOtch [75%, 18 votes]
- #2: Yasashii [13%, 3 votes]
- #3: Plus [10%, 3 votes]
- #4: Keitai [0 votes 👼 ]
**ROUND 1, BATTLE 10! 
🔥 **
- 4U
- +C
- Mothra
- Smart
- Dream Town
Special battle today with 5 participants! 
VOTE HERE -> #1240584021814284330 message
raven carbon
What the fuck is this
nimble quiver
WHOMST IS VOTING +C
nimble quiver
What the fuck is this
blame the rng not me. i have to stress this, i am just a little guy
this is a tough poll though. i dont own the dream town but it does look nice
shame it's been Reseller'd
raven carbon
blame the rng not me. i have to stress this, i am just a little guy
Don't steal Fye's excuse
raven carbon
shame it's been Reseller'd
I've said it before but I swear I bought the last one right before people suddenly wanted them. A string of 5 or 6 for $40-50 on Mercari in 2 months, I buy mine, and then they all went $100+ after that.
nimble quiver
I've said it before but I swear I bought the last one right before people sudden...
p a i n
candid garden
omg why is dream town losing rip it seems cool (albeit expensive.....)
halcyon thunder
Why vote smart when dreamtown is right there?
mint laurel
Pro smart hater here
same smart sucks
it could have been good but they ruined it with the touch screen
fair basalt
Why vote smart when dreamtown is right there?
Because I like the dream town
mint laurel
the uni is like the smart but better in almost every way
mint laurel
Because I like the dream town
i think i would like dream town
i have like 3 smarts
the smacards are cool but i think having tamaverse tickets is way better
delicate fjord
i like the character roster in the smart but thats about it
mint laurel
the idea is really cool but the execution is terrible
delicate fjord
the idea is really cool but the execution is terrible
what idea?
minor thicket
what do you MEAN bad takes, tara badie literally said she wanted it to be shut o...
Wait really? 😭 where did she say this
meager sapphire
Nooo why is Dreamtown losing/winning 😭
It’s so much better than base Friends
static cliff
Can't polish a turd or whatever the saying is
raven carbon
Can't polish a turd or whatever the saying is
meager sapphire
Oof but the games are so much better…
(Sorry I will be a dreamtown defender till the day I die lol)
minor thicket
Timestamp? I'm writing an essay and I don't have the time to watch the whole thing 😭
nimble quiver
16:29
dull silo
heyyy ive been assigned uni hater whats up mak
i can reinstate the nice things i said about you yesterday
nimble quiver
dull silo
it beating the ps will be the funniest thing to happen here in a long time
nimble quiver
completely a shock twist. i thought the P's was one of the all-time favorites
Unimaginable Horrors
nimble quiver
They were talking about the battery though
Sorry, no! So he had asked if there was a chance that at any point, the device could be (manually/intentionally) turned off. Tara said that she would like to know that information herself
It then turned into her story about how she was hoping to take a break when her Uni ran out of battery, but then had to recharge it. So she was relating to Ra by saying "I want to turn it off to take breaks too" lol
minor thicket
Ohhh, I see
dull silo
have the other color tamas had an actual off function?
nimble quiver
Every single one, yes
dull silo
thats so bizarre then
nimble quiver
The only other one that was on thin ice was the Smart, as it's an obtuse method to turn it off.
(press reset, hold B, then you get a debug screen. Leave it there and it'll shut off)
But apart from that yes, every single other color tama could be turned off.
dull silo
oh thats kinda ass
minor thicket
But the Uni can be turned off now
nimble quiver
Accessibility wise it is Trash but at least it was there. The Uni had these options:
- Pay for a chip to solder into the device
- Let the battery drain
- Realize there's no off button and refund it
candid garden
the ps has:
*more base content than any other tama
*tons of custom comment you can download
nowadays for FREE from the blinky website
*ability to customize your entire house
*jobs and tamapets
and more...idk the only cons i see with it that people mention are the price (totally fine to, wtf 100-150 dollars how did this happen) and that it often has flickered or yellow screens (meh, easy to ignore for me but i can see why it annoys people)
so i guess it lost bc its less accessible, or maybe people prefer uh..some...feature that i dont know about...?
nimble quiver
Everyone can buy it right now. I've seen the Uni go on sale for 1$ at a store where it's "buy one, get the other for 1$"
so I choose to believe that it's because the P's is pricy and nothing else 🥲
dull silo
its 100% accessibility for me honestly. i think id love the ps if i could afford one but i cant justify it when i can pick up several other isos for that much
granted, i still like my uni a lot
candid garden
i hope the prices go down so people can enjoy the device i like 😭 rip
dull silo
me too 😦
this is why i want bandai to bring stuff forward more too, stuff cant succeed if nobody can get it
candid garden
connection v3 gang lessgo
random but i forgot until like yesterday when i asked him that the reason my bf doesnt run his uni is cuz he doesnt like it
that it feels too light on content and is just kinda meh which i can understand definitely
the uni is kinda meh to me too
candid garden
dreamtown and smart fighting for their lives rn 🥹
nimble quiver
dreamtown and smart fighting for their lives rn 🥹
I feel conflicted on my dream town vote tbh
I might not vote on this one...it's hard cos I like all of them conceptually but DT is the only one I do not own.
candid garden
the dream town is super expensive and kind of light in content compared to similar ones TO BE FAIR i do want one eventually though
smart is just kinda 😴 unless u have smacards but i still like it and the others too so its hard
nimble quiver
I really like the smart but yeah for sure. I think my question now is do I count the smart as "device +cards" or "device but no cards"
...I didn't really think of that when making the poll, sorry 😅 It's a bit of a grey area.
For the most part I'd say vote however you'd like, and this can include with modding a device in mind.
Cos if it's just smart alone, I think it'd win my vote
candid garden
YEA ill think abt it more
nimble quiver
Yeah I'm gonna not vote on this one, none of them stand out to me as an obvious "worst" tama so it'd feel unfair to pick any
wooden beacon
Smart seems like an obvious choice here, for me. It's a tamagotchi that has wasteful physical DLC, four unresponsive touch zones, and some pretty boring shells.
nimble quiver
Smart seems like an obvious choice here, for me. It's a tamagotchi that has wast...
Not that I disagree with the rest of your comment, shells are super basic. But what do you mean "Wasteful physical dlc"? Is it the plastic that you find wasteful, or the fact that it takes up space by being digital?
Results! [Round 1, Bracket 10]
*And the WORST tamagotchis are.... *
🔥 Dream Town & Smart! 🔥
- #1 (tied): Dream Town [44%, 14 votes]
- #1 (tied): Smart [44%, 14 votes]
- #2: 4U [6%, 2 votes]
- #3: Mothra [6%, 2 votes]
- #4: +C [0 votes 👼 ]
And now for the Very Painful poll.... 🥁
**ROUND 1, BATTLE 11! 🔥 **
- Tamagotchi Connection V4.5
- Tamagotchi School (Version 1 & 2)
- Angel
- Tamagotchi Connection V5.5 (This includes the Royal Famitama)
I voted school.
- V4.5 is iconic and she is the moment
- V5.5 is fun and adds nice QOL updates to the V5
- Angel is one of the better vintage devices I think! Accessible gameplay and cute characters
manic halo
Hmmm… this one is a head scratcher
wooden beacon
Not that I disagree with the rest of your comment, shells are super basic. But w...
SmaCards.
manic halo
I GUESS school since it’s spendy + requires either Japanese knowledge or relying on a guide, I’m not really a fan of the V5/.5’s play style but it’s still more of a conventional Tama
Not that I dislike UNconventional tamas but they are alienating for the general public
…Which is why I assume they haven’t made one in a while lolololol
nimble quiver
SmaCards.
Yes I figured smart cards, but what about the smart cards?
- The plastic
- The fact that it's not a digital download
wooden beacon
Both.
nimble quiver
…Which is why I assume they haven’t made one in a while lolololol
Yeah this is rough. I can tell that things are a bit unfairly sided towards accessory devices for this battle overall
delicate fjord
tie
dull silo
What happened to Mak??
manic halo
oh shit I didn’t even notice they disappeared 
fair basalt
It looks like they left after a discussion about misconstruing jokes in general chat
from what I can see
eager magnet
They left the server completely? 😮
fair basalt
yeah
delicate fjord
They left the server completely? 😮
they still in the other tamagotchi server
candid garden
wait hes not here anymore D:? i wonder why..hope theyre aight,
dull silo
That wasnt the only thing that happened in the last 24 hours or so 😦 i think they just left because things got soured for them
bronze steeple
That wasnt the only thing that happened in the last 24 hours or so 😦 i think th...
Wait what happened?😥
halcyon thunder
That wasnt the only thing that happened in the last 24 hours or so 😦 i think th...
Ah man I hope they're doing alright.😓
delicate fjord
well i guess for now this is the end of voting
narrow flame
wont lie i voted dream town just to tie it up >:)
delicate fjord
Makorie still talks in the other tamagotchi server
narrow flame
That wasnt the only thing that happened in the last 24 hours or so 😦 i think th...
oh man, hope maks alright
jade flint
They’re fine! I don’t want to speak too much on their behalf but they’re still doing well and active in other tama servers. ^_^
delicate fjord
They’re fine! I don’t want to speak too much on their behalf but they’re still d...
i wouldn't say active
jade flint
i wouldn't say active
I’m in a server that they are very active in ^^