Let's figure out the worst tamagotchi device! 
This is a parody follow-up to the ongoing Ultimate Tama Battles.
CURRENT BATTLE -> #1240584021814284330 message
#Worst Tamagotchi Battle!
nimble quiver
clever igloo
oh my god this is such a good idea
nimble quiver
Please wait for the rules omg
the P1 hate is immediately strong LOL
hollow elk
Ahahah ok sorry x'D
nimble quiver
🔥
RULES!
- Tamagotchis will be initially paired into teams of 4 or 5, until we get near the end of the battle. Pick Wisely
- If you do not own any of the tamagotchis in any bracket, then pick the one you'd LEAST like to own.
- If another entry has a small (5% or less) difference in votes, they also qualify! However, if all tamagotchis tie, they will all be disqualified.
- The latest poll will be linked to the top message.
- Keep it civil. If people making fun of your favorite virtual pets sounds like it'll offend you, then don't play!
- If any actual drama or aggression/hostility comes from this thread, I will cancel the event.
It is okay to vote based on these factors:
- Price (is it too expensive for you to ever buy it)
- Durability (is it known for soft screws, easy to break)
- Aesthetics (is the shell or packaging ugly to you)
- Branding (did it falsely promote something, or did it not fit the branding expectations)
🔥 RESULTS [ARCHIVE]
- Round 1, #1 - Tamagotchi P1
- Round 1, #2 - Pix, Entama
- Round 1, #3 - Oden-kun, V1
- Round 1, #4 - Nanos (not licensed)
- Round 1, #5 - Nanos (licensed)
- Round 1, #6 - Tamagotchi Some
- Round 1, #7 - TamagoChu
- Round 1, #8 - Arukotch
- Round 1, #9 - TamaOtch
- Round 1, #10 - Dream Town, Smart
- Round 1, #11 -
- Round 1, #12 -
- Round 1, #13 -
ember crescent
this is such a good idea LOL
delicate fjord
any of the licensed nanos
ember crescent
makorie is praying on the uni's downfall
delicate fjord
makorie is praying on the uni's downfall
the uni is ugly and too small, and i heard it was too easy, but aside from that, I think its pretty gud
clever igloo
i only run it anymore to play events or check out new dlcs. got bored of it insanely fast
nimble quiver
shhhhh 
not started yet
hollow elk
You started something to very strong!!
delicate fjord
i know its 5 am right now but i have no idea what your saying
remote plume
This is so evil, I love it 
delicate fjord
This is so evil, I love it <:MemeCute:358436766350573570>
its not evil if the people aren't
graceful moon
I will be honest
nimble quiver
Alright, let's begin!
delicate fjord
Alright, let's begin!
oh
remote plume
I love the outfits you can make in Uni for your Tama but yeah I need more to do 
P1 did start it all but man it really is so boring and idk how they turned a profit on the sheer number of shells they pumped out 
nimble quiver
**ROUND 1, BATTLE 1! 
🔥 **
Note: Your votes are publicly visible 😈
VOTE WITH THE POLL ABOVE!
- Tamagotchi iD
- Tamagotchi P1 (aka Gen 1)
- Tamagotchi Friends (not Dream Town)
- Tamagotchi Connection Version 4
hollow elk
P1 of course
delicate fjord
im gonna kill
remote plume
I can barely see the Friends screen when I play it.
graceful moon
delicate fjord
come
I'm waiting
actually can you kidnap me instead, i'm too lazy to kidnap you
graceful moon
nah
graceful moon
I don't need a you
hollow elk
I'm reading all of this thinking at Street Fighter's main soundtrack x'D
delicate fjord
I'm reading all of this thinking at Street Fighter's main soundtrack x'D
we are barely fighting
hollow elk
we are barely fighting
But that soundtrack is so beautiful!!
remote plume
actually can you kidnap me instead, i'm too lazy to kidnap you
You can't even put effort into assassinating us? I'm hurt 🤣
delicate fjord
You can't even put effort into assassinating us? I'm hurt 🤣
why do think I want to assassinate you people?
viral cypress
Oh I love that idea!! but P1? The OG? Mother?
nimble quiver
fair basalt
Oh I love that idea!! but P1? The OG? Mother?
I know right 😭
but not everyone can love it lol
nimble quiver
I would infinitely rather own a Friends, even the european build, than go through a P1 for the 800th time
delicate fjord
Oh I love that idea!! but P1? The OG? Mother?
its just fucking horrible 
viral cypress
But the Friends is there! it’s iconic in its baddery. Plus the shells.
nimble quiver
look if someone gifted me a brand new in package friends, i'd be like "ok weird choice but go off"
but if someone gifted me a brand new P1....
viral cypress
I love my P1. It’s my first tamagotchi, from the original wave.
nimble quiver
It'd stay brand new for a whiiiiiiile.
remote plume
Oh man the shells are hideous. Idk why I bought one. I was desperate for another English release but man it wasn't what I wanted.
nimble quiver
and we've been stuck in P1 dark ages for nearly 7 years
fair basalt
I do keep a few P1s packaged I think. I only like to run 1 or 2 shells I have. But I do it for nostalgia, because every time I pull it out I get filled with joy at the memory of getting one for the first time back in 97
ngl I dislike the rereleases more than any other tama though lol
I've never disliked any so much
remote plume
I think that's the only reason people don't like it. They just keep releasing them. But tbh it wasn't like Connections got good until V3. There's a reason they aren't re-releasing the V1, I started mine up and it's just as boring as what people say the P1 is.
delicate fjord
it too simple
nimble quiver
Ah right to clarify - this P1 entry includes both original AND re-releases. The same will be the case for the P2
fair basalt
that's so hard because one is a big love and one is a big hate xD I picked friends for this one anyway
delicate fjord
Ah right to clarify - this P1 entry includes both original AND re-releases. The ...
next round, you gotta put only the good ones, so its more of a fight
remote plume
that's so hard because one is a big love and one is a big hate xD I picked frien...
Friends you can't even see to play so tbh that one wins out on this particular worst poll.
fair basalt
exactly
remote plume
At least I can see the P1
nimble quiver
next round, you gotta put only the good ones, so its more of a fight
it's all randomized!
fair basalt
although, I can't see Ketais either but I do really love those 😅
graceful moon
it's all randomized!
AHAHAH
Now YOU have fun explaning it's randomized to the people
vagrant sable
I remember being so excited to get a friends when they came out and then being so incredibly disappointed. The screen is SO BAD that I just gave up with it after like a week
nimble quiver
AHAHAH
Now ***YOU*** have fun explaning it's randomized to the people
i look forward to ittttttt 🙃 lol
will just tell people to blame it on scott /j
remote plume
It also doesn't help that over in Japan they had P's which is one of my favorites. So Friends is always gonna be unfavorably compared to that in my brain.
graceful moon
will just tell people to blame it on scott /j
you made a typo, it's /s
nimble quiver
i'll blame the typo on scott
graceful moon
ahahah
nimble quiver
well i made the poll, might as well participate too lol
it's so clearly the P1 for me. It's not even that I hate the vintage era, but long-term, I think I'd rather have a device that at least gives you more character and minigame options even if the friends aesthetic is really not it for me
I don't own a friends but I own P1s, and have never wanted to play them. The re-releases made the entire thing very exhausting, and there's no reason for remakes to be glitchier than the original 😭
delicate fjord
P1 for me because old
nimble quiver
also the audacity to vote for the iD is incredible lol
fair basalt
poor iD 😢
nimble quiver
"here's a color-tama with beautiful pixel art"
"nah gotta go with the left or right egg for sure 🔥 "
nimble quiver
....well i have bad news for you
delicate fjord
why do people in this server use so many reactions
nimble quiver
why not 
errant talon
If anyone puts v4 I’m coming for them
Literally same
remote plume
I mean V1s I can at least understand, but the other Connections seem fun. Just of course the one I got as a kid had to be the boring first one 
errant talon
V4 has school! And jobs!!!!!!!
remote plume
And the V1 has...jump game 
errant talon
V3 doesn’t have school and jobs but it has TON of games
topaz oyster
....well i have bad news for you
remote plume
V4 poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses
nimble quiver
it offered too much whimsy and joy
delicate fjord
i have nothing to say
nimble quiver
yeah troll vote for sure
topaz oyster
Literally same
We ride at dawn lol
nimble quiver
if you must be so Daring then at least explain the reasoning lol
topaz oyster
Really tho
remote plume
Yeah, I at least wanna hear you out.
remote plume
We're not mad, just disappointed 😔
nimble quiver
welp i cant wait to hear absolute garbage takes for the next few weeks lol
errant talon
well this is for funsies
i wonder which tama will win the absolute worst tama title
nimble quiver
no this is very serious and i stake my entire life savings on it
i have a few guesses
the fun thing about this is that if you guys have whack-ass takes, you'll have to justify bringing a vpet up there for the finals
so no troll votes, otherwise you'll have to defend it
nimble quiver
yessssss
topaz oyster
nimble quiver
i know who to block now 😍
errant talon
We can see who votes
perfect for the slander
delicate fjord
i know who to block now 😍
topaz oyster
Of course it’s Mr.Krabs
delicate fjord
Of course it’s Mr.Krabs
what makes it so obvious 
supple plinth
oh i love this idea
nimble quiver
I think the next poll is actually going to cause problems, I can't lie
supple plinth
delicate fjord
I think the next poll is actually going to cause problems, I can't lie
why do gotta say that and leave us on the edge
topaz oyster
what makes it so obvious <:PlanetThink:508885164231753729>
Cheap, miserly, and just has bad takes
nimble quiver
because i wish to be a little Silly Sometimes
fair basalt
topaz oyster
delicate fjord
Cheap, miserly, and just has bad takes
isnt mr krabs a millionaire?
topaz oyster
Exactly. Because he doesn’t pay his employees and is a penny pincher and buys cheap shit. Of course he would hate the v4 he hates spending money on good items.
delicate fjord
Exactly. Because he doesn’t pay his employees and is a penny pincher and buys ch...
there is a reason why he is a millionaire
topaz oyster
The V4 shall be protected. I need to go to bed can’t wait to see how this poll goes lol.
delicate fjord
its obviously gonna be the v1
topaz oyster
I meant to say for future polls
ember crescent
I think the next poll is actually going to cause problems, I can't lie
it's gonna be pix v uni v on v p's
delicate fjord
it's gonna be pix v uni v on v p's
the on is the worst one
nimble quiver
it's gonna be pix v uni v on v p's
None of those show up on the same bracket! for now at least
I must now sleep. Remember to be honest with your votes! Because everyone can see what you voted for
delicate fjord
I must (try) to sleep
cyan gull
As someone with 0 nostalgia and dont own most of these tamas...
Ill pick the p1 since... why even choose that when the v1 exist-
Ill take the bad bg of friends than the "nostalgia" i never had on the p1
static cliff
The p1 roster is like 1000x better than the friends roster
She's the gal who started it all, have some respect
Anyway I never even bothered playing my friends before I sold it cause it was so lame
cyan gull
Can agree, friend roster is just... humanoid?
viral cypress
Can agree, friend roster is just... humanoid?
And they all look the same!
thorny gale
"here's a color-tama with beautiful pixel art"
"nah gotta go with the left or ...
THIS IS TAKING ME OUT LMFAOOOOO
I'm someone who's usually more interested in gameplay over roster so it's gotta be p1 for me
manic halo
I can only function by simple logic
ember crescent
"here's a color-tama with beautiful pixel art"
"nah gotta go with the left or ...
iD is my 2nd fav colour tama
astral heron
graceful valley
Tamagotchi Friends and Ocean/Umino are the worst.
Tamagotchi Friends is disappointing when compared to the P's. Greyscale graphics are the worst. Also the jewelry gimmick is a garbage replacement for items.
Ocean sucks because no matter how well you do it'll off itself and give you the middle finger constantly. Also that god 🤬 Octopus. Who thought it was a good idea to have the game that you need to raise happiness punish you by emptying ALL hearts? It's like a 80% per game to get it sending you into minigame purgatory. I've spent over a half hour trying to fill the happiness just one time.
static cliff
Tamagotchi Friends and Ocean/Umino are the worst.
Tamagotchi Friends is disappo...
But at least the umino has otototchi to make up for it 
graceful valley
But at least the umino has otototchi to make up for it <a:otototchi2:10795311301...
Yeah if you don't mind it offing itself less than 24 hours before it was ment to evolve 😅
static cliff
Happened to me once and it was very sad 🥲
lapis glade
to y'all saying Friends is the worst.. who hurt you?
lapis glade
I am from the OG game boy generation. you merely viewed one terrible screen. I was shaped by them. molded by them.
graceful moon
me too, but I care for my eyes
graceful valley
to y'all saying Friends is the worst.. who hurt you?
To me it showed bandai had no faith in the Tamagotchi brand in the west at that time. It felt like a low effort release that they expected to bomb anyway
lapis glade
To me it showed bandai had no faith in the Tamagotchi brand in the west at that ...
that, I will agree with.
but P1 is still the worst
graceful valley
But P1 started it all. Gotta give the original credit for giving us our obsession
shy sphinx
To me it showed bandai had no faith in the Tamagotchi brand in the west at that ...
💯
The Friends has okay programming, but the hardware kills it for me and takes a 4/10 device down to a 2/10.
I also don't like the characters from the anime era or the big head sprite design, so that's why it's so low already.
still jacinth
v4 only cause the mail system annoys me so much, if it wasn't for the mail it would be one of my favs 😭
gentle orchid
...is it bad that I want a Friends re-release? It looks so cool but WHY tf is it so expensive if people "hate" it so much?
the answer is covid
shy sphinx
...is it bad that I want a Friends re-release? It looks so cool but WHY tf is it...
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305565791864?
They arent
manic halo
I think it’s only the dream town that’s expensive iirc
supple plinth
☆ EXTREMELY RARE HARD TO FIND !! ☆
eager magnet
wait, wasnt it the friends that you guys were talking about that needed bumps or something to work? and unlock stuff?
minor thicket
Yes
eager magnet
that almost made me want to vote for it but p1 should loose lol
nimble quiver
P1 is in the lead I see
fair basalt
takes a moment of silence for her beloved
fierce osprey
P1 is in the lead I see
As is deserved lol
gentle orchid
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305565791864?
They arent
Yeah I live in the US and shipping prices are a pain rn plus I REALLY want the dream town version
nimble quiver
6 hours left to vote! 🔥 
A hint for the next poll: none of them are from the same era!
narrow flame
dang p1 isnt actually that bad.. its just barebones in content! ;(
nimble quiver
Worst doesn't have to mean awful! It just means worst out of the bunch.
eager magnet
i must say, i turned my p2 on on a whim cause i only have this one and an angel for b&w tamas, and im haivng fun!?
like i dont mind that it beeps at me? i have it haging from my neck on a lanyard and its just us 2 🫂
im getting mimichi yall im calling it
grave onyx
Bunny rom
nimble quiver
Results! [Round 1, Bracket 1]
*And the WORST tamagotchi is.... *
🔥 Tamagotchi P1! 🔥
- #1: P1 [64%, 104 votes]
- #2: Friends [31%, 51 votes]
- #3: iD [2%, 4 votes]
- #4: V4 [2%, 3 votes]
If the 2nd place tamagotchi gets 40% or more votes, they will qualify to participate again! However, the Friends only got 31%, so they are out of this battle!
There are now 11 more brackets to go!
delicate fjord
11?
nimble quiver
Yes! There are 12 total teams for this first round. Things will speed up quite a bit by the time we reach round 2.
delicate fjord
im ready for round 2
delicate fjord
I swear if it was like
4u
Ps
V3...
Keitai
4u would be the worst
cyan gull
4u base game vs keitai on it
In terms of base content 4u would be a contender of the worst color tamagotchi
nimble quiver
**ROUND 1, BATTLE 2! 🔥 **
- Connection V6 (Music Star)
- Devilgotchi (Debirutch no Tamagotch)
- Pix
- Entama (Chou Jinsei Enjoi Tamagotchi Plus)
VOTE WITH THE POLL HERE: #1240584021814284330 message
nimble quiver
If someone owns none, or if someone doesn't own a majority of the tamagotchis here, then the rule is:
The "worst" one is the one you would like the least!
cyan gull
Sorry entama, but the language barrier on it would be bad
nimble quiver
Nah the V4 is permanently out!
delicate fjord
Nah the V4 is permanently out!
V4.5?
cyan gull
Also... i doubt v4.5 will ever be in after 1 round
delicate fjord
Swap the entama to a v4... then we start fires
if it was a v4.5 instead of a entama, I would probably go with the devilgotchi
nimble quiver
Also again, a reminder, vote honestly!! Troll votes kind of ruin the point of the whole tournament lol
cyan gull
True
Im mostly voting on gut feeling, japanese plus has a disadvantage for me due to language
delicate fjord
trolls cant do that much damage
supple plinth
im voting wholeheartedly
delicate fjord
im voting wholeheartedly
i would of voted for the devilgotchi if it wasn't for the entama
supple plinth
i generally find the 90’s tamas to be boring 😭
raven carbon
There’s not a chance you will ever get me to vote against the pix
cyan gull
i generally find the 90’s tamas to be boring 😭
Same
The fact devilgotchi annoys the hell out of you at 3am is funny
Entama is just... hard to use when the v4 exist already
supple plinth
i didnt know it did that lmao but makes sense
nimble quiver
I vote Devilgotchi for this one!
Not for the game, but for the unjustifiably high price point and the build quality making it a high-risk device to buy, especially nowadays.
Entama holds up on its own just fine, and I never saw it as a replacement for the V4. Music star is one of my all-time favorites, and same for the PIx.
All of the other 3 options are either more accessible, sturdier, or both. There's barely any cases where I would actively tell someone to buy a Devilgotchi, even if they are a collector, and even if they are willing to go high prices.
cyan gull
Thats fair, i mostly based it on gameplay only
Entama seems to be difficult to understand from what i seen?
nimble quiver
Thats fair, i mostly based it on gameplay only
You do not have to! Factors can include price, shell aesthetics, ease of repair, rarity, longevity of tie-in apps and products, ...etc.
raven carbon
Actually I do kinda vote against v6
nimble quiver
Also come on the Entama has the honeybee and midnight navy blue shell
raven carbon
Because I don’t have one therefore its overrated
nimble quiver
it gud
raven carbon
Also come on the Entama has the honeybee and midnight navy blue shell
Mid
nimble quiver
ok poop hat icon
cyan gull
Devilgotchi is easily one of the most unaccesable tamas
raven carbon
I wear this crown with pride
raven carbon
Devilgotchi is easily one of the most unaccesable tamas
No lol
cyan gull
Just like the idea
raven carbon
Many are way more expensive people just really like the concept
cyan gull
Isint santa also the same price point?
raven carbon
V2 school
cyan gull
Seen it for 170$+ in proxy
graceful moon
cyan gull
V2 school... ok thats equally bad
delicate fjord
stop being wrong
clever igloo
if you think of a devil as like paying out for one hella expensive tama as opposed to 2 marginally expensive tamas.. kinda puts it into perspective. but for what that device actually has to offer its not really worth it
cyan gull
Only reason someone votes v6 is painful buttons
nimble quiver
(Would you be able to remove the pins for the other 2 polls once I do that? It'll make the pinned section less messy, since there's at least 12 more rounds.)
clever igloo
Only reason someone votes v6 is painful buttons
those fucking buttons
cyan gull
its horrid
clever igloo
puts me off running them so much
cyan gull
I have to do one gen at a time
clever igloo
which is such a shame cause i love v6
cyan gull
Or rip my hands
nimble quiver
LANDING POST! 🧡
This is where you can find the link to the latest poll.
#1240584021814284330 message
cyan gull
which is such a shame cause i love v6
Same
clever igloo
the button responsiveness is fine on the games though its so weird. kind of like how the pix is picky with when it wants the buttons to work
cyan gull
Party pix was alright... other than ping pong
clever igloo
oh god dont remind me the horroorrrr
cyan gull
screw pingpong, good game but bad swiping
clever igloo
i got it to work one time for two swipes. NEVER AGAIN
raven carbon
**screw pingpong, good game but bad swiping**
Bite me
Why are you making these opinions today
This is so not cash money of you
cyan gull
Why are you making these opinions today
Blame bad swipping
raven carbon
Blame bad swipping
cyan gull
I either get perfect or ball swings the other side 1st try
I do love pingpong... if it worked
raven carbon
Ping pong is legit one of the best tama games
nimble quiver
pix haters are Wrong, i'm sorry to tell you this
cyan gull
Or want to throw my tama in the wall after 3 failed swing
clever igloo
my eighth try in a row
cyan gull
Pix has alot of contained content
clever igloo
i had tried many different speeds lmao
nimble quiver
the rule for pix is that the control needs to be child-proof. So swipe faster and you'll get it detected
clever igloo
yeahh i was trying that
raven carbon
Or git good
clever igloo
i heard the buttons are better on the green and blue though so
nimble quiver
...does a message notify someone if they've been @'d in it, only via an edit
clever igloo
uhh im not sure just @ again maybe
cyan gull
Im gonna bet the pix becomes more well loved in 3-4 years
raven carbon
i heard the buttons are better on the green and blue though so
Anecdotal
clever igloo
i already do love it i just have that one small gripe with it
delicate fjord
Im gonna bet the pix becomes more well loved in 3-4 years
isnt it already loved
clever igloo
oh man really:-(? i was gonna get one
cyan gull
isnt it already loved
Riight now its semi mixed from what i seen
raven carbon
As someone with a lot of first wave Pixes
cyan gull
Due to buttons, picture feature and battery drain
raven carbon
They’re fine lol
nimble quiver
**LANDING POST!** <:PumpkinDevil:358802320680550411> 🧡
This is where you can f...
@'ing you just in case! Sorry for the bother. 😖
There's at least 10 more rounds upcoming, and the pinned posts will get too long if each poll stays pinned. I don't want to delete the older polls though.
Would you be able to pin this message that I'm replying to instead, and delete the other two poll pins? That way you don't have to ever pin any future polls! I hope that made sense. @graceful moon
cyan gull
I love my 1 month old mimitchi
clever igloo
i need to see you successfully complete ping pong scott 🙏
cyan gull
clever igloo
skool the noobs
raven carbon
i need to see you successfully complete ping pong scott 🙏
Hmm
I could do that when I get home from work
delicate fjord
skool the noobs
skool 
clever igloo
hell yea teach us the ways
raven carbon
Wish i can show my obviously non skill issues buuut online classes
Push on the area where your buttons are REALLY hard
cyan gull
Sometimes theres the 25% chance of hitting the OPPOSITE side
nimble quiver
Also as a heads-up; at some point a round 1 poll will be posted much later than the current poll times, since it's a really inconvenient time on my end! (5-6 AM.)
After that though, upload time should stay the same.
nimble quiver
That will not be for a while! Not to give away too much but gene mix tamas don't show up instantly.
raven carbon
i want to see a battle of the ssomes, meets, on and m!x
That needs pure rng tho
Oh so just like gene mixing
clever igloo
if a gene mixing tama wins the universe will begin healing
nimble quiver
🔨 this is not a ssome poll!
focus on the enemies tamas at hand
nimble quiver
ah man the entama might win purely because people don't want to try non-vintage tamas in another language
so brutal
cyan gull
Yea... also being language heavy
raven carbon
I actually like the entama
cyan gull
Isint entama and uratama language heavy?
raven carbon
But sacrifices have to be made
nimble quiver
voting against a tama due to language barrier is just a Skill issue 💅
sacrifices will have to be made at some point, it is true
there's an extremely funny poll coming up tomorrow. where i cannot tell which one will win
raven carbon
Yeah yeah the friends 
cyan gull
there's an extremely funny poll coming up tomorrow. where i cannot tell which on...
Oh boi
Hmm which funny tama would be there
graceful moon
@'ing you just in case! Sorry for the bother. 😖
There's at least 10 more roun...
Sure !
But I can also pin the latest poll, and unpin the others
nimble quiver
Sure !
But I can also pin the latest poll, and unpin the others
I appreciate it! It's just so that the "landing post" can always redirect to the latest poll ^^ Clicking on a message link in pins works the same way. So it's OK!
For the polls, I plan to move them later in the day, so timezones might not line up. (It's so early now @_@ nearly 6:30 AM)
graceful moon
Okaay
manic halo
Voting Devilgotchi because you have to sell your soul to the Devil to even own one 
manic halo
Wallet Issue more like
I don’t know if there’s any Tama that’s content is genuinely worth $500+ dollars
raven carbon
I mean, the Conan ID is apparently worth $6k
manic halo
I mean I guess if you’re a REALLY big fan of Detective Conan…. I get they only made a few of those but yuck
cyan gull
If you have disposable money to the point your willing to spend over 4k... over a plastic toy
than... an actual car
I dont judge 90% of the time. But if you spent money that legit can buy you a car insted of a single limited toy... im gonna question it
errant talon
Did those new Conan nanos come out yet?
fierce osprey
i want to see a battle of the ssomes, meets, on and m!x
That needs pure rng tho
On 👏
candid garden
why is everyone voting entama??? 😭 ???
cunning rapids
stop being wrong
me 🤝 fye
hating the pix
cunning rapids
why is everyone voting entama??? 😭 ???
cause they don't appreciate greatness
candid garden
fax,...entama is kino its v cheap on proxy and has the hatena tamas
eager magnet
I vote Devilgotchi for this one!
Not for the game, but for the unjustifiably h...
devilgotchi's build quality is bad? 😮
cunning rapids
fax,...entama is kino its v cheap on proxy and has the hatena tamas
fr how can you hate this guy
delicate fjord
I didn't know the pix is so hated lol
nimble quiver
devilgotchi's build quality is bad? 😮
They were discontinued due to build quality issues! Plenty of people had problems with the screws, in particular.
They're rare due to the fact that they were taken off shelves early.
nimble quiver
also WHOMST is out there saying the V6 sucks
have at thee 🤺
candid garden
i voted for devilgotchi not rly bc of the gameplay itself i mean! its proly fun, similar to the angel and stuff...but it just has so much less to it than the rest of these devices, not to mention the fact that its 200+ dollars secondhand. unless you really like the characters and gimmick of them being bad it just isnt really worth it to me since u could just play the app or angel?..idk...
its hard i like all of these
manic halo
also WHOMST is out there saying the V6 sucks
have at thee 🤺
THE BAD BUTTONS DON'T SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEVICE GDI IT'S A GOOD MODEL
nimble quiver
im just gonna assume people are voting for v6 because they don't own one and cannot experience its greatness 💅
worst part abt v6s right now are entirely their prices
clever igloo
its gotta be that v6 is so peak
candid garden
id rather spend 300 on a v6 than a devil 😔
clever igloo
it was my childhood tama but i didnt understand how to play back then lmao. playing it as an adult i loved it so much that i bought a second
clever igloo
id rather spend 300 on a v6 than a devil 😔
as you should
the devil is just gimmicky
nimble quiver
very close round though!
if any devices tie or only have a <5% difference, both will qualify.
clever igloo
cute and fun vintage like the umino but nothing like as good as v6
candid garden
v6 kino i hope i can get one someday
nimble quiver
listen i'm just glad ppl were reasonable and did not vote for the v4 previously
i know there's v4 haters out there but they're WRONG few
candid garden
ENTAMA GANG WE ARE DYING 🔥
nimble quiver
take solace in the fact that it's just because people don't want to take like, 2 courses of duolingo
supple plinth
worst part abt v6s right now are entirely their prices
and buttons
nimble quiver
"ew language not english icky" skill issue
nimble quiver
and buttons
true! but i think the 200+$ barrier of entry is the worst
clever igloo
hopefully a v6 re release is somewhere on our tama horizon
clever igloo
i mean, not too long ago, connection re release was a desperate pipe dream... so who knows
supple plinth
only reason im not that bitter is cause i paid retail price for mine so its not that deep ig
static cliff
I finally bought a 2nd v6, my dreams are coming true 
clever igloo
i have 2 but im 100% up for another. i love them
clever igloo
WHAT SHELLS DO YOU GUYS HAVE
static cliff
was it from pao atsu mist?
YEAH!
clever igloo
i got my 4.5 from her shes so sweet
delicate fjord
you guys are rich 
clever igloo
such good prices
static cliff
Im so excited
I have no spanish tamas (yet)
clever igloo
ITS IN SPANISH TOO thats cool!!
nimble quiver
She's so nice! Same person who traded me their V4.5
Really glad you got a second V6
supple plinth
🥺🥺🥺
nimble quiver
you can be a musical wizard now
clever igloo
She's so nice! Same person who traded me their V4.5
Really glad you got a secon...
ooo was it the red hibiscus?
static cliff
I keep hearing more and more good things about her aww
static cliff
you can be a musical wizard now
Yesssss
nimble quiver
ooo was it the red hibiscus?
it was!! a dream v4.5 shell for me
supple plinth
what did you trade for it? 👀
nimble quiver
a blue P's with a custom blue heart pierce!
clever igloo
ahh so awesome!! i had to pass on that one when she sold me the rainbow swirl which was a dream shell for me too:-D! so happy it went to an awesome owner!
supple plinth
ooo🥺🥺
static cliff
If I didnt already have my 5.5 I'd be grabbing that one too
clever igloo
i love the it much, its my first v4.5 and i already want another so bad
delicate fjord
are people really voting for the v6 just because of the buttons
clever igloo
5.5 is one of the only connections i dont have.. that and v1 and tamago
supple plinth
im currently lying to myself and telling myself i dont want a tamago 😌
static cliff
I dont have a tamago but I don't count it
manic halo
“See it’s official guys!!”
cunning rapids
pretty surprised entama is in the lead for losing
that was one of my first collection tamas, the language barrier is a non issue
fair basalt
Pix all the way, mostly because I'm useless and get frustrated with the buttons 😄
fair basalt
I thought you were cool
you were sorely misled I'm afraid 😦
raven carbon
nimble quiver
i mean i understand getting frustrated but it can be done!! for me i think you just need to not overthink it
the moment i try to do perfect moves on the pix and smart it all crumbles
oof with this vote %...3 tamas might be going to the next round
fair basalt
I think I'm always in a hurry... clicky buttons help my fast pace brain and life routine. But I honestly want to give the pix a retry one day. I bought a few of them 😂
maybe I'll jump in a hatch sometime
cyan gull
I be sad if the pix gets the worst
delicate fjord
I be sad if the pix gets the worst
errant talon
i know there's v4 haters out there but they're ~~WRONG~~ few
they are wrong yes
raven carbon
Weak willed people
delicate fjord
I guess connection fye won something
graceful moon
errant talon
it's not but it has a strong hater base it seems
nimble quiver
Results! [Round 1, Bracket 2]
*And the WORST tamagotchis are.... *
🔥 Tamagotchi Pix & Tamagotchi Entama! 🔥
- #1: Pix [34%, 18 votes]
- #2: Entama [31%, 16 votes]
- #3: Devilgotchi [26%, 14 votes]
- #4: V6 [9%, 5 votes]
If another entry has a small (5% or less) difference in votes, they also qualify! This means that both the Entama and Pix will move on to the next round!
clever igloo
WOW i did not know the pix was THAT hated
nimble quiver
i have a feeling it'll sadly get very far in this
**ROUND 1, BATTLE 3! 🔥 **
- Oden-kun
- Doreaemon & Doramitchi
- Tamagotchi Connection V1
- Genjintch
VOTE WITH THE POLL HERE: #1240584021814284330 message
I am going purely based on aesthetics for mine! The doraemontchi and doramitchi are hideous, and I'd rather get all the other 3 first!
the odenkun hate strong off the bat
ember crescent
wait that's v1 not p1
nimble quiver
P1 is already moving onto the next round. This is for V1!
errant talon
oh, this one is hard cus they all suck 
nimble quiver
manic halo
nimble quiver
LMAO
i think i might put a "we're doomed" rule that if for some reason, all 4 votes get 24-26%, all of them disqualify, because they'd all be "good" enough to get split votes 😈
i highly doubt it'll happen in this tournament but if it does you guys have to be Decisive or Else™️
manic halo
*shakes head* "you all just suck"
static cliff
The genjintch never gets enough love 😭😭😭
errant talon
The genjintch never gets enough love 😭😭😭
my main problem with it is it's 💩 color
static cliff
Monke
cunning rapids
never played the genjintch but at least it's unique
errant talon
yea it is unique for sure
nimble quiver
brown shell tamas are good, yall are just mean
cyan gull
Im sorry, why is doreaemochi the 2nd worse???
Its actually the only few vintages that can be english and has some wacky stuff
mystic valve
i am not at all familiar with doraemon as source material nor do i find it appealing, so that is why i voted it
i am wondering why oden kun is also winning, i think it looks cute from what i have seen other people ran it here
tidal socket
I can’t find any pictures of actual doraemontchi gameplay lol, so I just picked which one I like the least
tidal socket
i am wondering why oden kun is also winning, i think it looks cute from what i h...
I think so too!
candid garden
i voted connection v1 cuz its just so like...boring compared to the rest of these, sure its the first connection but other connections have more/way more features even the v2 does....i like having 1 of each series when it comes to collecting but i just dont have the need for one.. the others i mean i love the doraemontchi the caveman stuff in genjitch is funny and the oden kun has goofy ahh characters and keitai gameplay...
fair basalt
who's played the doraemon ones? I never even gave them a 2nd look, is the gameplay terrible?
I almost wanted to pick Genjintch because it screeches louder than my child but tbf it's quite cute
candid garden
who's played the doraemon ones? I never even gave them a 2nd look, is the gamepl...
i have! the gameplays really fun to me personally, it has alot of content for a vintage tama :]
u can get these gadgets by helping the kids from the show that change the appearance of doraemon/dorami its neat
theres a lot of gadgets u could spend quite a long time on it
fair basalt
oh neat
candid garden
it is p content heavy for a vintage tama to me
fair basalt
that's actually quite interesting, I never knew!
candid garden
yea! i havent played mine for a while but i do know @crisp ermine really likes it
crisp ermine
Hi
raven carbon
who's played the doraemon ones? I never even gave them a 2nd look, is the gamepl...
People are shitting on it but everything I've heard about the Doraemontchis make me want one.
fair basalt
People are shitting on it but everything I've heard about the Doraemontchis make...
I'm trying not to look it up so I don't start wanting one :/
raven carbon
I'm trying not to look it up so I don't start wanting one :/
Idk who explained it to me like this, maybe null.
But the items in the 4th dimension pocket are like if you gave someone debug mode
crisp ermine
Yeah it's like they offer mods
It's probably the most interesting Tama I've used
I'm still missing the
what if phone box
Substitute rope
Dried ghost
fair basalt
whaaaaat
crisp ermine
I can't figure out how to get them
fair basalt
what business does a vintage have being so complex in its programming 😮
crisp ermine
Ok but it's even more complicated
raven carbon
I have literally skipped past so many listings
crisp ermine
Cause the items affect each other
raven carbon
I should've picked one up they look so fucking cool.
crisp ermine
Like you can be old and use the door
And it changes how the door works
It has English translation item 😆
fair basalt
crisp ermine
Idk there's a lot too it
Here's an example using 2 items at once
Tiny and fast
Deka doraemon
But fast
candid garden
its literally so peak UGH i think im gonna run my doramitchi instead of my meets once i get some batteries
crisp ermine
The way he spins around his hilarious when it's sped up
But still giant
Normal speed for comparison
candid garden
LOOK AT HIM GO!!
nimble quiver
i do not care if gameplay-wise it does interesting things. it looks like its constantly screaming
one of the grossest shells
crisp ermine
one of the grossest shells
😂😂😂 that's real
He does look like he's screaming
😂
His face is like that in the anime too tho lol he's just ridiculous 🤣 idk why they made the entire thing his head
His mouth really is that big tho lol
Probably a good reason they haven't designed many tamas like this lol
nimble quiver
yeah i'm so glad they never did this look again LOL
candid garden
the shell is so goofy ahh especially doramitchi's
nimble quiver
@graceful moon hi! Sorry again for the @. Could you maybe remove the poll from the pins, and just keep it to the landing page? We're currently on the third round, so that devilgotchi/v6/etc poll is now closed.
nimble quiver
https://tenor.com/view/art-scarface-supernatural-sad-horror-gif-13781057
yeah Peep The Horrors as a vpet shell. great stuff
graceful moon
Sorry
nimble quiver
nothing to apologize over! timezones are just rough. i wish discord gave a bit more personalized thread permissions 😔
nimble quiver
are you guys, really, in your heart of hearts, going to vote for a connection.
how long do you think that'll last in the battle exactly
we still have the tamaotch
static cliff
I love the other 3 too much
Couldn't care less about the oden kun
errant talon
V1 is winning tho
nimble quiver
V1 is winning tho <:Mimiwha:1147687452019007509>
yeah but i'm asking if people really think the v1 winning this will do much
nimble quiver
yeah i hope so too. i genuinely doubt there's that many connection haters to make it win the battle
delicate fjord
its a tie
delicate fjord
V1 has least amount of content
jade flint
Oden-Kun is the ugliest imo
delicate fjord
why do people hate certain tamagotchis just because of bad buttons, pix lost last round because of the buttons and nothing else (well I guess the battery's are also kind of issue.) And some people voted for the V6 just because of the buttons hardness?
jade flint
why do people hate certain tamagotchis just because of bad buttons, pix lost las...
My guess is bc it affects the play of the tamagotchi. For example if you were playing Mario kart or smash bros and the controller buttons weren’t very responsive or took extra strength to press, it would make the game less fun and harder to play
delicate fjord
My guess is bc it affects the play of the tamagotchi. For example if you were pl...
mario kart and smash bros are high action games that require precise Inputs quickly, tamagotchi is not a high action game
jade flint
mario kart and smash bros are high action games that require precise Inputs quic...
Tell that to Heading 😂
silver coral
yeah Peep The Horrors as a vpet shell. great stuff
And the background with the melted clocks is very persistence of memory. The doraemontchi is an homage to fine art.
fierce osprey
Is there a next poll yet
nimble quiver
Sorry, accidentally let time slip by!
Results! [Round 1, Bracket 3]
*And the WORST tamagotchis are.... *
🔥 Tamagotchi V1 & Oden-kun! 🔥
- #1: V1 [30%, 13 votes]
- #2: Oden-kun [30%, 13 votes]
- #3: Doraemontchi, Doramitchi [23%, 10 votes]
- #4: Genjintch [18%, 8 votes]
...Oh this next one's awkward.
clever igloo
nimble quiver
**ROUND 1, BATTLE 4! 🔥 **
- Tamagotchi Connection V3
- Tamagotchi Nanos (non-licensed)
- TamaWalkie
- CYOI Entama (Chou Jinsei Enjoi Tamagotchi Plus CYOI Change)
VOTE HERE -> #1240584021814284330 message
i can't really be cool with a 1000$-2000$ pedometer so....yeah! easy vote!
nimble quiver
Weird
There's a variety of factors behind why it can be the worst to you. I explained this to Ether but I might have to pin it.
To me, it is okay to vote based on these factors:
- Price (is it too expensive for you to ever buy it)
- Durability (is it known for soft screws, easy to break)
- Aesthetics (is the shell or packaging ugly to you)
- Branding (did it falsely promote something, or did it not fit the branding expectations)
I like the gameplay of all 4. in concept
BUT I can never be OK with 1K for a tama! :)
So if you think a tamagotchi is too expensive but you otherwise like it, then it can qualify for "worst".
For example a lot of people also voted for Pix because to them, the buttons barely work. That's still a part of the device to me, even if obviously they're meant to have working buttons.
cunning rapids
dude this one's brutal I like all of these
nimble quiver
dude this one's brutal I like all of these
yeah there's one round ahead where it's like 
all are good
delicate fjord
yeah there's one round ahead where it's like <:OtokitchiKill:682047751760248847>...
always keeping us on the edge
nimble quiver
But yeah are the rules above unfair? I feel like they're OK...
To be blunt if something feels expensive to me that's important
nimble quiver
always keeping us on the edge
you're welcome 😌
tea why on earth did you pick cyoi.
nimble quiver
....i guess to be fair what is the clear winner here, there is none
static cliff
Tamawalkie is cool, I love my OG nano, the V3 is classic
nimble quiver
it's true the cyoi entama is absolute pain to buy
"tamawalkie is cool" and also 2 months of rent
static cliff
Cyoi entama? Who tf even is that. Its just not cool to me
static cliff
"tamawalkie is cool" and also 2 months of rent
Yeah but if I could have one I would
graceful moon
Yeah
nimble quiver
.....eugh would i take a cyoi entama or a tamawalkie for free...
Anyways fye hope the explanation made sense!
If it seems unfair I can change it up. But this seemed the most fun to me for this battle.
static cliff
Seems fair to me
nimble quiver
No I'd take the cyoi entama.
I forgot that I can't walk for very long 
yay for Unknown Disorders
look idk for pedometers, i can't even say that i'd enjoy the aesthetics and the lack-of-saving. obviously the tama branding is cute but like
nevermind this is hard.
fading sage
I've been voting based on which one I'd like to least own since I don't own a lot of these
delicate fjord
look idk for pedometers, i can't even say that i'd enjoy the aesthetics and the ...
i thought the tamawalkie was a walkie talkie
nimble quiver
problem is that i have collector brain. i obviously know tamawalkies are worth infinitely more than nanos but then if we're going to go "it's unfair to judge on price" i can't vote objectively. like i can't go to a time where i forget the prices for these
nimble quiver
i thought the tamawalkie was a walkie talkie
LMAO no it's a pedometer
silver coral
Whats cyoi entama vs regular entama
delicate fjord
will tamagotchi fans buy anything that has tamagotchi slaped on to it?
nimble quiver
yes
Here's an example of a CYOI entama. Clover-shaped beads and different shells.
cunning rapids
I would love to have a tamawalkie
which is why, I must vote nano as the worst here
cunning rapids
Here's an example of a CYOI entama. Clover-shaped beads and different shells.
cyoi entamas are so pretty
nimble quiver
cyoi entamas are so pretty
they are! huge ISO for me but no chance
silver coral
Id like tamawalkie back
nimble quiver
Yeah I'm sticking to my vote. I'm literally not able to fully use one of my legs, there'd be no use for me to have a pedometer. And it's cursed but if offered enough OG nanos, V3s, and CYOIs I'd take them over 1 tamawalkie.
raven carbon
i can't really be cool with a 1000$-2000$ pedometer so....yeah! easy vote!
Yes but I can’t with Nanos
nimble quiver
even the ones pre-franchise collabs?
static cliff
😦
nimble quiver
TamaWalkie worth more than my life
raven carbon
Not gimped Tama
nimble quiver
and it literally does not save your progress
nano doesnt save progress. not worth a kidney tho
look i'm just saying any tama that regularly goes above 500$ goes into my Hell Box where I refuse to think about them
hence my devilgotchi vote in an earlier round
raven carbon
I’m delusional and believe I’ll find one at a thrift store despite being on the other side of the world of it’s release
nimble quiver
let's go! mental illness
my dumbass having dreams about finding +Cs in canada. so i understand
raven carbon
I have found Japanese items in the thrift store so anything goes but this is a little delusional
delicate fjord
is the tamawalkie even a tamagotchi? it just looks like a pedometer with tamagotchi slaped on it
nimble quiver
canada is the type of country to have thrift stores where bunny romms are placed within a glass display to avoid theft
no chance
silver coral
It has goals
raven carbon
The one find that made me shit bricks was a GameCube component cable for $9.99
silver coral
Youre supposed to walk around america
nimble quiver
is the tamawalkie even a tamagotchi? it just looks like a pedometer with tamagot...
that's basically it
**it's just a uni with walking and no color-screen **
raven carbon
**it's just a uni with walking and no color-screen <:MameStareH:1042213909458858...
Actually uni has walking
So it’s just an uni without a color screen
nimble quiver
cant you literally just leave it on a table
silver coral
Unis walking is half ass tho
raven carbon
cant you literally just leave it on a table
You won’t get as many materials
silver coral
It doesnt record steps just movement
raven carbon
But yes lol o
jade flint
But yeah are the rules above unfair? I feel like they're OK...
To be blunt if so...
I think the rules are fair! I voted for oden-kun just bc I find the character ugly lol
tidal socket
my fault for not reading but i wasnt even considering price i thought it it was just gameplay/aesthetics/build lol this kinda changes a lot
fading sage
I was in the same boat on why I picked my choices, did not consider price at all.
I mostly chose based on the second bullet: "If you do not own any of the tamagotchis in any bracket, then pick the one you'd LEAST like to own."
nimble quiver
my fault for not reading but i wasnt even considering price <:youngdorosad:53059...
These do not have to be the main factors!! If you're rich (very unlike me) you don't have to care about price.
It's just to say that you can add it to your vote. "Worst" is already so subjective, sticking to only gameplay is limiting. Let the hate flow 😈
tidal socket
These do not have to be the main factors!! If you're rich (very unlike me) you d...
yes, thanks for explaining that! I just meant to say I wasn’t considering price before as in I thought it was a scenario where money/availability of the product wasn’t an issue lol if that makes sense
nimble quiver
yes, thanks for explaining that! I just meant to say I wasn’t considering price ...
ah yeah I see! That makes sense ^^
I think if you want to not consider price, that's fair!
ember crescent
should the tama walkie even be considered a tama
like it's as much of a tama as the school spinoffs are tamas
are those in this ranking
supple plinth
canada is the type of country to have thrift stores where bunny romms are placed...
LMAO
im ngl all the options aside from the v3 seem extremely boring to me
im just a connection girlie to the bone
fair basalt
why do people hate certain tamagotchis just because of bad buttons, pix lost las...
User experience is a huge factor in enjoying any piece of technology. There's whole design courses on it! It's so important not to frustrate the consumer with usability so they don't lose interest/patience to fully appreciate your product
delicate fjord
User experience is a huge factor in enjoying any piece of technology. There's wh...
Yeah that does make sense, but I dont think people lost interest in the pix or V6 just because of the buttons. User experience is very important though.
fair basalt
Yeah, how people enjoy each device varies wildly, it's so subjective. We all have preconceived ideas/biases about what we're looking for/ what we enjoy when we buy something
Sometimes I don't even realise how much I'm not enjoying something straight away because I really want to like it
nimble quiver
Yeah that does make sense, but I dont think people lost interest in the pix or V...
People can hate a device just because the shell is not as cute (not even because it's ugly, just "not as cute"). I'm very sure that people can dislike the Pix and V6 simply because they had a bad experience with the buttons.
raven carbon
People can hate devices for whatever reason but if it goes against my opinion then it’s wrong 🫶
delicate fjord
Nanos won (or lost)
nimble quiver
shoot, i keep forgetting to set it up. my bad!
Results! [Round 1, Bracket 4]
*And the WORST tamagotchi is.... *
🔥 Tamagotchi Nano (non licensed)! 🔥
- #1: Nano [61%, 17 votes]
- #2: TamaWalkie [29%, 8 votes]
- #3: CYOI Entama [7%, 2 votes]
- #4: V3 [4%, 1 vote]
manic halo
The one vote for the V3 LMAO
nimble quiver
they were really fighting their fight. i respect it
**ROUND 1, BATTLE 5! 🔥 ** [SPECIAL!]
- Tamagotchi P2
- Tamagotchi 4U+
- Osutchi & Mesutchi
- Tamagotchi Nano (licensed)
- Meets
This one has 5 participants!
VOTE HERE -> #1240584021814284330 message
static cliff
It SUCKS
nimble quiver
fair basalt
The worst thing about the osu mesu for me is the constant calling for attention to get disciplined, even when the meter is full. It's like whyyyy did you suddenly program one like that. It's so inconsistent with prev devices
the mating ritual needs its own David Attenborough coverage though
nimble quiver
nature documentary but with tamas sounds incredible
raven carbon
7 other of you are the realest
nimble quiver
no because pacman nano
oak wraith
the mating ritual needs its own David Attenborough coverage though
the mating ritual is great.
delicate fjord
no because pacman nano
all the nanos suck
nimble quiver
hate the million licensed nanos.
there's at least the benefit of occasionally getting 1-2 franchise tie ins where the nano can intersect with your ongoing hobbies. if you dont like the osu mesu, any pairs of it wont be fun
errant talon
i love the licensed nanos
vagrant sable
People who hate the licensed nanos clearly don’t own the Pac-Man one. The sounds make my brain release the happy
Also baffled by the osu/mesu hate. The mating ritual is hilarious and the physical linking, although sometimes fiddly to execute, is an actual unique feature and led to the connections being created. Have some respect for your elders!! 
static cliff
No ones been respecting the p1/p2, and those guys are actually fun!
graceful moon
yeah,
that it's why it's the worse, as we are here in the pov of the tama community
- they are boring 98% of the time
cyan gull
Probably have some biases on some of the nanos, im curious if the community seens nanos or minis worse
oak wraith
Yeah! Zatchi is cute. P2 also has mimitchi!
graceful valley
Saying the P1/P2 is the worst is blasphemy. 😅
nimble quiver
no, saying 4U+ being the worst is an actual crime
P1 and P2 hate I fully understand
but the 4U+???????
excuse
cyan gull
Who voted the 4u+
silver coral
Resale market on those is pretty rough
Maybe they felt priced out
Which is a legit reason
Also some of the devices with all the dlc requiring phones can seem complicated and I like black and white tamas more than color most of the time.
I picked nanos though because they are just all the fun parts and no challenge
P1/p2 is core gameplay though. All the p1/p2 features are baked into the connection line, with additions but I love the old ones. Theres a charm to not having a complex v pet
delicate fjord
voting for a tamagotchi because you have no money is dum, it matters if its fun or not, nanos are not fun.
mystic valve
i just dislike nfc tamagotchi devices in general, especially for features that were present in the older devices itself such as unlocking locations (compared to id l for example). i personally do not own one (yet?), but i remember when the 4u and 4u+ were releasing and not being impressed, especially when you need very specific devices nowdays
4u+ to me when looking at its features and characters from various guides just seems like a stripped down and more inconvinient id l or p's
as for others in this bracket: i love meets, i do like the licensed nanos that i own. i own none of the others and the one that interests me the least of the options in 4u+
red geyser
I voted Nanos because even though I own several I never play them, and when I DO think "I should play that" I end up ignoring it like one day in bc it's so boring
delicate fjord
nanos lost, as they should of
cunning rapids
I love the nanos so much but they really struggle in contests
nimble quiver
Sleep disorders do be sleep disorders 🙃
I will post the poll tomorrow at a better time, 9 PM is a little late. Sorry about that!
...
Results! [Round 1, Bracket 5]
*And the WORST tamagotchi is.... *
🔥 Tamagotchi Nano (licensed)! 🔥
- #1: Nano [61%, 17 votes]
- #2: TamaWalkie [22%, 7 votes]
- #2: P2 [22%, 7 votes]
- #3: 4U+ [3%, 1 vote]
- #4: Meets [0 votes 👼 ]
thorny gale
Woah i missed the last few rounds but I'm surprised meets didn't get a single vote
fair basalt
4u+ at the time of release was a little underwhelming, but if you throw it in the bucket now among all other releases, it offers its own charm and unique gameplay. Shakes things up a bit when you want something different
nimble quiver
**ROUND 1, BATTLE 6! 🔥 **
- Tamagotchi P's
- Tamagotchi iDL
- Tamagotchi Some
- Mori no Tamagotchi (Morino)
VOTE HERE -> #1240584021814284330 message
raven carbon
Vote for the iDL and get an instant block
nimble quiver
Vote for the iDL and get an instant block
tempting offer
raven carbon
oak wraith
the Some is just a worse Meets/On.
also who the fuck is voting for the Morino? It's a classic.
nimble quiver
....
i did not hate the morino, but it's one of my lesser favorites from the vintage era. I'd be willing to give the some a shot
if were out here talking about button lag in the gene mixing era, for some reason the morino input lag feels rough
oak wraith
all the vintages have a bit of imput lag. It's just old hardware.
nimble quiver
for sure but some are far nicer to work with
mothra has some of the nicest inputs from the era
so going back to morino it feels like Pain
like i think the umino and mothra have amazing inputs
angelgotchi and morino are on thin ice tho lol
iron crystal
Oh this one is a STRUGGLE... I love the Some shells but the lack of Bluetooth is very damning...
I think it wins my vote though 😂
nimble quiver
i feel like some's gonna win this by a landslide lol
fair basalt
all the vintages have a bit of imput lag. It's just old hardware.
I dunno. I loaded up the meets yesterday and holy mother of input lag. I forgot it was that bad
thorny gale
umino, genjintch and mothra never has any lag for me
thorny gale
so going back to morino it feels like Pain
i feel this
the morino lag is just painful after a while lmao
nimble quiver
the morino lag is just painful after a while lmao
yeah exactly that! in comparison the umino and mothra are so smooth to play. (Havent gotten genjintchi yet)
fading sage
This round was hard. I love all of them in different ways! I did vote Morino though. I know the Some is a stripped version of On/Meets, I love the shells of the Some more than the others. I love that the Some is so accessible price-wise compared to On/Meets. And…. I do prefer gene mixing so that beat out the Morino for me, though I still love them!
eager magnet
i thought i was crazy when i was playing the stupid game in angelgotchi and i always got carried by the shooting star cause i pressed jump "too late"
nimble quiver
Results! [Round 1, Bracket 6]
*And the WORST tamagotchi is.... *
🔥 Tamagotchi Some! 🔥
- #1: Some [69%, 20 votes]
- #2: Morino [28%, 8 votes]
- #3: P's [3%, 1 vote]
- #4: iDL [0 votes 👼 ]
We're now past the halfway mark for round 1! 
✨
**ROUND 1, BATTLE 7! 🔥 **
- Tamagotchi ON
- TamagoChu
- Akai (Kētai Kaitsū! Tamagotchi Purasu Akai Shirīzu)
- TamaTown Tama-Go
VOTE HERE -> #1240584021814284330 message
I will now proceed to be the ON hater. I like the other 3!
manic halo
BOOOO GENE MIXING BOOOOO
static cliff
(it's sadly expensive though)
(And kinda boring)
red geyser
I don't hate the Akai's programming, and the red pixels were a daring choice, but I CAN'T SEE IT
jade flint
Tamagochu is the only one I haven’t played, and has the least amount of gameplay IMO from what I’ve seen so unfortunately it’s the least of them all :(((
thorny gale
I really wish they used a dark maroon for the akai screen or something.i ended up swapping one of mine with a keitai screen 😭
Love it otherwise tho
The exclusive charas r great
oak wraith
yeah unfortunately as far as I can tell the tamagochu doesn't have much actual gameplay.
graceful moon
It's you xho don't have actual gameplay
fair basalt
I want an Akai hatch with an added competition where someone has to try to take the best screenshot so we can actually see what's going on
raven carbon
I want an Akai hatch with an added competition where someone has to try to take ...
So I used to keep my desk light a warm red all the time
I would have to leave the room to play mine it was actually impossible to see
fair basalt
Lmfao I thought you were about to tell us some weird contradictory red light hack
static cliff
Swap to blue light to see the screen
raven carbon
Swap to blue light to see the screen <:MimiPray:1129774564122046546>
But then is it an akai
More like an ao
fair basalt
It's highlighting the red not cancelling it out, so it would be an akai ao
Green would cancel it out
I'm just talking out my 🍑 btw, I wouldn't actually know without testing 😂
iron verge
It's been so long since I took Uratama photos that I can't remember what the best way to do it was
Either way, it's far more easier nowadays with smartphones than it was back when the Akai and Uratama were new
supple plinth
how is tamagochu leading when the on is right there
red geyser
Akai actually shows up better in photos than in real life
you can get a really nice pic of the Akai screen and still not be able to see it
heh, I like the On
nimble quiver
Results! [Round 1, Bracket 7]
*And the WORST tamagotchi is.... *
🔥 TamagoChu! 🔥
- #1: TamagoChu [55%, 18 votes]
- #2: Akai [18%, 6 votes]
- #3: ON [15%, 5 votes]
- #4: Tama-Go [12%, 4 votes ]
**ROUND 1, BATTLE 8! 🔥 **
- Arukotch
- V2
- Santaclautchi
- Tamagotchi Uni
VOTE HERE -> #1240584021814284330 message
I cannot even begin to tell you how easily the Uni wins this for me
clever igloo
arukotch simply cause i dont even entirely understand the mechanics but uni is a close close second lmao
nimble quiver
you can read the wiki on it! the basics is that it's a pedometer 
silver coral
Why is it a dating sim
nimble quiver
vote uni :)
clever igloo
oh yea i knew the pedometer dating sim part but not much else... ill look into it but i never walk anywhere so a pedometer pet is pretty much useless to me anyway
but from what i know its a very cute concept
silver coral
I love pedometer pets but umm not arukotch
candid garden
the arukotch is so expensive! 500 dollars on a pedometer pet! same w santa which is like...300...but the unis kinda mid aughh i dunno
nimble quiver
I have leg issues so walking right now is painful. I'd rather literally deal with physical pain than play a uni
nimble quiver
totally fr
candid garden
fr
nimble quiver
if forced to only play the Uni and no other tama I would just sell off my collection and move onto another hobby
candid garden
the arukotch and santa seem really fun but omg theyre so expensive 😭 but i mean they didnt orginally sell at that price thats just the effect of low supply high demand,,,,
nimble quiver
I mean to keep it fair, since I brought it up before; if they're unaffordable to you, too rare now to buy, or have physical defects, then those can be factors for what you vote!
I voted for devilgotchi earlier because A. it's close to reaching a 500$ average B. it has screw defects most of the time and C. it's already pretty rare
candid garden
true! i gotta think abt it,..........
nimble quiver
i just have to remind everyone that the Uni had the option to add more storage on launch. and they simply didn't.
the Uni had the option for a power off button on launch. and they simply didn't.
it had an option for DLC on launch. they chose to prioritize a tiktok star collab over main tamagotchi characters.
cunning rapids
consider, uni cute and fun tho
nimble quiver
to who
cunning rapids
me
clever igloo
i never run it except for events...
it feels corporate to me.. and like they released an unfinished device
nimble quiver
I got bored nearly to tears once playing it. It is such a miserable tama and I spent an AAA game worth of money on it
I would have rather they never released it LMAO
cunning rapids
true the price is terrible, but it was the same with the On
nimble quiver
of course, but the ON has like, a little more to it.
and it can be turned off 
how are you going to make a dress-up tama not have good storage until 1 year later
i dont even own an arukotch but all of the other 3 are completed devices
💀 i need to go do other things but i'll be upset if it gets the least votes
candid garden
consider that pix better 🔥
supple plinth
this is the first im hearing of an arukotch
the more time i spend in this server the more i realise idk anything
manic halo
I can’t vote Uni bc I love my little grandma too much
cunning rapids
the arukotch is so cool, I wish they were more accessible to have
minor thicket
I have leg issues so walking right now is painful. I'd rather literally deal wit...
Damn, you're a REAL hater Mak LMAO
nimble quiver
Damn, you're a REAL hater Mak LMAO
i will 100% stick to it
wouldnt need to be a hater if the Uni wasn't just sparkly ewaste 
nimble quiver
wretched ass device
minor thicket
It can seem pretty ill-considered
Bro how the hell did I manage to mess up this word
nimble quiver
let's play a minigame of "which one do you think they focused their priorities on":
- an off button
- better storage
- a bigger roster with DLC
- more shells
- giving pixel art dogs as an item for Charli D'amelio
minor thicket
LMAOOO NGL THE LAST ONE IS REAL
It was still a weird choice of a Tama Ambassador 😭
She does TIKTOK DANCES, not TOY REVIEWS
supple plinth
maybe they thought it would help them break into the gen z market ?😭
nimble quiver
she literally did not finish her tamaverse profile
imagine paying someone to care for your toy and they cant even do that
supple plinth
i need to know how much that brand deal was wroth
nimble quiver
probably more than what the programmers got
supple plinth
cause as a tama enjoyer you couldnt pay me to advertise the uni
supple plinth
probably more than what the programmers got
as funny as this sounds its so sad cause its most probably true
nimble quiver
oh for sure
they def. spent more on the marketing than making it...good
playable
tolerable.
manic halo
as my first-ever color device all I can say is
supple plinth
where do you find these gifs omg
manic halo
I like that it’s low maintenance and the accessories are fun. My opinion can be swayed if a certain purple someone gets added in
The celebrity shilling doesn’t bother me that much because it sadly feels kind of commonplace for a lot of toys & video games now
doesn’t excuse the Uni’s lack of content but it’s not something that's unheard of, yk
They are a Brand™️ after all
nimble quiver
as my first-ever color device all I can say is
"as my first" yeah this explains it
(this is a joke people can like whatever. this is just not a uni safe space 🫶 )
uni would've been a sick prototype tama. like one where i would go "ooo, aaaa" and watch a video essay on it.
as a real tama it's Foul
Unrelated. Can I just say that the Tamatown TamaGo having the LEAST amount of votes last round is wild
absolutely would not have been the case for a long time
manic halo
I definitely would not recommend it as a first-time tama
I feel like the Uni will get a nice resurgence once it gets a price drop… assuming the Wi-Fi components still work by then 😬
It’s gonna be seriously gimped once Tamaverse goes down
nimble quiver
no ticket shops open, DLC is impossible to find, stickers cost 40$ each, no tamaverse, storage can't be expanded, no arena minigames
yum. i love when the entire tama becomes obsolete in 5 years
manic halo
Very curious to see how “pre-loaded” Unis will sell once they become vintage
nimble quiver
"i'm worried about spending money" "life's too short! as long as you're financially safe" "oh ok, well i'd like a uni"
: ) "nevermind"
nimble quiver
Very curious to see how “pre-loaded” Unis will sell once they become vintage
ah cursed. yeah there's no incentive to get v1.0.0s i think but maybe the most up-to-date unis might be worth something
delicate fjord
Damn, I didn't know the uni was such a piece of shit 😭, hopefully the pix will still be around for a bit longer.
nimble quiver
pix my beloved
oak wraith
ah cursed. yeah there's no incentive to get v1.0.0s i think but maybe the most u...
they've added some very nice QoL in updates.
candid garden
im so sad arukotch is winning 😭 rip girl legend
clever igloo
im so sad arukotch is winning 😭 rip girl legend
its probably due to the fact most of us cant afford us 
sinful plank
I picked Santa.
Expensive, don't like the way it evolves or the sprites and I've always disliked "Christmas themed" things. I know, I know, I clearly don't like fun 🥲
It just feels too gimmicky to me personally. So it's in the least want category.
That said, I am ready to be flamed on both sides, but I enjoy the Uni.
silver coral
Nah I get it. I almost chose Santa too because its like barely a tamagotchi and really an advent game
nimble quiver
I don't like christmas for Reasons but conceptually it's cute. If I could get one for my budget I'd have one by now.
very very salty that Uni is losing but oh well, 2nd place is better than nothing
static cliff
nimble quiver
<a:stickbug:854906946925494283>
your wretched child lives another day
eager magnet
Uni is winning over the Ps too
nimble quiver
WHAT
eager magnet
Yup
Ngl im playing with my pixes rn and even if i hate the fact that at 5 happiness bars the stupid mametchi is crying in a corner, its got so much content .-.
Yes i was disappointed when i got it and couldnt marry my tamas but after playing the uni.. marriage is not such a fun feature...
oak wraith
tbh I found the pix camera kinda frusturating. It's just Not Good at picking up colours.
also found the the friendship mechanic kind of pointless and annoying.
nimble quiver
also found the the friendship mechanic kind of pointless and annoying.
pointless how so?
nimble quiver
https://tenor.com/view/didnt-ask-didnt-ask-dont-care-dont-gif-23967669
uni-type glasses accessory
oak wraith
I mean the frienship mechanic only affects whether you get to say 'no' when they ask to leave, and you have to really grind to get it high enough.
so just kinda a pointless grind.
nimble quiver
so just kinda a pointless grind.
I think it's meant as an incentive to those who enjoy holding onto one tama for a very long time! ex: kekeflipnote having a 300-day-old shykutchi on the uni
eager magnet
The friendship is REALLY grindy
eager magnet
And tamas look all sad when happiness bar is at 6 or lower and tha wouldnt be an issue if it wasnt so hard to fill it up... You can play multilple arcade games and raise it like 2 points... 😩
nimble quiver
Ah shoot, forgot about the poll. Sorry!
Results! [Round 1, Bracket 8]
*And the WORST tamagotchi is.... *
🔥 Arukotch! 🔥 (you all suck)
- #1: Arukotch [61%, 19 votes]
- #2: Uni [29%, 9 beautiful votes]
- #3: Santa [10%, 3 votes]
- #4: V2 [0 votes 👼 ]
**ROUND 1, BATTLE 9! 🔥 **
- TamaOtch
- Yasashii
- Keitai (Kētai Kaitsū! Tamagotchi Purasu)
- Plus (Kaettekita! Tamagotchi Purasu)
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(A small note: Plus here does not mean V1! It means the Japanese Plus line's first device, "Kaettekita! Tamagotchi Purasu".)
nimble quiver
It's easy for me, though I do respect the beepiness and annoying nature of the TamaOtch. But there's basically no reason for me to recommend it to anyone.
Yasashii is expensive and impossible to get, though. It's nearly tied
nimble quiver
My threshold is "would I rather play it over a Uni"
Plus/V1 - yeah for sure
TamaOtch - barely
so tamaotch it is
would I play V1 or Plus on their own? Probably not. I don't tend to do 1-tama run anyways tho
thorny gale
I only run the v1 if it's the glay version
Otherwise it's my leasr fave from the plus line
nimble quiver
i read that version name as something else
like "what version do i not know of"
I don't own the glay expo plus tama! it seems cute but silver shells...agh. they chip and wear so fast
Oh yeah, after this one it's 3 more brackets until we move onto round 2! 
candid garden
omg i didnt know there was a glay v1 ffg i really like their stuff...it is enough to make me vote for tamaotch instead
thorny gale
One of ghe Greatest scores of my life,,,, i used to listen to them in high school
It wasn't really on my priority to-get list bcos it was always so much but i found a boxed one for 2000 yen and snatched it so fast ☠️
minor thicket
And tamas look all sad when happiness bar is at 6 or lower and tha wouldnt be an...
Real. I hate the Pix
It just doesn't feel as good as when I first got my hands on it 😭😭😭
It doesn't have that much content either, just a few items you can buy and download and that's it
So grinding GP is pointless later on
I love the Uni though
We get new stuff often
raven carbon
It doesn't have that much content either, just a few items you can buy and downl...
WHAT
minor thicket
I'm sorry it had to be said
raven carbon
No, I don’t think it did 
minor thicket
It just has a bunch of built-in items and that's it, no way of downloading custom stuff
Which is an important factor for me
That's why I love the P's
The Uni also, because it gets updated and doesn't get that repetitive
raven carbon
I have never downloaded anything but a game to my Ps because the defaults are bad
minor thicket
The Smart even, I like it for its gameplay, but it also has a lot of stuff to get through SmaCards
raven carbon
It’s all the same crap reskinned
minor thicket
I have never downloaded anything but a game to my Ps because the defaults are ba...
You're missing out then
minor thicket
Idk, just my opinion, I used to love the Pix but I got bored of it after a year and it's one of my least favorite versions now 😔
raven carbon
I still haven’t 100%’d mine
minor thicket
It might be weird, but another thing I care about is how the UI looks
And I HATE the Pix's menu
But the Smart looks so modernnnnn 😩😩😩
And the Uni
raven carbon
And the Smart is better?
minor thicket
YES???
raven carbon
No lol
minor thicket
IT FEELS LIKE IT HAS APPS AND IT'S SO NICEEEE
raven carbon
Bro the menus suck
minor thicket
Skill issue/j
raven carbon
IT FEELS LIKE IT HAS APPS AND IT'S SO NICEEEE
Gen Z brainrot moment
minor thicket
Gen Z brainrot moment
Didn't have to call me out like that LMAOO
raven carbon
Call it as I see it lol
minor thicket
It's only brainrot when I start talking in skibidiohiorizzian
I have unusual opinions on Tamas overall so yeah
Pretty controversial XD
I usually love the devices people hate and hate the devices people love
Like a total opposite
raven carbon
I usually love the devices people hate and hate the devices people love
I am a friends defender
I know how it is
Lotta people don’t like the iDL (but like the Ps)
Ok maybe not a lot but it’s misunderstood
minor thicket
How can someone NOT like the iDL?
It's literally soooo fun
Plus it has LOTS of content too
I like that it has different locations with food, it's cute, it makes me feel like the Tama lives in a city and has a normal human life
raven carbon
How can someone NOT like the iDL?
“I don’t get it”
“The characters are weird”
“Everything unlocks too slow”
“I didn’t know what to do”
minor thicket
Nah, their brain processes are too slow //////J
raven carbon
On defenders
minor thicket
Ok that was a bit mean, it's a joke I swear 🥲
raven carbon
Nah, their brain processes are too slow //////J
No no you actually weren’t harsh enough
It’s not a pretty blob with uwu eyes?
Cringe ick eww
minor thicket
LMAOOO