💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[small hawk]

[barren dagger]

That’s not a positive

[granite umbra]

fuck

[bitter heath]

🤝

[sharp vale]

Big L then I was trying to hand you a W

[unkempt plinth]

me and Caddince are obviously best friends, 0 dms and no other interaction

[barren dagger]

You handed me an L

[signal seal]

you can't diagnose a personality disorder, etc. in a single session

[barren dagger]

By saying im good at density!!

[sharp vale]

Several times

[signal seal]

also you're a bit young for a schitzophrenic Yeet

give it a few years 😉

[small hawk]

density?

[sharp vale]

I said narcissism BING

[signal seal]

oh NPD neat

[unkempt plinth]

forbidden game here

[small hawk]

ooo

[barren dagger]

Bot deletes it

[trail citrus]

destiny

[signal seal]

you know my college degree is psychology

[trail citrus]

[barren dagger]

Cheating

[unkempt plinth]

the bot will assassinate you for saying it

[sharp vale]

No one in my family has ever had any mental disorders

[signal seal]

lucky ducky

[small hawk]

i'm having TOK class about"knowledge and tech"

[sharp vale]

Very real

[unkempt plinth]

and mine’s in using the internet

[trail citrus]

what a trendsetter you are

[sharp vale]

There's muscle cars in this show, now I'm interested

[barren dagger]

You’re so quirky and different

[trail citrus]

Oh you're a car guy?

[signal seal]

but also, picture this; bipolar mother yells at young bipolar son saying everyone feels this way, because boomer shit

[sharp vale]

Not really

[barren dagger]

Very

[trail citrus]

Mental illness

Car guys are like astrology girls ong

[barren dagger]

You’re

[sharp vale]

Yeah, and then it develops even further bc classic nature nurture

[barren dagger]

What’s your zodiac sign

[trail citrus]

Guess

(you'll be wrong)

[barren dagger]

Virgo

[sharp vale]

I'm not a car guy per se

[unkempt plinth]

the bees

[barren dagger]

I only know virgo cos that’s mine

[trail citrus]

[signal seal]

mental disorders are 100% nature but yeah, they can be aggravated for sure

[sharp vale]

I know more about cars than most car guys

[trail citrus]

So you are a car guy

[sharp vale]

And knowing more about cars than most car guys let's you truly know how cringe car guys are

[signal seal]

what's the current revision on a MK5 VW GTI diverter valve

mr car dude

[barren dagger]

[sharp vale]

Idk I only know American

[signal seal]

yeah i only know one car

[barren dagger]

Smh

[unkempt plinth]

people born under the bees:
were born
may breathe
maybe be human

[sharp vale]

I don't touch German unless it's older mercs

I can tell you everything about most American or some imports

[signal seal]

E30 M3 though

[sharp vale]

Bing

Would you consider yourself a car guy?

[signal seal]

yuh

[latent juniper]

[signal seal]

i was and now i'm not

[sharp vale]

Bad timing

[barren dagger]

Touch some women (in a sfw way with consent ofc, don’t ban me)

[signal seal]

i love driving and a nice car, but i don't ever want to turn another wrench on one

[unkempt plinth]

even DID and PTSD?

[maiden linden]

@signal seal review the Pontiac aztek

[sharp vale]

Would you consider me a car guy knowing how car guys actually are?

[signal seal]

i fucked up way more shit than i should have, intercooler pipes are a bitch

[signal seal]

S-Tier

[sharp vale]

LOL INTERCOOLER

[maiden linden]

Ok

[sharp vale]

L BOZO DID YOU GRENADE A TURBO

[signal seal]

yeah idk if i have a picture anymore

[sharp vale]

or supercharger

Harder to yeet a supercharger than a turbo tho

[signal seal]

no the MK5 gti had a very slim stock intercooler behind the radiator and heat sink was an issue, so I upgraded to a thicc boy underneath the radiator

[sharp vale]

Ez w

[barren dagger]

Confusing chat

[wind axle]

🤨

You are bitches

[sharp vale]

Get a car frost

And then maybe you can actually pick the bitches up

[barren dagger]

I’ll pick you up

[sharp vale]

Okay where we goin

[trail citrus]

I have a car but no bitches, explain

[sharp vale]

What kinda car again

[trail citrus]

Ford Fusion

[sharp vale]

Not muscle no bitches

[small hawk]

why?

[barren dagger]

Maccys

[sharp vale]

Deal

[trail citrus]

can i come

[signal seal]

intercooler on my old car

[sharp vale]

No, bc ur being mean to me

[unkempt plinth]

maccas?

[small hawk]

i even can't get a driver license XD

[barren dagger]

No third wheel

[sharp vale]

THE SAME MODEL YEAR OF GTI IS IN THIS SHOW IM WATCHING

BUT IT'S PAINTED MYSTICHROME

[signal seal]

they had a better wheel base than the MK7 but everything else is worse

also i'll never drive another 2 door fucking pain

[wind axle]

In this economy?

Hell no I'm sticking to top tier public transport

[sharp vale]

Muscle + big interior? All the bitches

[barren dagger]

🤝

[sharp vale]

Too real

[wind axle]

Singapore public transport

[trail citrus]

I'm pretty sure regardless of my car I will get 0 bitches due to my lack of attractiveness overall

[sharp vale]

Nah that's not your problem

[wind axle]

Get men.

[sharp vale]

Idk if you've noticed but ugly dudes get really pretty girls nowadays, it's just a social dynamic

[signal seal]

women don't care. been told they don't care about bald, receding hairlines, short, etc.

[sharp vale]

What you really need is charisma

Girls also don't care about your car

[signal seal]

lots of girls told me they don't even notice receding hairlines

[small hawk]

good idea XD

[signal seal]

(mine isn't receding)

[sharp vale]

Especially pretty girls, pretty girls especially don't give a fuck about your car

[barren dagger]

Lmao

[barren dagger]

Lf1 bing hairline

[sharp vale]

Lf1 caddince self confidence

[trail citrus]

gone

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[barren dagger]

You had some? I’ve never had

This chat is too relatable and i hate it

[sharp vale]

Not to me bozos L

[wind axle]

Pull a Civ Gandhi and just go negative to get the max stat

[barren dagger]

Ego +1

[sharp vale]

+10

[wind axle]

-1 aggression = 255 aggression

[small hawk]

do any one has gf in this channel?

[sharp vale]

Aren't you in highschool

[wind axle]

Who

[sharp vale]

Not you

[barren dagger]

Shy + trust issues + anxiety so no

[smoky matrix]

Chat are there any enjoyers

[lament egret]

i want strawberry milk

[sharp vale]

Too sweet, L

[wind axle]

YEOOS0EOEEOEO

[small hawk]

+1

[barren dagger]

I have some in my fridge

[small hawk]

i'm in high school

[smoky matrix]

[severe musk]

michael afton is super hot

[small hawk]

[teal temple]

pls die

[lament egret]

what the fuck why

[barren dagger]

Woah

[teal temple]

strawberry milk is punishable by death.

chocolate milk gang wya

[barren dagger]

Boxic

[signal iris]

chocolate sucks

[lament egret]

[trail citrus]

lactose intolerant

[severe musk]

strawberry milk is goated

[wind axle]

strawberry milk > choco pilk

[signal iris]

never heard of this

[signal seal]

imagine chocolate milk is your favorite thing in the world, and then you develop lactose intolerance and can't drink it anymore
that's me

[sharp vale]

I just like milk

[wind axle]

just go drink milo or some shit

[severe musk]

nesquik strawberry milk

[smoky matrix]

Strawb milk either good or extremely bland

[teal temple]

mfw i piss off the strawberry garbage enjoyers

[sharp vale]

BIG W HOLY SHIT MEMORIES

[trail citrus]

me too

[wind axle]

ill piss on you

[small hawk]

i prefer pure milk(XD

[wind axle]

men milk.

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-factory-you-will-never-find-another-store-shelf-a-bunch-of-buzz-lightyears-gif-21719996

[signal iris]

shes into that

[teal temple]

sir you are a minor, do not

[barren dagger]

Real

[sharp vale]

Degen chat has returned

[teal temple]

is this the strawberry milk gang meme potential? WEAK.

[barren dagger]

I’m on my phone in my bed LOSER

[sharp vale]

Nah

All y'all big L bozos

[teal temple]

OMG LOL SUPER REKT

[sharp vale]

VANILLA MILK GANG WYA

[wind axle]

To all Choco milk enthusiasts

[teal temple]

y'all got decieved... i actually enjoy

COCONUT MILK

[sharp vale]

Men? Yes we know

[wind axle]

ewwww nut milk

[sharp vale]

NUT MILK LOL

[lament egret]

im going to throw up on you (im nauseous and have a migraine)

[teal temple]

yeetim i need you to stop reading my mind

[sharp vale]

Halo? Yes I know.

[teal temple]

hotel?

[barren dagger]

I love this video

[teal temple]

trivago

[sharp vale]

Trivago

ON SYNC

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/skate-skateboarding-cats-cute-vegan-gif-17204274

[sharp vale]

JYNX MF YOU OWE ME A SODA

[sharp vale]

@teal temple post bunny

[teal temple]

first

it is Wednesday my dudes

[sharp vale]

No it's actually Thursday

[signal seal]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/tkkcr0/i_think_i_bought_the_wrong_game/

[barren dagger]

It’s Thursday

[teal temple]

Butt.

[signal seal]

bunny 😮

[teal temple]

99% fluff, 1% bunny

[signal seal]

i love bunnies

[sharp vale]

It looks like a carpet

[teal temple]

He attac pillow

[small hawk]

so cute!!!!!!

i even want to grab it!

[vital roost]

is this sushi

[sharp vale]

@signal seal when do we build yeetim bing drag car

[signal iris]

wanna go on a sushi date?

[barren dagger]

Cat

[teal temple]

Yeah she rarely lays down but when she does, it shows how fluffy she is

[vital roost]

i'll take you out to a place nearby that sells really good sushi @signal iris

[signal iris]

NICE i love sushi

[sharp vale]

Sushi mid

[vital roost]

they sell all kind of japanese food

[bitter heath]

Why won't anyone take me out for sushi

[sharp vale]

Ramen top

[vital roost]

i'm more interested in the ramen bar tbh

[sharp vale]

That's why it's called top ramen

[teal temple]

Modern art

[barren dagger]

Chicken nuggets >

[small hawk]

why you guys all have a cat XD

[sharp vale]

@signal iris I'm poaching your date

[barren dagger]

Cats are superior

[willow quartz]

cats will always be superior

[signal iris]

die yeetim, i need this

[sharp vale]

@vital roost MECHANICAT IS PREGNANT

[sharp vale]

Okay I'm sorry

[vital roost]

can i have a kitten

[sharp vale]

When you come to Texas

[barren dagger]

Yeetim is the kitten

[sharp vale]

L

[vital roost]

ok chat who's coming to the convention with me in august and match cosplays w/ me and go to the ramen bar w/ me

[trail citrus]

Discord kitten

[teal temple]

New reaction image just dropped.

[sharp vale]

Not me bc I don't cosplay or hang out with nerds

[barren dagger]

Where is it

[willow quartz]

cat thread

[sharp vale]

(I'm very lonely and have no friends)

[trail citrus]

mfw my mom got rid of our cat

[barren dagger]

Real

[signal seal]

why do you have so many good pets

[barren dagger]

Get rid of mom, get cat back

[signal iris]

what r u cosplaying?

[vital roost]

the only cat pics i have is pics of someone else's cat

[signal iris]

rly stole this from me huh?

[vital roost]

idk, last time i did astolfo

[sharp vale]

Did I? I saw this on Instagram

[bitter heath]

I am

I am using my tax return cash to fly to america

[barren dagger]

Also cat

[barren dagger]

He looks like a gerald

[vital roost]

cat

[barren dagger]

Is he called gerald, if not im disappointed

[vital roost]

can you guys pet ur cats for me

[signal iris]

i have a not even close to done mandalorian oc cosplay

[bitter heath]

I can punch mine

[signal iris]

my helmet is unpainted and doesnt have a clear visor

[vital roost]

i don't know what i should do next time, felix argyle could be rly fun

[barren dagger]

She’s eating food and he is also eating food downstairs but when they’re done yes

[signal iris]

cat boy ashyoo

[vital roost]

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/felix-rezero-anime-gif-7216224

[barren dagger]

Catyshoo

[sharp vale]

Mr mems is sleeping

[vital roost]

let him sleep

pet when awake

[barren dagger]

Best cat is sleeping cat

[vital roost]

[signal iris]

i don't have a cat

[barren dagger]

Acquire a cat

[sharp vale]

Claire taking L today doesn't have a cat

[vital roost]

might just reuse the mask i used for astolfo cosplay

[teal temple]

steal a cat

[bitter heath]

Damn, ashy is going to be a catboy?

[signal iris]

he already is

[barren dagger]

I’ll steal your cat

[vital roost]

i don't think i ever showed chat my astolfo cosplay

[sharp vale]

He already is, L bozo

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-white-roomba-cute-weird-gif-19060101

me omw to steal the astolfo cosplay ash has

[small hawk]

kidnapping instead of buying

[barren dagger]

[small hawk]

(cat, i mean

[barren dagger]

Kidnap cat

[sharp vale]

Me omw to kidnap you

[vital roost]

[signal seal]

kidnap a cat from a rescue shelter or the humane society 😉

[teal temple]

oh god oh fuk

[sharp vale]

L bozo human trafficking time

[teal temple]

based, even more based is stealing one from the kill shelter and raising it to be a warrior

[lament egret]

guh

[barren dagger]

I’ll kidnap everyone’s cats

[signal iris]

i wish i was loved

[small hawk]

agent catXD

[sharp vale]

Ily

[teal temple]

YOU ARE LOVED, FUCKING SAY IT TO YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR RIGHT NOW.

[sharp vale]

I got a haircut guys

Big L

[barren dagger]

I present my cat in present time

[lament egret]

present day present time

[barren dagger]

Yes

[sharp vale]

Actually now he's in the past L bozo

[barren dagger]

She is now laying down

[barren dagger]

Shut up loser

[sharp vale]

As soon as you took that picture she was several seconds in the past

You lied to us

[barren dagger]

Loser

[sharp vale]

Make me

[barren dagger]

That’s effort

[sharp vale]

L

Take the L this time

[barren dagger]

A new concept

[small hawk]

CATTTTTT！

[barren dagger]

Your mad your cat isn’t sitting on you

Unlike mine 😎

[small hawk]

can i grab it?@barren dagger

[teal temple]

keep shooting the wall, i'm sure you'll eventually break the glass

[barren dagger]

You cant

[small hawk]

so can i grab you

[barren dagger]

What

[sharp vale]

@teal temple
https://open.spotify.com/track/7N2DblLu8DuZ0seGYSg73v?si=okT2f9M4S_GvL3HthyQ3EQ&utm_source=copy-link

[small hawk]

and than i can own your CATTTTT!

[small hawk]

FBI open the door!

[teal temple]

https://youtu.be/euW23p-LJtY

[signal iris]

ashyoo choker

[sharp vale]

Listen to song l bozo

[teal temple]

who's to say i am not

[sharp vale]

Valid

[sacred oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-everybody-wants-gif-25104633

[sharp vale]

Trash song

[small hawk]

[teal temple]

https://youtu.be/zFocsHcrADY

Ok but this one is unironically funny

https://youtu.be/WMLOmWg3x4s

this one is pretty good too, the editing on it is pretty high quality

[thin kelp]

How about you edit in some high quality bitches

[sharp vale]

W

[teal temple]

https://youtu.be/xzhGPPgnq8c

have y'all seen the spongebob anime yet

[sharp vale]

No

[thin kelp]

I am afraid and curious

[teal temple]

it's actually really good

[thin kelp]

I'd that the one where squidward goes crazy and cuts Patrick who has a fat chub in half

[teal temple]

no, it's the one where bubble bass beats up squidward then spongebob goes full bezerk on him

[thin kelp]

New episode ig

[sharp vale]

L bubble bozo

[teal temple]

it's stupidly high quality for a meme

[sharp vale]

You need some stupidly high quality men

[teal temple]

nobody watched it

[sharp vale]

I'm watching TV show

It grew on me

[somber anvil]

@teal temple hello new name luna

[teal temple]

that post was huge

[lament egret]

what the fuck did i just see

[sharp vale]

@somber anvil HI OG LUNA

[granite umbra]

meow

[sharp vale]

Real

[sharp vale]

Touch grass!

[teal temple]

who the heck hecking hecker u

(hi)

[somber anvil]

Im your friend 💛

[sharp vale]

Meow some bitches

[somber anvil]

@sharp vale hi

[sharp vale]

R u my friend

[somber anvil]

@lament egret hi koi

[lament egret]

hi

[small hawk]

Hi

[somber anvil]

No cuz ur weird sometimes

[sharp vale]

:(

[somber anvil]

Sorry Just rather be honest

[teal temple]

and now we r not freinds

[sharp vale]

Took an L tn

[small hawk]

how to add a friend in discord/

🤔

OK i know it now

[somber anvil]

Im not your friend? ;-;

[teal temple]

do not be mean to the child named yeetim

[somber anvil]

Aww

I wont be

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-massage-gif-24282757

[sharp vale]

I am 20 years old guys remember

[somber anvil]

Cute

[sharp vale]

Am I still a child

[teal temple]

technically your 2 years younger than me so yeah

[sharp vale]

Big L

[somber anvil]

99 gang

[sharp vale]

Gonna sleep now, drank milk and ate cereal

[somber anvil]

Gn

[teal temple]

better have been with chocolate milk...

[sharp vale]

Classic milk is banger tho

[somber anvil]

Thats exactly what im having rn yeetim

[sharp vale]

Also don't have chocolate milk

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-amogus-mongus-amonculus-i-am-rapidly-approaching-you-gif-23047977

[sharp vale]

But I've been drinking choccy milk for the past week

[teal temple]

[high parrot]

Bye health

[sharp vale]

Tbf I was drinking it and a bunch of sugary drinks out of comfort due to the fact that I had a throat infection

I've been sick for the past 8 days

[high parrot]

Yikes

[sharp vale]

Couldn't eat solid foods, has to get energy somehow

[high parrot]

red bull

[sharp vale]

That would've murdered my fevers

The last thing I need is my body on over drive heating me up even more

[high parrot]

Covid?

[sharp vale]

No

Throat infection

[high parrot]

[sharp vale]

Idk how it happened but it's starting to go away

I feel it very weakly now.

Sometimes my ear still hurts due to traveling pain though

[lament egret]

any migraine havers

[severe musk]

i just got a golden knight out of a giant chest

[wind axle]

Chatbox what do I do in elden ring I already beat game 2 time

[severe musk]

u put it down

[wind axle]

no

[sharp vale]

Ng+5

[golden mica]

do worse builds it's easy till NG+7

[signal seal]

i'm having lots of fun with my double Vykes Spear Madness build in NG+

[sharp vale]

I didn't play elden ring today

Got a headache from staring at start up screen

Just laid in bed, massive L

Should've hit the gym

[wind axle]

my friend wants me to stream the game for her so im gonna wait until she gets on

[signal seal]

this hat goes really hard

[wind axle]

any pvp gamers

[golden mica]

I'm probably nearing my NG+ experience, I just gotta do some last minute achievement hunting and prep

and I gotta figure out what build to run, apparently the idea I had got a no from krypted

[wind axle]

frost/bleed double whip

[signal seal]

i just learned you can get ||Dung eater spirit ashes|| i'm so excited to get them

[wind axle]

poop

[sharp vale]

GETTING A GF OOOO

[severe musk]

they named an item after me

or an enemy? idk i dont play

[wind axle]

Ok

Fuck why my elden ring keep crashing

[sharp vale]

Your name is papimenqs

[severe musk]

my real name is Dung E. Terrence

[sharp vale]

Oh, worm.

[sharp vale]

Let's go get some bitches

[severe musk]

Im tryingggg guhhh

[sharp vale]

Bitches go hard for the name Terrance on god

[lament egret]

i will actually clown on any mf named terrance

[wind axle]

Bitches go hard for the name Yeetim

[severe musk]

ok whatever u say pronounce in bio 🤣

[wind axle]

Pronounce what

[severe musk]

in bio

[wind axle]

What are you trying to pronounce

[severe musk]

whatever u say, in bio

[wind axle]

in bio

That's how you pronounce it

[severe musk]

Embryo

[sharp vale]

Pronounce what

[severe musk]

Pronounce they

[sharp vale]

Damn that's hard

Now do I spell the TH sound

[severe musk]

thh thh thhhuhh thh thh thhaa thh aaaayy

[sharp vale]

Th-eh-eiii

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/pnY20kt.png
😩 I wanted to game before I commit dinner, guess not

[sharp vale]

Game is forcing you to have healthy food schedule L bozo

[sharp vale]

Thank you

Okay guys gn good night or day

[hushed hazel]

hello chat it is my birthday

[wind axle]

pvp when

[sharp vale]

Happy birthday gn

[somber anvil]

@hushed hazel happy bd discord user

[golden mica]

you don't really want to pvp me, I will just art spam you

like you tried to do to me when I was new

[somber anvil]

Hi sempi

[severe musk]

happy birthday!

how was ur day

[golden mica]

frost getting ratioed

[hushed hazel]

just started its 6am

[golden mica]

[severe musk]

alright buddy no need for the tude

[sharp vale]

Impossible

[hushed hazel]

what

[wind axle]

why does it say you can pvp in the fun desert

[sharp vale]

NO GAS PRICES WENT UP AGAIN NOOOO

[wind axle]

i want to pvp in the fun desert

[severe musk]

yea calm down buddy u go write ur brilliant little book and make me proud alright?

[wind axle]

simply dont

[hushed hazel]

i think they changed it in patch notes?

[signal seal]

the desert after radahn is a different spot than the boss arena. you can tell because the messages on the floor change

[sharp vale]

@signal seal why are gas prices so high bing PLEASE

[somber anvil]

Its ur fault yeetim

[wind axle]

whats a good pvp spot for after killing final boss

[severe musk]

my mom's

[sharp vale]

😭

[signal seal]

was the same way in like 2007. there's literally no reason. oil cost negative money last year.

[hushed hazel]

snowfield frozen lake

[sharp vale]

FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS PER GALLON

[signal seal]

yeah i mean i use 93 it's always expensive by a lot more

i hardly notice

[sharp vale]

93 is just a few cents more than 89 here

[wind axle]

Boring

[sharp vale]

Which is what my car uses

[hushed hazel]

[sharp vale]

Okay gn

[hushed hazel]

gn

[sharp vale]

I just saw the news and had to complain

Big L for v8 drivers this year

[wind axle]

chatbox why does elden ring pvp have horrible netcode

[hushed hazel]

because

[golden mica]

because it's somehow worse than density pvp

speaking of, I saw a caravan today which said density on it and I was like

[wind axle]

What

Fuck I don't wanna go back to density

chatbox why am i not having fun

[lament egret]

burnout

[granite umbra]

meow

[sacred oasis]

discord kitten

[teal temple]

woem

[lament egret]

guh

[round patrol]

Can't play these other games they suck ass

[granite umbra]

uwooghhh seggss

[thin kelp]

ah a fellow png-tuber bully

[teal temple]

weren't people bullying this one minor who was a png minecraft youtuber and they literally dox'd her?

[thin kelp]

i think her face got leaked but that was about it

holy shit nvm

[teal temple]

people are so fucking terrible.

[thin kelp]

true its pretty fucked up, no matter how cringe the content was

thats like noping-your-life territory tbh

[hushed hazel]

who

were they called jellybean or smt

[teal temple]

i think so, she's a minecraft yt'r

[hushed hazel]

if it’s who i think it is they were mad annoying but doxxing a mf over mincraft youtube videos is just wrong

“i dont like your content so i will upload your full name and address!”

brainlets

[teal temple]

agreed, the content isn't even meant for people our age, it's meant for little kids. People take shit way too far because they don't like said content or person

[hushed hazel]

fr

[vestal ember]

1.6cad/L

imagine

[vestal ember]

russia moment

[barren dagger]

make your own gas

[teal temple]

mhm yummy gasoline drink

[barren dagger]

it tastes like choccy milk

[teal temple]

gasoline cereal with banana in it

[barren dagger]

eww banana, bad fruit >:(

grapes are simply superior

[teal temple]

i fucking hate bananas

[barren dagger]

good

[vestal ember]

why

banana give potassium. no cramp.

good.

[teal temple]

they smell like literal shit, like midway through highschool i started getting disgusted by them even though i hadn't eaten one in like 3 years

[wind axle]

banana cringe

grape superior

[teal temple]

now they make me want to puke because of the smell

[vestal ember]

i’ll eat everything but i fuckin hate the smell of durian

[barren dagger]

this man knows whats up

[teal temple]

white grapes, purple grapes or green grapes?

[barren dagger]

purple

[teal temple]

🤝 good choice, i like all kinds

[vestal ember]

wtf

green grapes on top

[barren dagger]

same 🤝 but purple my fave

[vestal ember]

best fruit is mango or orange no competition

[teal temple]

green grapes are guchi, i like to pair it with stuff like toast because of how "sour" they are at times

[vestal ember]

the green grapes i buy are not sour in the slightest

[barren dagger]

Slightly sour grapes are nice

[teal temple]

farmers market food > store bought food

(i hope that's greater than)

[vestal ember]

because the farmer decided to somehow ‘breed’ for the lack of a better term, lychees and grapes

[barren dagger]

imma go to japan and get the big fuckin grapes

[vestal ember]

i had them

too many seeds

[teal temple]

those farmer market potato's just hit different, when you put them in the oven in foil, lightly slice into them and fill it with a small bit of butter and seasoning

[barren dagger]

disappointing

[vestal ember]

they were like 40 dollars too

truly disappointing

[barren dagger]

they do look sick tho i can say that

compared to normal grapes

[vestal ember]

ever had rambutan

[barren dagger]

never even heard that word before so no

oh, ive seen them but never knew what they were called

[vestal ember]

what is the most exotic fruit you’ve had

[barren dagger]

looks like something of spongebob

[vestal ember]

yeah they’re basically lychees

or longan

[teal temple]

DRAGON FRUIT

[barren dagger]

that looks eww

[vestal ember]

dragon fruit is goated

[teal temple]

oh boy am i about to ruin bananas for you

[vestal ember]

dragon fruit is just better kiwi

[barren dagger]

I have the diet of a toddler, you know that one dude who like only gets a nuggets and chips? thats me

I hate being fussy with food

[vestal ember]

u go to fancy restaurants and order chicken fingers and fries?

[teal temple]

oh lmfao i actually did that once, they had a kids grilled cheese and i ordered it

the waiter sounded disappointed but tbf i could give two shits less since i'm paying for the food

[fickle sentinel]

Dragon fruit is the most disappointing fruit I've ever had

It looks so good and it's like low-key bland

[vestal ember]

what colour was the flesh

[barren dagger]

thats the thing, i dont go there most of the time

[vestal ember]

gotta be gold or red

[barren dagger]

but if I can ill literally get like a cheeseburger and chips

[vestal ember]

white flesh is bland

[fickle sentinel]

I thought it was supposed to be white 😔

[vestal ember]

it has 3 different colours afaik

[teal temple]

fun fact, the type of bananas we eat are bred to specifically be without the "seeds" in them. Most wild bananas in certain regions actually have seeds

[barren dagger]

tbf, if i liked bananas id still eat em knowing that

[teal temple]

knowing this fact has further justified my hatred for banana's.

[barren dagger]

they dont have chunky ass seeds so gaming

[teal temple]

also because of that one gru minion meme with the banana

[fickle sentinel]

Also supposedly artificial banana tates so weird bc it's supposed to taste like bananas back before we genetically modified them, tho that might be a load of crap

[barren dagger]

i have a life or death question rn

[golden mica]

Please delete this, I'm at dinner

[barren dagger]

@teal temple orange or apple juice

[barren dagger]

what are you having for dinner

[vestal ember]

maccas

[teal temple]

the burden of bearing this knowledge is that you can't ever look at a banana the same without realizing it might have seeds.

[barren dagger]

pog

[vestal ember]

strawberry banana goes crazy though

[teal temple]

i like to take a fat sip of OJ without PULP after brushing my teeth

[golden mica]

"Southern chicken burger" apparently

[fickle sentinel]

Ok is McDonald's in OCE better than it is in America? They got like special shit on the menu?

[golden mica]

I'll take a pic when it's here

[barren dagger]

imma assume thats just a chicken burger with like lettuce and shit in it with sauce

[golden mica]

We don't have McDonald here, it's called maccas

[barren dagger]

like a bbq or spicy sauce

[fickle sentinel]

Potato potato

[teal temple]

alright, tough question. oven cooked corn dogs or air fried corn dogs

[barren dagger]

maccys is epic british name

[golden mica]

Siracha mayo

[vestal ember]

maccas

[teal temple]

Bro shorten your message, whoever keeps posting the long one.

[outer vortex]

What is the song with the lyrics "can we communicate through email please"?

[fickle sentinel]

Air fryer prolly

[vestal ember]

that is not a lyric

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/9O2rg1q.jpeg

[barren dagger]

https://www.google.com

[barren dagger]

[vestal ember]

that is someone expressing they want to communicate with you over email l

[outer vortex]

Thanks already googled, can't find it

[barren dagger]

google harder, this chat is not google

[vestal ember]

maccas and vegemite

[teal temple]

the air fryer doesn't cook the hot dog in the center all the way, oven cooked corn dogs are god tier

[barren dagger]

we're discussing very serious topics, our hatred for bananas and maccys

[outer vortex]

And this is why I was trying to describe it in the longer message XD

[fickle sentinel]

What bananas fire tho

[teal temple]

you can also download shazam and try singing the lyrics

[fickle sentinel]

S tier fruit easily

[barren dagger]

is a corndog a deepfried hot dog? i always forget

ive never tried one

[outer vortex]

It is like about a musician that doesn't want to go out on the town, but stay out home with an old movie on.

[teal temple]

uh... basically in a way. It's like corn bread coating outside the hotdog

or at least it tastes similar to it

[fickle sentinel]

You ain't loved until you had a state fair corn dog

Mfs are like a foot and a half long

[barren dagger]

do you make it like any other deep fried food with batter then in oil or a different way

[fickle sentinel]

It's just a hotdog with a ton of batter fried

It's not very complicated

[barren dagger]

I have a deep fryer downstairs which I make home made chips with but thats it

[vestal ember]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1cH4Hlu7R2jiN5l6bvvsvT?si=UruyS6fvRHCmPGvS-HLDlA :FeelsRainMan:

[golden mica]

@barren dagger

[teal temple]

GIVE ME YOUR COORDINANTS RN

[fickle sentinel]

That's fkn McDonald's???

[vestal ember]

cmon michael it’s 4:50 for me

[outer vortex]

literally the only lyrics I can remember, but remember some of what it is about. I think it was popular on tiktok for a while.

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/flushed-emoji-gif-23088129

[vestal ember]

):

[barren dagger]

I am rapidly approaching your position michael

[signal iris]

lol no

[vestal ember]

i’m eating sleep for dinner tn boys

[fickle sentinel]

Who tf the one eating McDonald's then

[teal temple]

bro if your mcdonalds served that i would legit leave the us, i mean i already am going to but that's just another reason

[barren dagger]

i have some crisps from earlier that im eating right now

[vestal ember]

nobody

i said maccas as a joke lol

[fickle sentinel]

Am I going insane

[barren dagger]

yesn't

[teal temple]

alright if you eat or know someone that eats banana chips please give me they're location.

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-meg-griffin-i-just-wanna-talk-to-him-put-that-gun-away-family-guy-gif-14677957

[fickle sentinel]

Banana chips fire

Apple chips too

Most dried fruit is fire

[teal temple]

me to people who eat any kind of fruit chips

[vestal ember]

dried mango goes crazy

[fickle sentinel]

I had dried plantain once too, it looked like a cockroach but it tasted alright

[barren dagger]

what if I say thats me just so I can corner camp you instead

[teal temple]

you fool, i am the corner. you cannot hide behind me

[vestal ember]

who likes tomatos

[fickle sentinel]

I have a love hate relationship with tomato

[teal temple]

if you like tomatos on your burger please do the world a favor and just pour water all over your burger because that's pretty much what one with a tomato tastes like

[vestal ember]

i can’t eat them on their own

[fickle sentinel]

I love shit with tomato in it, I hate just straight tomato

[smoky matrix]

Wait I might know it gimme a sec

[barren dagger]

best part about this, my cats sleeping in the corner on her bed

[vestal ember]

exactly my problem

[fickle sentinel]

It's just so... Wet

[vestal ember]

i don’t understand people who just eat cherry tomato’s with no problem

[teal temple]

no that's an avocado

[barren dagger]

tomatos in any form are eww, other than on a pizza in sauce form

[fickle sentinel]

No avocado is more akin to a thick snot

[barren dagger]

and tomato sauce for chips

[vestal ember]

ketchup moment

‘tomato sauce’

[teal temple]

grilled cheese with ketchup

[barren dagger]

yes? tomato sauce

[vestal ember]

ketchup chips are so fucking good

[barren dagger]

i refuse to call it ketchup in my life

[teal temple]

also with ranch , just so fucking good.

[barren dagger]

I stand by tomato sauce

[vestal ember]

do u guys have ketchup chips

has to be lays ketchup chips

[fickle sentinel]

R u Canadian

[vestal ember]

perhaps

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dragonfruit-eat-sauce-kitten-eating-gif-24483121

[fickle sentinel]

You can find them here but not like super common

[vestal ember]

american take

[teal temple]

me when i see the dragon fruit in walmart

[vestal ember]

ranch everything

[fickle sentinel]

I stand firmly against the dunking everything in ranch way of thinking

[teal temple]

tbf i prefer ketchup but i also fucking love sweet and sour sauce

[vestal ember]

carrot cake bussin too

[fickle sentinel]

Sweet and sour does indeed go hard

[signal iris]

deep fry everything

[teal temple]

bro those people who work in chef kitchens who can dunk they're hand in the deep fryer are just built different

[vestal ember]

they do not dunk their hand !?

they get very close to the oil so it doesn’t splash

[fickle sentinel]

They do have some heat resistance yes but they also have hands like lizards so

[teal temple]

i may have misused the word chef, i know a guy who did that at a dq i worked at when i was a teen

[vestal ember]

bruh

dq workers getting paid minimum wage to do the funny ice cream thing

[teal temple]

man dropped a cheese curd in and just dunked his hand in to grab it, it was... gross to say the least. Never got cheese curds there again

[fickle sentinel]

Dairy queen workers making damn near $15 here

[barren dagger]

i wish I had dq, i want the funny ice cream cone thing

[fickle sentinel]

Mfs make more than I do

[vestal ember]

i make 15 an hour

[fickle sentinel]

I make 9, I am down bad

[vestal ember]

that’s minimum wage but not a living wage. inflation moment

[teal temple]

i'm making 14.60 rn but march 28th i'm getting a dollar raise , for the area i live in this is a pretty good wage

[fickle sentinel]

I can't wait to get my degree and be forever stuck in middle management 👍

[teal temple]

i also get paid to literally sit on my ass and watch/play games. I barely do any fucking work at all

we also have a new guy tommorow, i'm going to tell him how fucking braindead this job is

[somber anvil]

Nice

[fickle sentinel]

Yeah I need to get a new job 😬

[vestal ember]

i need to get my degree bruh

[fickle sentinel]

I'm getting there

[teal temple]

ngl when you have all the free time in the world you start to get bored after a while, games lose they're magic, shows become boring. It's hard to keep yourself entertained sometimes

[vestal ember]

i’ve got 5 more years of school left

[fickle sentinel]

I technically have an associates degree but it might as well not exist

[barren dagger]

im coming to work

[teal temple]

i can safely say i will never become a conspiracy theorist like the last night shift dude, man literally has a book in his personal box titled: "From 9/ 11 to covid 19"

[vestal ember]

i sit at my computer and stare at my wallpaper while listening to music for hours 💀

[teal temple]

💀 like bruh.

[fickle sentinel]

Jokes on you, it's just the history of the past 20 years

[teal temple]

he's a good kid but when i first started working there he showed me this website about numbers or something

[fickle sentinel]

A very poorly worded title for a history book

[teal temple]

he like entered a date and then showed me it matched up with this other event, i was just nodding along hoping he would stop asking me to come see what other insane dribble he was showing me

the sad thing is he's like 19 💀

[fickle sentinel]

Look as long as you're not blowing anything up I really couldn't care less what bs you believe in

It's your brain bro do what you want

[teal temple]

i tend to look past what he thinks and let his own actions speak for him

[queen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922190988062113834/955900618374017114/trim.0A4C29D0-AD0F-43A4-8887-6E9F11C7FD7D-1.mov

[fickle sentinel]

(middle aged dad roleplay)

[queen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922190988062113834/955691607234072717/Mickey_mouse_club.mp4

@fickle sentinel https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922190988062113834/956396458276442142/SPOILER__-2.mp4

[barren dagger]

omg is that auughhh by garrison

[queen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922190988062113834/955910701384364132/Screenshot_20211126-181910.jpg

[barren dagger]

why did this come into my recommended

[granite umbra]

fuuuuuuck

[teal temple]

damn sussy amogus

[queen mauve]

Where do you report people that got their account hacked? Had a dude message me with a "free nitro" and this is the only mutual server

[queen osprey]

to me

[barren dagger]

i would usually respond with #support-ticket but pat is alive playing the very questionable game

[vestal ember]

me

[queen osprey]

xc

[fickle sentinel]

Chat

Who is playing wonderlands

[queen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922190988062113834/955984062877675540/Mr_Krabs_damn_bro_that_was_mad_funny.mp4

[wind axle]

Mmmmm frie

[vestal ember]

elden beast michaelaus’ dinner

[golden mica]

I want to play ER but I don't know what to do 😩

[barren dagger]

you should invest in buying binding of isaac

[golden mica]

I own it but don't play

[barren dagger]

play it now

[teal temple]

i saw that post

[thin kelp]

No you didn't see shit

[teal temple]

it was a real life weeb

[thin kelp]

I forgot to write a good caption

@trail citrus IRL

[wind axle]

Fight me

[void slate]

You're hot

[thin kelp]

I'm the cameraman

[hard spindle]

[trail citrus]

wrong, i dont get girls

[void slate]

You're stalking caddince?

[wind axle]

Who isn't

[thin kelp]

I keep tabs on all mods and what games they're playing

depending on the importance of/necessity to continue the game compared to the amount of pings one might get during that, a mod might choose to delay a review

Obviously this is all assumption but a reasonable one

[thin kelp]

Can confirm, I was the 7th

[smoky matrix]

horizon could never

[barren dagger]

insane

[void slate]

Jeffrey's Epstein's private islands are for sale. Anyone up for grabs?

[smoky matrix]

best I can do is a dollar thirty

[wind axle]

i can do a dollar

[smoky matrix]

ok so we have 2 dollars and thirty cents is that enough

[teal temple]

i have an expired halo 2 slurpee coupon (no joke i actually do)

[hard spindle]

New pfp?!?!? And it isn't a black Cat ?!? U playing dangerous games bro

Play stupid games win stupid prizes duk ma boi

[barren dagger]

im not even gonna argue

[trail citrus]

[teal temple]

did you know there's halo 2 watches and lanyards on ebay?? i would kill for a halo 2 lanyard, it would be tied with the deadstin y lanyard my gf got me for my bday

[trail citrus]

i need a good lanyard for my keys

something like that would be epic

[teal temple]

there relatively cheap on ebay for the limited quantity of them, i think the lowest is like 50-70$

do keep in mind though they are like 10 years old and rare

On God this one is so clean

[trail citrus]

so much money tho

[teal temple]

you haven't even scratched the iceberg of rare halo items

there's halo one toys that go for like 130$

[trail citrus]

someday if i have a good job where i make enough money, ill definitely try to do a little collecting

[teal temple]

oh caddince have u seen this fucking huge master chief i got

[trail citrus]

i havent

[teal temple]

Bread for scale

man's MASSIVE

[trail citrus]

thats awesome

[lucid sigil]

ngl collecting is a waste

[teal temple]

i hate funko pops but i have never seen this one so i had to get it, i got my gf her alien queen one which is only in stock at gamestop RARELY

people sell them online for like 130$ which is fucking stupid

[lucid sigil]

unless you have like, a large collection, you just have a couple of related objects

[trail citrus]

yeah i mean i wouldnt go crazy but id like some stuff

[lucid sigil]

and its like, u spent $400 on these bruh?

[teal temple]

i have a pretty large collection of halo items, i always buy mine at store price instead of paying some scalping fuckwit 20% more

[lucid sigil]

i think if u care its either worth going all in or just not bothering

[teal temple]

Drip acquired

[lucid sigil]

i used to collect train stuff but it was just too expensive, and i didn't really have much to show for how much i invested at that point

[teal temple]

i tend to go all in with most things i care about, i'm going to buy the nerf ghallahorn when it comes out on the store. I already bought something else halo related that was expensive

this thing

[trail citrus]

give

[teal temple]

the needler has always been my favorite weapon in halo, i fucking love everything about it

this thing is also limited print as well much like how the nerf ghally will be so you know i had to cop it

(you can't even buy it anymore, people found out it existed and bought the fuck out of it everywhere)

[void slate]

You're so cute

[barren dagger]

2 schmekels and a high five for em

[teal temple]

do what i did, paypal pay in 4. It saves me from outright paying a bit of money for something rare, i still get the item as well

18$ (ish) for four weeks or 74$ outright? i'm going with the latter

(only downside is this seller is in germany so it'll take a whole ass month to get here 💀)

[trail citrus]

i want

[teal temple]

i need to get a limited edition halo reach xbox and then somehow find the crystal ice version of the halo 2 og xbox

[grizzled ether]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv9k6XkPP9I

[mild crystal]

[cold nebula]

That's how bananas initially are. Rest we eat are modified

Just like the cabbage, initially the cabbage we eat was just another cauliflower

But like the bananas was cultivated with selection methods

Carrots where white, some are still white, but they where modified to be orange

Same goes for watermelons, they where full of seeds and pretty small portion of the inside was eatable

[hard spindle]

Bro istg this chat sometimes

[wet lichen]

before and after

[thick orbit]

Tuna thing I made

[teal temple]

i love it when people shit talk on xbox about how good they are but they still lost, like lol

[wind axle]

Xbox 💀

[wind axle]

Damn it really went downhill huh

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-speech-bubble-gif-25026388

[onyx schooner]

having my first popsicle in like 5 years

strawberry outshine bars so good

[wind axle]

I haven't had popsicles in ages

[mild crystal]

I cannot see what the cat is saying

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-speech-bubble-gif-25026388

he is saying "I cannot see what the cat is saying"

[mild crystal]

I cannot assume that, the speech bubble is cropped

[teal temple]

@trail citrus

you want to see some halo trash talk

[trail citrus]

sure

[teal temple]

his team actually wasn't as bad as he made them out to be, they nearly capped our flag stopping literally 2 inches away from it

[trail citrus]

nice

really wish that halo infinite was connected more to steam so i could get steam comments

[unkempt plinth]

I saw this and wanted to add, most banana flavoured lollies are closer to the original banana flavour than the bananas we eat since they needed to be modified to not be eaten by a bunch of insects

[onyx schooner]

halo infinite is still active??

[trail citrus]

shut the fuck up nene

[onyx schooner]

fight me cadd

[teal temple]

@trail citrus

the people you meet in btb

[mild crystal]

[teal temple]

clicking to enhance an image is hard i guess

like bro don't lump me in with your shitty attitude, i just hate the challenge system

[trail citrus]

unironically believe that the game gives you gamemodes to not help your challenges

because during the tac ops i could never complete the ultimate challenge

shit was mad annoying

[teal temple]

it does, it hasn't been proven but it literally will go out of it's way to ensure you spend more time playing or cough up a few bucks for challenge swaps

[trail citrus]

well the challenge i needed to do was the ultimate which cant be swapped but

it happened anyways

because i need mangler kills in the swat playlist

did 15 games straight, 0 mangler matches

[teal temple]

oh i left any games i didn't get manglers then just waited out my ban, played a game or two then kept leaving games.

i'm not ashamed of it, if 343 want's me to play like this i will.

[trail citrus]

yeah most people did that

as you can see

enemy team was not having it

[teal temple]

back when getting a killjoy was the weekly capstone, sbbm also fucked us super hard as you can tell by the score

[trail citrus]

yeah killjoy challenges are cancer

heres me being tbagged in a 2v4 match

[unkempt plinth]

Damn, what mods you have on Elden ring?

[trail citrus]

because of the mangler shit

[teal temple]

i LOVE BTB

[trail citrus]

oh shit its 6 am

i sleep

[teal temple]

back when btb was broken as fuck

[trail citrus]

christ almighty

[teal temple]

new game mode, little team battle

[trail citrus]

epic

[unkempt plinth]

Average gamer sleep schedule

[mild crystal]

Average.

[teal temple]

we gamers don't sleep.... we're just loading into the next level

(shoot me, this was cringe as fuck to write out)

[fringe umbra]

You go work you're cringe 9-5

I'll be gaming...

[unkempt plinth]

Gamers don't sleep, everything around them just deloads when they enter the unskippable cutscene

[teal temple]

i hate this update requiring me to care about my food/thirst bar

[thick orbit]

what game

[mild crystal]

Life?

[thick orbit]

guh

[cold nebula]

I made my first kills in Elden Ring, I am no longer a naked Barbarian

[mild crystal]

[unkempt plinth]

Outside

That's the official game release title of life

[unkempt plinth]

Early Minecraft players

[thick orbit]

guh when they add talking to a diorama video

just shut up and get those hands working

[mild crystal]

Wouldn't outside be the expansion to life?

[thick orbit]

Nah space is

[mild crystal]

[unkempt plinth]

The space dlc is in the works for outside

It's in closed beta rn

Tierzoo even goes over all the best classes for Outside during all the different metas

[mild crystal]

The International Space Station (ISS) will be deorbited from space in 2031

join hundreds of articles of space junk littered across the ocean floor in the Pacific

[thick orbit]

OH NO

We can't let the fish know of our secret space tech

[mild crystal]

ISS, outer planetary diving reef

[unkempt plinth]

It's landing in the same place all other space crafts do

[golden mica]

bruh why is this mausoleum so angri

[unkempt plinth]

I can barely see that

So much fog holy

[golden mica]

yeah this place is cursed

[unkempt plinth]

Oh btw
Precious item ahead

[cold nebula]

Santa?

[unkempt plinth]

Santa indeed

He'll give you presents if you give him runes

[smoky matrix]

that doesn't sound like a present

[unkempt plinth]

What's he gonna do with the runes?

All the traders seem to be hungry

[smoky matrix]

mmmm crunchyy

[unkempt plinth]

Heck, you can even sell stuff to the "poor" merchant who "can't afford food"

[golden mica]

BRUH THIS MF IS CURSED

[smoky matrix]

skill issued by a mob that can't even attack you

[teal temple]

me eating lego pieces at walmart

[cold nebula]

I guess I should replace the Club with a Sword..

[golden mica]

@teal temple btw do you prefer eilieen or seraphine now?

[wind axle]

it is not fun

[unkempt plinth]

Just dodge

[teal temple]

seraphine for now, i'm in an existential crisis about what name i really want

[cold nebula]

With Sword I cannot use my barbaric roar?

[onyx schooner]

cringus