💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[bitter heath]

wow! they're getting smarter!

[vestal ember]

its a cheese weapon lol

[bitter heath]

battlefield2042.exe

[wind axle]

i am speed

[hard spindle]

Im almost home. finally denstiy 2 time

[hushed hazel]

ngl i wanted to kill the two fingers myself with that

[vestal ember]

you can block and stab with it at the same time 😭

[exotic leaf]

@thick orbit looks like this

[hushed hazel]

i hate the two fingers

[golden mica]

moonveil damage scales off int, isn't that an issue if I'm going minimum (23) int?

[exotic leaf]

blanky mode

[thick orbit]

[hushed hazel]

it scales dex too

[hard spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/sadge-cliff-sad-saaadge-gif-18209034

[hushed hazel]

just because a weapon scales int and dex doesnt mean you have to dump both

[exotic leaf]

[vestal ember]

moonveil for its weapon art mainly

[golden mica]

which is the fancy unsheathe right

[vestal ember]

if you want a good scaling dex weapon that is early

[hushed hazel]

yes

[vestal ember]

get the serpentbone blade

[signal iris]

@exotic leaf star wars moment

[hushed hazel]

the annoying ass 3/4th of your hp unsheathe

[hushed hazel]

coded blade for faith builds is literally a lightsaber

[cold nebula]

Can I play a bald gremlin in Elden Ring?

[exotic leaf]

MY GUIDING MOODNLIGHT

[hushed hazel]

yes u can make urself in elden ring

[hushed hazel]

my true mentor

[golden mica]

Given as a reward for completing the second letter quest in Volcano Manor from Tanith
damn I've visited there but never done stuff, are they hard?

[wind axle]

just realised i can actually use this instead of bloodhound

time to become ludwig

[vestal ember]

they're npc invasion tasks

[golden mica]

blugh I can't kill shit right now, i'll just cop the 23 int i guess

[cold nebula]

Ugh how?

[golden mica]

maybe dump the int later on

[hushed hazel]

npc invaders when they walk straight into my full malenia combo

[signal iris]

but also LOL

[vestal ember]

@golden mica go get sephiroth's sword then

[signal iris]

frost using a frost buildup weapon

[hushed hazel]

nagakiba mfs

[golden mica]

I know that's a FF reference, but that's all I know

[hard spindle]

that vc was so cring

[exotic leaf]

yes WHAT IS HAPPENING LOL

[hard spindle]

we should play denesity 🥺

[vestal ember]

good sword

[exotic leaf]

also where can i get those antlers

[hushed hazel]

im board of denesity

[hard spindle]

board

[hushed hazel]

[exotic leaf]

this is now Elden Ring Off Topic Chat

[hushed hazel]

real

[hard spindle]

board . board

[thick orbit]

[hard spindle]

sky are u dyslexic

[hushed hazel]

its part of the joke

no

[hard spindle]

nawh dont try to play it off as a joke

[desert pilot]

welp the go live vc got real bigoted real fast

[hard spindle]

I see yo 2 iq moment

[hushed hazel]

if i could clip my thought process i would

[hard spindle]

what happened lmao ?

[signal iris]

mimic tear and tempest get friendly fired then you use moonlight greatsword

[desert pilot]

someone said "you that type of person who believes there are 700 genders"

and then some other shit

[hard spindle]

LMAO LEW ACTUALLY BLOCKED ME 💀

[hard spindle]

density lfg vc moment

[desert pilot]

yeah

[hushed hazel]

dont worry potassium i’ll join and speak in a very thick british accent to scare them

[vestal ember]

3head innit

[signal iris]

after killing radahn, you unlock a new way to go underground in the first underground area, there's an enemy in there that wears those antlers, but rng

[hard spindle]

you intimidate no one

[exotic leaf]

oh no anything but that

[desert pilot]

i already left gotta do hw anyways

[signal seal]

are you online and not busy? i need to mule a couple things

[hushed hazel]

fairs

[vestal ember]

i hate u

[hushed hazel]

ur 5’4

[vestal ember]

im at first step password P

[signal seal]

bro you summoned me just to kill me

[hard spindle]

lmao projecting much?

[signal seal]

gimme a sec to launch the game

[hard spindle]

doing gods work tbh

[exotic leaf]

i did find an area that’s underground and i’ve been exploring already. i think im still under leveled for radahn

[hushed hazel]

garden of salvation work

[hard spindle]

nice reply

[hushed hazel]

that underground area has the bad version of the boss

[hard spindle]

replied to the write message board man

[hushed hazel]

ylper ecin

[hard spindle]

this is why ur single

[signal iris]

yeah gotta kill radahn to get to the area w that enemy

[exotic leaf]

I’m not by radahn when i’m underground it’s closer to limgrave

[hushed hazel]

shut up rando i woke up at 6am im tired

[exotic leaf]

okay :)

[hushed hazel]

yea thats the bad area

[vestal ember]

real @exotic leaf in the go-live vc !?

[exotic leaf]

reaaaaaal

[hushed hazel]

when you kill radahn he blows the floor up and you get a way into the top of that area

u see the bridges and stuff above u

[hard spindle]

who?

[hushed hazel]

you can get onto those

[signal iris]

he doesn't blow the ground up, a star does

[hard spindle]

I woke up at 5 ur point?

[exotic leaf]

average level for radahn? i’m not leveled enough for the capital lmao

[hushed hazel]

im star

[hard spindle]

its okay to admit you are mentally inept

[vestal ember]

um actually, it's called a crater 🤓

[hushed hazel]

honestly like 75+ should be fine

[wind axle]

70ish imo

[hard spindle]

die painfully

[vestal ember]

you can cheese radahn

[signal iris]

radahn is in caelid btw

[hushed hazel]

[vestal ember]

just keep summoning for the fight

[smoky matrix]

I think 60 is fine for radhann

[exotic leaf]

cheesing is boring

[vestal ember]

summon and use rock sling zzzz

[hard spindle]

"you can cheese radahn"- 🤓

[smoky matrix]

you're definitely supposed to summon the ai for this one

[hushed hazel]

use scarlet rot breath and summons

[exotic leaf]

oh yeah ofc!

[hard spindle]

🤓

[hushed hazel]

anyone bloons 6 multiplayer?

[exotic leaf]

summoning is fine but cheesing is another thing

[smoky matrix]

don't nerd me, I've talked with people who were stuck on it and then didnt' know you could/should summon the ai

[signal iris]

i wanna be impaled like malenia does when she does her grab attack

[hard spindle]

🤓

[signal seal]

the bm 😄

[hard spindle]

people u know are likely equally as dumb as u so doesn't surprise me honestly

[vestal ember]

bing caught muling items

[hushed hazel]

i want to be consumed by the scarlet rot

[hushed hazel]

L + items stolen + teleported under the map into a deathloop

i gave bing my bolt of gransax and now he’s turned into a hardcore criminal

[signal seal]

so what 😐

[vestal ember]

time to run off with his items

[hushed hazel]

lmfao

[exotic leaf]

L + Maidenless

[smoky matrix]

THIS IS FINE

[vestal ember]

what was the first item you dropped @signal seal

[signal iris]

you solo'd him?
i had to cheese him bc im trash at fromsoft games

[smoky matrix]

sucks to suck

[signal iris]

[hard spindle]

have u tried not sucking?

[hushed hazel]

he kinda easy ngl

[exotic leaf]

what are those green and blue squares

[hushed hazel]

talisman

[smoky matrix]

got him first try

[smoky matrix]

health/stamina/fp up

[hard spindle]

[exotic leaf]

Valid

[hushed hazel]

i first try’d godskin duo and maliketh

[signal iris]

my only achievement is that i completed ds1 solo
but i cheesed manus

[signal seal]

beating my poor level 38 up with your level 9999

[smoky matrix]

radhann rune and a stamina talisman

[vestal ember]

YOU HIT ME FIRST

do you need runes

[golden mica]

here we go
https://i.imgur.com/raf46ze.png

[vestal ember]

i have poppables

[hushed hazel]

krypted drop me runes pls…

[smoky matrix]

it begins

[exotic leaf]

PC players 🥺

[hard spindle]

its even talking like berkut what

[hushed hazel]

NOOO DONT DOWNLOAD HIS GAME

[golden mica]

I TRUST BERKUT

I WILL DOWNLOAD HIS GAME

[exotic leaf]

please play along with it

[hard spindle]

you should friend berkut and download it

[signal iris]

[hushed hazel]

michael is hacked

[hard spindle]

its not michael anymore. its bot fred

[exotic leaf]

F

[hushed hazel]

just start asking the hacker random stuff like how his mother is doing

[vestal ember]

the berkut incident. march 17 2022

[hushed hazel]

[hard spindle]

who though

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/srElrPR.png

[hushed hazel]

no no no no no

[hard spindle]

OMG HE NEEDS HELP AND NO ONE IS HELPING

[vestal ember]

please help my friend berkut.

[hushed hazel]

MICHAEL HE’S HACKED DONT HELP HIMMM

[exotic leaf]

tell them you can’t see the link they send

[signal iris]

berkut is a bozo

[hard spindle]

OMG GUYS PLEASE SENT YOUR CREDIT DETAILS TO HELP FRIEND BERKUT

[golden mica]

Sempiternal — Today at 2:35 AM
Oh yeah?
Berkut — Today at 2:35 AM
yepp

[vestal ember]

[golden mica]

this mf not even getting to the point

[hard spindle]

yepp with 2 ps? are we sure this isnt berk?

[hushed hazel]

my go to is ‘im on mobile cant download it srry’

[scarlet frigate]

Hey guess what?

[golden mica]

[hushed hazel]

download my new game pls

[vestal ember]

[exotic leaf]

best way is to gaslight and girl boss

[hard spindle]

DO YOU LIKE PLAY GAME MICAEL?

[vestal ember]

DO U LIKE PLAY GAME ? :/

[hushed hazel]

MICHAEL PLAY GAME :/

[exotic leaf]

PLAY GAME :/

[hard spindle]

Shut up was my joke

[vestal ember]

proof

[desert pilot]

lol did berkut get hacked

[hushed hazel]

why do the hackers always use :/

[hard spindle]

dn is my proof

[scarlet frigate]

[exotic leaf]

yes

[hard spindle]

bc is v effective

[hushed hazel]

real?

[vestal ember]

do u need ur airducts cleaned? :/

[bitter heath]

Just fuck with them for as long as you can manage

[hushed hazel]

can i get your snap? :/

[hard spindle]

for free yes

[scarlet frigate]

N O

[hushed hazel]

rando can you repaint my car

[vestal ember]

tbh 7/10 i see u in the halls but we dont talk

sb for more rates

[hushed hazel]

💀

[vestal ember]

💀

[hard spindle]

pay for my train ticket

[hard spindle]

u can get mine 😍

[hushed hazel]

i told you i spent all my money on subway

[vestal ember]

high school shordies feelin themselves after giving a dude 4/10 on snap

[hushed hazel]

bro’s ego is decimated

[hard spindle]

then I wont repaint L

go into debt 4 me sky

[thick orbit]

I am really drunk

[hard spindle]

we dont care

[onyx schooner]

how do people fall for the scams

[wind axle]

Berkut actually pulled a frost

[hard spindle]

we get it you're drunk Jesus christ

[hushed hazel]

i have a photo of myself in english class a couple years ago where my seating plan was me sat alone next to like 5 girls and the caption is just “didn’t realise misogyny was bad until now”

[wind axle]

Goddamn it's the exact same scam

[hard spindle]

I am gonna pull a frost next. new trend 😍

[vestal ember]

pepela

[hard spindle]

EXPLAIN LMAO

[golden mica]

🍿

[hushed hazel]

bro frost i’ve had like 7-8 of those guys dm me, they’re down bad for my account because it’s old

[onyx schooner]

@vestal ember just got hit too

[exotic leaf]

“game looks mid”

[hard spindle]

rising front is kinda s sick game unironically though

[golden mica]

@vestal ember I've got a dumb question... Do I need a staff to cast incantations

[thick orbit]

you too ||jk sorry||

[exotic leaf]

damn i’m not getting DMd

[wind axle]

bro 💀

[vestal ember]

you need a sacred seal

[hushed hazel]

it’s frost??

[exotic leaf]

Rising Frost

[wind axle]

FROST REFERENCE??? ⁉️

[hard spindle]

HAVE U PLAYED RISISING FROST

[signal iris]

@onyx schooner when cross save?

[hushed hazel]

frost reference ong

[vestal ember]

go get the golden order seal

[hard spindle]

WAIT LMAO THE SCAMMER DIDNT SPELL THE NAME RIGHT AHAH

[onyx schooner]

never

[hard spindle]

rising forst insteada rising front LMAO

cant even spell there own game name right

[signal iris]

i will not buy u prime access, then

[vital roost]

berkut stopped responding to me, i wanted another one of these :(

cried

[hushed hazel]

LMFAO

[onyx schooner]

literally cant help you

[vestal ember]

never seen a man so down bad

[smoky matrix]

frost...

[hard spindle]

thats sick no one asked

[desert pilot]

god damn

sickening

[hushed hazel]

claire buy me hbo and i’ll give you free elden ring runes

[vestal ember]

🥺

[hushed hazel]

no scam

[hard spindle]

bro no scam he wants to lick

[hushed hazel]

bro has never spoken to a maiden in his life

[signal iris]

i am over level 150 bro

[bitter heath]

You ain't seen me then

[vestal ember]

25 levels too high nerd

[hushed hazel]

you could be level 151 with the sheer amount of runes i have in my possession

[signal iris]

i don't care about pvp

[vestal ember]

smh

[hushed hazel]

the pvp meta should be increased to 400

[signal iris]

BUT i backed up when i was level 123

[hard spindle]

just faced a magic user. introduced him to god

[hushed hazel]

rando what lvl r u

[hard spindle]

guess

[hushed hazel]

129

[hard spindle]

If u close I will paypal u one pount

[hard spindle]

no money 4 u

[hushed hazel]

129

[vital roost]

blocked once more

[signal iris]

i still have my character at level 124 incase i wanna roll back

[hard spindle]

ur so shit at baiting them

brb watch a master at work

[vital roost]

THEY STOPPED RESPONDING

[signal seal]

@vestal ember this great omencleaver axe is insane 😄

[hushed hazel]

ash if u bait them by saying u installed the game they already know ur not serious

[vital roost]

after i asked how to screenshot

[vestal ember]

dirty mule abuser

[hushed hazel]

u gotta act like ur considering installing it

[signal seal]

what game?

[vital roost]

it worked on the last one

[hard spindle]

bc u made it so obvi

[signal seal]

oh please it was really just for the weapon arts 😛

[hushed hazel]

lucky attempt

[signal iris]

i backed up with 5 million runes

[thick orbit]

[hard spindle]

ash ur kinda brain dead uno

[thick orbit]

I love someone here

[hushed hazel]

i have 7 runes on me rn

[thick orbit]

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[vital roost]

don’t throw rocks in a glass house rando

[hard spindle]

rlly u havent said 100 times

[golden mica]

I haven't been to that area of the map yet

[thick orbit]

Have I ever said it???

[hard spindle]

bitch I will throw rocks at whoever and whatever I want

[thick orbit]

[vestal ember]

erdtree's favor then

[hard spindle]

at least 30 times today alone

[hushed hazel]

guys who is ren

[vestal ember]

erdtree seal* pepela

[hushed hazel]

i’m not involved in the pink name circle

[vital roost]

who is it

[thick orbit]

Someone that starts with a letter

[vital roost]

omg me i start with a letter

[vestal ember]

lewshifer pepela

[hushed hazel]

a is a number

[thick orbit]

[hard spindle]

some cring person who donated 200 dollars or somet to navist. just general cring pink name

[vital roost]

no denial…

[hushed hazel]

200 DOLLARS??

[hard spindle]

yuh lmao

[thick orbit]

I never denial accusations

[onyx schooner]

ren has too much money

[hushed hazel]

i could buy a decent amount of runes with that

[hard spindle]

ren just needs to spent money better lmao

[hard spindle]

this why u got no money sky

[thick orbit]

I just love spending money

[vital roost]

ren when are u donating me 200 dollars (i need it for the game i’m making)

[onyx schooner]

give to me so i can buy medicine

[wind axle]

awww moonlight greatsword no longer hurts your horse while you sit on it

[hard spindle]

spent 0 on me

[thick orbit]

[vestal ember]

why are you sad about that u freak

[hard spindle]

ashyoo when are you donating to me

[thick orbit]

Spent $200 usd on the server tho

[hushed hazel]

i spent all my money on clash of clans gems

[vital roost]

no

[hard spindle]

I could unironically believe this

[hushed hazel]

rando when r u buying me donator

[void slate]

Did you like my video game @hard spindle

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/bS8pvXH.png
wait they actually have a screenshot ready in case you try link the steam version LOL

[hard spindle]

I will send you a good dm if you do (rare randolando dm that dosent make you pained)

[vital roost]

it won’t say “die twink”?

[hard spindle]

go to go live I wanna watch u play

[hushed hazel]

rando buy me donator and i’ll send u my address

[hard spindle]

never lmao shut up

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/pDJixsV.png
I think he realized I know

[void slate]

but you were watching me play

[onyx schooner]

reminiscent of "I want this twink obliterated"

[exotic leaf]

now beta on steam :/

[hard spindle]

no actually it will be rlly nice

[hushed hazel]

:/

[void slate]

You will be my beta on steam ❤️

[hard spindle]

I wanna watch u play more. join go live again ma boi

[void slate]

now it got boring I need a break

[exotic leaf]

the alpha 🥺

[hard spindle]

when will great peter be back?

[hushed hazel]

michael can u stream berkut’s new game pls

[void slate]

I wish I could stream VR but my computer goes to shit whenever I try

[bitter heath]

It will definitely say die twink @vital roost

[vital roost]

real

[thick orbit]

Alpha me

[hushed hazel]

imagine watching a vr stream in vr

[exotic leaf]

just simply block him

[exotic leaf]

alpha undies

[thick orbit]

I block so many people lmao

[thick orbit]

please

[hushed hazel]

my block list is empty

i have never blocked anyone on discord

[hard spindle]

if u pay me at least 1 dollar I can promise it will not

[quartz urchin]

Ok guys i need help xD im french and i need help for an english homework😭😭 can someone help me ? Its grammar

[hushed hazel]

i can help

[vestal ember]

use google translate

[hard spindle]

who r u?

[onyx schooner]

google

[hushed hazel]

i’m a native english speaker

[exotic leaf]

Yes

[hard spindle]

google translate is not a good idea btw

[vital roost]

exposed

[hard spindle]

u didnt pay me not to

[vestal ember]

bonne chance mon ami !

[exotic leaf]

banned

[hard spindle]

pay me to be nice and I will do ash

[vestal ember]

goodbye forever.

[bitter heath]

I'm definitely blocked

[hushed hazel]

sKryptedDNA can you donate me an edrag

[vestal ember]

i dont have edrags

[hushed hazel]

[vestal ember]

pepela

[hushed hazel]

i’ll get back into coc soon

[vital roost]

am i blocked

[hard spindle]

L pussys block ppl. Face the bullets like a man. 0 blocked on randolandos list

[bitter heath]

We both are ash

[exotic leaf]

everybody bully Ren into drinking water

[vestal ember]

do u need siege machine

[thick orbit]

I would rather you be in my phone contact

[vital roost]

omegs

[hard spindle]

[thick orbit]

gh

[thick orbit]

Don't be jealous

[hard spindle]

I am the opposite of jealous

[thick orbit]

sure sure

[vestal ember]

sober up ren u are being down bad in public chat!!

[thick orbit]

I WILL NEVER SOBER UP

[bitter heath]

Us Aussies are like that

[hard spindle]

bitch please the only ppl that wanna be in ur contacts are masochists and insane ppl

[bitter heath]

To be honest

[golden mica]

wait ren it's 2:30am, go to sleep

[void slate]

@hard spindle @exotic leaf

[hard spindle]

dont u have work tomorrow old man?

[vestal ember]

👀

[hard spindle]

dont tag me with that cow

[vestal ember]

[thick orbit]

YOU WRONG YOU SIMPLETIN

[hard spindle]

but ayo peter came out the closet?

[exotic leaf]

what does this mean

[void slate]

@hard spindle 🐮

[hard spindle]

so true beter

[bitter heath]

Shittiest timezone in the country

[golden mica]

can i steal you in social-1 to explain some things to boomer michael

[void slate]

It's Randolando dragging you into his closet

[thick orbit]

Damn

[vestal ember]

i hate you

[exotic leaf]

i doubt rando can afford a closet

[thick orbit]

HELP

I need your number who ever read this

[void slate]

He is the closet

[hard spindle]

wtf was the need to say that?

[bitter heath]

Hit up my dms easy

Also

[hard spindle]

lew can U maybe not make fun of my personal living situation. kind of a dick move. tf did I do to u

[bitter heath]

Why the fuck did my region change to NA

[hushed hazel]

im tryna help the french dude with his homework and its so confusing

[hard spindle]

ik your kinda throwing a paddy atm but can U not be a cunt

[thick orbit]

[smoky matrix]

what is da homework

[thick orbit]

Dunno if I should I have many dms with people

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-woah-hold-up-wait-gif-5693923

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/egirl-pfp-discord-hannaowo-gif-20840274

[hard spindle]

she made fun of my living situation like multiple times b4 deserved

[hushed hazel]

its like to put words in empty spaces and conjugate them but i don’t get whether there’s a list of words to use and what some of the stuff means

[bitter heath]

My dms are dry as fuck rn

[hard spindle]

OMG REAL REN FACE REVEAL

[thick orbit]

[bitter heath]

I get like four people a day

[smoky matrix]

god now I'm curious

[thick orbit]

I would face reveal but I am to shy

[bitter heath]

And that's if I'm not threatening to hunt them down and kill them

[hushed hazel]

ill send it to you

[hard spindle]

so true u have never face revealed

this is so sad

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/girlgamer-turnons-gif-7748341

I owned it trust

[vital roost]

i’m sorry for being dry

[thick orbit]

wait its bo2 nvm

[hard spindle]

watching Michael die repedatly is v sick ngl

this is v relaxing

[bitter heath]

Be better!

[bitter heath]

Stupid ass

[thick orbit]

[bitter heath]

[hard spindle]

[thick orbit]

RANDO I LOVE YOU ALSO SHIFTER I LOVE YOU TOOO

THAT ALSO GOES FOR PETER TOOOOO

[bitter heath]

I don't get one

[hushed hazel]

can’t even join to watch

[bitter heath]

Playing chicken with a bus now

[hard spindle]

didnt ask

[hushed hazel]

wow

[hard spindle]

[hushed hazel]

rando im outside ur house

[sharp arch]

Nice man

[void slate]

I love Randolando ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[hard spindle]

I love peter 😍

[void slate]

LewShifter ❤️

[hard spindle]

r u just at the gym again ?

[peak oak]

I prefer friday night, rather than saturday night

[hushed hazel]

maybe

[peak oak]

as I dont need to feels the dreaded Sunday morning if I go ham on friday night

[hushed hazel]

i prefer wednesday

[void slate]

I love @void slate

[hard spindle]

muscle reveal again after workout 🥺

[hushed hazel]

I love @void slate

[hard spindle]

I love @void slate

[hushed hazel]

ill do a muscle reveal after i take a cold shower

[hard spindle]

please I need a new one

[signal seal]

@vestal ember do you have an extra Jar Talisman that makes your equip load much higher?

i'm getting staggered by scythes 🤮

[hushed hazel]

ok

[vestal ember]

no

[void slate]

😳

[hushed hazel]

equip load affects stagger?

[signal seal]

poise does

[hushed hazel]

thought that was poise

[void slate]

define poise

[signal seal]

but equip load = heavier armor = more poise

[hushed hazel]

ah

yea i just use lionel’s armour for 72 poise

[exotic leaf]

ill stop acting like a bitch when Rando learns to respect and not treat people like shit lmao :) but that’ll never happen so i guess ill just continue on

love this for me!

[thick orbit]

I will treat you the best mi lady fedora emote

https://tenor.com/view/fedora-hat-tip-nice-guy-gif-19620601

[thick orbit]

please was a joke

[exotic leaf]

it’s just so easy not to be a fucking asshole lmao

[void slate]

Windows will break in the year 30828

[exotic leaf]

especially if you can’t handle when it’s thrown back at you

[thick orbit]

true

[void slate]

fucking assholes are tight

[thick orbit]

[hushed hazel]

i dont understand whats going on

[thick orbit]

me too sky but I will just agree

[void slate]

When someone throws the sky back at you

[thick orbit]

[hushed hazel]

When someone throws the Peter Servo back at you

ughhh my interview is in an hour

and i have that feeling where i’m too nervous to focus on anything

[void slate]

No trains 4 us

[sharp arch]

What the

[hushed hazel]

german nazis

vegan potato

[exotic leaf]

you’re gonna do great!

[void slate]

@exotic leaf https://www.mbtmag.com/global/news/22119164/electrical-glitch-halts-trains-in-europe

[thick orbit]

damn

[hushed hazel]

i’m not worried about the actual interview, it’s literally just like that annoying feeling where i cant focus because ik i have something important coming up

[thick orbit]

guess you could say they wernt really trained

[hushed hazel]

how do you train a train

[thick orbit]

yes

[hushed hazel]

do you train it to be a better train?

or do you train the train to follow the example of other trains

my bad

[exotic leaf]

stupid pointless drama that can easily be avoided if people were self aware

[hushed hazel]

randolando is british he can’t be self aware

[thick orbit]

[vital roost]

that’s how it mostly can be avoided

yet some people just aren’t there

[thick orbit]

True~! Imagine making an island a prison for peopel that became known as Australia oofies

[lament egret]

hi oomfies

[exotic leaf]

oh no i guess i’ll poke the dragon then get mad when she tries to hurt my feelings

[hushed hazel]

honestly i endorse the creation of australia

if i was the queen i’d also send all of my prisoners to a hellhole full of spiders

[hushed hazel]

hello famous pink name koe

[lament egret]

heyhey

[exotic leaf]

there’s koe the kutie

[hushed hazel]

chat should i nap before my interview

[exotic leaf]

yes

[hushed hazel]

i have to leave in 45 minutes

[exotic leaf]

actually no then

[lament egret]

stay up and go over yourself

[hushed hazel]

okay

i need to wash my hair i look like a schizophrenic with it sticking up

[void slate]

[lament egret]

[hushed hazel]

nope!

[lament egret]

im probably gonna take a nap this migraine sucks ass

[hushed hazel]

i’ve had migraines for like 10 years they suck hard asf

[exotic leaf]

make sure you stay hydrated too!!

[hushed hazel]

me when i become crippled because head hurt

[lament egret]

oh yeah

[void slate]

Is Hydra hydrated?

[sharp vale]

I am sick as fuck

[hushed hazel]

you got the flu

go back to bed and take ibuprofen

[exotic leaf]

ew covid get away from me

[exotic leaf]

hydrophobic

[hushed hazel]

i was meant to go see my mum today and then she randomly copped covid 💀

[signal iris]

this is why i ignore him everytime he says something
i don't need that disgusting energy around me

[void slate]

Would you have a sleepover with someone in a nuclear bunker

[lament egret]

only if the bombs go off

[exotic leaf]

only if it’s you

[lament egret]

(The rumbling rocks me to sleep)

[void slate]

I would throw a grenade under your bed to make you sleep

[exotic leaf]

it’s very easy to just idk like not act like that lmao

[lament egret]

I’d like that peter

[void slate]

Can I translate your name to polish? @signal iris

[signal iris]

lmao why peter?

[void slate]

||Klara Kanapka||

[signal iris]

that's my name in polish?

[lament egret]

it sounds cute

[signal iris]

this is why you call me clara?

[void slate]

yes

[void slate]

yes

[hushed hazel]

peter translate my name to polish

i need to know

[hard spindle]

who

[lament egret]

💀

[hushed hazel]

you

[hard spindle]

who

[hushed hazel]

me

[hard spindle]

who

[void slate]

Niebo

niebo in polish means both sky and heaven

[hard spindle]

translate peter to polish

[void slate]

Piotr

[exotic leaf]

i bet my irl name is the same in polish

[hard spindle]

thats v sick piotr

[lament egret]

how do you translate koemi to polish peter

[hushed hazel]

das me

[void slate]

we don't have any equivalent to that

[lament egret]

unfortunate

[void slate]

Typical day in Poland @exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

what does this mean peter

[wind axle]

howd i get here so fast

im not addicted i swear

[hard spindle]

nawh bc u da goat

[void slate]

It's something my grandpa always wanted

[signal seal]

you can get there in like 3-4 hours or less

not that you SHOULD do that

[void slate]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vistula_Spit_canal This will make Elbląg, my grandpas city a viable trading port to some extent @exotic leaf

as of now ships have to travel through Russia - controlled waters near Kaliningrad

[exotic leaf]

i’m gonna swim in there

[void slate]

with the dug up dirt we are also making a man-made island

@exotic leaf https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aestian_Island

[wind axle]

michael streaming elden ring in social 1 but channel is full

[hushed hazel]

yea thats what i said

[exotic leaf]

sadge

[void slate]

sadge is tight

[hard spindle]

want is to move for you?

[wind axle]

permhappenstance

[exotic leaf]

tight

[hushed hazel]

relocate

[hard spindle]

hahah I talked to em after this run we move to social 2

[wind axle]

[hard spindle]

anythinh 4 u frost

[wind axle]

😳

oh its this quest

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/september-earth-wind-and-fire-do-you-remember-21st-night-of-september-disco-gif-18346287

banger of a song

[wind axle]

go rest again

and come back out

[thick orbit]

I am so drunk fuck

[hard spindle]

rlly u never mentioned it

[wind axle]

okay this is fucking entertaining

HAHAHAHA

[hard spindle]

it was so much better b4 frost

[wind axle]

imagine he fucking chokes and dies

Aw

[hard spindle]

he hasnt even got him b4 half health b4. hes so close

[void slate]

Frostophile ❤️

[wind axle]

[void slate]

:sheeesh:

[wind axle]

Michael coping so hard rn

has he killed ghiza

[hard spindle]

he did it though

HE KILLED IVAN

[wind axle]

chad

@golden mica just jump down from the bridge

Pepega

Peepga

[hard spindle]

hes michael

[wind axle]

Pepperga

Do 4

It's in info

[thick orbit]

poarjlkjgargddfr

[wind axle]

poopenfarten

wait has he gone into leyndell outskirts yet

[thick orbit]

My ears fuckig hurt

[wind axle]

kinda wanna see him do duo tree sent

[smoky matrix]

duo tree sent wasn't thaaat bad

just hit and run with horse

[wind axle]

You could also just run past then aggro 1 at a time

[hard spindle]

^

[thick orbit]

Time to not throw up in bed

[wind axle]

Did he kill Alberich I don't remember

Round table main hall invader

[vital roost]

woah so many gen chatters in one vc wtf

[wind axle]

Yes

Michael streaming elden ring

[hard spindle]

Hope u got your answer

[hard spindle]

yuh notice how u werent invited ?

[wind axle]

[hard spindle]

but we moved to a bigger vc more ppl should be able to join

[thick orbit]

Welp not gonna make it

[vital roost]

are u inviting me

[thick orbit]

L

[wind axle]

Yes

[wind axle]

Rip

[hard spindle]

yes

[thick orbit]

Yep

I'm eeak

[hard spindle]

this is the best shit u will ever watch. please come

[wind axle]

Please

[hard spindle]

michael is even worse at elden rings than he is at density2 pve

[vital roost]

ok i’ll join after restroom

[wind axle]

No

Pee your pants while you watch

[thick orbit]

Oki4

[hard spindle]

frost back in your corner thats enough

[wind axle]

[thick orbit]

If I stay up I'm okay

But it'd not helpful

[wind axle]

Michael issue

[thick orbit]

Or a thrown up issue

Probs gonna spew like 6 times tbh if I do

[wind axle]

9 smithing 3s to get +10

Yes, go to leyndell outskirts

Fun area

Kill all the shardbearers pussy

[hard spindle]

this mf cant even kill a boss on his own

[wind axle]

I wanna watch him attempt

L

rip bozoid

gn mikey

bed time :schleep:

[golden mica]

random joining is

[vestal ember]

yellow name moment

[hard spindle]

his first question aswell LMAO

[golden mica]

chat, should I just block @hard spindle

[wind axle]

bro called us caucasian

[hard spindle]

LMAO COMGRATULATIONS

[wind axle]

add friend^1000

[golden mica]

@wind axle https://i.imgur.com/tTxVi1p.png
are you ok

[wind axle]

yes

[vestal ember]

golden parry 1000 parry frames

[hard spindle]

yes

[vital roost]

ah it ended

[wind axle]

rip ashy

[hard spindle]

michael did u not enjoy my present ?

[wind axle]

piss took too long

[vital roost]

no no it’s ok i probs wasn’t gonna join anyways

[hard spindle]

yuh we heard u were coming

[golden mica]

Michael 1st tried the other IMPOSSIBLE BOSS so we called it quits

[vital roost]

didn’t want to upset certain ppl

[wind axle]

michael go fight the duo tree sentinels next time you stream

[hard spindle]

michael please do the remaining bosses without summons

[vestal ember]

[wind axle]

michael go fight me

[hard spindle]

NAWH I BELIEVE IN MICHAEL

[vestal ember]

waiting for michael to fight ||godskin noble and apostle||

[hard spindle]

dont laugh. michael no more summons

[wind axle]

[golden mica]

Absolutely not

[vestal ember]

and the ||duo crucible knights|| holy

[wind axle]

waiting for michael to fight maliketh and malenia tbh

[hard spindle]

michael ||Elden beast moment ||

[wind axle]

they seem like a fun watch

[signal seal]

Duo ||godskin|| was the most annoying fight of the century

[hard spindle]

please do. I believe in u man

[wind axle]

unironically phase 1 was harder

[signal seal]

i was like ||wow i killed one|| and then it came back

[hard spindle]

please use his correct name

||foreskin||

[wind axle]

foreskin noble ah yes

[hard spindle]

yes

[thick orbit]

Time to get the bucket

[hard spindle]

so much harder wym

[wind axle]

phase 2 is just fighting the camera 💀

[hard spindle]

LMAO FR FR

[wind axle]

its just another dragon boss

[hard spindle]

also nice spelling frost

[wind axle]

wym

[hard spindle]

WAIT I HAD A MOMENT

dyslexic randolando moment

[wind axle]

the fug

[smoky matrix]

Rando...

[golden mica]

Tbh all this proved is that bleed katana ain't for me and I should try out faith blasph blade or holy scythe @vestal ember

[smoky matrix]

Your katana is plus 4 you dunce

[wind axle]

yeah i think scythe might be good for michael

[vestal ember]

i think you need range too lol

[wind axle]

either scythe or whip

[vestal ember]

but the parry i just gave you is broken with katanas

[wind axle]

whip can be pretty pogchamp

[vestal ember]

since you're using dex anyways you might aswell riposte

[vital roost]

@golden mica next time u stream i’ll try to be there

[hard spindle]

fuck off I thought u left. leave michaels superior skills alone

[wind axle]

next time you stream you better ping all of us

[hard spindle]

please dont

[vital roost]

some people do wish that yes rando

[hard spindle]

I think he wont

[wind axle]

then its your job

[hard spindle]

no one wishes that u were there

[smoky matrix]

His katana was +4 before I left >:(

[vestal ember]

his new katana is now +8

[hard spindle]

it still is 💀

[smoky matrix]

Crying

[hard spindle]

oh wait i forgor new katana

[smoky matrix]

Ok that's acceptable

[golden mica]

I wasn't planning on streaming to everyone, but they all enjoyed lauhning at me

[hard spindle]

what isnt acceptable is bullying. be nice to michael

[vestal ember]

off-topic aka the new elden ring wiki

[signal seal]

can you put parry weapon art on a Katana?

[hard spindle]

we helped u though wym

[wind axle]

hey they gave good tips

[golden mica]

What is riposte?!?!

[hard spindle]

michael did you or did you not learn greatly

[smoky matrix]

Who needs fextralife when you have this

[hard spindle]

big stab

[signal seal]

when you crit or backstab a stunned enemy

[vestal ember]

the critical attack you can do after a parry or stagger

[wind axle]

visceral

[golden mica]

Right

[smoky matrix]

The biggest achievement was learning that weapons have a 3 hit light combo

[wind axle]

riposte is the visceral attack you did when you parried the bozos

[hard spindle]

see u learnt today michael. despite the laughing

@ us again next time

[wind axle]

[vestal ember]

take away the golden parry then start parrying again pepela

[smoky matrix]

Surely

Show us your perfect timing

[wind axle]

fuck now i wanna see him do dual wield colossal weapon str build

[signal seal]

this is riposte

[vital roost]

[wind axle]

its called visceral

[smoky matrix]

He refuses to use the big sword >:(

[hard spindle]

[wind axle]

[signal seal]

colossal scaling is so dog shit

[hard spindle]

ONG

[wind axle]

also bing why are you watching family guy in the background

[signal seal]

hi yes i use 17 talisman and 15 buffs to make my colassal weapon usable

[vestal ember]

visceral this ratio

[smoky matrix]

But it looks coooool

[hard spindle]

that was foul 💀

apologise rn dna

[wind axle]

[signal seal]

the only colassal weapon i've ever liked was Yhorms Machete

[smoky matrix]

I have not taken my colossal sword off for like thirty hours 🗿

[signal seal]

because it actually had scaling

[vestal ember]

bing

[signal seal]

colossal weapons in Elden ring barely stagger

[wind axle]

frost abuse tbh

[signal seal]

yeah?

[vestal ember]

later u help me mule weapons and souls so i can start a character at level 125 yes?

🙂

[signal seal]

yeah ok i'm not on atm though but later i can

[hard spindle]

kidnap michael

[smoky matrix]

Idot

[signal seal]

you can hit 125 fast by just killing the chicken though

[smoky matrix]

Rob him again

[wind axle]

what did you expect from the man who invented the Frost Skip

[signal seal]

you're going to get muted for posting that

[wind axle]

true

[smoky matrix]

You aren't strong enough to adapt the frost skip to Elden ring

[wind axle]

true 2

[hushed hazel]

blood chicken

[hard spindle]

what did I just watch

[wind axle]

the frost skip

[hard spindle]

that hurt me physically jesus christ

[wind axle]

the frost skip

[golden mica]

Why is that game in elden-ring-chat

[wind axle]

Yes

[hard spindle]

bitch why u in elden ring chat after that performance ?

[wind axle]

Aren't you going to bed

[hard spindle]

dont come at ma boi frost like tha

[signal seal]

threads 🤮

[vestal ember]

[golden mica]

Right I should probably get that lightning incantation so I stop embarrassing myself with parries

[vestal ember]

the parries were good

[signal seal]

just practice parrying til you get the hang of it

[vestal ember]

the ripostes were missed.

thats harder than actually parrying

to miss an animation stab

[wind axle]

I should start using parries

I don't like having to two hand a weapon to use weapon art tho

[vestal ember]

ummmmm please keep elden ring chat to elden ring

[golden mica]

Do parries work on the big fuck off bosses or only the other tarnished

[signal seal]

they work on a lot of bosses, some attacks only

some bosses require 3 parries for a riposte

[vestal ember]

very simple

if it is trying to hit you, parry.

[signal seal]

though it's not always the most effective strategy since missing one is a huge punish

[vestal ember]

if you dont get the parry, try again.

[signal seal]

find a humanoid knight with a short sword or a spear, and practice parrying

you can't parry their weapon arts but lung and swings yes

[dark shoal]

sneed

[signal seal]

you want your shield to go forward as their HAND moves towards you

don't watch the weapon, watch the hand

[vestal ember]

he has golden parry so theres no more risk in parrying

[hard spindle]

this chat was extremely based in the past 30 minutes

[signal seal]

idk what golden parry is i use buckler parry

can you put golden parry on a dagger?

nope shields only rip

[high drum]

How do I report toxic LFG members? @here

[signal seal]

#server-rules #support-ticket read both carefully

[vital roost]

#support-ticket

[signal seal]

Hi ashyoo

[high drum]

ty

[vital roost]

sneed poster

[vital roost]

hey

[dark shoal]

hello ashton

[vital roost]

[dark shoal]

can i D*STINY 2 you

[hard spindle]

[sharp vale]

ASHYOOO

[golden mica]

Can't escape the clickbait youtubers

[signal seal]

jesus christ

mimic tear is still fine i think it just doesn't win fights for you

hoarfrost got gutted

[hard spindle]

MIMIC TEAR IS GONE MICHAEL

ITS GONE MICHAEL NO MORE MIMIC TEAR

[sharp vale]

Elden ring really out here getting treated like dreadstiny or other clickbait games like gta

Insane

[hard spindle]

I miss bloodborne days

[sharp vale]

I'm gonna try parrying every boss

[hard spindle]

💀

[sharp vale]

I haven't tried

I remember in ds3 I really parried the fuck out of ludyx gundyr

And parried nameless king for ez w

And pontiff Sulyvahn

[cold nebula]

Have not played Elden Ring yet

[signal seal]

i had to learn how to parry pontiff for SL1

[vital roost]

what does this imply

[vital roost]

hey

[sharp vale]

Nvm nameless king wasn't parryable

[signal seal]

you could stun him

[sharp vale]

I was thinking of the dragonslayer armor boss

[signal seal]

dragonslayer armor was parryable but you couldn't riposte

[dark shoal]

can I

[sharp vale]

Free damage though

[signal seal]

he was really easy

[hard spindle]

dragonslayer amor 😍

[sharp vale]

Mfn uhhhh tree sentinel reminds me of dragon slayer armor

Big ol shield

[vital roost]

i’m making food rn (ashyoo make food before 6pm challenge)

[signal seal]

imagine eating before 11 pm

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo marry me before age 24 challeng

[vital roost]

too real

[vital roost]

my 24 or ur 24

[dark shoal]

can I

[vital roost]

come over and get some food

[signal seal]

yeet and ash would be the greatest romance story of the 2020's

[vital roost]

yes you can

[signal seal]

yeet is a cat lady too so you could have all of yeets cute cats

[vital roost]

i’m only marrying him for mechanicat

[signal seal]

I forgot I have new cat pics

[vital roost]

:o

[mild crystal]

@worldly lance how do you earn money

[mild crystal]

sombra?

[cold nebula]

I am shivering

[hard spindle]

do it fly dough?

[signal seal]

cats don't fly

[hard spindle]

you have clearly never seen a cat determined enough to get to da treats

[signal seal]

she's opened a drawer, got treats out of 3 grocery bags, and bit a hole in the bag of treats

like i wrapped the treat bag in 3 grocery bags

[hard spindle]

proof?

I am her lawyer and until you can prove she did it shes a free cat

[signal seal]

Look at the wise eyes and don't doubt

[hard spindle]

bro she gonna kill u in yo sleep

she got murder in her eyes 😭

[mild crystal]

She's adorable

[sharp vale]

Guys guys guys

Yeetim catalytic converter thief confirmed!11!!1

||I didn't actually steal these catalytic converters, they are useless and had to be replaced||

[bold urchin]

bruhhhhh

[void slate]

p*ssy cat

[sharp vale]

Mine are better

[sharp vale]

My 24

[void slate]

Is that an unexploded RUssian bomb

[sharp vale]

It's a cat

[void slate]

Where is the cat?

[sharp vale]

CATalytic converter

There's two of em right there

Two cats

[sharp vale]

The yeetim Instagram goes hard

[signal seal]

my friend had like 4-5 stolen once from his shop. happens a lot

but the price of platinum went way down i think so it's happened less

[sharp vale]

Bing

[signal seal]

worst part is they hit a V10 ram which was super easy and had 2+ of them

[sharp vale]

Catalytic converter theft has actually risen in the past months

[sharp vale]

NOT THE SRT10

[signal seal]

yeah i'm talking like the last X years

not an SRT10 or maybe it was, it was a piece of shit 😄

[sharp vale]

All V10 rams are SRT10s

[void slate]

@hard spindle https://youtu.be/XGYGvzkWfY0

[signal seal]

he got it cheap wholesale or auction

[sharp vale]

OH NVM

[signal seal]

big hunk of shit probably sold it for 15x what he paid

[sharp vale]

You're right the 8.0 magnum v10

[hard spindle]

this is quite tight peter. thx

[sharp vale]

I was thinking of the srt12

[hushed hazel]

@hard spindle got accepted

[hard spindle]

NICE THATS MA BOI

what college ?

[hushed hazel]

bro there was barely an interview cos the teacher already knew who i was from da open evening