💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[velvet quest]

Get real

[thin kelp]

Y'all actually down tremendous in this chat
#💬vip refugees ong

[earnest aurora]

O-O

[velvet quest]

Yeah but you’d like that

[void slate]

Who do you love the most?
A - @desert pilot
B - @thin kelp
C - @exotic leaf

[thin kelp]

B

[lament egret]

i like lew more

[sharp vale]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT I was like "wanna kiss" and I was like "lol sike" and you were like "no one wanna kiss me."

B

[thin kelp]

[earnest aurora]

WHAT THE FUCK

[thin kelp]

[void slate]

The results are:
Potassium - 0
Postninja - 2
Lewshifer - 1

[thin kelp]

[desert pilot]

[sharp vale]

B gang

LET'S GO

[thin kelp]

DW potassium you weren't included because you surpass us all

[sharp vale]

E u listening to red hot chili peppers

[earnest aurora]

Need a hug

[desert pilot]

cant stop good song cope and seethe

[sharp vale]

No, I hardly ever pay attention to potassium

[sharp vale]

Valid, why would I cope and seethe

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/banned-gif-23001481

[thin kelp]

🤨

[sharp vale]

I listen to it every time I hop on destinyㅤ to get in the groove

[void slate]

Imagine you have a cake, and 0 friends. You want to divide the cake so that each of your 0 friends gets a slice. How many slices do you end up with?

[signal iris]

i never even considered you when i said that

[lament egret]

lmao

[earnest aurora]

Gimme gun

[sharp vale]

💔

You're literally going to get banned

[lament egret]

good

[sharp vale]

I've seen people get banned for less

[lament egret]

let them lol

[desert pilot]

i thought you meant "ew u listening to red hot chili peppers" but just misspelled it

[earnest aurora]

Yo what the fuck ur werid

[signal iris]

w

[sharp vale]

Technically since there is nothing to divide by that explanation there is sti one whole cake left

[signal iris]

so what? what's the problem?

[sharp vale]

No, I meant to type R u

[desert pilot]

oh lol

[void slate]

should I go shower or stay in chat

[desert pilot]

yeah my moms loves red hot chili peppers so i grew up listening to them

[sharp vale]

This is literally 1984ㅤ

[lament egret]

ok

[signal iris]

ok

[exotic leaf]

D - @void slate

[earnest aurora]

I lost. To many braincells in off topic now i love this place

[sharp vale]

The world I love the things I've done to be part of the wave can't stop

[desert pilot]

if i get one more bad run in isaac im gonna fucking lose it

[signal iris]

@lament egret they're weird, aren't they?

[lament egret]

if they get muted they get muted lol

[earnest aurora]

Nvm im scared of this man name jakew

[signal iris]

they'll have deserved it

[restive orbit]

most probably hope they do

[signal iris]

watch them get banned

[void slate]

🤬

[exotic leaf]

wow

[lament egret]

you're not a masochist you're just weird lol

[signal iris]

lewdshifer

[sharp vale]

Just type 1984ㅤ

[signal iris]

[void slate]

wtf

[sharp vale]

Me n u when

[earnest aurora]

WHAT THE FUCK

[signal iris]

never

[exotic leaf]

me n u

[desert pilot]

what the hell is happening

[exotic leaf]

yellow names

[void slate]

heat death of the universe

[signal iris]

yes

[sharp vale]

😔

[sharp vale]

NOT AGAIN

Y'all seen the one with the black lipstick

[earnest aurora]

Gimme gun plz :>

[sharp vale]

And the guy gets progressively covered in black paint

[desert pilot]

i dont have one

[exotic leaf]

Red name is better

superior

[earnest aurora]

O right i can summon my on snow gun

[exotic leaf]

something none of you will ever have

[void slate]

I will never have manicure

[exotic leaf]

i can never keep up with mine

[desert pilot]

stop

[exotic leaf]

bro stop what

[void slate]

sis stop what

[exotic leaf]

@sharp sage

[thin kelp]

Wtf did I come back to

[desert pilot]

weird shit

here i am trying to play isaac in peace and shit like this is going on

[earnest aurora]

Very very weird shit

[exotic leaf]

close your precious eyes banana man

[sharp vale]

V10 screaming call it Ree-ten

[sharp sage]

Stop

[sharp vale]

Lightning McQueen is a v8

[earnest aurora]

I think they got ban

[sharp vale]

That's unhealthy bro, you should get that checked out

Got tumorous growths to get a v8 of nuts?

Must suck

I've heard studies that having more than two makes it bad to do anything with it

Yeah also the reason of your sexual failures

Gotemmm

[thin kelp]

More like yeetimm

[sharp vale]

100%

[lament egret]

must be normal for you

[sharp vale]

Bc you don't have perms

[earnest aurora]

This place is very very strange

[sick wyvern]

[earnest aurora]

Why did i say shit

[earnest aurora]

Can u yeet me to the shadow realm

[desert pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-kanye-west-funny-talking-gif-15547581

what would jerma say if he saw this

[earnest aurora]

Plz yeet me into the shadow realm

[void slate]

jerma dn

[void slate]

It's just Ye now

Ye West

[sharp vale]

You're telling me a blunt forced this trauma?

[amber wigeon]

<@&386233783973707788> can we get the cringe out of chat

[earnest aurora]

Huh

[placid skiff]

[long tundra]

Missed a few

Mod holiday today I guess

[willow quartz]

what did I miss

[high wasp]

We're on strike until we get a 15% pay raise

https://open.spotify.com/track/0GjEhVFGZW8afUYGChu3Rr?si=anKqQCgtTJSs94D27vVIew

I think this is the best song ever made

[exotic leaf]

[earnest aurora]

Anyone wanna play titanfall on ps4 :D

[velvet quest]

What happened

[earnest aurora]

Nonthing really

[exotic leaf]

cringe happened

[hollow marten]

Dn happened

[latent matrix]

interesting.

[exotic leaf]

oh no

[sharp sage]

hi tim

[void slate]

@exotic leaf What is Gerard burying?
A - Carrot
B - Fortnite Card
C - Your Mom

[exotic leaf]

D - A Snowman

[void slate]

@earnest aurora

[exotic leaf]

@void slate

[earnest aurora]

Hm

[cold nebula]

To chase the ghost in the moonglow
Throw your gown upon the light
Ghost in the moonglow
Whisper from the starlit skies

[earnest aurora]

O-O nvm imma walk away

[void slate]

@exotic leaf There is no army career for Midnight so he can either go Criminal or a Musician. What do you think?

[exotic leaf]

It might be under military!

theyi think army is a branch you can choose

you need Strangerville for it im pretty sure

[void slate]

I don't have that

[exotic leaf]

go with criminal

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-theen-chanter-monty-python-gif-9252715

[exotic leaf]

Ive never seen Tim type in chat all the years ive been here

[signal iris]

what if i marry u?

[exotic leaf]

step fam

[signal iris]

fam in law

[velvet quest]

I’ve seen him talk once maybe?

[exotic leaf]

i have no idea why i typed that tbh

[void slate]

NIce

I might actually get strangerville

[signal iris]

2 braincell haver

[exotic leaf]

more like sleepy bitch syndrome

[signal iris]

us

[exotic leaf]

its okay, it has a storyline you would like it

[sharp vale]

So apparently the Sony acquisition of Bungie wasn't just video game media related

[void slate]

should I also get the apartment expansion

with sun myshuno

[exotic leaf]

yes!

[void slate]

wtf the chinese are bomb reviewing city living

[void slate]

done and done

[somber anvil]

@exotic leaf

[cold nebula]

Hi Luna

[thin kelp]

malding

[hollow marten]

[bitter heath]

so, sleeping was definitely a bad idea

[somber anvil]

Henlo

[bitter heath]

I missed my entire shift at work

[vital roost]

oops lol

were they mad?

[bitter heath]

no idea, didnt pick up the call they gave me as I was asleep

apparently my brother said they texted him

[vital roost]

did he used to work there?

i assume that's how he got his number

[bitter heath]

nah, he's a manager at another store, knew one of my managers

[thin kelp]

Even if he worked there before that's maximum weird

[bitter heath]

only reason I'm working at macdonalds again though is cause it was the first place that offered me a job

applying at other places at the moment, hoping I'm not there much longer

[thin kelp]

That explains it

hope you get a better one my guy

[velvet quest]

[golden mica]

Damn you did very well, we absolutely guessed the same word before getting it

[vital roost]

chat box i just booked my hotel for the anime con next week

[golden mica]

!!

[vital roost]

https://ohayocon.org/

[lament egret]

woah

[bitter heath]

you're going there just to participate in the league tourney arent you

[vital roost]

LOL NO

league sucks >:(

[bitter heath]

ah, clearly the overwatch one then

[vital roost]

i actually competed in that one last year because a friend did as well

he used to be top 500 in ow, so he completely destroyed everyone

i lost in first round

[bitter heath]

there arent all too many cons in perth

[vital roost]

rip bozo

[bitter heath]

definitely heading to fur out west 2022

[vital roost]

YOOO

i only go to two cons

this one next week and the one in summer called matsuricon

[bitter heath]

I've only ever been to comicon and supanova

though last year I was going to go to the SEXPO with some friends

[lament egret]

i stopped going to comiccon nyc bc it got too overpriced for there being nothing really of value there 💀

[bitter heath]

yeah, it really is overpriced for what you get out of it

[lament egret]

I did meet the creator behind naruto years back in nycc

[restive orbit]

Wordle 230 4/6

[vital roost]

ducky cracked out of his mind

[bitter heath]

I went to supanova with my ex who wanted to cosplay and help out her aunt running their gunpla thing there

only reason I was there though, was honestly pretty fucking boring

[lament egret]

i went to comiccon in 2019 with my ex and we just played smash and saw all the cool stuff it was pretty neat

[bitter heath]

yeah no this was back in the year the switch had just come out

[restive orbit]

[thin kelp]

OCE

[restive orbit]

[somber anvil]

Hello ducky

[lament egret]

[velvet quest]

[languid kestrel]

Groundhog Day Snowstorm. :D

[lament egret]

i hope i dont repeat today

[velvet quest]

What

[loud lion]

Does anyone have a meme video of the Shrek 2 scene where Donkey keeps asking "Are we there yet?" But the popping sounds are replaced with Graviton Lance and Tractor Cannon?

It's from the Warmind Era so mid 2018

[velvet quest]

Seems like you did terrible

[red cloak]

D:

[velvet quest]

Idk what the grading scale is!

[lament egret]

i dont even know what wordle is

[velvet quest]

Me either tbh

[willow quartz]

me either

[hardy mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/screenshot-poland-meme-gif-22789074

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/803669027955408947/938841060925403226/58ADB0CA-AC87-446E-AF51-E84D7A4F5790.gif

[lament egret]

no way

[thin kelp]

New Poland

[drifting ivy]

@vital roost i managed to die to the monkeys in sekiro

i forgot tehy gave fear debuff, but i regenerated so ez

The boss monkey, folding screen or whatever

da monkeeeey

[thin kelp]

EU

Lost to 🐒

[drifting ivy]

@thin kelp caught in the act of deleting messages?

[thin kelp]

Uhh no

[drifting ivy]

ye syees

[velvet quest]

EU

[thin kelp]

EU

[drifting ivy]

what did we do

[golden mica]

nailed it

[red cloak]

I won

[velvet quest]

No way

[hollow marten]

[red cloak]

iPhone ssing delay is too much

[thin kelp]

iPhone

[compact hearth]

[lament egret]

dont you lecture me with your $30 android 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️

[red cloak]

Post don’t talk shit I’m the reason you still have 2 balls

[thin kelp]

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-siri-hey-siri-apple-ios-gif-21128872

Australian accent siri can get it tho 😏

[velvet quest]

What does this mean

[thin kelp]

👉 el no sabe

[velvet quest]

No I don’t what does it mean

[thin kelp]

[red cloak]

That’s post’s story to tell

All you need to know is that I have a level of medical knowledge

[thin kelp]

Smh why aren't you my home nurse

[red cloak]

Bc I’m not a nurse

[velvet quest]

TELL ME THE STORY

[thin kelp]

Oh fr are you a med student

[red cloak]

I’m an emt

[thin kelp]

Oh yeahhh

[red cloak]

Med student soon ™️

[thin kelp]

Look up zonker in search

[velvet quest]

Oh bruh you had blue balls lmao

[thin kelp]

nah it was worse

[velvet quest]

How bad

[red cloak]

It was tt not blue balls lol

[velvet quest]

Oh fun

How tf did that happen post

[vital roost]

:((

[sick wyvern]

Having a cute femboy taking care of you

[vital roost]

we do a little cbt

[bitter heath]

weak

just get ball cancer

[vital roost]

i'm in a call with someone who had ball cancer

[bitter heath]

I have it currently so

[red cloak]

D:

[vital roost]

:(( he had to get it removed

[red cloak]

im back chat

[vital roost]

hiya ryf

[red cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-hiash-ashpersona-tbhktime-gif-18971511

[bitter heath]

yeah, it isnt going to be fun

[golden mica]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-gif-23134764

[vital roost]

HIHI

[vital roost]

[red cloak]

idk what do

[vital roost]

how far into treatment are you?

if u don't mind me asking

[lament egret]

hi oomfies

[red cloak]

hi koe

[velvet quest]

Hello oomfie

[velvet quest]

Wanna do a duo gm

[bitter heath]

literally not at all, just started going to see someone about it

[red cloak]

uh

[vital roost]

ohh i see i see

[red cloak]

idk that requires effort

[vital roost]

i'll join and we can 3 man

[velvet quest]

No way

[vital roost]

i know ryf said he needed it

[red cloak]

oki

[velvet quest]

3 man gm? Impossible

[vital roost]

low man gm

[vital roost]

when did you find out?

[hardy mesa]

man i cant wait for kingsman 3

[lament egret]

[vital roost]

HAMPTER

[velvet quest]

[bitter heath]

like september or something last year

[vital roost]

:(( i wish you the best zac

cancer fucking sucks and it's super scary to think abt

[red cloak]

^^

[hardy mesa]

same man

yknow, my pfp seems really out of context here

[winged jungle]

/rank

[velvet quest]

I’ll get on my computer in a sec I’m gonna get legally ordained real quick

[split turret]

Is there any mods online?

[hardy mesa]

#support-ticket

[velvet quest]

Ok I’m ordained now in South Carolina

[lament egret]

real

[velvet quest]

Who wants to get married

I’ll officiate the wedding

[vital roost]

me i wanna get married

[velvet quest]

Ok pick your groom

[vital roost]

what if i wanted a bride

[red cloak]

unbased

[velvet quest]

Not possible

[vital roost]

real

[red cloak]

also get real

[vital roost]

attempting to get real

[lament egret]

can i be a bride

[vital roost]

attempt fail

[lament egret]

a bride with no groom alone in a room

[velvet quest]

Get real

You all only get to know my last name

[vital roost]

wait is ur last name really kirby

[velvet quest]

Ya

[red cloak]

no fucking way

[velvet quest]

Whoever marries me gets a based last name

[red cloak]

actual huge appeal

[vital roost]

i now know iris' full name

[velvet quest]

true!

[vital roost]

noted.

[velvet quest]

ok i am logging onto the video game

[warm pier]

yoooo, im back

[vital roost]

hi sam

[warm pier]

wussup

waz been happenin

[red cloak]

imagine if iris became a dr or smth

fucking dr kirby lmao

[vital roost]

yknow

the same old same old

[red cloak]

thats such a cool name

[vital roost]

AHH I JUST REMEMBER ED I"M GOING TO A CON NEXT WEEK

i'm actually so excited for this

[warm pier]

sounds cool

[cold nebula]

someone help me stop smoking..

[velvet quest]

i half considered getting a doctorate for this reason

[vital roost]

get some nico patches

[warm pier]

just stop

[cold nebula]

It is really hard

[onyx schooner]

egg

[lament egret]

ashy send me a funny item

[vital roost]

i'm going to take so many pictures

[warm pier]

ver epic

[vital roost]

got a cheap hotel 20 minutes from the center

[velvet quest]

i thought you were broke!

[red cloak]

pls pls pls pls

[warm pier]

thats pretty good

[vital roost]

i am !

i am gettign 300 dollars !

[velvet quest]

how

[lament egret]

real

[onyx schooner]

i cant believe ash died going to a con

[vital roost]

mi madre

[lament egret]

ashy robs a bank before the con

[warm pier]

what kinda dollars?

[vital roost]

usd

[warm pier]

fair nuff

[onyx schooner]

so real money

[warm pier]

i from aus, so we use offbrand dollars

[vital wasp]

who's here for Dying Light?

[golden mica]

[warm pier]

less gooo

[thin kelp]

OCE

Last time I to a con I came back with residual asswipe smell, never again

It was like smoke on your clothes

Actually I think it was a tourney

[high wasp]

ill only ever go to a con if they somehow implement an effective must-shower policy

[thin kelp]

Real

[vital roost]

it's during the winter so ppl don't smell that bad

[high wasp]

actually that could be a good business idea

[vital roost]

they still smell, but it's not as pugent

[high wasp]

its like a store filled with showers and you scan your id and after youre done it gives you a certificate showing you showered on this date that you can give to conventions, tinder dates etc

[bitter heath]

people would start paying to get them forged

[hardy mesa]

did you know they do a hand raise thing

i read about it somewhere

i think certain cons do a hand check

like STOP EVERYONE RAISE YOUR HANDS

[high wasp]

i didnt know that

what are they checking your hand for?

[urban wadi]

I assume it would be moreso to check the armpits easier?

[bitter heath]

are you going just normally or dressed up?

[vital roost]

me?

i think 2 of the days i'm gonna go normal

1 of them i'm gonna try and wear my astolfo cosplay i got

[red cloak]

"normal" as if wearing thigh highs isnt normal smh

[bitter heath]

ah, definitely beware of the mega degenerates

[cold nebula]

People in the world going to normal and have conventions

Me stuck here in a country of inbeciles that do not vaccinate

[vital roost]

[cold nebula]

Beware of neckbeards

[red cloak]

ppl at cons can be really weird

[cold nebula]

I forgot what a con is. Idiots here don't vaccinate and have no events

[vital roost]

[cold nebula]

Antivax groups in facebook reported me and I was blocked for hate speech for calling them antivax idiots. I am so sick and tired of this

end rant/ go to sleep now

[velvet quest]

avoid getting touched inappropriatley

[red cloak]

^^

[bitter heath]

thats totally going to end up happening at a con

[red cloak]

strange ppl there

mmmm glue

[bitter heath]

yes, that is definitely glue

[vital roost]

british cuisine

[red cloak]

no if it was british theyd call it like blueycrasps or something

[bitter heath]

scrumptioning slidey

[sharp sage]

any star war nerd can tell me what spice is used for

[bitter heath]

just drugs

[golden mica]

makes your food taste better

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-final-fantasy-xiv-tonberry-fat-cat-cat-gif-15779182

[red cloak]

NOOOO WHY

[sharp arch]

Says who

[vital roost]

me

[hollow marten]

Pelican got the big mouth

[red cloak]

im just not vibing rn and idk why

[velvet quest]

pls do?

[red cloak]

do what

[vital roost]

i do not vibe with this universe.

[red cloak]

[hollow marten]

life is soup i am fork.

[velvet quest]

do vibe

[bitter heath]

vibing is overrated

contemplating the imminent heat death of the universe is much better

[red cloak]

i want to but am just sad and idk why

[sick wyvern]

Aww :(

[sharp vale]

Hi ashyoo

Hi ryf

[red cloak]

hi

[sharp vale]

B-B-B-BAD
B-B-B-BAD
BAD TO THE BONE

[velvet quest]

[vital roost]

[sharp vale]

Hi

[sharp vale]

This is what I imagine ashyoo looks like irl

[vital roost]

if that helps u sleep at night

[sharp vale]

It does not but I appreciate your concern

[vital roost]

[sharp vale]

Everyone post thigh pics rn 🔫

[vital roost]

okay

[sharp vale]

Ayo

[red cloak]

1 sec

[sharp vale]

AYO

[velvet quest]

matching

a bit sus

[red cloak]

ashyoo is copying me

[bitter heath]

stop wearing eachothers thigh highs

[velvet quest]

your thighs look a bit smaller than mine

[golden mica]

DAMN IT @hazy nebula

[bitter heath]

this the new mario noise?

[red cloak]

ok

[velvet quest]

mario

[golden mica]

Ashy is the original

[dark shoal]

Post Thigh Circumference

[vital roost]

i actually don't know

[red cloak]

too much work

[vital roost]

OMG CELICA I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL U

[velvet quest]

i have no measuring tabe

[dark shoal]

ratio

[dark shoal]

calm down bro whats up

[vital roost]

i'm going to post in gc

[velvet quest]

batio

[red cloak]

cap

[ruby fog]

bro what

[red cloak]

'

[high wasp]

wait no it wasnt i was thinking of something else

[red cloak]

[high wasp]

uh you saw nothing

[velvet quest]

what was like a diamond

[red cloak]

[queen osprey]

fucking

breaking the rules

[high wasp]

crazy diamond was the stand of josuke it let him heal people

[velvet quest]

Oh true

Josuke is my favorite jojo

[red cloak]

chat i think i might make hot chocolate thatll make me happy (i hope)

[high wasp]

#💬destiny-chat message

[velvet quest]

You should put some tiny marshmallows in it (they will boost the chance)

[queen osprey]

brko why r u digging up the past smh

[red cloak]

good idea

[vital roost]

flawless scourge

[velvet quest]

O

[golden mica]

flawless scourge was absolutely the most difficult one
||I know this is off topic but the kills is too funny||

[queen osprey]

we tweakin?

[bleak latch]

warlock op

[sharp vale]

I didn't see the thighs

[bleak latch]

😏

[sharp vale]

Literally dipped as soon as I said "Ayo."

[bleak latch]

you guys like anime girls?

[dark shoal]

then how did u know there were thighs..

u said ayo before the first image so u couldnt have been sure there were thighs posted
unless... you did look.

[sharp vale]

Bc I'm the one who told them to send it

They said okay

[dark shoal]

nothing had been sent before u dipped bro

you have looked at the thighs

[sharp vale]

And when ashyoo says okay he usually always sebds

[sharp vale]

As if 7:16 yes

[red cloak]

hello chat im back w hot chocolate

[sharp vale]

Give me

[red cloak]

no

[sharp vale]

Why

[red cloak]

mine

[velvet quest]

Are you happy yet

[red cloak]

no D:

[sharp vale]

Just make more

[red cloak]

no that would require me to get unsnuggled from my blanket

[sharp vale]

Unsuggled

[red cloak]

yeet why do you always ask for thigh pics and then get surprised when i post them

[dark shoal]

man.. i hope u cover urself with a blanket only to find out the blanket is cold as fuck

[red cloak]

:(

[dark shoal]

[lament egret]

[red cloak]

jokes on u its warm

[velvet quest]

[dark shoal]

I have set your blanket on fire.

[red cloak]

cool

[velvet quest]

Oomfie

[red cloak]

hi meguu

[velvet quest]

Hi ryf

[vital roost]

omegs hi

[sick wyvern]

Hey all

[lament egret]

hi

[sharp vale]

Because I expect everyone to be wusses and not do so

[velvet quest]

Hi ashyoomfie

[mild crystal]

fuck you all

[velvet quest]

Real?

[red cloak]

D:

[vital roost]

real

[mild crystal]

sorry

[sick wyvern]

Get real

[mild crystal]

i feel terrible tonight

[vital roost]

go sleep

[red cloak]

same

[lament egret]

[velvet quest]

I’m sleepy tonight

[dark shoal]

no way..

[velvet quest]

[lament egret]

this whole day got me fucked up and ive just been coping on tf2

[mild crystal]

i cant even cope on games, theyre part of the problem

[vital roost]

[velvet quest]

@mild crystal would you like to pet my sleeping cat

[dark shoal]

omg its so big

chonker..

[mild crystal]

[velvet quest]

He’s got that weird sack thing that some cats have

We don’t overfeed him

[dark shoal]

hes a chonker

[bitter heath]

nah I've for sure seen him on r/chonkers

[velvet quest]

No way

Who stole my cat

I don’t use Reddit

[dark shoal]

@velvet quest can i.. ii... .can i..... cna i give him reddit gold......

[velvet quest]

No!

[vital roost]

nabbed

[dark shoal]

Then this conversation is over.

..for you

[vital roost]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-anime-girl-capybara-anime-girl-girl-kill-yourself-gif-23414385

[pseudo hinge]

coconut doggy

[vital roost]

my mood constantyl

[dark shoal]

dont make me laugh u little german its like 3am

[vital roost]

go to sleep big german

[dark shoal]

actually should have gone to bed an hour ago literally zero point in staying up

[dark shoal]

thats big silky to u...

[pseudo hinge]

But John losing hours of living is bad

[lament egret]

me

[dark shoal]

for u

[vital roost]

is it

[pseudo hinge]

Well for him yes

[dark shoal]

yea since my time is actually valuable to me

[lament egret]

my brain going

[dark shoal]

anyways good night bros

[red cloak]

byebye soul

[pseudo hinge]

Nite NIHT

[vital roost]

night!

how do i live like this

[red cloak]

drug

[vital roost]

what kind

[pseudo hinge]

Pokémon music

[velvet quest]

Meth

[vital roost]

i wish there was a cute cat who could tech me how to make some !

[velvet quest]

I already did

[queen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343597263110668289/938881253829115914/1489219029596352517.mp4

[velvet quest]

Apparently the video I sent was real

Neco arc

[vital roost]

dog with the butta 😳

[pseudo hinge]

BUTA DOG

[queen osprey]

[lament egret]

[queen osprey]

https://squabble.me/

wordle

battle royale

[lament egret]

real

[vital roost]

it was only a matter of time

[pseudo hinge]

Baller game

[red cloak]

just hit 32k seasonal defeats someone help me

[vital roost]

[golden mica]

jesus I thought I had alot, I have 27k

[velvet quest]

Bopium

[red cloak]

[barren dagger]

gonna commit war crimes if my isaac crashes again, I installed one too many mods

[vital roost]

[velvet quest]

[lament egret]

[sharp vale]

Extremely valid

I wish I could outgrow my like for games

[sharp vale]

BUTTER DOG. DOG WITH THE BUTTER ON EM

[signal seal]

it's gone beyond banners

we're finally getting snow

[velvet quest]

No way

[red cloak]

nono yeet asked for thigh pics

[lament egret]

damn

[bitter heath]

you send them when yeet asks for them? sussy

[golden mica]

^

kinda true, of all people

[red cloak]

well its more like it was convenient

[queen osprey]

michael when are we running it back

[signal seal]

of course he did 😄

.
yo i'm sorry to share this but wtf is the autotune in this song it's like revolutionarily bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSoWJVAYdd8

[bitter heath]

speaking of awful songs and autotune

who the fuck willingly listens to tones and I

[signal seal]

bro this song is the worst song i've ever heard LISTEN TO IT

It's actually really impressive

she starts speaking spanish

[bitter heath]

nah man listen to dance monkey

[signal seal]

i've been to Asia and heard the song played every 15 minutes in any bar/club you go in

[red cloak]

that song was sang by a cigarette

[bitter heath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0hyYWKXF0Q

[signal seal]

no need to ever listen to dance monkey again

[bitter heath]

awful song, awful artists

[signal seal]

I've danced with like 15 people to dance monkey in 2 weeks

that shouldn't be possible

even Europeans limit Eye of the Tiger to once per night

[vital roost]

@red cloak

[red cloak]

theyre both me

[sick wyvern]

She’s cute~

[vital roost]

that is a child

[red cloak]

i revise my statement

[velvet quest]

Which one?

[red cloak]

patrick bateman

[vital roost]

the top one

[red cloak]

the top one is patrick bateman

[vital roost]

they're both patrick bateman

[red cloak]

[sick wyvern]

what I cant say shes cute?

[red cloak]

how old are u dark

[velvet quest]

Patrick bateoff

[red cloak]

[onyx schooner]

so i just saw the ||arceus|| fight in pokemon legends arceus lol

[sick wyvern]

old enough

[vital roost]

patrick batewoman

[red cloak]

patrick aggravatedassaultandbatery

[velvet quest]

[velvet quest]

You mean Patrick yeetim?

[red cloak]

[velvet quest]

Arceus got hands

[onyx schooner]

its dark souls

[vital roost]

every soul has its dark

[red cloak]

dont bop

[velvet quest]

Actually so true

[red cloak]

-john darksoul

[velvet quest]

Why

[red cloak]

mean

[sick wyvern]

but seriously, ill be 29 on saturday

[high wasp]

get off discord old man

[red cloak]

^^

old ass mfer alert

[sick wyvern]

[queen osprey]

BOOMER ALERT

[signal seal]

you'll all be in your 50's one day 😄

[queen osprey]

WEEWOO WEEWOO

[red cloak]

untrue

[signal seal]

ryf, don't die before your 50's

promise me now

[vital roost]

not if i can help it

[signal seal]

Ash

[harsh quartz]

245231260111208448

[signal seal]

Don't die before your 50's. Promise me now

[red cloak]

no promises what if i see the opportunity to die in a hilarious way

[signal seal]

Hi Navist, 259035305903509

[high wasp]

once i reach peak muscle mass im going to cryogenically freeze myself

[vital roost]

muscle atrophy

[red cloak]

i actually laughed reading this im dying

[velvet quest]

It was meant to be a pat!!!

[red cloak]

oh thats ok

[signal seal]

There is no hilarious way unless somehow you become eye drops and everyone uses you as eye drops

like, if you transformed into a bottle of visene

[red cloak]

strangely specific

[signal seal]

it's the funniest way i can think of, imagine all the people putting you in their eyes

[velvet quest]

Coping

[red cloak]

?????

[signal seal]

because you're eye drops

yo hablo english?

[red cloak]

ich sprechen deutsch

[signal seal]

sehr gut! Wir werden jeden tag sprechen!

[red cloak]

lmao took u long enough to translate

[signal seal]

no i'm really really out of practice

couldn't remember if it was wirdt or werden

last time i spoke german was 2016

[red cloak]

Wir werden nicht Jeden Tag reden

Bing riecht schlecht

[signal seal]

Du bist ein Hund

[velvet quest]

Bing chiling

[signal seal]

Geh Hund

[north saddle]

Hope vr1 is playing with rtx MAX UKTRA 4K

[red cloak]

Du bist ein Arsch mit Ohren

[velvet quest]

Askers

[onyx schooner]

Dueez Nitusz

[golden comet]

who

[signal seal]

Kuss mein Arschohren mein Hund

[velvet quest]

Tasso is dumb don’t mind him

[north saddle]

[vital roost]

@dark shoal please help

[red cloak]

no

[signal seal]

imagine all the help John Lennon could provide

[red cloak]

ono pls not a native german speaker

[signal seal]

yo some guy has a song on bandcamp but only bandcamp how tf do i find it again

[vital roost]

GOOD BOY

[signal seal]

it's actually not on youtube

[velvet quest]

Meow

[lament egret]

hi chat

[red cloak]

HI KOE!!

[vital roost]

what's this one's name

[vital roost]

hello koemfie

[lament egret]

i made more art

[vital roost]

show?

[velvet quest]

Real

[lament egret]

idk do u guys wanna see vent art

[vital roost]

yes

[bitter heath]

I call him dipshit but his name is buddy

[velvet quest]

Sure

[sharp vale]

That's a Chrysler 300

Looks like a 2010-2012 model

[velvet quest]

Because you stole one before

[red cloak]

TRUE

[lament egret]

here u go chat sorry

[vital roost]

buddy good name

[sharp vale]

Nvm it's a 2010-2012 charger interior

[vital roost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFi8NsjJa2o

[red cloak]

how do u draw hair that good

[sharp vale]

I've driven them before

[vital roost]

i love it koemi

[velvet quest]

Yeah while stealing it

[vital roost]

away from the cops?

[sharp vale]

No ASHY

[red cloak]

no hes only driven them from their owner's house to the pawn shop

[sharp vale]

You do realize you need a title to sell a vehicle in any way shape or form?

[velvet quest]

Well you seem to do it just fine

[sharp vale]

You can steal a vehicle but you can't do anything without a signed title

[red cloak]

that was a test only a criminal would have that knowledge prepared

[sharp vale]

You do understand that a title typically isn't held by an owner at home, right?

I keep my title in a safe, unsigned.

[red cloak]

see ofc u worry abt things like that

thats why you steal car parts

[sharp vale]

Also if a vehicle is reported stolen and you try to transfer it with its title if for whatever reason you acquire it

[thin kelp]

Do you do vent art commissions

[sharp vale]

You literally just give yourself a guilty verdict

[queen osprey]

kinda sus

[lament egret]

not really

i just draw whatever comes to mind i guess

[thin kelp]

I see

[velvet quest]

My thumb itches

[thin kelp]

Humb

[velvet quest]

Humbo

[vital roost]

dumbo

[red cloak]

chat i think im gonna get in bed

[vital roost]

good idea

[red cloak]

maybe when i wake up i wont be sick

[vital roost]

my old high school has already been cancelled

[velvet quest]

Why

Like Twitter cancelled?

[vital roost]

because there's like 3 feet of snow outside

supposed to snow all tonight

[velvet quest]

Oh that makes more sense

[lament egret]

i wish i

[sharp vale]

Goodnight loser

[red cloak]

ash PLS i need some snow

[vital roost]

i wish the best for u

[vital roost]

come OVER

[red cloak]

oh ill be back in like 10 minutes on my phone

[lament egret]

y'all ever like

[sharp vale]

I said GOODNIGHT

[lament egret]

force ur self to throw up

[sharp vale]

No

[red cloak]

can i bring snow back

[velvet quest]

No

[bitter heath]

I have once or twice

[lament egret]

unfortunate

i wont elaborate

[vital roost]

No

[red cloak]

but i want snow :(

[velvet quest]

Can I come over? (Trick question I am in your rafters)

[vital roost]

where are you.

[red cloak]

ash why cant i bring snow back :(

[queen osprey]

insulation

🤮

[vital roost]

what the fuck am i supposed to do? freeze?

[lament egret]

yes

[hardy mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/cold-emoji-sad-freeze-freezing-gif-10136598

[velvet quest]

I’m hiding behind the insulation

[vital roost]

pretty much

[velvet quest]

Simply get warm

[vital roost]

that's what the ceiling cotton candy is for

[red cloak]

I just took nyquil so I’m abt to be knocked out

[bitter heath]

I could do that with my fists for so much less

[red cloak]

I would take u up on that but you live in hell

And I’m not trying to get a plane there

[bitter heath]

literally not bad at all you're all just pussies

[red cloak]

U literally have birds that intentionally spread fires

[bitter heath]

what?

[red cloak]

Fire hawks

Look that up if u don’t believe me

[thin kelp]

yall really living on hard mode huh

[bitter heath]

you're literally talking about things that exist like hundreds of kilometres away from where I live

[red cloak]

No they deserve it for being marmite eaters

[thin kelp]

OCE

[bitter heath]

I'm in the middle of a borderline rich suburb where the worst thing I'll see is bogans from the next suburb over

[queen osprey]

wow

cope harder fortnite rick

you live in the desert

stop lying

[red cloak]

Fun fact: every Aussie is a bogan

[thin kelp]

thats what they all say, until the fire birds form a v formation and kamikaze your HOA office

[bitter heath]

literally going to drop the address right now

[red cloak]

They all look like crocodile Dundee

[thin kelp]

[bitter heath]

dox myself

[velvet quest]

I’ve doxxed myself before

[thin kelp]

how

[velvet quest]

I’ve sent multiple people my address and nothing has happened

They were all pussies

[red cloak]

Day in the life of an Aussie: wake up, eat breakfast of flat beer and marmite, open airlock, throw Bowie knife at the dingos accosting your neighbor’s baby,

[high wasp]

Do they get drop bears in Perth?

[queen osprey]

fuck

[bitter heath]

drop bears dont exist

[queen osprey]

i gotta find the video

[high wasp]

I guess not then

[queen osprey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I

[red cloak]

Get in your car that’s powered by coal, go to work digging holes in the desert, smoke 3 packs of cigarettes, drive coal powered car home,

[bitter heath]

drop bears legitimately are a made up thing to prove that other countries are stupid enough to believe anything

[queen osprey]

how you know fortnite rick isnt australian

[red cloak]

Eat butter on dirty old bread for dinner, shake rats out of your bed, sleep on mattress filled with gravel and cigarette butts

[red cloak]

How are people going to say drop bears are hard to believe when birds that purposely spread fires exist in Aussie land

[queen osprey]

true that

[red cloak]

Honestly u could tell me pretty much anything abt Australia and I’d believe it

[mild crystal]

Drop bears op

[red cloak]

It’s not that other countries are dumb it’s that aussieland is full of crazy shit

[high wasp]

What are the holes for

[queen osprey]

you havent watched the movie?

holes?

[red cloak]

^^

[high wasp]

Those guys are prisoners

[queen osprey]

stanley yelnats

[high wasp]

I guess Australia is a penal colony

[red cloak]

The joke is that aussieland is an island of convicts

I’m glad Eddie got it

[high wasp]

Yeah that was pretty good

[queen osprey]

thank god

[high wasp]

'If only if only the wood pecker cried the bark on the trees was as soft as the sky'
Ngl his mom kinda went off with that one

[velvet quest]

Great movie

[queen osprey]

fantastic

movie

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/im-tired-gif-20668767

[red cloak]

Why does every Aussie look like this

[sick wyvern]

Love when Zero bitch slapped the counselor with a shovel for saying he’s stupid.

Imo Holes was one of the good book to movie, movies.

[red cloak]

Agreed

I read the book when I was really young and it stuck with me for a while

And I was dumb as a rock so that says something

[velvet quest]

Wringer is a good book

[high wasp]

There should be comma after 'this'

[queen osprey]

i just found this out

holes

was shia la beoufs first movie

[red cloak]

Ok gn chat

[queen osprey]

maybe as a main role

[bitter heath]

night ryf

[velvet quest]

Goodnight tiny gay boy in my phone

[red cloak]

Gn

[high wasp]

😲 wow

[sick wyvern]

Night ryf

[smoky matrix]

Sooooon :)

Also I dont even think it's a visual novel idk, you bought it

[vital roost]

gm

[vital roost]

wait really lol

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/4I8C2d8.png

last line

[vital roost]

oh that's cool

[lament egret]

i can’t sleep

[vital roost]

:(( i felt that

[lament egret]

i feel like gut punching myself

[vital roost]

why? stomach hurts?

[lament egret]

just a lot i guess

[velvet quest]

My stomach hurts

[vital roost]

need someone to rant to? my dms are open if need be

[lament egret]

idk its diff than my whole thing with my ex bf, its someone else

[velvet quest]

Do they need to be eaten

[vital roost]

well just know that my ears are always open to friends

[bitter heath]

always willing to kill and eat a person for a friend

[velvet quest]

Same

Well, not in that order

[vital roost]

i've actually done multiple

[bitter heath]

multiple what?

[velvet quest]

Multiple WHAT

[vital roost]

mmm flesh

[bitter heath]

thats how I want to go out

[velvet quest]

Getting ate?

[bitter heath]

can you come fucking consume my flesh while I'm alive so that I bleed out and die

[lament egret]

what

man how would i go out

do i want to give that thought

[velvet quest]

That’s for you to decide

[sick wyvern]

Note to self: don’t be near Ash when they’re hungry

[velvet quest]

No not right now

[lament egret]

death huh

[bitter heath]

I've given it plenty of thought, never a good thing to do though

[velvet quest]

Avoid thinking about death

[sharp vale]

OCE 🤣

[bitter heath]

just makes you want it sooner

[velvet quest]

Bad

[lament egret]

always wondered really

[velvet quest]

The only thought I’ve given it is that I know for a fact I’m not dying of old age because it’s boring

[lament egret]

i just thought of something

[hollow marten]

swag