#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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bing face reveal 
why does that gif exist 😐
hru
hiya bing
felt
i'm sorry Peter my skin isn't made from alligators
take your fuckmmhing medicine 
actually me in like 2000 years
will you be alive then
hopefully not
what if we get fallout 4'd and get isekai'd into a really bad story and shit game 
berkut what does rs/f mean
WHAT IF WE BECOME BETHESDA NPCS 
Regretful Society F
Regretful, Resentful, either or depending on who you talk to
I like thinking, thinking is fun
@mild crystal i started coughing again lol
simply find hot singles in your area
but the internet says there's multiple hot singles in my area
someone got some memes for me?
is this a meme
would pet
ok real meme
is this loss

thank u peter
pets gonna pet
nice nice
nice
i mean its cute
Good shit
@exotic leaf watching Master, it's only 3 hours kinda short 
1 isn’t healthy
get nitro
they cancel each other out yeah
no, you can drink them occasionally but they tighten your arteries
and can cause physical addiction
F
some ex coworkers of mine were drinking cases of monster coffee drinks and both almost lost legs
no i'm serious their blood vessels were so tight they were looking at heart issues and loss of limbs
i think energy drinks taste disgusting
Ew wtf
BANG is the absolute worst, but it is effective at treating a migraine
bang has no sugar and 300 mg of caffeine
akshually it’s only 2h30min
Suicide emote is nono ash you can get warned for that here
amazon says 2:57:00
that lasts a fraction of the time as caffeine
i’ve sent it multiple times in front of multiple mods
and costs a lot more
do more
Guess it changed weird
Lol
if you want energy here's the secret: ||exercise, drink some tea, and eat healthy food||
^

Lemme ask hizxr
bingy the boomer
true true
i have a co worker who literally brags about drinking 2-3 of those a day
disgusting
and her teeth are falling out of her head :)
yeah that’s really nasty
❤️
sounds accurate. I don't drink them but I have found if i have a migraine the fast caffeine will actually just kill it + 800 mg ibuprofin
i’m gonna make some teeth fall out of your head 
but like all my coworkers drink 2-3 monsters per shift idk how they can do it
addicts
i brought a french press and kettle in in case i get desperate
but working from home now it's like, guess i'll nap
caffeine is a use-as-needed drug that so many people egregiously overuse
based napper
Fried kidney any% speedrun
I drink those Celsius energy drinks because they’re low cal and 200mg which is more than enough or I just drink coffee
smh
it’s bitter
i want to get a cute coffee cup tattooed eventually
Coffee is nasty I agree
i only ever have caffeine if im pulling an all-nighter or driving for hours at a time... in that case i prefer dr pepper
it’s bitter when it has no cream/milk/sugar
why would i forced myself to drink something bitter when i can drink literally anything else
Sodas gross, haven’t had any in years
coffee is the big yuck no matter what you do to it
i don’t drink soft drinks either
not because they taste bad but because i stopped for cross country so i could stay hydrated better
ye soda is a rare treat
the line work makes me sob and cry but cute concept
Sparkling water is where it's at
I either drink Polar Seltzer’s or just normal water
i chug the freezer juice
I chug alzon
I drink soda and coffee ocasionally
I like the yummy green liquid in my car
Dont like energy drink stuff
oh no
I drink covfefe occasionally
makes you not freeze and feel warm perfect for winter
Caffeine hits everyone different, I've never even felt a difference with it
we all love luna
I have self Control 
Simply false
I will only stop loving Luna if she commited Armenian genocide
What
@mild crystal
??)
Nah
I tried living every day like that
But its pointless when the world dosent want yoi
the world dosent want yaoi
too real
It wasent meant for me
Too much irationallity and people acting up without being self aware
I dont wana get more depresso so i dont wana talk about it rn
man off topic is 
berk i’m listening to the playlist
vibing in bed
Best place to vibe
get real


bollywood is weird @exotic leaf
@vital roost halo in ab 2 hours
:) for me it isent childhood
nope
But i def wouldnt be here if i hadnt changed thanks to him
sure
he said everyone has a friend just not that it’s always childhood
The most important thing at life is grinding pinnacles at the start of a new season
duh
why you people turning this into some depressing bullshit
My childhood friend I lost touch with for 15-20 years ago.....i find out later he murdered her Girlfriend.
Yikes
literally epic. 
ok anti-depressing photo incoming
cat
Nya
kitteh
thanks bing
cat…

for the record i don't put the blanket on her she does that on her own
aww
based cat
Cute
her name is kira
she just wants to be cozy
i wish i could have a pet. My wife is totally against it
in a beautiful way though 
cute
yoshikage kira?
Its been 13 minutes and my laptop is still loading
🖐️

she tucked herself in omg
i only have 2 photos of her
Here u go


so funny that was song was just playing
@exotic leaf
so relevant
@signal iris
so true oomfie
Oomfie😳
@mild crystal do i buy sushi in an hour?
Anyone like swordfish

Kool aid
Uncool aid
spleen
Ok sorry
🤔
when you were still egg
mane that was so long ago
w like the skull pdp
do eggs sleep
no
does anyone know how to say past in japanese (past in like back in the day)
backaroo in da dayaroo i think
Damn you speak fluent Japanese
studied at Facebook University
Hello
🥚
yes
eggcelent
How much for that NFT?
My e-scooter arrived today but I will have to wait until next month to buy a train ticket with bike
since I can't buy bike pass for an existing ticket 
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"gamers are angry", "sky is blue", "space pope is reptilian"
If I streamed some gta iv would you watch @exotic leaf
sure Peter
shit the game crashes upon loading
thanks for this. actually made my day
💛
hi off topic chatbox
hi koemi

4pm wake moment 
unreal
mald armor
it’s 4:30 and i’m still in bed :(
very comfy
i had a good dream
comfy bed comfy blanket and i have a heater pointed at me
what about
i had a bad dream :(
skill issue

my best friend and i were hanging out at my house and we were just playing some racing game together on the playstation then we played tf2 
epic
man local multiplayer will always take me back
i didnt have any friends except my siblings but i still smile when i think back
i think im falling back in love and idk how to feel 
relationship arc
awww
feel GOOD
because love is GOOD
YEAH i know but
love is good? 
hi off topic ares

Reason: Mass emoji

gn ares
ares it’s 2pm



omg i forgor to post last night
i had a borger with a hotdog in it and it was so good
@lament egret ventkids is so easy
i expected it to be hard
look ! !!

just a little but everything about it was good
i would love sushi rn
feesh
borgir 

no, play run 2
SQUID GAMES
i settled for an egg and lettuce sandwich from a petrol station :(
@vital roost hi ashyyy
?
hey
Anytime I've had anything egg related from shops and whatnot I've been violently ill
Sounds like a skill issue
I'm just built different and by different I mean incorrectly
Less mobility, more lactose stat
0 stat everything
Ily ash
egg and letuce ain no way boa😭
im sorry that pairing sounds absolutely atrocious
i mean, there was mayo in it too
Egg roll
??? No? Mf what
Clearly never had a breakfast sandwich
bacon/ham egg cheese hashbrowns + hot sauce👍
and i like lettuce i just don't know whether I'd like it in that pairing
Uh, banned.
lmao wtf happened there
was it the salt eels one lmao
no thats still there
oh sorry Navist I had a brain malfunction
It's working again
don't worry
been having a day like this 😐
lmao
hey hey gamers
hi duckie

how's you?
am good
@restive orbit this u?
hmmmmmmm
maybe
i was thinking about playing some vr today, i got my headset up and ready
u have vr?
yea
oh wait, i think i knew that
sure i've seen the vr icon next to ur name and forgot
:O
gamer
now FC rush e
NO CEMA CUH
how do you change the colours?
Nap time
nighti ngith
i forgot
fair
e?
isn't it just a setting
ye
also i cant see a 'custom sabers' mod in my mod assistant
not that old
i should do more vr
it's a few versions behind, so i can continue using mods
i have a headset and everything

fair
bc it's completely vanilla when a new update comes out
i don't remember why i stopped playing tbh
also for some reason when i plug in my vr headset, if im in a discord call, i cant hear anyone speaking :c
:((
neither
relatable
the colours option here
gotta change the settings on discord
L bozo
ohhh with more h's
i'm bored
vr headset on :D

whats a cool song i should play?


realising that i should have done this before having a shower, not like 3 hours after
Bozo moment
sweaty ducky
i just watched charlotte
only a little
forehead is only sweaty part
makes sense cause that where big headset go
and it heat up
i get a lot sweaty from beat saber :(
yeah
i have a fan on when i play btw
especially when its 25-30 degrease

which is the main reason i dont play
real
usually wait till winter
it's 20 degrees rn
a while ago i was like "i should play everyday to get some exercise in" but it didn't stick
Mald armor
yeah
?
Well counter
Beat Saber on Expert+ will turn you into an olympic athlete
So why do good girls like bad guys
i've gotten a few expert rank fc, but the one i've been trying had me messing up in the last minute
my best was one miss
dark souls vr 😳
one attempt had me literally go 
bozo moment
one miss is really good
i want a full combo 
but i use an old Quest which doesn't have the best tracking
i have like a 4 year old headset
so it feels really desynced
literally one of the only 3 achievements i have left
I was going to buy an Index in like Feb 2020
bro, campaign mode is so stupid
yeah i hate it
And they were 3x MSRP
idk why you would put yourself through that
seems so unbelievably pointless
i hated that i put myself though every single mission
why though
just for achievements
does it matter that much?
Claire do you play Superhot?
2.1% lmao
only played it on xbox, don't have it on vr
it's pretty fun on VR
ive played the demo
you probably look really funny to anyone in the room watching
these are my vr games
was fun, but i wouldnt pay $30 to do the same thing over and over
i enjoyed half-life alyx
yeah i mean most VR games are like $40 but there are so many free ones
So i buy like 1 $40 game for every 5 free weird ones i try
my headset can't run Alyx

or No Man Sky
has it tried walking alyx

i've been told i have a good throw, and that i aggressively heal myself by violently shoving the syringe into my wrist
Mald armor

@signal iris why does that ema edit look like mine
great minds think alike 
that's who she is? i found that photo on facebook

@restive orbit@vital roostwe do a little compacting
Pink tab
rip bozo
jokes aside, but my job actually involves doing this
hired to kill the poor guy
poor jeff
large
thx for telling me what to watch LOL
+W
i don't actually
Bope?
bope
gravity makes things fall and austrlians are on the bottom of the world
australians are paid actors
how much do u get paid to lie to me ducky
id never lie to you 
this feels like a lie

omg i finally installed a message logger i can see what that said

ayo thats against discord tos wth
what are they gonna do
Cope
cry
ashy the fbi are at your door
no just a ducky
come in it's cold out there
gen chat there's a sleepover at my house tonight

omg
the door is unlocked (it has no lock i am scared for my life every night)
no i do not
welcome the bear
i googled the definition of the word 'bear' and it came up with 1. carry the weight of; support. & 2. endure (an ordeal or difficulty).
so i have no clue
oh and 3. a large, heavy mammal that walks on the soles of its feet, having thick fur and a very short tail. (for some reason was in a different section)
Bear also means gay hairy man
real
Some dood tried scammin me am I supposed to report him now or what
kill it
Ha?
but if someone in this server dm'd you on discord and is trying to scam you, then contact a mod yeah
can all of us fit in that shed?💀
it'll be cramped
me and ares in a cramped room

i feel like its relatively spacious tho
is it just like a bed and a table or is there like more in it
sigh
room layout
a single book?
the singular book yeah
what is a papasan
that'd probably collapse if i sat on it
bro what💀
my center of gravity is in my chest 
💀 😭 post you are not that heavy
what a roller coaster this was
yeah better discord, etc.
oh nice nice
good for ghost pings and drama
true 

Yes.
mald armor
wait so bing can you see like all deleted messages

Lemme kiss u ashy

anyone know how to locate local femboys
yes
You need to know the special password
how does one come to know said special password
@exotic leaf
Be a degen
||redacted||
nice about me
i'm so desperate
i know that e-bussy be hittin
tru tru
e-bussy.
floyd have u clicked on my profile yet
that's pretty hot bro
floyds life about to be changed
lol
lol
is it bad that i fell for one of those once
yes
yes
one of my friends fell for one and got our whole server deleted
it was only like 2 months ago
i was down bad for nitro ok
so don't feel too bad
freidiscoooorrrddnitro.sketchy 😐
discrudnitrofreeforyou.notascam
discorcl
ASHY
hihi
i just know ditto got a fatty
no way every pokemon would hop on it unless it did
preach
i really wish you could play new pokemon games on PC
i feel like playing one but i want to do it on pc
you can
100% real, grants you 1500 silver per raid clear
i'll rack my brain and try remember the site
yuzu
yeah yuzu
is there a channel where i can flex my epic stasis build
should i join the military
and then there's a website to go IF you WERE going to pirate them. but that is illegal and you shouldnt
u already have
LMAO
yes or no
no
damn the double snipe
u already did it in game why do it again
i need to locate some local femboys
only issue is that they would be british... so i dont think its worth it
damn
literally same
im too young for grindr as well
nxbrew
is the website
and then yuzu is the emulator
- if it says firmware is required you should be able to find it through a quick search
so if you're see this enjoy @signal seal
brimbish on brimbish crime
okay no

it is both👍 👍 👍

real
i'm only a british colony so that means im safe 🙏
just found out that my paycheck and my severance were sent to the wrong account
and the office is closed today for mlk so i cant call and fix it


master chef

this guy texted me about servicing my car and changing the head unit and i texted him back and haven't gotten a response
it's been 8 days
HOG RIDAAA
ew league
Ew league
me when i finally get my fucking hands on @onyx schooner @mild crystal and @signal iris
i'm gonna stream this in go live 2
real
Try aiming that weapon
pls watch
No
??
dn
yay, no one joins :))

i was in ib im sorry claire
Wait tomorrow LUL
i never even try and stream anything cuz i know no one actually cares enough about me to watch
my cousin is leaving tonight so i wont be able to buy his deed 
sorry i dont smoke 
He can wait
this is fine
:O
gotta get those life sentences somehow 
unreal

aussie internet moments
why is your internet goofing up as well
this is the one thing that really gets me angry
not being able to move in a game cause i keep lagging
especially pvp
ash and i trading hearts
i have no clue
its only been shit this past week or so
cursed halo 
how do i throw pistol
so free
HOLD

search for survivors 
kill each other 
oh hell yeah
sheeeeesh
wait till you guys get the blunderbuss 
lets all play
good idea
i'd have to redownload 
this will be a good intruduction 
I CANT USE MELEE WEAPONS THEYRE SO BAD
:PepeLa:
ive been disconnected from my game 5 times in the past 10 minutes
im at my limit
the cum grenade 
the input delay is so bad with melee weapons especially
oh nvm thats just plasma grenades
try harder
ninja
yes 
i have a blunderbuss
enjoy 
SCALLYWAGS
launching yourself is also fun
i died.

to my own blunderbuss
its tradition
@thin kelp
real
Australia moment
yep
Nbn so reliable omg
but it's been worse than ever last like week or so
constant random spikes to 800 ping every day
uhhh just have better internet??
is not bad
Australia bad
pog
doesnt have florida, so its bad
i just ratio'd ash
florida sucks

florida literally could take over the US by the sheer amount of drugs in our systems
maybe
same actually
ok so its just australia
I got dcd from stuff I normally have no issues with like 4 times last night
fucking australians man
its australia but without the big bugs
im at my limit
government fix the fucking internet challenge ( impossible ) ( overbudget )
your net,, limit,,
budget deez nuts man

you want us to stay inside but kill the internet
im fuming
is no one gonna laugh?>
bitch really backstabbed me and took my blunderbuss
i stole claire's blunderbuss
real
dw i killed myself with the blunderbuss
this shouldve been the real warthog
pity laugh, dousn't count
i think claire's mad i stole his blunderbuss
i'll let you take the sniper
might be a little limp tho 
i lost the warthog
minihog
gamer
he lost it btw

i didn't see the giant cliff
hold up
cum grenade 
god, these snarks are so annoying
man you guys are amateurs, wheres chips dubbo when you need him
the only aussie i respect 
Moon knight looks decenttttt man

Ery noice
@thin kelpi hear it 

i love this
also how do you upload like 30 second 1080p 60fps clips
i think there's something wrong with my barrel
sausage
aim it
you need some special bullets
server has probably been boosted a bunch so higher file size limit
true true
file size limit is 100mb
100 mega boomers
yeah that
yea
are u a mega boomer ducky
@signal iris do you have the link to the cursed halo

idk you tell me

ash
hi
come here
i have really bad sleeping issues


why do u keep doing that?
full heal
heal dn 
okay
:O really
LMAO SORRY

i didn't even hit melee it just melee'd for me
i have a feeling you weren't saying sorry to me
no i didn't mean to hit u with the car
oops! sowwy didn't mean to vehicular manslaughter
claire's brain exploding
duck, watch the stream
i would if i wasnt in a chat with 3 other people
next time im just sailing doing nothing, i will
it wont be for very long though i dont think
HOW ASH
having me drive is such a bad idea
the input delay makes me feel like i'm on ice + i have no fucking clue where i'm going
Real
claire i don't know if i can keep going the input delay is so bad
:(
australian servers XD
trolled by claire
real

Mawile
like a motorcycle

:)
:)
lew come watch
what does it shoot
hearts
human hearts
the connection is actually rly good

0 input delay
ASH
hi
PICK THIS UP YOU HOE
lol
How
they shred
of course modded weapons shred
doing sot puzzles. very cool
Ah yes cursed halo
the ones that tasso cant do?
3 plasma pistols and a third arm
yeah lol
im waiting for thanos to appear
yeah “arm”
i would but i’m currently laying in bed


berkut, come watch
Hello everyone
hi bingy :)
Hi Lew
Bing watching
watch what
My brain feels full of mush today
is it
i hope not
Use infinite grenade mod and just throw plasmas everywhere
goated ost 
salutations
why mush ?
oh youre doing halo stream
i don't know i'm just not enjoying things today
this mf put down saplings
watch it or die
Oops
i need to jump in a cold tub of water and wake up
mince crab :D
the trees won't go away, just hit the next loading zone
“Take a chance on me”
is 2133MHz ram going to last me in 2022?
i was gonna go play mhw
then die















