development

[tepid olive]

Bonjour.

[glacial matrix]

Now I work in Paris

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[indigo peak]

Ciao, come stai? Come ti chiami? mi chiamo donato Sono alto e simpatico. Ho sedici anni, e tu? il mio cognome in inglese significa "flower" @lime pivot

[tepid olive]

I thought you didn't speak french dang

I was about to swear in quebecois

[lime pivot]

I learned much better German in high school but I have literally zero use for German in my life

[glacial matrix]

Vous êtes très incorrect

[lime pivot]

ok yeah I know those words

that's as good as it gets for me though

[tepid olive]

Pas besoin de me vouvoyer, voyons

[indigo peak]

its a basic introuction

besides the last part

thats like

intermediate

[tepid olive]

@indigo peak pizza

[indigo peak]

true

[tepid olive]

thats my italian knowledge

pov: no life

[lime pivot]

wtf

[gentle grove]

send help

[tepid olive]

LMAO

how many emotes do you have kirb

[gentle grove]

cloning homebrew so i can make a change

[lime pivot]

ooo of course that's what the last sentence is

[gentle grove]

that's nothing

[lime pivot]

I got the rest of it

[silver rampart]

lmAO

[indigo peak]

yooo krit new pfp

[lime pivot]

last sentence I got that you said something about last name

[tepid olive]

OMG

BRO

[indigo peak]

nome is name cognome is last name

[lime pivot]

MediocreDiscord 6.9.0

[gentle grove]

smh

[lime pivot]

I think discord broke shit

[gentle grove]

you guys dont have the cool graph thing?

[lime pivot]

I mean they do also still say I'm running on macOS 10.15.7 cause they dgaf about fixing their user agent sniffing

[tepid olive]

Discord client mods are genuinely awful. That's why I created even worse.

[gentle grove]

at least im not 100% commits

[gentle grove]

there's people there with like 2k contributions and 100% commits

[tepid olive]

Accord plugins are uhhh

[silver rampart]

😛

[tepid olive]

So bad

[silver rampart]

i was busy moving during the early half of 2021

[lime pivot]

yeah knew that bit

the rest of it I was thinking a little too hard about

[gentle grove]

a lot of the stuff you see on mine is my dotfiles

[lime pivot]

"flower" should have given it away but I didn't think hard enough about it

[gentle grove]

or other projects i have

[indigo peak]

ah

[tepid olive]

The only Accord plugin I made before realising commenting all that code out would be better

[indigo peak]

italian is decently easy

[gentle grove]

oh wait

[tepid olive]

wait so

[gentle grove]

most of it is bobatheme and bbaovanc.com

[lime pivot]

[tepid olive]

fiore is flower??

[tepid olive]

mmmm

is that a chariz emote

[lime pivot]

donnie the tomato flower 🌷

[lime pivot]

you know it is

[silver rampart]

all of my stuff in 2021 was either commits to my tools, or pull requests to DyldExtractor

[tepid olive]

donnie the tomato flower

[silver rampart]

[grim sparrow]

should I update to windows 11

[gentle grove]

nice

[indigo peak]

@silver rampart what pokemon type would you be

[gentle grove]

troll

[tepid olive]

evil amy be like

[lime pivot]

[tepid olive]

windows 11 is good

[lime pivot]

a selection of my favorite emoji

[grim sparrow]

until it nukes your performance

[gentle grove]

oh wow

[lime pivot]

I should update the finder emoji

[gentle grove]

maxbans (a ban plugin for bukkit) hasnt been updated since 2016

and my first issue was on there

[tepid olive]

I would make the evil amy meme but its not funny when its an anime girl

[gentle grove]

Nov 5, 2017

[silver rampart]

do dragon type dragons are the bestest

[indigo peak]

probably shouldve given a choice list

bc fuck dragon and fairy

[gentle grove]

my second issue was on tweakCompatible

[silver rampart]

hmmmm

dark bc i am edgy

[indigo peak]

i was thinking psychic

but

[grim sparrow]

my pc just blue screened with my vm open

this will be fun

[lime pivot]

I signed up to GitHub in 2011 to send a PR to some dude's Chrome extension to add an animation disable checkbox, he was confused why I'd want it so I said because I use remote desktop and animations slow down RDP connections, who merged it and wrote it in the changelog as "fixed a bug in remote desktop"

[gentle grove]

lmao

this was when i first started jailbreaking

31 closed

[grim sparrow]

its not getting past here

[lime pivot]

got a few years on the clock

[gentle grove]

true

what did you do in 2011

[grim sparrow]

your account is nearly as old as gangnam style

[silver rampart]

back when i first started jailbreaking again and writing tweaks

[grim sparrow]

well

ur account is older

[gentle grove]

nice

[grim sparrow]

nerd

[silver rampart]

my first one was a shit knockoff of an old ass fork of Flipboard Explorer that added dark mode (at the advent of ios 12)

[lime pivot]

you have no idea how frustrating it was to hear that over and over again in 2013

[grim sparrow]

it launched 1st of jan 2012

and I know this because someone told me it was 10 years old today

[silver rampart]

and my second one was HomePlus, which i built by copying a ton of code from Flipboard Explorer bc i didn't know what i was doing

[grim sparrow]

and that made me feel distraught

[lime pivot]

and then the guy tried to release another hit song and it flopped hard because nobody cared about anything except the one meme song

[lime pivot]

oh god dammit

2012 was a vibe year for me

[silver rampart]

same

good times

[grim sparrow]

wiki says this means the disk is dead, awesome

time machine my beloved

[tepid olive]

im sorry

[silver rampart]

when the youtube rewind was good and every single person on the planet was talking about it / watching it with friends

[lime pivot]

got my first mac that year, probably last time I cruised through life before puberty hit and the realisation that life is actually really fucking hard settled in

[tepid olive]

did my code cause this

[grim sparrow]

well

[silver rampart]

moooooood

[grim sparrow]

windows shitty code did

literally referenced a null pointer

and blue screened me

[silver rampart]

discord kernel mode plugin when

[lime pivot]

also people still referenced Rebecca Black's Friday which was a dead meme like literally in 2010

[tepid olive]

@grave sparrow

[lime pivot]

she hosted the first Rewind I think?

nope the second one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmnkYyHQqNs

[silver rampart]

she did a reboot of it with dorian electra recently that slapped

i love how obnoxious autotune somehow became mainstream

[grim sparrow]

🙏

[lime pivot]

they really pushed the most-popular-meme-video-of-the-year into the titles until it went to shit

[grim sparrow]

LMFAO

[silver rampart]

THIS IS GOLDEN

[lime pivot]

this is beautiful

[grim sparrow]

wtf

i want one in that style

[indigo peak]

seriously

i made you a full art

[grim sparrow]

[indigo peak]

and you want a pokemon

wtf

[lime pivot]

krit is now only 1'4"

[grim sparrow]

yes

[indigo peak]

[grim sparrow]

gonna clean install windows 11, this is what we call a backup

[indigo peak]

i wasnt gonna ask his height and weight

[grim sparrow]

just copy C:/ to another drive

[indigo peak]

on second thought

[grim sparrow]

I'm 5'10 58kg/128lbs

[indigo peak]

@silver rampart how tall are you and how much do you weigh

[indigo peak]

can you convert the weight into freedom units

thank you

[indigo peak]

why didn't you do your height in meters

but your weight in kg

[grim sparrow]

idk

[lime pivot]

you weigh £127.86? wtf

[silver rampart]

5'11" and about 130

[indigo peak]

1.8 meters 74.8 kg

thats me in no-dentist

[grim sparrow]

stop having body mass

my god

[lime pivot]

you mfs got to stop being so tall god dammit

[grim sparrow]

/s

[indigo peak]

6'1 and 165 pounds

[ocean raptor]

I'm only 6'0

[grim sparrow]

dw i am actively shrinking

[silver rampart]

mood

[lime pivot]

sorry for the loss

[indigo peak]

@lime pivot how tall are you

[ocean raptor]

truely

[indigo peak]

im imagining either 6;4"

[grim sparrow]

omw to have killer boobs and a killer dick

[indigo peak]

or 5'4"

[grim sparrow]

_ _

[lime pivot]

neither

5'7

[ocean raptor]

4'10"

[indigo peak]

fr

[grim sparrow]

oh i cant read

[lime pivot]

idk it's close enough I guess

[indigo peak]

updating krit

to have real life stats

[ocean raptor]

Where is my pokemon card?

[indigo peak]

kirb is first

my b

[lime pivot]

Cameron, the feline pokemon

[indigo peak]

[ocean raptor]

I'm 6'0 ~140lbs

[grim sparrow]

me: where tf is storage
windows: so we moved flight sim from your secondary drive to your boot drive

[ocean raptor]

I can get you a better picture of clementine

[untold river]

what

[grim sparrow]

windows moved flight sim

[untold river]

i've never had windows move shit by itself

[grim sparrow]

without asking me

[untold river]

how

[grim sparrow]

to my boot drive

idfk

windows

innit

[indigo peak]

thats a good pic

[lime pivot]

cutie

[silver rampart]

time to break out the aluminum foil and try to get my printer with no power cable working on 9volts

[ocean raptor]

with her favorite platypus

[untold river]

maybe storage sense or something

idk

windows is the funny sometimes

[lime pivot]

hahah oh man have fun

try not to die

[tepid olive]

@indigo peak you are so cool bro

[grim sparrow]

dont kill yourself

:)

[indigo peak]

as long as you dont die, you should be fine

[tepid olive]

Time to test Big Sur support

I am not sleeping tonight oomfies

[grim sparrow]

only the first build needs approval btw

[lime pivot]

when my grandfather passed away we went into his shed and found that he put together a contraption of an extension cord with two fluros on the end of it, attached by kitchen aluminium foil and twist ties, in order to get light in there

[grim sparrow]

after that any subsequent build can be submitted without any review

[grim sparrow]

did he die due to an electric shock by any chance?

[lime pivot]

not the cause of his death obv

hi star

[plain python]

I guess you got taller in the last 2 years?

[lime pivot]

idk? probably

[plain python]

iirc you were like 5'5 or something in 2019

[indigo peak]

kirb has always been short

[lime pivot]

was like on the cusp of 5'6 a few years back I think

[indigo peak]

now does coolstar get a pokemon card before cameron

[plain python]

also lol I'm pissed at AT&T right now

[restive ether]

my short kings

[lime pivot]

had some fairly small growth spurts I know that for sure

nothing like waking up one day and suddenly I'm 6'4 lmao

more like 2cm suddenly appears

[plain python]

oh well at least I won't have to deal with them for a while

[grim sparrow]

i want a pokemon card

[lime pivot]

and all I can think is huh I mean it's better than nothing I guess

[grim sparrow]

bro

[indigo peak]

be happy with waht you got

[grim sparrow]

i gifted you aemulo

[indigo peak]

that took so long

to make

true

[plain python]

I guess I probably stopped any spurts I would have had since I started HRT

[ocean raptor]

you gifted him aemulo but not me?????

[lime pivot]

i showed you my tech tip gifted you my nfc app pls respond

[grim sparrow]

it was before it was available for purchase

you can put your credit card details into paypal and purchase it

[ocean raptor]

I don't have a credit card

[grim sparrow]

debit card

[lime pivot]

yes, please give me your credit card number

[ocean raptor]

or a debit card

[lime pivot]

please and thank you

[grim sparrow]

ask mommy

[ocean raptor]

my phone isn't even jailbroken

[lime pivot]

or send me a check

[plain python]

if you ever want to get a house get multiple credit cards

[lime pivot]

you'll get your tweak in 6-9 weeks

[plain python]

you'll thank me later for the advice

[grim sparrow]

honestly, if someone puts a tweak on a credit card I think they need to re-evaluate their life choices

[lime pivot]

america moment

[lime pivot]

I use my credit card for everything just to earn useless airline points I can't use for another 6-12 months at minimum, not to spend money I don't have

[silver rampart]

@indigo peak can u do one with the new username

[grim sparrow]

lmao thats fair

[silver rampart]

i have no idea what that font is

about to print it out

[indigo peak]

yah sure

[lime pivot]

it's tied to autopay from my savings so really I'm just spending my savings account

[indigo peak]

its like gill sans

i think

just give me a min

[plain python]

you forgot the best part

[tepid olive]

ok cool

[faint stag]

wtf

[untold river]

credit card rewards can be cool as long as you know how to manage the credit card itself

[untold river]

americans

[ocean raptor]

oh btw @plain python, I'm gonna be sending you a new bootstrap tarball soon (after I finish building and testing them), if you could bundle that and the latest sileo in the next taurine/Odyssey/Chimera update it'd be great

[lime pivot]

autopay also pumped up my credit score as soon as I enabled it

[indigo peak]

@silver rampart cynder or Cynder

[lime pivot]

so pls enable autopay on your credit cards my friends

[untold river]

good for [...] light web surfing and social networking
doesnt any social media site load like a ton of js

[lime pivot]

yep exactly

[lime pivot]

literal scam

honestly

[silver rampart]

lowercase

[lime pivot]

if LTE signal is good in your area, just buy an LTE home modem

sadly that seems to be the only way out of the scam known as your country’s fixed internet ISPs

[plain python]

oh fortunately that isn't my house

[lime pivot]

downside is mobile internet is cgNAT’d so you’re not getting port forwarding

[plain python]

that was a house in an area I was considering buying a house in

[indigo peak]

that good?

[silver rampart]

pog ty

[untold river]

there's like 100mbps symmetric for $10/mo here

[lime pivot]

but they usually support STUN (a trick basically all RTC stuff uses now to poke a UDP hole in the NAT firewall) so you should be fine for voip/gaming

[grim sparrow]

Now me pls

[lime pivot]

oi I was first

[ocean raptor]

no, me

[lime pivot]

you heard the talking vegetable

[indigo peak]

idk what i would do for you

[grim sparrow]

Be creative

Idk

[indigo peak]

i used all my creativity on your full art

youre literally the most special

you got a legit full art

i spent so much time on that

[grim sparrow]

But I wanna be a Pokémon

Sorry

[indigo peak]

wtf

[lime pivot]

she wants to be the very best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTte01kdG_k

[gentle grove]

im trying to update a homebrew package but idk how to test the build script

[tepid olive]

Add a think that says your payouts are delayed 2 weeks

LMAO

[gentle grove]

oh i finally found the contributing documentation and turns out youre not supposed to directly edit the file

[indigo peak]

@misty cradle

gotta catch them all

[grim sparrow]

Speaking of payouts, @lime pivot it appears you forgot something

[lime pivot]

what in gods name holy shit

[grim sparrow]

Did you send that receipt or am I tripping

[lime pivot]

well played with the opera house lmao

[indigo peak]

i legit could only find 2 pictures of you

your pfp and that one picture of you with the chariz shirt on

[grim sparrow]

Then you aren’t looking hard enough

[indigo peak]

from 2018

true

i scrolled for like 2 min on his twitter

[silver rampart]

^

[lime pivot]

here’s a current pic 4 u

[indigo peak]

[lime pivot]

sheesh I look depresso don’t use that lmao

[grim sparrow]

I want an extra special Cynder style one

[indigo peak]

too late

[silver rampart]

u look dissapointed

[indigo peak]

already downloaded

[grim sparrow]

You look like you just noticed something

and your eye brow is intrigued

[ocean raptor]

do mine

[tepid olive]

Can I yassify this one

[untold river]

probably found out how to implement chariz gifting

[silver rampart]

what does yassification consist of

[lime pivot]

might be this

[grim sparrow]

Lmfao

[tepid olive]

i’ll show u

[grim sparrow]

How long has that been there

[lime pivot]

since the 1st

[grim sparrow]

Lovely

[silver rampart]

lmfAo

[indigo peak]

kirb looking at gameseagull downloads realizing it couldve been on chariz

[grim sparrow]

I love being a post it on your laptop

[lime pivot]

I’m, one of those people who writes a reminder for myself and promptly ignores it for the rest of forever

it’s an ADHD thing

[silver rampart]

see i accomplish the same thing minus the reminder part

[indigo peak]

^

[silver rampart]

efficiency

[lime pivot]

you create a “remember to do this!!!!” thing to remind yourself of something urgent, but it just becomes part of the furniture

[grim sparrow]

So far feedback from version 1.0 of centralis is good

[tepid olive]

successfully yassified

[indigo peak]

wtf

[lime pivot]

jesus

[tepid olive]

i’m sorry adam this is the last one

[lime pivot]

no no

I didn’t say stop

[tepid olive]

okay then

[untold river]

i just go "eh ill remember it" then proceeds to never remember it again

[indigo peak]

oh no

[tepid olive]

LMAO

[grim sparrow]

Yooooo

My favourite method of reminding myself is put it in a warning of a project I’m working on

I will actively strive to clear that warning

[tepid olive]

@grim sparrow remember the guy that worked at samsung i told you about

[grim sparrow]

Mhm

[tepid olive]

hes going at microsoft soon

[lime pivot]

I mean, there's also this

[grim sparrow]

Not irritating enough

[plain python]

is that just faceapp?

[grim sparrow]

⚠️1 is a lot more irritating in a project

[lime pivot]

it's a recurring reminder set for every 1st and 15th

[silver rampart]

i see you've upgraded to advanced ignoring of reminders

[untold river]

dont have reminders and you dont need to ignore anything

simple as that

[untold river]

[grim sparrow]

Lovely

[tepid olive]

I told him "The Surface Duo seems great, heard all 3 buyers love it"

[indigo peak]

im just tryna find out what anime it is

[tepid olive]

And he fucking laughed so much

[lime pivot]

📌 pinned reminder notification: 😑
⚠️ warnings in your build: 😳

[grim sparrow]

EXACTLY

[ocean raptor]

@restive ether ??????

[grim sparrow]

Here’s the thing

[untold river]

they're making a second iteration with that dumbass hinge too istg

[grim sparrow]

Big monitor

[tepid olive]

He’s gonna be in charge of selling the next Surface Duo

[grim sparrow]

Reminders go unnoticed

In the top right

[tepid olive]

Yes

[restive ether]

told you dog

lost cause

[lime pivot]

ngl I still don't know wtf conffiles is or why we added those flags

[plain python]

you actually pay for removing the watermark?

[lime pivot]

nobody answered properly when I asked

[tepid olive]

cropping

[plain python]

oh

[grim sparrow]

Lmao

[plain python]

also idk why but I feel like I don't really pass in photos

[ocean raptor]

it lets dpkg track configuration files that don't get overwritten on updates

[plain python]

but I somehow pass to strangers IRL

[tepid olive]

strangers usually don’t pay as much attention as you would

[untold river]

even if i put reminders on my phone i'd just swipe up and forget its existence lmao
i still havent found a way to remind myself effectively

[grim sparrow]

My friends say I pass but I disagree

[tepid olive]

I’ve been called ma’am a few times

[lime pivot]

I guess because a lot of people online remember and recognise the "old" coolstar?

[tepid olive]

but then again i went out in girlmode once

[lime pivot]

it's tricky to forget faces I guess

[tepid olive]

My parents would murder me if they learned about it

[silver rampart]

nah i mean, even i'm in that boat and they definitely pass to me in photos

[plain python]

I think it might be the lenses or something... since I feel I can pass in the mirror too

[grim sparrow]

My parents would probably kill me if they learnt I had a lesbian gf

[plain python]

but I barely pass in photos

[tepid olive]

Selfies change ur face shape no?

[lime pivot]

at least almost nobody online has even seen your face I guess so that's a benefit

[tepid olive]

[lime pivot]

at that, the people that do only because you chose to reveal that one time

[silver rampart]

i was talking about cs but

fair

[lime pivot]

oh I misunderstood

[tepid olive]

new years picture

[silver rampart]

two month long mental breakdown

[tepid olive]

were people bad about it?

[silver rampart]

no, it was before NYE

during nye was just kind of the crux of everything

[lime pivot]

there was an event before that?

[indigo peak]

new york eity

[lime pivot]

or am I misunderstanding

[silver rampart]

not really an event as much as everything kinda caught up with me at once and i went off the rails a bit

[untold river]

new years city

[lime pivot]

omg they turned new years into a city

[plain python]

tfw I wonder if someone truly somehow saw me as an attractive girl at an event I went to in december

[plain python]

random dude was touching my back and putting his arm around my shoulder multiple times without permission

._.

[silver rampart]

the 5 months after that at the start of 2021 was trying to figure out how to get out of my hometown with no real plans, bc i'd finally let the cat out of the bag and didnt want to just keep hiding from things

somehow that worked out

[grim sparrow]

That’s cool

[lime pivot]

ugh it makes me feel awful knowing all it takes to make this happen is to be Existing While Feminine

[silver rampart]

despite being on hard drugs for the entirety of those 6 months

2020 and 2021 were ✨fun years ✨

[untold river]

lmao they made kirby into a real thing https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688124600269144162/929580540410068992/kirb_1.png

[indigo peak]

can confirm

[grim sparrow]

Can relate

[untold river]

can confirm

[lime pivot]

so glad it did work out, I was worried because I could tell you didn't really have a perfect plan

[indigo peak]

legit got got accused of sexual assualt when i was a freshmen

so like

2019

[lime pivot]

just a situation you had to deal with quickly

[plain python]

this was in a concert in downtown San Francisco too

[grim sparrow]

Mfw in 2020 I had more suicide attempts than successful tweaks

[lime pivot]

and some vague ideas of how you'll do that

[indigo peak]

and the people have been tryig to ruin my life since

[lime pivot]

yikes that sucks

[tepid olive]

I wonder how quebec people will be with me

[silver rampart]

if its like any other city, nobody will care about you at all

[tepid olive]

Most of the people at my school have probably never seen a gay person

Not funny.

[lime pivot]

so so so glad none of that did any major damage I guess

[silver rampart]

lol, so

[lime pivot]

...I mean physical

[grim sparrow]

That’s just not even funny or smart

[lime pivot]

mentally probably real rough

[indigo peak]

i want to move so badly rn

[ocean raptor]

ok

[indigo peak]

i want to get away from my town

[grim sparrow]

Meant to reply

[grim sparrow]

That’s one plus side I guess

[lime pivot]

try to look on the bright side I guess

[silver rampart]

in our smaller town with like 500ish kids in my grade, back in elementary/middle school everyone kinda picked on this one kid and constantly called him gay and it was awful

rural kansas moment

[grim sparrow]

I have boobs now, that’s a pretty good bright side

[tepid olive]

bruh

[silver rampart]

but nobody thought he actually was

[lime pivot]

a phrase I like, if I didn't laugh I'd cry

[silver rampart]

high school comes around and like, i guess there was this complete paradigm shift for everyone bc like

he ended up coming out as gay publicly and the entire school was super supportive of him

[tepid olive]

hopefully I can have them as a birthday gift 🤞

[indigo peak]

this is why i try to make everything a joke

[plain python]

I ended up just not coming out to almost everyone I knew from elementary/middle school and made a new facebook account

[indigo peak]

so people can laugh

[lime pivot]

honestly not even, just kids can't be expected to understand what "gay" means moment

[indigo peak]

while i just make fun of people

[lime pivot]

well I mean, it comes from somewhere

[grim sparrow]

I’m slowly coming out at college

[lime pivot]

ahem parents ahem

[tepid olive]

Everyone thinks I’m gay at this point

[plain python]

idk if I should bother trying to come out to them or not

[lime pivot]

but still

[tepid olive]

They just don’t know the details

[plain python]

since like it's easy to filter out people since they're either invited to my new account or not

[grim sparrow]

Coming out sucks

But then

[silver rampart]

i just wiped my fb account and deleted it

[grim sparrow]

It’s good

So like

[plain python]

but like I never really talk to people from my middle/high school

[plain python]

I made a new account and plan on deleting my old one at some point

[silver rampart]

family lowkey disowned me earlier this year so

[indigo peak]

i want to move

[silver rampart]

dont need that app anymore

[grim sparrow]

I don’t want to move, I just want to be allowed to be a girl

[lime pivot]

yeah legit better solution is just don't use facebook cause that place brings out the worst in people, it's engineered with the specific purpose of making you miserable so you'll spend more time on it

[ocean raptor]

bootstrap_1500.tar.zst
bootstrap_1600.tar.zst
bootstrap_1700.tar.zst
bootstrap-ssh.tar
bootstrap-ssh.tar.zst
bootstrap.tar.zst

think I have enough?

[untold river]

facebook sucks, dont use it if you dont have the need to lol
for me everyone i know is on facebook though so

[indigo peak]

i wanted to go away for college, but my teacher wants me to go to stonybrook, which is where like everyone wants to go in my school

[plain python]

my parents haven't disowned me, but they haven't accepted me either

[grim sparrow]

I’m stuck in this

[plain python]

I mostly just use it for info on events as well as messenger

[lime pivot]

as much as I know that sounds dismissive, and obv don't just take that at face value

[tepid olive]

I feel like my parents aren’t very nice about me being trans but hearing y’all

[grim sparrow]

my current situation is like, they’re “supportive” but I’m not really allowed to tell anyone or dress fem outside of school so that their family/friends don’t find out

[untold river]

where's bootstrap 1800
also i like zstd as much as you but a bunch of bootstrap scripts depend on gz i think

[lime pivot]

last time I used facebook I temp reactivated my account just cause I wanted to stalk someone's page lmao

[tepid olive]

my parents are really trying to be supportive

[lime pivot]

someone I knew in primary school was drugged up to fuckery and had a major crash a few major intersections down from my house

[ocean raptor]

they get recompressed as gzip for odysseyra1n, but odyssey/taurine use the zstd strap

[untold river]

ah cool

[plain python]

Chimera also uses gzip

Odyssey/Taurine are zstd

[silver rampart]

everyone has their own situation to go through, and there's nothing wrong with wanting things to be better, and trying to compare 'who's situation sucks the most' isn't worth the time

[lime pivot]

in an amazing coincidence he uh, killed the mother of another of my primary school friends

[untold river]

send checkra1n another memo to add zstd into their binpack

also dash

[grim sparrow]

This

[tepid olive]

true it’s just sad hearing all this

[lime pivot]

managed to avoid jail time because mental health blah blah the usual stuff

[grim sparrow]

Don’t try and make your problems seem better because someone else has it worse

[tepid olive]

why do people suck so much

[untold river]

[lime pivot]

in the crash I should clarify

3-car crash

[untold river]

[silver rampart]

christ

surprised that never happened more where i grew up

like everyone on the east side of town was on drugs

[grim sparrow]

Where I live is ok I guess

[indigo peak]

everyone in my school is addicted to drugs

someone died from an od

suicide

[silver rampart]

war on drugs moment

[lime pivot]

honestly it's incredibly surprising because the meth enthusiasts are all up north, the opposite side of town to me

[grim sparrow]

Everyone in my college is either gay, trans, a furry or all 3

[tepid olive]

LMAO

[untold river]

lmao

[silver rampart]

lmAo

[tepid olive]

when the straights are a minority

[silver rampart]

there were two furries at my high school

one of them was not ok, the other i dated for like 2 years

[grim sparrow]

Or it could just be my friend group idk

[ocean raptor]

most likely this

[indigo peak]

development more like depresment

[lime pivot]

I mean not saying 100% of this side of town is clean, but it feels very strange that he would be from a more well-off family and be on such a high dosage of shit and be driving and doing so late at night

[grim sparrow]

me On my way! To get estrogen from local drug dealer

[lime pivot]

you just don't see people who look high off their shit over here

[untold river]

ios users

[vivid dew]

i need meth to live

[grim sparrow]

Snapchat

[silver rampart]

attend college

[lime pivot]

lmao

[indigo peak]

add me on snap

donato_fiore13

[grim sparrow]

there is a very famous drug dealer around here

[tepid olive]

omg

[ocean raptor]

I deleted snapchat a long time ago

[silver rampart]

ask someone working minimum wage at food service

[vivid dew]

add me

[tepid olive]

that man

[vivid dew]

my snapchat is Revulate

[untold river]

an aemulo a day...

[indigo peak]

yooo

kirb addedme as a friend

[vivid dew]

[ocean raptor]

then like 2 days ago I decided to install it again then realized I don't know anybody so I deleted it

[silver rampart]

lmao

[untold river]

lol

[silver rampart]

i have snap for like one friend total

rest of mine dont use it

[untold river]

it's facebook here

just facebook

[lime pivot]

I legit don't even know why I have snap still installed

I dgaf about anyone aside from like 2 people from high school

and we have an irls discord server for that

haven't used it since then

[silver rampart]

my bff here has had an android all of her life, and right when i made the jump to android, she bought an iphone

[lime pivot]

ha oof

[silver rampart]

and now complains about the green texts when msging me

[tepid olive]

is it a bad idea to make accord free and paywall the rpc and the other cool features for like 4$

[ocean raptor]

yes

[untold river]

i mean why not

ripcord is also freemium i think

[tepid olive]

you’ll get a code

[silver rampart]

dont paywall everything

[tepid olive]

not everything

[silver rampart]

there needs to be enough to justify using it over discord

[untold river]

^

[tepid olive]

you get all the functionality

[silver rampart]

like a lot more

than what discord has

[indigo peak]

why was kirb the only one to add me

wtf

[ocean raptor]

paywall nitroless

[silver rampart]

i'm stubborn and i dont like using new clients

[indigo peak]

i thought you guys were nmy friends

[silver rampart]

for anything

[indigo peak]

🥲

[tepid olive]

If I have a lot more for free who would pay

[ocean raptor]

you're a developer, developers don't have friends

[silver rampart]

fine one sec

have to actually set up my snap profile

[indigo peak]

yooooo

[tepid olive]

other option is tip jar

but that sucks

[lime pivot]

I was like “oh yeah I have that app don’t I”

[tepid olive]

and nobody would donate lol

[indigo peak]

[lime pivot]

think again honestly

[plain python]

@silver rampart @grim sparrow btw if there was anything in libhooker that needs fixing I could probably get that into 1.6.9 betas before it ships into prod

[ocean raptor]

should I push a cydia update then go to sleep so any issues get ignored for 8 hrs

[untold river]

have a tip jar that enables accord "pro" features when you pay into it

[lime pivot]

app store IAP tip jars do really well

[indigo peak]

counter strike

[untold river]

min $2 or something

[grim sparrow]

Can you pls merge my pr

To configurator

[lime pivot]

just make it easy to take people’s money in return for giving them nothing and they’ll do it

[grim sparrow]

The one from September

[tepid olive]

Problem is

App Store is not doable

[plain python]

done

[grim sparrow]

Ty!!!!

[tepid olive]

Discord TNS will take it down in a day

[grim sparrow]

Camerens $5 is no longer wasted

[silver rampart]

was i supposed to be tagged in this

[tepid olive]

Leah’s app got taken down in a day

she got like 4k downloads in a hour

If I could make enough to pay back like 2yrs worth of developer account i’d be really happy

Just so it’s not at a loss

[plain python]

speaking of which, I need to add some more settings for libhooker configurator

[plain python]

yeah since you had some messages about libhooker earlier

[ocean raptor]

gn, no cydia update tonight, I'm lazy

[tepid olive]

nerd

[ocean raptor]

also, cydia 🤮

[plain python]

hope it dies with rootless/15.x

[untold river]

uhhh idk the proper channel for reporting issues like this but jailbreak bypass tweaks seems to not work well with libhooker (outside of liberty lite beta)

idk why a lot of these just freezes up or crashes

[plain python]

try the 1.6.9 betas

that update specifically should address that

[untold river]

higher success rate but still a lot of crashes compared to substrate last time i checked

[tepid olive]

the nicest update

[ocean raptor]

it will, sbingner seems to be ignoring 15/trying to do bind mounts and I will not be updating cydia to support rootless, I don't really see how it could survive tbh

[silver rampart]

bitmoji has an option for hearing aids

[grim sparrow]

Yeah

[silver rampart]

things like that i'd never think about

[plain python]

which bypass tweaks are having issues?

[silver rampart]

weird that bypass tweaks would trigger that

cant think of too much they'd do that'd break things?

[plain python]

@silver rampart @lime pivot btw as stupid as it sounds, the libhooker beta allows tweaks to hook libhooker itself lol

[silver rampart]

oo i love that

[untold river]

uhhh, a-bypass, shadow, and hestia (but to a lesser extent)

[grim sparrow]

Have you fixed any of the api bugs?

[plain python]

got a list of bugs to report?

[silver rampart]

its pinned iirc?

[grim sparrow]

#development message

[plain python]

since uh almost no one has used the api aside from myself so far

[lime pivot]

wen eta liblibhookerhooker

[plain python]

still trying to figure out which dog medicine I should rebrand libhooker+ to

[lime pivot]

I’m genuinely surprised Cydia is going to end not because of WebKit1 like we all thought, but because of rootless

[untold river]

would be interesting to see how stuff would work around libhooker+

like niantic gamesp

[plain python]

well thing with libhooker+ is that you can't run tweaks wherever that is turned on

as that is just a jailbreak detection bypass and nothing more

and as part of it, it disables the jailbreak in said app

[untold river]

ik but some detection libs can detect jb even with vnode

[lime pivot]

I see no issue with that for the most part

[tepid olive]

we have libhooker+, libhooker pro, where is libhooker se, the tool that breaks every user interface just like the iphone se

[lime pivot]

game cheats is probably the only reason you'd want to both bypass detection and still hook stuff

[silver rampart]

there are a lot of amazing ways to do it

[lime pivot]

just gaining access to things like bank apps is far more common

[plain python]

yeah that was supposed to have been libhooker pro, but I'll probably cancel that in favor of libhooker+

[silver rampart]

i'd love to sit down some time and sell a good detection lib but a few of the techniques aren't mine

[tepid olive]

didn’t you have a collection of pdfs about it

[silver rampart]

@plain python found a similar one to the thing you mentioned a while back, but its related to the stat function (syscall apparently doesn't trigger it), and it works unjailbroken as well

[lime pivot]

was this that hilariously inaccurate pdf about jailbreaks by BlackBerry or something

[silver rampart]

its pinned in that one long bookmark dump i did a long long time ago

[untold river]

snapchat mfs too idk 🗿

[silver rampart]

it was the xcon detection leak

[lime pivot]

I found it and krit ripped into it cause it was hilariously bad

[silver rampart]

none of their techniques are new or interesting, its just an idea of what the average tool is up against

[untold river]

there was someone who talked about the potential for snap tweaks over in sileo server

[plain python]

thing that'll be annoying is that on launch it pretty much will not support any current jailbreak

[lime pivot]

ngl I've thought about writing a tweak that drives the Snapchat app from springboard

[plain python]

it'll require updates to every single jailbreak tool I want to support it on

[lime pivot]

so you "bypass" their bypass by not even injecting in the first place

but I just cbf writing a tweak that risks people getting banned from a social app that might be important to them

[plain python]

tbh I think most people just want to take screenshots of snapchat without being detected

[lime pivot]

screenshot/recording bypass is easy af though, you just stop springboard from even posting that notification in the first place

or screenshotd or whatever it is now

they're reliant on an NSNotification ever since Apple broke the "feature" that a touch would get a "cancel" event if you take a screenshot

[silver rampart]

dont forget memory and codesign changes 😛

[lime pivot]

which was fun because there's other reasons a touch can be cancelled, such as getting a full-screen alert notification or phone call

get a phone call while you look at a snap --> oops lmao you took a screenshot!

definitely for the better that Apple broke that "feature"

[restive ether]

finally

[grim sparrow]

Ikr

[restive ether]

safe mode now

wholesome

[plain python]

iOS: has touch event bug

some venture capitalist in 2014: "omg stonks"

[silver rampart]

most ios development

[restive ether]

filter out anything that’s not being injected into

[lime pivot]

lmao literally

[restive ether]

just have a button at the end of the list to switch between injected into and all

[silver rampart]

bad devs make this not reliable

[restive ether]

choicy does something like that

[silver rampart]

com.apple.UIKit moment

[restive ether]

tries to at least

[silver rampart]

com.apple.foundation moment

[restive ether]

skill issue

[plain python]

libhooker ignores that if you're not in an app/springboard

[lime pivot]

interesting http://index-of.es/Miscellanous/Hacking Exposed Mobile Security Secrets & Solutions - Neil Bergman.pdf

[indigo peak]

@lime pivot newterm3 when

[lime pivot]

I just found this while trying to find that pdf we were talking about

I'm... pretty sure this is a pirated copy of someone's book? who knows lmao

I like how it references iphonewiki and devwiki

it's amusing that our little space on the internet is probably very frequently referenced in textbooks like this

[tepid olive]

Why would i close source anything ever

huh

[untold river]

• a-bypass would usually crash at 3/10
• shadow just refuses to launch most of the time, even if it works on substitute (no, substrate compat mode no work)
• hestia has a higher success rate on the beta libhooker but a lot of it still crashes on launch (tested with identical settings on libhooker and substitute)

name: Inter
bundleId: br.com.intermedium
uri: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/inter-abrir-conta-digital/id839711154
icon: https://is2-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Purple126/v4/23/e4/11/23e41172-8e35-1ec8-fde4-64b0a9a23718/source/512x512bb.jpg
bypasses:
- name: Hestia
  notes: Compatibility Mode **must** be **disabled** for Hestia to work

app that works on substitute (as tested by @faint stag) but doesnt work on libhooker beta

@plain python

[tepid olive]

you said it was closed source

iirc

Theres no close sourced patches

No i didnt

I said brew couldnt figure it out

Because they stated that they couldnt

And im not upstreaming anything because theyre dumbasses

[lime pivot]

I mean at this point I've designed Theos to not trust brew to ever have a working fakeroot again

[silver rampart]

official theos package in procursus when

[lime pivot]

unfortunately that means dm.pl somewhat force overrides ownership flags

[tepid olive]

Theos package cringe

[silver rampart]

@indigo peak what's your sc again

[tepid olive]

Git clone based

@tepid olive what did you change for it to work with sip

[lime pivot]

although I believe it only does that if it doesn't find $FAKEROOT defined in the env

[tepid olive]

It doesnt work with sip 😂

wtf

And it never will

[restive ether]

trolled

[tepid olive]

I just made it work with arm

[indigo peak]

donato_fiore13

[tepid olive]

Thats what brew cant do

o

[lime pivot]

how to bypass jb detection bypasses: write your jb detection in C++

🤡

[tepid olive]

i am gonna write my jailbreak detection in nim

[silver rampart]

unironically this may stop many bypass devs

lol

[lime pivot]

2013: write your jb detection in C++
2022: write your jb detection in swift

[tepid olive]

I feel like Swift jailbreak detection would probably help

mhm

[faint stag]

iossecuritysuite exists

[untold river]

iOSSecuritySuite moment

[tepid olive]

that library is cursed

[untold river]

i hate it

[silver rampart]

man just write it in objc and pass it through hikari a few times with cfo and other bs enabled

[tepid olive]

is there a working clang 13 hikari

[lime pivot]

I'm sure most devs will interpret that as "write the detection in C++ and then invoke it from an ObjC method named - (BOOL)isJailbroken"

[silver rampart]

yepp

[tepid olive]

[silver rampart]

lord I should really sell good detection fws

[plain python]

oh wait until you see libhooker+ lol

libhooker+ don't care what the app is written in

[restive ether]

sorry we can not crack this tweak because it is written in swift

[plain python]

as long as it's sandboxed it'll work

it does not care if it's written in swift

[untold river]

#import <UIKit/UIKit.h>

%hook Mx_StartApp
- (void)jailbreakStatus:(int)arg1 {
    arg1 = 0;
    return %orig;
}
%end
``` ![troll](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/794397046706667530.webp?size=128 "troll")

[plain python]

it targets the syscalls instead

[lime pivot]

libhooker+? is this a new streaming service containing content you pulled from Netflix because you realised you can make more money this way?

[faint stag]

tfw i found an app using it

[lime pivot]

TypeStatus Plus unironically accidentally started the "ProductName+" trend

[untold river]

just make amijailbroken return 0

[lime pivot]

Apple, Disney, and Paramount got the idea from me /s

[faint stag]

only if it was that easy

[silver rampart]

return of the kabir

[indigo peak]

kabir returns

[nimble parcel]

from the sound of it libhooker+ is for bypassing jailbreak detection and not for hooking

[indigo peak]

what does he return

a int

[nimble parcel]

gm

[indigo peak]

a string?

a char?

void *

[nimble parcel]

yes

[indigo peak]

ah yes

all 4

[silver rampart]

gm also sorry I made your username now obsolete

[lime pivot]

lol cool, found a powerpoint on the New York gov website https://its.ny.gov/sites/default/files/documents/presentations/Dan-Stickel.pdf

[tepid olive]

var Kabir: some Human { }

[lime pivot]

that stock photo omg

[silver rampart]

Xcon lol

[restive ether]

https://twitter.com/poomsmart/status/1477227672916750338?s=21

PS (@PoomSmart)

EmojiFontManager has a known issue that font theming doesn’t fully work on Safari browser. Most likely issues with WebContent somehow not using tweak font path.

You have to install the font to rootfs directly as a workaround.

Twitter · Jan 1, 2022, 10:38 AM

man.

[lime pivot]

literally not once were flip phones relevant to the presentation

[nimble parcel]

dw it’s @lime pivot’s fault too im not gonna bother incorporating “the flame repo guy” into my regex

[lime pivot]

🙃

remember when time till jb was measured in only double-digit days at best

[silver rampart]

"insider betrayal"

[lime pivot]

ok this without any context whatsoever is brilliant

[silver rampart]

LMAO

[nimble parcel]

gonna blame all the bugs i write on insider betrayal from now on

[tepid olive]

checkra1n

[lime pivot]

Who Would Win

• highly-skilled doctors with expensive life-saving technology
• one spikey boi

[silver rampart]

checkrain took months bc its a fucking masterpiece of engineering

[tepid olive]

well when iOS versions release it usually takes 0 days

with check

but iOS 15 support

[untold river]

bind mounts dropping any day now

[silver rampart]

GMs take a bit longer bc bazad keeps fucking everything up

[faint stag]

btw, the app is commercial bank of dubai. someone was asking about it in #jailbreak for a while

[restive ether]

dropping to make you cringe

[lime pivot]

ngl it's hilarious how everyone fearmongered about things like insulin pumps being under attack from malware in the early 2010s

[untold river]

true...

[lime pivot]

like what were they expecting, assassinations to be done over bluetooth?

[grim sparrow]

Why tf does my bank have to think I’m sus for every purchase

[untold river]

fearmongered so hard there's kernel-level jailbreak detection for an insulin monitor app

[silver rampart]

i mean tbf its bc of that that the situation isn't as bad as it could be rn

[tepid olive]

good night nerds i can’t type

[silver rampart]

one guy lost his nfts from an infected buttplug

[lime pivot]

wtf

[tepid olive]

anymore

[lime pivot]

gn

[grim sparrow]

Gn

[untold river]

wrf

[tepid olive]

uh

[faint stag]

maybe that's why freestyle librelink has kernel level jailbreak detection
(but that's a cgm, not an insulin pump fr)

[untold river]

gn

[nimble parcel]

this + we’ve had 0day-based deaths before, eg wannacry with the NHS

[silver rampart]

yeah

[untold river]

halifax moment

[grim sparrow]

I hate them so much

[lime pivot]

I mean killing people is hardly something criminals want. it's more like how do I trick people into letting me drain their entire bank account

see: cryptolockers, tech support phone scams, pump and dump scams

cause I mean, you can just keep draining money from the same victims indefinitely, assuming you can trick them again

[silver rampart]

see: crypto

[untold river]

so true

[silver rampart]

trust me bro this nft is different and even less fungible

[lime pivot]

they'll continue earning money, and possibly get lucky and insurance gives them some or all of the entire balance they lost

[lime pivot]

ill funge your token if u dont stfu

[silver rampart]

UwU

[restive ether]

nft insurance

[lime pivot]

insurance doesn't cover you consciously choosing to be an idiot

[silver rampart]

this already somewhat exists

if someone yeets your NFTs they can freeze them and give them back

[indigo peak]

i just worked out in my room

[silver rampart]

Totally Unregulated

[indigo peak]

trying to close my last ring

[lime pivot]

sorry for your loss

[indigo peak]

and i managed to close it

[lime pivot]

I just ate a muffin in my room

that's the difference between you and me

[grim sparrow]

And you didn’t make my Pokémon card??

[indigo peak]

with 40 seconds left in the day

[silver rampart]

and i'm drinking and bsing on discord at my kitchen table

[indigo peak]

coverded in stweat

[silver rampart]

health™️

[restive ether]

crypto triggered civil unrest in Kazakistan, pretty epic

[untold river]

wha

[silver rampart]

literally bc it was eating so much power

as in wattage

[restive ether]

all the crypto miners from china moved to Kazakistan

[restive ether]

and they blew a whole in the edgy budget, so to make up for it they started doing rolling blackouts

[untold river]

damn healthy tweak dev???

[indigo peak]

Literally got the top and the bottom one within 15 min of the new day

[restive ether]

and internet outages

[lime pivot]

so basically they're just shifting to the next worst country

[restive ether]

yes

[lime pivot]

India heavily restricted crypto, then China, who's next

[indigo peak]

wtf what happened to regex kabir

[restive ether]

the US took steps too

[nimble parcel]

haven’t closed my rings in like a week because i have covid 🙃

[restive ether]

taxing it as an asset hurt the market big time

[lime pivot]

wait that's illegal

[lime pivot]

yep

[nimble parcel]

blame @silver rampart

[indigo peak]

Can you tell when I had covid

[restive ether]

everyone getting covid, L

[silver rampart]

:(

[restive ether]

couldn’t be me

[silver rampart]

f in chat for regex kabir

end of an era

[lime pivot]

[untold river]

🇫

[indigo peak]

i have that too

[grim sparrow]

Pls get better soon

[untold river]

no

[indigo peak]

i got a new hoodie today

[nimble parcel]

dw im not releasing supercharge even when i do get better

[indigo peak]

kinda pogging

[grim sparrow]

I tried to spend £140 on one earlier

But my bank be like no

[nimble parcel]

ty though, it’s fortunately pretty mild now

[indigo peak]

i spent $30 USD

[silver rampart]

somehow i haven't gotten it yet

working in food service for several months

[indigo peak]

for my 10 days i was ready to kill myself, fever, aches, coughing etc

i gave it to my dad

[grim sparrow]

Deltacron on its way to wipe out the population

[indigo peak]

he had a sore throat for

3 days

and he was fine

[nimble parcel]

any long-term effects?

[indigo peak]

like

uhm from what i can tell, i dont think so

i got my taste and sent back almost fully

[grim sparrow]

Mfers said omnicron was fine because it’s not that harmful but very contagious, little did they know that’s you win plague inc. Now a new variant has sprung up in Cyprus which is a mix of omnicron and delta

[silver rampart]

yes he's now a jailbreak dev

unfortunately

[indigo peak]

my hearing started to go when i had it

[silver rampart]

:(

[indigo peak]

but it feels normal now

[untold river]

total organ failure or coma

[indigo peak]

other than me getting out of shape over the 2 weeks i missed practice

im fine

i havent been able to eat as much though

i uised to eat a lot

[nimble parcel]

silver lining i suppose

[indigo peak]

i cant eat as much now

true

[grim sparrow]

my capacity to eat has diminished a lot but that’s probably HRT

[indigo peak]

i think its just bc i havent needed to eat more

so

[tacit spade]

oh hey y'all are here. just uploaded some reverse engineering research 🙂 https://github.com/EthanRDoesMC/progressiveblur

check it out it's pretty neat

[nimble parcel]

meant to reply to this*

[indigo peak]

still got the message accross

youre good

[tacit spade]

🙂

[grim sparrow]

Have you got any pictures?

Oh lovely

[indigo peak]

nah only videos

[grim sparrow]

What if you modally present it?

[nimble parcel]

neat, is this different from using UIViewPropertyAnimator?

[tacit spade]

it is

[grim sparrow]

Oh

[tacit spade]

Ask Apple. They added it (_UIProgressiveBlurPresentationController) in iOS 12. See readme for more details

[grim sparrow]

Uuuuhhhhhh

Apple Pay said payment failed but Etsy said success

[lime pivot]

yeah but you can just join chariz server and have two of them

[grim sparrow]

It’s gone from my bank

Apple Pay most likely wrong

[lime pivot]

it probably wasn't success

[indigo peak]

im pretty sure i was in teh chariz srver at one point

[tacit spade]

@lime pivot see above, cool animation

[lime pivot]

yep