development

[restive ether]

racist

[subtle grail]

Aren’t all the init* methods instance methods

[restive ether]

@lime pivot i just saw your newterm stuff, very sexy

glad to see it won’t have a stroke anymore printing stuff out

canadian grandpa moment

[raw solar]

this is the most random channel to get a ping but thank you so much @vivid dew

[lime pivot]

hehe

[subtle grail]

Is the NewTerm beta public

[tepid olive]

[restive ether]

time for google sans term

[tepid olive]

[restive ether]

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

[prisma grove]

I think reading this might give you the best explanation: https://developer.apple.com/library/archive/documentation/Cocoa/Conceptual/ProgrammingWithObjectiveC/EncapsulatingData/EncapsulatingData.html#//apple_ref/doc/uid/TP40011210-CH5-SW11

[gentle grove]

imagine being a developer

[gaunt mesa]

loss

[subtle grail]

What’s a C

[restive ether]

C your mother tonigh

[gentle grove]

c is for cum

no one programs in c, everyone just pretends to do it

[past imp]

I wrote hello world in c once

Without google

I’m a professional c developer

[subtle grail]

objective-cock

cock++

[gentle grove]

I have a genuine question and I'm on mobile so I cba to check myself

Can you put the asterisk after the variable name when declaring a pointer

Like int i*

[subtle grail]

no you can’t

It has to be between the type and name

[gentle grove]

darn

alright here's the new style
int
*
do_stuff(
int abc,
int def
)
{

please write all functions like this, thank you

[brittle lantern]

[subtle grail]

reminds me of the k&r syntax

fucking cancer

int foo(a, p)
int a;
char *p;
{
return 0;
}

[tepid olive]

i wrote [redacted] in c

[gentle grove]

It was inspired by GNU style

[gentle grove]

wtf

[tepid olive]

c is perfect

[gentle grove]

break out of 3 loops?

[tepid olive]

ye

[gentle grove]

I mean yeah you could add it but it wouldn't be adopted very fast

Most programs still use c99

[tepid olive]

c99 cummmm

[gentle grove]

I have an idea

use goto

[tepid olive]

true

many goto

many goto in one file

break your neck

[gentle grove]

Lmao

[tepid olive]

cmon pussy

do it

i know

cause school doesnt teach what you find interesting

omg ida is dying again

its been tryna disassemble this for 10 mins

true

[gentle grove]

ida

[upbeat wyvern]

I feel like if IDA just channeled the work correctly into the free processors we could all do so much

[tepid olive]

imagine

[tepid olive]

ssh_dispatch_run_fatal: Connection to 127.0.0.1 port 2222: Broken pipe

thats annoying

Developers

[primal perch]

true

cat man

[twilit jungle]

A being who develops, for instance a person that develops a collection of shitposts is called a meme lord developer.

[lethal ice]

shep listen to rammstein

[primal perch]

im listening to led zeppelin rn tho

[lethal ice]

true

they have a song called sex

[primal perch]

its safe confirmed

norton antivirus found 0 threats

[twilit jungle]

Imagine using an antivirus and not checking the binary yourself

[tepid olive]

also wtf bro why is springboard pain in ida

[twilit jungle]

Literally isn't

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

not if you didnt extract it properly

[twilit jungle]

You don't even need to extract stuff anymore

You can literally load single modules

[tepid olive]

[primal perch]

or use the runtime frameworks from simulator

literally already pre split

[tepid olive]

i should use the 7.0 crack tbh

[twilit jungle]

and risk not seeing the final code, nty

[primal perch]

7.0?

bro

[tepid olive]

mac

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

sel_layoutSubviews true

whoever wrote this tweak did a good job

[twilit jungle]

inb4 it was you

[tepid olive]

it was not

[twilit jungle]

if you say so

[tepid olive]

i wouldnt have part of my tweak in swift

what is that

[twilit jungle]

[tepid olive]

all or nothing

all swift or no swift

[primal perch]

@grave sparrow it has the source built into it this time

[tepid olive]

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

true.cum.balls

[primal perch]

true

[tepid olive]

true

[twilit jungle]

true

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

bro

you didnt return

[twilit jungle]

#development message

[lime pivot]

not since Xcode 12

[primal perch]

rip

[tepid olive]

i am in need of ios 13 actually so its fine

[twilit jungle]

can finally load the entire dsc

[tepid olive]

currently loading uikitcore into ida

[primal perch]

my uikitcore db is like 300MB

[tepid olive]

yeah true

[twilit jungle]

done it, its not that bad

[tepid olive]

trust me when i say i have seen worse

i have seen much worse

[primal perch]

yea ive seen burrit0z github

trust

[twilit jungle]

[tepid olive]

yes. currently i am seeing very much worse ness

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

no

redacted

[lime pivot]

I feel like it’s obvious that if you reach each successive else if that the first statement there will always be true

[tepid olive]

this is hell to look through

[lime pivot]

oh

oh no

[tepid olive]

brimstone was even better than this

[lime pivot]

it’s not using else if

[tepid olive]

i wish i could share

[twilit jungle]

[primal perch]

he tried

[tepid olive]

unfortunately this binary is private

[twilit jungle]

[primal perch]

short dong;

[tepid olive]

[twilit jungle]

short squeeze = true;

[primal perch]

true

short squeeze = mar_19();

[twilit jungle]

[tepid olive]

ah yes c++ demangle

[primal perch]

anyone here NULL check their pointers

i dont

[twilit jungle]

Yes I nil check self in every method

[primal perch]

if (self == nil) panic();

[tepid olive]

True

self = [super init];

if(self) {
// very important
}

return self;

[restive ether]

not surprised this tweak is junk

[next wadi]

yeah

im in a server with the dev

he’s having a nervous breakdown

[restive ether]

came out of nowhere, from someone i’ve never heard of

why

[next wadi]

because

alpha called him out

the tweak sucks

its buggy

[restive ether]

lol

[next wadi]

and was released

[restive ether]

does it even work

[next wadi]

without 13 support

[next wadi]

uhh

barely

[restive ether]

unless he’s using the ios 14 color picker why would it not work in 13

[twilit jungle]

Whats the big deal? pretty much most tweaks are like that

[next wadi]

no idea

[next wadi]

because he wasnt admitting that anything was broken

[restive ether]

not like it’s impossible to support both

[next wadi]

he kept saying that nobody else complained about it

[twilit jungle]

[restive ether]

devs who can’t accept that something is wrong with their tweak

L

[next wadi]

me however

im a realist

i know my tweaks suck

[tepid olive]

Wtf do you mean bro my tweak is perfect

[restive ether]

i am hooking snapchat as we speak

[tepid olive]

@wicked summit

[next wadi]

i hook layoutsubviews like all the good devs do!

its the best tweak youve ever seen!

[next wadi]

👨

[restive ether]

oh you guys like layoutsubviews???

[tepid olive]

My tweak doesn’t hook snapchat at all so there’s no risk of getting banned! - @wicked summit

[restive ether]

https://github.com/QuixThe2nd/NoClutter/blob/master/Tweak.xm

i present you

this

[next wadi]

ahh

yes

quix

worst dev ever

he took the position from me

on god

[tepid olive]

Oh lord

[next wadi]

tell me quix

why is carrierName

randomly declared

outside

the .h that you imported

i literally saw an issue

the second i opened the file

wtf

[tepid olive]

Am i the only one who constantly looks up number to hex on google

[next wadi]

perhaps

[tepid olive]

Hexadecimal

[primal perch]

true

[lime pivot]

oh dear oh not moving the system sounds to “disable” them

[restive ether]

the worst part is

[lime pivot]

[restive ether]

a lot of people use this

like

a lot

[lime pivot]

[tepid olive]

if (shuttersound) {
                if([[NSFileManager defaultManager] fileExistsAtPath:@"/System/Library/Audio/UISounds/begin_record.caf"]){
                    [[NSFileManager defaultManager] moveItemAtPath:@"/System/Library/Audio/UISounds/begin_record.caf" toPath:@"/System/Library/Audio/UISounds/begin_record.caf.bkp" error:nil];
                }
            } else {
                if([[NSFileManager defaultManager] fileExistsAtPath:@"/System/Library/Audio/UISounds/begin_record.caf.bkp"]){
                    [[NSFileManager defaultManager] moveItemAtPath:@"/System/Library/Audio/UISounds/begin_record.caf.bkp" toPath:@"/System/Library/Audio/UISounds/begin_record.caf" error:nil];
                }
            }``` WHAT THE FUCK

[lime pivot]

[tepid olive]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[lime pivot]

this really called for big woeis

[next wadi]

[tepid olive]

NOOOOOOOO

[restive ether]

just like i’m sure a lot of people will be using fufu 🗿

[restive ether]

.

[lime pivot]

🤢

[tepid olive]

i too can move system files in my ctor

[restive ether]

that’s peak code

[tepid olive]

this is also the reason sex has a bootlooping issue

[lime pivot]

why does twitter's sick emoji look like weird kermit face is eating something

[tepid olive]

https://canary.discord.com/assets/8212db2111debc4acc49ceb20cbfbdf0.svg

[restive ether]

because it is

[next wadi]

and

well

we all know what the vomiting one looks like

[lime pivot]

🤮

[tepid olive]

https://github.com/QuixThe2nd/NoClutter/blob/master/Tweak.xm#L572

yeah we dont need filters

[restive ether]

filter this dick

[next wadi]

terrible indentation

that indentation

[tepid olive]

https://github.com/QuixThe2nd/NoClutter/tree/master/packages
LMAOO

[next wadi]

is aids

firstly

[tepid olive]

man uploaded all packages

[next wadi]

WHY

WHYY

GOD WHY

[tepid olive]

including debug builds

LMAO

[next wadi]

USE A GITIGNORE

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[restive ether]

just in case bruv

[next wadi]

i dont even use a gitignore

[restive ether]

i like when half a projects commits are removing ds store

[next wadi]

i always remove the packages manually

[tepid olive]

{ Filter = { Bundles = ( "com.apple.UIKit" ); }; }

[restive ether]

those are my favorite

[next wadi]

thats just

[tepid olive]

[restive ether]

c0met moment

[next wadi]

a whole other level

[next wadi]

troll

[tepid olive]

ah yes time to load into every process

https://github.com/bed-time/fufu/blob/master/fufuprefs.zip

.zip

[next wadi]

can you believe

that the tweak

is 51 lines long

and the dev acts like its the greatest thing

since sliced bread

[tepid olive]

https://github.com/bed-time/fufu/blob/master/Tweak.xm#L22

true i should re-add a subview every time

[restive ether]

i wish paypal didn’t suck as badly so he could unfuck his paypal

so people weren’t as inclined to use this garbage

[tepid olive]

https://github.com/bed-time/fufu/blob/master/Tweak.xm#L1

[next wadi]

:cath:

[tepid olive]

look at line 1

[restive ether]

need to make sure people know what they’re looking at bruh

[next wadi]

case be like

its SpringBoard god damn you

[tepid olive]

UIImageView *FufuView; i too can make all my variables global

[next wadi]

true

watch me go!

[tepid olive]

true!

[next wadi]

alright

time to look at the prefs

[tepid olive]

i love polluting global scope!

[next wadi]

regret

there are

[restive ether]

who needs a battery anyways

[next wadi]

so many files

[tepid olive]

https://github.com/bed-time/fufu/blob/master/fufuprefs/fufuRootListController.m#L17

LMAO

[restive ether]

or processes that don’t have 70 random tweaks injected into them

[next wadi]

ironic

[tepid olive]

if (randomNumber == 0) { phrase = @"-(void)HEWWO"; }

[next wadi]

a tweak that themes the battery

takes so much battery

really makes you think

[wicked summit]

sentance

[primal perch]

it wont be that bad (at first), however if you go from 100 to 1 and then back up its pretty much just made 200 subviews with 200 separate uiimages

[tepid olive]

no switch case or anything, even

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

just ifs

and no else if

[restive ether]

why is one of them literally a discord invite

[tepid olive]

just ifs

[restive ether]

bruh

[tepid olive]

TROLL

18 members

[next wadi]

if (randomNumber == 13) { phrase = @"bedtime beats"; }

[restive ether]

if (randomNumber == 5) { phrase = @"https://discord.gg/JJdDj4w4yX"; }

[tepid olive]

die with your light mode

[next wadi]

bro??

[narrow mason]

[next wadi]

please tell me

[restive ether]

you really can’t be that desperate to have people join your discord bruv

[primal perch]

static NSString *strings[] = {@"one", "two", ...}; literally this mfer needs to use arrays

[next wadi]

what that icon image is

[tepid olive]

https://github.com/bed-time/fufu/blob/master/fufuprefs/fufuSeperatorCell.m

[next wadi]

⁉️

[primal perch]

then just strings[random_idx()]

[tepid olive]

someone tell him psgroupcell exists

[next wadi]

true

[restive ether]

i know dev wiki documentation kinda blows but even this is too bad for it to just be a lack of resources

[tepid olive]

oh no he follows me on twitter

[primal perch]

theyre just a scrub probably

[next wadi]

oh god

:catharsis:

[wicked summit]

PS*Cell 🤮

[primal perch]

it happens

[next wadi]

@wicked summit i demoted him to beginner

oh yeah

i didnt tell you guys

[tepid olive]

PSCockCell, arent i funny

[next wadi]

the dev of fufu

[tepid olive]

now laugh

[next wadi]

had his flair

[tepid olive]

please

[next wadi]

as intermediate

INTERMEDIATE

[primal perch]

ok

[tepid olive]

im intermediate

[wicked summit]

PSCumCell

I am funnier

[tepid olive]

[primal perch]

oh yea

[tepid olive]

true

[primal perch]

they banned that

[tepid olive]

rawr

[wicked summit]

xD

[next wadi]

ecksdee

[wicked summit]

sexD

[primal perch]

u all sound like you just finally learned sex ed

[tepid olive]

dead

[primal perch]

and its hilarious

bc i do too

[tepid olive]

lmao

[next wadi]

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/817998282994745375.gif?v=1

120fps

[next wadi]

true

https://tenor.com/view/morshu-zelda-you-will-buy-from-me-gif-16437133

[primal perch]

144hz monitor be like

[tepid olive]

intjcum

[primal perch]

imagine macbook with 120hz+

[dim mantle]

wait is this not an array wtf

[tepid olive]

it was not boobs

[wicked summit]

fuck domestic violence

i'm going international

[next wadi]

the final countdown

[wicked summit]

worst part is the use of dot syntax in objc

[tepid olive]

Leo jumps on me and just drools and drools it's so gross

not even cute

he just drools so much

[primal perch]

at least he doesnt claw u every time u go by him

my cat been doing that for a while and its a big nfr

[next wadi]

!jumbo

[faint lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/784338955759517696.png

[next wadi]

like that

?

[primal perch]

yea

true

[tepid olive]

shlorp 💎🤲 — Today at 11:31 PM
at least he doesnt claw u every time u go by him
my cat been doing that for a while and its a big nfr

[gaunt mesa]

big nfr

[tepid olive]

lmao it sounds so cringe

error: attach failed: could not find a process named SpringBoard

[lime pivot]

descriptive commit message

[twilit jungle]

better than "cum" commit messages

[primal perch]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-good-morning-smile-gif-13335988

[tepid olive]

commit.

[lime pivot]

response.

[tepid olive]

tbh the best file in the entirety of Multipla-Rewrite is the ios 12 file

[primal perch]

commit.

wait @tepid olive with the multipla money did u get a m1 mac or the x86 one

[tepid olive]

[restive ether]

i got a mac

[primal perch]

i got a mac

[lime pivot]

isn't the compatibility on chariz still ios 12

[surreal mountain]

no way

[tepid olive]

didnt get.

[primal perch]

[surreal mountain]

[tepid olive]

Multipla source code leak guys

//
//  Outdated.m
//  Multipla
//
//  Created by burrit0z on 2/10/21.
//

#import "Outdated.h"

static void hooked_SBIC_iOS12_viewDidAppear(SBIconController *self, SEL cmd, BOOL animated) {
    orig_SBIC_iOS12_viewDidAppear(self, cmd, animated);

    static dispatch_once_t token;
    dispatch_once(&token, ^{
        [MPARuntimeManager presentErrorMessage:@"Your iOS version is not supported by this version of Multipla. Please use 2.0.0 for iOS 12 support."];
    });
}```

[restive ether]

burn

[lime pivot]

gonna make a dock tweak called Divisia

[tepid olive]

theres your ios 12 support

Divisia

[surreal mountain]

the most painful 9 lines of code

[tepid olive]

Good morning

[surreal mountain]

i think i've ever seen

[twilit jungle]

Bruh

[lime pivot]

so I'm gonna change it to ios 13 minimum then lmao

gm

[tepid olive]

oh my

Can we all agree that “today” starts at 4am and not 12am

[restive ether]

yes

[surreal mountain]

gm @tepid olive

[tepid olive]

Setting a new standard

[restive ether]

i agree and always have agreed with this

[surreal mountain]

tbh sounds nice

[restive ether]

sometime between 3-4

that’s when the parties end

[twilit jungle]

today starts when I wake up

[surreal mountain]

anyone every heard of deliver-it

sounds kinda boof

[tepid olive]

@restive ether see i can still call 3:30 “tonight”

wen eta i open source the widgets

But when u hit 4 thats the morning

[restive ether]

this is a good point

[primal perch]

today starts when the NYSE opens

[tepid olive]

Thats when id wake up for an early morning shift

[restive ether]

[surreal mountain]

tell me my phone didn't just get delivered?????????????????/

HELLO?????

ayo

at 9:06pm?

thats kinda boof

[lime pivot]

we out here

for delivery

[tepid olive]

i should OS at one year anniversary

[restive ether]

tweak to make you shut the fuck up

[surreal mountain]

that is boof af

unless someone just planted a bomb at my front door

[tepid olive]

I am on ~vacation~ and you know what that means guys

[surreal mountain]

sex

[tepid olive]

Running from my problems in a whole nother city

[primal perch]

#development message

[tepid olive]

Unfortunately not on this trip, its at a friends house

[surreal mountain]

i'll buy 10 share tomorrow for u

[primal perch]

true

[lime pivot]

@tepid oliveInAWholeNotherCity

[surreal mountain]

LMFAO

[tepid olive]

True

Changing now

[primal perch]

its british

did you expect anything more

[tepid olive]

is it sad that i have a hook that i only compile if its for an arm64 device

Strappin

[lethal ice]

wtf

[tepid olive]

Better idea: dont waste space with fat libs. Just make a separate library for arm64e friends

[restive ether]

hayden really said ok let me just bang out most of AS2 in three days then go on vacation

[tepid olive]

[surreal mountain]

bruh

someone delivered mf flowers

not my iphone

[tepid olive]

Beach pics tomorrow if all goes well

[surreal mountain]

what the fuck

[restive ether]

where at

[tepid olive]

Im most happy about finally having proper perl packages AND i fixed something with python3, i just dont remember what

[surreal mountain]

lol

[tepid olive]

Savanah

Then im going to PCB next weekend

@vale gust can you update multipla crack now

[restive ether]

hayden will now not touch procursus for at least 2 months

understandable

[tepid olive]

Hayden moment

As soon as i get back sunday its back on the insomnia grind though

[restive ether]

loss

[tepid olive]

I think conans gonna knock the rest of as2 out this weekend if all goes well

[restive ether]

must finish AS2 before fading into darkness for a few months

[tepid olive]

Then its a matter of compiling, syncing, updating, then the ezpz rewrite + adding more stuffs

Good to have procursus compiling procursus for real now tho

[surreal mountain]

@tepid olive

[restive ether]

big w

[surreal mountain]

https://github.com/bed-time/mooncake/blob/c9a7b6345795670f6c59712f20c39850657ef46d/Mooncake.mm#L8

lmfao

try not to die

[tepid olive]

Full dev environment

[restive ether]

po4a w

[tepid olive]

what the fuck

why

Actual fucking dub those perl packages were ass

Because NOBODY cross compiles perl shit so docs suck

Also cross compiling python3 for x86 or anything else is ~broken~ on m1 so i need to submit a patch

ida has done its job

[surreal mountain]

Good to know they are handling my iphone 12

[restive ether]

i’m sure most of the languages have the same issues

[tepid olive]

deliver a load of semen into your mouth

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

Nah its just a weird configure issue

[restive ether]

hayden really be contributing to da projects

[tepid olive]

is my dad asleep yet, good lord

They call the arch bin and do some weird shit so i need to ask someone why they do that before i go forward

[gaunt mesa]

OH FUCK

[tepid olive]

i need him to be aslep

@restive ether cmake Release Candidate (3.20.0-rc4)

[gaunt mesa]

i just realized ive had ufw disabled on my control plane for almost a week now

FUC

[tepid olive]

[restive ether]

are they on rc4 now

[tepid olive]

Yep

[restive ether]

wild

[tepid olive]

No release for u

[restive ether]

they’re blue balling you

[tepid olive]

“We are sad to announce we are shutting down the cmake project. The last stable release is 1.19.6”

[gaunt mesa]

wait what

[restive ether]

cmake patches foreva

[tepid olive]

“We are sad to announce we are shutting down the nfr project. The last stable release is 420.69”

im so funny guys

[gaunt mesa]

whoasked

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

😐

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/771029769332457522.png?v=1

[gaunt mesa]

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

[surreal mountain]

:applen:

[gaunt mesa]

STOP

[primal perch]

gag

[tepid olive]

[surreal mountain]

:colors:

[gaunt mesa]

[tepid olive]

who am i?

Hayden in da all girls catholic school sweatshirt

true

<@&639868628036091926>

355177530061357057

How

ping that role

[surreal mountain]

@prime plover

[primal perch]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-carpenter-gif-10028591

[tepid olive]

ping 355177530061357057

[surreal mountain]

LMFAO

LMFAO

[gaunt mesa]

ok

didn't ask

[tepid olive]

&355177530061357057

[gaunt mesa]

@heavy spindle

[restive ether]

.

[gaunt mesa]

loss

[gaunt mesa]

.

[surreal mountain]

@verbal zenith

@tepid olive

[tepid olive]

go ahead, ping them

its only 3 people anyways

[gaunt mesa]

@surreal mountain

[surreal mountain]

<@&355177530061357057>

LMFAO

[tepid olive]

LMAO

[gaunt mesa]

[surreal mountain]

sorr

[tepid olive]

TRUE

[surreal mountain]

i love u geniuses

[lethal kayak]

jk

ly2

[tepid olive]

@wild hatch hello bro wen veza crack

[surreal mountain]

❤️

[gaunt mesa]

[surreal mountain]

:stfuL

WTF

[tepid olive]

U love urself bro

Cringle

[weary nacelle]

gm

[gaunt mesa]

true

[surreal mountain]

Cringle

[restive ether]

.

[surreal mountain]

Cringle

[gaunt mesa]

cringle

i want some pringles now

imma go get some

[surreal mountain]

gm jtv

[ivory prawn]

Who TF summons the TV?!

[surreal mountain]

me

[tepid olive]

@genuises

[ivory prawn]

Die

[tepid olive]

Reminds me of when we convinced this friend of ours’ puppy that his name was kringle

[surreal mountain]

@tepid olive

[gaunt mesa]

ok pringles

[tepid olive]

@surreal mountain

And now he only responds to kringle

[gaunt mesa]

damn these are a bit stale

who cares tho

[tepid olive]

loss

ive made no progress on redacted the past two hours

rip

Ill react your progress

[restive ether]

Pringle

[gaunt mesa]

redact

[tepid olive]

Kms

[gaunt mesa]

ive made a lot of progress on redacted 3

[surreal mountain]

looka tthis boof ass company

[gaunt mesa]

who cares

[tepid olive]

the 3 makes it obv

[ivory prawn]

Wen man-bun transforms to Samuel Hayden from DOOM?

[gaunt mesa]

ik

[tepid olive]

Pass da boof

why is this seg fault

[restive ether]

i have now moved my stuff from one place to another

i will now retire for about 5 years

[tepid olive]

no dont tell me my assembly isnt working

[tepid olive]

Yep

[restive ether]

lit

[tepid olive]

Im just gonna become a pro boxer man

sigsegv true

[restive ether]

i know who i want for matches 1 & 2

[tepid olive]

U already know

[ivory prawn]

Wouldn't mind seeing you fight cs

Gotta watch the nails tho

[tepid olive]

Bro idk if the nails go thru the gloves

[surreal mountain]

nah that would hurt

fm

[ivory prawn]

Or the long hair whip

[surreal mountain]

mf

[restive ether]

they’d just break off

you can’t fight with nails like that

in boxing

[tepid olive]

I have scars on my back from a girls nails

[restive ether]

f

[tepid olive]

Its depressing

[restive ether]

she done dug too deep during private time

[tepid olive]

Never saw her again

Ghosted

Ghosted her

[ivory prawn]

You've got scars on your balls from jools

[restive ether]

which one was that

[restive ether]

@narrow mason

[tepid olive]

The 27 yr old med school chick

[restive ether]

oh covid chick

lol

[tepid olive]

Yeah

[restive ether]

how was that

[tepid olive]

I didnt know it left scars till recently

[restive ether]

also how tf you meet a 27 year old med school chick

she’s like 9 years older than you

[tepid olive]

Shannon said “wtf is this” and i was like oh damn she went and dug a lil too deep huh

[tepid olive]

At a bar she said “how old are you” and i said 20 and she said “aight thats fine”

Then we left

[restive ether]

🗿

i like how she didn’t question your were underage at da bar

[ivory prawn]

Last time i told my age, ppl turned my knobs and laughed

[restive ether]

then again no one cares

[tepid olive]

Ofc not dude

[restive ether]

13

[tepid olive]

I was surprised she wasnt underage

[ivory prawn]

I think I'm the oldest one here

[restive ether]

she looked that young?

[restive ether]

you can never beat boomer rev

[tepid olive]

Everyone looks the same when the lights are seizure mode and ur drunk

[restive ether]

understandable

[ivory prawn]

No wait.. I think Kevin's older

His tvOS hairs are showing

[tepid olive]

Im like 50

[restive ether]

well...you aren’t a flatscreen

[ivory prawn]

Next year

[restive ether]

your liver probably is

[tepid olive]

Actual woeis

[restive ether]

the tv is about to evolve

[tepid olive]

Tfw life falling apart

[restive ether]

that’s college for you

[ivory prawn]

Tfw you got the bootstrap figured out, but noobs still having issues updating

[tepid olive]

I see nobody with issues updating

[restive ether]

sounds like me with the x86 strap

[tepid olive]

I dont push broken updates

[restive ether]

because i’m dumb and put the path in env

[ivory prawn]

No, but silly-o is like:

[tepid olive]

Ill make an installer now that its stable

Mf i dont make sileo dont complain to me

Use command line apt

[ivory prawn]

Didn't say you did

[tepid olive]

[restive ether]

use aptitude

boost moment

[tepid olive]

YO CAM OUR DEAD FRIEND OTHER CAM EMAILED ME TODAY

I cackled

[ivory prawn]

It's fun having to restore root fs after a new update that requires deps to be installed even though they're "installed" but not updated..

[restive ether]

homie emailed you???

emails aren’t even part of his generation wtf

[restive ether]

bruv

[tepid olive]

I dont receive those issues. Did u try cydia

[ivory prawn]

[tepid olive]

patch drm function.

[gaunt mesa]

probably

[restive ether]

go ahead, let him do it

[tepid olive]

Yeah im cool with it

Dont know how hes gonna do it on lock down

[gaunt mesa]

wait what

wdym

[tepid olive]

Me?

[restive ether]

he’s still done a lot even in lockdown he’ll be fine

would’ve been nice to have him around this whole time though

[gaunt mesa]

wait what happened to him tf

[restive ether]

overbearing parents moment

[gaunt mesa]

oh

rip

[tepid olive]

Im just gonna cop his imessage

[gaunt mesa]

did his parents take away his computer or sm?

[tepid olive]

He tried to say he didnt wanna be a jehovas witness and got grounded

[gaunt mesa]

yikes

[tepid olive]

Classic jehovas witness moment

[gaunt mesa]

[restive ether]

he’s a jehova?

[tepid olive]

Ye

[restive ether]

if thought they were just some overbearing christians

bicycle moment

[tepid olive]

Lol

I miss the kid cant wait for him to get back

[gaunt mesa]

how long is he grounded for

[tepid olive]

No clue

Hes been a mystery

[gaunt mesa]

how long has it been?

[tepid olive]

This is his first attempt at communication in like a month and a half

Hes sent some random PRs somehow but hasnt talked

[restive ether]

he sent like three messages total

he did the whole bsd thing while locked down

[tepid olive]

Yeah what a G

Cant wait to merge that in

[restive ether]

bsd games

[tepid olive]

Been wanting adduser for a hot fucking minute

[restive ether]

hopefully it works

[gaunt mesa]

idk why but its so satisfying when stuff works first try

[restive ether]

because you wanna die a little less

[gaunt mesa]

especially something like github actions

because i always fuck those up

[tepid olive]

@gaunt mesa best feeling is when a complicated sed/regex works

Actual nut

[gaunt mesa]

ok this is factual

[wicked summit]

everette

[gaunt mesa]

yes everette

[wicked summit]

what is it

how do i pirate it

[gaunt mesa]

its an API

why do u want to pirate an API

[wicked summit]

oh

now i don't wanna

[tepid olive]

looking through my private github

and i just found

the best tweak

[gaunt mesa]

ok

[tepid olive]

i should release it

[gaunt mesa]

knowing u

i would not

[tepid olive]

//
//  Tweak.x
//  Off The Grid
//
//  Created by burrit0z on 7/15/20.
//

#import "Tweak.h"```

[primal perch]

give me the stickers

[tepid olive]

give me the stickers

This limitation will be removed in the near future.
Please remember to re-enable System Integrity Protection!```

loss

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

fuck im so tired i just removed the project

true

[wicked summit]

i am probably speaking into the wind w this, but has anyone encountered this Xcode issue?

Failed to build module 'NomaePreferences' from its module interface; the compiler that produced it, 'Apple Swift version 5.2.4 (swiftlang-1103.0.32.9 clang-1103.0.32.53)', may have used features that aren't supported by this compiler, 'Apple Swift version 5.3.2 (swiftlang-1200.0.45 clang-1200.0.32.28)'

for the module, build library for distribution was toggled ON when compiled
shouldn't that allow forward compatibility?

googling this yielded kinda bad results, it may just be an Xcode issue
but i am on Xcode 12.4 now sooo idk

[primal perch]

ok french canadian

[restive ether]

did they remove the sticker tab

because i only get them in suggested

[last sierra]

oh

[primal perch]

[gentle grove]

On my way! to your mom

[last sierra]

die

[brittle lantern]

can someone link me to patched sdks for ios 14-14.2

[exotic spire]

[frozen fable]

Does anyone know where cydia stores the icon previews for repos locally? I have an older icon of modmyi I’m trying to rip and don’t know where it’s located on the fs

[last sierra]

in my balls

[brittle lantern]

correct

[restive ether]

https://github.com/CharlieWhile13/iOS-SDK-With-Passion

[brittle lantern]

[gentle grove]

wtf is wrong with iterm

sometimes it just starts being extremely laggy, and when i go to restart it, all the windows close, but it's still running and i have to force quit

laggy to the point of unusable

[faint timber]

Happens to me with opera

[gentle grove]

hmm

idk if that helps much though because opera is an entirely different program from iterm

[sand mountain]

opera or opera gx?

[lime pivot]

it doesn’t store them at all, and actually as you scroll it’ll even re-request ones that were just loaded seconds ago

[faint timber]

@sand mountain opera gx

I have a 128gb of ram

which the browser clearly was not tested on

before they released it

on mac at least

windows version is fine

[sand mountain]

hmm

well idk what to do sorry

[faint timber]

iterm2 works fine for me @gentle grove

all I can say

[gentle grove]

yeah it only happens sometimes

like once every 4 days

[faint timber]

the one thing I hate about iterm2 is if I make a new tab, the window size becomes shorter than my monitor dimensions

quite annoying

I have to constantly resize it back to fullscreen

[gentle grove]

i have a program that simulates a tiling window manager

[grim sparrow]

lol I need to fix these

[restive ether]

loss

[grim sparrow]

Sure 14.0 works but will spit out a bunch of errors which is fun

[lime pivot]

probably can be fixed by sifting through its maze of settings

an app that needs a search bar in its preferences window seriously needs to rethink what the fuck it’s doing

[lime pivot]

https://twitter.com/geocitiesgifbot/status/1370299580777177088

GeoCities GIF Bot (@geocitiesgifbot)

GIR.GIF (49x50 pixels, search word: crisis)

GIF:
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Twitter · Mar 12, 2021, 9:04 AM

[faint timber]

@lime pivot why cant everything be like vscode

one keybind to search, also settings is ui and json

so many options

[lime pivot]

better is just don't have a million settings

one of few things Atom got right beyond just making Sublime Text but javascript is that the settings UI is actually designed for humans to use

[trail nimbus]

Hello I have an own Tweak on my own Repo but I want that my Tweak have an logo. Does anybody know how?

[tepid olive]

you should use Silica if you can

[trail nimbus]

And If I can’t?

[tepid olive]

why can’t you

[trail nimbus]

Because my main PC is broken and now I have only my win7 lap

[tepid olive]

what

how does that matter

[trail nimbus]

Yes

But how?

[verbal terrace]

If you're using silica then all you have to do is add a png to the silica_data folder

[trail nimbus]

Must have it an specific name?

[verbal terrace]

icon.png iirc

[wicked summit]

https://bruh.github.io/repo/BigCockTweak/icon.png

[high osprey]

-(void)layoutSubviews {
    // Colour Dock
    NSString* dockColour = NULL;
    NSDictionary* preferencesDictionary = [NSDictionary dictionaryWithContentsOfFile: @"/var/mobile/Library/Preferences/com.sangster.sbcustomize.plist"];
    if(preferencesDictionary)
    {
        dockColour = [preferencesDictionary objectForKey: @"dockColour"];
    }
    
    UIColor* selectedDockColour = [SparkColourPickerUtils colourWithString: dockColour withFallback: @"#ffffff"];
    
    if(enableDockColour) {
        _backgroundView.backgroundColor = selectedDockColour;
    }
    
    %orig;
}```does anyone know why when I go to app library it removes the colour from the dock

I am even using layoutSubviews

It colours it fine until i swipe there

It’s the background view of the dock

SBDockView

No the actual view is an MTMaterial view

It’s an ivar

Well you probably knew that

The material view is the background

No

It goes back

The thing is I can still see the dock through the App Library blur so the dock view isn’t disappearing

What’s that?

So no

Why did I not think of using setBackgroundView before lol

The method ask for an id

[gaunt mesa]

u need to call orig first

[gaunt mesa]

no

we know the type is UIView *

stuff like runtime browser aren't always able to dump the types at runtime

and classdank

[high osprey]

@grave sparrow that broke the dock background view

it disappered

yep

-(void)setBackgroundView:(UIView *)view {
    %orig;
    view.backgroundColor = [UIColor redColor];
}```

exactly what I did

should I rename the view to the actual backrgound view ivar

-(void)setBackgroundView:(UIView *)_backgroundView```

?

[subtle grail]

try changing the view color before calling orig maybe

[gaunt mesa]

@grave sparrow does batcho support zebra

[restive ether]

your mother? no

[high osprey]

@grave sparrow copied and pasted the exact code this time it just didnt colour the dock but the background stayed

maybe ios 14 thing?

[tepid olive]

Hotel? Trivago

Hayden in a whole nother city

@grave sparrow hey man ive got an ios 14 device

Unjailbroken

[wicked summit]

#development working on dock coloring tweaks I see

[high osprey]

shhh

[tepid olive]

The usual

[high osprey]

I can get it to colour its just when I open the app library it stops showing the colour

[restive ether]

ask nicely

[wicked summit]

yes I know one, bu it doesn't have touch ID support

[tepid olive]

Just jtool bins that can do that

Ull prolly notice somethin

[gaunt mesa]

hotel

trivago

true

gm

[high osprey]

anyway does anyone know what could be causing it to do that with the colour

[wicked summit]

hotel
batcho
false

[gaunt mesa]

what

[wicked summit]

what

[gaunt mesa]

why are you so obsessed with people's mothers

like this is unhealthy bro

[restive ether]

ok? but where is she at

she hasn’t called in awhile

[gaunt mesa]

she died

cameren: com.apple.private.YourMother

[surreal mountain]

ok

[gaunt mesa]

ok

[surreal mountain]

True

[gaunt mesa]

eurT

:thishowitisinvert:

[restive ether]

fuck off

[surreal mountain]

WTF

just exploited deliver-it to get any address

shitty infra moment

[gaunt mesa]

why are there random encoded symbols in ur doctype

https://www.apple.com/DTDs/PropertyList-1.0.dtd

[restive ether]

cute

[last sierra]

like your mother

[next wadi]

[wicked summit]

why is 240p

[last sierra]

why is my cock green

[turbid fjord]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/773180463141486623/817721536714375168/801937058327035954.png

Just use this

[next wadi]

true

[gaunt mesa]

[subtle grail]

if i have a global variable that is being written to from one thread

and read from another

will that cause a race condition

[primal perch]

yea it’s certainly a big issue

use a mutex

[subtle grail]

this is in C tho so i don't have NSLock or anything

maybe pthread mutexes?

[primal perch]

ye

[subtle grail]

now i have to find out how to use those

[vital loom]

Is there a guide on how to make a tweak for iOS 12.5.1. I can find a video or an article anywhere