development

[tepid olive]

Wherever saurik pulls up

I will box anyone

[gaunt mesa]

[tepid olive]

on which version

[restive ether]

because i have issues

[gaunt mesa]

heading to georgia rn

[restive ether]

@tepid olive did you hear about my zsh bug

[tepid olive]

zsh big

[gaunt mesa]

cameren developer true

[restive ether]

yes

[tepid olive]

12.4

is your name supposed to look like this

[restive ether]

develop this dick bitch

[tepid olive]

Zsh bug :(

[restive ether]

it’s not for you to fix (i think)

[tepid olive]

Ok pullup bet

[tepid olive]

yea well that's something else
sock puppet actually works

[restive ether]

zsh runs up to 100% cpu usage after running user space reboot

[tepid olive]

first fish now zsh

oh shit it worked

[restive ether]

i never got fish to work that was sad

[tepid olive]

finallyyyy

[tepid olive]

like 10th try

[restive ether]

work as the default shell*

[tepid olive]

yessir

Real men use pre uspacere chimera

10% success rate but ok

[gaunt mesa]

yeah it is

[restive ether]

life_waste moment

[tepid olive]

woohoo

[half walrus]

wtf

[tepid olive]

my sileo isn't there

[half walrus]

it works for me

[tepid olive]

smiling through the pain

[half walrus]

i straight up download stuff regularly

no cloudflare issue

[tepid olive]

i give up

[restive ether]

did you use 1.6.1

[half walrus]

i'm checking DO one sec

[restive ether]

because 1.6.1 doesn’t work for whatever reason

[tepid olive]

what

ok

[restive ether]

using 1.6 then 1.6.1 works though

yeah that sileo bug only happens on .1

[tepid olive]

ok

i'll try that then

thx

[restive ether]

just hold your phone in front of fan

+40% success rate

[tepid olive]

mobile@iPhone ~> chsh -s /usb<W> fish: An error occurred while redirecting file '/etc/shells'
open: No such file or directory

@tepid olive /etc/shells moment

[pearl sail]

fish

throwup

[half walrus]

chsh on ios

does that even work

[pearl sail]

yes

[half walrus]

i bricked a phone with it

so

[tepid olive]

just changed my shell to fish

[half walrus]

i just use bash profiles to do it now

[tepid olive]

it works on pro fine

[half walrus]

ok yeah

i remember now that i rewrote chsh myself

[tepid olive]

do you mean bootlooped

[half walrus]

and it was likely a mistake in my code that bricked my phone

[tepid olive]

in fact pro sets root and mobile shell to zsh for some reason

@tepid olive explain yourself

[tepid olive]

Wtf is happening in that command

What am i explaining??

[pearl sail]

most mistakes are usually user mistakes

[tepid olive]

fish is trying to do completion but /etc/shells doesnt exist

[tepid olive]

gotta love noobs getting confused by zsh-newuser-install

[tepid olive]

setting default shell to zszh

[restive ether]

because coolstar did it first

idk

lol

[tepid olive]

Idk what zszh is

[tepid olive]

did I get hacked?????

[half walrus]

i use brick and bootloop synonymously, hard bricks aren't (shush) possible anymore and a soft brick and bootloop are the same thing

so

[tepid olive]

I dont care shut up

[restive ether]

L

[half walrus]

when i say brick i mean soft brick

[tepid olive]

[half walrus]

i actually

[tepid olive]

you know what i meant

[restive ether]

zsh go brrr anyways

[half walrus]

yeah no hard brick should be entirely impossible on <=A11, no?

[pearl sail]

zsh is the standard

and always should be

[gaunt mesa]

fish is still pog

[tepid olive]

oh yes 1.6.0 worked

thanks

[pearl sail]

fish hasn't been updated in while no?

[restive ether]

a year

[half walrus]

arguing about shell environments is beyond stupid

[tepid olive]

hayden be like: zsh is the default shell
and also: wtf dash sucks kill it

[restive ether]

no new releases*

still actively maintained

[pearl sail]

weird

[half walrus]

literally just use what you like

[tepid olive]

how is zsh bad tho

its not

i love zsh

[half walrus]

nothing is less important than what shell u frickin use

[tepid olive]

i just think its a weird default shell choice

[half walrus]

zsh is default on macos

[tepid olive]

I never said dash sucks

macOS has it

so it makes sense ig?

[half walrus]

and jailbreak needs to move closer to macos

[tepid olive]

Thats not a reason to make it default on ios and is not why i do it

mosh hasnt had a release since 2017 https://github.com/mobile-shell/mosh/releases/tag/mosh-1.3.2

[restive ether]

coolstar did it before macos i think

i forget

[gaunt mesa]

moshpit

[restive ether]

my sense of time is bad

[tepid olive]

true still have to compile git master for truecolor

[half walrus]

imo it is a reason but doesn't have to be why you do it

[pearl sail]

updating zsh on macOS is a pain

[tepid olive]

apple did it cause they they cant update bash

It’s a bad reason

[gaunt mesa]

because licensing

[half walrus]

disagree

[gaunt mesa]

im talking about for bash

that's why apple stopped using it

[pearl sail]

updating all of the tools on macOS is a pain in the ass

[half walrus]

if we stick to a standard then as that standard gets updated tools in the community can be updated to support that standard instead of like, debian

[tepid olive]

What?

[restive ether]

yeah that worked well in ios

[half walrus]

and if we mirror macos' shit with our own bootstrap

[tepid olive]

Mirroring macos is stupid

[half walrus]

in the same way that internalui builds already do

[gaunt mesa]

krit i'm surprised u haven't made ur own bootstrap yet

lmao

[restive ether]

mirror macos and use bash 3

[tepid olive]

Theres a reason the first thing mfs do when they get macos is install better tools

[gaunt mesa]

no

[half walrus]

then arm macos binaries and libraries should operate perfectly fine on ios

[half walrus]

i have one

[gaunt mesa]

wtf

[pearl sail]

macOS uses bash 3.4 and nano 2.0.4 as defaults

[gaunt mesa]

is it private?

[tepid olive]

man i wish i could put my 5s on 10.3.3 w/ totallynotspyware

[half walrus]

if i uploaded it apple would dmca me to actual shit

[gaunt mesa]

LMAO

[half walrus]

i didn't build any of it

[gaunt mesa]

lol

[tepid olive]

[half walrus]

it's all factory leak stuff i'm not supposed to even be talking abt

[gaunt mesa]

how do u even go about doing that

[tepid olive]

I made a bootstrap https://github.com/CRKatri/BBS

[tepid olive]

just host it on git.rip

[half walrus]

wdym

[gaunt mesa]

making ur own bootstrap

[tepid olive]

compiling shit

its very easy

[gaunt mesa]

time to flood the market

[half walrus]

bootstrap is just

a repo with the packages you expect to come preinstalled on macos or a linux distro

so a jailbroken iphone can pull itself up by the bootstrap and be compatible with other tools by creating a unix environment

is how i'll explain it ig

hayden prolly has best answer

[gaunt mesa]

ok but how install packages that's what i don't get

[pearl sail]

I have a lot of updated compiled pacakges for procursus

[half walrus]

wdym how install packages

like

[gaunt mesa]

like how do u install the initial dpkg

[half walrus]

there's a binpack loaded by the jailbreak

that has the initial dpkg and shit

also cydia has apt stuff baked into it

[gaunt mesa]

yeah that's what i didn't know

[tepid olive]

you unpack everything into a tarball that you extract over the system

[half walrus]

like uhhh

what's a good example

[tepid olive]

just dpkg -i dpkg.deb

[half walrus]

rootlessjb3 (not plank's version ignore that one)

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

i didn't know dpkg was preinstalled

[tepid olive]

plank rootlessjb is like success rate of 0.1%

[half walrus]

the source and binpack shit should be very easy to glance throug in this

[tepid olive]

@gaunt mesa this is how's procursus does it https://github.com/ProcursusTeam/Procursus/blob/master/Makefile#L501-L559

[gaunt mesa]

thanks

[tepid olive]

time_waste for 4k devices is hilarious

[gaunt mesa]

my eyes

[half walrus]

lol plank man

guy is a roller coaster

[tepid olive]

you basically extract the dpkg deb and everything else you need, then you tarball it, and then extract it over a jailbroken ios

[half walrus]

he made a flappy bird clone

[restive ether]

every time people clown him he goes on a trump / borderline racist rampage

[half walrus]

i know this because i knew about him before rootlessjb3_plank

because of something related to talkboard

i think he wanted on or something

[gaunt mesa]

i knew plank back in 2019

[half walrus]

yeah

[gaunt mesa]

and i regret that

[tepid olive]

does talkboard still exist?

[half walrus]

its dormant

[gaunt mesa]

yes it does

aaron hasn't done anything recently

[tepid olive]

personally i find the highlight to be when he said he was gonna come out on twitter sometime and then goes to support trump

talkboard, more like talkboardd

[half walrus]

aaron hasn't done anything and i'm sitting out bc

[gaunt mesa]

true

[half walrus]

i have a ways to go with vocal therapy so

(also why my episodes won't ever air)

[tepid olive]

sudo launchctl unload -w /Library/LaunchDaemons/me.krit.talkboardd.plist go brrr

[half walrus]

massive respect for aaron for being super understanding on me not wanting to publish those episodes

[tepid olive]

that’s cool

[gaunt mesa]

vocal therapy?

[tepid olive]

vocal therapy is crazy tbh

[gaunt mesa]

forgive me if i sound stark but are u talking about a female voice?

[tepid olive]

yes

[faint timber]

snapchat moment

[half walrus]

also yes

[faint timber]

[tepid olive]

voice therapy looks like a big commitment tho lol

[half walrus]

i did thrash and death metal so:

1. I have experience with vocal manipulation and all that stuff, however
2. I have an extremely low, raspy voice

[restive ether]

so is marriage

[half walrus]

soooo

i have both a huge head start and a long ways to go

[tepid olive]

my mother had a vocal cord problem and had to do these exercises
damn it looked like a pain to do regularly and not forget about it

[restive ether]

who are you again

[half walrus]

honest to god i'd consider going mute but I'm not about that life honestly

[tepid olive]

lmaoo

iirc it’s not all about how low your voice is it’s mostly how it has a different tone to it but i’m not a professional in this

[half walrus]

i'm familiar with the fundamentals

range control and breaking habits is what's gonna be rough, not incredibly worried about it

[tepid olive]

mhm

[half walrus]

bc, picture a girl intentionally talking in a deep voice vs a guy, sounds very different

mimicking vocal strain is annoying to do

and i have a habit of always talking in my vocal fry so woeis

alright gotta reboot then we doin hypixel stream bc why not

[gaunt mesa]

doesn't it hurt

to

girlvoice

[half walrus]

it shouldn't?

I did like 2 years of trained metal vocals though I might have a different experience than most

[grim sparrow]

@half walrus I might be stupid, but surely there’s an internal method of WatchKit for getting ECID

[half walrus]

if you want to dig, we looked through on-phone stuff and found nothing

[grim sparrow]

I’ll have a look

[half walrus]

someone else looking couldn't hurt though yeah

also my webserver is up yall are mad

OH

you guys are using https i think 😛

[grim sparrow]

Surely the phone can/knows the identifiers of it

[gaunt mesa]

headers.kritanate.me

[half walrus]

haven't set up ssl yet

zoop

http://hdev.krit.me/dsc/

[grim sparrow]

[half walrus]

yup

@ anyone who was getting a server error on my site

use http

[grim sparrow]

lol

[tepid olive]

[half walrus]

not a priority rn

[tepid olive]

I'm not gonna use it if it isn't ssl

[tepid olive]

yes if you don’t do it properly

[grim sparrow]

How

[half walrus]

ok extract ur own libs then

[tepid olive]

don’t you like get used to it but it still is an effort to do it

[half walrus]

doing a female voice as long as it's in your vocal range shouldn't cause any discomfort whatsoever

if it does you're doing something wrong and stop

[tepid olive]

yea

[tepid olive]

Or don't cause I don't even need it

but if you get used to it you have to do it reverse no?

[grim sparrow]

Tbh I shouldn’t input, I’ve done nothing for my voice

[tepid olive]

unless you’ve transitioned it would be weird lol

[grim sparrow]

Don’t call me out like that

[half walrus]

I don't use csgo trading websites because i do not play csgo

[tepid olive]

ah yes

[half walrus]

do u see how useless that sentence was

[grim sparrow]

Apart from some close people and jb I’m still closeted

[half walrus]

i just collectively wasted 2 seconds of everyone's time

[grim sparrow]

lol

[half walrus]

mood except hm

[grim sparrow]

[half walrus]

only people i'm keeping it from is my parents, but due to covid my living situation means i'm kinda stuck keeping it on the downlow rn

[grim sparrow]

from is my parents
Mood

[half walrus]

hope i'm back out by may

[grim sparrow]

[tepid olive]

i learned yesterday my parents aren’t transphobic which is cool, wasn’t expecting to see that from them

[half walrus]

have a good long term friend i'm gonna grab an apartment with near their college

[half walrus]

lol i've been trying so hard to get a straight opinion from them on it

[grim sparrow]

Not being *phobic should be the default setting

[tepid olive]

they corrected my little brother misgendering a trans nurse so ig that’s nice

[tepid olive]

yes, ofc

[grim sparrow]

I got my parents opinion on trans people over New Years

[half walrus]

I honestly, and this is just me, understand why people >30 don't understand it

like it's not something i'll hold against them honestly

[tepid olive]

yea

[grim sparrow]

True

[tepid olive]

I learned recently that my parents are transphobic/homophobic

So that's fun

[half walrus]

especially when it comes to gender identity stuff vs gender dysphoria stuff

[tepid olive]

LMAO ive been on beta for fucking months

[tepid olive]

ok

[grim sparrow]

Join the club

[half walrus]

fully support anyone doing it just bc they want to but i get lumped in with a very different group of people when it comes to "identity" stuff and it's weird for me

[tepid olive]

2020-10-14

LOOLL

[grim sparrow]

My step dad came into my room a couple months back and said i couldn’t be legally gay till I’m 16, and I cannot explain the confused expression on my face

[tepid olive]

So occasionally during dinner they'll just start being transphobic, it's very uncomfortable, thankfully I'm not LGBTQ, so i don't have to deal with that

i was fairly certain my dad is transphobic somewhat but i’m sure my mom isn’t so that’s nice
i’m not sure if he is or not now

[half walrus]

ask them why they're so concerned about what you do with your genitals then

dont actually but know u have the power to make it so fucking awkward

[lethal ice]

i think 90% of people born in the 20th centure are trans/homophobic and 50% born in the 21st are

[tepid olive]

true true

[half walrus]

i'd say cut homophobic from that and it's true

[tepid olive]

UK is full of transphobia tbh
it’s awful

My parents are just super religious, so they be like "enby those idiots will all be killed by the wrath of god"

[tepid olive]

have you seen the US

[lethal ice]

yea because got literally said "kill gay people"

[tepid olive]

LOL same

[grim sparrow]

Yep

[half walrus]

even my overly religious parents have told me they wont do anything drastic if i come out as gay

[tepid olive]

at least you can buy puberty blockers there

i dont want to

ok but you can

[gaunt mesa]

puberty blockers

[tepid olive]

im fucking 14 anyways LMAO

yes

[grim sparrow]

Idk. I’m quoting as best I remember but someone said over New Years “Trans people are fucked in the head and should just accept how they’re born”. Really don’t want to dive deeper into that

[half walrus]

i think homosexuality is pretty heavily getting accepted by a majority of people as a natural thing

[tepid olive]

[half walrus]

even boomers and older millenials

[tepid olive]

yes

wtf

burrit0z

[lethal ice]

puberty blockers? just like the catholic church copping off little boys' balls so they wouldnt lose their suprano

[tepid olive]

jooooe biden

[half walrus]

now we have the thing with

[grim sparrow]

The fucking nonce checking pants

[half walrus]

gender dysphoria vs people going with gender identities

[tepid olive]

sigh

[half walrus]

one of which is a mental situation and the other is the deconstruction of a social construct (fine by me)

[lethal ice]

time to play tf2

[half walrus]

party?

[lethal ice]

im shit

[half walrus]

i'll carry you then

[lethal ice]

i

[half walrus]

lemme boot it

[grim sparrow]

Gender dysphoria comes from the balls / boobs (depending on how you look at it)

[lethal ice]

my main account got vac banned

[tepid olive]

[half walrus]

how'd you manage that

[lethal ice]

but by now i have more hours on this new account

[tepid olive]

LOL

you are

[lethal ice]

oh my fucking god

i hate this new filter

[half walrus]

literally could've asked me for a private one

[tepid olive]

true it is

[half walrus]

i have like 4

[lethal ice]

this was when i was like 12

[half walrus]

given 3 of those got sent to dario but

n 4th is for me to play with in IDA

[grim sparrow]

You can buy them here

[tepid olive]

not only but yes accurate

[lethal ice]

2k days

wow

[half walrus]

wonder if dario even did anything with those

[grim sparrow]

In the UK you can go private, and it isn’t that expensive actually

[half walrus]

he better have

they were difficult to get lol

[pearl sail]

slow internet moments

[lethal ice]

ive been playing this shit game for too long huh

[tepid olive]

isn’t it illegal under 18

[grim sparrow]

16

[tepid olive]

or i got bullshit info lmao

ok

[tepid olive]

apple server connection always slow, but i get 500 down

[grim sparrow]

Only cause some fucking cunt sued the NHS because they were wrong about being trans and went on blockers

[tepid olive]

probably due to my vpn

[half walrus]

what's illegal under 16

[tepid olive]

that’s dumb but not as bad as 18 ig

[tepid olive]

blockers in the UK

[half walrus]

imo people should be on blockers and not hrt till they're 18

[tepid olive]

imagine fucking up your entire life so badly by getting blockers when you didnt want them

[grim sparrow]

Puberty blockers are pretty much pointless at 16

[tepid olive]

[pearl sail]

I live next to their server I get 800 down with my VPN

[half walrus]

that's not how they work

[tepid olive]

send me your location ill go there so i can download the update

[grim sparrow]

Blockers aren’t a problem, if you stop taking them you just have a late puberty lol

[tepid olive]

yea

[half walrus]

the point of em is delaying hormones so you're able to make a decision later

[grim sparrow]

^

It’s just trying to make sure you have the right puberty

[tepid olive]

@pearl sail nvm

[pearl sail]

just live in the Bay Area

[half walrus]

and I think only allowing blockers till 18 is right

[lethal ice]

krit i sent a friend request

[half walrus]

gotcha

[grim sparrow]

Oh wait I misread

[tepid olive]

oh i didn’t even know that lol

[grim sparrow]

Only allowing until is fine, I thought you meant not allowed till 18

[tepid olive]

LOL what

what the fuck

is this

[grim sparrow]

Office stuff iirc

[tepid olive]

is this malware or something

oh so yes it is

cool

[half walrus]

zip it

i want

[lime pivot]

weird. what happened to them?

[lethal ice]

why does this game minimize when clicking on other monitor

[half walrus]

play windowed

[lime pivot]

I mean mosh works great for me but it’s sad to see it not at least get bug fixes

[lethal ice]

is there borderless

[half walrus]

haven't used fullscreen in so long

there is

check startup option listing

[grim sparrow]

Just be glad your parents actually recognise non binary people

[lethal ice]

its a launch option right

[half walrus]

(need to enable that myself one sec)

[tepid olive]

lol

[half walrus]

actually idc

also

[lime pivot]

it’s behind ssh so at least there’s not as much of an attack surface I guess

[half walrus]

on your displays, make them diagonal in windows settings

[tepid olive]

i wouldn’t say 18 but maybe

[half walrus]

i'll show one sec

[tepid olive]

what the fuck

it’ll go down

[tepid olive]

18 is fair

[lethal ice]

ight i just did the launch options for borderless

pogger

[grim sparrow]

@tepid olive it’s not a problem, even if I applied now I’d have to wait 2/3 years with current wait times

[half walrus]

@ scoob

[lethal ice]

it worked it doesnt minimize anymore

wtf

wtf

satan

[half walrus]

do that or you'll accidentally tab out of the game when you flick your aim

[lethal ice]

oh yea thats why i play in fullscreen

dont worry i dont play sniper 😎

[half walrus]

this game likely predates dual monitor setups existing

[gaunt mesa]

how do i get rid of this

[tepid olive]

yea wait times lmao

[half walrus]

it's only a problem when playing soldier so

[lethal ice]

yea tru it always happens with soldier

[gaunt mesa]

it still shows parallels access

even tho i uninstalled that bitch 10 years ago

[tepid olive]

@echo spindle

[grim sparrow]

I looked cause I was bored, to go private with almost no wait times, it’s £500 a year

[tepid olive]

@echo spindle gm

[lethal ice]

im kinda cracked with the rocket jumps but i dont use it in game too much

[tepid olive]

ehh not that bad ig

[lime pivot]

yep. I think by the letter of the law it’s illegal af, what they have to do is persuade the judge to rule in their favor by agreeing to what’s best for the world rather than strictly legal grounds

[half walrus]

yep

[grim sparrow]

It’s a lot less than I thought

[tepid olive]

for private it isn’t crazy

seems pretty cheap

[tepid olive]

yep same

unironically

[grim sparrow]

It’s only £500 first year, it’s £300 after

Cause of blood work and co

[half walrus]

nep gave me instructions on how to diy hrt

[grim sparrow]

Lmao

[tepid olive]

[half walrus]

which is right up my alley so

[grim sparrow]

Someone told me about that

[half walrus]

not dealing with doctors in rural ass kansas

[grim sparrow]

[tepid olive]

step 1)

diy doesn’t sound like a great idea to me but it is anonymous so that’s good for parents

[grim sparrow]

Bro

As soon as I hit 16 I’m removing my parents from my NHS records

[gaunt mesa]

diy lmao

[half walrus]

its not the anonymity its that I'd have to convince a doctor i want it

[gaunt mesa]

all the rural doctors try their hardest to prevent u

[half walrus]

yup

[tepid olive]

here i don’t even need my parents for medical decisions

[grim sparrow]

There’s actually a few things I’m doing when I hit 16

[half walrus]

conversion therapy is legal here also

so

[tepid olive]

not anymore

anyways

[half walrus]

i'm going the same why i do with everything else and handling it on my own

[grim sparrow]

I need my parents up until 16, and at 16 I can completely remove them

[tepid olive]

when i turn 16 i will breathe

[lethal ice]

krit did u not get in lol

[tepid olive]

i can literally do anything if i’m over 14

[half walrus]

oh yeah forgot to tell you

[tepid olive]

canada is cool

[half walrus]

it'll take me about 5 minutes to join in @ scoob

idk why

[gaunt mesa]

playing hypixel?

[half walrus]

game freezes for 5 minutes every time i join a match

we're playing tf2

[tepid olive]

no

[lethal ice]

lol

[grim sparrow]

I need to open new bank accounts, remove parents from NHS records, new iCloud/Apple emai

[gaunt mesa]

woe

[lethal ice]

ight

[gaunt mesa]

LMAO

[tepid olive]

hypexil

[gaunt mesa]

burrit0z wanna play minecraft?

[grim sparrow]

I’m not joking

[tepid olive]

i am

in bed currently

[gaunt mesa]

bruh

[tepid olive]

why

[grim sparrow]

I don’t want my parents having access to my bank account, not deep

[tepid olive]

but yeah if you wanna tomorrow or something im totally down

[gaunt mesa]

i forgot u were a little kid

[tepid olive]

been a long fucking time

[gaunt mesa]

cuz Charlie While -> Amy While

[tepid olive]

yes

[grim sparrow]

It’s not that

[tepid olive]

true

[gaunt mesa]

and also parents are just

[tepid olive]

but why cut all relationships

[grim sparrow]

It’s the fact my parents can look into my bank right now and control stuff

[gaunt mesa]

homophobic parents

[grim sparrow]

Because they’re fucked

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

transphobic*

[grim sparrow]

Both

[tepid olive]

both

[gaunt mesa]

[tepid olive]

just see what they say then go ahead and get rid of em

maybe they’ll understand, or not

[grim sparrow]

.

They won’t

[tepid olive]

k then

[grim sparrow]

lol

[tepid olive]

all im gonna say is, what your parents dont know doesnt hurt them

[gaunt mesa]

if u were bi or gay that would work

[tepid olive]

i feel bad for you, but fuck transphobes anytime

[gaunt mesa]

but not if ur planning to transition

[grim sparrow]

Exactly

You can hide certain things, I can’t hide gender nearly as easily

[tepid olive]

what i wasnt talking about that

you could hide DIY hrt if you move out

[grim sparrow]

[tepid olive]

yes sure

go ahead hide that

but that’s not an option rn ofc

[gaunt mesa]

just hide yourself

ez

[grim sparrow]

If I hop on a waiting list now I’d get on actual support by 18 anyway

[tepid olive]

true

[grim sparrow]

So

[tepid olive]

my macbook fans holy fucking shit wooooo 100000000rpm

[gaunt mesa]

reee

[grim sparrow]

Don’t trust myself to DIY it at 16

[tepid olive]

you don’t need parent approval for the lists?

big sur install big cock installl please send help and possibly a liquid cooler thankss

[grim sparrow]

not from 16

[tepid olive]

that’s good

[gaunt mesa]

i wish the US had that

then i could've been in college now too

[grim sparrow]

Also my bank will still say that cause of legal ID

OH WAIT I REMEMBERED

[gaunt mesa]

won't u change legal name?

[grim sparrow]

I can legally change my name from 16 without parents

[gaunt mesa]

the equivalent of that is 18 in the US

which pisses me off

[tepid olive]

that’s a long process tho

[grim sparrow]

It’s not actually

[gaunt mesa]

the UK gets stuff done decently fast

[tepid olive]

please send me meth @gaunt mesa

frninja please send meth

[gaunt mesa]

[grim sparrow]

Just hop down to local council with a close person, pay £25, sign some forms

[grim sparrow]

Not gender

[tepid olive]

frninja meth technologies incorporated

[gaunt mesa]

true

[tepid olive]

that’s fast wow

[grim sparrow]

Legally changing gender is a fucking pain

Most of the time you can’t change legal gender without permission from medical people

[tepid olive]

yea

!jumbo

[faint lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/766087470579843072.png

[tepid olive]

wtf

is bot down

[gaunt mesa]

!jumbo

[faint lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/765037229306544139.png

[tepid olive]

OOOOH

IT IS

IT IS

LOOOOL

we can say anything we fucking want xDDDD

[grim sparrow]

Guys I have 100mb of data, would appreciate if we could avoid the jumbos and new emojis

[gaunt mesa]

no we can't lmao

[tepid olive]

true

no wtf my client shit itself

i was spamming r word

[gaunt mesa]

use wifi

[tepid olive]

how am i not muted

(filter spam)

@/Aaron#9999 go ahead

[gaunt mesa]

time to send 2 50mb videos

[grim sparrow]

I told you ages ago, my parents kill the modem and router at night

[tepid olive]

\ @ administrator go ahead

true

[tepid olive]

what the fuck

joooe biden

[grim sparrow]

That’s why I will use all my data without leaving the house lol

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

this is why i hijacked my internet

[tepid olive]

yes

indeed

[gaunt mesa]

how do u refill

[tepid olive]

factory reset your router homie

factory reset your home homie

[gaunt mesa]

factory reset your life

reenter the womb

[tepid olive]

true

[grim sparrow]

It renews every 1st

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/767138622309793812/804527166716379156/image0.png

[gaunt mesa]

L 3 more days

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

L

L

L

L

APOLLO

LMAO

[tepid olive]

LOOOL

wtf

[grim sparrow]

Personal hotspot

[tepid olive]

60 gig data

YOUTUBE

true

why is it off

[gaunt mesa]

cocktube

[tepid olive]

i just stopped giving a shit about using data because i have unlimited since like last march

[gaunt mesa]

same

[tepid olive]

i have had to pay 50$ in fees because i passed my data cap of 50mb

i dont even use wifi at home LMAO

[gaunt mesa]

50mb

LMAO

[tepid olive]

yes

[tepid olive]

i hate it

[gaunt mesa]

thjats me after scrolling through tiktok for 2 hours and then checking my battery and realizing my wifi was off the entire time

[tepid olive]

i can download a fucking video and itll go over 50mb

i’ll get proper data later but rn idrc

[gaunt mesa]

unlimited data

t-mobile

[tepid olive]

the mobile game ads do it

[gaunt mesa]

seems worse than bell tho

[grim sparrow]

It hasn’t updated since yesterday, I’m scared

[tepid olive]

they use like 30mb in the background

bro youre fine

195

plenty

[grim sparrow]

What about all of today and tomorrow and the day after

[tepid olive]

fucking had to kill my data instead of leaving it at 50 because it always went over the cap

you have wifi in day?? no?

[grim sparrow]

It goes down at 6pm

lol

[tepid olive]

true

[tepid olive]

man i dont even eat dinner by that time wtf

what are your parents on

[grim sparrow]

It comes back on when I go downstairs to turn it on, and goes off at about 6pm

[tepid olive]

just pay for another wifi and put the router inside your PC for da 1ms ping

[grim sparrow]

All the cancer causing radiation the router emits obviously

That’s why they turn it off

[tepid olive]

5g radio waves

[grim sparrow]

[tepid olive]

just buy a 5g blocker cage

ez

[grim sparrow]

Bro when I said our router has 5Ghz my mum lost her shit

[tepid olive]

5g repellent body oil

5g repelent lotion

they’re only 90$ on amazon

[grim sparrow]

So I renamed all of our SSID to - 2.4ghz and she’s kept quiet

[tepid olive]

karen repellent essential oils

my wifi is named some interesting shit

i have guest network and then i have 2.4 and then 5

[tepid olive]

Only cause my dad complained he can't store gender in a bool

[grim sparrow]

Commie neighbour

[tepid olive]

LOL

i found something funny online today

hold on

it can literally hold

more than 2

but the comment said no

[grim sparrow]

My school has an array of valid genders in the system, but it’s only Male and Female, why make it an array if you aren’t gonna have more than 2

[tepid olive]

how else to store 2 objects

[grim sparrow]

Just be like me and store the gender as a string

[tepid olive]

#define MALE YES
#define FEMALE NO

ez

store gender as boolean

gn

oh it fucking died

[grim sparrow]

Just be like Animal Crossing, don’t ask for gender, just ask for style, with a PS at the bottom saying it can Be changed later

[tepid olive]

style

wtf

[tepid olive]

%hook Gender

wtf

noooo

i’ll take it when eta

[grim sparrow]

It just shows 2 styles of clothing instead of gender

[tepid olive]

a class should never be named that

smh

naming convention for classes please conform

another few gb

[lethal ice]

imagine getting outscored by scoob

[grim sparrow]

My comments coming in clutch

[half walrus]

imagine storing user gender

[tepid olive]

three / why?

[lethal ice]

krit how'd you like the 15 killstreak

[half walrus]

it was phenomenal

[grim sparrow]

I just store everything the api throws at me

[half walrus]

i'm salty i'm not doing better rn

[lethal ice]

lol

[half walrus]

my gamesense is all fucked up

[lethal ice]

its easy to get kills as soldier tho tbh

[half walrus]

cuz i've been grinding bedwars all week

[lethal ice]

rip

[grim sparrow]

I’m storing a lot more info than I need to be because it spits it out for no reason

[half walrus]

i could've topfragged if i stay on sniper

but i did that a lot and it got boring

[tepid olive]

why not enum

[half walrus]

trying to force myself to play literally every class (except pyro)

[lethal ice]

rip

soldier demo and spy for me

[grim sparrow]

There’s no need

I’m doing no manipulation with it

Funny how my school has disabled the option server side to change gender and preferred name

[tepid olive]

i’ll steal this meme ty

[grim sparrow]

[tepid olive]

my school is separating genders lmaoo

[grim sparrow]

I have more if need be

Bruh

[tepid olive]

😀

so dumb

[grim sparrow]

I’m saving this for one day

[tepid olive]

why is it not loading

nvm

[grim sparrow]

Oh and this is useful to have

[tepid olive]

definitely

nfr

nfr

true

this is such an awful meme it makes me wanna die

especially that font

[grim sparrow]

lol

[tepid olive]

jfc

popbob trans

[grim sparrow]

Pog

[tepid olive]

agreed

very poggers

where the fuck are the rest of the memes i have

[grim sparrow]

lol

[tepid olive]

what the fuck

[tepid olive]

cursed

[grim sparrow]

Nah my Spanish teacher keeps telling me to grow a pair, literally

[weary nacelle]

wtf

[tepid olive]

go ahead

tell them

[grim sparrow]

No lol

[tepid olive]

loss

[grim sparrow]

Of all my teachers he’d be the worst

[tepid olive]

they’ll learn later

[edgy stag]

#development more like #orange-name-general

[tepid olive]

send him an email when you have

male spanish teacher impossible

true

it’s always a 40-50 year old woman

[grim sparrow]

I mean I plan to do college at the same school, and the college part is all genders

[primal perch]

@lethal ice gm

[edgy stag]

The dev role is orange

Am I colour blind

[weary nacelle]

no

at least i dont think

[grim sparrow]

lol

Dev is orange

[tepid olive]

yea

[weary nacelle]

ig its within possibilty that we're all color blind

[arctic torrent]

@tepid olive

[grim sparrow]

I’m not

[tepid olive]

shush

[edgy stag]

Is capt colour blind

[grim sparrow]

I was tested when I was young cause there’s a strong family history of it

And I am not colour blind (apparently)

Knowing you a very pale white

[tepid olive]

true

[grim sparrow]

[weary nacelle]

!jumbo

[tepid olive]

smurf capt

[faint lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/788872915797803058.png

[weary nacelle]

i still cant see this emote as praying

[faint lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/800174484975124490.png

[tepid olive]

@grim sparrow data go brrr

[faint lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/804546570581311498.gif

[tepid olive]

[faint lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/770773883275837490.png

[arctic torrent]

!jumbo 📯

[tepid olive]

@grave sparrow why haven't you changed your pfp yet

[grim sparrow]

The app isn’t updating, I have no idea how quickly it’s burning lol

[faint lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/800531439640117249.gif

[tepid olive]

that’s great

_ _

ok it’s only 11pm but i’ll sleep

[faint lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/800174484975124490.png

[tepid olive]

gn

[grim sparrow]

I should sleep now

[faint lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/790713418776444929.png

[grim sparrow]

4am and first lesson is 7:30

[faint lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/777936591947300895.png

[weary nacelle]

you're fucked

[grim sparrow]

Nah I got this

I’ve been on this short sleep cycle all week

I’ll just sleep till like 3pm tomorrow

[weary nacelle]

speaking of fucked sleep schedule

anyone know how to fix a sleep schedule in like 3 days

[half walrus]

yes

buy a lot of caffiene

[grim sparrow]

I get 3/4 hours in the week and about 16 on the weekend

[half walrus]

stay up all day

don't let yourself sleep till its 10pm

no matter what

ok

so stay up

all night

and all day tomorrow

buy caffiene if you'll have trouble doing that

and dont go to bed till 8-10pm tomorrow

is how you fix a sleep schedule in a day

[weary nacelle]

not a bad idea

[half walrus]

i've done this probably hundreds of times

it works

[grim sparrow]

@weary nacelle correction first lesson is 9:30 cause my English cancelled

[weary nacelle]

well thats slightly better

[primal perch]

[weary nacelle]

send that again

was that opensuse thigh highs or am i mistaken

[edgy stag]

I don't want to get banned from here for shitposting

#general

[tepid olive]

@edgy stag do you actually openSUSE?

is zypper faster than dnf?

[edgy stag]

Have not used dnf but afaik no

But

It depends

From what I've heard

@tepid olive you can use dnf alongside zypper btw

[tepid olive]

dnf and zypper

[edgy stag]

Reading online, seems that zypper is better than dnf

Even though slower

[burnt niche]

Just got a iPad 10.2 8th gen

[burnt niche]

How i fix my sleeping schedule from sleeping at 7am to waking up at 7am is coffee. Sleeping for 2 hrs. And asmr

I watch programming asmr. The best kind

[late ridge]

._.

[lethal ice]

just listen to my government teacher

instantly puts you to sleep

[valid venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuDqNLgVHv8

[half walrus]

mm fuck the today view on ios 14

[misty cradle]

We fuckin the today view ⁉️

[tepid olive]

Just decided to make an app to fix my iOS version. (going to sideload it)
Just so I was sure, can apps write to /system/bundles/CoreBundle.bundle/SystemVersion.plist?

Or wherever the system version plist is

I don’t have to tell what i did to my ios

[lime pivot]

no, not without a helper tool that can become root

[tepid olive]

mhmmmmm...

so I need to code my own helper or find one, then make it sudo with pass alpine

Ok how do I do it if it reports I’m already 14.4

Jailbreak moment

yeah I agree, that’s the easiest way

well I need the JB tho

I mean I can live without it but I wish it was there

also I’ll likely have less RAM to allocate to UTM

Alright, I make a helper to get sudo perms, dump SystemVersion.plist, and make the right one

twist I suck at swift

[tepid olive]

No, you get root perms, sudo is a program to temporarily get root

[half walrus]

bit pedantic

@lime pivot do you know offhand if i need anything other than a basic @interface to subclass an objc object?

need to override a single specific method

[tepid olive]

That means,
in codeblocks

1. Load UI
2. Retrieve the current SystemVersion.plist
3. Modify the current SystemVersion.plist for the build we’re running
4 sudo write the plist to system

The thing is sudo requires a password, do we like make the user type it

[half walrus]

can i ask offhand why you're doing this with an app and not just editing it with filza

[tepid olive]

systemversion.plist is the only file knowing what iOS the system runs

[burnt niche]

To Whoever was talking shit about tory lanez and saying he shot her😂😂

[burnt niche]

You have to use a helper tool

[tepid olive]

Well then

[burnt niche]

How good are you at objective c

Or C

Wait are you making a jailbreak

@tepid olive

[tepid olive]

No

[burnt niche]

Whew

[tepid olive]

Let me explain

I do not suck at coding in Lua and that’s it

I set the SystemVersion.plist to report as 14.4 when in reality 13.7
Then rebooted as something broke

And I can’t fix it

[burnt niche]

Oh lmao

Dude

What jailbreak are you on

[tepid olive]

Odyssey

what were you expecting

[burnt niche]

Okay can you reboot fine into unjailbroken?

[tepid olive]

I’m like already jailed

This is taken on the iPhone

[burnt niche]

? What

[tepid olive]

The only app knowing I run 13 is tips

[burnt niche]

Bro i cant understand you

bro

[tepid olive]

look, I can reboot

I’m jailed

[burnt niche]

Just jailbreak into safe mode

[tepid olive]

I can’t

The jailbreak won’t let me

[burnt niche]

What

[tepid olive]

And I can’t reinstall it

[burnt niche]

turn off enable tweaks

And rejailbreak

[tepid olive]

In a nutshell: odyssey detects I “run” 14.4 and disabled itself

That’s it

[burnt niche]

What iphone and ios are you on

[tepid olive]

11, 13.7

Reported as 14.4

[burnt niche]

Well what you could do is

[tepid olive]

is what

[burnt niche]

Wait idk if odyssey is completely open source

[tepid olive]

It is

It’s available on GitHub

1.2.2

[burnt niche]

But you could remove the ios version check from the app

And try to jailbreak

[tepid olive]

Where is it tho

[burnt niche]

Thats up to you bro

[tepid olive]

alright I’ll try AltDeploy’ing and remove the version check

[burnt niche]

You can ask in sileo server

[tepid olive]

Oh really?

Cool

I’ll still save my idea for now

[burnt niche]

Ur idea wont work bro

[tepid olive]

Oh ok

I’ll edit the source and try to AltDeploy it

[burnt niche]

You can’t have elevated privilege

Yea honestly

I wouldn’t recommend you doing it

Maybe someone more experienced

You might fuck up ur phone

[tepid olive]

Agreed

[burnt niche]

First off, you should never edit your system files. Thats the #1 rule

You could restore your iphone

[grim sparrow]

This

[burnt niche]

@tepid olive look up the statement that it gives you in the source. You could possibly find the if statement in the source code.

Idk what it says . Probably “Your ios is not supported”

Whatever error it gives you

You can try to search for that in the source

[grim sparrow]

Wait what you trying to do

[burnt niche]

Orr, you can catch coolstar in the sileo server and ask him whats the best way to do this. Or ask him where the ios version check is located

@grim sparrow he changed his system info plist and set his ios version as ios 14.4

[grim sparrow]

why the fuck

[burnt niche]

Now he can’t jailbreak with odyssey

Exactly

[grim sparrow]

are you surprised

[burnt niche]

Lmao

[grim sparrow]

That's just mega dumb shit

[burnt niche]

Like wtf

[grim sparrow]

if you reboot it loops

and odds are you'll reboot if using Odyssey

[burnt niche]

really? He said hes in jailed state now

[grim sparrow]