development

[half walrus]

adhd meds i shouldn't be taking

[tepid olive]

Why are you taking them then

[half walrus]

why do people take xanax when they dont need it

[tepid olive]

[restive ether]

i do it for fun

except the withdraw part that wasn’t fun

[primal perch]

[pearl sail]

True

[half walrus]

n that's why i am on adhd meds despite not having adhd

and honestly after like

[restive ether]

that’s because of bad pharmacy practice

[half walrus]

inflicting withdrawl on myself once a month for several months

its genuinely not bad at all anymore

i get shivers for 2 hours the first day and that's it

[pearl sail]

Zoomies on ADHD med

[half walrus]

nah fuck addy

/amph

/dex

vy is where its at

[restive ether]

i get shivers because i have ADHD

but yeah doctors have all those companies running around their offices giving them free shit so they throw drugs at you that don’t even really work

[pearl sail]

I have never been more focused when I was on ADHD med

[half walrus]

@tepid olive do u do minecraft mods

or know anything about them

i need a mod that does a thing

[misty cradle]

conor does them

[grim sparrow]

https://twitter.com/TwitterGaming/status/1354888515352408065?s=20

Twitter Gaming (@TwitterGaming)

posture check

Retweets

118

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Twitter · Jan 28, 2021, 8:26 PM

[tepid olive]

on occasion

[faint timber]

I quit minecraft, just stale af tbh but eventually I’ll get interest at a random time

Just like coc/cr

[half walrus]

this was me in like

2016

but now tf2 is getting a lot worse

[gaunt mesa]

hello

[grim sparrow]

hello sir skier

[half walrus]

and i have a shit ton of stuff / really great stats from when i was a god back in the 2015 days

so i'm prolly gonna return to mc and reclaim my 'glory'

[gaunt mesa]

i've had 0 motivation to actually do stuff since like 2016

[grim sparrow]

i hate being reliant on emails

[gaunt mesa]

whether it be games or development

[half walrus]

mood i think

[misty cradle]

same except past few months

[gaunt mesa]

the only game i'm good at is call of duty

[misty cradle]

its getting worse

[gaunt mesa]

same

[grim sparrow]

mood

[gaunt mesa]

i'm only good at call of duty cuz i play with friends

[misty cradle]

ive watched more netflix the past 2 weeks than ive done anything dev or school related

[grim sparrow]

I have motivation, just depression goes

[gaunt mesa]

and have to carry them

[half walrus]

man

past year for me has been hell

[faint timber]

I miss 2014 tf2

[half walrus]

fuck covid straight up

[gaunt mesa]

i can imagine

[half walrus]

because it gave me an excuse

[gaunt mesa]

and the whole paypal thing

[misty cradle]

i need brooklyn 99 to release 20 more seasons if im gonna watch at this pace

[half walrus]

nah idc about paypal

[gaunt mesa]

covid i actually kinda took charge a bit

[half walrus]

fuck covid n fuck myself for using it as an excuse to sit around

[gaunt mesa]

learned tweak dev

and then i'm back to where i was before

[misty cradle]

[gaunt mesa]

a lazy bum with worthless information in my head

[grim sparrow]

[half walrus]

i need to finish up homeplus this week and get it out

jfc

what am i doing

[gaunt mesa]

i need a tweak idea

[faint timber]

Learned reverse engineering, got paid for freelance

[misty cradle]

just take adhd meds

it works

[half walrus]

join my server

#concepts channel

[gaunt mesa]

i was in ur server

but then there wer no channels

[grim sparrow]

was

[misty cradle]

i learned entire geography test in 3 hours

[gaunt mesa]

so i left

[half walrus]

join it again i made a channel entirely for ppl to post concepts

there are some good ones in there

[gaunt mesa]

where's the link

[grim sparrow]

^

[half walrus]

not concepts just 'ideas'

cant post link uh

[gaunt mesa]

dm it to me

[misty cradle]

@gaunt mesa https://twitter.com/oxfia/status/1353733726623195142?s=21

Emmanuel🏄🏽‍♂️ (@OxFia)

Made an interaction exploration based on @jsngr iOS Time Machine concept, it allows you to see a timeline of what your home screen was like with the apps and all and also be able to view and restore a previous state, I also took a heavy cue from @sketch version control feature. https://t.co/t1ubaBK8BJ

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Twitter · Jan 25, 2021, 3:57 PM

make this

[grim sparrow]

lol

[half walrus]

im gonna paste it, whatever mod reads this pls repaste in chat

[misty cradle]

or just dm the invite

[half walrus]

i stg if that's the only filterable that doesn't ping mods

@restive ether discord link pls

[gaunt mesa]

the time machine seems pretty good

[restive ether]

hello

[misty cradle]

discord.gg/jb

😎

[restive ether]

kritcord moment

[misty cradle]

become genius

send discord links

[gaunt mesa]

discord.gg/jb

[misty cradle]

❓

[gaunt mesa]

[misty cradle]

L

[gaunt mesa]

i did /cock

[restive ether]

i love that server

[inner quail]

[misty cradle]

true

[half walrus]

cam paste my dc link so nerds here can clik

i am far too lazy to dm it to anyone

[restive ether]

ok

[half walrus]

and i'm not getting a vanity url again

https://discordapp.com/channels/640972164547477514/783844940425461771/787477708821102602 someone should really make this

it'd be easy and i would use it

[misty cradle]

ok but who are u

[restive ether]

ok

you get 10 seconds

[misty cradle]

cam 1 gme share or i send to aaron

[restive ether]

wtf

[misty cradle]

[half walrus]

ffs i gotta get out trello

[grim sparrow]

when gay is blocked in game chat but not trans

[gaunt mesa]

ok im in the server

[tepid olive]

make an ai that welcomes you when you wake up and shit

[gaunt mesa]

that's called bedtime

[tepid olive]

make it an anime girl tho

[gaunt mesa]

i don't want stupid ideas

[tepid olive]

ok fine i’ll make it

[gaunt mesa]

i like the idea of the time machine thing

but it seems kinda worthless

lmao

[misty cradle]

it is

[tepid olive]

ngl this is a great idea, all the people on the subreddit are single and pedophiles

[gaunt mesa]

[tepid olive]

i will sell 6.9k copies for $5 on twickd

[gaunt mesa]

concepts is just krit-support v2

no burrit0z

sell for 4.20

[tepid olive]

i will make an alias and sell it under that

[gaunt mesa]

rrit0z

ur alias will probably be like catgirl

[tepid olive]

no it will be patrick dev

[gaunt mesa]

[tepid olive]

p3d0

Ok

[gaunt mesa]

lmao #development is the only unmuted channel

for me

[tepid olive]

the one dude just chilling in music

Damn this bots good

[gaunt mesa]

that's in music?

[tepid olive]

Your alias will be rtard

K

misc or music i can’t read

[gaunt mesa]

true

he's gone

[tepid olive]

it’s not my alias

it’s literally me rn

[tepid olive]

already am that

[gaunt mesa]

i like this more

info and rules is worthless

since no one follows those anyways

[twilit jungle]

[restive ether]

they’re forced to read them now and shit still ain’t working smh

and by forced i mean scroll right by them

but same idea

[gaunt mesa]

its like terms and eula

no one reads that crap

[restive ether]

they’re not that long i don’t know why it’s so hard to just read it

like do you wanna speed run a ban? lol i don’t get it

[tepid olive]

nfr

[tepid olive]

it’s like the multipla privacy policy stating i harvest udids and use them to download packages

[grim sparrow]

true

[gaunt mesa]

and then use shit drm

[half walrus]

still need to literally harvest udids

ecids actually

consensual ecid harvesting

[gaunt mesa]

wtf

i am still yet to write a privacy policy informing users that i harvest their souls and encrypt them on my server

[half walrus]

to work on validation tools to get the known valid ecid pool as small as possible

[tepid olive]

tbh cba make good drm for a literal ios runtime modification

[gaunt mesa]

true

[half walrus]

to potentially brute force ecid via udid

[gaunt mesa]

too much effort

[half walrus]

and save blobs for watchos

because if we can brute force ecid via wifi/bt mac, s/n, and udid, we can save 6.2.1 blobs for all watches

for anyone's watch who wants to save blobs*

so then if they needed to do something to their watch, we have 6.2.1 ipsw's already, and they can just buy an iBUS instead of being locked into apple's system

wonder if i could sell someone at ifixit on this lol

[grim sparrow]

@half walrus how long would it take to brute force without any pre-validation

[restive ether]

leak watch ipsw’s

[pearl sail]

krit leak your Corellium account so everyone can use it

[tepid olive]

anyone know how to fix?

error An unexpected error occurred: "ENOSYS: function not implemented, copyfile '/var/mobile/Library/Caches/Yarn/v6/npm-agent-base-6.0.2-49fff58577cfee3f37176feab4c22e00f86d7f77-integrity/node_modules/agent-base/README.md' -> '/private/var/mobile/code-server/node_modules/agent-base/README.md'".

[tepid olive]

this might be related https://github.com/nodejs/node/issues/24521

its a libuv issue, yay

@tepid olive are you dynamic linking luv or not

this is your node

K

[lime pivot]

likelihood of inline asm being added is probably 0 tbh

[tepid olive]

https://twitter.com/s1guza/status/1354575808547999744

oh this looks cool

Siguza (@s1guza)

So iOS 14.4 added locks around this code bit (user_data_get_value() in ipc_voucher.c).
"e_made" seems to function as a refcount, and you should be able to race this with itself and cause some refs to get lost, eventually giving you a double free.

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Twitter · Jan 27, 2021, 11:43 PM

LOOL

lol I was about to send that

[half walrus]

well

each operation is computation of a sha1 sum

[grim sparrow]

I’ve never looked into the calculation

[half walrus]

so without any validation whatsoever

take your ecid

[tepid olive]

cant i just overload iboot with NULL bytes to replace the ios cock and ball with jailbreak?

[half walrus]

pad it with a 0

then count the letters

[grim sparrow]

lovely

[half walrus]

(a very, very, very, very long time)

however

[grim sparrow]

So what you’re saying is a very long time

[half walrus]

with a reduced pool, and from some preliminary work siguza helped me with, we thought we could get it down by a lot

nep hopped in regarding cuda shit

[grim sparrow]

Was gonna say

[half walrus]

and we think we can get it to something a person could run on their own machine and get an ecid within about 10 minutes

[grim sparrow]

A beefy GPU might help with that a bit

[half walrus]

yep

its only sha1 so

may not even need to be beefy

it depends on how low we can get the pool

[tepid olive]

so what is the goal of getting ecids

[grim sparrow]

My 3080 awaits

[tepid olive]

like why

[grim sparrow]

Blobs

[half walrus]

and to write the best validation we need to get a massive ass pool of ecids

to figure out what like

what numbers aren't valid ecids

reduce the pool of ones to try

@ burrit0z

[grim sparrow]

That’s actually a clever system ngl

[half walrus]

so the check logic may take up more cpu time than a sha1 hash

however

[pearl sail]

krit corellium account info please

[half walrus]

we can circumvent that by spitting out every valid ecid into a database or something similar

then load that into memory

[tepid olive]

but why do we need ecids

[half walrus]

and cycle through a pre-generated pool, and also ship that pool

[half walrus]

ecids are needed on watchos (and everywhere else) to save blobs

[tepid olive]

inb4 "blobs"

welp

[half walrus]

like wdym what do we need em for

[grim sparrow]

Speaking of 3080 all my fans are on max and it’s idle on the desktop asking as a hotspot, why

[tepid olive]

cant people get ecid with itunes??

[half walrus]

not on watchos

which is the reason I went into this

[grim sparrow]

Doesn’t Xcode give it?

[tepid olive]

you want watchos blobs...

[half walrus]

although it has the added benefit of being fucking massive if i get it figured out

[faint timber]

Newegg is broken all these are false positives

[half walrus]

we could potentially auto-save blobs for every valid device 😛

[half walrus]

not even with an ibus

[grim sparrow]

Wtf

That’s dumb

[faint timber]

Is there an s4 iBUS?

[half walrus]

the only way to get watchos ECID is tfp0 or ipwndfu

[grim sparrow]

Yes

[tepid olive]

s6 ibus where

[half walrus]

there is an s4 iBUS

[faint timber]

How much

[half walrus]

you may be able to get ecid w/ it through usbmuxd

its gonna be around $120

[tepid olive]

[faint timber]

That’s pretty cheap tbh

[half walrus]

https://www.mfcbox.com/shop/ibus-s4-5-tool-for-apple-watch-s4-s5-40mm-44mm/

ye

[faint timber]

I remember when it was 150$ for s3

[grim sparrow]

Yeah

[half walrus]

it still gets you usbmuxd even w/o the iboot exploits so

i can't imagine working on even kernel stuff without an ibus

[faint timber]

I don’t have a need to watch dev so I don’t really need to buy iBUS

I’m fine with app security hacking and boot chain dev

[half walrus]

join me in being the first to pwn one's boot chain

[grim sparrow]

I kinda want to shift to low level stuff and kinda want to start with the watch

lol

[tepid olive]

true true

[half walrus]

i lack the experience for the current issue which is, the exploit needs rewritten

need a jtag

[tepid olive]

swift dev shift to low level stuff

[grim sparrow]

Shush

[tepid olive]

learn c first

[grim sparrow]

I will

[half walrus]

not worth my time to work on watchos iboot rn w/o one outside of casually working on the .idb every now and then

[tepid olive]

go ahead learn a 51 year old language so you can do low level shit with a fucking watch

[grim sparrow]

Solid plan

[tepid olive]

c is cool

[half walrus]

most of my research public, need to put the .idc up at some point so others can use the probably 50+ hours i've put into it lol

[tepid olive]

difference between pointer to a constant and constant pointer is pain tho

i never remember what order

LMAO

[half walrus]

tbf i went from mediocre tweak dev to watch hacker

[tepid olive]

tweak devs

[grim sparrow]

It shouldn’t matter where you come from

[tepid olive]

imagine being known as a "tweak developer"

[grim sparrow]

Better than shortcut developers

[tepid olive]

true

[half walrus]

tried to shake the tweak dev thing for a bit

[tepid olive]

lmfao

[half walrus]

but

im back and need money so

[grim sparrow]

[half walrus]

krit the tweak dev (and iboot/kernel hacker)

[tepid olive]

i am known as [mentally disabled person] not tweak dev

[grim sparrow]

Bruh

[half walrus]

lord i dislike that that word is censored lol

[tepid olive]

true

[grim sparrow]

I mean I kinda like it not being here

[tepid olive]

@admin pls unfilter all slurs

[half walrus]

ask me kindly to not say it and i will but if ur gonna turn it into a 'slur' fuck off

[restive ether]

nfr

[tepid olive]

i want to fucking say slurs

[half walrus]

its dumb

[restive ether]

thanks for the ping nerd

[tepid olive]

give filter bypass role

[half walrus]

only person i ever call re[dacted] is myself

[tepid olive]

[grim sparrow]

My step dad used to hit me and call me r word so it doesn’t always sit well with me

[half walrus]

i dont think that was a funny

[restive ether]

...

[tepid olive]

[grim sparrow]

I-

[faint timber]

@tepid olive shut up femboy

[pearl sail]

Well this is burritoz we are talking about

[half walrus]

[faint timber]

this was a joke

the other thing wasn't

[tepid olive]

welp that was bad timing to send those messages

[grim sparrow]

True

[faint timber]

rip

[half walrus]

very

[grim sparrow]

[tepid olive]

zero two sad

[faint timber]

mfw I get burritoz, triangle, and coolstar mixed up

[tepid olive]

[half walrus]

mood

[pearl sail]

[tepid olive]

literal what do we even have in common though

[half walrus]

tri' talks like nep

burrit0z talks like #development

[restive ether]

tri’angle is a piss weeb

[half walrus]

coolstar is coolstar

[tepid olive]

im just a fucking idiot who occasionally releases shit code

[faint timber]

tri said some mean shit in relation to me, idk if they were joking or not

[tepid olive]

and spams pngs

[half walrus]

just dont read into it lol

slightly more palatable nepetadev

[tepid olive]

Unfortunately true

[misty cradle]

wtf its step for a reason, you step up to him and hit him back

[tepid olive]

i wish i could revert

[misty cradle]

[faint timber]

nep says some stupid ass shit in my dms

[tepid olive]

my dms are

[half walrus]

that's how u know its nep

the bi-daily methhead shit in ur dms

[tepid olive]

i cant even send these dms but i wish i could

[grim sparrow]

I did, hence “used”

[misty cradle]

[tepid olive]

they are dms cause they are private and i cant leak

woeis

[half walrus]

honest to god genuinely bless her though, she's been so fucking great/helpful with the whole u know what situation with me

[misty cradle]

u have learned

that dms are supposed to be dms

[tepid olive]

to not leak dms, yes

[misty cradle]

and not be shared with everyone

[tepid olive]

to shut the fuck up, no

[half walrus]

amen

[misty cradle]

or anyone even

[half walrus]

i do not mind if people share my dms

[tepid olive]

i will never learn to shut the fuck up

[faint timber]

no one has more cringe, ironic, hypocritical, and childish dms, than me w/ pwn

[half walrus]

but everyone should assume automatically anything said in dms are private

unless specified otherwise

[misty cradle]

@faint timber show us

[faint timber]

I have

[misty cradle]

[faint timber]

some stuff could get me in trouble so I can't show

[misty cradle]

i thought this was known but i had to tell burrito about it

[tepid olive]

i want pwn20wnd to do a release already...

a release of semen into my mouth

[misty cradle]

what you need is help

[faint timber]

https://hastheunc0verupdatedroppedyet.com

[grim sparrow]

[tepid olive]

ZERO TWO HMMM

[faint timber]

I remember when I made this to be cringe

[tepid olive]

wtf where did my fucking project go

oh it got deleted

[grim sparrow]

True

[tepid olive]

gonna leak the dms i have where developers say the n word

you're all getting cancelled

(cropped as to not get banned)

THIS DEVELOPER IS NOW CANCELLED

oh half of these are me

[faint timber]

is bplank still not canceled?

[tepid olive]

bplank didnt do anything wrong :angrysnortface:

https://tenor.com/view/trump-america-president-donald-donald-trump-gif-5545457

[tepid olive]

LOL

filter bypass

[grim sparrow]

What about the ones where you say n word

[tepid olive]

[faint timber]

thats why I cut it off

[tepid olive]

thats the 28 i searched

thats the 28 results

just from that dm

i wonder about hard r

[grim sparrow]

[tepid olive]

haha i have 142

#development message

#jailbreak message

LOOOOL

[tepid olive]

lmaoooo

start of femboy burrito

[grim sparrow]

lol

[tepid olive]

that's hilarious

[tepid olive]

true

[faint timber]

lmfao

[grim sparrow]

I swear either him or someone in his server refused to use my new name which is fun

[tepid olive]

i call you elihweilrahc

[grim sparrow]

[tepid olive]

i am currently holding the home button on a 5s i thought was ded but wasn't
the power button is broken so i had to kill the battery to put it in recovery

[grim sparrow]

[tepid olive]

fucking pain.

leave me alone, Wojack

if this works i'll have every iPhone from 5s to X

[surreal mountain]

ni?

[tepid olive]

[surreal mountain]

[tepid olive]

If i am going to be honest with you ,in my own humble opinion without being sentimental of course, without offending anyone who thinks differently from my own point of view,but also by looking into this matter in distinctive perspective ,i would like to say i have nothing to say

well said

Thsnks

[misty cradle]

If i am going to be honest with you ,in my own humble opinion without being sentimental of course, without offending anyone who thinks differently from my own point of view,but also by looking into this matter in distinctive perspective ,i would like to say i have nothing to say

[misty cradle]

prune all

[grim sparrow]

If i am going to be honest with you ,in my own humble opinion without being sentimental of course, without offending anyone who thinks differently from my own point of view,but also by looking into this matter in distinctive perspective ,i would like to say i have nothing to say

[tepid olive]

If i am going to be honest with you ,in my own humble opinion without being sentimental of course, without offending anyone who thinks differently from my own point of view,but also by looking into this matter in distinctive perspective ,i would like to say i have nothing to say

[pearl sail]

nep is weird

[tepid olive]

dm me titty pics

[pearl sail]

#RolexForAdmin

[twilit jungle]

🇩

[surreal mountain]

yeah?

[misty cradle]

true

[tepid olive]

Ok

[misty cradle]

xXxtimmothyxXx

[tepid olive]

#neovimForPro

[misty cradle]

ok

[grim sparrow]

Ok

[half walrus]

https://twitter.com/arm64e/status/1354936743330459656?s=20

kritanta (@arm64e)

If enough of you play hypixel, I'm down to do a private lobby for the stream, just drop your username in the comments and I'll try and tweet soon when I'm going live https://t.co/2jdtJZmkS2

Twitter · Jan 28, 2021, 11:37 PM

cc here

gonna stream some mc tonight bc i got fiber optic

if enough of you hop on i can throw up a private lobby on hypixel

[tepid olive]

i am banned lmaoo

maybe i used a client

perhaps

[half walrus]

how do you nerds get banned

ah

[grim sparrow]

If you hadn’t of asked at midnight I might of hopped on

[half walrus]

yeah they have good anticheat

[faint timber]

I remember when the walls came out such a nastalgia classic

[tepid olive]

it's like a 365 day till march i think

[grim sparrow]

[faint timber]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oELm8tXEAQ0

classic

[half walrus]

oh fuck i remember that

man it feels so weird getting back into this game

i’m 20 now

used to be one of the kiddos i now get lobbied up with

[faint timber]

the battle royale after classic hunger games far before pubg h1z1 fortnite

im 19 now same tbh

[half walrus]

mc had such a big influence on the whole next gen of games

[faint timber]

I remember seeing the timer mechanic of the walls in 2012 and thinking that was so fucking cool

despawning item on pressure plate

[half walrus]

funny that my next game i moved on to was released in 2007

but i don’t think i can do tf2 anymore honesty

[faint timber]

I used to main tf2 in 2014

minecraft/tf2 was my thing

[half walrus]

i accidentally made enemies with about 50% of the hacker community there and friends with the other 50%

due to some stuff related to TC2 I did

[faint timber]

nodus 5.2

[half walrus]

and since VAC on tf2 is busted the game is ruled by hackers rn

[faint timber]

I thought I was so cool that I had an awp in tf2

[half walrus]

and due to the fact i’m tr, i’ve ended up with a huge target on my back and it’s hard to play anymore if i don’t 6-stack a party with streamers

[grim sparrow]

I’m pretty sure most people here could apply for a developer job at Hypixel. I’ve watched the interview that got someone the job

[faint timber]

even tho it wasn't even geniuine or astralium

[half walrus]

i’m thinking about it

genuinely

[faint timber]

I couldn't

I can't play vanilla mc client

I need a client of some sort

[half walrus]

realized “i thought i could get this rank in 2015, look at me now”

[faint timber]

I got banned on badlion the first time I installed it

[gaunt mesa]

hypixel

[half walrus]

i was an idiotic 15 year old with a good grasp of programming fundamentals but no experience

[gaunt mesa]

imagine getting banned on badlion

lunar client ftw anyways

[faint timber]

aren't we all

@gaunt mesa friend tricked me into cheating on badlion, I had no idea what it was

[half walrus]

now i’m 20, have 7 years of experience, hella github reputation, sizable twitter following just for my development work, and know about 30 different languages including assembly

[gaunt mesa]

my playing hypixel is just uh

[grim sparrow]

He made a few arcade games, made fat racks, but then left after a year. Now obviously he can’t share how much he made but I would be lying if it wasn’t $80k+ for that year

[gaunt mesa]

logging in

going to skyblock

selling stuff from the minions

logging out

[half walrus]

idc about money

[grim sparrow]

One of the arcade games he actually made was a rewrite of the game he used in interview

[faint timber]

you guys probably don't know what this is but the best factions server of all time was obbypvp

[pearl sail]

I need to have this rep at 29

[tepid olive]

oh shit it worked

this was so painful

[misty cradle]

ok buddy

[gaunt mesa]

shut up fecta monkey

[faint timber]

I care about money

[gaunt mesa]

he actually shut up

[twilit jungle]

Okay then what are you doing here?

Buy more GME

[half walrus]

i need 6k to move out

[faint timber]

if you are reading this message, dm if you need me for a job

[gaunt mesa]

can i hire u to pay me?

[pearl sail]

We all care about money

[misty cradle]

so u do care

frcoal

[tepid olive]

i would if i had money to risk somewhat

[misty cradle]

yes except it will be free

[gaunt mesa]

no no

he has to pay us

to do the job

[misty cradle]

i risked 150$ into gme

[twilit jungle]

You just borrow money from mommy

[faint timber]

@misty cradle yes except I was already dmed and paid

[gaunt mesa]

wtf

[misty cradle]

ok bro

[tepid olive]

i'll just go to the casino at this point

[misty cradle]

you were dmed and paid in 15 secs

[faint timber]

no

I did the job

[tepid olive]

i'd be killed if my friends/parents heard i bought GME

[misty cradle]

thats why u dont tell them

[grim sparrow]

lol

[twilit jungle]

don't need to tell them that

[misty cradle]

[gaunt mesa]

guys

[misty cradle]

the only way my dad knows when i make money is

[gaunt mesa]

DOGECOIN 🚀

[misty cradle]

when i get 1k on his paypal received

[gaunt mesa]

AMC 🚀

[misty cradle]

[gaunt mesa]

im so cool

🚀

🚀

i worship elon musk all day

🚀

[twilit jungle]

[gaunt mesa]

that's literally a type of person tho

[tepid olive]

🚀

[gaunt mesa]

[tepid olive]

worshiping child workers is so cool 🚀

[twilit jungle]

[tepid olive]

uh oh

[misty cradle]

concentration camps in china be like

[restive ether]

piss weeb

[tepid olive]

ah yes i'll have to deal with Chimera success rate now

fun

[misty cradle]

ironically US is the first country to officially acknowledge the genocide of uyghurs in china

[restive ether]

mfw no chimera open source

[misty cradle]

instead of these "muslim" countries

muslim my ass, they all selling their ass for money

[restive ether]

it was done in bad faith

political move to ruin the next admin

[twilit jungle]

[restive ether]

not because they care

[tepid olive]

the UI is too good to be OSS /s

[restive ether]

they had 4 years to say that and chose to do it two weeks before the end of the road

[misty cradle]

at least one country has acknowledged it , but yeah ik what u mean lol

[tepid olive]

nah CS just opensourced odyssey cuz of Kup
else it won't happen again

[restive ether]

i still want chimera UI on odyssey

[tepid olive]

at least i don't think so

[restive ether]

sorry aaron

[tepid olive]

same

[restive ether]

ayden do it better

[gaunt mesa]

hello idiots

oh its cameren

[restive ether]

oh

sorry

oh

oh

[gaunt mesa]

[restive ether]

oh

[gaunt mesa]

oh

oh

oh

oh

hi

[restive ether]

your time is up

[gaunt mesa]

LMAO

MY NICK

LMAO

NO

otherwise i will use the PVC pipe @grave sparrow

ok

PVC pipe

driving as we speak

there

is that a better name?

[restive ether]

sorry discord funds the genocide of my cock in venzuella i cannot give them money

[gaunt mesa]

bruh do u need another month?

[twilit jungle]

yes please

I'll take one

[gaunt mesa]

ndgh0st

u already have nitro

i only buy nitro for poor people

[twilit jungle]

[gaunt mesa]

[twilit jungle]

[gaunt mesa]

triangle

if u name urself pvc pipe for 1 month i'll buy u nitro

then no nitro

[tepid olive]

@lime pivot did you ever end up doing the DFU IPSW thing

[twilit jungle]

[gaunt mesa]

this is the trend of shoving a PVC pipe up @grave sparrow

[tepid olive]

@gaunt mesa 😔

i got a 5s i need to put in DFU with no power button

[gaunt mesa]

true

true canadian

living in fake canada tho

[gentle grove]

neovim for pro

[gaunt mesa]

wtf

[gentle grove]

[gaunt mesa]

coc.vim

[gentle grove]

i love coc.nvim

[gaunt mesa]

people that use nerdtree suck

[gentle grove]

i have nerdtree installed but i dont use it

i should use it

[gaunt mesa]

what do u use?

[gentle grove]

no tree

[restive ether]

i voted in favor of the destruction and dismantling of canada and it’s government

[gaunt mesa]

i vote in favor making u owner

[restive ether]

i do too

[gaunt mesa]

wtf

ask aaron

aaron make jules owner for a day

[tepid olive]

120fps right there

[gentle grove]

aaron make aaron owner for a day

[gaunt mesa]

and demote cameren to no rank

i mean

might as well ban him from here again

it was peaceful

[gentle grove]

frcoal

[gentle grove]

https://fr.coal

[gaunt mesa]

wtf gc.ca

canada.ca

[gentle grove]

Canada

[tepid olive]

qc.ca

[gaunt mesa]

NO

[restive ether]

can i have leviathan for nitro

[gaunt mesa]

fake canada

wtf

[restive ether]

ok

[gaunt mesa]

can i have ur soul for 1 year of nitro?

[restive ether]

sure

[tepid olive]

ok

true

[gaunt mesa]

make it paid

[restive ether]

as long as they’re good

[gaunt mesa]

and then delete unc0ver

and odyssey

then watch as the 9 year olds go away

[restive ether]

lol

they’ll just pirate it man

[gaunt mesa]

true

[restive ether]

unless you make it really hard to

[gaunt mesa]

unless hard DRM

with

[misty cradle]

https://github.com/teamleviathan/frcoal-tweak-development-guide

[gaunt mesa]

cock

i like the tweak guide

but the leviathan install guide beteter

[gentle grove]

TRUEP

[gaunt mesa]

arabic guide is best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fwf45pIAtM

[gentle grove]

Ok

[gaunt mesa]

leviathan install guide

[restive ether]

@real meteor all i care about is they legalize or at least decrim

[gaunt mesa]

arabic edition

[gentle grove]

Cometen

Cameron

[restive ether]

decrim will probably happen this year

[gentle grove]

Dame mete

Camerem

are you kidding me

[real meteor]

why in this chat mate

lol

[restive ether]

oh

[gentle grove]

why is this chat mate

oh wait i misread

https://tenor.com/view/hello-goodday-gdaymate-dumbanddumber-jimcarrey-gif-4920927

[gaunt mesa]

[gentle grove]

no u

[tepid olive]

Yay it still works on non notched

[gaunt mesa]

ok

[tepid olive]

tbh thought it would shit itself

[gaunt mesa]

so multipla forces floating dock?!

[tepid olive]

but no my code is too good

GME on da Dock when

[tepid olive]

is that a serious question

[tepid olive]

thats a good fucking idea

[gaunt mesa]

yeah

or do u have a floating dock tweak installed

[tepid olive]

Airpod app

[tepid olive]

thats the rounded iphone x style dock, theres an option for it

its not floating dock

[gaunt mesa]

ah ok

[tepid olive]

AirPod Case.app

ok the DFU IPSW is patched

sad

[gaunt mesa]

Cock.app hacks

[tepid olive]

@gaunt mesa it’s an option

I'm still waiting for my airpod jailbreak

[gaunt mesa]

still waiting on cock jailbreak

[tepid olive]

how the fuck does this code work

[gaunt mesa]

pro on cock wen

[tepid olive]

i mean im not gonna complain

You should

LOL this code to determine how to layout all the widgets is so hit or miss

it operates on a fucking shoestring

[twilit jungle]

Use autolayout

[tepid olive]

i do

// add our widgets
[self addWidgetsFromBundles:constrainingView];```

[twilit jungle]

How can you fk up autolayout

[tepid olive]

true true

[twilit jungle]

[misty cradle]

do u still use that code i gave u

for it

i basically sent all code for that

[twilit jungle]

No wonder its shit

[tepid olive]

its just a bunch of if statements because i have to support modern dock, modern dock on ip8 and lower, legacy dock, and also floating dock

[misty cradle]

true

[tepid olive]

what

[misty cradle]

for bundle stuff

[twilit jungle]

[misty cradle]

remember when i told u to add and was trying to let u make it yourself but then i sent all code

[tepid olive]

ah i scraped that shit, had to re implement it myself @misty cradle

[misty cradle]

good

i dont even remember if it was good or bad

[tepid olive]

i have loadWidgetsFromBundles() and then i have a method to add the widgets

[gaunt mesa]

auto layout pog

[twilit jungle]

[tepid olive]

so it loads the classes and outputs results (classes and corresponding widget names) to an array at the address i pass

works well enough

tbh this code isn't terrible, just formatted lazily

[tepid olive]

do people not use auto layout in 2021?

[gaunt mesa]

no

[tepid olive]

@ thomz

https://reddit.com/r/jailbreakdevelopers/comments/l1ch6a/linux_toolchain/

Ok

truee

[faint timber]

is there a working appsync for iOS 14

[lethal ice]

yea download app sync ios 4

[faint timber]

[pearl sail]

true

you put a 1 in front of it and boom you are done

[tepid olive]

only a hacky one from a piracy service that karen recommends against

https://twitter.com/angelxwind/status/1326923351642681344?s=21

✿ Karen/あけみ🍍＠＊ふぁみりん🌺 (@angelXwind)

There is NO AppSync Unified for iOS 14 yet.

I'm still working on it (and also dealing with complicated, difficult life things).

There exists various modified copies floating around with my iOS version check removed. (One such version being a so-called "Panda" version.) […]

Likes

332

Twitter · Nov 12, 2020, 4:22 PM

[half walrus]

i patched out the version check and it still didn't work

just so nobody else tries that

man i just need a website for

[lime pivot]

not yet, actually might not need to as Corellium changed their pricing scheme

[half walrus]

"things krit has wasted time on so you dont also waste time"

[lime pivot]

but a physical device would likely still be better for forensics

[half walrus]

what's the dfu ipsw thing

[pearl sail]

make a list post it on your website

[lime pivot]

too many variables to account for that could let malware detect it’s on an emulation

[half walrus]

man i might just like

write an ssh client in the client side python

boy

that is absurd i'm putting that on my list

[lime pivot]

and I mean beyond the kind of thing where VMware tells you its hardware is a “VMware DVD drive” and whatever

[pearl sail]

I wish every dev actually did that tbh

[half walrus]

I think corellium will be good for malware forensics for a month or two starting now

[pearl sail]

Post a list of stupid things they tried that didn't work

[lime pivot]

like subtle differences iOS doesn’t care about but anyone who diffs the ioreg output of a real vs emulated iPhone X could

[half walrus]

before they have time to adapt the malware

[lime pivot]

it’s also now too easy to pre-test your malware on corellium before it gets submitted to me

[tepid olive]

oh an update is that it doesn't work lmaoo

[half walrus]

because afaik the only jailbroken phone malware for current devices/versions is written by me, and it can't detect corellium yet

[tepid olive]

it just says firmware file incompatible

i tried all methods

[pearl sail]

All their ARM emulation runs a top of x86_x64 right??

[half walrus]

which I can shoot you three tweak builds if you wanna see if you can find the one with malware @ kirb

[half walrus]

no, directly on arm cpus

[lime pivot]

is that because ipsw has to be zip64 not just regular zip?

[tepid olive]

no it's arm servers

[pearl sail]

interesting

[tepid olive]

nope

[lime pivot]

and not Finder compression tool

[tepid olive]

finder compress is fine

[half walrus]

What are you trying to do with ipsws

[tepid olive]

make a DFU IPSW

so when the restore is done it goes to DFU

oh wait i forgot to try idevicerestore

lmaoo

i'll try it rn

[lime pivot]

idea was to set up a stack of iPhones attached to a controller server at a colo, have them self-DFU so the controller can revert to an APFS snapshot, reboot and auto rerun checkrain

I do need to find some way to protect the snapshot, though

again without making anything that easy to detect

[tepid olive]

ah yes

[half walrus]

depending on how much cash you have you could hit up corellium on that one lol

typically however the people looking to do malware hunting/analysis are

much larger companies or the US government

which are customers of corellium who sets up and rents custom, phsyical, in person racks to them

[tepid olive]

@lime pivot

[lime pivot]

yeah my issue is I can automate the whole process on either physical or emulated phones, but the issue is it’s doing automated scanning and I don’t want it to be detectable as not a human driving the thing

or that it’s a controlled environment etc

[half walrus]

well i mean

[lime pivot]

they haven’t actually “won” yet

[half walrus]

honestly i don't know enough about the lawsuit but listen to kirb on it

[lime pivot]

Chris and that WP article were very misleading

they successfully had one of the two cases against them thrown out

one was copyright (just possessing copies of Apple’s copyrighted code at all), the other was DMCA (using that copyrighted code for unauthorised uses)

the one thrown out was re copyright

we definitely need the DMCA one to also be won in Corellium’s favor of course, that sets a super important precedent that RE/hardware emulation that then gets packaged up as a commercial security research product is legal

[pearl sail]

Apparently facebook is also interested in starting a lawsuit against Apple

[robust radish]

A dfu image would be incredibly useful for the farms of iPads I have

[restive ether]

selling someone else’s work even if it is RE seems kinda sus

[robust radish]

I have to drive to them once a month to rejailbreak stuff

[pearl sail]

happens all the time unfortunately

[lime pivot]

since all we’ve really got is the precedent that Compaq was able to clean-room reverse IBM’s BIOS ROM and get away with it, back in the 70s/80s

which was way way before DMCA was even dreamt of

[pearl sail]

I mean Android is apparently based off of some stolen software from Apple iirc

Jobs wanted to sue Google when they released it

[lime pivot]

so it’s unproven whether this is acceptable, it’s just been everyone hoping they don’t get sued

I think that was an argument of patents/trade secrets not actual copyrighted software

Google v. Oracle maybe you’re thinking of?

Google built their own Java runtime (Dalvik and now ART) and never paid a cent to Sun/Oracle for it, Oracle thinks they’re entitled to it because it’s implementing their API design

court says no they’re not, APIs are not copyrightable

and there were some pretty frivolous arguments made in that case as well that Google copied small blocks of code from JRE, when really it looked like an honest coincidence

Java Runtime Environment not Joe Rogan Experience lmao

[half walrus]

I honestly don't know what to think about Corellium

in terms of whether they're in violation

on one hand: fuck apple to hell i hope they lose regardless

but it did feel like they could make something of a case against it

it straight up uses their dmca protected code without license from them for profit

and apple seems to have a policy of going after dmca violations typically just when it's a for-profit initiative

haven't gotten any complaints to https://headers.krit.me/dsc/ yet and doubt i will

[tepid olive]

@grave sparrow

[half walrus]

I hope corellium wins because the DMCA is just as cancerous as apple, but I'm not really optimistic about it

[tepid olive]

probably cause it doesnt work

[undone nest]

i think the web server is down

:)

[tepid olive]

why the fuck does u0 not support 12.5.1 when time_waste works

i actually have to use chimera

jfc

[gaunt mesa]

good morning

[tepid olive]

gm

ok&?

[restive ether]

your mother

[grim sparrow]

Nice

[gaunt mesa]

nice IP

[tepid olive]

why thank you

[grim sparrow]

Haha good one

Hacker time

Hacker tale

[tepid olive]

true

[grim sparrow]

[tepid olive]

pls delete tho

[gaunt mesa]

u can delete it

[tepid olive]

true

[grim sparrow]

Lmao

[tepid olive]

i forgot

idevicerestore always best

@gaunt mesa tried to doxx me but that IP said I was in new jersey

plot twist: you are but you laugh to drive us off

[gaunt mesa]

u give me the new jersey vibes

[tepid olive]

not that i care

[tepid olive]

I really hate to break it to you but making sure your ios 12 test device or whatever doesnt reboot isnt that hard

[gaunt mesa]

just use u0

and stop

[tepid olive]

doesn't work on 12.5.x

Hows he gonna use u0

[tepid olive]

use check

[gaunt mesa]

u0 is better on 12

[tepid olive]

check supports ios 12

Chimera sometimes won't show Sileo, and the only fix is a restore

Not really

i hate it

[gaunt mesa]

no

its to rejailbreak

[tepid olive]

it happened twice now

[tepid olive]

i've done two rootfs and three jailbreaks

Stop rootfsing lol

[grim sparrow]

L

[tepid olive]

ok

[gaunt mesa]

the worst thing about chimera

that made me switch to u0

was the fact that it never resprung

[tepid olive]

woah chimera first try with wifi on

first time it works w/ wifi

lmaoo

[gaunt mesa]

throwback to when coolstar recommened holding the phone in front of a fan for 10 minutes if it got hot

proof that its literal shit code

[tepid olive]

true

Yall some salty mfs huh

all versions of iOS for no longer updated devices have shit jbs tbh
EtasonJB is broke on iPad Mini, Phoenix has a 50% success rate, u0 is not updated to support, Chimera barely works, etc

i really like Chimera when it works

[gaunt mesa]

well considering chimera was the reason i had to waste $120 to repair my display and recalibrate it, yes

[tepid olive]

Thats rtarded

[gaunt mesa]

first attempt it got so hot the screen just commited die

[tepid olive]

Thats an apple defect not chimera wtf

[restive ether]

lol

[gaunt mesa]

nah that's chimera

[restive ether]

that’s literally a defect

[tepid olive]

[restive ether]

lmaoooo

[tepid olive]

Are you actually kidding me

[gaunt mesa]

phone getting too hot

[tepid olive]

Are you stupid

[gaunt mesa]

it shouldn't be getting that hot

[restive ether]

yeah you’re right

that’s why it’s a defect

[gaunt mesa]

i was gonna turn it off

but i couldnt' dismiss the temperature warning

[tepid olive]

if the jailbreak's heat kills a display uhh
what the fuck

Chimera gets your phone hot buuuut get this: if its hot enough to make your screen quit working then your screen is d e f e c t i v e

[gaunt mesa]

well there was a tempurature warning

[restive ether]

you know they recommended that because heat causes thermal throttling which in turn lowers success rates

[tepid olive]

And you should have pushed for warranty replacement or complained

[gaunt mesa]

it was an iphone 6

i wasn't gonna be getting warranty

[tepid olive]

Then dont blame your lack of warranty plus an obviously defective screen on chimera because it made your phone hot

[gaunt mesa]

no i think i will

[tepid olive]

ok so remount on chimera w/ wifi is chill but actual jb with wifi gives 0% success

If that shit happened with COD mobile and u blamed it on COD id call u stupid too

[gaunt mesa]

why does chimera even cause the device to heat up

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

i've become so patient, thanks Chimera

waiting hours to jailbreak phones

U know whats insane man

[restive ether]

it’s a lesson in zen

[tepid olive]

Instead of waiting hours

yup

Hook up to your computer

[gaunt mesa]

use checkra1n

[tepid olive]

dude

[gaunt mesa]

or u0

[tepid olive]

i can't get in DFU

[gaunt mesa]

why not

[tepid olive]

Say use u0 for an unsupported version again and maybe pwn will pullup with an update

broken power button

[restive ether]

lol i used chimera on 12.5.x and it worked first try

[gaunt mesa]

sorry that i keep on forgetting

i literally don't care about ios 12 jailbreaks

[tepid olive]

Works first try everytime for me

[gaunt mesa]

im not up to date on them like u are

[tepid olive]

And i rejb my ios 12 device multiple times a day

Mfs just salty

[restive ether]

L

[tepid olive]

6s

[gaunt mesa]

hayden

where is the boxing match with saurik

[tepid olive]

i wouldn't care either but tbh if i wanna use this it needs activator and little12 to replace buttons

[restive ether]

i still need to help coolstar finish up the odyssey beta