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lethal ice
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only 12 and 13

tepid olive
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its a file format

misty cradle
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imagine using toolchain to build

lethal ice
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why is a 400mb download going to take 10 minutes

misty cradle
lethal ice
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fucking shitty servers

misty cradle
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literally compile it by hand

lethal ice
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literally shut the fuck up

misty cradle
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like every other normal human being

tepid olive
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true

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/opt/apple-llvm

lethal ice
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good thing github is serving me a solid 500kb/s

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😎

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😎

misty cradle
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why

lethal ice
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im going to murder someone and it just might be myself

tepid olive
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same

pearl sail
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Please murder me

lethal ice
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who are u

misty cradle
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rolex

tepid olive
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hes #RolexForAdmin

pearl sail
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No one

lethal ice
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ok

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why is there so much setup bullshit just to get theos working now

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and fucking slow ass serving rates

half walrus
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dab

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linux in a nutshell

lethal ice
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im on windows

half walrus
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linux vm in a nutshell

lethal ice
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it has nothing to do with which platform im using

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well actually it does

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since apple wont release their toolchain

half walrus
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yep

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shit sucks on linux rn

lethal ice
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but that just means anything but macos

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i just think this process could be streamlined

half walrus
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and because of that most serious people use macos and as such code is written testing for macos

lethal ice
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but someone is very opposed to creating a theos installer

half walrus
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and building on linux requires windows geeks like bingner to keep up with putting out support packages

lethal ice
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"serious people" thats bs

burnt niche
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Did someone ghost ping

lethal ice
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platform shouldnt defineyour skill level

half walrus
lethal ice
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k

half walrus
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which as it stands on windows is:
sbingner

restive ether
lethal kayak
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@primal perch when zoomb0i for windows

restive ether
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your mom

lethal ice
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why

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why

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is this

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.zst

restive ether
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because

lethal ice
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who thought that was a good idea

restive ether
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best compression

misty cradle
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bc zst good compress

lethal ice
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how do i uncompress it

tepid olive
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thats a good compression algorithm and if you dont like it ur a fuck

lethal ice
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more downloads???????????????

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dude im so fucking done

tepid olive
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install zstd fool

restive ether
burnt niche
tepid olive
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if you're on wsl you literally already have it

burnt niche
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Winrar>

lethal ice
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winrar cant

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7z cant

burnt niche
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😂😂

restive ether
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winrar sucks balls

burnt niche
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fax

tepid olive
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zstd can bruh

lethal ice
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i did zstd

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it gave me a tar file that is broken

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why

restive ether
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lol

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L

half walrus
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can someone build llvm for windows again

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we're stuck with like clang 3

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via coolstar

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like a century ago

lethal ice
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this is pissing me off so much im literally trying to set up my environment and its taking 8124535 downloads and 23423587 hours of waiting for things to extract

half walrus
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not for WSL, for actual windows

lethal ice
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just for it to not fucking work

restive ether
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did cameron take the L and make a broke release

twilit jungle
half walrus
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that shit got annoying as balls and i wanna run one command and have all that shit

lethal ice
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this is why i hate linux

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REAL PROGRAMMERS USE LINUX

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no

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fuck off

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go eat 65 dicks

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and fucking die

lethal kayak
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65 specifically?

restive ether
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69

half walrus
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exactly 65

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any more would be a waste of cock

restive ether
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cock, many perhaps

half walrus
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any less wouldn't be substancial

lethal ice
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/home/scoob/theos/toolchain/linux/iphone/bin/swift: error while loading shared libraries: libtinfo.so.6: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory

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/home/scoob/theos/toolchain/linux/iphone/bin/swift: error while loading shared libraries: libtinfo.so.6: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory

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/home/scoob/theos/toolchain/linux/iphone/bin/swift: error while loading shared libraries: libtinfo.so.6: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory

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/home/scoob/theos/toolchain/linux/iphone/bin/swift: error while loading shared libraries: libtinfo.so.6: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory

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/home/scoob/theos/toolchain/linux/iphone/bin/swift: error while loading shared libraries: libtinfo.so.6: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory

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dude why

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every next step there are 400 more issues

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im complaining like a motherfucker right now but why does nothing fucking work

misty cradle
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troll1

twilit jungle
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troll2

half walrus
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do u get why i pay $100 a month for a macos server now

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lol

pearl sail
lethal ice
restive ether
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@tepid olive did this mfer make a broke release nfr

lethal ice
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why is it running swift

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and not clang

tepid olive
half walrus
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bc theos probably

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gonna guess it runs commands to get info when it doesnt need to bc it lacks the logic to not run commands when it doesnt need to

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swift --version

tepid olive
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Thats a real cameron moment

half walrus
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use bingner toolchain

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it works

lethal ice
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/home/scoob/theos/toolchain/linux/iphone/bin/swift: error while loading shared libraries: libtinfo.so.6: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory```
misty cradle
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troll

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face

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.png

tepid olive
lethal ice
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Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
libtinfo-dev is already the newest version (6.1-1ubuntu1.18.04).
libtinfo-dev set to manually installed.
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove and 185 not upgraded.```
twilit jungle
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you need the specific version

tepid olive
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troll upgrade your packages

misty cradle
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^

tepid olive
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Its uhh libtinfo6 that u need

lethal ice
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how is anybody supposed to figure this shit out?

half walrus
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lol this just screams

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linux

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god

tepid olive
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And if that doesnt work then his toolchain is broken

lethal ice
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libtinfo6 does not exist

tepid olive
half walrus
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u maintain a bootstrap

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shut fuck

lethal ice
# half walrus linux

"use linux!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its good operating system!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

tepid olive
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Tis no matter

half walrus
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tis matter

tepid olive
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Linux sucks though

restive ether
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i made linux

twilit jungle
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Lol btw someone has figured it out, and the information is scrambled in the Theos' issues. Someone just needs to find time to update the actual wiki.

tardy narwhal
half walrus
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i dont expect people to know anything about building shit

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nobody cares

misty cradle
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its all abantu's fault

half walrus
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and its nice that way bc they cant fuck it up

misty cradle
half walrus
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that's my job

tepid olive
misty cradle
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sandwich

lethal kayak
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python from the windows store is a fucking virus btw

lethal ice
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so is everything i have downloaded in the past 10 minutes to try to get theos working

lethal kayak
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Lmao

half walrus
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was a waste of time

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yes

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@tardy narwhal i may have made a small oversight/mistaken assumption regarding

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symbols and

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them uh

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existing

pearl sail
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Samwhich

half walrus
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at least i don't have much to worry about replacing

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'cept uh

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windows just has a single entry point and the PLUGIN

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oh boy

tardy narwhal
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you’ll find more atrocious stuff I found back in the days lmao

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just be prepared

half walrus
pearl sail
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Already in massive pain

half walrus
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oh fuck me

tardy narwhal
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you won’t get around a translation layer

half walrus
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alr so libida64.dylib and IDA64.dll all export the exact same symbols

half walrus
tardy narwhal
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depends on your exact approach i guess, the base of finding symbols won’t change though and remapping them accordingly. However full emulation will require more

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if you got the same product on both OS’s then you could just for shits remap and it would work

half walrus
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interestingly enough the symbols they pull from API-MS-WIN-CRT-CONVERT-L1-1-0 are all almost the exact same as the ones pulled from libc/libsystem/libc++

tardy narwhal
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crt should be c runtime

half walrus
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like it looks like both of these were written in C and then they intentionally tried to make symbols line up

digital vale
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Hi guys I’ve a question how do i get device udid in my tweak.xm + works with non jailbroken devices.

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I wanna have it in my own DRM

half walrus
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not possible w/o an exploit as far as i know

restive ether
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you can still get udid

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even in an app

half walrus
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if you're asking for it to be compatible with non-jailbroken devices

restive ether
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just app store won’t accept it

digital vale
half walrus
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google

digital vale
half walrus
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know how im gonna answer you?

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i'm gonna google that

restive ether
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stacksoverflow be like

digital vale
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You must know that I’ve searched before and I didn’t get my answer so that’s why I’m asking here

tardy narwhal
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you don’t search

digital vale
tardy narwhal
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you even said why use stackoverflow if you can ask here

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literally

restive ether
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i’m fairly sure you can still get access to it you just can’t submit the app

half walrus
digital vale
half walrus
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please

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fucking

restive ether
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lmao

half walrus
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literal first result

digital vale
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🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

half walrus
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code right there for you to copy paste

digital vale
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I thought you guys are a way clever

tardy narwhal
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when will you be banned

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I really can’t wait for that day to come

restive ether
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i bet r/jailbreakdevelopers has like 10 different posts with code blocks in how to do it lmao

half walrus
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man

digital vale
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Do you actually know what is udid and uuid?

restive ether
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yes

half walrus
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talk mad shit but he cant type 3 words into google

restive ether
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because i googled it

tardy narwhal
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google knows as well

half walrus
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guys guys i need help

tepid olive
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This man got a facebook

restive ether
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i can’t imagine trying to code before the internet matured

tepid olive
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lol

digital vale
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That can be changed by re installing the app

half walrus
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i need to get udid in objc

restive ether
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would’ve kms

half walrus
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what do i google

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what do i google if i wanna get udid objc

narrow mason
digital vale
tardy narwhal
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cameren

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can we have like a point system for dumb question

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then you guys ban

half walrus
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guys please i want to get udid objc

tardy narwhal
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pls

half walrus
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what do i google

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i haven't tried googling 'get udid objc'

tardy narwhal
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i will suck Aaron’s left nut for it

digital vale
half walrus
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could that work?

restive ether
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i’m just saying dude, yes this is the development channel but no they are not going to help you use google

tardy narwhal
half walrus
digital vale
tardy narwhal
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I’ve seen kids ask smarter questions

half walrus
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if you ask a dumb as shit question and someone answers you and you give them shit for it

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fuck off

restive ether
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and your consistent demanding for help on simple things is not going to get you anywhere

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you’re only making this worse on yourself

tardy narwhal
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mate you asked how to increment by more than +1

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how the fuck do you not google that

digital vale
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You guys are just telling google it instead of helping, I’ve already searched many many times, if you not gonna help me, then shut up cuz I don’t need you to tell me google it

tardy narwhal
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mate

half walrus
tardy narwhal
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how the fuck

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do you not google that

tardy narwhal
restive ether
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look

narrow mason
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i want to get banned again

digital vale
restive ether
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so you googled it

half walrus
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i am the poster child of retarded questions

digital vale
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Whatever i did

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Loss?

half walrus
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but i dont sass ppl when i'm alerted to the retarded nature of my questions lol

digital vale
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I bet you find my answer on StackOverFlow?

tardy narwhal
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uro had to tell him about +=

restive ether
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i cannot imagine hating probably the most useful forum for development questions ever created

half walrus
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didn't tell you to google

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i did it for you

digital vale
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🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️why you bullyin me

half walrus
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cuz u talked shit for me doing that

digital vale
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I said this is not my answer

restive ether
gentle crescent
digital vale
gentle crescent
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arlet

half walrus
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at this point i'm hesitant to help you write DRM when we're

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here

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so

restive ether
digital vale
restive ether
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oh myself? that’s your header bro

gentle crescent
tardy narwhal
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like are you shitting me

half walrus
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I hate StackOverFlow

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out

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go

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leave

pearl sail
twilit jungle
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Ah yes, please make HeapOverFlow

gentle crescent
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he woke up and chose stupid hahhha looooool xdxdxdxd

restive ether
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plz make haxor

half walrus
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<script type="text/hack">hacked by kritanta uhoh<script/>

digital vale
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Thank you guys for just talking shit instead of telling “an idea”

half walrus
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we told u how to do it 4 times

twilit jungle
digital vale
tardy narwhal
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I’ve never seen a more lazy entitled person than you holy christ, only one more stupid was that person who thought apple sends biometric data to the government in #jailbreak

twilit jungle
narrow mason
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Was that directed at me

pearl sail
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If I took this many Ls I would've left the server

half walrus
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oh god ohfuck

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someone stop him

narrow mason
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No no ni

tardy narwhal
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T2 chip out here leaking data

narrow mason
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Man

half walrus
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before apple send o

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gvrmnemt

narrow mason
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I wish we had tbe gif still gh0st

twilit jungle
narrow mason
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:await_gif|

twilit jungle
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I miss the gif PES3_Cry

burnt niche
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Challenge accepted-making a big sur theme for windows xp wine

late ridge
narrow mason
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It was taken

late ridge
narrow mason
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WAIT

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WRF

late ridge
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yw

narrow mason
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No

late ridge
narrow mason
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The other was

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Better

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More frames

late ridge
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what other
lol

narrow mason
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The one i used to have

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From some random server

digital vale
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Anyways I’m gonna pay BTC to whoever helps me

half walrus
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no ur not

burnt niche
pearl sail
digital vale
restive ether
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i can edit values in flex too

late ridge
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....

burnt niche
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Lmfao

pearl sail
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inspect elements

burnt niche
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Same

narrow mason
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Hmm i only take XRP and XLM, i will require it sent to a wallet that is private though and i need to trust you with my info

digital vale
digital vale
narrow mason
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And i will need it before so i can know you mean ut

pearl sail
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gives you 0.0000000001 BTC

half walrus
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lol

glacial matrix
late ridge
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F

restive ether
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me too

narrow mason
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I cant count that high

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Also

tepid olive
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@glacial matrix u read this shit hole?

half walrus
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@glacial matrix i've had no internet

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dont read backlog

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nothing interesting happened

restive ether
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i cant even spell internet

glacial matrix
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You can’t tell me what not to do

gentle crescent
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i cant read

digital vale
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I probably got it, so I’m not gonna lose anything even it crashes

pearl sail
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Run away Uro

half walrus
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uro too used to IRC

narrow mason
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Mfers be like: I made $300k on btc this year

Ok mfer then why did you literally ask for 20 bucks the other day

digital vale
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5 BTC lol

restive ether
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LMAO

half walrus
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then go make tweak bounties for ur dumb shit

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not u

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im tired

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u know who

tardy narwhal
restive ether
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@lethal ice my giveaway has concluded

tepid olive
narrow mason
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You seem to have pissed off every dev here who is worth a damn, and i see you still trying. Dont you see mfer

half walrus
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my bank account is -$600 rn and i will literally pay you to not scream at us please

digital vale
half walrus
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i yell at myself enough

pearl sail
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Let me show my BTC this means I have money but no braincells

narrow mason
restive ether
narrow mason
tardy narwhal
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alright so can we conclude that we ban him

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i’ll go clem protocol just for that

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fair trade

tepid olive
narrow mason
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You ban him cam

tepid olive
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I think id still have money if i never bought people food

restive ether
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seems more fun

narrow mason
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Hmm funny thing is

tardy narwhal
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hollup you can ban from channels

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lmao wot

restive ether
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yeah we just blacklist people

half walrus
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new innovation

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sponsored by

tardy narwhal
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bruh

restive ether
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cam and burritoz rn troll

half walrus
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burrit0z

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lol

pearl sail
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I rather be a broke a nice person than a rich asshole

tepid olive
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Lol

digital vale
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I’m not gonna get anything helpful with your answers so ban me idc lol

narrow mason
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Wasn’t my original idea to do that in the first place for that situation i just had to go with Aaron’s mfin idea

tepid olive
half walrus
restive ether
narrow mason
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K

tardy narwhal
glacial matrix
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@digital vale

narrow mason
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Was the only way i was approved by Aaron to fix that problemrolling_eyes

half walrus
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nah his question wasn't bad

tardy narwhal
half walrus
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he just got pissed with how we answered it

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lol

digital vale
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Nope didn’t, but idc since you guys are the owner and making non sense jokes instead of helping with even an idea

half walrus
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we fucking

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sent

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the

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code

narrow mason
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Hmm today i will

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Send five bitcoin

tepid olive
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Hb yall just stop responding to him

glacial matrix
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I haven’t gotten to the present reading the backlog yet

tepid olive
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Kinda cringe bro

narrow mason
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Hb you send me 5 btc

digital vale
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Poor

tardy narwhal
narrow mason
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Eventually

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They do

tepid olive
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Doesnt matter if he disappears

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Youll get on with your day better

digital vale
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Lmao

narrow mason
half walrus
tepid olive
half walrus
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sometimes u just gotta vent chief

narrow mason
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Same applies to like a lot of things

tepid olive
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Just stop thinking or caring troll

tardy narwhal
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lmao if we wouldn’t give a fuck to anything we would just be on our merry way

narrow mason
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Pretty much what i did

half walrus
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not caring was cool in 2012

restive ether
half walrus
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its 2020 we care too much now

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i'm not correcting that

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it's 2020

narrow mason
glacial matrix
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2020 (1)

restive ether
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oh sorry

tardy narwhal
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@restive ether i love you and i will suck your left nut as gratitude

restive ether
narrow mason
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He only has his right nut

half walrus
tardy narwhal
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that is unfortunate

glacial matrix
tardy narwhal
narrow mason
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Depends how you consider the way he lost his left one

half walrus
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tbf i've had a really fucking long 10 days but

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a

misty cradle
narrow mason
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Ive had rona all 2021 literally

misty cradle
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i leave here for fucking 20 mins and we roasting someone without me???

narrow mason
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Fuck me

misty cradle
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next time someone tag

half walrus
misty cradle
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i am here for the violence

narrow mason
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:tag:

half walrus
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at least daniel actually has the money he's not gonna pay u

narrow mason
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Daniel Craig

misty cradle
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@half walrus true

narrow mason
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Does daniel still talk to yall

misty cradle
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nah

half walrus
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no

misty cradle
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i think he bought a car

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with that money lol

narrow mason
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I think he

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Bought your girl

half walrus
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he actually reached out about velox after i mentioned it

narrow mason
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😎😎

half walrus
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but i was like

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'ykw i'm just not gonna answer that'

misty cradle
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so he bought new car and more stuff

narrow mason
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Wtf

misty cradle
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hes active on instagram

half walrus
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i'm tired of the guy

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got financial issues already

narrow mason
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Should’ve been like hey apex team, heres Christmas bonuses for your guys’ work

tardy narwhal
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lmao tf so he just dipped after velox

narrow mason
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He was here like

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Idk not too long ago

half walrus
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don't need to put money into a partnership i mistakenly thought would benefit me in any way

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or time

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or effort

misty cradle
narrow mason
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Or

misty cradle
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i mean whenever he was working on something

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"idk how to do this, can u help"

half walrus
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.

narrow mason
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M

misty cradle
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if i had no time he just copy stackoverflow

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or even when i did know

restive ether
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hmmm

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today i will

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steal your drm

narrow mason
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It is a bonus in the sense

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You can say he

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“Boned us”

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Not proud of that one

half walrus
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not funny did laugh

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die

narrow mason
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Im trying

half walrus
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also i cant complain too much cuz i kinda did get uh

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@misty cradle knows what

misty cradle
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@AlexTwilliam

half walrus
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from all of that

misty cradle
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where he

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i want my btc

half walrus
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which was what got me into research in the first place

misty cradle
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tru

half walrus
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so i do owe him for that one

narrow mason
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Hmm and tr1 received $20 a month allowance since not adult

half walrus
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but i hope nobody else gets ripped

misty cradle
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ok but wheres my money on fixing velox modules

narrow mason
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I have it

misty cradle
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and my 100$ from velox tiles

half walrus
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where's my money on writing the damn tweak uhh

misty cradle
narrow mason
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In a savings account going towards your college fund

misty cradle
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@half walrus we all waiting

narrow mason
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Yeah me too

half walrus
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n he's still making money off of it

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rn

narrow mason
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Is there nothing they can be done?

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That

misty cradle
half walrus
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it's not a repo owner's job to get involved with sticky situations internally

glacial matrix
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"alemán" not "alemania"

narrow mason
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Damn and I’m the native. Thanks for the reminder

misty cradle
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uro also native bro

narrow mason
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Heh that actually reminds me of something bro

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In middle school I represented my school at the state’s national Spanish spelling bee

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Placed 4th because i forgot an accent nark

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Mark

misty cradle
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@half walrus wait did u get paid literally nothing from velox

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other than the first payment

narrow mason
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Went next year too and I lost to like the one word i felt i missed out of the every one i memorized in the book

half walrus
narrow mason
#

Hmm there’s a nice way the mafia handled these types of things

half walrus
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just told myself [redacted] was enough payment and called it a day

narrow mason
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$230

misty cradle
half walrus
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but seeing others fell victim to the same shit i feel less ok brushing it off

misty cradle
#

forgot i had this file

narrow mason
#

He leaked

misty cradle
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damn krit u really missing out on money

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:kkewk

glacial matrix
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@misty cradle you'd know if you had read the channel troll

misty cradle
#

yes ik

narrow mason
misty cradle
#

but i thought he did get paid like 3x

narrow mason
#

Uro using troll?

misty cradle
#

apparently not

narrow mason
misty cradle
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@narrow mason jkk2 already influencing

glacial matrix
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Not f r tho

narrow mason
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What is jkk🙄

misty cradle
#

jules kum

narrow mason
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🙄

misty cradle
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until september

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2020

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bro get your shit

glacial matrix
#

I do like the pee?po? ones here pepSip

half walrus
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he owes me 10% + productivity but we'll call it 10%

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lol

misty cradle
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he owes u literally 50%

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but ok

narrow mason
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Oh yeah ive seen u use those often

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Peeposip is pog

misty cradle
narrow mason
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Wtf he skinned another frog

half walrus
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i agreed to 10% and it was settled on that + extra based on work done

misty cradle
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wtf

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ok go change messages

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u literally got scammed bro

half walrus
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i was fine with 10%

narrow mason
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damn

misty cradle
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did u sign a contract

half walrus
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as you can see that's still quite a bit

misty cradle
#

if not then go get ur money nfrcoal

half walrus
#

you sign a contract when you agree to anything

glacial matrix
misty cradle
half walrus
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in US law, anyways

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discord messages will hold up in court

misty cradle
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@half walrus just say u were under 18 at the time

half walrus
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in which case i get nothing

misty cradle
#

troll1

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u cant bind contract under 18

half walrus
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again, i'm fine with 10%, i was very comfortable w/ that + bonuses

misty cradle
#

ok

narrow mason
#

The thing is, regarding this whole apexteam thing, was there no set like, discussion or contractual agreements on how things were gonna work

restive ether
#

apex team now sells on dynastic

half walrus
restive ether
#

all money goes through daniel and daniel only

narrow mason
#

Hmm

half walrus
#

i am not taking anything to court

misty cradle
#

well he basically fed us agreements that fucked us over

half walrus
#

my bank account is -$600

misty cradle
narrow mason
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Daniel is in the slums of Paris in hiding with hookers and blow

glacial matrix
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startup would be faster if we didn't check the environment every time

half walrus
narrow mason
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Yeah true

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But also

half walrus
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only reason im miffed is cuz you got fucked over

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i didn't give a shit until i learned that

narrow mason
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Don’t settle too much

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Yeah that’s child abuse

glacial matrix
half walrus
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i got enough out of it to leave satisfied with the situation bc i expected nothing and got some stuff arguably worth quite a bit at the time in the forms of certain files

misty cradle
#

mf really said he taking 50% for PR. as if apex's name did much for veza

half walrus
#

is that what he told you

misty cradle
#

yes

half walrus
#

yikes

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i'm so sorry

misty cradle
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he said it will make veza this that

half walrus
#

that was

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not what was agreed to

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yikes

narrow mason
#

This is quite the pathetic, piece of shit, sorry loser that I had no idea he was

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I always saw him differently

misty cradle
#

same

restive ether
#

no one is even old enough to remember what the fuck apex tweaks is

narrow mason
#

Mfer

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Youre 10

restive ether
#

yeah

misty cradle
#

@half walrus we agreed 50% like many months before

restive ether
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me included

misty cradle
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because i thought it would actually help

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this what he said

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we agreed that i would get 50% from veza

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you use my drm and my platform

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MY DRM???

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mf couldnt even properly obfuscate

narrow mason
#

Hmm today I will have a minor work for me and break every verbal contract I give him and still make him work

undone nest
restive ether
#

that’s what happens when you agree to verbal contracts tbh

narrow mason
#

Well yeah

misty cradle
#

too bad it don't work for me cuz im a minor 😎

narrow mason
#

Should somewhat be a lesson here tr1

half walrus
#

really should've dragged me into that discussion

restive ether
#

that’s also true lol

half walrus
#

:/

misty cradle
#

@narrow mason yes

restive ether
#

even if you agreed “contractually” it wouldn’t have matter

misty cradle
#

ye

narrow mason
#

the lesson is: fuck hoes get the bag

restive ether
#

could’ve just finessed him back troll

half walrus
#

yall stop suggesting that angle lol

narrow mason
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I mean

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Not so much a suggestion as it is a

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Well nvm

half walrus
#

from the person who almost went into business law

narrow mason
#

Youre right ig

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In this case

half walrus
#

dont go that route

restive ether
#

i wasn’t saying that was the point

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i’m just saying that’s how it could’ve went

pearl sail
half walrus
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especially when the arrangement was specifically bc he was a minor

restive ether
#

because it’s simply not

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he got more out of it than he could’ve but that’s not the point

narrow mason
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Wtf i dont even work for daniel and he took 400k from me @pearl sail

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how

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sly dog

pearl sail
misty cradle
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i have recieved 570$ ish from him

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maybe less

half walrus
#

lol he owes me $4,100 (as of september 2020)

narrow mason
#

Hnm that’s less than rent

misty cradle
#

rest went to "tax" and his pockets

half walrus
misty cradle
#

doubt he ever paid tax on any tweak

narrow mason
#

(Tr1) as for Krit that’s hefty

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Geez

pearl sail
#

Lets go ask Chloe for money @narrow mason

narrow mason
#

I’m sorry to hear this you two

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It’s ok i have spark

undone nest
narrow mason
pearl sail
#

True

narrow mason
#

/s

#

Id never

half walrus
glacial matrix
#

nobody did

narrow mason
#

Kirb is in Australian dream lands

pearl sail
#

Spark is too good of a person it would make me feel bad asking anything from him tbh

narrow mason
#

Dreaming of kangaroos and shit

half walrus
#

krit's about to be in dreamland

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i hope

restive ether
#

kangaroos and wild fires

narrow mason
#

I’m happy for spark. He just moved into a new house and Saturday and started a new job

misty cradle
#

same

half walrus
#

yall got me thinkin about how i could've moved out rn if it weren't for someone fucking me over

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:/

narrow mason
#

He is what i strive to Be

undone nest
restive ether
#

just make paid tweaks

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big W

half walrus
#

lowkey didn't wanna see the spreadsheet lol

misty cradle
#

you couldve moved out and paid rent for like 10 months

half walrus
#

been happier not knowing

pearl sail
half walrus
#

sigh

narrow mason
#

Krit can you just take central back from llama and let me post it for $2

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I’m down bad yooo

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/s

half walrus
#

just let me ghostwrite a tweak for you

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pick something that involves math i'll do it for free

misty cradle
#

ok

narrow mason
#

Hmm scoob offered already you can be 5th in line

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For my fifth and last greatest tweak

misty cradle
#

advantages of using krit:
work 24/7 with no break

#

advantage of scoob:

  • use meth while work
restive ether
#

i cant believe that mfer sent me a random dm saying central has no more bugs

narrow mason
#

Well

restive ether
#

and i go and look

narrow mason
#

That tells me

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He will be wired

restive ether
#

and it got updated like a day after he sent it

half walrus
narrow mason
#

And ready to go

half walrus
restive ether
#

and he didn’t even code it

misty cradle
#

lmao

half walrus
restive ether
misty cradle
restive ether
#

he don’t even know

half walrus
#

i laughed

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i laughed and then i was sad n then i laughed again

narrow mason
#

Oh i see mr gamecube gamer has woken

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Llama? Oh sorry i cant keep taco of all my god damn identities

half walrus
#

its just funny

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i probably accidentally outed him

undone nest
#

tbh after all the shit ive heard id just prefer to make my own repo

half walrus
#

if you feel the need to keep ur past usernames a secret

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consider

#

not

narrow mason
#

I think when you’re asking someone a name of which they clearly would recognize, and theyjust say “who”

#

Thats a dead giveaway

misty cradle
#

frcovid

half walrus
narrow mason
#

like hmm other responses could’ve been had

tardy narwhal
#

that’s llama

restive ether
half walrus
#

no

misty cradle
#

no

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its someone else

narrow mason
tardy narwhal
#

you mf

misty cradle
#

falc0n is llama

half walrus
#

i wouldn't invite llama to my privateish server

narrow mason
#

Im just doing the everyone is llama troll joke

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But

#

Nah its not

tardy narwhal
narrow mason
#

It is mr gamecube gamer

half walrus
#

falc0n is llama

tardy narwhal
#

jerry dodged your bullet, should’ve trusted jerry

narrow mason
#

And jake

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And mustang

#

And the furry once

half walrus
#

and the new maintainer of central doesn't know who 'llama is'

lethal ice
#

oppression

misty cradle
#

@lethal ice ok

lethal ice
#

who is oppressing me

#

IT FUCKING INSTALLED

#

OK

misty cradle
#

Steven

narrow mason
#

Scoop spam

tepid olive
narrow mason
#

Ban

misty cradle
#

scoob@Steven

lethal ice
#

yes

tepid olive
misty cradle
#

scoob@Steven

#

scoob@Steven

half walrus
#

so i accidentally may have outed llama when i told the new guy he needs to open source it

lethal ice
#

is there a problem with naming my computer steven

narrow mason
#

Hmm who cares

misty cradle
#

scoob@Steven

narrow mason
#

Fuck llama

half walrus
narrow mason
#

Punk ass mfer

half walrus
#

get creative

misty cradle
#

scoob@Steven

undone nest
#

just name it josh bro

misty cradle
#

one josh is enough

half walrus
#

my phones are named after seasons

lethal ice
#

this computer is liquid fucking dogshit, why would i give it a good name?

narrow mason
#

Hmm my phone is named after me usually

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Lmao

lethal ice
#

steven is a punishment

half walrus
#

yeah then steven is a good name

narrow mason
#

And computers

tepid olive
#

My phones are all “Grey-(model)”

half walrus
#

i knew a steven

narrow mason
#

(Gay)model

misty cradle
#

my phone is named after Android AP8694330 bc thats how people dont know when i airdrop troll

half walrus
#

he was into cockroach furry porn and raped my ex

tepid olive
#

Grey-6s

half walrus
#

i don't like stevens

tepid olive
#

Grey-11

half walrus
#

that's a good name for your computer then

narrow mason
#

Is that exaggerated keit wtf

half walrus
#

no

narrow mason
#

Cockroach furry porn

#

Oh god oh fuck

half walrus
#

do i exaggerate

misty cradle
#

cockroach furry porn

narrow mason
#

Yes

#

Jk

#

No

half walrus
#

life is exaggerated

#

needs no help

misty cradle
narrow mason
#

Ok joker, we live in a society

misty cradle
#

why did i search this

narrow mason
half walrus
#

see

grim sparrow
half walrus
#

regarding the second thing i mentioned

narrow mason
#

Because you’re young and keeping an open mind to new sexual things

misty cradle
#

wtf this is all fake

#

its literally just women

lethal ice
#

time to update sex now

misty cradle
#

thankfully

lethal ice
#

after fucking with fuckery for too fucking long

half walrus
#

i wanted to

narrow mason
#

I don’t need no cockroach porn in my lfie much less in my house

half walrus
#

not act rationally towards said person

restive ether
#

peen

misty cradle
#

i am happy with the current ones

narrow mason
#

Hmm

#

Which are?

#

Bruh

tepid olive
#

What the fuck

#

Who did that

narrow mason
#

Hayden took the L

tepid olive
#

Who

restive ether
#

lmao

lethal ice
#

Tr1nilla

half walrus
#

but why stab someone with a screwdriver when u can stab them with public opinion

restive ether
#

spotify sucks

half walrus
#

so we found his tumblr

restive ether
#

made bad link

tepid olive
#

Im gonna keep posting it till this retard bot is fixed

#

You guys suck

restive ether
#

and for false filtered

misty cradle
#

is there bad word

#

in it

#

wtf

#

whats the filter

restive ether
#

yes

half walrus
#

and he had a bunch of cockroach impregnation/ovulation furry porn in his tumblr likes

lethal ice
#

the N WORD

tepid olive
#

@gentle crescent your bot actually sucks

restive ether
#

says fa

narrow mason
#

Im

misty cradle
#

ok

narrow mason
half walrus
misty cradle
#

i like what happened in @everyone

#

and in NSA

#

@everyone do u know?

restive ether
misty cradle
restive ether
#

but eric or whoever never did it

misty cradle
#

banned

#

good

narrow mason
#

No idea why admins cant bypass certain words but uh

#

Hey whatevs man

restive ether
#

n

narrow mason
misty cradle
#

i

#

c

#

e

half walrus
#

probably more than the rest of us

tepid olive
misty cradle
#

it will be complete when i join da mod team

tepid olive
#

I know thats a radical idea for how sensible it is

misty cradle
#

then we will need mods for the mods

half walrus
#

damn be wild if cameren literally did that yesterday

undone nest
#

@everyone hello how to jailbreak ios 15 on my engineering sample of the iphone 13 pro max plus

misty cradle
#

and admins for the admins

narrow mason
#

I uh, i think I’m pretty open on that I am a shit posting troll but

#

Behind the scenes work

misty cradle
#

literally take over r/jb

narrow mason
half walrus
narrow mason
#

Which has consisted of: ||[redacted]||

half walrus
#

yeah

misty cradle
#

u ping cam as if he does anything

half walrus
#

gimme my pink back

tepid olive
#

I was pink for a bit

narrow mason
#

Cameren is acuck

undone nest
#

acuck

#

i am also acuck

half walrus
#

hell yeah

narrow mason
#

True

tepid olive
narrow mason
#

Hate this place

undone nest
#

jules

narrow mason
#

Hate this n m fin place

undone nest
#

can you give me a new nickname

narrow mason
undone nest
#

this one is boring

misty cradle
#

can we play redacteds in paris @tepid olive

narrow mason
#

What you want man

misty cradle
undone nest
#

idk what i want

narrow mason
#

Pls

tepid olive
half walrus
#

.

#

can you bypass the filter via embeds

narrow mason
#

Dont make me wait for your decision dog completelydistraught

undone nest
#

ok guys what should my new nickname be

half walrus
#

..

tepid olive
narrow mason
#

Actually

#

Ping me when done

tepid olive
#

/package help

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Sam Bingner

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Bingner/Elucubratus

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undone nest
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ok jool