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narrow mason
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one time my aunt didnt pay her electricity bill and the company shut off power for the whole block by accident and drove off

half walrus
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if it happened today it'd be a massive problem, when it happened then it was "not as urgent"

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and i mean entire grid was gone too

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cellular

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internet

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power

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it was surreal

lime pivot
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I mean that event led to us throwing money at Space Karen for a good few thousand kW of Tesla batteries that can sustain the entire state for quite a while

nimble parcel
half walrus
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i genuinely hope i'll see something like it again

primal perch
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gm @lethal ice

narrow mason
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hmm

half walrus
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oh, and you could see the stars :)

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:))

narrow mason
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not sure about the color but im biased against purple

lime pivot
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we still remain one of very few places in the world with lithium batteries for grid spare electricity storage

half walrus
lime pivot
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lmao

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run theos inside your browser what could go wrong

half walrus
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if i click the cursor at the top and it does nothing i will add the website to my blocklist

narrow mason
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we still remain one of very few places to make me want to die

nimble parcel
narrow mason
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i should've stayed in mexico

half walrus
narrow mason
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whyd my parents bring me here

half walrus
narrow mason
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wtf

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shove it in krit

half walrus
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cat client.py if you want the source

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  • cat index.html but iirc thats kinda borked rn
undone nest
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why uname no work

half walrus
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write it

narrow mason
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how

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ok maybe i was wrong about him

lime pivot
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all things considered with the shitshow the US is, all I hear is worse about Mexico and India and the other popular places people migrate to the US from

narrow mason
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yeah

half walrus
narrow mason
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mexicos president rn

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is absolute shit

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like he looks like a dumpster fire compared to trump

nimble parcel
half walrus
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just needs to be a python function that returns stdout

undone nest
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oh its python

narrow mason
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makes me sad for my country PepeSad trollmexico

undone nest
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im so trash at python

half walrus
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client-side python

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dont ask

narrow mason
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can i ask

half walrus
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possibly

nimble parcel
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no

narrow mason
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oh

half walrus
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i like to talk about these kinds of projects

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but i have to remind myself nobody else gives as much of a shit about the things im passionate about as i do

narrow mason
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ever since i remembered about undertale aus im revisiting them

lime pivot
undone nest
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at least in my experience

narrow mason
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frankly id rather be outside and interacting with people and friends again

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f

lime pivot
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as in how much you can earn and whether you can get into a more prestigious uni

primal perch
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frankly id rather go move to the middle of nowhere, fail to live off the land and die

narrow mason
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id rather you do that too

lime pivot
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I mean same

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but unfortunately I’m not allowed to leave the country rn

primal perch
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im dghost now wtf

narrow mason
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you are green?:

primal perch
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yes bro

narrow mason
primal perch
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this is me

narrow mason
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hmm

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sorry about gta today

primal perch
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true

narrow mason
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@twilit jungle wait

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are you still down

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im back on pc

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and its sat

half walrus
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i feel like both india and the US are made to look much worse in the media than they really are

primal perch
half walrus
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but uh

primal perch
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true

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media exaggerates everything

half walrus
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idk how are gay/trans rights in india

narrow mason
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sometimes

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i think quite the opposite

twilit jungle
primal perch
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its not a fairytale fun land but like

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life goes on

narrow mason
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come on gh0-st

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plsss

twilit jungle
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When is your bedtime?

narrow mason
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uh i killed my parents so

primal perch
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10pm

narrow mason
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i dont think i have one now

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unless i still do?

twilit jungle
half walrus
twilit jungle
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Well I am still playing

narrow mason
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does bedtime stay w you after leaving your parents'

half walrus
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asking if that stuff is better in india at least

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cuz that's the only good metric i have

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human rights n that kinda thing

primal perch
narrow mason
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wtf gh0st is still in gta

primal perch
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then you can bypass it

narrow mason
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he is hacking and modding wtf

twilit jungle
narrow mason
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wait send invite

primal perch
narrow mason
primal perch
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eventually you arent

half walrus
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i was referring to the whole human rights thing

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dying is a less reliable metric i suppose

narrow mason
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i

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im jules

lime pivot
undone nest
half walrus
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yeah exactly

primal perch
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yeah but its not a huge surprise seeing as human rights are still a recent thing @half walrus

lime pivot
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idk man some of those countries are bad but it’s not a blanket thing based on continent

primal perch
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people are still around from when it was fine to just shit on people for no reason

narrow mason
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the way i was conditioned growing up to not be sad about being dirt poor was "there are kids who have it worse"

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like ok

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id rather be them

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and die

undone nest
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the world is fucked up everywhere not just developing countries

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we just dont notice it anymore because its become normal

narrow mason
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@twilit jungle send invite pout

half walrus
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i've grown less frustrated with the exaggeration of problems in the US

twilit jungle
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wtf join cord

undone nest
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depression is pretty normal here id say

narrow mason
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wtf vc

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where is mic

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hmm

primal perch
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look at any time period in history and youll see suffering and senseless killing. it seems pretty much inevitable

narrow mason
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jules ate da mic

undone nest
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its obviously still an issue but youre just used to it

primal perch
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we're monkey brain at the core

half walrus
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its not hell here but when i'm losing rights for my personal issues still i really dont mind people making this country seem like hell

undone nest
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in this instant some poor fucker in afghanistan or syria is probably getting killed by soldiers

lime pivot
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I also learned to really greatly dislike the idea of white churchy people disturbing African communities, sometimes making them considerably worse/more dangerous while thinking they’re helping

narrow mason
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instance*

primal perch
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oof

undone nest
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or soldiers are being killed by someone

half walrus
lime pivot
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I remember reading some story about an African community that basically destroyed everything the white churchy people from America gave them, of course slanted to sound like “OMG look at how ungrateful these damn poor black people are”

primal perch
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im not super informed but thats just a tidbit of hope i guess

half walrus
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cant rape an adult and then say 'well you see offisur, some people out there rape kids yknow, worse shit is always happening'

lime pivot
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no they just don’t appreciate someone deciding they need to help you when you didn’t need help lmao

half walrus
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politically much less so

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past 4 years directly removed rights and i have no confidence in the current administration to restore those

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given the two candidates have historically had almost identical stances on almost everything

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and i wish that were an exaggeration

primal perch
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in the close future yeah its concerning but whatever the general social mass believes eventually makes its way into law

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in the progressive era at least

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hopefully we get some new advancements in the ne xt 30 years

half walrus
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yeah but how long will that be

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you see any boomers storming congress?

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:/

lime pivot
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ugh the next 4 years are going to piss me off watching Biden reinstate stuff I forgot Trump ruined

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like the EPA

primal perch
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id be surprised if he reinstated much of it at all

half walrus
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yeah at least biden is a career politician

lime pivot
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just wondering how tf they’ll catch up with 4 years of lost progress

half walrus
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so we can get the "bare fucking minimum"

primal perch
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even 4 years of bare fucking minimum would do a lot of good

half walrus
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yep

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we all agreed to swallow the pill on that one

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despite trump being more of a democrat than binen lol

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unfortunately he was also retarded and senile

primal perch
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he knows exactly what he's doing but im not sure why

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epic troll maybe

lime pivot
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can’t wait to hear some shit like a major environmental incident happened 3 years ago and the EPA can’t pursue it because they didn’t have the resources

half walrus
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heavily doubt it

undone nest
half walrus
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like people arguing kanye has any idea what he's doing

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lol

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no he fuckin doesnt

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man is havin a mental breakdown that ain't 'genius'

primal perch
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it takes a lot clever emotional skills to just walk in and take the presidency with basically 0 political experience

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social skills mainly*

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@narrow mason stfustfustfu

half walrus
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ppl are gonna study it for ages

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last 4 years are gonna make a great chapter in history books

restive ether
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people thought they wanted a “good businessman” as a president and turns out that was a bad idea

half walrus
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the sentiment was good

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but

restive ether
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especially when they’re not good at business nfr

half walrus
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bro pick anyone other than trump

azure sail
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Hello devs

primal perch
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jeff bezos 2024 when

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amazon now controls every aspect of human life

half walrus
restive ether
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Michael Bloomberg 2024

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autocracy rules 😎

undone nest
half walrus
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lol

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all the apps that banned him

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didn't know he had a fb

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i doubt he knows he had a fb

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his phone has guidance lock on

restive ether
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i mean, honestly probably a big move of shopify’s part they probably make a large bit from just trump stuff

half walrus
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and its locked to twitter

undone nest
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i doubt it was very signifact

half walrus
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that's the only site that argument actually works for

undone nest
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as they did absolutely not give a shit

half walrus
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like "oh twitter/reddit wont ban <x> because of the traffic it brings them"

restive ether
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smart government conservatives crying about their first amendment rights being taking away by large corporations and unregulated business they wanted in the first place troll

half walrus
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which is not at all how those meetings go

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lol

undone nest
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its like trump supporters saying theyre gonna leave twitter because they think its gonna hurt it

half walrus
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its more

undone nest
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no please go ahead

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we do not care

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leave

half walrus
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"how do we handle an unhinged president when he's also in charge of regulating our platform and can kill our business"

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do not envy anyone stuck w/ that problem

undone nest
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i think they have stopped giving a shit because hes gone in like 10 days

restive ether
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think about it now there’s an alt timeline where trump doesn’t get banned by twitter troll

half walrus
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especially when a certain persons' supporters have a, reputation, for mailing explosives

primal perch
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think about it now there's an alt timeline where trump has made an onlyfans now

half walrus
restive ether
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i cant believe so many of them managed to find a way to blame someone else lol

undone nest
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didnt they mail explosives to twitter too

half walrus
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wouldn't surprise me

undone nest
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i remember hearing about it but idk if it was twitter

half walrus
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one side acts cringey and the other bombs people

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bOth sIDeS are bAd

undone nest
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well yeah they are both bad

restive ether
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playing the whole “both sides bad” argument has never gotten anyone anywhere

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centrists 🥱🥱

lime pivot
undone nest
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tldr hitler says stfu i dont care

half walrus
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i don't feel bad for em

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tons more people suddenly 'care' about bipolar disorder thanks to it, its done a lot for awareness and real actual information on it

restive ether
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i don’t think the comments over the year hyping him up help, when you keep telling an insane person they’re a genius it only furthers their ego and mental decline

lime pivot
half walrus
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and when you subject yourself to the spotlight, you're selling yourself as a product now

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expect nothing less

lime pivot
half walrus
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lolll

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yeah that wasn't too much of a joke

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given his schedule

undone nest
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he isnt even in his office anymore is he

half walrus
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like the guy sits around and watches fox and tweets all day

undone nest
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just spends the entire day on twitter

half walrus
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he's literally my parents

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guess they got their 'man of the people'

lime pivot
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I mean he started the presidency tweeting from a Galaxy S3

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a phone that last got android updates in like 2013

half walrus
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wanted 'someone not controlled by others'

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how the fuck u think this country is still running?

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man shits in diapers

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not like he's makin the decisions

lime pivot
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I mean not that it helps if his twitter password was maga2020! with no 2FA anyway

half walrus
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i have slightly better security than the president

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only slightly though lol

lime pivot
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I mean

half walrus
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shouldn't say this but i may or may not use the same password for uh

lime pivot
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I’ve had bad passwords but at least they aren’t the name of my current campaign with a ! on the end (that’s what makes it secure as you know)

half walrus
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literally everything

lime pivot
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one password dot com

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please help yourself to not get mega pwned thank you 💚

half walrus
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it's been in leaks too

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i get yelled at for that sometimes by websites

lime pivot
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hah

undone nest
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i get yelled at by keychain

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yet i have not given a single shit to this day

primal perch
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i dont use a keychain

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then again i have to recover my password half the time i wan to login to something

half walrus
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until there's a free, system wide, cross platform, not-fucking-platform-locked-fuck-off-apple, password manager

undone nest
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id really use apple keychain as my password manager

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but i cant

half walrus
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it'll likely stay this way and i'll continue using 2fa or keybased as a real password

half walrus
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my 2nd monitor is running a windows vm

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and i spend about 50% of my time on that drive

lime pivot
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I wish LastPass wouldn’t suck such big dickballs

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it’s like how can we make 1Password but shitty

half walrus
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lastpass held my passwords for ransom

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lol

primal perch
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im sick of hackintoshing and dealing with drivers, a mac mini 2014 should suffice for xcode

half walrus
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i also dont want to literally get locked out of things by missing payments thank you

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:)

primal perch
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when i have 400$ for spending i guess

lime pivot
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only still using it because at least it’s still secure

half walrus
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thats what i did instead of grabbing a mini

lime pivot
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lastpass is free tho

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the core password manager

primal perch
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eh ive tried using amd cards but it never works for windows

half walrus
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compatible gpu/wifi+bt/all that shit

primal perch
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had a vega 64 that kept c rashing, rmad it for a 5700xt

half walrus
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RX 580 Saphire

primal perch
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kept crashing in windows

lime pivot
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feels dodgy to be on a free password manager but anyway

half walrus
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cant remember the company

undone nest
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id just get an m1 mac mini at that point

half walrus
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but it's a great card and worked oob

primal perch
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rmad it again, ran like shit in half the games i played

lime pivot
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Sapphire is the company

half walrus
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no?

primal perch
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yea it was sapphire vega 64 at least they rmad it twice so i could sell it at that point

undone nest
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yea they are

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sapphire is a manufacturer

primal perch
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point is trying to go amd left me without a functioning gpu for like 3 months

half walrus
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so why did i download drivers from

lime pivot
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Advanced Micro Devices, Incorporated?

half walrus
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yes

primal perch
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bc the chipset is made by amd but the aibs (eg sapphire) just slap a differnt cooler and vbios on

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aib = 3rd party partner

half walrus
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alright that makes sense yeah

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pro tip

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need updated macos drivers for usb adapter shit?

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dont msg the company

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figure out who made the chipset and msg them

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got the beta instantly for catalina from the chipset mfg

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they were probably just happy someone emailed em

lime pivot
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basically it’s like if Intel sold dies to other companies who then released the CPUs as SAPPHIRE NITRO DEATH PERFORMANCE GAMING i9-10900K 32GB G5 RGB

primal perch
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nvidia also does it

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thats why you have like gigabyte rtx 3080 or asus

half walrus
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yeah but something was specifically different about this die or something that made it work on macos

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like i had to make sure to get the saphire pulse rx 580

primal perch
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its the same die as any other 580

half walrus
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and not the (other 50 rx 580s)

primal perch
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the vbios is better suited for fans

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from what i remember

half walrus
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bc those wouldn't work on macos otb

primal perch
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something like that

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the bios on xfx models i think just have fan problems

half walrus
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iirc i actually have a regular 580

primal perch
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maybe gigabyte as well

half walrus
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or something super close

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cuz my original goal was to just patch the driver to work by disabling 2 of the cores on the driver's side

primal perch
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lol my integrated even supports macos im just a lazy fuck and i hate changing the bios every time i want to boot macos

half walrus
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and velox dropped and i got the only payment i'll ever get for my work on it and decided to say fuck it and buy the right gpu

lime pivot
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how many equivalencies am I going to come up with before I get the right one

primal perch
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i9
laptop

half walrus
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@terse egret wrong emy

primal perch
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rip

half walrus
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is that the right emy

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@eternal crater where is the emy

undone nest
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what emy

eternal crater
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that is emy

undone nest
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that is german emy

eternal crater
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idk how many emys we both know

half walrus
primal perch
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the british emy

undone nest
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nah thats emma

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@heavy kernel

eternal crater
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Yeah that’s Emma

primal perch
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yea true

half walrus
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i call ppl by usernames

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no way in hell i can remember >10 names

lime pivot
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that driver is well and truly dead on big sur RIP

primal perch
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L

half walrus
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usb C?

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bored as shit rn might as well

lime pivot
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swear they’ve just been making minor fixes to the same driver they wrote for Mac OS X 10.5 15 years ago

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USB-A

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it’s fucking old but I checked and the retailer I bought from legit still sells it

primal perch
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of course my igpu drivers are kinda shit on macos now too

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uhd 630 stuttering nice

half walrus
lime pivot
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when I say old I mean bought it in 2014

half walrus
lime pivot
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usb3 gigabit @half walrus

primal perch
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well yea thats why i dont use it

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1 its capped at 120hz

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and 2 cant run any game except minecraft basically

half walrus
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that one r&m skit was so beautiful for explaining

lime pivot
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last year it stopped working so I ripped it open and reseated the other end of the USB connector

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then realised I didn’t need to rip it open I just missed some screws

half walrus
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how common the "how was i ever ok with this" feeling is with older tech

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my windows VM graphics are running at GeForce 480 speeds

primal perch
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id use a potato gpu on macos if it was convenient all i wanna do is run xcode pretty much

half walrus
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i used to think that thing was blazing fast

half walrus
primal perch
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but switching cables and bios profile each boot isnt

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yep ive tried it

undone nest
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just buy a kepler gpu

half walrus
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which'll swap to igpu

undone nest
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theyre still pretty decent

half walrus
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that's what coolstar did with their yoga 720

undone nest
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and have native support

primal perch
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if i can make it work without changing bios every boot yea thatd be great

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but all clover can do iirc is just disable the dgpu without using the igpu when my bios expects a pcie gpu

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so its just black

half walrus
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RX 580 gets me 80 FPS @ 1080x60hz (w/ dual monitors) in minecraft with full volumetric lighting on ultra

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its a hell of a card

lime pivot
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I wouldn’t buy Nvidia anything for hackintosh now

primal perch
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it is but i like my rtx 3070

lime pivot
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we’re like this close to Apple finally killing off their last Nvidia Mac

undone nest
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please dont use clover

half walrus
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I wouldn’t buy Nvidia anything for hackintosh now

undone nest
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opencore is so much better

lime pivot
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true

half walrus
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thank you <3

undone nest
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as someone who has used both

lime pivot
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the last Nvidia Mac standing is the MacBook Pro 2014

primal perch
undone nest
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clover is slow as fuck and injects kexts in a horrible way

primal perch
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so

lime pivot
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they also killed off my beloved 2013 iMac with the world’s most potato base model GPU better known as the GT 755M

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with big sur

primal perch
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F

half walrus
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wanna know why i don't use opencore 😛

lime pivot
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still can upgrade to it by patching the installer, no OS patches needed and you don’t even have to disable SIP or sealed system volume, dumb it’s discontinued when it literally works 100%

half walrus
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its purely spite at this point

primal perch
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like i said earlier as good asthe 580 sounds its not as much gpu horsepower as i like using and my last 2 amd cards were a huge pain in the ass so i either deal with igpu woes or get a real mac

half walrus
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yeah man let me spend another month trying to get my PC to have a bootable OS bc someone likes a different horribly coded project

lime pivot
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but I’m worried once the 2014 MBP is discontinued, all Nvidia support will be removed from macOS

primal perch
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probably

undone nest
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im serious though

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ive used clover before

half walrus
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so am i

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so have i

lime pivot
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so Apple can finally absolve themselves of any interest with their most hated former partner

primal perch
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they just killed off the perfectly fine gt 755m like you said so theyll happily axe the rest

undone nest
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the difference is very noticable

half walrus
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@undone nest switch to dragon please

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i know you may be used to, like, and have integrated theos into your everyday workflow

primal perch
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see that was a good joke

half walrus
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and uprooting your entire system because i like my tool more seems like a big thing to ask

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but the difference is very noticable

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trust me, i've used theos

primal perch
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😂

undone nest
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so you just dont want to reinstall?

half walrus
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3 operating systems?

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one of those being windows?

undone nest
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oh you use clover as a normal bootloader

half walrus
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as compared to?

undone nest
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in my case its on a drive where it only boots macOS

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and windows boots off of its own shit

half walrus
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so does mine

lime pivot
half walrus
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i just copied the windows bootloader onto my clover efi as well

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so i don't have to jump into bios

lime pivot
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man hackintoshing was cool and all but I really don't know how many fucks I can give to chase every individual open and closed source project I'm depending on to figure out whether it'll work after I install this update

undone nest
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i just boot windows by default and if i need mac i f11 and select my ssd

half walrus
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because installing windows to a shared drive is absurdly difficult

lime pivot
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and cranking out the macos installer usb again if it turns out something doesn't work

undone nest
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yes fuck windows

half walrus
undone nest
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if it shares its efi with anything prepare to be fucked with every update

half walrus
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ezpz dual boot

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i'd take a screenshot bc my GUI is clean as fuck but its sorta preboot

undone nest
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i can also just boot windows from opencore

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my gui looks like the macos boot selection thing

half walrus
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i'm assuming so given its a clone of clover

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doubt clover has any features opencore doesnt

lime pivot
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what is the appeal of opencore?

half walrus
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dragon

undone nest
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its faster

half walrus
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analogy works perfectly there

primal perch
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its faster and injects the right way™️

undone nest
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and sip works

half walrus
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literal perfect analogy

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lol

lime pivot
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ok so nothing meaningful, got it

primal perch
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so it says

lime pivot
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lmao sorry @half walrus dragon is the best 💚

primal perch
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as you might expect its probably a bit more unstable and easy to break

undone nest
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to be honest clover is painfully slow

half walrus
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i mean just holy shit what a perfect analogy lol

undone nest
half walrus
#

.

lime pivot
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but I don't respect tribalism when it's like something I interface with for a few seconds on the rare occasion I reboot

primal perch
#

fr

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like who the fuck cares clover works bro

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when it doesnt then opencore can get all the praise

half walrus
#

it wasn't tribalism till i the opencore stans got more annoying than arch stans

lime pivot
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it's something really different if it's a build system and it's gonna give me my build those few seconds quicker, like, that can make me way more productive and that's super meaningful

primal perch
#

@lethal kayak true

lime pivot
#

I could also make an analogy to how fucking slow webpack is here lmao

primal perch
#

pink floyd on tidal

lethal kayak
#

true

half walrus
#

like imagine if i actively told people to switch to my tool and gave them genuine shit if they didnt

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and my tool also required uninstalling theos

lime pivot
#

I undid moving all my build stuff to webpack cause my gulp pipelines take like not even a second to compile thousands of lines of typescript and scss

half walrus
#

and its even worse than distro wars

primal perch
half walrus
#

you cant even have distrowars if your bootloader doesn't work

primal perch
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although i could never get my igpu to work as well as i wanted with opencore

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with clover it was easy

lime pivot
#

thank god at least all distros use GRUB so you aren't gonna be boned because someone didn't test Gentoo on your exact setup and oops turns out it crashes

half walrus
undone nest
#

to be honest opencore is a complete pain to set up and update

half walrus
#

straight up not going to touch it

undone nest
#

yea i was about to say

half walrus
#

configurator is a godsend

undone nest
#

clover configurator was nice

lime pivot
#

I know it stands for GRand Unified Bootloader but I choose to believe anything starting with G stands for GNU

#

GNU Rub

half walrus
#

and i will deal with any shit clover throws at me

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bc at least debugging it will be nice

lime pivot
#

I hate that app but I mean, at least it does everything

half walrus
#

except for a configurator specific bug i dealt with for

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over 4 months

#

lol

#

i don't understand how i went that long not realizing

lime pivot
#

except for AMD connector patches where it just gives you a ginormous textbox to paste your hex find and replace values

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had to tediously write a connector patch for myself by hand once

half walrus
#

i had to change my smbios every time i booted from inside the bootloader or macos wouldn't boot

lime pivot
#

you take a default config for the ports (as in HDMI/DP/etc) built into macOS and then modify it to the exact ports you see under Windows (eg DVI on port 0, HDMI on port 1, etc)

half walrus
#

at first i thought it was because i needed to change the smbios to the updated value in my clover.plist

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and i was being lazy

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then, i finally did after a few months

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and suddenly i had to change it from 10,7 to 10,6 (cant remember if its 10, its the mac pro one)

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had a brain fart at some point, it was a formatting issue in the plist

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one parser could read it, the important one couldn't

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editing the smbios overwrote the bad character and the value didn't actually matter lol

lethal kayak
#

i setup opencore because clover was affecting my boot times severely

lime pivot
#

hah

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god

half walrus
#

i don't boot enough to have

lime pivot
#

you're reminding me that clover's plist parser doesn't support comments

half walrus
#

even ever considered what my boot times are

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hm

lime pivot
#

I forgot that on multiple occasions

primal perch
#

i shutdown like 3 times a day but still dont really care

half walrus
#
  • time to get up and do things
lime pivot
#

and wondered why my whole config got so fucked when I commented out a certain thing

primal perch
#

gives me more time to check reddit again i guess

half walrus
#

know what i miss from theos?

narrow mason
primal perch
#

WTF

lime pivot
#

spent hours before realising it was just that <!-- --> is no bueno

half walrus
#

used to be able to grab a coffee while theos built HomePlus

lime pivot
#

so it was just going whatever I won't tell you there was a parsing failure, I'll just silently use the defaults

half walrus
#

3 minutes near the end there lol

primal perch
#

to be fair i think that was a gnu make thing

#

theos is way faster now

half walrus
#

now it fucking installs before i even realize w/ dragon

lime pivot
#

nah krit knows about all that

primal perch
#

still a bit slower than dragon probably but not nearly as big

#

unless u literally got like 500 .m files

half walrus
#

i'm aware of the make issue however it's not as big of a jump as i had expected

primal perch
#

and a lower tier cpu

half walrus
#

big projects are where make 4 makes a difference

#

it

lime pivot
#

it can look even slower visually because it does output buffering to ensure you don't get terminal vomit if multiple instances of clang generate build output at once

half walrus
#

the entire project is in the buildfile, it's doing far far far more than 'building' in the sense of what a 'build' file should handle

lime pivot
#

but like, that bit of it is pretty fast (still no idea if make is slow at multithreading tbh but it seems fine), issue is startup stuff theos does

half walrus
#

so any bit of optimization related to multi-core is immediately shat on by being interwoven with logic in a scripting language not designed to be fast

lime pivot
#

some of it being calling out to perl like 50 times because make is bad at numeric stuff

primal perch
#

logos.s

half walrus
#

not crapping on any current maintainers but its just bad design from the start

lime pivot
#

like testing if the SDK is 14.0 so I can add flags that iOS 14 SDKs need or some shit

half walrus
#

and the progressively worse way things have gotten is the predictable result

lime pivot
#

yeah you're not wrong

#

I feel like nowadays, make exists just as an easy option for basic projects, and the legacy/most compatible option

#

and for Linux because it still uses make for unknown reasons

half walrus
#

its bash with built in multithreading

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and worse syntax

lime pivot
#

lmao basically

#

it seems built around what sh was capable of plus a few extra string handling goodiea

half walrus
#

i need better metrics on build system design cuz what i'm blabbing is my opinionated idea for how a good build system works

primal perch
#

meanwhile i just dont care about my build system nor can i make myself care

#

just seems boring to me

lime pivot
#

though not enough to do things like "tell me if 13.7 is a bigger number than 14.0" without also seeing "9.3" and going "yep that's definitely a bigger number than 13.7"

primal perch
#

i just like writing le c

half walrus
#

but ppl who do care about them do

primal perch
#

i mean sure i wasnt trying to bash you

half walrus
#

no no i'm not bashing you

primal perch
#

no pun intended

half walrus
#

its just neat to think

#

like

lime pivot
#

"don't give a shit just want my code to build" is kinda what make was built for it seems

primal perch
#

true

half walrus
#

every tool you use someone was super passionate about

primal perch
#

hence why i use make

lime pivot
#

feels like it just kept growing with features people needed until we got the monstrosity we have today

half walrus
#

and like how much i care about build systems is how much someone cares about emulators

primal perch
#

true

#

people take for granted the amount of effort put into those tools

#

i think is what youre trying to get across

half walrus
#

and i get to enjoy some pretty fuckin cool stuff for free, just cuz some guy really really gives a shit

#

not even take for granted really, i don't think most people expect anything from it

lime pivot
#

I do wish someone would put some money into really modernising make, but it seems like a lost cause at this point

#

it's yet another GNU project that feels out of touch just like rms, yay!

half walrus
#

just need to look at stuff and say 'some nerd cares way too much about the specifics related to this tool'

#

i found this paragraph in the nginx docs on an obscure feature that was straight up bashing apache for doing some really obscure thing in an inefficient way

primal perch
half walrus
#

and just thought

#

"o thats me yelling at uro"

lime pivot
#

at this point it feels like Theos could kick ass if it could just be a nice wrapper on top of SPM, but that feels way too cursed

#

also SPM doesn't even support C/C++/ObjC

#

because apparently calling out to clang is too hard

#

and 100% of SPM projects will be 100% Swift codebases

primal perch
#

hey well good thing theres some people really hyped about improving a c compiler optimization feature by 0.1%

lime pivot
#

because we live in utopia where whatever I feel like implementing is the truth and everything else is wrong

primal perch
#

we can all reap the computational performance benefits

half walrus
#

exactly

#

someone's nerdy about something nobody cares about and we get better shit all around bc of it

#

except make

#

nobody cares about make

#

as it seems

lime pivot
#

I remember when Apple kept trying to tell us Swift is fast!!!! rewrite all your code in Swift it'll go faster!!!

primal perch
#

probably true but wheres the pointers

half walrus
#

probably bc its hard to fix make without copying what google did to fix make tho

primal perch
#

and dont mention the UnsignedUint8PtrUnsafe whatever

lime pivot
#

meanwhile, 2021: 100% of binaries built for iOS/macOS continue to be written with ObjC bridging, even when using SwiftUI or no GUI at all

half walrus
#

cuz my original goal was to fix make or create an alternative

#

but google beat me to it

primal perch
#

well i cant really imagine making a cli swift app. like why really

#

might as well use python or take full advantage of c

lime pivot
#

love when Swift tries to create the illusion that a func only gets exposed to ObjC if I specifically put the @objc flag on it, while I subclass viewDidLoad and layoutSubviews and implement ObjC protocols and call thousands of UIKit APIs

faint timber
#

tfw you update iOS so you have to re-find all your iBoot patches Angerycry

primal perch
#

lol

half walrus
#

and all of my design philosophy i yell about w/ building shit comes from the ninja team's consensus and metrics on how a buildsystem functions

half walrus
primal perch
#

the fun thing about objc is bin patching. you can just do method relative patches and thus you need to change them way less frequently

faint timber
#

my dumbass had a fuckup so I had to restore

half walrus
#

and i'm incredibly hesitant to try and pick up the torch on yet another theos rewrite, branded as a theos rewrite, bc ppl are kind of allergic to contributing to my projects

#

and that could then end up hurting the chance of an official one

#

:p

lime pivot
faint timber
#

no one:

apple:

TOCTOU

half walrus
#

otherwise i'd stfu and fix it

lime pivot
#

not committing to calling it deprecated anytime soon lmao

#

cause idk I need to think about where to go next

half walrus
#

ppl are kind of allergic to contributing to my projects

#

which

#

that's not really the issue rn

#

issue rn is i dont have a base

#

someone sneezes rn and they file an issue for theos

lime pivot
#

move it to the theos org and it'll accumulate hundreds of issues over stupid problems with the occasional really good find

half walrus
#

my shit bricks their system and i dont hear a peep about it

lime pivot
#

and people sending PRs making major changes without discussing it first

half walrus
#

just "oh yeah it didn't work so i uninstalled it"

primal perch
#

well yea because their system is b ricked

#

now they cant message you

half walrus
#

shut

lime pivot
#

or testing it properly or understanding why it was implemented that way

half walrus
#

i read those theos issues so i can ask myself what less attentive users need to not have that problem

lime pivot
#

definitely plenty of them can be addressed by better docs

half walrus
#

which has led to people here complaining about the fact that my build system is making things far too easy

#

why the fuck is that a concern

lime pivot
#

some are just people who seemingly don't want to help themselves by reading the error message and using google dot com

half walrus
#

why is 'making things easy' a fucking problem with building software

#

sigh

undone nest
#

someone should just make a programming language where the catch automatically googles the error

lime pivot
#

would love to never have to explain basic concepts of preprocess-compile-link build systems ever again of course

primal perch
#

theres probably a python fork of that

#

ngl

half walrus
#

like you wanna make learning tweak dev painfully difficult so "people who don't know what they're doing dont get involved"

#

like that's not a huge fuckin issue w/ this community

#

is that users dont know jack shit about tweak dev

lime pivot
#

but sometimes you do need to explain it in a way that relates to them so they get why the solution is the solution

primal perch
#

i kinda want to write one

#

if i do the first 3 pages will be learn objective c in big red bold text

lime pivot
#

problem I do see is that tweak devs are very bad at documenting anything they do

half walrus
#

'opinion'

#

on ppl saying that

lime pivot
#

some people like @robust radish went out of their way to write good docs on APIs they used, even in paid tweaks

primal perch
#

what opinion though its just a fact

half walrus
#

how do you learn objc

#

writing apps

primal perch
#

obviously ill just link people to the tutorial

#

and say you need to read it

lime pivot
#

his docs on springboard app contexts are still on dev wiki mostly untouched since nobody's cared enough to update them since like iOS 9 😕

primal perch
#

it really cant be any easier than the 24 day one tbh

lime pivot
#

most of that is out of date now

half walrus
#

so what if the person couldn't give 2 fucks about writing apps

#

so they're gonna do it because they were forced to and learn absolutely nothing

robust radish
lime pivot
#

you could likely connect the dots and write your own OSExperience in a few days using those docs

half walrus
#

writing tweaks is how a lot of people including myself learn objective c

lime pivot
#

(which… is what ethan did lol)

half walrus
#

i have absolutely no interest in apps

#

the only app projects i ever open are jailbreaks

primal perch
#

same it but its not a way id recommend

#

especially because the only support group will shit on you for it

half walrus
#

it was painful and ^

#

but i wouldn't have ever learned it had i not done that

lime pivot
#

man I only really felt like I started learning objc when I was going around googling shit trying to work out how the fuck I tell what UIAlertView button was tapped

primal perch
#

i think the 24 day tutorial is really a good intro tbh and yes ive actually read some of it

half walrus
#

i would've just stuck with java

primal perch
#

maybe

half walrus
#

along with many others

#

and it felt nice yelling at certain people in the channel a year later over how i got treated starting out in this channel lol

lime pivot
#

I mean I had zero app dev experience except for some dumb visual basic shit (because what dev hasn't tried visual basic in their lifetime) so this whole concept of delegates was perplexing

primal perch
#

the introduction of the uhh emote certainly hasnt helped

half walrus
#

nep should not be a more welcoming and helpful individual than #development as a whole

primal perch
#

idk why but uhh is very condescending

lime pivot
#

you mean I can't just double click the button and have it automatically generate an OkButton_Click() function?!?!?

primal perch
#

even in a context not meant for it

#

it stares into your soul

half walrus
#

i mean absolutely be condescending lol

lime pivot
half walrus
#

just help in the same breath

lime pivot
#

HD :uhh: only available on chariz Chariz

primal perch
half walrus
#

remind ppl that they suck and their code sucks

#

but also fix it or ur just being a dick

primal perch
#

hd uhh

lime pivot
#

hduhh

#

Full HD 1080p

primal perch
#

pretty good results for running it through a AI 2X upscaler twice tho

lime pivot
#

I think I stole that from someone who redrew it from scratch

primal perch
lime pivot
#

don't steal art kids

half walrus
#

i get more annoyed with ppl in this channel at times than the complete idiots that stumble in here and ask questions that make me fear leaving the house

primal perch
#

damn that looks fresh

#

same thing but with the one you posted

half walrus
#

but i was an ass 2 years ago so im not allowed to complain about that uhh

lime pivot
#

I think it's gotten better because jb dev is considerably more accessible

half walrus
#

home

half walrus
#

hopefully swift joins that club too

lime pivot
#

there's no more neckbeard IRC shit with a janky af web IRC client that disconnects when you switch mobile safari tabs or shitty native IRC clients that are like $4 and still disconnect when you switch away for 2 minutes

half walrus
#

nothing makes me feel more like a developer than neckbeard IRC shit

lime pivot
#

theos at least now tells you how to install it properly rather than being some random set of cobbled together instructions

half walrus
#

.

primal perch
#

nothing makes me feel more like a developer than using microsofts own command set on cmd.exe

lime pivot
#

usually associated with zips of some guy's theos setup that's like 200 commits behind and has patches he hasn't explained the purpose of

half walrus
#

did it get improved much any @ kirb

lime pivot
#

well

half walrus
#

from when i used theos

#

bc then it

lime pivot
#

well since then no

half walrus
#

leaves some to be desired

lime pivot
#

since the start of the decade yes

half walrus
#

(from the perspective of someone obsessed with the topic though)

#

gotta remind myself nobody else cares as much as i do lol

primal perch
#

someone probably does

#

but the odds of them caring that much and doing jb dev are low

lime pivot
#

I mean it was abandoned by like 2013 with 2 fatal issues

  1. arm64 happened, and Theos would go "fuck is an arm64" and terminate if you ran it on your new iPhone 5s
  2. one of the last commits DHowett did was very broken with multi-arch compilation, so people had like 5 different ways of disabling that broken logic
half walrus
#

unsure if this applies to theos but i was able to remove dependency on filesystem location and environment variables entirely by replacing $DRAGONBUILD with this

#

regardless of how it got called this'll find the location of itself

lime pivot
#

bonus 3. everyone was cobbling together a master repo of headers and dylibs needed for linking, plus for non-Mac users you'd download toolchains and SDKs from some sketchy dude's site who promises this zip of hundreds of mach-o's is definitely legit

half walrus
lime pivot
#

I already had a headers repo and that became the official Theos headers repo kinda by accident

#

well my fork of Theos became the official Theos by accident

half walrus
lime pivot
#

notice kirb not theos

half walrus
#

like that's literally how it currently is

#

the dude is just sbingner

primal perch
#

young kirb

half walrus
#

or coolstar

lime pivot
#

DHowett literally just went "hey do you want to take over maintaining theos" and gave me the keys to the repo PikachuDab

half walrus
#

m

#

shouldn't have told me that

lime pivot
#

lolll

#

why

half walrus
#

bc now i know u were the one who didn't burn it down when it should've been cast into the volcano

primal perch
#

shouldnt have killed golum earlier

lime pivot
#

it was like, not expected, I figured it was still "his baby" and he'd never give up ownership

lime pivot
primal perch
#

idk how its even spelled now probably golum

lime pivot
#

I was so oblivious to how many things were bad about it back then

half walrus
#

like i mean props for seeing the codebase and saying

#

"sure"

#

and then following through

lime pivot
#

I had literally no clue the -j flag exists and that it makes compiles go brrr

half walrus
#

i've made multiple attempts to contribute to theos

primal perch
#

thats nice

half walrus
#

each ends with me just yelling in this channel

lime pivot
#

I mean my devices at the time were an iPhone 5 (dual-core), iPad 1 (single-core), and an i3 laptop (dual-core)

#

so an almost-2x boost was a bit like eh

half walrus
#

bc i theorise "how could i do this", go to do it, and every time i underestimate just how

lime pivot
#

now I'm on 16 cores and that's very much not like eh

half walrus
#

unbelievable it is

lime pivot
half walrus
#

i stole that

lime pivot
#

funny thing @half walrus

#

see there's a documentation dir in that repo?!

half walrus
#

i have not looked

#

likely assumed it was empty

primal perch
#

i was about to say what documentation dir

#

because i was on mainline

#

lmao

lime pivot
#

it has something in it

#

idk why we removed it

#

I mean I hate that xml syntax so much but I'd be able to translate it to markdown with a bit of regex

half walrus
#

painful to keep updated im guessing

lime pivot
#

yeah I mean

#

could really do with some

#

…no

#

A LOT

#

of love

primal perch
#

wow dhowett is the main contributor to the new microsoft terminal

half walrus
#

of all people why was i the one who had to polish that

primal perch
#

very cool

half walrus
#

i hate bitching and not doing and that was a thing i could actually do so i tried to fix up the docs there a little bit

lime pivot
half walrus
#

i would

#

really like an alternative to the dev wiki to exist at this point though

lime pivot
#

the disaster project where they spent countless manhours implementing the entire iOS SDK API surface using Windows RT/Metro APIs

half walrus
#

given the site administrator left the community after leaving us the project i so dearly love 'theos'

lime pivot
#

last I remember, they only got as far as implementing all of iOS 3.2 API

primal perch
half walrus
#

lowkey wish i could just buy the site from him

lime pivot
#

and sufficient amounts of newer APIs that helped most apps at least be somewhat portable in the way of being littered with thousands of #ifdef WINDOWS everywhere

half walrus
#

reported an issue with an exact set of instructions and code for how to fix the issue

#

twice

#

told twice it'd be done the next day

half walrus
#

nada

lime pivot
#

I'm still really really wishing for MediaWiki to wake tf up and just switch to Markdown like the rest of the world

#

or

half walrus
#

and its hard for me to want to contribute to a wiki knowing the owner left the community an era ago and doesn't care about it whatsoever

#

:|

lime pivot
#

at least not make MediaWiki feel like a clunky program a few dudes wrote from the ground up back in like 2006 and have just been making minor improvements to since

half walrus
lime pivot
#

yeah but it should be native

primal perch
#

Dated and even somewhat clunky isn’t always bad though

lime pivot
#

and (probably pushing my luck with a project as clunky as MediaWiki) the default wiki syntax

half walrus
#

it's incredibly easy to install the extension

primal perch
#

It beats a half implemented modern Alternative

half walrus
#

but yet again, the admin abandoned the site

lime pivot
#

I had to set up a test mediawiki install a few years ago and found it amusing that they now ship it with multiple community-built extensions

primal perch
#

@narrow mason

lime pivot
#

instead of integrating them as first-class features, they just shoved in existing projects and called it a day

narrow mason
#

`

half walrus
#

so if anyone wants dark mode you're stuck with my own extension for the site or some global darkmode shit

#

even though

narrow mason
#

i killed shmoo and no one cares

twilit jungle
narrow mason
#

dgh0st literally just killed me

lime pivot
#

see, I have some power over iPhone Wiki because geohot one day decided I should be admin for some reason

half walrus
#

i wrote him an entire css sheet for darkmode at request after adding a theme was too much

#

and he didn't even implement that

narrow mason
#

hmm today capt will friend request t

lime pivot
#

I can stick fun shit in MediaWiki:Vector.css and .js

half walrus
#

and when that was too much for him to do, i sent him a singular config toggle

#

:)

narrow mason
#

wait

#

does he really

#

do it

#

that often

#

troi

#

truwe

#

true

half walrus
#

been more than 6 months, still nothing aside from an "i'll get that taken care of tomorrow"

narrow mason
#

sounds like me in college

lime pivot
half walrus
#

so why contribute

lime pivot
#

luck and authority just falling in your lap even though you didn't earn it

narrow mason
#

hmm

#

how do i get that

half walrus
#

sweat your ass off and expect nothing

lime pivot
#

"tomorrow" in programmer speak means "never please go away"

half walrus
#

and you'll end up pleasantly surprised or exactly where you expected

narrow mason
#

hmmm

half walrus
#

n dont ask for anything until people audibly wonder why you haven't gotten that thing yet

#

.

narrow mason
#

hmm i think i will do the exact opposite

half walrus
#

alternatively u can just do something 10x better than the current person in charge could n make them look like an idiot if they dont pick u up

#

how to get on monstercat team 101

#

damn wait

#

yeah, from when i was on the mod team there

#

i'm the only person still on the mod team

lime pivot
#

stupid useless drama in the javascript community

#

over date handling libraries

#

I love it

half walrus
#

unironically love that

undone nest
#

LMAOOOO

lime pivot
#

mind you date-fns is the one everyone drools over because it's the most minimal of them all

half walrus
#

whole 'someone cares way too much about some specific thing'

#

we all got that thing

#

n be passionate about it bc it'll benifit everyone

lime pivot
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it's like if I told krit to gfy and blocked everywhere because she made a post about why dragon is better than theos

half walrus
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and everyone will tell u to stfu bc nobody cares about the ideal philosophy for structuring a build system

half walrus
lime pivot
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ya true lmao

half walrus
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reminds me of sbingner and coolstar discussing advantages of their hooking libraries

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esp when it comes down to implementation details

lime pivot
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I didn't even think date-fns had any drama

narrow mason
undone nest
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except hooking libraries are a bit more complicated than a date library

lime pivot
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everyone just disliked how momentjs wasn't compatible with tree-shaking (only compiling in the functions you use)

undone nest
lime pivot
half walrus
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like literally nobody knows what the fuck 'leaks pages' means in the context of substrate alternatives

narrow mason
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its the turtle man

half walrus
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other than 'leak' sounds bad

narrow mason
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with bruises all over his body

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mfers in fight club

half walrus
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so when i'm told substrate alternatives 'leak pages'

lime pivot
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man his left hand was like, completely blue

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and when asked he was like idk it's fine don't worry about it

half walrus
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i clic shit run

narrow mason
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hes like "im blue da ba dee da ba da"

half walrus
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n man

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nobody gave a shit about bootstraps

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not a single soul

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till hayden came around and gave a lot of shits

narrow mason
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that made me remember just now

half walrus
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i still dont give a shit but others very much do now

lime pivot
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I think like, 3 people cared because they wanted a few updated packages and saurik just never updated anything

narrow mason
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like i saw a tweet the other day from uhh litten i think

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about “why are some tweaks paid but jailbreaks are free” that’s like

half walrus
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lol

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i saw that

narrow mason
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not really a good argument

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at all

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thats like saying

half walrus
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i meant to bap her for that

narrow mason
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uhh

lime pivot
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so ok Electra bootstrap appeared with some but not all of an up-to-date bootstrap

narrow mason
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idk but still

half walrus
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'why is ios free but apps are paid

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that's what that's like saying

narrow mason
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i was gonna say windows

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but i rememvered

lime pivot
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Sam was like I can do better and forked Telesphoreo to make Telesphoreo But 64-bit And Not Severely Out Of Date

half walrus
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i meant windows

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but typed ios

lime pivot
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then everyone wanted to 1-up each other on stupid details

narrow mason
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Good enough but yeah

half walrus
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they're both just as free

narrow mason
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Like hmm litten

half walrus
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you ever paid for windows?

narrow mason
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I wonder why

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I no

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No

half walrus
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fairly sure i'm the only retard here who has

undone nest
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lmao true

lime pivot
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I don’t know how much I trust it, but Elu was supposedly not originally intended for uncover

narrow mason
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wait technically

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I have

lime pivot
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uncover wasn’t even conceived yet

narrow mason
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I bought surface pro

half walrus
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that twitter hot take was clearly from someone who's does tweak dev entirely for clout

lime pivot
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it was just some extra missing packages so you could have a dev environment with perl and make and clang and all that on Electra

half walrus
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which is what i did for a year

valid venture
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homebrew on iOS when

lime pivot
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never

narrow mason
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I don’t know of their work

lime pivot
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stop

half walrus
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but man, don't come at the rest of the developers because all you care about is being popular

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fuck that

lime pivot
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seek help

narrow mason
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It is not something i care enough to put in my repo list

half walrus
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you dont care about users or their wallets, you just want to feel like you're a better person than everyone else who sells paid stuff

valid venture
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it’s the perfect idea, homebrew maintains the arm64 packages, ez ports and happy users

narrow mason
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Guys my stuff is free because i love each and every one of you😳🥰🥰🥰

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🥰🥰😳

half walrus
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if homebrew ever comes to ios i will

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idk what i'm gonna do if homebrew comes to ios

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i have borderline malware

lime pivot
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keep Mike McQuaid as far away from this community as possible

half walrus
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i will use it

narrow mason
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I will

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idk

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I will make all my tweaks free

valid venture
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I’m waiting for someone to figure M1 on qemu and that’s should be easier to do

narrow mason
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For one second

half walrus
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i will brick any device that installs it

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fuck you you've lost phone privileges

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hope u don't need to call an ambulance after i steal your kneecaps