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l
sounds like substitute 
I still get partial good boy points for being partially open source, right??
lmao
I’m like this close to dying because I really need to sleep but this unification garbage
man dont even mention "patches to substrate were approved by original author"
gtfo with that
and that got spun into a whole issue because they needed to make people think electra was awful for patching substrate
pros of u0:
• person who actually wrote it is friends with some boomer
boohoo saurik no give thumbs up 
saurik refuses to update his project after killing every other project
then fuckin whines when someone else does it for em
Sauerkraut
then shows he's spineless by giving someone else permission to do the exact same thing
if ur gonna make up something to start shit about at least be consistent
cycript moment 
hmm pizza or nothing for dinner
death tbh
I’m fairly annoyed that in the washington post interview he did recently, he said if he wins his case he’ll be returning to running cydia full time again
Bitch if i could j would
jules what timezone are you
we both know he won’t
It really do be a decision between pizza or nothing tonight lol. @tepid olive CST
Oh okay
honestly all things considered there’s no shortage of drama, but it’s at least drama you can ignore
jerry is still ballin so we technically good even if saurik comes
We should train an AI to generate saurik essays
zebra is probably the future of the “modern” package managers
I really really do not need saurik back if he’s going to be my competition and he hates me anyway
I did not

because saurik’s is never gonna get any better he’s just gonna keep bandied fixing it
i'll stfu and support him for the apple lawsuit
Oh
he has the best case i've heard yet
can’t wait for Cydia 1.1.69 which still looks like iOS 7 design shoehorned onto iOS 2 design because “it looks better and people don’t complain if you just make your app look native”
jules drop your address I'll be there
i could give two shits whether he stands by any promises
4728 West Mist Dr.
it doesn’t look native it just looks like you abused the fuck out of table views lmao
yet ironically its still the most consistent out of all the package managers
bring the cats
zebra and sileo focus more on form
👍Rounding them up now😎
but have random issues and its just 
i think we all need to kinda suck it up and maybe rally on the best shot we're ever going to get at an alternative to sideloading
just
ok r/apple user
can agree that at least Cydia works and being basically never worked on except like once a year by Sam to fix a dealbreaker bug, its bugs/features are well-understood and the ecosystem around it is stable as a result
is that your emulator?
yea
he's not lying to us though
running pokemon red
wtf😳😳
just the general public
wait
nobody here is under the illusion that'll happen
wow
and i really hope it doesn't, he needs to gtfo of the community
true
but Apple cut off my legitimate business by checks notes patching the security flaws it relies on to bypass system security restrictions!
👏
What wacky ass arch is gameboy
thanks
z80
its an amalgamation of z80 and the intel 8086
ish
mostly z80
wtf is that lol
yea
pizza
z80
i think the point is that that was required in the first place
it’s z80
Still trying to decide

1980s nonsense
it’s like 8086 but fucked
70s even
to even put apps on a phone we had to do that from the start
and we had apps on phones before apple did
zoomboi
but they took over and monopolized it
me and scoob wrote most of it a while back but ive just been crunching out issues slowly over the past year
like yeah he can make a point about Cydia offering packages Apple would never want on a store they run for liability reasons, but that’s not what he said
oh
@narrow mason do you put pineapple on your pizza
I’ll eat it but i wont order it as a topping myself
and have made a damn tradition of continuously stealing ideas from this community while simultaneously vilifying us constantly
i trusted you shmoo
i have a set pizza i eat
what the fuck
you can yea
Shmoo poo
its written using sdl and c
so yeah fuck saurik, but i'll back him up on this one specific thing
if Apple needs to cater to the 99% and that means the 1% of enthusiasts like us miss out sometimes, well that’s a reasonable compromise but there should be someone who can serve that 1%
leak ingredients
Pepperoni mushroom and bacon
STOP
Ew mushroom
Wymm
it wouldn't be 99:1 if they didn't curb the entire market though
Why stop
gross mushroom
no the stop was for shmoo
Good
which I hope is where his case will lead into, that nobody is able to serve the market Apple doesn’t care about without pwning their phone
oh
Lol
i will massively murder him someday
Mushroom come from earth and earth good so mushroom good
and he does also bring up ethical problems such as China asking Apple to please pull apps they don’t like
dont give us shit
initially yea because its all guessing
we're the ones writing half of the shit "99% of users" love about ios
weneta #kirb-and-krit-backroom for these constructive conversations in the swamp of our nonsense lol
and you have to pray to shit it loads eventually
I deleted #developer-backroom
coughcough if only there were a backroom
dev backroom is the onlyfans of rjb
wtf
and it’s unfortunately very likely AAPL will nosedive if they announce they’re getting out of China entirely due to ethical issues
oh yea i open sourced it on my other account
Dev backroom is literally just me shouting slurs
so they’ll never do it
my fp part of my disassembler is around 6 or 7k lines of c
so #development but with cat pictures (rumored)
everyone getting rich on AAPL doesn’t exactly give two fucks about ethical issues in China
(Rumored)
It's exactly that
I know you'd love those pics also
can confirm
Ban shmoo!
is bad
Wtf scoob leak
oh no no
it's a shame you can't see them 
theres also cock
shmoo’s cats are the best
true
yes
Sorry krit no cats out of backroom
leo
no cocks
too bad you aren’t pro enough to be an advanced developer
😎😎😈
too bad
tbf
yea you need to shitpost more
become a color dev for backroom access
I respect the pink username more than orange tbf 🤷♀️
it is difficult to make the case i deserve it
jules did it
but nep had it
at least I can slightly identify who I’m talking to at a glance
as i have learned
old drama
four letter person starting with k and containing an i and r
I've been waiting like when is krit gonna gain access to my cat pics
they made it so only dev gets filter bypass here
is why i'm back on orange
hah
I see no problem with having a special krit role
cc @shut stag 🙏
You at'ed the man himself
aaron promote krit now
@tepid olive hes only the <@&558709886397972481>
Well then...
JULES
krit plays the role of being krit on the r slash jailbreak discord server

yea
Lmaooo
can we like not call them servers already it pisses me off
jules did the strings come
im not gonna ask the ppl not giving adv dev for reasons to make me a special role bc i'm a special cupcake
jules promote krit now
lol
Shut the fuck ip
nice new cat pics in
give pizza and promote
fuck you jules no mroe cat pics for you
promote krit
imagining a neckbeard hauling a new server into a rack every time someone creates a discord server
FUCK U NO PIZZA
I hereby revoke all cat pics
from backroom
Stfustfustfustfu
Jules make your case

i'll eat a fucking sock if i ever get a staff rank here
straight up blend and eat a sock
My case is ready to present
i'll eat a fucking sock if i ever get a staff rank here
@half walrus
i mean you already did have one krit
Good
and quite a few people know why i can say that confidently
PIRACY REEEEEE
.
So no case
:realization:
not happening again nor should it
don’t you also owe us a shoe eating @half walrus
what 4
i vaguely remember that
can we mix some other clothes in there for good measure?
i feel like i got out on a technicality, i cant remember the subject
no, it was a sock
it's always when i have no free time that i want to work on stuff
I’ll just send you my dirty laundry
and it was about those two states flipping for the election
i will genuinely eat a sock tho for this one bc its not happening
I’ll hold you to your word
Wrong
dont spend too much effort remembering
frost still hasn’t hit me up with his address for those shoes he was planning to eat
i was accidentally given genius apparently
F
how to lose staff 101
aaron wont notice hes too busy moderating reddit
“sorry krit you’re not actually a genius”
i cant think of a worse person to give mod as a joke lol
dev has filter bypass here now
True
every kid’s internal dialogue when they realise what the gifted kids club actually is
f
say n word then
not that filter
L
are we referring to the one for eccentric kids that'll probably flunk out or slow kids that'll probably pass
cuz both of those groups probably need a lot of attention from educators to pass school, but only one of those groups is receptive to it lol
I honestly never properly understood lmao
I think it’s students who seem switched on but aren’t doing well with school work
so they just pull you out of regular classes to do other shit
used to think being in gifted made me special lmfAo
I wouldn’t know, I was told I was being put into “gifted club” in primary school and never heard back, asked weeks later and they were like “we ran out of room”
iirc they let me run the numbers at the end of my senior year while doing some other stuff, and kids in special ed tended to have a higher average gpa across all of them than the average gpa for kids in the gifted program
significantly
can’t decide whether it meant I was one of the first to go after the class size cutoff because I was still doing better than most kids in the class, or because I ranked badly by grades
it is unfortunately much harder to sell administrators on the idea that "gifted" students may need more help than special ed ones to get through school

when the entry barrier for that program is test score percentile + iq percentile
neither of which get you through school alone
my grades were kinda average through high school and I was consistently late on assignments and usually very tired and nobody thought for a moment that maybe I need some kind of help
and struggling to engage those kids early on will absolutely destroy the rest of their schooling
I had to come to the realisation that my sleep issues are actually a mental problem on my own when I was like 20
i should've failed and been flunked out of high school but only got passed bc the teachers felt it would've been a failure on their part to flunk me
which is unfair to everyone else and total bullshit
I do wonder how often teachers tend to grade nicer than they should just because they fear for their own jobs more than they want to help struggling students
obv you can’t do that for multiple choice questions
mother is a teacher so i can tell you more typically its the latter
or that's what they tell themselves at least
otherwise you can totally invent a grading curve in your head that favors your own performance perceived by your managers than the students’ wellbeing
you dont go into that job not caring or at least deluding yourself into caring about kids or teaching enough to essentially dedicate your life to it
are u implying this isn't how it already is
given ur in AUS so it may be different there
but y'all kinda copying us lately so
yeah I mean it’s not exactly a job you do without realising it’s a pita to deal with kids
worse if you’re a public school teacher
big 'oh wow' moment looking back and realizing how much teachers cared about me lol
wish i weren't such a cunt for a majority of my life
schools here are better and it’s more common to go to a private school than public I think
it’s not an offensive joke playing on loop over and over like the US school system
but you can really question people’s motives sometimes when you start wising up to shit that can happen inside teachers’ offices
horrible system made palatable by an underpaid, abused group of people who give a shit
I’ll never forget the receptionist who hated kids despite working in a school though
god bless you Meredith you asshole
lol every school has one
yeah public school where i am is pretty good
then again im in a top 10 education state so thanks rng
i bitched about my school when i was in it but
i wasn't bitching about the right things
still need to go back and yell at the administrators
yeah I mean makes sense if you’re a kid you only see the immediate symptom not the systemic reasons why that symptom occurs
4th gifted teacher (first one that was actually qualified for the job, love her so much) asked me to go to the board w/ some of the stuff i was talking with her about senior year
need to go do that
so instead of thinking “ugh I should just not open shortcut properties to look at the pretty windows 98 icons when the teacher is nearby” I should have thought “ok why are teachers so quick to get me in trouble when they don’t even have the slightest clue what I’m doing and never asked me to explain”
i'd like em to hear about the drug problem from the kid who got popular essentially handing them out to the class for a year
or how bad gifted/special ed was there from someone who was in both
why was I sent to time out before I could explain myself, and then let go immediately after explaining the situation to the time out duty teacher
cuz our school has a massive drug problem but they treat it like this
oh yeah the “school board” / “PTA” is like meaningless here
glhf doing anything about that then
PTA is useless
to the point i have no idea what they even did
they just meet up once a month to chat and complain about how people double park in the dropoff/pickup bays sometimes
school board controls everything
unelected administrators in charge of an entire group of people paid less than them to do more than a doctor does

I’m still fairly certain I’ve been misdiagnosed and am taking expensive medication that doesn’t do much
not gonna pretend i know more than doctors
when i know my mentally fucked self couldn't make it through a fourth of their schooling
they can have that dub lol
because nobody wants to listen to me finish my sentences they just want to prescribe and get me tf out so they see the next patient
get a psychiatrist
L
Learn about DSM–5, the standard classification of mental disorders used by mental health professionals in the U.S.
although
yeah no worries I’ll just stay mentally broken for another half a year 🙃🙃🙃
that's dangerous to do so big grain of salt with that suggestion
oh i have a copy of the dsm 5 if you need
libgenio should as well
it’s a wonderful read
dangerous to self diagnose
is this the Big Book Of How To Psychiatrist?
however it can be difficult to understand thoughts in your own head in a describable way without also knowing the right words

big book of diagnosing urself with a mental disorder if we're being real
I mean unfortunately this does show a weakness of having somewhat-free healthcare especially for mental health services
it’s the american variant of it yeah
Gn
europeans go with the icd-10
counterpoint being nobody knows you better than you
countercounterpoint being distancing yourself from your thoughts is very difficult
government announced they’ll cover 7 visits instead of the 5 it’s been forever and I guess they all got swamped with new customers
glhf w/o shrooms on that one
gn
gn
gn
tried to stay well away from drugs
not a bad idea
pretty sure parents would disown me for it lmao but not because of that
same
that’s a horrible advice to @ you though
lmao
it seems like its just another way to dodge your troubles for a minute but in my experience that just bites you in the ass later
y
only if you look at it like that
or rather using it just to have fun is a lot different than using it to cope
that's how i treated weed and i can't touch it anymore bc of that
drugs should be independently researched to create a personal perception of them since the effects may have overlaps yes, however the experience is in 99.9% unique for everyone
10* and I should mention its still only partially subsidised
i tell people to @ me and ask if they're curious so they don't feel the need to try it out of curiosity
bye bye $150 every 2 weeks 💸
anyone wanting to try out —especially from the active roster rn— would not blindly jump to drugs without informing themselves
as the majority of people, including me especially, can't easily do that without rolling the dice with addiction and everything else
i'm not included in that roster fwiw
i mean depends on 'inform' ig
inform myself of lethal dose n see how close i can get 
I mean I can tell you from my experience that weed’s an incredible focus drug
doesn’t mean it’ll be a similar experience for you or anyone else necessarily
but for me it's not, and that's the point you're getting at yeah
correct
massive when coding with weed
gorilla has no racial intention i didnt even see it btw 
before i get cancelled
the hair volume matches mine perfectly
however as much as i love drugs and responsibly using them, on principle i'm never going to recommend someone do them or try them
acid being the sole exception to that
bc my experience with weed left me in rehab, and i cant recommend someone make a dice roll like that especially given where it led me
LOL if you’re not prepped for acid it’s horrendous, people should at least have done mdma or shroom beforehand to understand that lasting sensation
which in return brings the question down another level: whether to mdma/ shrooms or not
i tried acid after i'd done almost every other non-absurd drug so yeah i don't have a good idea of how someone would handle it w/ no experience
dont we all
horrible, that I can tell you from my experience which is subjective, some handle it like champs though
i feel like i dont fit in and to compensate i just agree with everyones opinion even if i dont really
same
trying to remember how it was on my first shroom trip
cuz back then it was wild just thinking through
how much reality/time/everything is distorted
i mean acid was quite introspective but horrible nevertheless on first intake unprepared
yeah
whats the highest dosage youve done for acid @tardy narwhal
@primal perch on hyper-v
true
14 hours of that on your first time experiencing having reality distorted
true
now that i think about it that sounds worse than a bad shroom trip lol
uh it’s hard to describe, like just a regular small rectangle?
did u just drop one tab
yeah that should be the term I guess
lord
i cant imagine
i take suicidal amounts of certain drugs
on the lsd sub ive read about some anecdotes about that
i would never push it to 1mg
it just sounds like youd never really recover mentally from that
I mean it was trippy don’t get me wrong, I blended into my hue lightbulbs and shit, then wandered off to thinking how my dissolution may include opcodes about life and shit
ego death? more like ego murder
just know you'll never mentally recover from 1mg
literally never be the same
and for some people that may be good
yeah erm, I’m just really not in any mood to trade one mental problem for another one that’ll manifest down the line and possibly be worse
not sure if true but cant really imagine
tbf
it wouldn't be like that for you
i have extremely serious addictive tendencies
as much as I’m sure there are some much safer options
i'm very much an exception to the norm
I tried weed when I was in california last year and didn’t feel anything lmao
and everyone should try edibles at some point
I think that’s as much as I’m willing to take
smoking it is like
i'm annoyed with ppl ignoring the health concerns
bc it's typically the same people who trash cig smokers
yeah egh that really puts me off
if you roll with tobacco yeah
still inhaling a carcinogen
if you roll blunts then it’s not as bad
tobacco or weed doesn't matter
inhaling burnt leaf
the reason you dont roll with tobacco is so you dont get addicted to weed on accident
ol psychological switcheroo
lmao what, the reason people roll with tobacco is to save weed and have the same strong sensation as with a blunt afaik
if you got the money you’d roll blunts
however the smoke from marijuana alone is less toxic than mixed with tobacco by definition
they’re both shit yes, but not comparable by a long shot
given its natural, yeah, but
and it's hard w/o long term studies on modern weed and smoking like we have on cigs
i disagree with 'not comparable'
how is eric not here yet
weed fucked my lungs harder than smoking ever did
usually he just senses it
@eternal crater free weed (limited supply click now)
lmao tf, you can look up how tobacco is more damaging than weed comparatively in terms of natural benefits if you exclude psychoactive effects
including that, then it’s probably upto personal definition
I’d advertise pro weed any day since it helps me code faster and more efficiently, if it was horrendous for you then of course it sucks ass and I wish you good health
everyone should def try it, just probably not smoking it imo
puts people off to trying it in the first place for one, 'anything you have to inhale is bad' stigma
& this is usually how that goes anyways
true
smoking looks good comparatively lmao
can confirm as a zoomer, i have eaten 23 tide pods
heh
lowkey dont know how you fuck up smoking weed but like
I’ll mention it was edibles and I had them with guidance from a skilled weed enthusiast
apparently its extremely extremely common first time experience
oh idk then
cumming on the weed
my first edible was accidentally 10x stronger than the person thought
no regrets
best mistake ever
someone who knows more HTML than me, i have a <form> and i need to have an <input> for a header... how do i do this
I think everyones first edible trip was like the same but except for a mfer who knew to be careful
hahah
@tardy narwhal i have no idea if this is a lot or a lot
In an edible the latter
A LOT
maybe this was my mistake lmao
yeah that was my first time
how much did you have though
200mg
yeah and tbh it still happens whenever i get edibles
like just a piece
was also offered a bong hit by a former member of this blessed channel
I don’t see what that achieved other than temporarily feeling like I was going to die
lmao
depends like if the whole shit was 200g and you got a bit of it i guess try to take a cut of it and you got the dose
died because of the bong
i ingested 200mg worth of THC in edible form
I would imagine they are a skilled weed enthusiast because of… other issues
okay that’s probably why you hate weed
worse than my issues 😕
Lmao that doesn’t sound pleasant
which absolutely destroyed my schooling
no it was amazing
that was the problem
lol
php
I wonder if monke smokes crack
true

absolutely
i dont hate it, it's just dangerous as fuck for me
no
Hate what
weed
O yeah
we are now announcing that Jules is literally me and I am Jules, confirmed
alright well you didnt explain shit and i forgot most of my html anyway so gl
stackoverflow time
there's no immediate consequence to inebriating myself for an entire year on it was the problem
also I’m imagining my lack of reaction to however much I had probably explains why my medication (an amphetamine) kinda does and doesn’t work, idk
Yes I stole massives PayPal account killed him and stole his identity
true
anecdotal bullshit but i'd imagine if you feel like an amph isn't working its probably working
congrats guys I’m sure you’ll make a great couple
definitely feel like mine "work"
i may not actually have the disorder they fix
but if i did 
Oh I always knew
thank you, I will make sure the other account remains admin
well when I say doesn’t work I mean works but not to the extent it feels like it should
some days it’s just like lol guess it’s not kicking in
see i have no idea if i actually have adhd or not
Why
bc i have another disorder that looks like adhd from an outside view
I feel like I identify with ADHD but doctors are pretty sure it has to be anxiety/depression
and i've never actually felt like i have adhd
another important sidenote
eric rather playing Monster Train than talk about drugs
is that really eric
dont tell my doctor that tho
it’s cause he took black tar heroin and can’t even type
😂BRO
heroin smells
I answered like one question wrong when my doctor was giving me a questionnaire on depression symptoms and ugh
@eternal crater you traitor
i will never try it
I think about how maybe I’d be somewhere if I just lied
SAME
i'm conflicted here
i'm supposed to tell you to not diagnose urself but that was the only way i ever got help lol
he later asked a question I thought would be the real “aha got it” moment but turns out again the opposite of my answer was the “correct” one
god dammit
bad judgement me says: read the dsm 5 and learn what they wanna hear
wish i had this problem
I think I underestimated what he meant by the question anyway
keep having to convince them i dont have depression
ha
I am not drugs
isn’t there supposed to be a no real right/ wrong and the questions are just to assess?
"doctor" not "psychologist"
ah
true for the latter
I accidentally used drugs for a period of my life from 1997-today
the line i'm drawing there is 'did you see them at a hospital'
i won
jih juirld
i love you but you missed the big rjb drug ted talk
And you take 40000mg
its still goin on
Took
so
i member
idk
that's fake adderall
eric got it tested
it was real I tested it
40 what
mg
eric is built differently

40mg adderall
yeah this was my doctor (GP) but I got the referral to a psychiatrist anyway
i cant imagine not feeling that
ah bless, hope you get a good one to treat you well
body do be weird
the comedown was nice went outside and somed a cig
when i used to do meth and then stopped for a while adderall would affect me much more than that
weird
most i've done of anything at once was 210mg vyvanse
i can’t even pronounce that
he just sorta looked at me funny like are you really sure you need a psychiatrist cause I’m not sure you’re showing depression symptoms and you’re already seeing 2 other doctors
yes, yes I do want to exhaust all my options, thank you for your concern
210mg vyvanse got me counting the individual pieces of captain crunch
lmao
lisdextramphetamine so just pretend its "extended adderall xr"
yeah some docs are kinda ass
me: hmm adderall will make me smarter and more focused! 
also me: wtf where did the last year of my life go
now that’s more pronounceable
vyvanse i don even know where to start
it has no street name bc it's not a common drug
is that how you english peep feel when you see german
good
only reason it cant fuck u up is cus it costs too much
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

when I see a word longer than half of my screen I just don’t bother attempting to parse it lmao
people who somehow think drug mg dosage is universal
you run out b4 it really starts fucking shit up
yes
Lmao i already gave up at the short one because the prefix vyv is just wtf to me
Great we got objective c gods in here. I got a question. Its not the normal one i always ask. Its a educational question just so it makes me a better programmer.
met people who wouldn't surprise me if they said that
but
obhective c discussion is banned here
once they touch xanax they tend to
sorry the objective c gods are discussing drugs and mental health
not say much anymore
SUNDAY IS THE NO OBJC DAY
development chat not allowed in #development sorry
ive never understood like how people get so addicted to it and take so much of it, i literally have always been able to just
#development has turned into #drugs
was for the best
not uncommon
if you look closely, development is an anagram for drugs
bro its ok we are the same person
man I knew it had to be a ruse this whole time
you really did him dirty bro



factually Jerry is still ballin to this day
given i do stare at code all day but
otherwise i would probably spend more time here
Lets say i have to present a uibutton. Is it better to make it a property or declare it as just a variable(sorry if i worded that wrong). And what is the best way to go if lets say i display a button/switch and they are constantly getting called to present themselves. What is the best approach.
couple active people here don't write tweaks anymore so
The approach is to ask on monday
Be back on monday
property
but this is like the one time i'll say
@tardy narwhal junge ist das eigentlich immer so das dpd ein fetter hurensohn ist
I guess i will😂 @half walrus thank you
if you're specifically asking about best practice
go read a tutorial and build an app
bc that did far more for me in terms of best coding practicies
not for learning but for doing things 'properly'
Ja, dpd is immer teilweise hurensohn. Wenn du GLS nutzt dann dreht sich der spieß und man ist selbst der hurensohn
Thats what i am doing atm.
immer vorsichtig damit
😂
“ösi post” das hab ich noch nie gehört lmao
kommen wahrscheinlich erst am 12ten
das ist absolut der brüller
ja soll ich "Österreichische Post AG" sagen oder wie
is this what the internet feels like for non americans
yes
i'm so sorry
😂Nein chill, das passt schon. Fand die abkürzung klasse
ich schreib doch nicht den kack langen namen aus
also i have just effectively killed general development by talking german
come back
its a pain in the ass to learn
@undone nest poste bitte das mit dem rindfleisch
very much
das war meine sendungsnummer
romantic languages are easier
scheisse
😂bruh
especially knowing spanish
egal ohne plz kommt man nicht weit
ja juckt niemanden safe
german u gotta start from the ground up again
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
if you know what this means you have won
@tardy narwhal since you complained last time I posted a selfie you get to pick what I do with my facial hair this week
Yo sabe como hablar espanol pero creo que mi hermano mass1ve sabe alemania
German is like wanting two dildos at once showed up entirely with no chance to escape
something about germany
im not very good at spanish
he speaks german
germans have rammstein
yes they dont
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thats why its weird
they are very familiar with this feeling
and Scorpions
well that is a very philosophical question, do you prefer a 3-day beard or short stubbles or clean shave
i think i will experience that feeling multiple times once i start learning japanese properly
Lmao
he's asking u sir
usually shave once a week cause I’m lazy
pick one at absolute random
ideally I just trim all of the neck off and clean up the rest
wtf i havent properly shaved my beard in years
this is also the first time I’m using an actual blade in like a year
i regret not shaving far earlier but in retrospect i feel like i may have had different, reasons for feeling that way
lol
realised how ez it is to get away with just quickly chucking my shitty ass electric shaver on
sweeney todd uses
then I’d propose entire clean shave if that’s your standard anyway. Else try growing the beard a bit. It. gets comfortable if you can grow one!
krit with facial hair 😬
had a sick beard i'll be honest
yeah, once you get the length it’s bliss
I’m considering growing lmao
I mean having facial hair literally makes me look my age so I don’t get carded 🤷♀️
they card u if u look under 40 here
must be nice
I’d very much recommend trying to grow if you’ve been considering it anyway
i get carded at local grocery stores for beer but not at liquor stores
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where
i do but idk what to unpin
literally stop talking to me already, I warned you
not once have I been asked for ID except when I pick up orders from stores
im gonna get carded anyways i look 6 years younger than i did a month ago
im sorry
but
since I was like 17
off topic please go to #nitro-mailbox to be a fucking idiot
also
uhh
act like you know what you're talking about
and dont spend a lot of time looking
you can’t even read
i know how to avoid it i just look 18 rn
and dont tell them you're under 21 trollface.png
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WHAT THE HELL IS A JPEG
went from mid 20s to 18 in like 3 days bless
even the last event was a fun one, I forgot to put ID in my wallet before entering a liquor store lmao
friend’s mum decided to get out of the car and yell at the employee till she got her way
bless her
I mean they were jerks because they didn’t mention that you can just vouch for someone being 18+ if they don’t have ID and that’s legally binding blah blah
err actually I was 18 not 17 then
remember when i had a shit ton of australian friends solely because of my sleep schedule when i was a teen
yeah turn 18 and you just get all the Being An Adult privileges
coolest fuckers
remember when i had shit ton of shadow people friends because i didnt sleep
i know a lot of australian people
not like America where 18 you’re an adult except not really
completely shaped my perception of australia in the best way
mainly smaller streamers and people from twitch chat
hahah
waiting on the us to use metric system
not really
100 years later:
oh man
one of them was a certified electrician
they're a comedy duo band from new zealand
walked us all through his daily schedule
who had a show on HBO
it started with 2 shots
I should buy that domain again
theyre amazing
we're a bit busy yknow uh
ounces that are fluid
bro your unit changes state
oh yeah true
next up i’ll pay in 3 plasma
they’re ounces but fluid!
mfer stole my joke
welcome to the club
right in front of me tho 
kirb out here with the dialup internet
no no no you will mot validate fluid ounces with that analogy lmao
I wonder if they’ll invent petroleum money next
coming from the one with no internet @half walrus trollface.png
😬
lol kansas
@lime pivot i’m telling you man
see if I had no internet I’d be using that opportunity to be more productive than ever before
it'd be an insult to australia to compare kansas to it
plasma gonna be new currency
but in terms of internet, kansas and rural australia are about the same
me when it takes as long as it does for me to drive to the top of texas as it does to drive through several states

legit there was one day where the entire state lost power back in 2016, and I think that was the most productive I was in a very long time
i hear people bitch about aus internet and had to ask "wait that's not normal"
limited by battery life but oh well
3 day knockout was fucking surreal here
upside of that day: finally had a good excuse why I didn’t do the homework
i would kill to have that happen again
kill,u say?
entire city plunged into darkness for 3 days
god damn











