#development
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wait
is yuzu good now
not yet
when switch emulator on ios it's native arch
but games load just stuttery
like u can get 50-60fps on odyssey but stutter
i seriously bet switch games could run on ios
in 2 years tho its gonna be a gg
ah rip
@lethal ice yea i had that idea have fun writing a wrapper for gpu operations tho
Nintendo like hmm i think people will enjoy playing at low fps
i'm not gonna do it but someone might
in 2 years nintendo will have a new device to milk and make mario collect money again
Its innovative
rip
Idk they can milk the switch for a lot longer than 2 years
botw literally steals system resources from the wii u to run at 30fps
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switch u
but i want 60 fps on all games
SwitchPro™️
I hope they just go bankrupt and kill you shep
sorry didn’t mean it

@tardy narwhal about to piss you off close your eyes
jules’ just spongeballin’ bro, dw
nintendo always comes out with game changing hardware but they always give it such shit specs that it can't do anything powerful

it’s okay today’s saturday
Fun Fact: Nintendo used to sell heroin-laced gumdrops before games
they make great games then put it on 8 year old hardware
the 3ds gpu was made in 2006
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gpu*
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now i wanna play a zelda which one should i play
Majora
botw 2


too much time investment and can only really play it on n64 controller
wtf
If you play legend of Zelda 2 for nes you’re probably a meth addict
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so go play it
That game is hell
takes one to know one
wind waker is actually nuts
@lethal ice

wtf
Wind waker is most nostalgic for me
botw he literally sleeps for 100 years
wind waker is honestly such a good looking game despite having mediocre graphics
Like he just wants to sleep and eat
imagine just sitting on ur ass for 100 years
But he gotta save tht bitch

I bet Zelda fucking Ganon
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100%
alright great lmao. I have a dict when i nslog it, it looks like this { "\"rematch_token\"" = "\"IJbZ70OpdJoFG0VTW5gy/zHOw5fsSBouKUV+V/Tv6NrD8dI0kLapxaeYxR006kjo1d2+kIvpQa7TYjGXhwlBGdJhMI6DdYd3cxGAVysNnXXhTAUgH+wCZKQAMdNa5+VAH8YHYPFvrcPismDiRYK6LhbtN1rxq54K091Q0/I0FhoR9/YkJe6UF7e7voLn3lCzJs+ggalM+KCeThT6HD+d4JlCCcOheiNKEBHkSyICbryAmFae9+LQuQyuy9ai1iL4\""; } which i declared like this NSDictionary *dict = @{ @"\"rematch_token\"" : @"\"IJbZ70OpdJoFG0VTW5gy/zHOw5fsSBouKUV+V/Tv6NrD8dI0kLapxaeYxR006kjo1d2+kIvpQa7TYjGXhwlBGdJhMI6DdYd3cxGAVysNnXXhTAUgH+wCZKQAMdNa5+VAH8YHYPFvrcPismDiRYK6LhbtN1rxq54K091Q0/I0FhoR9/YkJe6UF7e7voLn3lCzJs+ggalM+KCeThT6HD+d4JlCCcOheiNKEBHkSyICbryAmFae9+LQuQyuy9ai1iL4\""}; is it this the same as the picture attached?
She like gimme that gerudo cock
wtf
theyre just going at it in hyrule castle
barack
Link like, damn i knew she was a fucking ho
obama
tbf link probably has to work his way up to their room to even spy
i think thats just nslog right?
Yeah they got like a whole hour to fuck while link makes his way up the castle
do u think zelda rides the master sword sticking out of ganon's forehead
Tbh tho to be fair link neglects zelda in botw
man if this went on tumblr we’d be in so much trouble lmao
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zelda is a bitch in botw
No shes not
why are we talking about ganon and zelda having sex now
She got a fat ass
is this development
Fym
they gave her too much ass

f
i literally fucked her in game
square


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@vivid dew


YOOO
indiana
I cant believe the Indiana Pacers drafted Jellyfish Jerry
meow
jellyfish jerry lmao
Jellyfish Jerry shot 15/15 from 3
wtf
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that’s why he’s ballin, i see
jules just spilled meth all over his controller
And if they try to defend him they got shocked to death
he is now licking the switch pro controller
Yeah imma pick it up with my nose
wtf
Shep literally copied my pfp
i had it way before i added u bruh
WTF where's my friend request???

😂
ElectroBOOM
same
jules twerk
shut
jules kant lie u got no ass moves
dumvass
he's listening to muse tho
my xbox is literally dead
you wouldnt deprive a dog of his muse would you
WTF
You have no ass
yes i do
so switch is my new youtube machine
i have a juicy dumpy
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her internet gon
No no no no no no no no no

Oh
rip
F
🇫🇷
Spent the rent on meth
Negro en espanol
how do you say black in spanish

Idk, negro
how do you say negro in spanish

how do you say [redacted] in russian
we’re missing the shortcut dev for the cancel jules movement
burrito the shortcut god
jules canceled
he uses the n word in vc regularly
while doing meth
Duh
developers vc
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it’s 6:12am
gm
your timezone is not real triangle
bruh
I cant read
it says cock and balls
bro
were u talking
I said several slurs
social media has blurred the boundaries between public and private life so much that some people now are completely incapable of seeing when a situation calls for an open callout and when it could be solved privately without any negative consequence on anyone's lives
@vivid dew remember that night it was just you me and cam in vc
And we recited Shakespeare
or said the nword five hundred times
yo wassup my jiggas
Dumbass
jules remember when i smoked meth and joined vc with u and was unable to form rational thought
man we need a movie night vc again
Jokes on you i manually pulled the part of my brain out containing memories of you people
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Who are you
movie night
if a add a k in front of n. can we say the n is silent? is that a ban? 
hell nah

😎

rick gave me a pass because i posted a screen with it by accident
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still at zero warnpts
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Mass1ve literally calls rick the n word hard r regularly
time to watch old ElectroBOOM videos
Lul
i mean we have to be pg here only right
pg13
wassup my hittas.
I dont do mod actions anymore because I’m out for the season
Jellyfish Jerry took my soot
Spot
HAALOOOOO (soulja boy)
who playin halo
Fun fact the jellyfish from spongebob ended up doing tentacle hentai when he needed money
Lmao Jules do you happen to remember the movie XXX
i remember playing halo reach bro, shit was so fun
with sponge bob @narrow mason remember that one
with Vin Diesel
because he has like 30 holes
I don't know because I don't deal with pac hardware
trie
i got banned from a server mentioning i liked the movie xxx
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And vin diesel looking like all tough
they mistook I’m a hardcore porn addict

objc_release(v75);
objc_release(v72);
objc_release(v70);
no cap
wdym I am
i know u been on brazzers tonight
just gonna ball on it
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jules asleep emote?
any pornhub premium accounts here?
Jules sleeps with lights on confirmed
i sleep with the tv on full volume
i sleep with lights on
How
he sleeps listening to muse
And the vacuum running
I make my room pitch black
in total darkness i get confused
how wtf
so do i tbh
jhhhhhhh
How have you guys not memorized your room lol
i hnave
They are idiots
I literally click my tongue and can hear the echo off the wall
ok bat
They cant memorize a piece of paper
mf using echolocation
no no it’s not about memorizing the room it’s about the ambiènce
😎just built different
Its about memorizing the size of my enormous cock because it bumps into everything
ur room full brightness feels like a different place compared to like 1/10
the vibe of sleeping in a red room is different than blue bro
like red has that porn superstar feeling
For real though I've got my room memorized so I don't have to worry about bumping into anything
I have my room memorized down to the bag of mcdonalds thats been there for two years
pics
yea blue is more energetic. thats why clubs have blue lights every where. thats why you reduce blue light in your phone at night since it gives u more energy.
I’m aging that chicken nugget
Jules i know your lotion is still on the table
God damnit i cant even lie
Thank you for the meme
bottom text
😂 i knew it!

is it still that almond one
And its not even the same mfin bottle

It’s a new one
Its one thats easier on the penis
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NyQuil
bless

Its one thats easier on the penis
@narrow mason
gir graphics
one bottle goes for 9$
mr garrison?
L
behind the monitor?
no lotion jules
bro just use your cowpers glands
wtf

Did i use it all when i fapped
i'm watching youtube
jules probably already on his fifth bottle for this month
no cats out of backroom thx
what cat
guess we better purge jkk
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There she is
what about hawks
jules cum bottle
mf your bottle has a story
that wank has to be at least philosophical
This is legendary
If you mix the two it makes your penis grow
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same lol
middle aged jules confirmed
I always cum prepared 😏
ricco harbor in the background makes it more epic

Yeah mario wants that bottle of lotion bad rn
😂
You guys think Mario be going raw in peach

😳
wtf
he isnt a total savage b ro
Probably getting that giant mushroom beforehand as moral boost
ye
I heard he uses FLUDD as a sex toy
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jynx.png
jynx.gif
I just had a seizure
jynx.png.gif
Fludd is just the moisturizer
jynx.png.mp4.gif
windows be like
Fludd literally fills Mario’s ass with water
mario fills up fludd with cum
bro
then he reuses fludd
wtf
portable bidet
shep making fan fiction
And it’s scoob
yo remember the mini mushroom from super mario bros wii
Stfu
you mean ds
wtf
you literally cant get to world 4 without it
Wtf this was under my bed
okay but smw
u beat world 2 castel with it and you yeet through
Noooo
@narrow mason look at the other side for a disturbing image
Its a cult classic tho
still it was overacted and obnoxious
ok but mario galaxy 2
Scoob bro it is my phones screen
rip

iphone X 2
where's jules
Killed him
rip
For meth
detective
bl _MSHookMessageEx
jules??
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scorp
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wtf
jules would cum on that
the second donnie darko
@tepid olive if you were born a day later you'd share birthday with dem führer
is actual shit
I know
K ok good
I carry that burden every day
@vivid dew still?????
if you were born 11 days later you'd share death day with dem führer
rip

jules is banned from my house for drinking all my everclear in 30 minutes
i have been banned from the ‘Angle household since 2030
stop using ovaltine as lube
jules when are u coming over
Wait I didn't know there was a 2nd donnie darko
i literally had to use candle wax as libe

@tepid olive im sorry you now know
😂
Lmao what is that
you ever just realize damn its already janurary 8 2021 10:34 pm
Bruh when did it get to 2021?
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I thought we was in 2019
18 even
Nuts even
Mario is still sitting in prison for his crimes
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i just reverse engineered a method and i feel so fucking good
when are you getting a new joke
it took me 3 days
true it feels good
I just reserve cowgirled a milf and i feel so alive
ok
jules
Yes
dirty
you know scoob's mom would
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wtf
its my first time and i don't know any asm either. it was just reading decompiled over and over and using whole lots of nslogs
Nice
Meth family
WTF
WTF
Lol
we're white so true
@vivid dew you literally killed my older sister and you want the younger one
When will it end
Lmaoo
You’re not lying
You did gods work sir
Thank you
trees
shut
I will give 100 dollars
Hmm someone guess what is in the bag
its trees
pussyjuice
your cumdoll
100 bucks to the correct guess
jynx jr
Wtf
how big is it jule
Its about as big as 50 of the things inside it
ive been wondering that for hella long

size of his cock
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probably in the realm of 3-5 inches
wtf
Legal meth
jules the plug
did you just rob a gas station
jules stocked up
mfer what gas station sells espresso pods
jules hit the jackpot at the hotel.damn near wiped em clean
the secret menu
Wtf my espresso maker made nyquil
the sizzurp
ok
jules no!!
I will consume it entirely
thats real lean right there
jules double cupping his nyquil
I do not approve of this meme
El album de negro
in that picture lol
black album true
@narrow mason ok but procure ajfa now
black album may have mediocre songs but flows the best out of all the albums 
i got a really dumb question bruh who is a objective c master in here
Sorry shep
yea so its like #4 out of their discography

any objective -c gods in here?
jules is
Jk
no
Objective C is banned here
we all write our tweaks in rust
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Jules objc god
nah not today bro its about to be saturday
I write my tweaks in ppc asm
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con grats🥰
wen
x86_128 when
Wanna go out for a drink sometime
I’ll let you have another one of my sisters
i want it to look like the one i sent above
but mine has escape \ present in the nslog
mov q0, #0x10000000000000000000000000000000
does it make a difference ?
mov oax, 0xFFBBAACCFFBBAACCFFBBAACCFFBBAACC
stp q0, q0, [x0, x0], #0x1
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stfu 0x9939493848238FIASFJK3094901
Error: expected compatible register or immediate
stq q0, q1, q2, q3, [sp], #0x100000000

omg
when stq
Bro scoob
Why do all your underwear got shit stains
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wtf
yea scoop
them be the best ones tho
go ahead scoop answer it
shit stain scoob
jules Please Stop Making Fun Of Me
go ahread
they just got milege on them
captitalize ever word shit stain
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Scoob bro i long for the day i can play her again
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play wish you were here and send a video
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Ok bro lemme just play it with no strings
jules don't!
thats just a fancy thing people spend extra for
stfu crakcer
jules
Admin abuse
imagine if cracker was filtered
@lethal ice mfw capt inc posts about crashing and he fails to mention hes on arm64e until way after

talk about double standard
Wait cracker isnt anymore
I find that word utterly inappropriate and will be taking further action
@primal perch 

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Further ass con
@tepid olive you will be hearing from my lawyer
I don’t appreciate you guys peer pressuring me into saying bad words
!motivate nfr, nfr
his name is saul goodman
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You will be hearing from my laywer
oh yea
better call saul
well i have three cocks
Which will be represented by myself
Im mexican i have no lawyer
how do you plan to face three whole cocks in court???
Tfw my college degree is lost
rip
with my ass
im sure the public defender will adequately defend you
CS degree used to buy meth
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shmoo i bet you carrying one fat dumpy
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you'd be right as hell
wtf
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Idk how they put metallica songs in a book
they wrote them down
Mfer what
go purchase
rn
You can’t write a song bro
they typed them jules
they used ancient chinese techniques called writing
Its music
dont fret
fret
you can’t write music dumbasses
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It’s impossible
yes you can jules
the chinese have developed a way to write music
Lmao what language then
it's called writing
the chinese
you got me jules 
Honestly i am curious
shmoo has been twisted and corrupted by his time in #development
What do the language be called
i remember the vanilla shmoo
Musicnese
jules has been twisted and corrupted by his time in #development
vanilla shmoo 😳
Deez Nuts
😩
you mean mr iger?
😡speak less
rip
K but
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Open back so the whole house can hear my porn 😼
ok
Shmoo you’re poor 😂😂 dont talk 2 me
I only speak millions 😳
jules I'm rich in family and friends and kindness and you're rich in meth & porn
how
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lol
say it in spanish he will understand
what
chupas nalgas
spit it out
Bruh I’m sad i cant find either of my fucking degrees
tesla only goes up
this makes me want to throw my pc out the window
1k EOW
@narrow mason here bro i found them °°
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Literally liam do it
liAM
lmao
imagine
nirvana
lithium true
there are so many liam jailbreakers its unreal
i meant the element not the band
Nirvana is an element?

I was the first person in the world to graduate with 5 degrees at once
I just need to find them
same
jules same
did you procure the 6900xt
i was also the first person
@primal perch I need dlss and rt
but did you get it
never tried
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did you 💅procure🧚♂️ the 6900xt
wtf
I have scripts running for 3080 strix
gpu market is liquid ass again
Beautiful vocab shep
but strix has been in stock once this month
thanks

hith school jules
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I have mine somewhere
i got hella lucky on my 3070 FE last month
litearlly there were only a few at my store i think

I sold my degree for crack
I got ip banned for 24 hours on newegg lol


I have an 80$ rx 580 rn
Guys Look at my new WireLess Charger
poor 580 getting raped probably
git out of here desert boy
gpu drivers crash constantly
on windows or mac
wtf
dont really need to ask
amd drivers are still dogshit
probably windows
shmoo mean now
windows
yea lmao
desert boy 😈
mac works out of box no issues
Nice i found the one that matters the least
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