development

[tepid olive]

ios 12 phone is finally charged and restored

just use weechat-discord

[tepid olive]

what

[half walrus]

sorry bro i like to open this app in public without naked people on my screen

[tepid olive]

really

interesting

sounds racist

[tepid olive]

https://github.com/terminal-discord/weechat-discord

It is very possible Discord is now actively enforcing TOS violations, I cannot recommending using this project with an account you are not ok with loosing

its a discord plugin for weechat (the IRC client)

woe

i just realized using discord classic on iOS 6 breaks TOS

thats the case with any discord client besides the official

damn

checkra1n or chimera???

true

[nocturne yacht]

fr

[tepid olive]

well yeah technically if you use the API instead of modding the client's appearance and stuff that's easier to be detected

checkra1n is the only jailbreak i'd consider using

I guess it depends on how much they try to make only legit requests

[half walrus]

yo hold up

[tepid olive]

have fun when check dies in two years

[half walrus]

democrats won senate

[tepid olive]

something the official clients can't do would probably be more suspicious

[half walrus]

neat

[tepid olive]

bruhh I might need to restore my old backup to get my Twitter 2FA code back because apparently it's impossible to decrypt Google Authenticator codes from an iTunes backup

[tepid olive]

never said i am jailbreaking

i use stock iOS

always

because jailbreaks just aren't like they were on 13.x

14.x is so good

14.x is good, but i fucking love instalauncher

literally the only tweak i like

true

i used rofi

instant cock

tbh I would still JB if one came out but at this point I'm not saying behind on buggy versions just to increase my chances

quite good

[tepid olive]

true

14.4 is the worst iOS version i've ever used, hope they fix it

[half walrus]

fuck y’all do with your phones

[tepid olive]

else i'm always on latest

[half walrus]

i’m on 14.0

[tepid olive]

how

[half walrus]

no issues

literally nothing

it runs

[tepid olive]

what's wrong with 14.4

it's been fine for me

discord mem leaks

true

ironically i have a full messaging app xcodeproj sitting in my icloud drive

ok

if it wasn't that enforced i'd make a client

but i don't feel like getting banned

@tepid olive just wondering, what have you actually developed

you changed your name like 15 times iirc

so idk anymore

[half walrus]

mood

[tepid olive]

i've just switched to althio

[tepid olive]

weechat is pog though

I use it for IRC

my english class is discussing a book i didn't even read rn

😩

[tepid olive]

i made a shit tweak than ethan whited took over and i just do swift apps right now

I added it to pro, wanna add the discord plugin, but it's rust

was gonna make more tweaks but i don't jailbreak so idrc

[half walrus]

y’all gonna just be the only repo in existence

[tepid olive]

why use linux when you have procursus /s

[tepid olive]

TRUE

oh, everybody, please add Contents files to your repos

they take a long time to generate depending on the size of your repo though

apt-ftparchive -c release.conf contents . > Contents-iphoneos-arm
to generate, the -phoneos-arm is necessary

[tepid olive]

when

ill be adding apt-file to pro soon* and I want more than just pro and my repo to support it

[tepid olive]

werent you the mono kid

[tepid olive]

nope

mono left discord

because he was addicted

who were you then

me

nfr

[nocturne yacht]

frcoal

[tepid olive]

agreed

same @tepid olive

MEATLOAF IS BAD

no

checkra1n moment

isnt sending binpack

is jailbreak.apps or whatever signed?

agreed

[tepid olive]

no

where can I get a signed chimera? i doont feel like starting my mac vm

nowhere lol

use zsign?

and ideviceinstaller

else idfk

cd macOS-Simple-KVM time

why

i need the vm to get the cert and key

just do it from linux

then i sign it with zsign

ok

and install with ideviceinstaller

still waiting for @nimble parcel to release supercharge so i can get the cert and key from linux 😔

ok

ok

[nocturne yacht]

ok

[tepid olive]

@tepid olive can’t you like use altserver in wine

[nocturne yacht]

i dont think so

[tepid olive]

or is the usb / networking broken

[nocturne yacht]

if not both of them

[tepid olive]

as expected with anything apple related

[nocturne yacht]

true

[tepid olive]

i'd love to see a linux distro with a rosetta-like wine implementation

seamless

[tepid olive]

not if you have a paid dev acc

he doesn't have one

L

i dont

can't have one if ur not 18

i am now over 18

true

true

true

[tepid olive]

imagine not being 18+

apple encourages young devs but you can't have a dev account before ur 18

it should be 13+ and no paid apps until 18

tbh

cause ppl <18 write shit code

Install: VerifyingApplication (40%)ERROR: Install failed. Got error "ApplicationVerificationFailed" with code 0xe8008015: Failed to verify code signature of /private/var/installd/Library/Caches/com.apple.mobile.installd.staging/temp.F0fBTx/extracted/Payload/Chimera.app : 0xe8008015 (A valid provisioning profile for this executable was not found.)

ideviceinstaller moment

[tepid olive]

the cert does not have your device?

seems like it

[tepid olive]

[upbeat wyvern]

@tepid olive it’s because under 18 can’t legally sign a contract so they would be able to break all the terms with no recourse for apple

[tepid olive]

oh true

i mean it's kind of a bummer because many make great stuff under 18

[upbeat wyvern]

Can probably get added to some org account

[tepid olive]

dev account but more limited would be a good thing

free account is too limited, dev account isn't something you can use under 18, an option in the middle would be nice

hows substitute 2.0 coming along?

[tepid olive]

[nocturne yacht]

rules 12 /s

[tepid olive]

any got ios 12

this is being a pain to jb

[nocturne yacht]

yeah

[tepid olive]

i have iOS 12

pro?

airplane mode

reboot

[nocturne yacht]

chimera

[tepid olive]

wait 5 minutes idle

jailbreak

done

usually 90% success with this

when done that way

else like 5%

just use checkra1n

no

then you don't see chimera's ui

literally amazing

well just when ever you get it do uicache -l, verify the output then to uicache -i bundleid

and send the output of both

the device is not booted sir

and chimera is probably revoked

lmao

[restive ether]

i shall use

[tepid olive]

on 12

i need it tested on 12

loss

loss

[grim sparrow]

Hello fellow developers, just nuked a fuck load of DS_Store from my sdks and fixed 13.3

[tepid olive]

gm @grim sparrow

[tepid olive]

just disable the ds stores when uploading

[grim sparrow]

Well

I didn’t think

[restive ether]

true

[grim sparrow]

To add a gitignore

[tepid olive]

DS STORE

RETARD MACOS

[twilit jungle]

[tepid olive]

awesome, test on a removeable system app and an app store app

[tepid olive]

carson you will be cancelled for saying that

[grim sparrow]

lol

[misty cradle]

mfs be asian and then named carson

[tepid olive]

Lol

[grim sparrow]

[misty cradle]

the entire carson name is cursed bc of that youtuber or something

[grim sparrow]

lol

[tepid olive]

yea

lmao

[grim sparrow]

Carson: The son of a car

[ashen birch]

pedo moment

[tepid olive]

he did nothing wrong

[grim sparrow]

[tepid olive]

hes not a pedo

theres a 2 year age gap

[misty cradle]

he's not a pedo no

but he groomed

[tepid olive]

oh well

[grim sparrow]

That’s what a pedo would say

[ashen birch]

grooming definitely

[tepid olive]

cant cancel someone who doesnt give a fuck

agreed

hes not a pedo, he just has child porn

[grim sparrow]

True

[tepid olive]

twitter logic

literally read the convo, he did nothing wrong

asked for nudes lmao

[restive ether]

it be working gud

[misty cradle]

he groomed.

[tepid olive]

show where

[misty cradle]

ok 1 sec

[tepid olive]

exactly

[restive ether]

call me n

[misty cradle]

@tepid olive can u show him

i dont feel like finding the tweet rn

[tepid olive]

idfk who tweeted lol

keemstar

true

keemstar

[restive ether]

callmecarson ain’t a peodphile he’s just dumb

[tepid olive]

he knew it was bad

[ashen birch]

.

[tepid olive]

ok

[tepid olive]

should I add the path to the executable?

and?

you always have the hot takes @tepid olive

[ashen birch]

that’s just a sus statement

[tepid olive]

he asked when she was turning 18

[grim sparrow]

lol

[restive ether]

sure

[tepid olive]

Look at the man. Hes not a pedo hes just a fat dumbass

he literally asked because he wanted to make sure she was legal

true

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

lets just add a whole bunch of shit to this output

[restive ether]

she was 17 and he was 19 it ain’t that deep

[tepid olive]

Upvote

[primal perch]

Idk why everyone cares

[tepid olive]

I dated a 17 yr old when i was 19

[primal perch]

Mfs on Twitter just overreacting so hard

[restive ether]

me too

[grim sparrow]

lol

[ashen birch]

hayden pedo moment

[tepid olive]

Yall are fucking retarded

[restive ether]

i guess i shall get canceled

[tepid olive]

and thats a perfectly legal relationship

[ashen birch]

/s

[primal perch]

Hayden pedo guys

[grim sparrow]

I’ve dated nobody

[primal perch]

Let’s cancel him now

[tepid olive]

[primal perch]

[misty cradle]

[restive ether]

@tepid olive tbf it is technically illegal to sext someone under 18 even if the age of consent is lower

[tepid olive]

true

[restive ether]

but like that’s just a bad law

[tepid olive]

@ashen birch you got ios 12 device?

checkra1n wont send binpack to mine 😭

he does

[half walrus]

dumb law or not he knew the risks tho

[misty cradle]

pussy so good, stuck it in shit almost made me precum

[ashen birch]

not home

[misty cradle]

[half walrus]

also fuck callmecarson lowkey

[tepid olive]

lmk when you can test something for me

[ashen birch]

alright

[tepid olive]

In a city half an hour from me its illegal to eat chicken with anything but your hands

[ashen birch]

agreed

[half walrus]

i have never felt so uncomfortable watching a streamer

[misty cradle]

agreed

[tepid olive]

[restive ether]

sometimes i just like using forks man

[misty cradle]

stfu

[restive ether]

that’s how i feel about most youtubers

[tepid olive]

Well not in gainseville you dont

[restive ether]

they’re just awkward kids

[misty cradle]

only time its allowed is if eating with rice or something else

otherwise

[half walrus]

it was like carson's whole shtick

god just

[ashen birch]

this

[misty cradle]

i dont like most of theseyoutubers

especially minecraft youtubers

[primal perch]

This yes XD cringe facts

[half walrus]

so completely unsurprised it came out he was sexting minors

[ashen birch]

OMG DREAM SHARTED

[tepid olive]

dream moment

[restive ether]

minecraft youtubers are all part of peodphile gaming

[ashen birch]

stfu how bout you go shart some hoes

[misty cradle]

[primal perch]

Pedophile gaming

George Floyd gaming

[tepid olive]

[primal perch]

Real channels

[ashen birch]

[tepid olive]

except Etho

[restive ether]

idk who that is

[misty cradle]

[primal perch]

[half walrus]

they're all like high schoolers anyways

[restive ether]

i just know minecraft youtubers always get caught for sus activity

[tepid olive]

best minecraft youtuber

[half walrus]

or been around since 2010

[tepid olive]

Hes the only one I watch anymore

[half walrus]

techno and the other old ones

cant get busted for doing sus shit if u have no life

[misty cradle]

i only watch What if andThatWasEpic

[tepid olive]

the words i live by

[misty cradle]

interesting and funny channel

[restive ether]

https://www.governor.ny.gov/news/governor-cuomo-announces-proposal-legalize-and-create-equitable-adult-use-cannabis-program-part vibin

[misty cradle]

and no life shaq

[half walrus]

oh shit

just realized

we might get federal legalization

[ashen birch]

fuck mcconnell party

[tepid olive]

Etho

[half walrus]

house/senate/presidency is all blu

[restive ether]

did Aaron win last night

[half walrus]

the GOP declared a democrat senate majority

[tepid olive]

yes

[restive ether]

i cant believe aaron ran for georgia senate

[tepid olive]

yes

etho

🇪

[half walrus]

might get rights

[tepid olive]

rights

[restive ether]

jon lewis voting act, legalization, livable minimum wage

[tepid olive]

politics

[restive ether]

police reform moment

[tepid olive]

reform my cock and balls

lmao

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

kritToday at 12:20PM

[edgy cape]

ah yes development

[tepid olive]

true

true

[tepid olive]

#development moment

[restive ether]

lol rick santorum is trending on twitter because everyone hates him

[half walrus]

we're developing autism

[tepid olive]

NSString *canonicalExecutablePath; moment

[tepid olive]

true

99% of developers here want a cock and ball reform

and thats facts

i quite like my cock and balls

[half walrus]

hard to tell who is wamen and who is weeb in this community

some r even both

[tepid olive]

wamen

[half walrus]

it is a time of great confusion

[tepid olive]

im neither (i think)

[half walrus]

sorry amen and awamen

[tepid olive]

i am completely happy with my physical body because i am just an all around outstanding specimen. why would i get rid of this monster cock?

so physically i am fine with who i am, otherwise i don't know

i may be a

[misty cradle]

13 year olds on discord be like: i am completely happy with my physical body because i am just an all around outstanding specimen. why would i get rid of this monster cock?

[tepid olive]

[faint timber]

[tepid olive]

nsfw

ban

[restive ether]

i am completely fine with my humongous cock

[primal perch]

Mf weebs

[misty cradle]

everyone who is near NY has small

[half walrus]

why hate anyone when memoji pfp individuals exist though

[faint timber]

She can take dick like she fat

[ashen birch]

i enjoy my foot long dick, thank you very much

[faint timber]

[misty cradle]

ok

[half walrus]

the way i talk about people with memoji pfps is exactly how my parents talk about trans ppl

its gonna be sooooo fun

[faint timber]

Alright bendover

[restive ether]

memoji pfps deserve it more

[ashen birch]

true

[tepid olive]

true

[misty cradle]

@half walrus when r u gonna tell them

[ashen birch]

.

[stuck pier]

does anyone here know javascript well? cus I've just run into a roadblock

[misty cradle]

javascript is not a real language

[half walrus]

when i have the money to get out @ tr1

[tepid olive]

true

[ashen birch]

javascript is real 2401

[misty cradle]

just release homeplus for ios 14

[half walrus]

if i can keep my mouth shut for that long

[misty cradle]

[stuck pier]

that don't help me my g

[half walrus]

yeah workin on it

literally the plan lol

[stuck pier]

i just wanna send a web request but idk how to do it my g

[misty cradle]

my g

have u tried googling

[stuck pier]

google did not answer me my g

[restive ether]

i’m using homeplus 18

[tepid olive]

what's "my g"

[ashen birch]

look at some web libraries or sth

[stuck pier]

yes my g

[misty cradle]

can you tell me what u tried my g

[tepid olive]

iPhone:~ mobile% uicache -i kjc.loader             
Name: checkra1n
BundleID: kjc.loader
ExecutableName: loader
Path: /private/var/binpack/Applications/loader.app
Container: /var/mobile
VendorName: (null)
TeamID: 0000000000
Type: System
Removeable: false

you gotta be more specific

[tepid olive]

agreed

what environment

[primal perch]

My g

[tepid olive]

browser? nodejs?

[ashen birch]

my g how is google not going to show you how to send a request in JAVASCRIPT

simply bad googling

[primal perch]

True

[half walrus]

but it's so tempting to tell her cuz i wanna watch someone have their entire worldview destroyed in a second

[primal perch]

Google harder

[misty cradle]

@primal perch ialways do that and end up on phub

[restive ether]

hell try a different search engine entirely

[stuck pier]

onNet('mdt-livemap:sendpos', (posArray) => {
    // Code here will be executed once the event is triggered.
    //console.log(posArray);
    console.log("Recieved Event w/ Array");
    sendQuery(posArray);
})

function sendQuery(arr){
    var arrStr = encodeURIComponent(JSON.stringify(arr));
    console.log("Array Stringified");
    //SEND WEB REQUEST WITH ARRAY
    //communityapi + 'api/livemap.php?arr=' + arrStr
    console.log("Done?");
}

This is pure server-side javascript, i want to send an array to a php script on my website, all google shows is how to do it with jquery or client-side js, idk if or how to do this.

[tepid olive]

ok

[tepid olive]

@half walrus thanks for licensing your code, we now got the executable name

[tepid olive]

is it nodejs?

[primal perch]

Get self restraint then

[half walrus]

cuz beyond disowning me i have no idea wtf is gonna happen

[misty cradle]

@primal perch

[tepid olive]

you gonna die

true

[primal perch]

Everyone here will die

[tepid olive]

parents will literally hire hitman

[stuck pier]

its just a .js file that is part of a plugin im making for gta

[tepid olive]

parents wil do it themselves

[half walrus]

^

[tepid olive]

what

you just said server side JS

[misty cradle]

@half walrus lets say they actually do

would someone find out even

u live like nowhere

[half walrus]

do what

[misty cradle]

[tepid olive]

SERVER SIDE JS PLUGIN FOR GTA

[misty cradle]

murder u

[half walrus]

i mean in reality ye

[tepid olive]

yeah nobody would find out

and if they did

would they really

do anything

[half walrus]

i have like 3 people on call rn if things go wrong

[tepid olive]

[stuck pier]

yes i did

[tepid olive]

if it uses nodejs you can use https://www.npmjs.com/package/got

[half walrus]

n a killswitch if i disappear from the interweb

[tepid olive]

got

got

[misty cradle]

[primal perch]

Balls cock

[tepid olive]

Tr2Fecta | Tr2ForMod(Tr1Fecta)Today at 1:30 PM

shepgobaToday at 1:30 PM
Balls cock

[half walrus]

so if i randomly disappear wait about

a month

and u will know if i'm dead or not

automated scripts

[misty cradle]

u disappear every 3 weeks tho

[tepid olive]

true

[misty cradle]

for like a month

[tepid olive]

who doesn't have automated scripts to delete their socials

[half walrus]

when that happens it's a 2-weeks-on-two-weeks-off thing

[tepid olive]

sounds interesting
run a server where if it sees you're completely inactive send a tweet regarding it

[half walrus]

yyep

lot more than that

[faint timber]

[half walrus]

hands over most of my socials/accts to trusted individuals

[tepid olive]

rip krit

[half walrus]

fun fact

[tepid olive]

good idea...

[half walrus]

same hoodie in my pfp now is the one in that old old ass pfp

[tepid olive]

can people see the notes you put on them in discord

just wondering

[tepid olive]

no

ok good

[half walrus]

damnit

why'd you tell him

[faint timber]

[tepid olive]

who you putting notes on

boutta put all the slurs on @tepid olive

true

[half walrus]

save some for me

[tepid olive]

what does mine say?

[faint timber]

[misty cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-indian-dancing-dance-happy-gif-3572709

[tepid olive]

i completely fogot that notes exist tbh

i didnt

[tepid olive]

show screenshot

i always put really sus shit in the notes

[faint timber]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shookt-surprised-gif-7443411

[half walrus]

i store that in a revolutionary new app called my brain

[tepid olive]

UH OH THATS THE MESSAGE BOX

[half walrus]

sigh

[tepid olive]

THAT WAS NOT NOTES

[primal perch]

Why the fuck is there a payroll tax and an income tax

[misty cradle]

wtf this chinese woman fire rap

[primal perch]

Don’t we have enough

[restive ether]

no

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

funny

[tepid olive]

[half walrus]

high tax would be more acceptable if they didn't spend like

all of it on bombs n shit

[tepid olive]

sooo fucking funny

[restive ether]

lol

[tepid olive]

[misty cradle]

just evade da tax

😎

[tepid olive]

true

[primal perch]

I either want actual services or my whole damn check

[restive ether]

we aren’t even that highly taxed in comparison to our european friends

[misty cradle]

[half walrus]

they get healthcare lol

[misty cradle]

but we have health care

[tepid olive]

free public healthcare

stupid idea

losing money using the bank

[restive ether]

paying money to bomb kids instead of making our kids smart 😎

[misty cradle]

and if u arent insured, and are in danger

[tepid olive]

Stop it

[misty cradle]

doctors are required to help u

[tepid olive]

Stop it

[misty cradle]

even if u dont have money

[tepid olive]

Ive had enough

[misty cradle]

[tepid olive]

The georgia elections are over shut the fuck up about politics

[misty cradle]

why

[tepid olive]

agreed

GEORGIA 🇬🇪

ok

[primal perch]

[half walrus]

who cares

[tepid olive]

why should i pay for someone else's health care?

🚎

trolleybus

troll2 overrated

trolleybus >

[misty cradle]

[primal perch]

Troll 3

[twilit jungle]

[tepid olive]

🚎

private health care systems are better

[faint timber]

Наша пицца

[restive ether]

where is the evidence for that lol

[misty cradle]

.

[tepid olive]

in the money

[restive ether]

so you’re wrong

lol

[tepid olive]

take brazil for example

[twilit jungle]

lol

[tepid olive]

their public healthcare system is slow

25% still opt for

private

[restive ether]

because we spend more on healthcare per capita and have had lower rated healthcare systems then almost all of europe

[tepid olive]

and businessmen have to pay taxes for random citizens out in the countryside

[restive ether]

good

[tepid olive]

and pay for their healthcare

[restive ether]

good

[tepid olive]

thats not good

[restive ether]

that’s amazing

[tepid olive]

It is good

[twilit jungle]

Bruh by statistics 75% prefer public healthcare so public is better...

[tepid olive]

yes

[misty cradle]

true

[restive ether]

L

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

ofc because lemme just give all my money that i made to some random ass person living in dirt and poverty

[restive ether]

you know what’s even better than private healthcare

[half walrus]

yes

[faint timber]

Союз нерушимый республик свободных

[primal perch]

Dying

[misty cradle]

except he not pretending

[tepid olive]

taxes here are already 2nd highest in the US i dont need to be paying more

[restive ether]

knowing if something happened to me right now i could get the care i needed without either dying or having bills the rest of my life

[half walrus]

bro

how

how old are you

[restive ether]

that’s pretty awesome bro

[tepid olive]

fucking Hawaii is the only state with higher taxes

[tepid olive]

exactly

[half walrus]

are you deadass bitching about how high your taxes are in middle school

[misty cradle]

[restive ether]

[half walrus]

please be trolling

[tepid olive]

[half walrus]

lmfao

[tepid olive]

:okn:

[restive ether]

n

[tepid olive]

:safeokn:

[restive ether]

do you know how affordable healthcare is

[tepid olive]

agreed

[restive ether]

when you compare it to what we spend our money on now

[tepid olive]

i am happy to know if someone needs help they can have it free of charge

[restive ether]

do you know how much it would cost to stop the next pandemic?

[tepid olive]

in Hungary if you're over 18 and not in school or employed you (or your parents) have to pay about €22/month for healthcare, otherwise it's covered by your school/work

even if we're paying

[restive ether]

4% of the military budget

that’s it

[edgy cape]

@faint timber i just found a half overwritten second operating system in the nano ... it looks like a weird switchboard for the ipod nano or a factory firmware has a burnin test and some other test but its only partial not a lot of it to see... sorry for ping

[tepid olive]

military budget is huge

[restive ether]

yeah it is....

[half walrus]

1 trillion dollar military budget last year

[restive ether]

and guess what

you can reallocate money to healthcare

[misty cradle]

idk bro we pay more taxes than u here in EU

[half walrus]

us govt could buy an Apple a year

[tepid olive]

i wonder why

[half walrus]

to keep doctor away

[tepid olive]

tell pls

[tepid olive]

us should cancel military and buy apple

ofc

[restive ether]

ain’t it weird nearly every country in the EU has a higher quality of life

[tepid olive]

27% VAT in Hungary

[misty cradle]

@tepid olive and my parents still managed to buy 3 houses

they must be so broke

[primal perch]

721.5 billion not 1T

[misty cradle]

giving all their money to taxes

[tepid olive]

[restive ether]

[primal perch]

Still a lot but it’s not a trillion

[half walrus]

yeah it was a very heavy round up

[misty cradle]

while having normal jobs

[tepid olive]

true @misty cradle

[half walrus]

still just jfc

like

thank god we allocate all that money for the war going on right now

[restive ether]

or how about this

free 2 year college at least

that sounds awesome too doesn’t it

[tepid olive]

having to be concerned of debt if you break your arm doesn't sound fun

[misty cradle]

mfs be in middle schools and bitching about how much taxes they pay, when in fact they dont pay shit

@tepid olive did u report any of the money you made on multipla

[tepid olive]

true!

[misty cradle]

or other tweaks

[restive ether]

[restive ether]

wouldn’t be legal to

[tepid olive]

doesn't chariz pay the taxes

[misty cradle]

no

[tepid olive]

ok

[tepid olive]

Evade tax time

[restive ether]

at least on their own name

[misty cradle]

they have to report themselves too

[tepid olive]

theres always ways around taxes

[misty cradle]

lets assume he did not report anything, what are you bitching about?

you pay fucking nothing

[restive ether]

[tepid olive]

true

[misty cradle]

uS IS 2nD hIGheST TaxX

[tepid olive]

It would be, wouldn't it? And if it was under a certain amount (way more then they are making) you get your money back

[tepid olive]

retard

ok

[restive ether]

under a certain age

[primal perch]

He was talking about the state

Not country relative to the world

[restive ether]

because it’s technically work related money

[tepid olive]

uni is basically free in Hungary as long as you keep your average above 3 (out of 5) or so

[restive ether]

not supposed to be “working”

[misty cradle]

dumbest shit i heard today other than my cousin telling me u can use a condom as mask to protect against covid

[half walrus]

i'm not drunk enough for this

[tepid olive]

How old is burrit0z?

[half walrus]

or for anything

but this also

[misty cradle]

he is 14

or 13

[restive ether]

not old enough to legally work lol

[tepid olive]

Yeah

[misty cradle]

yes

[tepid olive]

18+

[restive ether]

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

[half walrus]

aint weird

what's weird is all the americans who insist otherwise

[restive ether]

i guess i will just die with my five figure medical bills for my ambulance ride for my broke arm where all they said is here’s some pain kills good luck

[twilit jungle]

[tepid olive]

Sounds good.

[half walrus]

like i'm so american i let my country go to shit bc i refuse to admit it has problems, 'murica

[restive ether]

@half walrus poor americans would rather think of themselves as struggling millionaires rather than people who are legitimately not in a good situation

[tepid olive]

There's no other way

[tepid olive]

ok

[restive ether]

what are you gonna say, should’ve had health insurance

[primal perch]

You know what’s just as much as a problem? Getting so triggered over a different opinion

[tepid olive]

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

true

[half walrus]

imagine caring about things

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

very cool 796450209424212028

Ok

[half walrus]

dumb take

[tepid olive]

my point is, i dont want to pay for some lazy bitch's healthcare

[half walrus]

man

[restive ether]

man

[half walrus]

i got a surprise for u

u dont have to chief

[restive ether]

not yet

[tepid olive]

true

[twilit jungle]

Nah we all need to have a unified opinion. The current process of getting everyone to that is too slow, we need some other being (AI?) to force us there sooner.

[half walrus]

i promise you your payroll tax is safe

[restive ether]

for now

[primal perch]

What’s even worse is paying taxes regardless and it all goes towards making more warheads

How about just no tax

[restive ether]

universal healthcare won’t be cool until next decade

[primal perch]

[twilit jungle]

[tepid olive]

just because i dont pay taxes doesnt mean my family doesnt

[misty cradle]

[twilit jungle]

Just get rid of all the countries

[primal perch]

True

[restive ether]

yeah your taxes also pay for roads and schools lol

[misty cradle]

skynet when

[primal perch]

Globalist totalitarian government

[tepid olive]

Ok

the idea is ofc to limit the amount of taxable money per year, but still it adds up to a disgusting amount

[primal perch]

Don’t need them

Anarchy only

[half walrus]

is fun bc i'm legitimately in a difficult situation financially

[tepid olive]

schools

[restive ether]

horse travel through the woods moment

[half walrus]

and can't afford therapy

[primal perch]

Yes

Exactly

[restive ether]

wait

i can’t afford a horse

[tepid olive]

[primal perch]

You can with feudalism

Just keep working

[restive ether]

duck

[misty cradle]

f

[restive ether]

man

[tepid olive]

communism that way you can share the horse

[restive ether]

that sounds awfully familiar

[misty cradle]

insurance wouldve covered here in NL

[tepid olive]

[restive ether]

to something else i know

[misty cradle]

and its not even much

[half walrus]

and get to think about had i been born in a better country i'd have access to therapy + medication

[misty cradle]

@half walrus u can always come live in EU

[half walrus]

no i cant

[restive ether]

lol just get insurance not that deep

[misty cradle]

[half walrus]

we mishandled covid so badly

we aren't allowed to

[misty cradle]

is borders still closed?

[restive ether]

yuh

[misty cradle]

L

[half walrus]

yeah bro lemme just go to the insurance store and pick up insurance

[tepid olive]

That sucks, if only we had some type of system where the taxes you paid for warheads and cups for the air force would instead cover the necessary medical bills

[restive ether]

i think to mainland europe it’s closed

well and now the UK i think?

[tepid olive]

true

[misty cradle]

u can come to NL if u have negative test

but idk if it counts from US

so L

[half walrus]

cuz i definitely am gonna fork over cash so they can decide whether they wanna cover part of my treatment this month or not

[tepid olive]

[restive ether]

sounds awesome

[half walrus]

it's more expensive for me as well, because i'm now a massive suicide risk :)

[tepid olive]

LMAO thats right

thats fun

[half walrus]

all bout that private healthcare @tepid olive

[tepid olive]

yes

true

[restive ether]

i love private insurance ❤️

[tepid olive]

private healthcare is good

sucks for people in bad situations

[restive ether]

it’s a good thing my family has history of other diseases also my rates are inherently higher now

[tepid olive]

🌼

loss

[restive ether]

[half walrus]

yeah but who cares about them smh

[tepid olive]

true

[half walrus]

so hard not to get frustrated lol

[tepid olive]

huh

[misty cradle]

he is very mad at u rn

[tepid olive]

@tepid olive i hope to god you are trolling...

[primal perch]

[misty cradle]

he isnt lol

[tepid olive]

FUCK!

[misty cradle]

up next in spotify made playlist, gnat best eminem song of 2020 made for cameren

[restive ether]

die

[tepid olive]

you really think i want to pay for other peoples issues, then?

[primal perch]

Anyhoo

[tepid olive]

not my problem

[restive ether]

sorry dying raises insurance rates never mind

don’t do that

[primal perch]

Idk why you aren’t mad about paying for so much useless shit in taxes already then

[restive ether]

i am

[tepid olive]

i am

[tepid olive]

Cause the military is a much better use of your money

[restive ether]

because i want my money going to better social programs

[tepid olive]

thats accurate

[restive ether]

paying for murder is better than paying for health

[tepid olive]

yas

duh

Why can we just have world peace 😭

[primal perch]

Because we’re human

[misty cradle]

we cant ever

[tepid olive]

because we cant

[misty cradle]

bc of dumb mfs

[tepid olive]

Sad but true

world peace is a stupid idea because its an unachievable goal

[half walrus]

what a hot take

[restive ether]

[misty cradle]

unachieveable aslong as we got dumb people

[half walrus]

why try because life is pointless

[primal perch]

The first mistake is appointing a human (eg. emotional and corruptible) as a leader for other people

Eventually it will collapse

With enough time

[tepid olive]

We need aliens to rule us

noo

computers

ai

[twilit jungle]

true

[tepid olive]

[primal perch]

True

When is dghost writing governmentOS

[tepid olive]

Who is building this AI? How is it getting trained?

[misty cradle]

Skynet

[half walrus]

steve job

[tepid olive]

No thanks

[primal perch]

Yeah until someone hacks it then we’re fucked

L

[misty cradle]

need a machine to duplicate myself

and one to merge again

so i can let one go to school etc

and then when done merge

[twilit jungle]

[primal perch]

Nfr

[half walrus]

git clone

[primal perch]

git cum

[twilit jungle]

Would you kill your clone or kill yourself so that you can merge?

[tepid olive]

git cum true

[primal perch]

[misty cradle]

@twilit jungle i think we will just be cloned

[tepid olive]

Have the clone suck you off 👀

[misty cradle]

and the clone's body will just disappear

[primal perch]

I

[tepid olive]

thats gay bro @tepid olive

[misty cradle]

[primal perch]

Isnt that just masturbation with extra steps

[tepid olive]

ok and

It's masturbation

[primal perch]

[half walrus]

i hate this chat

[tepid olive]

the clone is another entity tho

Same

so gay

[primal perch]

[misty cradle]

ok but who made it sexual

i was talking about cloning

[primal perch]

Ghost

[twilit jungle]

Yeah but it if its a truely a clone then it is its own human being, so when you go back to merging you have to kill one or the other.

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

Shep

[primal perch]

Ghost

[misty cradle]

kill the clone

[tepid olive]

kill the clone

[misty cradle]

the clone is worth nothing after merging

[twilit jungle]

Okay... which one is the clone though?

[primal perch]

I said cum bro but you said it would suck you off

[misty cradle]

[primal perch]

I say cum like 7292 times a day

[half walrus]

it's mostly <18 yr old boys are u surprised it got to this point

[tepid olive]

cum

[misty cradle]

true

[tepid olive]

shep gooba is not < 18

wtf

[misty cradle]

imagine u just forget @twilit jungle

and not know if u are a clone

[tepid olive]

🆗

Tr2 is a clone who killed Tr1

[twilit jungle]

But how would you know in the first place that you are the original?

[misty cradle]

[primal perch]

[half walrus]

"Advanced Developer" is just a long 18+ dev flair

[misty cradle]

true

[primal perch]

Except I am

[tepid olive]

Mark the cheek of the clone

[twilit jungle]

[misty cradle]

true

just give them a scar

[primal perch]

I’m glad I’m not 18 bro sounds shitty

[half walrus]

how old r u

[tepid olive]

[primal perch]

16

[tepid olive]

9

[twilit jungle]

Then you aren't cloning, you are creating a new human being that is almost the same as you.

[half walrus]

im tired of being older than ppl in this chat

[misty cradle]

dgh0st is like 29

[primal perch]

Just wait for us to grow old

[misty cradle]

its ok

[primal perch]

Then you will be older

[twilit jungle]

[half walrus]

yes thanks dghost

boomer

[tepid olive]

Better yet, do a shallow clone, so the clone is missing some of it's memories

[misty cradle]

i was joking

u are older than dgh0st

[half walrus]

darn

i thought so

damnit

im tired

[misty cradle]

jk

[twilit jungle]

[misty cradle]

[primal perch]

If you want advanced just play csgo with null

[misty cradle]

i forget how old he is

[primal perch]

Unfortunately he has a job now so he don’t have much time for that

[half walrus]

correct

[misty cradle]

all i know is our birthday is 2 days close

[half walrus]

he gave me advice tho

still cant get into it

too much time in tf2

cant bhop in cs :(

[primal perch]

Same I’ve been complacent for the past 8 months

It’s not good

[misty cradle]

used to play tf2

when i was like 7

[primal perch]

Need to do more shit

[misty cradle]

or 8

with my brother

was fun

[half walrus]

still is

[misty cradle]

tf2 came after we played runescape

i was like 5-6 playing runescape

[tepid olive]

ok i switched

no more electron

poggers

"poggers"

[primal perch]

Poggers

[tepid olive]

[tepid olive]

ok

ok

[primal perch]

Poggers

[half walrus]

Please