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ive written a full ass language server

and i hate the code in it
to detect when to supply objective C class autocompletion
also sometimes the FUCKING TREE command for sdks just doens't work
@gaunt mesa
its 5:11am i have 0 interest going to my desk now
no
sad cat emoji
its on the old VM that adam knows about
the one i have like 15-20 uncommitted projects
oo that sounds familiar
im scared to transfer those to VMWare
ill probably just tar them and use station 307 or sm
"why is pagebar weird on ios 13"
Music just hits different in the dark in bed
I deleted so many old repos like a year ago
meaningful repo names, frequently prune repos
there was shit dating back to like 2011
its just a glorified index.html
i had this repo where i fucked something up
so i committed all of it at 0 epoch
so 1970
me_irl
My eyes

I can uh probably rename that top repo
I’m just chillin in the dark then all of a sudden white

the 3rd one is also wrong it's now hashbang.productions
no excuse for light mode gh in 2021
wttf is roff
fuck knows
Ur kidding right
It can’t be 2021
That just sounds wrong

it's mostly makefiles in that repo 
Ffs 2021
cydia.hbang.ws is repo.chariz.com right?
yeah
you think this year is gonna get better when that's how it started
me waiting for the day chariz gives me a job 
it just, accidentally became The Chariz Repo 2 years ago when coolstar decided to add it as a default overnight without discussing with me first
Wtf
but anyway I'm not salty
ok it's decided all the filenames which are package versions are Roff for some unknown reason
TIL 1.1 is a Roff file and not a control file
Tf
I’m saying wtf to 1991 being closer than 2050
I love that it actually knows what this is and separately lists it
LMAO

lol
man
.0 is apparently like
this damn thing still has a bower file
idk what it is but apple recognizes it differently
legitimately old as fuck
and it screws with my /Applications/IDA 7.0
doesn't treat it like a dir
bc of good ol apple "directory types"
are you sure you want to change the file extension to ".0"? the expected file extension is ".zip" you fucking numbskull
hah, I mean, there's a fun history of why we have directories
it's way better than the alternative classic Mac OS used where you stored other files within a file
using resource forks
god that was bad
if you ever touch a non-HFS filesystem, your app's resource assets just disappear
damn winter break ends in 4 days
it's like how Windows uses PE which can contain arbitrary files inside it, except at the filesystem level
.app bundles are actually a really neat design and i wish tweaks would adopt it
thonk
the current method is just "cram every tweak's dylibs into the same dir and hope there isn't a collission"
also why when the internet started getting big, StuffIt Expander was basically vital to shipping your app online
any other zip tool just wouldn't work
that actually makes sense
yeah um saurik kinda decided he's against using bundles for some reason
literally every other file in my tweak is in the bundle
bc debian masterrace
why use darwin standards when we can just make ios debian
not like ios is darwin or anything
it's a shame, because now with the moving target of constant sandbox rule changes, dirs like DynamicLibraries keep having to move around
okay why is objective c and RSA a pain
it'd be better if you could just have TypeStatus.bundle with every asset it needs inside there
cough cough
SIMBL and Opee worked that way
lol
had to overengineer this to get people to shut up
but SIMBL also expected you to have an NSPrincipalClass, and implement all your hooking logic in the +load of that class
which is a bit silly
bundle types
but it essentially uses bundles for tweaks as well
allowing tweak packaging to no longer depend on any directory structure crap whatsoever
I'd make the extension like .tweak though cause it sounds cool, and you could have it so a double click runs a tweak installer
like how you can have a .fcplibrary which opens FCP and immediately imports it for you
you are an
.app .bundle .xctoolchain
I wonder if nouveau might be useful to a certain thing I want to work on
oh that thing 😉
hmm
i just did everything as .bundle types because how do you differentiate a library you compile that you want to inject vs one you dlopen
👀
and it feels cleaner to indicate that kind of thing in an Info.plist instead
adam u know exactly what i'm talking about
yeah I do lmao
as in, no indication if it's not being injected, if it is indicate so
I know you know what I know what you know that I know
what u know that you told me so i know
I feel like that's a good thing a custom extension could do though
TypeStatus.tweak so you just know that's the bundle that injects somewhere
.firebang
sounds like I'm applying to pay $20k/year for a vanity TLD
is it 20k a year?
jeez
lol i had to spend far too long on this concept project explaining how it could be accomplished via adding a line to the depends: of projects that use it
yeah it's basically a forced donation to ICANN
I think it's actually higher than that for vanity TLDs
and having a single package that shims/modifies/etc substrateloader to use the nouveau system
for open TLDs anyone can buy a domain on, it's apparently just there as a way to prove to ICANN that you have the financial capacity to run a TLD
jailbreaks need a new design
yep
yeah, I mean, everything is totally rock solid now
combining nouveau and rootless for leviathan
the only bumpy bit as of late was iOS 11 killing 32-bit and the shift to KPPless which was pretty much necessary
which is barely even a failbreak currently, wasn't even that publicly hyped, but atm its (kinda) a dead codebase I get to have fun with
13.7 support may or may not be almost finished
…and even then most of the inconvenience with iOS 11 was just that saurik didn't feel like recompiling the world for 64-bit in the 4 years he had to do so
combining nouveau's and rootless' structure allows regular tweaks to be installed and loaded without a rootfs remount or users needing to patch the tweaks
although he says that was slightly for moral reasons as he intentionally doesn't agree to the terms and conditions of recent Xcode versions
don't know if i ever see leviathan getting public release but it'll allow me to create working POCs for nouveau
ur making that up right
i hope that's a joke, but honest to god i'm not sure
no I asked once and that was the legitimate answer
reads like an onion headline
apparently saurik's toolchain is from like iPhone OS 2 beta 6 SDK or some shit
lol
because Apple accidentally released it with the wrong developer terms, that effectively absolves saurik of anything they could legally come after him for
like, I can understand that in the early days, especially as if they had to target someone, they would probably target him
what issues do the others have
bc we all just ctrl c ctrl v them into GH repos and distribute for theos/dragon
in Modern Times it's clear Apple only has those clauses in there to cover their ass if they ever have to sue someone for something that's objectively bad
eg they've never gone after hackintoshing as a community thing, but they definitely have multiple times sued PC builders who specifically advertised prebuilt hackintoshes
like it does feel a bit slimy, but then again, their revenue stream is still mostly the hardware not the software (back then it was definitely almost completely hardware)
so they have to stop other hardware entering the market where they make no revenue on it
well the Xcode agreement just has the boilerplate thing everyone does like do not reverse engineer especially not for commercial gain
which like, even Microsoft does
isn't that unenforcable
but Microsoft strongly encourages security research on their products so that you won't be scared to report bugs to them rather than selling them underground
see: tetherfree thing
so Microsoft legal department says don't do this but Microsoft engineering says please do this
yeah see, I'd personally consider it hard to enforce in most situations
there are a few situations where I think it works and it's totally cool to go after people for it
such as prebuilt hackintoshes, like, yeah that kinda isn't cool it cuts into Apple's revenue stream
I don't give two fucks about Apple's revenue, but like, one guy doing it could quickly normalise it happening in PC shops nationwide, and that really can start eroding revenue pretty badly, so best to just keep a tough stance on it and attack the few instances that do show up despite Apple's history of litigation with them
of course people realising access to macOS doesn't need to cost as much is also an image problem
so like, just being an obscure niche community seems to be fine with Apple, and they really don't care that tweak devs and hackintoshers use Apple dev tools against their best interests
gotta love em
i need a taskbar counter that counts how many times i try to use a macos keyboard shortcut on windows
photoshop is killing me
I can handle jumping between cmd and ctrl, but ctrl-A ctrl-E are far too ingrained in me at this point as left-handed shortcuts for home and end
which make a lot of sense on macOS because ctrl is mostly unused
keep hitting cmd+z on here
but ^A kinda has another meaning on Windows/Linux…
which, i'm on windows, so that opens the start menu and types z
which is not what i'm goin for
heh
i could auto-hotkey the issue away but lord knows what unforseen problems that'll create for me
better than doing like win-s and accidentally summoning cortana
worse on slow pcs where it takes like 20 secs to open a thing you didn’t actually want
at least on Linux you can pretty easily remap keys, there’s a US Mac layout that swaps ctrl and meta around
and you can be galaxy brain and remap caps lock to ctrl or esc
kinda how it goes with windows
does just as much as every other OS only because someone 12 years ago put out an ancient x86 app that does that exact thing
I love that Apple’s solution to people hating the touch bar replacing the esc key was to just silently add caps lock and esc to the key remapping dialog
lol
is touchbar actually any use
aside from an interesting novelty
i feel like making phsyical keys with LED screens is where we should be in 2020
I find it useful in apps that bother to take advantage of it at all DISCORD
it’s extremely useful in WebStorm cause I can put any menu action on the touch bar
in Xcode it’s somewhat useful because you have the run/stop buttons, plus a few useful ones when you’re in interface builder
in Mail I love to efficiently triage my overflowing inbox by quickly tapping an action on the touch bar instead of clicking
also when debugging in Xcode you get this bugspray button in the right control strip, which gives you dark mode toggle and other useful debugging shit
it also allows me to adjust brightness of my external monitor just as easily as the laptop monitor
less important now because big sur has brightness controls for all your monitors in control centre, though
mmmmm yep
ended on the best note possible for me but what a journey
I set myself up for a very different 2021 after a shitty 2020
hopefully it goes well
and same for you
can relate there yeah
might be homeless for a few months but not a sleeping-on-the-streets homeless
is that what you told me about a while back?
as long as you have somewhat safe accommodation + electricity + internet + money for food I guess
i mean i've decided (yesterday) that i'm telling the parents i'm living with rn about it
expecting it to go down badly?
not sure what to expect but being disowned + kicked out is definitely something i'm expecting
i might get pleasantly surprised
well, good thing you're planning with that in mind anyway
either way, i cant go back to living how i was before now, and i'm going to be happier regardless of what happens
I really need to make a life change including moving out so I get that vibe
I have the money for it
I'm just… like… scared to actually do it
just tell ur parents ur <x thing they've spent your entire life saying is demonic> and force the change
tbh I think they wouldn't hate it that much
genuinely though; never been as scared to move back out myself, just haven't been able to get the resources + some credit score related shit complicates it
they'd really reconsider their view of me and where they went wrong for sure
hence the potential not-having-a-place-till-may
but I don't think they'd go as far as disowning me
oh lord i can already hear my mother going off
shit might break her honestly
what happens when you live your entire life in a bubble
ugh credit score can be a real fucking damper on good plans
and i'm telling her the second before i leave so they have a few days to cool down while i'm off in the city for the weekend, so
I'm scared I'll be fucked for credit in a month's time because suddenly my stable $xxxx/month has stopped coming in
wonder how she's going to react to her 'son' being one of the groups of people she's spent her entire life shitting on
where that leaves me with moving out, don't know
some people snap out of it when it becomes personal and real
man, I just don't understand how people can feel so entitled to dictate how other people live their lives
she's so indoctrinated (ignore the fact that the bible says nothing about trans people, not like christians read it anyways) it'll be interesting to see
it's just hate porn
same r/politics shit
people tune in to a thing
as long as they're not leeching off the taxpayer or similar problems that could have larger negative societal effects just stfu and let them be happy
it feels like a very America-specific thing, as much as it definitely happens here and Europe and everywhere else
fox/msnbc/several subs on reddit formula
dunno, it's just like the US has figured out exactly how to capitalise on people's feelings for profit, by simply making them mad all the time
I can't figure out for the life of me why dad loves to watch the 6 pm news and comment on how terrible every headline is
hate groups of people they've never encountered in real life bc some libertarian chud on fox told em they're supposed to bc <reads some twitter strawman caricature cringe shit and treats it like it represents lgbtq+ entirely>
yes dad I know someone being stabbed is bad
I don't exactly need to be aware of it like it's gonna affect me living in one of the higher-class suburbs
like why the fuck are they so invested in NY/CA/TX politics/politicians
sounds ignorant as fuck but it's true, I really don't need to care
live in kansas, haven't left the state in years, don't even know what the capitals of those states are
just that the dumb libruls r ruining my america, tucker carlson said so!!1
next they'll be rapin the kids in the bathrooms bc all lgbt people are pedos!!!111
I really really dislike those extended monologue about current event shows
not just right-wing ones
any of em
dont tell me what to think
just read the info
god bless NPR's news now podcast
to speak for that long you need all this evidence researched, and you need to respond quickly while it's still fresh in people's minds
I just don't trust them to have the true story that quickly
it's amazing how, condensed down, takes like 3 minutes to sum up the whole day in news
yeah, I listen to that and a few similar podcasts
means I get the same news fed to my ears like 3 times in a row but I get to get a few perspectives on it
usually all the same though honestly
but they'll get 4 conservatives and a 'liberal' guy they all collectively attack on air (not making this up) and call it a balanced panel, then report on what some random on twitter said bc they can use it to make <minority group> look bad
like man even if that type of show is your shit how does it not get old
that's not at all to say there's no bias in the media, just that I don't see good reason to be biased about most topics
then you can take your pick of 'angry old conservative white man rants about lgbt/democrats for an hour"
which describes 5 of their shows off the top of my head
just a select few topics that also happen to be very important to the functioning of the country
there's selection bias in media, and NPR even prefaces conflicts of interest with their sponsorships on the show, which is nice
I don't understand why the "liberal guy" has to agree to that
I'm sure they get booked often and the same shit happens
it's the same dude, he's on staff at fox
works for em, gets paid very well i'm sure
also, panels on news shows is like something I only seem to see happen in America
there's a reason fox got banned from the UK lol
like it's an easy (but not exactly cheap) way to act like you're not portraying one single guy's narrative
because look at that, Guest 1, 2, and 3 all have their own different opinion and are talking over each other to try and present it to the audience!
nah not even that far
guest 1,2,3,4 all agree, and barely let guest 5 get a word out before they start giving him shit
ugh
I mean, conflict always sells
"if it bleeds it leads" common saying about the news
oh lol also
wanna guess which one is the one picked to represent 'liberal' views
hint: lol
a panel where everyone is in true agreement and they just bring up facts one at a time, man
I need that simpsons meme on speed dial
idk if i'm reading too much into it tbh, not my area to get offended
TIL I actually can have it on speed dial
just unsurprising that 'four straight white conservatives berate a black 'democrat' that spouts dumb talking points and gets shut down is one of their most successful shows
man, it had to be the black guy?? lmao man
ikr
they couldn't have tried just a little bit to virtue signal that We Aren't Racist Actually
like how megacorps compensate for their hiring processes being heavily biased towards white males by creating quotas for hiring minorities
they were so successful in framing BLM as a terrorist movement that they got my lifelong <local team> fan stepfather to stop watching football entirely bc players kneeled
it's a problem but like forcing a "fix" into your hiring process isn't solving it by any means
i too remember when BLM sent pipe bombs to senators and tried to overthrow their government
oh wait nvm those were trump supporters
more like invest money in software dev education for minorities and they should eventually trickle in naturally
wasn't there some stupid confusing thing back in the few weeks of George Floyd protests where everyone was like #BLM!!! but I mean the movement not the organisation, they're kinda fucked up
conservatives have made this difficult to argue against by tying that to the rest of their disgusting platform
and people hated that obama was like "how exactly do you get people on board with a movement where the catchphrase is ACAB"
like up until literally today i'm not really able to comment on the lack of cis women in tech without looking transphobic, thanks to a ton of awful people using shit like that to invalidate those people
I'm going to hell for saying that I think
but the intent is unclear to me as an outsider who didn't really fully understand the problem until recently
was a grassroots movement w/o an organizer and no clear real goals
wasn't really a slogan chosen, just a common sentiment that's kinda hard to argue with given current state of US police's rampant corruption
I always feel extremely unqualified to have an opinion about civil issues such as BLM/ACAB, gender/race bias in the tech industry, etc
I just stay faithful that things will improve in my lifetime I guess
we knew no progress would be made under Trump, whether progress will be made under Biden with an ex-cop VP I definitely doubt
I'm sick of seeing things just stand still of course
at least i'm ineligible for the draft now thanks trump
hey that's a benefit lmao
I really don't see why exactly it's a good thing to send the country's best young adults to their death when instead they can be creating value for the local economy at home
bc military money gets funneled back to the people who pay the guys who make the laws concerning military money
and how're you gonna justify wasting $671 billion dollars a year on your military in peacetime without enlisting a bunch of poor desperate high school grads
the age group most likely to try and be entrepreneurial and hopefully come out with a profitable business, while also providing real ongoing benefit to society, rather than just being paid really well to go to a scary place and hopefully not die, if you survive then hopefully don't get PTSD!
the people who succeed in the entrepreneurial world's parents aren't poor enough to require military service to get through college
would much rather those brains be put to use on things other than how can I kill this dude without being killed myself
yeah, great country and all
gotta bomb the middle east so they dont go
i can't even think of a silly made up reason to do it
why is our military there lol
go invade canada or something makes as much sense
there was a tweet thread a few weeks back about a middle eastern family who had to go to a US court to demand compensation for their <12 year old son being killed
lol bet that went well
due to a bomb being dropped illegally (by US law) near civilians or something
i wasn't aware they were bombing things other than civillians
heartbreaking as fuck that's something we can even vaguely joke about
not much of a joke even really
hear about it constantly
nothing we as citizens can do about it
i've got my own rights, right to exist now, to worry about
vote every few years on whether we want our bombs to have pride flags or confederate ones painted on, that's about it lol
it's a big deal that trans is even a thing you can be very public about at all of course
as much as Some People wish you wouldn't exist
at least your government isn't going to tell you to gfy for it
yeah I mean
dream is for people to have no idea but yknow
not risking my life hiding it kinda thing
if you look and sound feminine and have a feminine name most of the time I doubt someone could pick it out without knowing more about you
sound feminine
shame every podcast episode i was in's audio got borked
it's really down to just fitting societal norms of How A Female Should Look And Behave
which feels dumb
what a wacky mishap
~oops~
I never got to listen to any of them
wouldn't have cared who sounds like what just like to listen to people I respect talk about interesting shit
r/transvoice
if i relax my throat my vocal range is pretty close to corpse's lol
I already know a lot of the stuff needed to get it done, the 2 year's of pointless heavy metal vocal practice long ago coming in clutch
is it a thing you can kinda just teach yourself to change with habit? do you know?
yeah
your voice is very malleable
I feel obliged to link heavy metal Rick Astley
you think 'feminine' and 'masculine' voice but it's literally just bc of habits picked up by each gender
and it's wild how little it takes to change your association
habits can be changed ofc but it takes some practice to pull it off consistently
that's pretty cool
best example i can think of is if u've ever played an online game and someone was talking in VC
and you genuinely can't tell if they're 12 or female
well at least it seems feasible
heh, pre-pubetic voices are always high pitch and "cute"
the highest note in my vocal range is still a bit below adele's lowest though lol
prepubescent
that's the word
so i get to be essentially a mute till
well
hopefully hrt helps who knows
i barely talk anyways so /shrug
hrt/going on E will not change your vocal cords
yeah lord knows
think it'll be kinda sorta acceptable to sound awkwardly not like your appearance if you're just away from judgemental people (parents etc)?
I mean ones you already know are judgemental
not gonna change that but my vocal range currently isn't likely the full range
not like the dude serving you at walmart
it's acceptable but not to me if that makes sense
its a 50/50 everytime u interact with anyone when presenting as yourself/female
yeah fair
like a lot of this, whole face reveal and all of that
had nothing to do with what everyone else thinks
makes sense you kinda stress out about it more than others probably care
cause the whole identity thing matters way more to you
waited to come out, put a face to the name, etc, till i accepted me ig
fair
care too much about what others are gonna think and ur asking to get burned
idk some people seem surprised
^
confirmed a few friends are actually people and not just a bunch of pixels early last year
krit is finally confirmed not nepeta
well
i guess we'd need nep face reveal for that but nep would never do that which should be proof enough
how can I be so sure
both are trans women 👀
think I've seen nep face
can't remember if in… strange conditions or not
let's leave it at that
neat
yeah earlier this … last year
she was doing some weird publicity shit earlier this month i think
she did reappear last year then died again
lmao I was sceptical because of the fake twitter accounts made on her old usernames
she just rejoined the community to try and help promote a friend of hers' design service lol
not sure how that went
I sent her a gpg encrypted message and she successfully decrypted it with her key
just had to be sure…
I wish she kept in touch with me after rage deleting everything, but meh, she kinda needed some space
didn't doubt it for a second
she still has a discord
we chatted about linux stuff so I think that's plenty of proof in addition to the gpg thing
sends me her music occasionally
never listened to it…
I'm a bad friend
feels sad to see someone disappear but it's usually because they realised they don't actually enjoy what they're doing
same applied to samg if I remember right
and others
well she got bullied out though
because of the whole cs fiasco and people half stitching together fake screens
damn she really did wipe everything
right, but I think she wanted out as a whole also
she's not dead though
chatted with her at some point after she did that without realizing she had though
like man straight out of high school I started a film degree with a high school friend, both of us quit after a semester
I went and worked as software dev for a company for 2.5 years and he drives a forklift at a factory
funny how life goes
that’s quite the turn
sometimes feel guilty that I'm probably the most ahead in life goals of all my high school friends
yet also deeply broken 🤷♀️
everyone moves at different rates
takes 10 years for some people to even get on their feet anymore
Comparing lives only yields sadness mostly, i guess it’s fine to check but interpret too much and you’ll wind up guilt tripping
one (ex-)friend was legit straight up scamming people with paid get rich quick youtube tutorials, fake brand of him being dirty rich at age 21, etc
dude legitimately just ran a drop shipped watch shopify for 2 years and probably made a few thousand, not that much
spent all of it on renting helicopters and mercedes for insta photos

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kinda hurt cause it was a private school in a wealthy area
🌈messages are logged🌈
logging is bad for the environment
chariz server is not logged and proud of it
u got a server?
can't imagine giving any kind of a fuck what your users are saying as long as it's not spam / *phobic
no logging/user data stored because i'm too lazy to do anything other than get nginx running Privacy™️
lmao sanic logs by default unless you turn it off
and you need to set 1 additional header if you need logging
privacy policy: I don't collect anything ✅
(actually I have google analytics and crash reporting and it's a twitter client so twitter is reselling your data for profit but shh)
i had it log to a screen session iirc
just so i could watch purchases in real time lol
only data that would've been stored by my server is IP in apache logs and udid in a DRM "database"
app store privacy policy thing is a shitfest of companies either abusing it to make it hard to parse what they're doing (see: facebook), or pretending they're angels and their apache default logging isn't effectively tracking your coarse location
that’s alright though but needs to be disclosed in case of gdpr claim
gm
gm
which was admittedly poorly secured, but password auth was disabled and the only way in was the sanic instance and ssh keyauth
or at least on your site that ip is being logged
yep, at some point I'll ditch IP logging entirely from Chariz
when it comes to a repo with paid content i honestly feel like that's implied, even though udid and IP doesn't really seem like sensitive data
or use hashed IPs to detect abuse patterns
Implied or not, it’s personal data which you need to disclose on your site
I mean very likely you're giving me your exact billing address anyway via PayPal…
I don't want your billing address, but EU KYC requires me to collect it
while i intend to get around to compliance with that stuff, it's not a priority
Not tryna play devils advocate though, idc mostly about it but I got in trouble for logging and not disclosing enough by sysadmins lmao
evaded a fine just by a slim margin
i am sysadmins
cookie law, GDPR: don't store/use data the user hasn't explicitly allowed
KYC: please store billing addresses of every customer for 3 years
fine? how
Because in accordance to the GDPR i am forced to disclose that I collectd IP addresses because it’s personal data & the cookies used. I’m also EU based in Germany, our laws also hold tight grip on violaters
literally everything anymore:
Please select your privacy settings:
[x] Send us all ur shit
[x] Send 3rd parties ur shit
... repeat for 43 more rows
Compliant™️
it makes me uneasy to store any user data beyond ok your username is kirb and your hashed udid is this and it's an iPhone XS on iOS 13.5 and you purchased these things
- the fun ol game of "how much can i disable without the OS/website locking me out of features i need"
someone also reported me and that got me trouble, although whoever did it is an asshole
but I need certain things to streamline the UX as customers expect, sellers want analytics, and governments want me to store or not store certain things
oh, I guess it makes sense being in the EU
just… surprised someone really wanted to hit you about what sounds like effectively a side project
yeah outside eu vs inside I’d suppose some things go different in terms of gdpr. And you’re right, jealous idiots really don’t want you to succeed
and bless I cut off toxic friends year by year
I think I'm GDPR compliant but god, who knows
Lmao if you want I can ask my dad’s friend to gloss over
I don't exactly have money to throw at an auditing firm to certify for me
that sounds useful actually
my employer had to do this to enter the UK with our IoT product
which, of course
is now a waste because the UK has left the EU and I'm not sure that they have a similar framework
if they do, unless the entire law basically "refer to EU GDPR" it'll need to go through another audit
none of this is revenue the UK gets of course… it's rather revenue they lose if we have to take the product off the market because we aren't yet in compliance
auditor would be in Australia, probably an American megacorp
uk’s old laws should revive since gdpr is an EU-club exclusive
also saw a tweet from someone who's in a bad situation because the product they design in the UK, bringing revenue to the UK economy, can no longer be sold in the UK because CE no longer applies
but they can export to most of Europe and the US (FCC)
like, why man
if CE was ok before why is there a whole new process that'll cost tens of thousands to certify, probably more in lost sales
just realised I can use this as an iPod pocket
man I look terrible
false
The beard needs slight maintenance, but man I have a serious question kirb
I have never seen that style of headphone “tightening” before, please explain lmao
it looks comfortable but confusing
hoodie has a phone pocket
um lol
if ur wondering how my first iP X got a crack on the corner of it's screen
when I go for a jog it’s the least annoying solution by far
hoodie phone pocket should not be trusted to keep phone in pocket
along with fishing the cable down my shirt
do you not use a case?
nope
lol
ugh the shit I do to use an obsolete portable music computer from 2007 instead of my internet connected brain destroying rectangle from 2018
ah that makes sense, but in this scenario you’re sitting which had me scratching my head lol. If it’s comfortable for teams/ conferences I’ll try that out next time
oh I use AirPods Pro for that
because fuck me my headphones go everywhere
when I remember to charge them
exactly!😂
I also bought the previous “best wireless headphones you can buy” a year before AirPods Pro
didn’t end up liking the sound (it’s very bass heavy, feels wrong) but kept them anyway because they’re hella convenient
so given I cbf to sell them, they’re now my backup plan when the AirPods die on a call
it’s crazy how good these earbuds are (Sennheiser)
I don’t need to fuck with the iPod’s EQ to try and kinda sorta badly undo the crappy frequency response
swore by never using a case until start of this year New York glass cube Apple store randomly decided I need to have a battery case
those are available in 3 colors
white, black, and pink
white and black are too bland
so I guess my phone has been pink for the past year
it’s also a fucking brick and I don’t know why I still use it given covid and laziness means I barely go anywhere
actually kirb which gen iPod did you use for your transformation
started taking it off for jogs and my life has been significantly improved by not having a literal brick glued to one side of my leg
7th gen 120 GB
I think that’s the very very last iPod gen
“7th” but actually 6th gen 3rd revision
I was think of purchasing and doing a mod as well, did a 6S before. Was it difficult or plausible?
you will destroy the original case, let me put it that way
if you want to keep it mostly intact, go for 6th gen (tolerances are way more lenient) or 5th gen (plastic front face which is way easier to pry out)
if you just want to replace the case anyway, go 7th gen (aka 6th gen 2nd or 3rd revision) and buy a front, back, clickwheel, battery, and possibly a replacement internal frame (just in case) from Elite Obsolete
buy a lot of Sesamos, I really do mean a lot
clone ones are like $7 AUD on eBay so I bought 8
mangled all of them 
I see, dang thanks for the insight! I was hoping it would be similar to the 6S where you’d save the back but I guess it’s yeet and rebuild lmao
I was also probably doing it wrong though
yeah iPhones are wayyyyyy more repairable than iPods
most other iPod models, forget it. just not designed to be repaired, full stop
not like Louis Rossmann oh I don’t have the part to fix this common fault, no, like literally you will not be getting the guts outside of this thing without a lot of pain, and if the battery has expanded (common nowadays) good luck
this iPod nano I tried to get inside because I thought it was bricked, actually the battery is just dead and it only runs on iPad power brick
yeah rip rights to repair lmao, with apple i feel like it’ll remain a distant dream since most don’t tinker enough i’d presume
it’s a long tube design because it was dirt cheap for Apple to make a super long aluminium tube and cut it into individual iPods
iPod classic is about the only one you can do much of anything in, and now that the iPod era is behind us, only because replacement parts are still in good supply with even new stuff coming out (I think Elite Obsolete is only like a year old)
given that iPod nano’s last timestamp was in mid 2012 and wasn’t wiped, I can only assume that person tried to plug it into a standard 1A brick, nothing happened, so they sold it as not working
maybe if it worked they would have sold it as working for more $, but there’s that possibility they go huh yeah my old iPod wow that’s cool, I can play around with it again
hahah
it's so cool right
this niche thing exists and isn't even that expensive
unlike, say, XT-IDE or clone sound cards for old PCs
despite them usually just being a PCB manufactured for next to nothing plus a few modern chips and resistors and all that
dang, how’s the battery life on these things?
I never truly owned one of the fat old ipods
so I put in the 450 mAh battery, I think that's 100 more than the stock battery life
the ginormous batteries aren't designed to fit in the slim 7th gen, so I didn't bother trying my luck
even though I switched the HDD for an iFlash so a ton of internal space has been freed up
I’d probably get a fat one from them because they’re that cheap
I'm still on my first charge about 3 weeks later
iPods just draw like literally no battery
turns out decoding mp3s isn't very computationally expensive
the thing not having to power a full blown hard drive mechanism also helps tons
wtf are you fr
I'm very 
iPods just last forever
fresh battery helps, obvs
upgrading to flash also absolutely extends battery life
the only thing I don't like is that the clickwheel is just not as good an input device as I was led to believe
it's like, fine
and it was super smart for its time
tbf nothing beats touching where your thumb would go, it’s too intuitive to believe something else would be better
but being so used to touch UIs that are so easy to surface tons of features on, scrolling down a page by rotating my finger on a circle feels… wrong
unless it’s new heads-up display tech, would be too futuristic
I particularly dislike that the now playing screen hides so many features behind a center button click, but you get used to it
or long click

sup @grim sparrow
Hi
hi
pondering why I've been chatting for hours on this app
Understandable
oh well
mood
man where's all the hate im supposed to get
i expected to cry but not like this ppl need to stop being lovely goddamnit 
within 10 seconds damn
ty ty
none of the pictures i took translate well to the tiny ass discord pfp so i'm just rollin with it
rip dragon pfp
was time
.
now for the fun part where i try and fix the black/white point
went through like 12 different versions of the dragon one just w/ different black points lol
too powerful
it works now 
@glacial matrix https://github.com/evilsocket/uroboros 🤔
It ain’t me
Didn’t think it was- found it amusing
o?u?roboros? is a noun already so it’s very easy to find it used as a name for stuff
“oroboro” failed
“uroboro” failed
“oroboros” failed
“uroboros” failed
“ouroboro” failed
“ouroboros” passes
Rip, my enumeration was too slow
I guess it’s not “o?u?” But “o?u”
Oh, I think we talked about that one time 🤔 vaguely remember now
And the s is also required
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Wait, in Spanish it is valid to not have s
Oh god, the variants according to the Wikipedia language list is too many
the edits make it literally perfect for a pfp
looks great

@lethal ice METH
@rain falcon
@lethal ice WTF
more like march 307 or smthin
thats accurate
the last month that felt real was april
true
march 13: so we got 10 cases, closing everything now!
nowadays: 3k cases per day, fuck it schools open
yes
i mean
keeps the population down

i remember some guy made a meme saying 32000 dead people gives the same impact as 10 million trees planted

that was in early march

of 2020
he does have a point
yea
just ironic
think of the turtles
less people means less pollution

and that is statistically a fact

doesn’t mean it’s a good thing
depends
think of the turtles
death not good
but turtles are
like
covid not good because it kills people
very few
but still
did you have a stroke writing that
yes
and/or have you slept recently
no
understandable
what i mean to say is
covid kills
but also pollution does
killing is not good
if you genuinely wish death on someone you are a horrible human being
agreed
true
true
sorry, mitch gets exemption
who
...
that just sounds like they don't have the mental capacity to argue so they cop out
moscow mitch, the single reason millions aren’t getting the money they need

government dude
senate majority leader
the one that looks like a frog
yeah wishing death still not ok no matter how much you hate them
the human embodiment of a turtle

I wouldn’t wish death on him but I wouldn’t be sad if he died
he’s america’s maggie thatcher
DIng dong the witch is dead
Also he looks like a hollow from dark souls
the wicked bitch is dead
the problem with pissing on maggies grave is that eventually you'll run out of piss

lol
#development is the new general 
i mean what do u expect nobody likes talking about code for >5 minutes
lol
dragon pfp is ded
shame
except on GH bc i’m too tired to get up and change it rn

@flat wyvern checkra.in design on mobile is probably one of, if not the best mobile site i’ve seen
#jailbreak and #development replaced general long ago
general sucks
true
just silenced general too, themes is no longer alone
great example of how it’s possible to make a hot website without 20MB of js frameworks and bootstrap crap
dev is the only channel here i don’t have muted lol
lol
because mobile has been neglected
eh
i mean it’s a very clean app just missing that one thing
compared to say, slack lol
I'm fortunate to hardly have to use slack
only have it for one team I half left a few months ago
it’s not bad, just outshone by discord
still better than skype + teamspeak
those were the days
i open sourced a carplay tweak ive been working on. its also on repo.ghostbin.co if anyone has a carplay radio and wants to play with it https://github.com/EthanArbuckle/carplay-cast
@arm64e Why doesn’t pivot work on iPhone 11 Pro Max it doesn’t show in settings.
And the cracked version does.
And Gravitation has a error loading preference bundle.
what
the cracked version of...

the cracked version does!!!
i mean yeah that checks out actually
cuz it’s probably old as shit
and the new one has the toolchain bug

https://twitter.com/jiffa010/status/1330563234592649220?s=21 oh it’s one of these fucktards
out of my replies goooodbye
lmao
cool star threads


@JunesIphone I’d like to buy one tweak of you I really like. But €10 for a login and I only want switcherstyle is a bit to much.
Can we arrange something? Can I pay you for just one tweak? I rather don’t have the pirated version. I’d like to keep my phone fair and clean
lol i avoid cs threads for this reason
Plex and I have a lot in common, both transcoders 
oh that's like the guy saying they as a pronoun is a grammar error
awful hateful people
bs
they is plural

The german phd in being a certified Arschloch is a bit easier to get by
lmao
i'm kinda confused: singular = they but we use are
am i missing smthin or is it just like that
elon musk is
interesting
He's just challenged
Some of his opinions are certainly questionable
why did he think it was a good idea to name his child that? probably with the intention for him to get bullied
Lmao it’s a touchy subject and people will be offended, what’s the point in discussing different people’s view on pronouns though
jailbreaking now makes sense
Because people were brought up only knowing he/him she/her, don't like change
downloading iOS 5 is really fun
holyfuck
it's like 500kbps
ofc last try it got corrupted
trollfetch
neofetch --neko and neofetch --troll would be cool
true
instead of a shit ton of extra stuff
or smthin like neofetch --default-ascii "troll"
or just do neofetch --jp2a image.png like i do
lol
lol
but what’s wrong with the first bit though or the second for that matter? Like bottom line for most is that no one gives a fuck as what you identify as, for all I (personally at least) know you can be whatever you want whether it’s a he she they or unicorn, it doesn’t change your personality
That's how it should be. Some people just get really touchy over it and i don't know why
gosh my science teacher is gonna have a hard time teaching online now that flash is dead
this is gonna be hilarious
Well me neither and god bless that idiots gets excluded from society stronger nowadays
bruh people make it their whole personality
lol
and then they wonder
why people don’t like to be around them
well thats the same with anyone who makes something arbitrary their whole personality
Well the thing is that a minimal amount of radicals in any group are enough to give the general impression about the group
always has been 

call it from a selector
ok
lol yeah i’ve never in my life actually seen even a twitter profile with a “neo-pronoun” in it
I've seen one

oh lord
i see people like incessantly bitch about how all lgbt people are like that like
I've been trying to find this one tweet for like 10 minutes now
where? who?
it's hard to get when people using emojipronouns are serious or not

some person was going on and on about emoji pronouns
if we’re going to represent a group by the sum of its cringiest parts we’re all fucked
wtf is that
when you identify as a emoji
apparently people use emojis instead of pronounsin online conversation now
tf
🏴☠️self for example
is an idiot
tRaNsPhObE

lol yall took bait

ok my pronouns are
/
ty

02kek is the worst emoji
facts

holy shit this is amazing
how have i had the new peloton bike for so long and not known this
weirdflex

no
peloton apparently didn’t have it until the new bike
treadmill still doesn’t have it sadly
how stop apple


I would love to stop apple sometimes tbh


how stop apple
@late ridge
:ASthink:
@late ridge












