development

[restive ether]

grandpa kirb

[tardy narwhal]

Melee though, Ultimate is too casual

[lime pivot]

I bought ultimate and proceeded to suck at it

[surreal mountain]

llvm 64% complete

[grim sparrow]

lol

[tardy narwhal]

lmao

[restive ether]

how long did that take @surreal mountain

[lime pivot]

previously played brawl and 64

[grim sparrow]

I bought Ultimate and got console banned 2 days after

Literally

[restive ether]

hour and some change?

[surreal mountain]

not that long

[tardy narwhal]

Brawl. the Melee with tripping

[surreal mountain]

@restive ether im timing it

[restive ether]

ah

[tardy narwhal]

if you don’t main kirby I am calling you out on twitter kirb

[half walrus]

llvm takes like 7 minutes on my build server

[surreal mountain]

wtf

[half walrus]

just download more cores

[surreal mountain]

i wanna try my build server

[restive ether]

procursus build server

[half walrus]

lemme check what it has

[lime pivot]

also the only one in the franchise with a real story mode

[restive ether]

solely for large projects

[tardy narwhal]

@tacit spade yo can we organize a smash tournament

[lime pivot]

booted up my wii like a year ago and found myself like 60% through it lmao

probably never gonna finish it

[tardy narwhal]

would be actually down for a match

[grim sparrow]

Why do I feel like this would out perform my MacBook

[half walrus]

bild

[grim sparrow]

Bruh can I literally not bypass this

[lime pivot]

neoflex

[surreal mountain]

do i need to flex

[grim sparrow]

No

[lime pivot]

yes

obligatory

[grim sparrow]

Not at all

[half walrus]

i need to set one of my cool host ames on that server thank u for reminding me

[lime pivot]

however it would help your nerd points in…

uh…

not sure exactly

[tardy narwhal]

@restive ether do you play smash bros

[lime pivot]

Packages: 2988 (dpkg)
tfw operating system fully bootstrapped by dpkg

[grim sparrow]

lol

[lime pivot]

you know

why do we refer to elu and pro as bootstraps and not distros

they're literally distros just like the linux kind

[restive ether]

no lol

[tardy narwhal]

rip

[restive ether]

nor am i good

i just button mash like a loser

[half walrus]

i’m down for this name change

[tardy narwhal]

kirb won’t match me

[lime pivot]

did I just galaxy brain myself into adding a distro selector to checkrain loader

[half walrus]

procursus best distro

hell they even have fanboys just like linux distros

[restive ether]

yes

[lime pivot]

eagerly awaiting the Arch iOS distro

[grim sparrow]

Tf

[lime pivot]

Gentoo iOS

Debian iOS

[tardy narwhal]

templeos

[lime pivot]

TempleiOS

[tardy narwhal]

didn’t even mention the BEST one

[restive ether]

debian iOS plz

[half walrus]

when

[lime pivot]

best part is i = internet

[half walrus]

i will never jailbreak a phone so quickly as the day templeiOS is released

[lime pivot]

TempleOS on the Internet Phone but without the internet

[grim sparrow]

I hate this

[surreal mountain]

kek

apple m1

[grim sparrow]

Having to update to downgrade

[surreal mountain]

virtualapple

why virtualapple

weird name

[grim sparrow]

Wtf

[half walrus]

my arm laptop does the same thing

[surreal mountain]

hmmmm

interesting

[grim sparrow]

How is your used ram 1115

[lime pivot]

God believes smart telephones should not have internet connectivity and should be a 64-bit real-mode operating system running at 640x480 in 16 colors

[half walrus]

1 sec

[surreal mountain]

@grim sparrow im also compiling llvm in the bg

[grim sparrow]

How tf

[lime pivot]

I miss my MacBookAir6,2

[grim sparrow]

@surreal mountain buy me an armbook

[lime pivot]

about the last MacBook you could actually run Linux on where it'll only be mostly ass, not completely ass or impossible

[half walrus]

Virtual (8) is the cpu name that gets reported to an emulated x64 bash.exe

[surreal mountain]

ahhhhh

[surreal mountain]

shouldve asked my 2 days ago

[half walrus]

3ghz native but it apparently reports 1.6ghz to emulated programs

[lime pivot]

I had to do some wacky thing with CPU states because Linux was just pegging one of my CPU cores to 100% for apparently no reason

[grim sparrow]

FUCK

[restive ether]

bash 4

[lime pivot]

it wouldn't be Linux without some stupid hardware-related problem where the answer is "we're not actually sure why it does this but you can run these commands to work around it"

[surreal mountain]

just depsited a lto of money into my td account

[lime pivot]

TD = Tim (Cook) Deposit right

[surreal mountain]

correct

[lime pivot]

Timothy thanks you for your thoughtful donation to ensuring human rights abuses in their supply chain continue as long as possible

[half walrus]

i’d use WSL but borked

[lime pivot]

haven't gotten Linux to boot yet @half walrus?

[restive ether]

WSL big broke on arm

sad

[half walrus]

donate to support * children

*(abuse of)

[surreal mountain]

do i speed up a vm with 24 vcpus and see how fast it compiles llvm

[half walrus]

haven’t found the motivation to try yet

[surreal mountain]

literally for free

[restive ether]

love my blood jewels to power my iphone

[half walrus]

i have to build the whole thing myself

[restive ether]

obviously

[half walrus]

make sure to use -G ninja

[surreal mountain]

ight

why

is ninja faster

or is gnu make faster

[half walrus]

if ur not using ninja no wonder ur shits slow

[surreal mountain]

or xcodebuild

[half walrus]

ninja is fastest

[restive ether]

make deez nuts

[lime pivot]

I love that when this bill banning US corporations from selling products made using China's forced labor was floated, journalists went to corporations to hear their opinions and they went "um uhhh ummm we don't think we use slave labor???"

[surreal mountain]

[half walrus]

it tells u to use it on the llvm guide

[surreal mountain]

[half walrus]

degeneratefetch

[surreal mountain]

true

should i make objc alt

[lime pivot]

apparently Apple had shirts manufactured by enslaved Uyghurs, I uh, may be wearing one right now

don't know how to feel about that

just yikes

[restive ether]

yikes do they really

i haven’t heard about that

thought it was just suicidal Han Chinese people

[half walrus]

that’s why i buy all my merch bootleg

[restive ether]

ah abused workers making bootleg stuff instead

[lime pivot]

I mean thank god all they uncovered are shirts they only really sell at the corporate HQ Apple Stores and probably also the ones store employees wear

[slate night]

Hey I would need to know where is the directory of the now playing lockscreen widget with filza because I would want to put it like vanished

If you know what I mean by that

[lime pivot]

it's bad but less bad than hundreds of thousands of iPhones unknowingly being manufactured with slave labor

too bad, these shirts do seem rather custom

[restive ether]

yeah instead of slave labor it’s just depressed foxconn workers

[surreal mountain]

https://cdn.quiprr.dev/WsBrT2HD.png kek

[lime pivot]

I have old Apple shirts that are American Apparel branded on the tag

[surreal mountain]

do we think building llvm on arm vs rosetta will be faster

[lime pivot]

how exactly did Apple go from one of the most ethical clothing manufacturers to apparently one of the least

[half walrus]

$

[lime pivot]

ok yeah that

[half walrus]

basically any time “how did x go from a to b”

“investors”

[lime pivot]

I mean

how else did we end up seeing Indian iPhone assembly line workers being paid like $7 a month

[restive ether]

im too young to ever remember them being ethical to any degree

i mean....steve jobs

[lime pivot]

it's India but even that is disgustingly offensive

[half walrus]

all about big line number go up

especially with cook now

[surreal mountain]

llvm 92% done on m1

is there any special shit i need to do on linux

[lime pivot]

and I don't expect them to ever give a fuck because AAPL go brrr

[restive ether]

tim cook seems nicer than steve jobs at least

not saying much but yeah

[surreal mountain]

steve jobs was kinda cock

[restive ether]

he was a self absorbed dickhead

[surreal mountain]

system load 0.78%

KEK

[lime pivot]

at least in the end Steve seemed to have more of a heart for ethical problems than Tim apparently does

[half walrus]

it had positives tho

[restive ether]

he died because he refused to believe in science lol

[half walrus]

yeah it was like

man had some real issues

but he wasn’t a robot

[lime pivot]

but yes he's also enough of a dumbass that he literally slowly killed himself

[restive ether]

let’s just stick a crystal in my ass instead of real medical treatment

[half walrus]

mood

[tepid olive]

^

[half walrus]

american healthcare rn

[lime pivot]

seeing him get super skinny and lose his hair in barely his early 40s was heartbreaking

[surreal mountain]

so

since these cpus kinda suck

[lime pivot]

lmao

[surreal mountain]

im not expecting this to compile fast

[lime pivot]

Jobs's 1972 Homestead High School yearbook photo

[surreal mountain]

wtf

true

on llvm-reduce oin m1

95%

1h 21m

to fully build llvm

on m1

@restive ether @tepid olive

[restive ether]

not bad

[surreal mountain]

yeah

[tepid olive]

not bad at all

was that with procursus? @surreal mountain

[half walrus]

llvm or llvm and all sub projects

[tepid olive]

so i can compare to my comp

[surreal mountain]

no mine froze

[lime pivot]

what are you building pro on @tepid olive?

[half walrus]

building just llvm and clang took 2 minutes on the server

[surreal mountain]

all

[tepid olive]

@lime pivot 2019 16-inch

uhhhh lemme see the cpu

[lime pivot]

good choice

[tepid olive]

2.6 GHz 6-Core Intel Core i7

[surreal mountain]

true

[lime pivot]

ah base CPU

still good

[tepid olive]

i would rather use my desktop but my desktop is not portable

[restive ether]

bruh

[surreal mountain]

resolving deltas

[lime pivot]

just a few less cores and no hyperthreading

and probably another like 2 hours battery life

(for a total of 3 hours)

[tepid olive]

lmao

im actually quite happy with my battery. i do want that m1 tho

[half walrus]

it’s expensive i try and use it a lot

[surreal mountain]

https://cdn.quiprr.dev/P07sfH7w.png

[lime pivot]

what does coconutbattery say the capacity is

mine is fucked

84.9% after 14 months

[half walrus]

use it with my arm laptop + vs code server so it’s like working on an x86 specced up mac

[lime pivot]

lmao

[tardy narwhal]

huh, do you also have a mbp16 kirb

[surreal mountain]

@half walrus who hosts it?

[lime pivot]

yeah

[surreal mountain]

aws?

[half walrus]

someone in community

[surreal mountain]

o

[lime pivot]

I've asked others who bought the 2020 MacBooks and they reported the same dramatic drop in capacity

[tepid olive]

@lime pivot my shift key has been sticky since a bit over a month after i got it :(

idk how to clean

[tardy narwhal]

mine’s at 93% after roughly 10 months

[lime pivot]

eek

yeahhhhh maintaining scissor keyboards is already hard

[restive ether]

lithium ion batteries need to die

[tepid olive]

my bat capacity is 97.8% after 6 months according to CoconutBattery

[tardy narwhal]

but damn 84% rip

[lime pivot]

and butterfly was just worse, Apple claimed they could fix individual keys but more often than not the broken key mechanisms are a write-off

[surreal mountain]

does coconutbattery work on m1

has anyone seen

[lime pivot]

yeah that's definitely way better than mine, guess they fixed the battery issue eventually

[surreal mountain]

or do i need to test

[tepid olive]

i pray i can take keys off this keyboard

because this shift key kills me sometimes

itll be fine then i dont use it for a day and come back and its completely sticky

[lime pivot]

the plastic bits that actually secure butterfly keys in place were insanely thin

[tepid olive]

then another day its just fine

[lime pivot]

plastic snaps and metal will bend, can't do much about that except not make your keyboard mechanism so fucking miniaturised it self-destructs in use

[tepid olive]

F

[surreal mountain]

eek

[lime pivot]

I may have also had a friend spill a full glass of water on this laptop

…yeah

[surreal mountain]

lol

[tepid olive]

libHalf-2_5.25.dylib 
libIex-2_5.25.dylib 
libIexMath-2_5.25.dylib 
libIlmImf-2_5.25.dylib 
libIlmThread-2_5.25.dylib 
libImath-2_5.25.dylib 
libMagick++-7.Q16HDRI.4.dylib 
libMagickCore-7.Q16HDRI.8.dylib 
libMagickWand-7.Q16HDRI.8.dylib 
libSystem.B.dylib 
libbz2.1.0.dylib 
libc++.1.dylib 
libfontconfig.1.dylib 
libfreetype.6.dylib 
libglib-2.0.0.dylib 
libgs.9.dylib 
libheif.1.dylib 
libintl.8.dylib 
libjbig.0.dylib 
libjemalloc.2.dylib 
liblcms2.2.dylib 
liblqr-1.0.dylib 
libltdl.7.dylib 
liblzma.5.dylib 
libomp.1.dylib 
libopenjp2.7.dylib 
libpng16.16.dylib 
libtiff.5.dylib 
libwebp.7.dylib 
libwebpdemux.2.dylib 
libwebpmux.3.dylib 
libxml2.2.dylib 
libz.1.dylib 
libzip.5.dylib 
``` writing control files sucks ![frcoal](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/784338955759517696.webp?size=128 "frcoal")

[surreal mountain]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[tepid olive]

big sur

for sure

[tepid olive]

im not entirely sure but alcohol has been in some treacherously close situations with this laptop

[lime pivot]

you won't be getting Xcode 10.2 or up on big sur https://xcodereleases.com/

[tepid olive]

this is the movie night computer

[lime pivot]

um

high sierra***

lmao

[surreal mountain]

https://cdn.quiprr.dev/NBGjesz8.png

[tepid olive]

WebAssembly? Cringe!

[surreal mountain]

tell that to llvm

[tepid olive]

dog vid, sound on

[slate night]

Chewbaka

[tepid olive]

love huskies

[lime pivot]

what makes me more angry is that this was a custom order laptop that rolled right off the production and line straight to my front door

not like it was sitting around in a stock room for months

[surreal mountain]

eek

thats tough

[slate night]

I would have a question I would need to know where is the directory of the now playing lockscreen widget because I would want to vanished the background...

[surreal mountain]

uh

flex it

hook it

set property

[slate night]

I would have a question I would need to know where is the directory of the now playing lockscreen widget because I would want to vanished the background...
Pin me in the answer please

[surreal mountain]

i just told you the answer

there is no directory

that isnt how it works

[slate night]

But like how can I vanished it?

[surreal mountain]

flex it
@surreal mountain

hook it
@everyone

set property
@surreal mountain

[slate night]

How do I do that

[lime pivot]

deleting system files will most likely cause a respring loop anyway

[slate night]

I need to show my iPhone a racks ?!

[surreal mountain]

god please tell me someone has done this already

[slate night]

Then show my phone to a hooker

[surreal mountain]

what

[slate night]

And take the hooker her property

Nan but he said that I am not that dumb

[lime pivot]

[slate night]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-fucking-serious-bro-are-you-for-real-youre-kidding-right-youre-joking-right-thats-not-true-is-it-gif-14382351

https://tenor.com/view/juice-wrld-are-you-fucking-serous-bro-gif-14725857

[surreal mountain]

its funny bc i told you exactly what to do

literal

%hook NowPlayingViewControllerSomething
-(BOOL)isHidden {
  return YES;
}
%end```

or something like that

[slate night]

https://tenor.com/view/umm-confused-blinking-okay-white-guy-blinking-gif-7513882

I do not understand the words that are coming out of your mouth

Ok so where do I put that?

[restive ether]

@slate night then you better learn

go learn

[slate night]

No but where do I have to put it?

[surreal mountain]

Tweak.xm

[slate night]

In filza?

[restive ether]

bruh

literally

[tepid olive]

Secret way to get new ios features: just dyld_shared_cache from a newer ios to the older one and reboot

[restive ether]

no

[tepid olive]

Apple does NOT want jailbreakers to know!

[lime pivot]

running out of space? delete /System/Library/Caches!

[surreal mountain]

true

[lime pivot]

pleasedonotdothis

damn ok fair argument

you got me

[tardy narwhal]

cringe bro! who wipes caches if you can wipe /var

[slate night]

Ok so look

[lime pivot]

how to make computer go fast:

1. delete the cache files that make it go fast
2. wonder why it's no different
3. upgrade your hardware you dumbass

[surreal mountain]

im looking

[lime pivot]

big gamer moment

big sur moment

[surreal mountain]

go ahead

cluster of m1s

[restive ether]

is this guy going to ask about filza again because he’s so insistent on bootlooping himself

[surreal mountain]

export code=code-exploration

oops

[slate night]

I want to make the “now playing” widget vanished, But with that I need the directory of the files that I have to do a modification with and then create a tweak for cydia a download it so how do I do that

[surreal mountain]

we are getting there

[restive ether]

bruh

this poor man

lmao

[tardy narwhal]

google translate it the first destination i presume

[surreal mountain]

ill throw it together real quick

[tardy narwhal]

second is sticking to gta mods

[restive ether]

legibility of the media player 0%

ask aaron to translate that

[surreal mountain]

so what do you want to do

hide the background

or hide it altogether

[restive ether]

yes

[slate night]

Look hold on ima get an image

[restive ether]

[surreal mountain]

or just say 1 word

but ok

[restive ether]

lmao

[surreal mountain]

[restive ether]

the weeb one or the suicide one

[slate night]

Vanished the background like that

[surreal mountain]

so how did you do that

[restive ether]

gross

[surreal mountain]

cuz clearly

a tweak already exists, no?

[restive ether]

lmao

this image made me suicidal

[tardy narwhal]

you can literally use colormenotifs to remove the bg afaik

or Velvet

[slate night]

Yes but it is for other ios and on 14 there is no

[surreal mountain]

oops i deleted it

[surreal mountain]

why dont you just download it and test it

[restive ether]

[surreal mountain]

bruh

ok nvm

not helping

[slate night]

I already did it but it crash because it is not supported on ios 14

[tardy narwhal]

no the real version and not pirated

[surreal mountain]

@half walrus itll say virtual even if it isnt emulated/under rosetta

[slate night]

Yes but it is not supported on ios 14!!

[surreal mountain]

wait

im fucking stupid

LMAO

[half walrus]

^

[surreal mountain]

true

[half walrus]

i keep getting support emails for versions of HPP not on my repo

[surreal mountain]

i was running an x86_64 bin

so

[slate night]

What are the hyi and how do I do that

[surreal mountain]

LMAO

[restive ether]

oh man...

[tardy narwhal]

triangle stop

[half walrus]

like "hi i just downloaded HPP 1.2.3"

[restive ether]

this poor guy

[half walrus]

[surreal mountain]

@half walrus i dealt with a guy the other day

hes like

[half walrus]

aka the latest version on hyi

[surreal mountain]

why do my home screen page dots look like this

[tepid olive]

I ended up going back to the mall and I told them no one was answering the phone and they said their number changed

[surreal mountain]

i was like

that looks like homeplus

hes like

i dont have homeplus

i said

[slate night]

Ok so look at first I am french and second I am new to the like devlopers tweak all that shit

[surreal mountain]

do sudo apt list --installed and put it on pastebin

[tepid olive]

So this entire time, I was being put on hold for a non existent apple store

[surreal mountain]

literal homeplus pro

[half walrus]

i made pagebar off by default i think

[surreal mountain]

LMAOOOOO

[half walrus]

idk

[surreal mountain]

L

[tardy narwhal]

legends say if you learn Clojure you can make good tweaks

@slate night

[surreal mountain]

this guy didnt even know he had it

[slate night]

Omfg

[tardy narwhal]

just learn it bro
https://clojure.org

[tepid olive]

dude what

_ _

I'm convinced triangle shitposted his way into the electra team lmao

just kicked over my trashcan

held trash

disgusting

[slate night]

https://tenor.com/view/oof-simpsons-gif-14031953

[surreal mountain]

What is the hyi

[half walrus]

mojave

[surreal mountain]

^

[slate night]

Loook I just want the thing to access to the file that I can modified to put it vanished

[surreal mountain]

get the fucking tweak bro

[slate night]

On filza!!!

[tardy narwhal]

it’s no file though

[surreal mountain]

this isnt funny anymore

[restive ether]

are you a troll or seriously that stupid

i can’t figure it out

[slate night]

Bro I am serious asf

[restive ether]

because you’ve gotten the same response 5+ times and you keep saying the same shit

[slate night]

THE FUCKING TWEAK IS NOT SUPPORTED ON IOS 14

[tepid olive]

ColorMeNotifs

Brings colors to your notifications!

Author

MrGcGamer

Version

1.5.2

Repo

Packix

Bundle ID

com.mrgcgamer.colormenotifs

More Info

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Packix - Page 1/1 · Dec 27, 2020, 1:43 AM

[surreal mountain]

have you tried it

[restive ether]

here’s a list of things i didn’t ask

[surreal mountain]

IM 7

dotp its

1234567890

[phone]

[restive ether]

.

[half walrus]

my mom phone number is 4

[surreal mountain]

can you do something

then i can help you

everyone shut up

[tardy narwhal]

that’s not even the tweak they were talking about

lmao

[tepid olive]

ColorMeNotifs

Brings colors to your notifications!

Author

MrGcGamer

Version

1.5.2

Repo

Packix

Bundle ID

com.mrgcgamer.colormenotifs

More Info

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[surreal mountain]

STFU

go to sources

and screenshot that

and send it

gm @steady nest

[steady nest]

IDA 7.5 fixed xrefs on armv7 shit let's go

[tardy narwhal]

are the legends true that if I do clojure I am a 10x engineer @vivid dew

[steady nest]

gm @surreal mountain

[surreal mountain]

godforsaken armv7

[half walrus]

we need a fuckisgoingon cli tool to just dump all info about sources and shit

[tardy narwhal]

i will learn clojure now

[surreal mountain]

should i make

i will make it in lua

[half walrus]

do not

[surreal mountain]

that way no elucubratus users get assistance

go to sources

[restive ether]

does elu not have lua

[surreal mountain]

and add

@restive ether dont think so

[restive ether]

[[lua]]

[tepid olive]

lua5.3

Simple, extensible, embeddable programming language

Author

Sam Bingner

Version

5.3.5-1

Repo

Bingner/Elucubratus

Bundle ID

lua5.3

More Info

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[surreal mountain]

i lied

[[lua]]

[tepid olive]

luajit

Just in time compiler for Lua programming language version 5.1

Author

Hayden Seay

Version

2.1.0~beta3+git377a848

Repo

Procursus

Bundle ID

luajit

More Info

View on Parcility

Procursus - Page 3/13 · Dec 27, 2020, 1:48 AM

[restive ether]

also pro doesn’t have lua

just luajit

[surreal mountain]

what is the diff

[half walrus]

idk what might the difference between

lua

and luajit

be

[restive ether]

pretty sure there’s a difference

[surreal mountain]

just in time compiling

but

yes

why does just in time compiling exist if the lang isnt eventrereh

e

[half walrus]

eventrereh

[surreal mountain]

fuck you pussy

[restive ether]

lmao he actually did it

cc @tardy narwhal

oh who deleted it

[surreal mountain]

stupid

[restive ether]

god dammit

i wanted to show mass1ve

[slate night]

Stealing what?

[surreal mountain]

capt

[tardy narwhal]

@restive ether did he actually

[surreal mountain]

you fucking

bruh

[restive ether]

yes

lol

[tardy narwhal]

OH MY GOD

LMFAO

[slate night]

How do I do that

[surreal mountain]

no

[tardy narwhal]

you guys are legends i love you

[surreal mountain]

he doesnt

thats the funniest part

lets not delete anymore

@grave sparrow #development message

[grim sparrow]

lol

L

Lmao

[slate night]

Here ya go

[surreal mountain]

ok so it turns out

u have the issue

so there is something else u need to do

but i forget what it is

[tepid olive]

since i fucked up my layout i personally create a plist for Pagebar and use it in DynamicLibraries

it works fine

[surreal mountain]

perhaps my personal assistant @tardy narwhal

[surreal mountain]

what????????????/

[tepid olive]

@tardy narwhal someone told me i dont know anything about procursus earlier on reddit

[surreal mountain]

pagebar is a part of homeplus>?????

[tepid olive]

yes

[surreal mountain]

which doesnt have its own dylib??????????????????????????????????????????????????/

[tepid olive]

it’s in /usr/lib

[half walrus]

it does have its own

[surreal mountain]

wtf

[grim sparrow]

LMAO

[surreal mountain]

WTF

WHER

[half walrus]

i just dlopen it in the main tweak

[surreal mountain]

why

[tepid olive]

no lol

[half walrus]

there's a toggle in settings

[tepid olive]

ofc not

[half walrus]

to use it

[tepid olive]

/usr/lib

kek

[half walrus]

i cant remember why i do that i just do it that way

[grim sparrow]

Fuck

Oh yeah that’s it

[tepid olive]

practical stuff

[surreal mountain]

seems stupid lol

[half walrus]

oh i know why i do it that way

i dont have the source

[surreal mountain]

bruh

LMAOOO

[half walrus]

its literally just the dylib

and HomePlus doesn't require having the source for the tweak to integrate into its settings via the custom view

you just add a really tiny plist to the pref bundle and it creates a homeplus live integration

and pagebar was a really really nice example to show that off

except i couldn

't find the source

[restive ether]

he basically pulled the anyone could add this to elu point @surreal mountain

which is true

[surreal mountain]

link pls

[tepid olive]

just ask calico

[restive ether]

but is anyone gonna do it? no

[surreal mountain]

dumb ass mfs

[restive ether]

he deleted the comment

[surreal mountain]

nooooo

[restive ether]

because alex was like

you know he made pro right

[half walrus]

calico gave the source to krit and krit bricked their hackintosh a month later and lost literally all of the code

[restive ether]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781041045760770049/792449492149469205/image0.jpg

[tepid olive]

man brought up odyssey like anyone mentioned odyssey

[restive ether]

and libhooker

lol

[surreal mountain]

haha pussy

[grim sparrow]

lol

Nice

My dock is kinda small

[half walrus]

you need a section in your readme

Reasons to switch to procursus:

[tardy narwhal]

lmfao

[half walrus]

1. i have the biggest dick

[tardy narwhal]

obviously you don’t hayden you dingus

[surreal mountain]

well

did he end up buying you the beer

[tardy narwhal]

also bro just make™️ the tweak @slate night

[tepid olive]

@half walrus Better: depictions with "Hayden has the biggest dick." right on top

[tardy narwhal]

see ez

[restive ether]

just delete the file bro

[half walrus]

2. electric bus and odesy have small dkci inirgy

[grim sparrow]

tiny dock

[half walrus]

this makes me sad about my air 3

no checkra1n

[restive ether]

lightroom on da ipad

[half walrus]

stuck on 13.5.1

[grim sparrow]

yep this is my air 3 lol

[tepid olive]

if file(1) doesnt release a new version soon im gonna cry

ive been waiting 2 months

[surreal mountain]

@tepid olive since substitute is OS, could i make a repo for that and advertise it as a substitute-based jailbreak with procursus

[tardy narwhal]

my mom said people who are named gottfried will murder, i will not trade my pokemon cards with u

[surreal mountain]

or has it not been uodated in ages

or could i just rip a deb

[grim sparrow]

iOS 14 isn’t worth it, scribble not that great

[tepid olive]

google subcursus. idk if that still exists

[grim sparrow]

theres nothing good they added for ipados in 14

[surreal mountain]

doesnt look like it

[tepid olive]

https://github.com/Subcursus/Subcursus.github.io @surreal mountain looks like youd have to ask my friend Cameron about it

[restive ether]

watching old shows where they talk about old tech is funny

[tepid olive]

Reason(s) why Odyssey is better according to r/jailbreak:

1. Trust me bro

[surreal mountain]

o

wt

[restive ether]

they’re talking about firewire on NCIS

[surreal mountain]

oh i was looking at a non existant branch

i think

[tepid olive]

actually true

[tardy narwhal]

I can not trade my pokemon cards with you

and there’s nothing you can do about it

I have a Mewtwo Level.X

[grim sparrow]

[tepid olive]

r/jb are right usually, odyssey is better but they don’t know why

and that’s hilarious

[surreal mountain]

ok do u know why

[tepid olive]

https://apt.subcursus.cf neat

[surreal mountain]

without the bootstrap being an argument

[tepid olive]

yes

[restive ether]

r/jb subreddit commenters are wrong 10x more than they’re right

[surreal mountain]

ok have at it

[tepid olive]

i feel the need to correct people's odyssey praise occasionally because they're often wrong lol

[surreal mountain]

ill work on subcursus tonight if cameron wants to hand it over

[tepid olive]

odyssey is just more stable for me and i get better uptimes because the safe mode seems to work better

[surreal mountain]

then again

latest update november

[tepid olive]

but i don’t jailbreak

[surreal mountain]

yeah my experience is the exact opposite

ask @restive ether

[restive ether]

i just want the jbd bug fixed bro that’s all i ask

[tepid olive]

just dont use tweaks bro

that simple, never get a rando reboot

[surreal mountain]

odyssey has been far worse than u0 for me

[restive ether]

it’s happened with any

[tepid olive]

also sileo is my preferred package manager

[restive ether]

jbd just like

cpu is mine

[tepid olive]

idk why tbh

[surreal mountain]

i dont really use any package managers

i dont install shit often

[tepid olive]

ive got 2 test phones now and both just chill with no tweaks for ages

[surreal mountain]

and if i do its thru theos

[tepid olive]

13.0 and 13.5

[tepid olive]

i jailbroke T2 and ran pongo more today than iOS with tweaks

[half walrus]

same

any time im installing tweaks its probably me testing dragon on it

[surreal mountain]

exactly

[tepid olive]

i REALLY want that fixed

[surreal mountain]

i have tweaks

a good amount of tweaks

[half walrus]

its neat all of the tweaks i have installed i wrote

[tepid olive]

it happens with more and more packages

[half walrus]

i feel

[restive ether]

coolstar just needs to update the source code

[surreal mountain]

but i dont install a ton and uninstall all the damn time

[half walrus]

accomplished

[tepid olive]

i’m just enjoying perfectly stable iOS

[surreal mountain]

coolstar needs to do a lot

[restive ether]

i don’t know what they’re waiting for

nothing’s getting done

[tepid olive]

if we oss u will fix the main thread freeze?

[half walrus]

see i wrote all of my tweaks so i dont get this

[primal perch]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/875/816/430.gif

[tepid olive]

let’s hope the orion stuff gets them to pick blackjack back up

[tepid olive]

inaccurate. in detroit they woulda taken the door as well

i’m not sure if it’s canceled but swift hooking properly would be nice

[primal perch]

true but monsters inc formats are just too good

monsters inc as a whole is just a great movie

[restive ether]

also sileo needs better error logging

or feedback or something

[tepid olive]

yes

[restive ether]

like when the get button does fucking nothing

like thanks for telling me what’s wrong

[half walrus]

taking notes from substrate

[primal perch]

obama gaming

[tepid olive]

wow bro thats very wise of you

[primal perch]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-gaming-sphere-gif-14514677

[half walrus]

tweak not working? good luck

prefs not working?

[tepid olive]

https://tenor.com/view/hayden-gaming-glitch-gif-15076558

[half walrus]

lol

[restive ether]

also the fact that if issue is firmware it doesn’t tell you what version it needs

[primal perch]

hayden gaming outdoors

[restive ether]

it just says error firmware

lol

[tepid olive]

i hate that too bro

[half walrus]

firmware limits in control files are annoying

[tepid olive]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-my-h-ddiamondons-gif-19636211

[half walrus]

99% of the time its an arbitrary limit by the dev

[tepid olive]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hr1oBHPrLRg

where is the hayden

[primal perch]

inaccurate. name is linus

[tepid olive]

hayden gaming outdoors

[primal perch]

where is anthony tech tips

[tepid olive]

hayden tech tips

when

look at the video for the double nickel. its fucking insane

[primal perch]

anthony is the steve wozniak of ltt

[tepid olive]

"double nickel hayden outdoors"

ohhh

maybe its dime

idk

[primal perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/742285585846239272.gif?v=1

[tepid olive]

just look it up on youtube

[primal perch]

@narrow mason

[tepid olive]

yeah that shit

[primal perch]

hayden outdoors true

[tepid olive]

insane

[restive ether]

sileo source on da github???

[tepid olive]

its only like 42 mil

[gaunt mesa]

what

the

hell

[tepid olive]

what

hayden outdoors makes me sad im named hayden. because ill never live up to the fucking outdoors empire hayden outdoors has made

[primal perch]

when is hayden outdoors filing for ipo

i need to buy some shares

[gaunt mesa]

no

[tepid olive]

not a bad lil farm there

hayden indoors

[gaunt mesa]

shut up

fool

hello

i am doing well

go to dm capt

[tepid olive]

-f

[half walrus]

gotta make the output not indicate that though

[gaunt mesa]

[half walrus]

<some cryptic tech word>: x found

yeah we had the same idea

fuck yeah

[tepid olive]

some package manager should have a postinst check feature to warn you of any removals tbh
if some ass wants to remove system files you’d know

or just don’t install random debs

[half walrus]

postinst shouldn't exist though

like

you have a staging directory to stage shit

stage the shit

[gaunt mesa]

postinst is great

only for regisrtering launch daemons

[half walrus]

a script ran with root permissions that the user cannot physically see until it's already been ran

[surreal mountain]

@gaunt mesa

[half walrus]

is kinda really dumb

[gaunt mesa]

or doing what some very cringe people do and stuffing it with emojis and echo commands

[half walrus]

see i do like that part tho

[surreal mountain]

@tepid olive

[tepid olive]

if you are gonna move system files; just use NSTask lol

[half walrus]

i personalize install messages on a few of my tweaks

[tepid olive]

Repo Info

Name

Litten's Wondercafé ☕️🌸

Description

🌸

Packages

17

Sections

3

Native Depiction Support

true

URL

https://repo.litten.love/

More Info

View on Parcility

Litten's Wondercafé ☕️🌸 · Dec 27, 2020, 2:19 AM

true

[primal perch]

/repo nuts

[tepid olive]

Repo with slug nuts doesn't exist!

shepgoba#0128 · Dec 27, 2020, 2:19 AM

@vivid dew, Couldn't find anything matching that search query!

[primal perch]

/repo scoop

[tepid olive]

Repo with slug scoop doesn't exist!

shepgoba#0128 · Dec 27, 2020, 2:19 AM

[primal perch]

/repo scoob

[tepid olive]

Repo with slug scoob doesn't exist!

shepgoba#0128 · Dec 27, 2020, 2:19 AM

Repo with slug propr doesn't exist!

christmas propr#3816 · Dec 27, 2020, 2:19 AM

[primal perch]

/repo jules

[tepid olive]

Repo with slug jules doesn't exist!

shepgoba#0128 · Dec 27, 2020, 2:19 AM

[gaunt mesa]

stop

[tepid olive]

slug

[surreal mountain]

lol

[gaunt mesa]

yeah litten is cringe

[primal perch]

this bot seesliterally nothing

[gaunt mesa]

/eval

[tepid olive]

Something went wrong!

this command is for owners only!

tale#1111 · Dec 27, 2020, 2:20 AM

[gaunt mesa]

[surreal mountain]

/repo quiprr

[tepid olive]

Repo Info

Name

quiprr

Description

APT Repository for myself and others to host software and such.

Packages

80

Sections

4

Native Depiction Support

true

URL

https://repo.quiprr.dev/

More Info

View on Parcility

quiprr · Dec 27, 2020, 2:20 AM

[half walrus]

[primal perch]

/repo dghost

[tepid olive]

Repo with slug dghost doesn't exist!

shepgoba#0128 · Dec 27, 2020, 2:20 AM

Something went wrong!

this command is for owners only!

christmas propr#3816 · Dec 27, 2020, 2:20 AM

[primal perch]

/repo dgh0st

[tepid olive]

Repo Info

Name

DGh0st's repo

Description

DGh0st's Cydia Repository

Packages

48

Sections

2

Native Depiction Support

false

URL

https://dgh0st.github.io/

More Info

View on Parcility

DGh0st's repo · Dec 27, 2020, 2:20 AM

[primal perch]

yea true

[half walrus]

i have the exact same aesthetic tho y so mean

[gaunt mesa]

eh

[primal perch]

/repo obama

[tepid olive]

Repo with slug obama doesn't exist!

shepgoba#0128 · Dec 27, 2020, 2:20 AM

[gaunt mesa]

i don't see you saying "yaw" instead of yeah

[surreal mountain]

[half walrus]

just search dpkg -l

[gaunt mesa]

-l

[tardy narwhal]

where did my guy go

is he still busy with hyi

[gaunt mesa]

[primal perch]

gm @tardy narwhal

[half walrus]

dpkg -l | grep "heckyouri" && echo 'Flux Capacitors: 12' || echo 'Flux Capacitors: 13'

[tardy narwhal]

@primal perch gm señor

[gaunt mesa]

lmao

pager

[primal perch]

UIAlertActionStyleDestructive

[gaunt mesa]

UIAlertActionStyleCock

[tepid olive]

[[CockAlerts]]

@tepid olive, Couldn't find anything matching that search query!

[primal perch]

what else should i put on settingswidgets utlity widget

[gaunt mesa]

great my fucking powerline adapter is bork again

[primal perch]

i have a respring button rn

one more spot

[half walrus]

noise cancellation

for airpod pros

[tepid olive]

true

[half walrus]

please

[primal perch]

ok

[half walrus]

bc i'm about to look at adding that to veza

cuz it's annoying having to do like 5 things to get to it

[tepid olive]

airpods max support sir 🙏🙏🙏

[gaunt mesa]

hello pls add cock cancellation to veza

requested feature

thank you developer

[primal perch]

im just gonna do generic stuff tho or maybe actually make a usable 3rd party api for it

[gaunt mesa]

hi shep

[primal perch]

hi

[half walrus]

the best part about 3rd party apis is nobody uses them anymore

[lime pivot]

PLEASE

it’s so dumb

[half walrus]

H+ has a whole ass insane extension framework

[lime pivot]

I don’t fucking use spatial audio and don’t think I ever will

[half walrus]

the one guy who used it quit tweak dev a month later

[primal perch]

i mean ccsupport is pretty good

[lime pivot]

and whenever I complain people are like “you know you can just press the stems lol” bro you don’t think I know that

[tepid olive]

do airpods have good soundstage after being able to do spatial audio

[primal perch]

ive written like 2 modules for that and its convenient

[gaunt mesa]

wtf adam

[lime pivot]

hi ren artificial intelligence

[half walrus]

kirb gets it

[gaunt mesa]

true i am artifical intelligence

[surreal mountain]

my command worked fine stfu

[gaunt mesa]

fat

[tepid olive]

spatial audio is amazing

[lime pivot]

Ren AI Enterprises, LLC

[surreal mountain]

@tepid olive shit thats the main reason i want to update

but

cant lose sep

[half walrus]

spatial audio is great except nothing uses it

[gaunt mesa]

WiseOwl tho

[half walrus]

like

[tepid olive]

even when not running spatial audio content

[surreal mountain]

true

[tepid olive]

would be cool to have a setting for it

[half walrus]

i literally have not been able to use the spatial audio feature in the month i’ve had them

[tepid olive]

soundstage

i mean i watch movies and they use it

[gaunt mesa]

hyper-v bork

[lime pivot]

yeah nor do I play content encoded with dolby whatever patent money factory thingy

[gaunt mesa]

"dolby whatever patent money factory thingy"

[primal perch]

good soundstage is kinda pog

[lime pivot]

you know it’s patented to fuck when Apple tells you the Dolby branded name

[primal perch]

although id rather have good detail and a frequency response that isnt ass

[lime pivot]

otherwise they’d just call it Spatial Audio

[half walrus]

mid scoop go brrr

[primal perch]

nooo

mids good

[gaunt mesa]

scro[

[half walrus]

mid bad

remove

[primal perch]

bro i got the hd 650 and i love mids now

[lime pivot]

$300 AirPods Pro made my $300 Sonys seem worse in every way

[tepid olive]

almost got the Beats Solo 3 lmao

[half walrus]

even in my MDR7506 monitor headphones fuck mids

[tepid olive]

they literally don’t have mids

[lime pivot]

like I actually can’t use them any more, they just sound bad

[half walrus]

but i have hearing loss

so if it’s not mid scooped all i can hear are the mids

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

it’s all bassy crap

[lime pivot]

also got $90 Sennheiser earbuds which sound better than the AirPods because obv they do

[tepid olive]

true

[half walrus]

better than pros?

[lime pivot]

Sennheiser > AirPods > Sonys

[half walrus]

& are they wired?

[lime pivot]

wired

[half walrus]

because i need a wired pair

of good headphones

v aesthetic

[lime pivot]

Sennheiser CX3

[tepid olive]

i got AirPods 2 w/ my mbp and they sucked so bad i mained 30$ skullcandy earbuds which sounded better and felt better

[primal perch]

tru

[surreal mountain]

i prefer airpods 1 shape to app

ive had all 3 but 1 and 2 are the same

[tepid olive]

airpods 1?

[surreal mountain]

i prefer 1 by far in terms of shape, but upgraded for ANC

[half walrus]

discontinued

oh the white ones are

still

[primal perch]

beyerdynamic if you like going deaf

[lime pivot]

only pain point is that they have a right angle plug that wears out right at the end

I bought 3 of them in the past like 6 years

3rd pair didn’t get much action cause I got the AirPods, without question way more convenient when I’m out

but the Sennheisers are great sitting at a desk and with my iPod

[half walrus]

airpods are more convenient but i don't like how they look ig

too pretentious + dorky looking

[lime pivot]

well the not-pros look stupid

pros look like how earbuds are meant to look I guess

[tepid olive]

krit just remember that people walk around with full headphones on

i think pros look kinda lit tbh

[half walrus]

they do look a lot better

esp when u get them lined up with ur mask that looks clean in your pfp

wired is just more my style

[tepid olive]

ok krit, lemme grab a pic of me without a mask and airpods in for you

[primal perch]

what 0 (zero) pussy

[tepid olive]

that pic is candid >:^|

[primal perch]

does to a mfer

[half walrus]

they look bad on me i'm sure they dont on u

[tepid olive]

i bet they look fine on u fam

[lime pivot]

I dislike when people angle them like tiny bluetooth earpieces

[tepid olive]

literally everyone buys them for the looks now

[half walrus]

alternatively i hate when people angle them straight down

[tepid olive]

and also because they’re to illiterate to use bluetooth

[primal perch]

sus

[half walrus]

ah yes they're too illiterate to buy bluetooth so they...

buy bluetooth?

?

[primal perch]

if i get pros itll be for the convenience dude

with apple shit they work very well

[lime pivot]

I just angle them however tf my fingers put them in my ears cause who cares

[tepid olive]

the airpods auto connect stuff and easy setup

[lime pivot]

ugh

[tepid olive]

they usually don’t even open bluetooth settings lol

[primal perch]

3rd party bluetooth works but like latency is ass

[lime pivot]

the multi device handover is literally the worst

[half walrus]

it works ok for me

[tepid olive]

source: i know many people who can’t connect to bluetooth stuff but use airpods fine

[half walrus]

multiple devices using the same pair of airpods that is

works super well

[tepid olive]

it's only bad with mac to other

[half walrus]

me using a bluetooth speaker at times

[tepid olive]

the mac team fucked it up

otherwise its ok

[lime pivot]

I can be on a teams call and my phone suddenly goes hey cool I see airpods I’ll auto connect no need to thank me!!!!

[half walrus]

never had that problem on windows actually

just pop settings and click connect and it even has all of the same features it does on iOS

[lime pivot]

because there’s no handoff on non-apple platforms

just falls back to being a standard BT 3.0 accessory

[half walrus]

and the audio lines up

[restive ether]

handoff is under appreciated

[half walrus]

w/ video

[lime pivot]

has Microsoft added the noise controls?

[half walrus]

thanks windows

no, but you can use them with the hold-control-thingy

and it works as expected

and pause/play/etc all works on windows

[tepid olive]

it’s not in the snowboard deb from pirate repos

[half walrus]

willing to bet the siri thing opens cortona as well

[tepid olive]

i think they download it from the modded dylibs

[half walrus]

not that that's a positive but

[tepid olive]

yes it is

[half walrus]

they feel native even on windows, it's really nice

microsoft porting java to apple silicon is kinda illustrative of the company attitude there

i like it

good company

[lime pivot]

legit it’s so weird that AirPods are the only modern Apple product that don’t create vendor lock-in

you get a few settings plus handoff and spatial audio on iOS/macOS that’s it

[restive ether]

@tepid olive it’s dynamically created if you have snowboard installed and install some tweak cracked by Mr. Andres

[lime pivot]

otherwise it’s just a Bluetooth 3.0 device like any other

[tepid olive]

Pul my homie

[tepid olive]

isn’t he gone

[half walrus]

pool andies

[restive ether]

no

[tepid olive]

lmao

[restive ether]

he made a new repo

[tepid olive]

what

[restive ether]

and somehow that makes everything beyyer

yeah

main repo