development

[nimble parcel]

also I’m working on a swift tweak development framework called Orion which should make its way into Theos soon

[high river]

Oh awesome

Will save me so much time

[nimble parcel]

learning objc is still nice since the classes/methods that you’re hooking will themselves be objc but once Orion is out it won’t be a necessity (tbf it isn’t rn either if you use Flex/Cycript/Supercharge)

[high river]

I might learn Orion and Obj-C later for fun

[nimble parcel]

I’ve never heard of anyone using Cycript to make tweaks but it’s theoretically possible — but objs is better of course (:

[high river]

lol

[gaunt mesa]

heyo

[high river]

honeslty i know about flex but idk how to use it

[nimble parcel]

just don’t hold your breath on it rn, Orion might take a few months because I’m busy with stuff atm and even when Orion is in beta it won’t be usable until I freeze the ABI

[gaunt mesa]

i found the exact issue for this on theos issues page but that's with iproxy only which im not using.
bingner also mentioned that this can happen if theos connects via dropbear, which i don't think mine is.

[high river]

Ye it fine

[gaunt mesa]

so why would i be having this

[high river]

I'm in a gaming phase rn

barely give myself time to code

[nimble parcel]

I’m in a too many college assignments to do jackshit phase rn

[tardy narwhal]

you’ll make it kabir

[gaunt mesa]

one more week tho right?

[nimble parcel]

yep just a week to go

[nimble parcel]

<3

[gaunt mesa]

gm saadat

[tardy narwhal]

gm

[nimble parcel]

gm to y’all

[gaunt mesa]

i have break in one week too

but high school so its irrelevant

[nimble parcel]

even though it’s 10 PM for me

[gaunt mesa]

kabir ur pretty much living on EST rn

[tardy narwhal]

time is relative bro, it’s always time for gm

[gaunt mesa]

TRUE

we say gm at like 1am

or 5pm

[nimble parcel]

no I surprisingly fixed that

[gaunt mesa]

it has the same meaning

took u long enough

[nimble parcel]

I mean I’m still sleeping at 5 AM but I’m waking up by like 11 now

[gaunt mesa]

ah so u just hurt urself more

[nimble parcel]

spot on

[gaunt mesa]

lol i have lost the ability to sleep less than 8 hours consecutively

[tardy narwhal]

where’s the drug abuse though

[nimble parcel]

if there’s anything college has taught me it’s that you can never hurt yourself enough

[gaunt mesa]

if i pull an all nighter i need like 6-8 weeks to recharge

[nimble parcel]

6-8 weeks?

[tardy narwhal]

as student i expect full ritalin usage and overtime work

else fake news

[nimble parcel]

where 2 get drugs to abuse when ur stuck at home 24/7 advice appreciated ty

[tepid olive]

[tardy narwhal]

where you live, I’ll hook you up

[high river]

lmao

[tardy narwhal]

you’re brown I’m brown, I gotchu bro

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

just mek meth lab

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

hide it in ur room

[nimble parcel]

my mom told me that this is how they dox you

[high river]

tru tru

[gaunt mesa]

kabir sir have u gotten a haircut

[tardy narwhal]

bro I’m probably tech support and I will scam you, but dw about that part

just tell me your CC details

[nimble parcel]

absolutely not

[gaunt mesa]

i thought u wanted to cut it

[nimble parcel]

i changed my mind

long hair sexy

[gaunt mesa]

long hair kabir

[nimble parcel]

especially long curly hair

[gaunt mesa]

facetime me when u have long hair

[tepid olive]

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=where+to+get+meth

@nimble parcel

[nimble parcel]

I sorta do rn

[gaunt mesa]

how long are u gonna grow it tho?

[nimble parcel]

why did my phone just ask for my location

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

[tepid olive]

^ other when emotes

[nimble parcel]

I like to think I know the answer but honestly it’s just as long as I can tolerate it to put off getting a haircut

[gaunt mesa]

wait a sec

kabir doesn't even work on that

[nimble parcel]

shh

[gaunt mesa]

kabir is kirb/krit?

bro?

gonna drop this here while we wait

[nimble parcel]

will delet in 5

[restive ether]

that was only like 10 seconds wtf

[nimble parcel]

sorry to everyone who missed my sexy hair

[restive ether]

i am quite jealous

[nimble parcel]

5 seconds I did say

[restive ether]

dang i thought you meant 5 minutes not 5 seconds

[nimble parcel]

I would also be jealous if I were not me

[restive ether]

[tepid olive]

bruh

[restive ether]

my white luscious locks just aren’t cutting it anymore

[tepid olive]

[nimble parcel]

did you need a minute to take in my jawline

[gaunt mesa]

[tepid olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/725495879611580467.png?v=1

[gaunt mesa]

[restive ether]

i have my own sexy jawline, i understand the feels

😳

[gaunt mesa]

TRUE

okay this is actually really annoying

why theos tar: unrecognized option --warning=no-timestamp

[high river]

finally can access my bank account again

[restive ether]

my hair is getting too long

but setting up appointments with the plug is a lot of work

[gaunt mesa]

"the plug"

[restive ether]

yeah

my barber is my drug dealer

[twilit jungle]

Don’t use dropbear

[gaunt mesa]

i'm not

or does theos use it by default @twilit jungle

[twilit jungle]

What port are you using?

[gaunt mesa]

idk

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

i just put THEOS_DEVICE_IP=192.168.1.230

i've never needed to specify the port

[tepid olive]

[twilit jungle]

THEOS_DEVICE_PORT

It should use 22 by default

[gaunt mesa]

i wonder why its making me specify that now and not yesterday tho

[twilit jungle]

Is dropbear running on 22?

[gaunt mesa]

don't think so

considering i SSHed on terminal and ran some apt install commands

and they worked without erroring

[twilit jungle]

looks like that convo was purged from this channel

[gaunt mesa]

huh

[tepid olive]

[twilit jungle]

When opa originally had this issue, there was a convo about how it was determined to be dropbear issue (rather difference in env vars when connecting via dropbear vs openssh)

[gaunt mesa]

ah and then rjb got nuked

[tepid olive]

?

when

[gaunt mesa]

when old admin decided to be an asshole and delete every channel

[tepid olive]

LMAO

he should have banned everyone

or did a purge of inactive ppl

[gaunt mesa]

nice ping

[tepid olive]

wtf you changed your tag

[gaunt mesa]

feel bad for the ren dude rn

my discord has been my last name for like 3 months now

[clever sierra]

I smell a ping

[gaunt mesa]

yes burrit0z pinged u by accident

[clever sierra]

k

[nimble parcel]

@clever sierra that’s a cute dog

[gaunt mesa]

LOL

[tepid olive]

what are the chances its an active whitename

<@clever sierraai>

bruh

i did that

lol

[gaunt mesa]

who are u trying to ping

[clever sierra]

Ok

[tepid olive]

@gaunt mesa

ah

700707501493977198

[clever sierra]

Thx

[tepid olive]

@700707501493977198

[gaunt mesa]

@twilit jungle where is flexall2 sir

FLEXing crashes like 80% of the time

HOW

how do i check where dropbear is running

[twilit jungle]

@primal perch is the developer of FLEXall 2, please contact him for further queries.

[tepid olive]

[restive ether]

L

[restive ether]

he tried

but aaron was online so

he wasn’t very smart

[gaunt mesa]

mfr

[restive ether]

he literally could’ve waited i kid you not 5 minutes

and would’ve been able to nuke the whole server

[tepid olive]

retard

[restive ether]

because he already had locked out the whole staff by then

[tepid olive]

probably did it by hand as well

[restive ether]

so the only people that would’ve been able to do anything were aaron and eric

[tepid olive]

smh

[restive ether]

no he actually had a script lol

[tepid olive]

ok good

[restive ether]

he can’t write a bot for his life though

[gaunt mesa]

so @twilit jungle if dropbear is running on port 22 then where would ssh be

[tepid olive]

balls

[gaunt mesa]

i can't even check this is assumption now

[restive ether]

dropbear moment

[twilit jungle]

2222? No clue tbh

[gaunt mesa]

rip

THE FUCK

i specified port 22 in theos too

[restive ether]

specify it twice

[twilit jungle]

lmao

[gaunt mesa]

that won't make a difference

[restive ether]

ok fine

thrice

[tepid olive]

true

[gaunt mesa]

tar sucks

[restive ether]

i mean tar was made back when we used tape so

[gaunt mesa]

considering the flag is there idek what theos is doing anymore

[twilit jungle]

there are 2 tar binaries

[gaunt mesa]

there are?

where is the other tar

[twilit jungle]

/binpack/usr/bin/tar is supposedly the one that is wrong

[tepid olive]

tar said

Tape Archive

[gaunt mesa]

yep its not in the binpack one

[twilit jungle]

Yup fun stuff

[tepid olive]

tar

[gaunt mesa]

and dpkg is using the binpack one most likely

holy fuck

[tepid olive]

“Wrong” == bsd

Whats yalls issue today

[twilit jungle]

[gaunt mesa]

how fix

hayden

[twilit jungle]

Today we are blaming dropbear

[tepid olive]

What must be fixed

[gaunt mesa]

does dpkg have a way to force which tar binary it uses?

[tepid olive]

Checkrain binpack’s dropbear is actually horrible

[gaunt mesa]

i don't want it using the broken binpack one

[tepid olive]

@gaunt mesa specify PATH

[gaunt mesa]

where who

[tepid olive]

PATH=usrbin:etc dpkg (args)

[gaunt mesa]

[twilit jungle]

[tepid olive]

I mean im right

[gaunt mesa]

pain

[tepid olive]

U can uhh all u want

[restive ether]

hello let’s redo checkra1n binpack

[twilit jungle]

Not wrong but this is during theos installation stage so won't work

[tepid olive]

Dont use dropbear then

[twilit jungle]

[restive ether]

openSSH moment

[gaunt mesa]

it isn't dropbear

[tepid olive]

8.3p1 eh? Looks like a bingner package

Can’t help you there partner

🤠

[restive ether]

so

[twilit jungle]

So change jailbreak then you'll get help

[tepid olive]

Change jailbreak and itll just work tbh

true

[restive ether]

lol

[gaunt mesa]

okay guess im switching to pro

[restive ether]

pro cum

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

where is odysseyra1n script

sileo pinned right?

[tepid olive]

:table:

Idk i didnt make it lol

[gaunt mesa]

ok

[tepid olive]

I cannot use odysseyrain the script never fucking works

Shit script

[restive ether]

the one in checkn1x is broke too

sad!

[gaunt mesa]

fucking hell

i just need a jailbroken phone that is capable of running my tweak

[twilit jungle]

Just manually scp the deb and then ssh to install with the correct PATH

[tepid olive]

_ _

[restive ether]

loss

[tepid olive]

This is what i do regardless

imagine not having a jailbroken phone that is capable of running your tweak

scp packages/*.deb mobile@ip:~

[gaunt mesa]

scp

wtf

[tepid olive]

?

you never used?

[gaunt mesa]

i have but that's inconvenient man

i just want my make do to work properly

[tepid olive]

true

use pro cum

[twilit jungle]

then add a make rule to run that for you

[gaunt mesa]

switching as we speak

[gaunt mesa]

first need to switch to pro cum

and then see

[restive ether]

pro cumsumer

[grim sparrow]

[tepid olive]

[gaunt mesa]

usb error code 10

alright time to give up

can't even jailbreak

[tepid olive]

[restive ether]

just don’t

[gaunt mesa]

ok im quitting

bye

[twilit jungle]

[lethal ice]

wtf my shit smelled like weed milk

[restive ether]

milk weed

THC infused milk

[lethal ice]

chocolate milk

[restive ether]

choci milk

[lethal ice]

choccy

[dense basalt]

[surreal mountain]

:table:

[high river]

i can't rejb

checkra1n it gets stuck right before trigger

[tepid olive]

Checkra1n moment

[high river]

oh woops wrong chat

lmao

[tulip belfry]

Anyone here have react native exp?

Or AVFoundation experience?

[stuck pier]

damn so rip my hackintosh lol

with my card theres no point in hackintoshing high sierra cus my xcode would be so outdated

[grim sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/767138622309793812/787023684338581524/video0.mp4

ignoring the fact I've not done any homework for weeks How can I make a UIPageControl not do this on the last view

[gaunt mesa]

[twilit jungle]

Since you aren't doing homework, you must have time to read the public docs

[gaunt mesa]

and now im going back to bingner strap

libhooker didn't/won't work

[twilit jungle]

[gaunt mesa]

i don't have time to debug these issues

and i don't have time to do substrate procursus

so

fuck that

[grim sparrow]

shush

[tepid olive]

TRUE

@grim sparrow read public docs

[restive ether]

literally just

substrate deb installation

[gaunt mesa]

bro im not wasting time doing things

[grim sparrow]

See heres the thing. That requires opening a browser

[tepid olive]

See here’s the thing

[restive ether]

going to ios repo updates or whatever is too much work?

[gaunt mesa]

it's not that simple is it?

[restive ether]

yes

[gaunt mesa]

i've already wasted so much damn time for no reason

[restive ether]

it should be, i don’t see why it would be anymore complicated. there’s nothing forcing you to use libhooker

[grim sparrow]

bruh

[gaunt mesa]

okay so i did go back to procursus again

and uh what

i typed alpine like 90 million times

[restive ether]

are you using the right port

for openssh

[gaunt mesa]

22?

[restive ether]

2222

[gaunt mesa]

tf

weird

[restive ether]

works in sandboxed apps

[gaunt mesa]

[restive ether]

pretty sure that’s the reason for that, anyhow

[gaunt mesa]

hm alright

[misty cradle]

@gaunt mesa add ur device to trusted list

So u don’t have to type password in everytime

[gaunt mesa]

i just did

ssh-copy-id

[misty cradle]

True

[gaunt mesa]

does swift's NotificationCenter and NSNotificationCenter have the ability to be used together

like can i send a notif from objc to swift using those

[grim sparrow]

[gaunt mesa]

thanks

[misty cradle]

@gaunt mesa sir they are the same behind the scenes

[gaunt mesa]

well i wasn't 100% sure

sorry

[lethal kayak]

[restive ether]

true

[half walrus]

bacon pancakes, makin bacon pancakes

[gaunt mesa]

damn

[half walrus]

take some bacon and i’ll put it in a pancake

[onyx slate]

like a bacon pancake ?

[half walrus]

bacon pancakes, that’s what it’s gonna make

[misty cradle]

sorry
@gaunt mesa why sorry

[restive ether]

sorry you aren’t blessed with such a huge cock

[half walrus]

bacon pancake

[gaunt mesa]

because i asked stupid question

[misty cradle]

No question is stupid

Better to ask than not

No question is stupid
@misty cradle within limits

Dumb questions are another level of dumb

[half walrus]

how substrate

[restive ether]

How to exist

[half walrus]

Please sir my wife dying and dog canecer

[restive ether]

hello please tell me how objective c development can make my wife come back to me

[half walrus]

Need to Subtrate iOS the shoe rom

[gaunt mesa]

canecer

[half walrus]

explorrte pls

[gaunt mesa]

krit u got that tattoo yet?

swift moment

[half walrus]

no the guy hasn’t replied

[gaunt mesa]

oof

wait im stupid that error is stupid

[tepid olive]

_ _

[half walrus]

E

[tepid olive]

[spice talon]

@half walrus this is about dragon buildd: when building a command line tool, is there a way to prevent the device from restringing?
Ty

[grim sparrow]

[late ridge]

ah yes

we must restring the cords of the iOS system through a delicate process handed down from master to pupil

[cloud sundial]

idk dragonbuild that well, but see if there's an option for hooking an app. You shouldn't have that in your config file

[spice talon]

Yeah, dragon should be able to build theos projects from scratch.

And the theos project is fine,

[tepid olive]

Install command

Set it to something like

echo installed

[cloud sundial]

Or maybe just remove it?

[tepid olive]

Idk if it can be nothing; but yeah that would obviously work if possible to do so

[tepid olive]

FYI dragon build does not have install target param, it just runs whatever command you set after install (killall -9 SpringBoard by default)

Iirc theos has install target process option

[cloud sundial]

Mhm

[tepid olive]

There’s a install command parameter in the DragonMake file

But yeah that’s all afaik

[gaunt mesa]

if im using a swift class in SpringBoard do i need to prefix it with my objc one

like will it still conflict? is that a possibility

[tepid olive]

don’t use swift in springboard

ez

[lime pivot]

the class name is actually MyModule.MyClass

[tepid olive]

true

Cock.Balls

[lime pivot]

with a dot you can’t actually use because it’s a syntax error to the compiler

[tepid olive]

runtime class lookup

[lime pivot]

nice

no if you use the MyModule-Swift.h header it magically maps MyClass to MyModule.MyClass

[tepid olive]

interesting

[gaunt mesa]

what would the module be

[tepid olive]

but makes sense ig

[gaunt mesa]

oh wait

[lime pivot]

your theos project name

[gaunt mesa]

yeah

[tepid olive]

lmao

[gaunt mesa]

also @tepid olive i would appreciate real answers instead of ur hate for swift

[tepid olive]

lmao you think i hate swift because i don’t support using it in tweaks

not supporting != hate

[gaunt mesa]

well if im asking for some help with something swift

im not looking for "don't use swift" as the answer

[tepid olive]

don’t

pov im one of the mfs who use swift in my tweaks

imagine

[undone nest]

for one second i thought that was the mozilla font

[late ridge]

lol

theos for web

[tepid olive]

Hi

I have a question

Whats the difference between %f and %lf?

[weary heath]

Do you mean %.1f ?

It just displays the double to one decimal place

[lethal kayak]

well, %Lf is the format specifier for a long double

[lethal ice]

who wants a bread stick

[lethal kayak]

[tepid olive]

Duck

[twilit jungle]

I'll take half

[lime pivot]

scoob legs reveal

[misty cradle]

those jeans look too wide

[glacial matrix]

Search rpetrich’s cyx

[lime pivot]

krirb

[misty cradle]

please post

[lime pivot]

pls

[grim sparrow]

Pls

[misty cradle]

ok im in depressed mode rn, all these sad songs make me sad

[glacial matrix]

@nimble parcel actually it’s not six nor cyx, but “6”. Check out his slides on https://www.theiphonewiki.com/wiki/JailbreakCon#Talks_.28second_day.29. Saurik did disagree on the concept because of how cycript works (not suitable for actual tweaks but yes for prototypes)

[misty cradle]

[glacial matrix]

Who needs songs when you can produce your own depression naturally

[misty cradle]

true

[pearl sail]

idk why but my mind produces too much depression

[grim sparrow]

Who needs music depression, I just gotta look in a mirror for depression

[misty cradle]

i already do enough by over thinking random shit

[glacial matrix]

I need the stonks meme but for productivity and also trending downwards

[grim sparrow]

True

[glacial matrix]

When did prisons become a private business? Just curious

[pearl sail]

When Regan became president I think

[glacial matrix]

Was that ~1975?

I don’t know which president of the USA was when

[pearl sail]

Sounds about right

[pearl sail]

No actually he become president in 1981

[lime pivot]

just love the attempt to hide the iMac logo on a computer that isn’t plugged in

[pearl sail]

which is also the same time private prison became a thing

Regan basically kicked it off with his War on Drugs

@glacial matrix

[glacial matrix]

Hmm interesting

[fast olive]

Can someone help me avoid restoring with time machine

My GPT table on my mac is broken so my macos install is unmountable

[pearl sail]

@manic forum

He dealt with this before so that is why I pinged him

[fast olive]

Worst case I can restore with time machine but that takes like 4 hours

[tepid olive]

fellas, 😈->len = 90; legit?

[half walrus]

oh boy

i don't even know

make a backup of the data at least

or if you have one w/ time machine that works

[fast olive]

I have time machine all backed up

[half walrus]

gparted will let you screw with partitions if you're currently able to download it and burn the usb

[fast olive]

Not worried about data loss

[half walrus]

kali will also let u use gparted if u prefer that distro

they're both just bare minimum graphics linux usbs

but when i fuck my partitions up that's my go-to

[fast olive]

I can boot linux btw

That boots fine its macos thats fucked

[half walrus]

if u already have something with a wm u can just <mgr> install gparted && gparted

then it's just google and pray

[fast olive]

F

Might just hop in the time machine

[half walrus]

what exactly is even fucked up with the table

[fast olive]

#development message

Look at bottom

[half walrus]

https://apple.stackexchange.com/a/239766/394755

[fast olive]

Ik i found that page too

I could do it from linux probably

[half walrus]

i'd just estimate how long it's gonna take time machine

[fast olive]

Ive done this before its gonna take like 4 hours

[half walrus]

then once you've spent 50% of that time looking for an answer on google go ahead and just restore

[fast olive]

[half walrus]

just started backing up my phone instead of trying to fix the constant bricks

like yesterday

[grim sparrow]

I had the fucked partition situation on my time machine drive, AFTER I HAD DONE A CLEAN INSTALL

[half walrus]

the trick is to use a different drive for each OS

[grim sparrow]

Luckily however my amazing genius was able to fix it after remapping the whole table again

[half walrus]

and unplug all of the others when you install it there

[grim sparrow]

I honestly don’t know what happened

But after playing with the map for an hour it all came back

Time Machine is great

[half walrus]

the only sane way to install windows 10 alongside literally anything else

[grim sparrow]

I love the fact that I can just open my entire drive in finder 2 months younger

[half walrus]

too much data for this here

[grim sparrow]

It certainly helped me

[half walrus]

the siguza within has been awakened

[grim sparrow]

And having 2 time machine drives makes me feel safer having my MacBook at home

[half walrus]

holup free 18gb

that's a problem actuallly

how do i have an actual terabyte of shit

[pearl sail]

the siguza within has been awakened
sounds like a move from the Kama Sutra

[half walrus]

tell me you know who siguza is at least

[pearl sail]

I do

[half walrus]

man how much of this is ipsw

[grim sparrow]

I want to get myself an actual home server soon

[half walrus]

why not a not-home server

[grim sparrow]

I prefer local

plus I don’t pay internet or electricity

[half walrus]

get a remote one and u get nutty download/upload speeds

[grim sparrow]

The problem is

My home internet is awful

But

For what I need it for

I could do

[half walrus]

see that's why i have a build server

and vpses n stuff

and why i did remote build support

[pearl sail]

I would like both

[half walrus]

i have finally signed my release file

you are welcome package managers

god it's so, lonely in error.log now

[tepid olive]

ok

[half walrus]

https://repo.krit.me/

not done yet but

[granite frigate]

balls

[half walrus]

feel free to watch me work on it in real time n break shit

god is dead

filesystem node stuff pretty much done being implemented

https://repo.krit.me/dynamicdemo

[lethal ice]

[half walrus]

AAA

too easy

[half walrus]

[lethal ice]

wtf

im member edition

since when

[half walrus]

i wanna say congratulations but i'm afraid it'll sound sarcastic

congratulations sir

[lethal ice]

im not sure if id like to be congratulated on it

but thanks

[tepid olive]

cum edition

[late ridge]

[half walrus]

woo

i dont usually restore after fs bricks though

nice to get a fresh start

[fast olive]

Oh wait hang on

Let me just delete so theres no confusion with what im about to post

[half walrus]

godspeed

well actually turtle speed in this situation

[fast olive]

Man I love wiping my computer

[half walrus]

HDD?

[fast olive]

[late ridge]

it'll be faster to buy a new one

[half walrus]

homie it might be faster to drive and pick up an SSD

yeah

lmfaooo

[late ridge]

LOL

[fast olive]

Kek

[half walrus]

u got like 3 days

[fast olive]

My time machine's only on this bad boy

[half walrus]

just mount it and transfer over when the pc's actually online

[fast olive]

I might go sail around the world while I wait for this

Or just get piss drunk

[half walrus]

check out Carbon Copy Cloner if you do end up deciding to just grab an SSD

it'll let you mount time machine / everything else

used it transferring my laptop hackintosh setup to my desktop

they have cheap as shit ones at walmart

[faint timber]

@heavy jungle thanks bossman

[marble tiger]

I’ve publish https://github.com/leptos-null/Motion
if anyone’s interested in watchOS stuff

[half walrus]

!

[granite frigate]

how do i sideload it

[half walrus]

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-12-12/zodiac-killer-code-cracked-by-australian-mathematician/12977342 neat

@granite frigate probably sideload the main app onto your phone

that's how i install watchos apps

[granite frigate]

cool

alright

[late ridge]

bruh

that's cool

[tepid olive]

187,920

WTF THAT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE

THATS SO LARGE

OH WAIT

83,520

[faint timber]

W

W

[tepid olive]

thats not much better

83k

oh nvm i fucking suck at math

new data has come to light

[half walrus]

https://www.nginx.com/resources/wiki/start/topics/examples/likeapache-htaccess/

love when you can tell some developer cares a shit ton about some random inefficiency somewhere

[pine marsh]

important things

[granite frigate]

ayo @half walrus your new tweaks aren't working for me, signe shows a preference bundle error and deadringer just doesnt work

[half walrus]

ayy nito

[half walrus]

a minimal amount of information other than 'doesn't work' would be nice

[manic forum]

did you end up fixing it

[manic forum]

why would you do that

you could've just changed the partition type

and everything would've gone back to normal

[fast olive]

I tried, then it disappeared from disk utility

[granite frigate]

what do u want me to say

it just doesnt work, when i turn on and off ringer it shows the normal ringer ui

[manic forum]

@fast olive maybe you used incorrect arguments?

also did it not show up in diskutil list?

[fast olive]

Maybe, it's ok there's no concerns about data loss

And it did

[manic forum]

you should've tried rebooting

[fast olive]

But it's ok I got impatient after spending two hours on it

I did

[manic forum]

oh

[fast olive]

All good

[pine marsh]

@half walrus accurate

thats the least good bug report

“shits broke yo”

[granite frigate]

[pine marsh]

shits broke like my twitter access 🤣🤣🔥

[fast olive]

Shits broke like my cousin leroy

[manic forum]

user: shits broke
maintainer: fix it yourself
user: ok
This thread was closed due to inactivity.

[granite frigate]

true

[half walrus]

yo wtf

what

[manic forum]

what

tf

[half walrus]

huh

whelp fuck that stackex answer

[pine marsh]

that would be my new profile pic if i still existed. also perfect response atm

dont mind me. nginx isnt my domain. good luck with that. gonna go drink.

[half walrus]

godspeed

[pine marsh]

you as well

[gaunt mesa]

oh no

stop typing

now

[half walrus]

.

[lethal ice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688124600269144162/787177609048883220/image0.jpg

[surreal mountain]

fr moment

[lethal ice]

this is fancy @narrow mason

[gaunt mesa]

TRUE

[half walrus]

jesus fuck

let me check something one sec

[gaunt mesa]

[surreal mountain]

:jules:

[half walrus]

9:40

[gaunt mesa]

[half walrus]

11:10

[surreal mountain]

false

false

[gaunt mesa]

its 12:11

[surreal mountain]

its 9:11

[gaunt mesa]

that is the only correct time

[half walrus]

an hour and 30 minutes

[surreal mountain]

no

wrong

[half walrus]

wanna know what took me an hour and 30 minutes?

[gaunt mesa]

what

[surreal mountain]

its actually 06:11

thats the onnly correct time

[half walrus]

https://krit.me/fsmapping/iphoneos/
https://krit.me/iphoneos/

these are the same directory on the server

[surreal mountain]

how

[half walrus]

one gives a listing, one has some funky rewrite logic

[gaunt mesa]

oh we can type again

[half walrus]

yeah

go to the root dir

https://krit.me/

[gaunt mesa]

can't type on there

[half walrus]

or, cd .. :)

shit

this is how @surreal mountain

[gaunt mesa]

yo this is cool

[half walrus]

you can mkdir

and touch

oh!

[gaunt mesa]

can i rm -rf

[half walrus]

and cat Packages :)))

[gaunt mesa]

i would like to report broken

[surreal mountain]

replace cat with bat

pls

[half walrus]

no fuck you

[surreal mountain]

bat better

[gaunt mesa]

bat is better true

[surreal mountain]

stfu bat is so much better

[fast olive]

Bruh

[gaunt mesa]

bat better

[fast olive]

HDD fell and unplugged

[half walrus]

god i have sunk

way too much time into this

100% client side

[surreal mountain]

i have code for thi

sbut

a desktop env

[gaunt mesa]

wen eta nano

[half walrus]

the file it just read from was read from the server

[fast olive]

Pongo

[surreal mountain]

nano

[fast olive]

Poggo

[half walrus]

write it

it's in python

[gaunt mesa]

what is website written in

[surreal mountain]

type

[gaunt mesa]

[surreal mountain]

pog

POG

PYTHON OP

[gaunt mesa]

forgot about that

[half walrus]

https://krit.me/client.py

[surreal mountain]

what framework

[gaunt mesa]

python isn't meant for web

[half walrus]

and yes that runs in the browser not the server

[gaunt mesa]

actually that's false

but

it just sounds cursed in my mind

[half walrus]

python would be great for web, but it requires native browser support

so we have to do cursed shit

actually

yknow i take that back, bc of the syntax

it can't be minimized like js can

[gaunt mesa]

yeah

[surreal mountain]

python ysntax is so shit

[gaunt mesa]

bracket syntax

[half walrus]

makes ppl write readable code

[surreal mountain]

mostly indentation

[gaunt mesa]

is better

[half walrus]

seen too many fucking

[surreal mountain]

i LOVE objc dot syntax

[half walrus]

0 indent code tweaks here

[surreal mountain]

c syntax in general

[gaunt mesa]

{}{}{}{} tweak

[surreal mountain]

is just great

[half walrus]

even vscode auto-indents

[surreal mountain]

i love {}

[gaunt mesa]

yeah

[half walrus]

how do people write those

[gaunt mesa]

vscode can format

they are using jgrasp to write objective c tweaks

[surreal mountain]

i use rainbow indents for that reason

[gaunt mesa]

that is how

[half walrus]

anyways so yeah the whole

spending 2 fuckin hours getting that dir to show up like that

[gaunt mesa]

i couldn't care less about my site

[half walrus]

now i can toss in web dir creation, so it'll mirror /iphoneos/ now

[gaunt mesa]

it's just static and name leaking

[gaunt mesa]

epic tho

[half walrus]

oh along with the 8 nginx rules, fsmapping is also symlinked to ..

[surreal mountain]

bruh

[gaunt mesa]

true

[half walrus]

which confuses nginx a bit so the rules have to be in that exact order

[gaunt mesa]

ok i'll stop i dont' actually want to break that

[half walrus]

well

i wrote the node system in a way that'll allow it to be easily shoved in browser storage

so eventually that should work 😛

[gaunt mesa]

smh zsh completions are missing tho

i'm kidding btw but that would be cool af actually

[half walrus]

broke the server so many times i have a macro to check if its fucked now

test $({ curl -sI "https://krit.me/Packages.bz2" & curl -sI "https://krit.me/Release" & curl -sI "https://krit.me/iphoneos/me.krit.notdoxed_1.0_iphoneos-arm.deb"; } | grep -c "application/octet-stream") -eq 3 && echo "Critical Services Functional" || echo "FAILURE! Revert config or fix your shit"
insert ur repo here

[gaunt mesa]

what is octet-stream

[half walrus]

mainly # 200 != working! literally any url will return 200 on this website!

octet-stream is a file

that'll get downloaded

text/html is a webpage that'll get displayed

[surreal mountain]

@half walrus i broke it

[half walrus]

https://krit.me/iphoneos/me.krit.notdoxed_1.0_iphoneos-arm.piss this should show web

[surreal mountain]

cd src

cd Gravitation

cat tweak.xm

and it freezes

[half walrus]

ye cuz its not there

[gaunt mesa]

pog

burn my eyes

[half walrus]

but it does not

[surreal mountain]

dark reader moment

[half walrus]

back into the config

[gaunt mesa]

dark reader not working

[half walrus]

[surreal mountain]

how do i show files

with

nginx

i never knew how to do that

[gaunt mesa]

wait nvm

[half walrus]

wdym

[surreal mountain]

like apt.procurs.us

or

[gaunt mesa]

u mean like the file tree?

[surreal mountain]

yes

[half walrus]

just read

[surreal mountain]

or what krit has

[half walrus]

this

[gaunt mesa]

lmgtfy

[half walrus]

auto_index on;

[gaunt mesa]

[half walrus]

lord that ruleset is so fuckin cursed

[gaunt mesa]

the rewrites

[half walrus]

https://krit.me/iphoneos/me.krit.notdoxed_1.0_iphoneos-arm.piss

fixed

i was about to go through and comment the nginx config rules but i'm lowkey not sure how they work atm

kinda shotgun-debugged it

[gaunt mesa]

lol

[half walrus]

anyone here have a functional toolchain n stuff

and a free 5 minutes

[primal perch]

yes, no

https://tenor.com/view/hayden-outdoors-real-estate-promoting-gif-12810207

[twilit jungle]

same

[primal perch]

@tepid olive nice company bro i just invested my savings

[marble tiger]

Potentially; what’s up?

[half walrus]

my tweak prefs are all broken on 64e

hikari might work one sec

[marble tiger]

O

[surreal mountain]

are you on mac

[half walrus]

i know what the bug is n how to fix it, i was the first person to start yelling about it

[gaunt mesa]

stop ing

[surreal mountain]

yeha true

[gaunt mesa]

if u are gonna use please use it's brother

[surreal mountain]

;FRFR:

[twilit jungle]

's brother keeps getting lost, hence why you don't see him around.

[rain falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/722294958702329887.png?v=1

[pearl sail]

[gaunt mesa]

[pearl sail]

[rain falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/783934758492962836.png?v=1

[half walrus]

https://twitter.com/forceplayz11/status/1337638210135068672?s=20

Enrique Castro (@forceplayz11)

@JCracksOS @arm64e Im sure its because of libhooker, some devs hate coolstar or just dont support their jb, use uncover or stay normal

Twitter · Dec 12, 2020, 5:59 AM

toolchain broke so now i apparently hate coolstar

[twilit jungle]

[half walrus]

if anyone has an arm64e iOS 14 ipsw sitting around and could drop the image at /usr/lib/dyld here it'd be a huge help
@half walrus

[granite frigate]

twitter gonna twitter

they love to complain about everything

[pearl sail]

You can blame CS for legitimately anything

Coolstar ate my dinner and stole my GF.

[half walrus]

true

[pearl sail]

please give me my dinner back you can keep the GF

[half walrus]

@glass reef

i think its time to restructure it

[primal perch]

as in

use C

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/715193924381311086.png?v=1

[half walrus]

see i tried to and everyone talked me out of it

it'd need compiled for 6 different platforms right away, off the top of my head

so that's logistically a pain

[primal perch]

true but is that really your problem? just let the user compile it

[half walrus]

part of the goal is the one-click install

[primal perch]

[half walrus]

and thats 90% for me

i spin up servers, brick phones, accidentally wipe drives/break shit constantly

nice to type 14 characters and have a full ios dev/rsch environment installed

congrats @misty cradle ur now an error message

too lazy to actually explain the problem bc nobody but me is gonna see it

[pearl sail]

All she was good for anyways please give me back my dinner tho

THEY WERE PERFECTLY FINE BEANS!!!!!

[primal perch]

gm @lethal ice

[misty cradle]

I am in 🐉 error message

[lethal ice]

gm @primal perch

[primal perch]

true

[lethal ice]

gm

hi l0

[glass reef]

anything i can do to help?

hey scoob

[primal perch]

mg

as in magnesium

[lethal ice]

asu should pay for my scholarships because i can stick a wire inside my dead cart and it makes smoke

or vapor i should say

a little zapped after clearing out 3 dead carts

[burnt niche]

I used to do that

With a usb wire

Btw its dangerous to do that

Since the voltage is not made right for the car

Cart

[lethal ice]

yes it is lol

[burnt niche]

So u could be burning glass

[lethal ice]

i measured my battery at 5v

its a 510 cart

[burnt niche]

My friend had glass in his lungs

[lethal ice]

okay

[burnt niche]

Good luck😂

I used to do that

I sell carts bro

[lethal ice]

bruh

ship me 1/20$

legal?

[burnt niche]

I cannot discuss wether its legal or not

😂😂

[lethal ice]

lmao

[burnt niche]

I used to do out of state shippings. But the cops are on my ass

They have like cars following me nowadays

So i am already lowering my reup amount. I am going to stop selling soon

[lethal ice]

ill take the rest off ur hands

[burnt niche]

I used to get stizzys as well

Just find a distributor that can plug you

[lethal ice]

im 17

oh wait nvm

[lethal ice]

i read that wrong yea i got many a guy

[burnt niche]

I have my friends that ship gas over board

[lethal ice]

can i get some sent

[burnt niche]

Yea

Where do you lice

Live

[lethal ice]

wtf

would u actually

[burnt niche]

Yea bro

[lethal ice]

[burnt niche]

If ur down

[lethal ice]

yea but i dont wanna have it sent to my house

[burnt niche]

Yea i mean they have a method they do but i wouldnt trust it to much

Feds know everything nowadays

But they do out of state orders like bigggg bulk orders

They have out of state drivers

In arizona

And new york i think

[lethal ice]

wow

im in az

[burnt niche]

Yea bro. They do that shit as their buisness. They have a house. Buy cars off the buisness

They rich asf

All illegal off course

😂

[lethal ice]

lol

[burnt niche]

And police is on their ass

I have no clue how they do their taxes and show their income

Just grow at home @lethal ice

[lethal ice]

n

[burnt niche]

My friend used to grow at home and his mom didnt know😂

Outdoors

[lethal ice]

that wouldnt end well here

[burnt niche]

😂😂

[primal perch]

[fast olive]

@manic forum we back

[manic forum]

?

[fast olive]

restore completed

[manic forum]

i literally opened this channel one second before you pinged me

[fast olive]

lol

It said 100 hours but it only took like five

time machine is amazing