development

[tepid olive]

Wait macOS doesn’t have UIKit before

[lime pivot]

not related to UIKit at all aside from similar API

[tacit spade]

thats what i meant

[tepid olive]

⚪

[tacit spade]

it uses the cover sheet's prototyping settings to pull it off, which means it uses the cover sheet blur animation block

[tepid olive]

Oh I wasn’t talking about tone

Just about the spatial feel

LOL

[tacit spade]

so it is FULLY native

[lime pivot]

it's like UIKit's weird cousin and somewhat admission from within the company that AppKit is past its day

[tepid olive]

WTF IS THIS AHHHH MY EYES

yes spatial is nice

[lime pivot]

light mode bitch

[tepid olive]

Light mode trash

[lime pivot]

try again

[tepid olive]

Shit mode

@lime pivot wait are you light mode lover

[tacit spade]

if you like that, then check this out

[tepid olive]

[lime pivot]

no I'm kirb

[tepid olive]

@tacit spade please stop unlocking your phone before you unlock it

[tacit spade]

here it is with two wallpapers -- one of them is a live wallpaper

sorry if any of yall on cellular, i love 60fps

[tepid olive]

That makes me uncomfortable

[tacit spade]

animation isn't great but this works

[twilit jungle]

imo that first animation feels weird

[tepid olive]

Agreed

[tacit spade]

i rather like it, but ill take the feedback and add other options

[primal perch]

yeah it feels like hswidgets

[twilit jungle]

[lime pivot]

high school widgets

[tepid olive]

That is so true

[tacit spade]

home school widgets

[twilit jungle]

when are widgets going to get their diploma?

[tacit spade]

iOS 26

[primal perch]

[twilit jungle]

[tacit spade]

14 + 12

[tepid olive]

When iOS 14 jailbreak so everyone upgrades and jumps ship from iOS 13

[twilit jungle]

[tacit spade]

bro i am graduating this year with honors etc and i seriously just opened calculator to add 14 and 12

[tepid olive]

Nice

[twilit jungle]

[tepid olive]

Isn’t that 16

Wait no it’s not 16

[twilit jungle]

[tepid olive]

Oh it’s 26

[tacit spade]

okay

[tepid olive]

[tacit spade]

so

[tepid olive]

How

[tacit spade]

its not just me then

[lime pivot]

that's disappointing

you should be opening spotlight for that

[tepid olive]

Yes

[twilit jungle]

[tepid olive]

Spotlight eat cpu

[lime pivot]

true

[twilit jungle]

open a browser then

[tepid olive]

Wait no that’s 26 yeah ofc

[tacit spade]

im using a k95, it doesnt have mac keys, i've done well to relearn the shortcuts from windows 😛

[tepid olive]

Why did I read that as 12+4

Ok

[lime pivot]

swap your opt and cmd keys around in keyboard prefs -> modifier keys

[tepid olive]

True

[tacit spade]

you

are

brilliant

[lime pivot]

I know

[tacit spade]

why hadnt i thought of that

...but now i know all the windows-key hotkeys by memory...

[tepid olive]

This is the face of a brilliant man

[surreal mountain]

gm @lime pivot new pfp true

[lime pivot]

hi

gm

RC*

[tacit spade]

i wanna know why you took a screenshot of that @tepid olive

[tepid olive]

Because

Because balls

Because nuts even

[surreal mountain]

[lime pivot]

burritoz is stored in the balls

[tepid olive]

I think I sent it to kirb in dm or some

[tepid olive]

That is false, I am the balls

[surreal mountain]

no false pee is not burritoz

[lime pivot]

😳

[twilit jungle]

yes I just saw someone use it 2 mins ago

[tepid olive]

Here in America we call it masturbating

[lime pivot]

I'm on a K63 and I had to look at the bottom of the keyboard to remember that

[tacit spade]

i was indoctrinated in windows for like 14 years

my dad worked six sigma at dell. what can i say.

[lime pivot]

I walked into a computer store and they had it out as an open box return for like $80 so whatever fine, keyboard

it does keyboard things

it has R that's 33% of RGB

[tepid olive]

Why do I have the kirb fleet screenshot

I forget

[tacit spade]

@lime pivot i literally spend hours making RGB profiles with emulated "scripting" via actions and profile switching

[tepid olive]

And can’t find a dm message so I give up

[lime pivot]

ok yeah don't buy a keyboard with horrible colored backlight, you probably always want white

or RGBW

nobody:

gaming keyboard brands: but what if we gave them red green OR blue but not more than one at a time

[primal perch]

no backlight gang

[twilit jungle]

no gang

[primal perch]

no balls

[lime pivot]

damn

[surreal mountain]

mine is just red

well

i set mine to just red

red is a nice color because its easy to see but its super dark

[tepid olive]

Mine is blue cause balls

[primal perch]

true

[lime pivot]

I understand completely

[tepid olive]

[lime pivot]

I’m pretty sure they use the worst LEDs possible in the cheap mech keyboards

[surreal mountain]

prob

likely just terrible heat eff

[tepid olive]

Guys the emote yesn is not racist; it’s just dark mode version of the original emote

[lime pivot]

I bought another similarly priced keyboard for my work setup, it’s a Gigabyte whatever the fuck, and it’s an even worse bright blue

[twilit jungle]

[lime pivot]

at least it has more backlight notches than just off, too dim, too bright, and definitely too bright

[surreal mountain]

i built a keyboard :sofuk

[lime pivot]

it’s still as good as useless

[tepid olive]

Technically my keyboard is rgb but has modes so

[twilit jungle]

Just write keyboard drivers to get the correct brightness

[tacit spade]

@lime pivot I made this profile. It even has custom Mac function key bindings.

[surreal mountain]

i like mine

ill show u once

razer synapse

[faint timber]

ducky keyboard the best

[surreal mountain]

false

building your own the best

[lime pivot]

ethan hands reveal

[surreal mountain]

true

[twilit jungle]

[tepid olive]

Bruh imagine not having 60% keyboard

[faint timber]

no one:
homebrew:

slow as fuck

[tepid olive]

True

[surreal mountain]

fucking always

[tacit spade]

it even has a timer set to play a sound (wearing headphones, so you can’t hear it) and a flashy animation if 30 seconds go by without typing - keeps my adhd from wandering

[surreal mountain]

@faint timber you dont understand how excited i am

for procursus on mac

SO excited

[faint timber]

bro

[lime pivot]

y’all 60%ers crazy

[surreal mountain]

[faint timber]

thats how exciting macpt is

[lime pivot]

tenkeyless best keyboards

[surreal mountain]

i could never i use the numpad too much

[primal perch]

true

[tepid olive]

True

[primal perch]

TKL

[faint timber]

macpt resurectted as procursus mac

[primal perch]

:intjcum:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/731360847053455441.png?v=1

[surreal mountain]

[faint timber]

macpt resurectted as procursus mac @surreal mountain

[tepid olive]

TKL is a way of life

[faint timber]

W

[primal perch]

fr

[surreal mountain]

procursus for iOS and macOS

[lime pivot]

resurrect ted

[surreal mountain]

true

[tepid olive]

Alright phone at 5

[surreal mountain]

@lime pivot

[tepid olive]

I’ll send a pic of keyboard then sleep

[lime pivot]

@surreal mountain

[surreal mountain]

@surreal mountain
@lime pivot

[tacit spade]

8, 6, 2, and 4 on the numpad are set to go to the top of the document, the end of the line, the end of the document, and the beginning of the line, respectively

[tepid olive]

It’s not as bright as it seems

My iPhone is tryna absorb all light so it looks bright as fuck

Thanks night mode

iPhone 11 Pro

Night mode vs without

Lmfao

[lime pivot]

computing station

[surreal mountain]

@lime pivot true

nice monitor stand on the right

[tepid olive]

This was at 11 pm iirc

You can tell it gets very fuzzy but might mode is insane at capturing light

[lime pivot]

hell yeah brother

[tacit spade]

@lime pivot do NOT underestimate gaming mice

[tepid olive]

I would share my wallpaper but

[lime pivot]

it's a shitty monitor so I don't care how bad it looks

no vesa mounting

[surreal mountain]

lol

[surreal mountain]

ouch i have a nice monitor but it has some proprietary bullshit

and a vesa adapter is liek 40 dolalrs

fuck that

[lime pivot]

need to buy another of this LG probably

Four Kay

[surreal mountain]

I HATE BIG DOCKS

#fuck big docks

[tepid olive]

I read that wrong

[surreal mountain]

make it smaller

[tepid olive]

Oh lord

Spotlight

[lime pivot]

cmd-space = quick access

[tepid olive]

I deleted spotlight

[primal perch]

nfr

basic kb

[tepid olive]

Spotlight is now deleted

[lime pivot]

I like your keycaps better than mine

[primal perch]

yeah its very clean

[tepid olive]

_ _

[lime pivot]

mine I have only cause mr decided

[surreal mountain]

i do like that keyboar

[lime pivot]

fuck

[surreal mountain]

d

[lime pivot]

mr @shrewd sandal decided to buy some keycaps from china then changed his mind on buying the keyboard

[surreal mountain]

cummy snapper support for notatio very poggies

[primal perch]

comes with usbc -> usbc and usbc -> usba too which is nice

[lime pivot]

they look fine

[shrewd sandal]

Kirb

[lime pivot]

hi

[shrewd sandal]

fuck up

[surreal mountain]

:sofuk

[faint timber]

46%  936MB  38.8MB/s   00:27 ETAclient_loop: send disconnect: Broken pipe
lost connection

@lime pivot I fucking hate jetsam it blocks scp...

[tepid olive]

How did he instantly get here wtf

[lime pivot]

except that the ctrl key is too short and the win key is too long

jetsam shouldn

t be affecting ssh

what the fuck is wrong with me now

[faint timber]

I can't scp or rsync gb files

2.09gb to be exact

[lime pivot]

it should have POSIXSpawnMode=Interactive or something like that in its launch daemon plist

[faint timber]

what about over usb

[surreal mountain]

go ahead

mobile obliterate

[faint timber]

will usb crash

[lime pivot]

procursus's matches the launch daemon from macOS almost exactly, and I think Sam fixed his to be the same as well

[surreal mountain]

no smaller

make it shorter

in height

[faint timber]

I added sams changes to procursus months ago @lime pivot

[lime pivot]

uninstall cleanmymac then it'll look perfect

[faint timber]

lol

[surreal mountain]

@gaunt mesa :sofuk

he bought it

[faint timber]

oh

[lime pivot]

:trollface:

[faint timber]

maybe I ran out of space

[lime pivot]

yep that'll do it

[surreal mountain]

he as in renai

[gaunt mesa]

hi

[lime pivot]

gm

[gaunt mesa]

adam knows i bought it

[surreal mountain]

i figured

[gaunt mesa]

its useful enough for me

[surreal mountain]

@lime pivot did u get paw license

or do u already have

[gaunt mesa]

like i couldn't give 2 fucks if u hate cmmx but im gonna continue using it

@admin please deal with piracy

[lime pivot]

paw the thing with the publicity stunt of free licenses?

[gaunt mesa]

yes

[lime pivot]

didn't bother

looks alright though

beats the fuck out of the ugly UI of postman

[gaunt mesa]

the only reason i don't pirate it is because piracy isn't acceptable

[surreal mountain]

yes me but this syntax ```objc

• (void)_performPostDismissActions
  {
  dismissed = YES;
  %orig;
  }```

everyone hates that

[primal perch]

[gaunt mesa]

the only acceptable form of piracy is for IDA

[faint timber]

@lime pivot lmao I had a 40gb apfs snapshot that I never used

[tepid olive]

Here we go

[primal perch]

yeah piracy is alright when its RE tools

[tepid olive]

True

[primal perch]

but not when its your tweak

[gaunt mesa]

[tepid olive]

True

[gaunt mesa]

pirates have pirated IDA to pirate my pirated tweak

idiot

[lime pivot]

DaisyDisk is definitely worth the money if you need to find where shit is lurking to clean it up

[faint timber]

rsync still quits but scp works @lime pivot

[tepid olive]

If you pirate my tweak you may as well have raped me

[primal perch]

not a valid justification but alr

[faint timber]

nvm

[gaunt mesa]

hey

[surreal mountain]

there is def some fancy shell script to do this for free

[gaunt mesa]

did

u know

about

[surreal mountain]

somewhere on stack exchange

[lime pivot]

hint: it's probably in Xcode iOS DeviceSymbols

[gaunt mesa]

space lens

[primal perch]

ok

[gaunt mesa]

this is ripoff daisy disk

[lime pivot]

the fancy shell script is called Disk Inventory X

[faint timber]

@lime pivot I had so many iOS symbols I finally deleted them and clears so much space

[tepid olive]

I have disk inventory x

[lime pivot]

which I used for a long time till they never updated it for 64-bit

[tepid olive]

Disk inventory x is the free one no?

[lime pivot]

dude literally released it as a beta in like 2004 for macOS Tiger or some shit

[tepid olive]

Lmao

[lime pivot]

and then never touched it until last year to fix it up for Catalina

[gaunt mesa]

tbh i don't think hex rays really cares if a few idiots pirate their shit

the big companies still make them rich

so

[tepid olive]

Hex rays is wondering literal why would people want to pirate ida

The answer is tweak dev and cracking

[lime pivot]

it's far more valuable for them if you become proficient in using their software, so one day you go to work for a company where you'll ask them to buy licenses for you

[gaunt mesa]

smart

[lime pivot]

it's the same for Adobe and all that

[gaunt mesa]

fuck adobe

[tepid olive]

True

[lime pivot]

sure pirate photoshop now, we don't care

[gaunt mesa]

adobe is shit SaaS

[tepid olive]

Imagine using Adobe

[gaunt mesa]

i switched to affinity

and sketchapp

[tepid olive]

I use affinity photo because it’s free

Just like veza

[gaunt mesa]

cuz student discount

[lime pivot]

you're just skilling yourself up so you can get hired by a graphic design company who'll have to add a new license for you

[primal perch]

true veza

[tepid olive]

Wait veza is now paid, right

[gaunt mesa]

hello bro

[faint timber]

veza shit

[gaunt mesa]

wen veza crack

[lime pivot]

maztacard

[tepid olive]

Hello bro when veza crack

Yes

[faint timber]

nothing is shit as scorpion

[gaunt mesa]

ok dude

[twilit jungle]

Veza is now free

[faint timber]

I couldn't answer a call

[primal perch]

Veza is now free

[lime pivot]

ouch

[primal perch]

@twilit jungle when you going to tacob ell

[faint timber]

and had to uninstall it to open phone

[twilit jungle]

I already did

[gaunt mesa]

cuz esquiilli didn't fix the stupid issue with libMRYIPC

[primal perch]

and?

go again

[lethal ice]

true

[twilit jungle]

true

[lime pivot]

I remember when I jb'd my iPhone 5 as soon as I got it and bought CallBar

[gaunt mesa]

ew

[lime pivot]

the screen wouldn't turn off on proximity and I always assumed CallBar was just broken

it wasn't shit back then in the iOS 6 days when it was new

[twilit jungle]

[gaunt mesa]

does limneos still do the whole silent update thing?

replacing the dylib or whatever

[lime pivot]

only figured out like a year later that it was an actual hardware fault

received my iPhone broken 🤷‍♀️

[gaunt mesa]

iphone 5

was

chonk

[lime pivot]

7 years ago

and the most beautiful iPhone ever

don't @ me

[gaunt mesa]

true

i loved the SE aswell

SE 2 trash

[tepid olive]

I was tryna look through this pirates account to find the thread with veza crack but never found it

[lime pivot]

back when it was called slate and not "space gray"

[gaunt mesa]

shep stop ing me

unless its not shep

[lime pivot]

space gray of which is never a fixed color and changes significantly from year to year

[tepid olive]

Instead I found something much more hilariousthat I can’t share here because it’s pirate tweet

[faint timber]

filza web server kinda pog

[gaunt mesa]

wtf

rsync

[faint timber]

like i've been saying

[tepid olive]

Nfr

[faint timber]

scp and rsync are closing halfway through

file is 2gb

[gaunt mesa]

imagine

shit phone

[faint timber]

never had the issue before

[gaunt mesa]

shitphone

[faint timber]

worked flawlessly for a year

[gaunt mesa]

shitphone

[surreal mountain]

more curious as to what youre transferring

[faint timber]

shit devs produce shit tweak updates

breaking my shit

[gaunt mesa]

with a shit phone

[lime pivot]

that reads like a DRM scheme that's all nice and tricky but still has an obvious bypass

[faint timber]

dyld shared cache

[gaunt mesa]

bro wdym, just isActivated = true!

[faint timber]

filza saved the day

[surreal mountain]

springboard keyWindow is op

[gaunt mesa]

imagine if dyld was actually called dyld0

[surreal mountain]

but im not supposed to use that

:sofuk

[lime pivot]

ah yes, just like the super high tech piracy detection enclosed in a method called "isJailbroken" returning a bool

[tepid olive]

https://twitter.com/fectatr1/status/1293273050004295680?s=21

Tr1Fecta (@FectaTr1)

@shad0wdev @burrit0ztweaks Hello bro when Veza crack

Twitter · Aug 11, 2020, 7:48 PM

Pirate deleted the original tweet

[gaunt mesa]

lol

[tepid olive]

Pussy

[faint timber]

pussy poopy

[tepid olive]

He deleted all the tweets from that thread

Nfr

It was funny

Woeis

[gaunt mesa]

burrit0z

[primal perch]

dyld-o file

[gaunt mesa]

i found the thread

that u screenshoted

[lime pivot]

also checking for files such as blackra1n.app and Rock.app and Ikee, you know, just in case those names from iOS 3 days suddenly reappear on iOS 14

[tepid olive]

Yes just go to his twitter

[gaunt mesa]

calling out foxfort here

why delete

[tepid olive]

Btw stop posting pirate twitter links beo

[lime pivot]

ah it's this guy

[tepid olive]

Bro stop this tweet links for pirate

Alright I’m tired as balls and nuts

[opal panther]

yoyo yoyo

[tepid olive]

Gn

[gaunt mesa]

stop pirating tho

[opal panther]

just joined fellers

🙂

[surreal mountain]

LMAO

[primal perch]

lol

[gaunt mesa]

why do i always get harassed on this server

[opal panther]

guys calm dooooown

[primal perch]

true

[opal panther]

why everyone agro

[tepid olive]

Cause balls

[opal panther]

hahahahha

[tepid olive]

Now gn

[surreal mountain]

this isnt even that bad for this channel

[gaunt mesa]

now im getting harassed by a member+

[opal panther]

lol

[gaunt mesa]

this is an all time low

[tepid olive]

Love you @gaunt mesa and gn

[opal panther]

well im new

[tepid olive]

I suggest you sleep too

[primal perch]

just abuse your role and suppress his voice

delete message

[gaunt mesa]

yeah i will sleep

[opal panther]

everyone here from Calif. too?

cool

[tepid olive]

TRUE

[lime pivot]

I love that thread

[gaunt mesa]

this is fun

[tepid olive]

Which

[primal perch]

what did i start

[gaunt mesa]

thanks for the ideas shep

[tepid olive]

Which thread

[lime pivot]

the guy speaks like the russian stereotype with poor english

[gaunt mesa]

no rights

[tepid olive]

Yes

Lmao

He does

[surreal mountain]

so many 1 blocked message

help

how do remove

[gaunt mesa]

ok ill stop

[lime pivot]

you want cool story?

[gaunt mesa]

@tepid olive

[twilit jungle]

[lime pivot]

put it in H

[primal perch]

SWIDGETS

[gaunt mesa]

PHOTOWIDGET

[lime pivot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07vdtBMG4Kg

[gaunt mesa]

false

oop

i pinged u

who did that

[twilit jungle]

#development message

[gaunt mesa]

who deleted it

[primal perch]

#development message

[tepid olive]

I was reversed libfoxes dylib and I found that the Json request was in regular expressions! In the objective c runtime! So naturally I opened up the compiler and found the udid from the request and the 200 parts of the json

[primal perch]

funny

hilarious

[gaunt mesa]

ngh0st

[tepid olive]

I love censorship

[primal perch]

chinese moment

[gaunt mesa]

kek

[narrow mason]

has anyone seen dgh0st he owes me one ghost written tweak

[tepid olive]

I am Filipino not Chinese

[primal perch]

TIDAL > SHITIFY

[tepid olive]

But thanks for racism bro

Sad

[gaunt mesa]

ghost cock included?

[narrow mason]

yes

[tepid olive]

Shep get cancel for racism

[gaunt mesa]

pog

[primal perch]

bro im talking about china

[narrow mason]

and 400 dollars

[lime pivot]

DaisyDisk is good

[primal perch]

the ccp censorship

[narrow mason]

southerngirlwhoxode

code

[tepid olive]

Just because I am Asian you think I live in China

[primal perch]

:nfr:

[tepid olive]

The Asia is more than just China you know

[primal perch]

true

[gaunt mesa]

WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT?

[narrow mason]

i fucking hate that stupid yellow face

[primal perch]

false

[gaunt mesa]

im not deleting ur messages

[primal perch]

[narrow mason]

i see it in my dreams

[gaunt mesa]

u fucking idiot

[primal perch]

[narrow mason]

i see it in the face of every child

its all i see

[surreal mountain]

how can i see how many people have a role in a server i dont own

[gaunt mesa]

[tacit spade]

0. the asia

[primal perch]

[lime pivot]

as expected the biggest folder is my music, followed by CoreSimulator, followed by iOS DeviceSupport, followed by DerivedData

[gaunt mesa]

cock

[primal perch]

true

[gaunt mesa]

false

[narrow mason]

ok if dgh0st isnt gonna ghost dev my tweak who is

[tepid olive]

Cursed fr lego man

[primal perch]

tr1 will

[lime pivot]

followed by Messages Attachments because Apple is still bad at writing good software

[primal perch]

bro are you gonna stop trolling

[gaunt mesa]

stop ghost pinging

who

[narrow mason]

ill ask one of the best devs, Revulate

[gaunt mesa]

ghost ping

[primal perch]

or can jules ban you

[twilit jungle]

#import "JulesTweak.h"

static id applicationFinishLaunchingObserver = nil;

%ctor {
    void (^SetupJulesTweak)(NSNotification *notification) = ^(NSNotification *notification) {
        [[JulesTweak sharedInstance] initialize];
    };

    applicationFinishLaunchingObserver = [[NSNotificationCenter defaultCenter] addObserverForName:UIApplicationDidFinishLaunchingNotification object:nil queue:[NSOperationQueue mainQueue] usingBlock:SetupJulesTweak];
}

%dtor {
    [[NSNotificationCenter defaultCenter] removeObserver:applicationFinishLaunchingObserver];
}

[primal perch]

true

[narrow mason]

wait wtf going on lmao

yooo he wrote it

[twilit jungle]

Here you go

[tacit spade]

this discord channel is harbor to some of the smartest people in the world and this is what we do

[gaunt mesa]

im not deleting ur messages anymore @tepid olive

[narrow mason]

brb uploading it

[gaunt mesa]

its someone else

[primal perch]

wtf

[gaunt mesa]

so stop calling me lil brownie and kindly fuck off

[primal perch]

dghost using non local variable

[surreal mountain]

%dtor {
[[NSNotificationCenter defaultCenter] removeObserver:applicationFinishLaunchingObserver];
}
is this good practice

[primal perch]

literally ban

[surreal mountain]

should i be doing this

[tepid olive]

@narrow mason mute @tepid olive

[surreal mountain]

in my tweaks

[primal perch]

true

lmao

[narrow mason]

dont tell me what to do bitch

[tepid olive]

Lmao

[primal perch]

F

[tepid olive]

Sorry señor Jules

[gaunt mesa]

can u mute @tepid olive for being annoying and racist

[narrow mason]

also if you talk while ur mute processes ill warn

[gaunt mesa]

[lime pivot]

thank you @gaunt mesa

[primal perch]

[tepid olive]

Ok shall libelceoegie star

[primal perch]

wtf

[tepid olive]

Star lib cephei

[primal perch]

he's invincible

[twilit jungle]

It doesn't matter unless you are going to be unloading dylibs which practically isn't possible currently.

[lime pivot]

star cephei to own the libs

[gaunt mesa]

wait why is my pfp that

it should be this current one

[primal perch]

man cant be muted

[surreal mountain]

yeah true ok thanks @twilit jungle

[lime pivot]

it's github

[narrow mason]

it went through

[gaunt mesa]

oh i forgot discord does this weird thing where it shows the second most recent pfp

its annoying

[narrow mason]

what was he doing lol

[valid venture]

@tepid olive Big Gay says nothing

[surreal mountain]

2 days

L

[gaunt mesa]

being annoying pretty uch

[primal perch]

hes been trolling and starting drama for the past 2 days

[gaunt mesa]

and racist

[lime pivot]

it actually is your current pic

🤷‍♀️

computers are bad

[surreal mountain]

go ahead

[primal perch]

cum

[narrow mason]

anyone wanna grab a drink

[gaunt mesa]

sure

[surreal mountain]

sure

[primal perch]

no

i want tacos

[valid venture]

nachos

[narrow mason]

anyone wanna grab a bite to eat

[primal perch]

yea

in n out

[tepid olive]

Alright gn everyone i am actually fucking exhausted

[primal perch]

:nfr

[narrow mason]

my sister is crazy

[surreal mountain]

can you bring the southern girl who codes please

[valid venture]

nah five guys better

[narrow mason]

she scares me

we leave her in the shed outside

[lime pivot]

actually it's just a southern girl who code

only one code

[primal perch]

i mean they're both good but five guys is like double the cost

[lime pivot]

haven't figured out how to do multiple code yet

[surreal mountain]

ah my bad. will fix next time

[gaunt mesa]

LOL

jules

the dude u muted

i think hes trying to dm me

[narrow mason]

if she goes she has to wear a strait jacket

is he really

[gaunt mesa]

but i have something called privacy settings

[narrow mason]

!ban @split badger troll

[tepid olive]

Ayo I heard drama and woke up

[rancid summit]

member must be a mention or valid user id.

[primal perch]

true

[narrow mason]

he elft

left

[gaunt mesa]

@split badger plese learn about privacy settings

[surreal mountain]

yay

[primal perch]

gotem

[gaunt mesa]

[tepid olive]

Ok drama done

[gaunt mesa]

hes still here

wait

nvm

[narrow mason]

i just manual banned

[gaunt mesa]

lol

[primal perch]

either he gives up on tweak (98%) or makes an alt

[gaunt mesa]

trolls

[gaunt mesa]

hes definetely making an alt

[twilit jungle]

can't give up on something you haven't started

[narrow mason]

every day i ban 10 people manually and aaron has never noticed

/s

[primal perch]

can you ban dghost next

[gaunt mesa]

we will know its him cuz hes gonna start acting like hes from the hood

[primal perch]

mans annoying

[gaunt mesa]

and calling me lil brownie again

[narrow mason]

he's on the list

who is revulate

[primal perch]

n

[gaunt mesa]

n

[narrow mason]

diego too?

wtf

wtf

[gaunt mesa]

even patrick?

wait he wasn't banned was he

[narrow mason]

who

[surreal mountain]

#fuck patrick

[narrow mason]

he is currently in State Prison

[twilit jungle]

even Shepgoba (deleted account)?

[primal perch]

@patrick

[gaunt mesa]

yes

[surreal mountain]

wait rly

[primal perch]

gm

[narrow mason]

serving 30 years

[surreal mountain]

cap

[gaunt mesa]

wait seriously?

[narrow mason]

no

[valid venture]

for tf?

[primal perch]

br

[gaunt mesa]

doesn't he have a trial

[surreal mountain]

@valid venture que

[twilit jungle]

[primal perch]

br x30

[narrow mason]

he overslept so they let him go free

[surreal mountain]

mov coc bal

[gaunt mesa]

bro?

[surreal mountain]

go ahead

translate

[gaunt mesa]

[narrow mason]

how mfers be sleeping when they're 4 hours late to work

[primal perch]

joe biden gonna oversleep inauguration day bro

[surreal mountain]

qasm to english

[primal perch]

:frbiden:

[narrow mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/723337201861263361.png?v=1

[primal perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/774187231530319874.png?v=1

[gaunt mesa]

:frbiden:

[twilit jungle]

[narrow mason]

joe biden

[primal perch]

sleepy joe

[valid venture]

If he’s 15mins late, are we allowed to leave?

[twilit jungle]

Yes

[gaunt mesa]

if only

[narrow mason]

if your professor is late you are obligated to find him

[primal perch]

bro if only trump won nwoe

[twilit jungle]

You are allowed to leave whenever you want

[narrow mason]

true

[primal perch]

true

[gaunt mesa]

sleepy joe and the radicalist democrats!

[narrow mason]

in college no one gives af

you can just dip

[faint timber]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-pack-dog-look-to-the-side-why-are-you-looking-at-me-gif-19403559

[primal perch]

i mean you can in kindergarten too

just mf leave

you dont need to know how to read

[narrow mason]

this one dude literally just gets up middle of class eveyr time to leave

[gaunt mesa]

nfr

[narrow mason]

like bro why even come at all

[twilit jungle]

nfrcoal

[gaunt mesa]

jool

[primal perch]

his mom makes him

[gaunt mesa]

where do u go college

[surreal mountain]

how

[surreal mountain]

under there

[twilit jungle]

[narrow mason]

[gaunt mesa]

:blank:

wtf

[twilit jungle]

[gaunt mesa]

[narrow mason]

i used to have classes that began as soon as the other ended

[gaunt mesa]

pain

[twilit jungle]

🟢

[gaunt mesa]

🔴

[lethal kayak]

i have hatred for the reply format

as i am colorblind

[narrow mason]

same

i want quotes

[lethal kayak]

fuck this shit

[undone nest]

same

[twilit jungle]

fr

[gaunt mesa]

sounds like a you problem

[undone nest]

i want quotes
@narrow mason

[gaunt mesa]

this is true

the new minimalist frs make a signal light

[valid venture]

@lethal kayak how you drive a car at a stoplight?

[narrow mason]

jules in da studio wtf

[undone nest]

wtf

[surreal mountain]

wtf

[twilit jungle]

Thats not jules

[narrow mason]

what is he playing

[twilit jungle]

[lethal kayak]

i look at the stoplight

[gaunt mesa]

⬛⬛⬛
⬛🔴⬛
⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟡⬛
⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟢⬛
⬛⬛⬛

[lethal kayak]

the colors are very different lol

[gaunt mesa]

all the frs

[lethal kayak]

but it's hard for me to tell certain colors apart

[gaunt mesa]

⚫

[valid venture]

damn what if my green is your purple

[surreal mountain]

⬛⬛⬛
⬛🔴⬛
⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟡⬛
⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟢⬛
⬛⬛⬛

[narrow mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/764447332288561152/783600552926773258/image0.jpg

[gaunt mesa]

ur problem

[lethal kayak]

it's not

[surreal mountain]

bri ish

[twilit jungle]

[lethal kayak]

i've tried the colorblind glasses tho

[gaunt mesa]

imagine low res reduhh

[narrow mason]

just insert a sharp knife into your eye and fix it

[primal perch]

:uhhhusk:

[lethal kayak]

it's not noticeable enough to make a difference

[gaunt mesa]

[lethal kayak]

true i can get a surgery for it

[twilit jungle]

[lethal kayak]

but i'd rather not

[narrow mason]

is it similar to lasik

[gaunt mesa]

BRU

[lethal kayak]

idk

[valid venture]

can I get a :uh: for a left hand turn?

[lethal kayak]

i'd rather avoid eye surgery though

[primal perch]

wtf

there's color blind surgery

true

[twilit jungle]

[narrow mason]

yeah i hear people who get lasik have weird problems after

no

nothing can fix you

[primal perch]

glasses or bust

[gaunt mesa]

surgery to fix ur left nut

[primal perch]

i have 3

a left, middle, and a right nut

[gaunt mesa]

3 nuts?

wtf

3 nuts and 5 balls

[primal perch]

pic loading rn

[narrow mason]

[primal perch]

:frball::frball::frball:

[gaunt mesa]

[narrow mason]

does fr have a penis

[primal perch]

yeah its as visible as yours

[narrow mason]

i have a vagina

[gaunt mesa]

why

[undone nest]

[narrow mason]

why is everyone suddenly dming me after i said that

[gaunt mesa]

WHY

my eyes

it just got so bright

i am blind now

[lethal kayak]

nvm i'm wrong

[gaunt mesa]

i cannot see

[narrow mason]

im tired of all the slurs being said in dev backroom

[lethal kayak]

there's no surgery

[gaunt mesa]

wtf

[faint timber]

hello people I need halp

[gaunt mesa]

half a ball?

[narrow mason]

did u see the ltt video on it @vivid dew

it was actually pretty cool lol

[faint timber]

am stuck

[narrow mason]

oh

musty farts wtf

[faint timber]

who can offer insite

[narrow mason]

it has been scientifically proven that anime girls do not bathe

and are dirty

[gaunt mesa]

if (isStuck) unStuck()

[half walrus]

nice to see you guys too

[gaunt mesa]

lol

[narrow mason]

krit

wen eta tattoo

[half walrus]

not sure actually

[faint timber]

what changed in iOS 14 dyld shared cache, cache_header struct not working anymore

[valid venture]

where you get it at? @half walrus

on the body ^

[narrow mason]

@twilit jungle the tweak already has 5000 sales

[half walrus]

have you seen the photo i sent here

[twilit jungle]

true

[narrow mason]

i will give you 1% cut

[twilit jungle]

[narrow mason]

bro better than 0

[gaunt mesa]

on his arm

[twilit jungle]

true

[gaunt mesa]

according to the photo

but that wasn't him

[surreal mountain]

right hand/forearm

[gaunt mesa]

[surreal mountain]

WTF

[narrow mason]

LMAO

[surreal mountain]

FR

[gaunt mesa]

[surreal mountain]

[narrow mason]

i believe it

f

[gaunt mesa]

GG

[surreal mountain]

L

[narrow mason]

its ok dgh0st has given me 0 dollars for writing all his tweaks

[faint timber]

_cacheData = (uint8_t *)mmap(NULL, filesize, PROT_READ, MAP_PRIVATE, fd, 0);
_cacheHead = (struct cache_header *)_cacheData;
uint64_t curoffset = _cacheHead->startaddr; //segfault here

fd is dyld_shared_caches
iOS 14 cache segfaults on startaddr

[half walrus]

isn't ghost-writing tweaks my thing tho

[surreal mountain]

https://cdn.quiprr.dev/59sKG2lv.png everybody gangsta until bash on windows

[narrow mason]

prove it write me a tweak

/s

[twilit jungle]

[undone nest]

liam gaming

[gaunt mesa]

ok

[narrow mason]

LMAO

[surreal mountain]

true

liam gamging

[faint timber]

trying to port https://github.com/limneos/classdump-dyld to iOS 14

[surreal mountain]

its liam gaming computer

so

[narrow mason]

krit with the disses today

fire

[surreal mountain]

liam gaming

[gaunt mesa]

name leak

moment

[surreal mountain]

ok

[twilit jungle]

cygwin

[gaunt mesa]

do i leak last name

[narrow mason]

i absolutely despise llama

[gaunt mesa]

and phone number?

[half walrus]

12 pm am tired

[faint timber]

sir my name is liam but I'm not gaming

[half walrus]

i

[surreal mountain]

[surreal mountain]

sad

[gaunt mesa]

do i leak address

[half walrus]

couldn't even muster a proper centence there

[surreal mountain]

[half walrus]

ffs

[gaunt mesa]

centence

[half walrus]

ok

[gaunt mesa]

indeed

[half walrus]

im

[valid venture]

do ssn too

[half walrus]

help

need coffee

[gaunt mesa]

do i leak ssn?

yeah

i think so

[valid venture]

[narrow mason]

drink some espresso

[faint timber]

am sad yall not using dev as dev

[gaunt mesa]

liam i probably know ur SSN

[surreal mountain]

thats funny

id love to see u try

[faint timber]

which liam

[gaunt mesa]

quiprr

[surreal mountain]

me

[gaunt mesa]

[surreal mountain]

[faint timber]

u stole my name

[narrow mason]

i wonder if any advanced dev here had a ghost writer the whole time and never wrote a single line of code

[twilit jungle]

liam liam who else

[gaunt mesa]

forgot cryptic is also liam

ok

so

[faint timber]

my name liam

[gaunt mesa]

cryptic SSN is 69420

[half walrus]

@valid venture lol i didn't get your nickname till just now

[surreal mountain]

fals

[faint timber]

BRO

[gaunt mesa]

and quiprr SSN is 42069

there

mega leak

don't tell anyone

[narrow mason]

mine is 593-59-2385

[surreal mountain]

mega dev

[half walrus]

my social security number is 4

[faint timber]

thats my debug code @gaunt mesa

[half walrus]

i have 4 social security

[twilit jungle]

i wonder if any advanced dev here had a ghost writer the whole time and never wrote a single line of code
me

[primal perch]

balls

[gaunt mesa]

cock

[half walrus]

@twilit jungle nobody could write code as horrifying as u dont play /s

[surreal mountain]

every line of my first tweak was written by @grave sparrow

[gaunt mesa]

what

[twilit jungle]

All my tweaks buggy

[primal perch]

same

[twilit jungle]

Can't fix shit

[half walrus]

lowkey not actually sure how flexall compiled at all

[surreal mountain]

its funny cuz its almost entirely true

[half walrus]

you

you use no headers

[narrow mason]

i am going to fix gh0sts front camera mirror tweak

[half walrus]

whatsoever

[faint timber]

printf("420\n");
call1();
printf("69\n");
call2();
printf("1337\n");
@gaunt mesa me debugging irl

[gaunt mesa]

well its fine they were ghost written so u don't take the blame

[narrow mason]

one day

[surreal mountain]

i did barely anything

[half walrus]

in flexall

no headers, no imports

[twilit jungle]

There are interfaces

[half walrus]

no @class declarations

[twilit jungle]

At the top of tweak.xm

[half walrus]

yeah but u dont import uikit or foundation

[surreal mountain]

cursed

[primal perch]

theos does it for you

[twilit jungle]

Oh

[gaunt mesa]

no

theos lean andmean pog

[primal perch]

vibeok

[half walrus]

and idk how it let you use dyld w/o importing dlwhatever.h

[surreal mountain]

theos lean and mean

:sofuk

[gaunt mesa]

no

god damni

i was supposed to sleep 1 hour ago

well there goes that plan

[twilit jungle]

Theos used to import dlfcn.h, its a new thing to not auto do that.

[surreal mountain]

https://cdn.quiprr.dev/0vHMxCjR.png

its ok

[half walrus]

sigh

[twilit jungle]

mhm

[surreal mountain]

auto imports are for fucking losers

[gaunt mesa]

why is theos auto importing stuff tho

[half walrus]

i get it but like

[surreal mountain]

i said it

[half walrus]

generate a .h

in the project

that does that

[twilit jungle]

true

[primal perch]

all of dgh0st's tweaks are written by @narrow mason

[narrow mason]

true

[twilit jungle]

[primal perch]

tidal tho

[twilit jungle]

No wonder they buggy

[primal perch]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-scream-spongebob-screaming-spongebob-angry-gif-17011153

true

[valid venture]

@half walrus that better?

[half walrus]

guy is spamming the shit out of my dms

[gaunt mesa]

rip

[half walrus]

its not even the spam that bothers me

[gaunt mesa]

block him

[half walrus]

he

tags me

in my dms

[gaunt mesa]

[half walrus]

i tell him to stop he goes

ok @half walrus