general

[ruby copper]

days/WEEKS

???

[velvet zenith]

❌

[muted shuttle]

Hi bro

I can run it for you

[velvet zenith]

i dont trust maxine

[chilly bear]

mineek let me run it for you

i have a celeron

[muted shuttle]

Its seed cracking

[chilly bear]

n3500

[ruby copper]

/ 53000 ≈ 19M sec ≈ 218 days. Way too slow.

218 DAYS??

[ruby copper]

That's almost a year bro

[muted shuttle]

Let me run it bro

I am Willing to do this for u

:/

Actually

How long will it take

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Maxine I think we have to rethink this

[muted shuttle]

Thats the question

[velvet zenith]

sec de leo

[muted shuttle]

Ok ..

[ruby copper]

Because there are only like 10 12 eye seeds online for 26.1.2

[desert cairn]

iOS

[ruby copper]

I don't think us finding a new one is realistic

[velvet zenith]

Heres the move

Just dont fuckin do it

[ruby copper]

fr

Yes thats what I'm saying

It's not realistic

And it's gonna take way too long.

[velvet zenith]

Or do it and be stubborn for like a week like nebula

When he was trying to crack the apple music ASK

[desert cairn]

Do it

[muted shuttle]

He should crack a woman instead

[desert cairn]

No

[velvet zenith]

No

[muted shuttle]

Ok

Ok

[velvet zenith]

Who needs to crack a woman when you can slave away at a job

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper Why mirror

I dont like women

[desert cairn]

I'm going to slave away at my associates and get it done in half the time

[velvet zenith]

Loser

[ruby copper]

Brb

[desert cairn]

I want to be done with college in 2 years instead of 4

I hate school

[velvet zenith]

Ok

U probably can lowk my program doesnt run any of my courses in summer

[desert cairn]

Why is college so expensive

Why is public college 10k a year

And 30k a year if living on campus

[muted shuttle]

Yew Jork

[desert cairn]

I hate it here

Why is it 90 degrees outside

[signal hazel]

@ashen basin arguably one if the prettiest games i’ve played

[limber temple]

the time will pass regardless

[muted shuttle]

this and a 2002 honda civic would go hard

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[signal hazel]

i’ve just got out of a race

[limber temple]

Hello

[signal hazel]

1s

[velvet zenith]

Can we convince nebula to buy a new macbook

[desert cairn]

I'm poor

[polar python]

no he must suffer with constant swap writes

it builds character

[muted shuttle]

His ssd will be killed

[velvet zenith]

This guys almost at like 1pb written

[desert cairn]

I have like 103 tbw left for the rated

[desert cairn]

No

[signal hazel]

these all my hondas

[velvet zenith]

I didnt check what my mac came with but im assuming it was like 500gb to 1tb

[desert cairn]

The drive would be dead with 1 pb writes

[signal hazel]

i have two type rs

hmm

[muted shuttle]

boring

[signal hazel]

since when

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ETMuj78CtIs

[limber temple]

hey guys when i go to florida in a couple weeks should i drink corona or modelo

[muted shuttle]

1997 type r then .

[signal hazel]

i might buy some

[velvet zenith]

can i come

[limber temple]

if you can fly there sure

[desert cairn]

See it's fine

[velvet zenith]

nah im walkin

[limber temple]

better start now

[desert cairn]

Paying $2000 to have to use macOS is crazy

[velvet zenith]

499

[desert cairn]

Yeah and then you get 50 tbw a year

[polar python]

should’ve copped the refurbished mac mini

[desert cairn]

Mid

Not portable

[polar python]

dont matter just ask codex to control it lowk

[dense valve]

Yeah

[velvet zenith]

refurb m5 pro

[desert cairn]

Doesn't exist + mid

[dense valve]

p2r3f [SS03], Role icon, Member Edition
— 3:17 PM
Im gay [deleted]

[desert cairn]

p2r3f [SS03], Role icon, Member Edition
— 3:17 PM
Im gay [deleted]

[polar python]

Maxine Role icon, Administrator
— 3:17 PM
Im gay [deleted]

[ruby copper]

tap in @half compass @teal bramble @simple drift @velvet imp

[muted shuttle]

hooly peak

[alpine chasm]

So a former message logger jokes about having one again huh

Wonder if its true

[desert cairn]

I just logged your message

Ok

[simple drift]

whats this

[simple drift]

no

[simple drift]

lie

[alpine chasm]

What

[ruby copper]

minecraft bedrock marketplace asset downloader

[simple drift]

piracy question mark

[polar python]

@desert cairn cop ts

[desert cairn]

Fake and gay

[alpine chasm]

That bot does audio now?

[simple drift]

it always has

[ruby copper]

Yes

[simple drift]

you just have to enable it

[alpine chasm]

5kbps audio but wtf

[simple drift]

per user

yea

[simple drift]

mods

[polar python]

fmbot more like piracy bot

[alpine chasm]

Time to remove it

[desert cairn]

Rjb mods 4 years ago would call this piracy and ban anyone that used it

[simple drift]

nop

[alpine chasm]

Vanish it to the shadow realm:( #bot-commands )

[simple drift]

nop

[simple drift]

please no

[desert cairn]

Defeats the entire purpose of the bot

[alpine chasm]

What does it do that rich presence cant fulfill

[desert cairn]

One of them no one looks at

[simple drift]

in chat

[wary badge]

They get me every time

[simple drift]

bro has an anker membership

im crying

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper can i have ur xans

[polar python]

does the wireless one have a fan

[dense valve]

Ive been doing this the whole time

Wait

That came out wrong

[simple drift]

@ruby copper can i have ur xans

[wary badge]

I buy so much anker

[polar python]

at aaron at maxine

[dense valve]

Ive been joking about it the whole time

[polar python]

at night

[wary badge]

Yes

But its for travel

[simple drift]

ugreen exists

[wary badge]

They have a nice one for home i have next to my
Bed

That also has a fan

[dense valve]

I used it once for 5 minutes for fun, I wouldn't actually use it again and espescially not after someone that did have one got my legal name from it

[wary badge]

https://www.anker.com/products/a25x7-anker-prime-qi2-wireless-charging-station-25w-3-in-1-stand?variant=45578658676886 @polar python peak

[polar python]

bradley genius jr

i want one without the watch

shit takes up too much space on my nightstand

[dense valve]

bradley for mod lowkey

[polar python]

$200 is crazy

i have a MFI insignia one that’s like $30

[wary badge]

Mid

Anker gang for life

[simple drift]

ugreen > anker

[dense valve]

anker for ife

What

@muted shuttle Snipe

[fervent dove]

googledebunker #mineek🥺 deleted a message

ok ||spoiler||

Message ID: 1506016689228222707 · May 18, 2026, 7:32 PM

[polar python]

ok spoiler

[wary badge]

Nightstand of champions

[dense valve]

ok spoiler

[chilly bear]

u were supposed to think it was ur name

which is

[muted shuttle]

Why do u have zinc on your nightstand

[glacial valve]

kef coda w

[polar python]

big and greedy u do not need to charge that many devices next to ur bed

[muted shuttle]

fr

[dense valve]

no understand

[simple drift]

ok spoiler

[wary badge]

ZMA is made for taking before bed

[glacial valve]

okn

[wary badge]

For sleep support

[muted shuttle]

Ohhh

[wary badge]

Dreams go brr

Test go brr

[chilly bear]

must be something for the elderly

[polar python]

google watches me sleep

[dense valve]

Is anyone good at architectural stuff

[glacial valve]

unc jeff

[chilly bear]

yea

hi

[dense valve]

Like actually or just saying shit

[wary badge]

Bro that thing is way bigger than the anker one

‘Too much space’

[wary badge]

Hau

Hai

[glacial valve]

js use cables

[polar python]

ik thats why i wanna replace it

[chilly bear]

i have a few friends in architecture ..

[glacial valve]

induction is goyslop

[wary badge]

Ugly

[glacial valve]

30% energy loss

[polar python]

energy loss don’t matter ts charging overnight

and it never gets warm with the fan on

[muted shuttle]

i have a 10 foot cable running from my ups (from my desk) to my bed

15w charging

👍

fun

[jaunty wagon]

What’s “ts” stand for

[glacial valve]

I have the same

[polar python]

this shit

[jaunty wagon]

AWESOME!!!

[muted shuttle]

Thx martin

Always so positive.

[jaunty wagon]

No..

[jaunty wagon]

Np

[polar python]

fuck u askin me for then if u the expert

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Are you a broken moon or a happy sun

[glacial valve]

who let you out of #1451996895160434801

[jaunty wagon]

It was a test.. you failed

[ruby copper]

bro doesnt know martin's true origin

[muted shuttle]

Ummm

[polar python]

[jaunty wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-14770887436103544323

[muted shuttle]

Happy sun i guess

Im joyous

[jaunty wagon]

Those who know..

[ruby copper]

fr

[ashen basin]

FR. I got online working

[muted shuttle]

i finished my pizza rolls

they were yummy :)

[ruby copper]

Ok

[ornate latch]

fatty

[muted shuttle]

:(

[glacial valve]

fr

[muted shuttle]

don't call me that

pls

[ruby copper]

well ur kinda doing it to urself

[ornate latch]

anything but eating healthy

[muted shuttle]

how

how am i doing it to myself

[ruby copper]

exercise for the reader

[ornate latch]

do we need to say it

or isn't it obvious

[dense valve]

How do I attach a 2x4 to a mudded and finished wall accounting for the fact that it needs to hold my body weight (120lb but i assume heavier people will also be using it so 170lb realistically)

[muted shuttle]

ok man

[polar python]

@keto

[dense valve]

How do i change the model in keto

[ornate latch]

for that kind of load you do NOT want to rely on drywall anchors — you need to hit studs. here's the move:

find the studs with a stud finder (or knock test). mark them. they're usually 16" apart.
position the 2x4 horizontally so it spans at least 2 studs, ideally 3+ for redundancy.
use lag screws or structural screws — like 1/4" x 3.5" lag bolts or GRK/SPAX structural screws. drywall is usually 1/2", so you want at least 1.5"–2" of penetration into the stud. 3"–3.5" screws are the sweet spot.
pre-drill pilot holes through the 2x4 and into the stud to avoid splitting.
two screws per stud (one near top edge, one near bottom) for anti-rotation. so a 2x4 across 3 studs = 6 screws, which is wildly overkill for 170lb but that's what you want for a body-weight application.

a single 1/4" lag into a stud can hold several hundred lbs in shear, so with 4–6 of them you've got a huge safety margin. just make sure you're actually in the stud and not just catching the edge — that's the #1 failure mode.

what are you mounting btw? pull-up bar, shelf, climbing thing? changes the advice slightly if there's dynamic load involved 👀
:claude: 10.5s • Claude Opus 4.7

[chilly bear]

um

[polar python]

either in the /ask arg or set default in preferences cmd

[chilly bear]

they can draw the top of a pillar

if that helps

[polar python]

@desert cairn dog shit bot

[ruby copper]

fr

[dense valve]

What

[dense valve]

K thanks

[polar python]

i hate how they gpt 4o’d my goat

[dense valve]

Are you paying for keto+ 😭

[ornate latch]

claude opus 4.7 is so fucking shit

it does anything but write code

[polar python]

he prolly got free keto from nebby

hold on i’ll give it to u

[dense valve]

I get it for free already but thx

[simple drift]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYMQQmtM3Fb

[muted shuttle]

keto always being useful

[ashen basin]

@signal hazel do u like my fast asf truck

[ornate latch]

idk why it needs to execute 300 billion commands before writing code

[polar python]

lowkey i don’t even remember the cmd to give ppl keto+

[dense valve]

Cause I host cobalt instance

[polar python]

oh ok

[muted shuttle]

my cobalt instance is better

btw

[ruby copper]

why did he jump

[polar python]

mine would mog both of urs

if i wasn’t too lazy to set it up

[muted shuttle]

uh huh

[simple drift]

you should give me it

[muted shuttle]

sure ..

[simple drift]

life.

[polar python]

yeah sure word

[ornate latch]

russia

[ruby copper]

im ocring it

[dense valve]

Mine is running on a raspberry pi that keeps killing itself cause the storage controller is probably failing or smthn

Just restarted it

[ruby copper]

Робота учня
❤️

[vocal plinth]

Gay

[ruby copper]

im translating it

Student's work ❤️

[dense valve]

Student work

[ruby copper]

Ok

[wary badge]

Mrrp for nebby

[simple drift]

mods slurs

[ruby copper]

How

[simple drift]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DWrGAwUjFuS/

[ruby copper]

gay

[vocal plinth]

True gay

[ruby copper]

Hey who mirror reacted me for a split sec

[simple drift]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DWv6V1tDFPH/

[simple drift]

🪞

[ashen basin]

aaaaa my eye is bleeding LMFAO

[vocal plinth]

It was Maxine

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Comment ?

[dense valve]

for a hangboard you absolutely need to hit studs — drywall anchors alone will rip out under dynamic loading (especially when you start doing pull-ups or dead hangs and shock-loading it).

here's the move:

find your studs with a stud finder. they're usually 16" or 24" on center. mark the centers.
predrill through your 2x4 at the stud locations. use a countersink so the screw heads sit flush.
use proper structural screws — GRK cabinet screws, SPAX, or simpson SDS 1/4" x 3.5" or longer. avoid drywall screws (they're brittle and snap under shear). lag bolts work too but overkill for a 2x4.
hit at least 2 studs, ideally 3. each screw should penetrate the stud by at least 1.5-2".
mount the hangboard to the 2x4 with the hardware it came with (usually wood screws into the 2x4).

a single 3" structural screw into a stud holds hundreds of pounds in shear, so 4-6 of them across 2-3 studs gives you a massive safety margin even with shock loads from a heavy climber dynoing onto it.

if you somehow can't hit studs in the spot you want, that's when you'd look at toggle bolts rated for the load — but honestly just put it where the studs are. way less stress.
11.9s • Claude Opus 4.7

[muted shuttle]

?

i'm doing stuff

[signal hazel]

have you drove the S2K

WTAC

[muted shuttle]

here u go take logs

[signal hazel]

i’ve never driven anything so grippy

[obtuse ruin]

Mods leaking

[dense valve]

@spark gale Your admin is leaking logs

[ornate latch]

you came out already

why are you complaining

[chilly bear]

/home/null/.sdkman/candidates/java/25.0.3-graal/bin/java

malware

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[simple drift]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYXiB6LMmuy/

i have discovered a rabbit hole

[ruby copper]

graal

[dense valve]

Wtf aaron just went offline the second i pinged him

I see how it is aaron

[vocal plinth]

He hates you ofc

[ruby copper]

garnaal @muted shuttle @simple drift @chilly bear

[vocal plinth]

Like all dogs

[muted shuttle]

Caridean Shrimp

[chilly bear]

join my server 127.0.0.1

[signal hazel]

@ashen basin i love this thing

[simple drift]

what

<@&1317389593577783306>

There’s currently a billing issue happening currently.

Am I affected?
You may be, if you’ve renewed/purchased a plan since yesterday (at around 8:00 PM CEST), you may have not received your plan correctly.

How do I fix this?
If this issue isn’t resolved within 24-48 hours, please DM me 🙂
The system should automatically update your plans correctly again. @teal bramble

[chilly bear]

dih

[obtuse ruin]

Why are people being racist in the chat

[muted shuttle]

unknown role

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @polar python Give me keto source

[dense valve]

unknwon roel

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn @polar python Give me keto source

[muted shuttle]

Haha

[ruby copper]

<@&1317389593577783306>

There’s currently a billing issue happening currently.

Am I affected?
You may be, if you’ve renewed/purchased a plan since yesterday (at around 8:00 PM CEST), you may have not received your plan correctly.

How do I fix this?
If this issue isn’t resolved within 24-48 hours, please DM me 🙂
The system should automatically update your plans correctly again. @teal bramble

[vocal plinth]

Says the British guy

[dense valve]

https://github.com/itsnebulalol/keto

[obtuse ruin]

Is the upsidedown bug fixed

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Tap in https://www.tnktok.com/@normalkid_kyrgier/video/7632944020242746632

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[muted shuttle]

I hope.

[ruby copper]

this is lowkey a fire ringtone

[ashen basin]

Yooooo

I think I got this one last night

[simple drift]

israeli type beat

[vocal plinth]

Did @hot creek not get banned yet?

Damn

[ruby copper]

a2F0ZQ==

[signal hazel]

up in the mountains?

[ashen basin]

Yeah

[simple drift]

what

[signal hazel]

isa beast

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper Why wont windows 7 boot on my late 2015 imac

[inland tree]

I have iPhone 14 Pro Max running iOS 26.2 can jailbreak it

[ruby copper]

Is it a uefi issue

[muted shuttle]

No

Can't downgrade to a jailbreakable version either

[muted shuttle]

uhh

no

i think it's a disk issue

[ruby copper]

Well what is the issue

What happens

[muted shuttle]

as in, it can't see the disk when it tries to boot

ok

basically

[inland tree]

I also have an iPhone X with 18 point something

[muted shuttle]

it loads all the drivers, goes into the kernel, then immediately crashes

no log or anything

[ruby copper]

Lol

[inland tree]

Can that work?

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Ok so

[muted shuttle]

No

[ruby copper]

Try installing the uhh

Thing

[muted shuttle]

That's an XR/XS also

[chilly bear]

vscode no launch

[muted shuttle]

What thing

[ruby copper]

Hold on check dm

[chilly bear]

how do i make malware now

[glacial valve]

@obtuse ruin I have a funny idea

very funny

[agile wing]

iPhone X is up to iOS 16, if you mean XR which is on iOS 18 then nope

[glacial valve]

very very funny

[inland tree]

So I can’t do it on access xs to what should I do

[inland tree]

I meant iPhone XS, I had

[agile wing]

can't jailbreak

[obtuse ruin]

[inland tree]

Oh that’s so sad, bro. I wanted Customisation.😭

[vocal plinth]

You’re French so that make whatever you are saying or doing a joke

[glacial valve]

[dense valve]

WHy are structtural screws so expensive holy shit

[ruby copper]

MPEAEF

[untold helm]

widgy

[chilly bear]

?

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle

[polar python]

don’t EVER fucking ping me again. i just opened a modmail for useless pings.

[muted shuttle]

[polar python]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[hot creek]

@polar python check the license plate

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn @polar python Give me keto sourcev

[carmine elk]

imma lose super rare 11 beta 2

[polar python]

keto source code is protected under the anti foid license

[hot creek]

Good

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[hot creek]

Good stkcy

Stkc did you look at my license plate

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Hello

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[polar python]

You need to be institutionalized

[ruby copper]

What is ur favorite c418 minecraft track

[muted shuttle]

Umm

Good question

I lowkey dont know

[hot creek]

FurryKum

[jaunty wagon]

Sry wont

[velvet zenith]

Im waiting for the invite

[muted shuttle]

Keto developers dont know that im still in the repo

[novel shadow]

W plate

[ruby copper]

fr?

[muted shuttle]

No i lied

I left the repo

[ruby copper]

bro got kicked from the repo

[muted shuttle]

i never did anything with it but i still host cobalt and nickel so whatever

[muted shuttle]

No i left it

Realistically i had no reason to be in it

[chilly bear]

why does he keep saying this

[velvet zenith]

im going to add special routing to only make my links go to nebulas cobalt and nickel

[polar python]

fuck was i doing on github bro

[hot creek]

Can we do this again

[velvet zenith]

foid

[muted shuttle]

From barely working to broken

[jaunty wagon]

Do you mind if I install this

[muted shuttle]

foid

[velvet zenith]

Searching for voidai huh

[muted shuttle]

Go ahead

[jaunty wagon]

Ty

[velvet zenith]

its gonna bootloop you

Tweaks are so mid anyways

[jaunty wagon]

What the hell…

[muted shuttle]

Ur on my old repo

[jaunty wagon]

I asked permission..

What’s new

[muted shuttle]

https://kittymaxine.com/repo

Wait

I wonder if uh

[polar python]

keto-ts

keto

This project was created using bun init in bun v1.2.22. Bun is a fast all-in-one JavaScript runtime.

[ashen basin]

damn yall are tweaking

[velvet zenith]

Can you add me to keto repo

[muted shuttle]

keto-ts

keto

This project was created using bun init in bun v1.2.22. Bun is a fast all-in-one JavaScript runtime.

[polar python]

ask nebby

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Im in so many repos wtf

I'm in like 1200 repos

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[jaunty wagon]

Holy crap my siders lowkey horizontal

[muted shuttle]

@versed basin When are you gonna invite me to apex

[chilly bear]

@half compass https://www.tiktokez.com/@eystreem/video/7620269481553693953

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Can you add me to keto repo

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Can you add me to keto repo

[chilly bear]

filter bypass :/

[ruby copper]

Where

[polar python]

Hello stekc,

You are receiving this email because your Premium App has earned its first $100. Huge congrats!

[muted shuttle]

wwtf

c 418

https://www.ebay.com/itm/303830733823

[polar python]

c4?

[ashen basin]

peak

[polar python]

mods

[muted shuttle]

i gotta cop

[polar python]

bomb threat

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn What the hell

[ruby copper]

Lol

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn What the hell

[ruby copper]

Shut up maxine

[polar python]

bros buying from my trap house

[muted shuttle]

Why r u so mean

[muted shuttle]

Its the cheapest cable

[hot creek]

Who up sucking cock

[ruby copper]

Ur rubbing in shadows loss

[terse dome]

you

[ruby copper]

Thats too far

[hot creek]

?

[velvet zenith]

I havent lost shit

[muted shuttle]

Ok but when others do it to me its ok

[ruby copper]

Yes

[polar python]

Why do u even need this windows 8 slop cable

[velvet zenith]

The email is lowk misleading

[ruby copper]

That is correct

[muted shuttle]

Kernel debugging

[polar python]

Is this just usb a to a

[velvet zenith]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

Lowkey idk

[ruby copper]

Just use a hypervisor

[muted shuttle]

I cant just use a usb-a to usb-a cable

[novel shadow]

Did you really need this to transfer data?

[terse dome]

lmao shadow can have unlimited salt rubbed

fuck his ass

[muted shuttle]

No

Kernel debugging

[ruby copper]

Why fr

[novel shadow]

oh

[muted shuttle]

Because im trying to debug a kernel

[velvet zenith]

Why

[muted shuttle]

Wtf a hypervisor gonna do for this

[ruby copper]

Yes so use a hypervisor

[ashen basin]

why are you fucking his ass

[velvet zenith]

Its also not you debugging it

Its claude

[muted shuttle]

Explain

[ruby copper]

Give u debugging capabilities

[novel shadow]

Susyqable my beloved

[polar python]

cloid

[ruby copper]

Just make one

Idk if bios can do it surely it can

UEFI can easily do it

[terse dome]

there was no such implication

[polar python]

go my cloid

[terse dome]

just that someone is to do so

[muted shuttle]

A hypervisor would make windows 7 boot

[ruby copper]

No

[muted shuttle]

Probably

[ruby copper]

What

No

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Lets make a better homebrew

[muted shuttle]

Its a vm

[ruby copper]

A hypervisor would let you debug the kernel easier

???

[muted shuttle]

Ok please explain to me how this will help me

[ruby copper]

you can have bare metal hypervisors bro

[velvet zenith]

No bro its not worth it

Let her do whatever

[muted shuttle]

No im listening

If I can recreate the same exact issue in a vm then that will help

[ruby copper]

Ok so normally:
PC boots -> goes to windows -> dies in ur case

but you can
PC boots -> boots into whatever slop u make -> that boots into windows -> then when windows crashes it catches it and prints useful info

All bare metal no vm slop

idk why u think of a vm

its basically my UEFI malware I made a year ago

That also had a similiar idea

[muted shuttle]

hm

[ruby copper]

You can probably find something that does this on gtihub idk

idk if hypervisor is the correct term tho

I think it is

[muted shuttle]

go my claude

ig

[polar python]

debug these nuts

[glacial valve]

@obtuse ruin go my claude

[muted shuttle]

Hey wait

I could possibly use proxmox

[ruby copper]

what will that do

[polar python]

go my cloid!!!

[glacial valve]

claude is running on my server!

[ruby copper]

no it isnt

[muted shuttle]

a hypervisor?

[glacial valve]

it is!

[ruby copper]

maxine not all hypervisors are vms

[glacial valve]

and it's so useful

[muted shuttle]

dog

[glacial valve]

😭

[muted shuttle]

wtf are you telling me then

[ruby copper]

.

[muted shuttle]

claude is telling me to use proxmox for this

[ruby copper]

bro did Not Read

[glacial valve]

brokie

just order a threadripper

[velvet zenith]

Mineek just stop helping bro

[ruby copper]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

Not worth it

[glacial valve]

fr

[muted shuttle]

dude

i'm trying to understand what to do

[ashen basin]

you cry

[velvet zenith]

Ok then listen to claude or mineek

Pick one

[muted shuttle]

wtf do you think i'm trying to do

[velvet zenith]

Listen to both at the same time

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper do you mean like

an efi shim

or some shit

[ruby copper]

No

[velvet zenith]

I think what he said was clear

[spark yacht]

Pick your poison type of decision

[glacial valve]

just attach a debugger

[muted shuttle]

explain like im a dumbass

[glacial valve]

😭

[muted shuttle]

can't

requires some fuckass cable

[ruby copper]

well maxine doesnt have a cable

[glacial valve]

It's serial

[muted shuttle]

i'm willing to buy one, i know a place irl that has one

[hot creek]

But you are a dumbass

[muted shuttle]

i just can't get one right now

and i'm impatient

[hot creek]

Impregnated

[muted shuttle]

Skip the EFI shim part entirely. Write a small Win7 kernel driver that's loaded at boot-start (before classpnp), whose only job is to register a KeBugCheckCallback (a documented Windows API). When Windows bug-checks, our callback fires before the BSOD is
painted, and it has full access to the exception record.

ok

go my claude

ig

[rich yarrow]

9850btw

[ruby copper]

No this is still entirely not the correct thing

although it may work

the hypervisor runs above the kernel not inside it

[muted shuttle]

i mean what claude is describing sounds like what i want

[ruby copper]

but it may work idk just let claude do its thing

[glacial valve]

Idk my i7 7700 is good enough

[muted shuttle]

i'll do that

thank you for trying to help ..

[glacial valve]

@obtuse ruin binary loaded in IDA.

[split nimbus]

MUNEEK DID U PREORDER GTA 6

[ruby copper]

No

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper This is genuinely the most promising "no cable" path I can think of. Your friend's idea is good. Want to try?

Claude says your idea was good

[split nimbus]

https://x.com/rockstargames/status/265492710629203968

Rockstar Games (@RockstarGames)

Grand Theft Auto V is now officially available for pre-order http://t.co/yoMbtjEI #GTAV

X · Nov 5, 2012, 4:36 PM

[ruby copper]

Yes

[split nimbus]

PRWORDER

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle

wtf

is

up

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[glacial valve]

😭

[ruby copper]

mods this is gta 5

[glacial valve]

can

you

[muted shuttle]

What

[glacial valve]

su

m

up

tldr

plz

[muted shuttle]

why

are

you

talking

like

this

[glacial valve]

because

iot

[ruby copper]

mods spam

[glacial valve]

is

fuinn,y

[muted shuttle]

ok

[spark yacht]

Wow they are releasing a new gta game

Can't wait to buy it

[glacial valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1466191305423196290.webp?size=32&animated=true

[muted shuttle]

basically, i'm trying to install windows 7 on a late 2015 imac
crashes with bsod 0x7e etc etc
need kernel debugger to figure out wtf is actually happening
i need "windows easy transfer" cable to kernel debug but i don't have one
trying to find other ways to debug

[ashen basin]

gta 6 being $70 is still crazy to me

[polar python]

claude is not fixing that shit for u

[ruby copper]

fr

[muted shuttle]

He is

Maybe

[ashen basin]

he

[ruby copper]

claude is not writing a bare metal hypervisor

He is too stupid for that

[glacial valve]

You can literally get claude to fix that

lol

[versed basin]

Never

[muted shuttle]

He's writing a driver that'll catch the crash or some shit idk ask claude

[polar python]

yeah if u know what ur doing

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[polar python]

maxine’s prompt is gonna be like hi cloid fix ts

[glacial valve]

fr

[muted shuttle]

A minimal Win7 x64 kernel driver that:

1. Loads boot-start in the Boot Bus Extender group (very early)
2. Registers a KeBugCheckCallback
3. When Windows bug-checks, the callback captures the bug-check code, parameters, and the calling thread's stack
4. Writes the data to an EFI variable so it survives the crash

[versed basin]

How many repos have I given you access to bruh

[glacial valve]

need the tooling

[polar python]

aaronp613

[versed basin]

@ruby copper genuinely what are they lol

[glacial valve]

can you just fork grub to do the funny

[molten raven]

what would happen if u restored ur jailbroken phone

[muted shuttle]

idk

[glacial valve]

@ruby copper

fact check

[muted shuttle]

through itunes? everything gets nuked

[frosty grail]

Meticulously
Amplified
Xenophobia
Integration
Networking
Enterprise

[molten raven]

how so?

[polar python]

depends on the jailbreak if u doing it from settings

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/9to5mac/status/2056424674980962818?s=46 lmaoooo at this point just use plastic again

9to5Mac (@9to5mac)

Apple might replace aluminum with titanium in future iPhones again, per leak https://9to5mac.com/2026/05/18/apple-might-replace-aluminum-with-titanium-in-future-iphones-again-per-leak/ by @iryantldr

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 18, 2026, 5:20 PM

[muted shuttle]

wdym

it just nukes everything

[frosty grail]

@muted shuttle get doxxed cunt

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[molten raven]

like its unusable?

[polar python]

no it’s a clean ios install

[muted shuttle]

no as in your device is stock

[ruby copper]

check sh

[molten raven]

oh

[muted shuttle]

super hax

[frosty grail]

chicken stock or beef stock

[muted shuttle]

chicken

[molten raven]

would that affect other devices link to the apple id?

[frosty grail]

oh ok

[polar python]

no

[frosty grail]

is it spicy

[glacial valve]

looks like autoanalysis is finished

[versed basin]

Okay

[glacial valve]

:D

[spark yacht]

Ever restored a device before?

[polar python]

it’s like unboxing a brand new iphone

[frosty grail]

restored it

[polar python]

zero trace of the jb if u restore in itunes

[frosty grail]

you are restored

[polar python]

Thanks

[frosty grail]

yw

[versed basin]

Life update because this is #general

[frosty grail]

evil maxine be like "i am not lgbt i am normal"

[molten raven]

kk, also this morning i tried to cool boot my iphone 5 to ios 6, it says the activation process could not be activated is that normal?

#jailbreak message

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/scheiße-crying-emoji-wtf-realistic-germany-gif-5980525775054250083

[frosty grail]

Mineek reacted 😭 to your message

[glacial valve]

fr

[polar python]

!t legacy ull probably get a better answer in the legacy discord

[fervent dove]

Hey @molten raven, have a look at this!

legacy

If you're seeing this you're probably asking a legacy question in more modern jailbreak channels. Please go to the Legacy Jailbreak Server or #legacy (less active)

Added by flower#1116 | Used 381 times · Aug 26, 2022, 12:46 AM

[frosty grail]

chat is it illegal to kill people

[versed basin]

Every jailbreak is legacy now

[polar python]

[glacial valve]

fr

[versed basin]

Jailbreak is dead

Go home

[spark yacht]

It is, or is it?

[glacial valve]

is it

that's a question

[gusty gulch]

meow

[glacial valve]

who do you wanna start with @frosty grail

[ashen basin]

hi gay

[frosty grail]

jazzy

[ruby copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1365026453996961864/watermark.gif?ex=6a0ca6f3&is=6a0b5573&hm=8a0690d0df30eda288602f30851385a1c7e6f08e97a3e01f23b52fa03a7e8d75&

[glacial valve]

@polar python why do I see a furry

[polar python]

meow

[gusty gulch]

can someone give me nitro thanks

[polar python]

broke ass

get a job

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle snipe

[glacial valve]

fr

@muted shuttle snipe

[frosty grail]

thats called a mirror buddy

[fervent dove]

Bertrand Serlet deleted a message

@ruby copper please kill yourself

Message ID: 1506028583641026734 · May 18, 2026, 8:19 PM

[muted shuttle]

mods

[ruby copper]

oh

thats mean

[frosty grail]

hi

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[glacial valve]

👍

[frosty grail]

what is the reason behind summoning me

[glacial valve]

Mineek reacted 😭 to your message.

[muted shuttle]

I just wanted to say hi.

[frosty grail]

oh ok

500 warn points for useless mod mention

[glacial valve]

@frosty grail

[versed basin]

Reminder: 🇫🇷

[frosty grail]

promoted to honorary

[ruby copper]

fr

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[glacial valve]

● Found the bug —

[frosty grail]

is it maxine

[spark yacht]

What happened to 16player?

[frosty grail]

i bet its maxine

[glacial valve]

yes!

[frosty grail]

fucking knew it

[velvet zenith]

@glacial valve Tap in

[glacial valve]

what do you mean what happened to it

[velvet zenith]

ny times pips is way better than wordle

[spark yacht]

Is it fixed?

[glacial valve]

what issue

[spark yacht]

Destroying devices

[versed basin]

Malware

Boot loops

It’s French

I could go on

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1352333971769397379/caption.gif

[versed basin]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-care-i-don't-fucking-care-pennywise-pennywise-i-don't-fucking-care-it-welcome-to-derry-gif-12138983509980146294

[frosty grail]

rumor has it jews run this server

[versed basin]

Anyways back to Vision Pro haxx

[glacial valve]

🤮

[frosty grail]

yahubreak

[versed basin]

Just dropped £50 on groceries this is a wake up call

[frosty grail]

yahura1n

[glacial valve]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1266535437967691826/1459223535271546973/caption.gif

[frosty grail]

damn you bought a whole onion?

[versed basin]

Two actually

[frosty grail]

damn, thats a steal tbh

[spark yacht]

This happened to my iPad after installing 16player

[glacial valve]

don't waste money on groceries

waste it on tokens

[spark yacht]

Anyway is it fixed now?

[frosty grail]

waste it on piracy subscription repos where we host 16player

[glacial valve]

[glacial valve]

what issue

[versed basin]

I need to eat to live pal

[spark yacht]

This #general message

[glacial valve]

yeah but tokens brings in more money

[polar python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1129204256143069277/1493013522744082453/caption.gif

[versed basin]

Don’t have time to make money with AI

haxx4life

[polar python]

tell ai to tell ai to make u money

ez

[glacial valve]

fr

[versed basin]

Too much efffort

[glacial valve]

[versed basin]

I get paid next week anyway

I hope

[glacial valve]

Waste money on alcohol

[versed basin]

No I stopped drinking

[glacial valve]

wtf

😭

[spark yacht]

Bad life advice

[versed basin]

Don’t really have a need to

[foggy zephyr]

Brasileiro aqui

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @limber temple Lets pool all of our money together and put it on red

[foggy zephyr]

Quero um iPhone

[glacial valve]

win $0 or lose $0

[velvet zenith]

fr

[muted shuttle]

Sorry to hear

[glacial valve]

fr

[foggy zephyr]

EAE macacos

[spark yacht]

?

[foggy zephyr]

[foggy zephyr]

iPhone

[spark yacht]

What about it?

[foggy zephyr]

[foggy zephyr]

Nop inglês

[versed basin]

I’m on a whole motivation spree rn it’s good

[spark yacht]

What are you doing in an English server then?

[foggy zephyr]

Iam brasileiro

[muted shuttle]

Oh based

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/tomwarren/status/2056462511096869369?s=46 thank god they’re finally getting exclusives back

Tom Warren (@tomwarren)

PlayStation exclusives aren’t coming to PC anymore. Sony has scrapped plans to launch a PC versions of Ghost of Yōtei and other titles, but online games will still come to multiple platforms following this change in strategy https://www.theverge.com/games/932817/playstation-exclusive-games-pc

vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 118 🔁 14 · May 18, 2026, 7:50 PM

The switch 2 already has like 13 exclusives 💀💀💀

[spark yacht]

I mean imagine PlayStation exclusives on the steam machine?

[ashen basin]

nope

tbh

i dont think they'd even run on it lmfaooo

[spark yacht]

I mean the ones that are released are steam deck verified and everything

[ashen basin]

damn

didnt know that

but tbf

steam deck verified doesnt really mean shit

thats just a check for if the game can run, not really a check for how well it runs

[spark yacht]

They used god of war in one of the promotional videos for the steam deck

That's at least one exclusive that runs well

[hoary gate]

yo is there a server to hire ios devs for reverse/jailbreak stuff?

[ashen basin]

damn

well rip to that lol

[glacial valve]

@obtuse ruin progress is being made.

[muted shuttle]

@obtuse ruin progress is being made.

[spark yacht]

Also steam machine is more powerful

[ashen basin]

true

[spark yacht]

So the ones that don't run well on the steam deck might work well on the steam machine

[proven copper]

yo if i search a dev for a project of jailbreak where can i post my announce?

[ashen basin]

steam deck still kinda sucks tbh

its not really the system, thats fine

its linux

[spark yacht]

Alt exposed

[ashen basin]

linux entirely kills the steam deck experience for me

[ruby copper]

I am a dev of a project of jailbreak

[ashen basin]

ok gay

[muted shuttle]

proxmox has been installed on my imac

[crude sundial]

Whats this dc for?

[muted shuttle]

iOS jailbreaking

[ruby copper]

why did u join

[glacial valve]

slop has been installed on your mac.

[muted shuttle]

proxmox goated

[glacial valve]

!t roblox

[fervent dove]

roblox

This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by SlimShadyIAm#9999 | Used 3,895 times · Dec 21, 2020, 9:17 PM

[muted shuttle]

wtf ..

[proven copper]

yes but my task is really special there isnt a canal for that?

[glacial valve]

#jailbreak

[spark yacht]

Install windows and see how much worse it is

[ruby copper]

@glacial valve French FS

[glacial valve]

rootfs.

[ashen basin]

yeah bc its not made for windows

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/bongo-finn-jessicah-finn-bongo-cat-gif-14814406

[ruby copper]

aka data corruption galore

[glacial valve]

gmeek.

wtf

[muted shuttle]

LibreWolf can’t connect to the server at 192.168.1.202:8006

[ruby copper]

gm bro

[glacial valve]

gm

gm

[muted shuttle]

proxmox is taking forever to boot

i think it's because it has to initialize the radeon card

[spark yacht]

It has drivers and everything, even windows handhelds are better on steam os

[muted shuttle]

yeah it's still booting

ok it's up yay

LibreWolf can’t connect to the server at 192.168.1.202:8006

Ok

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @glacial valve "gm" may just be a two letter word, but the impact it can have on people lasts a lifetime.

[muted shuttle]

Ohh its up

[muted shuttle]

True...

Gm...

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle @glacial valve "gm" may just be a two letter word, but the impact it can have on people lasts a lifetime.

[ashen basin]

I mean it makes sense for why they did it, but the experience is still ass either way

[wicked surge]

gm

[ruby copper]

gm

[spark yacht]

What's the task, I might know someone who can perform it

[glacial valve]

cloid is cooking real good.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1466191305423196290.webp?size=32&animated=true

[ruby copper]

Who is burgerkingflopper

[glacial valve]

w^3

MAJOR breakthrough:

[ruby copper]

Who is bigfloppa1234

[glacial valve]

@obtuse ruin the library has been fixed

[ruby copper]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

No clue ..

[glacial valve]

pushing to repo

[ruby copper]

Haha no name

mineek

[ruby copper]

Lol he know me

[wicked surge]

@fossil harbor what up dog! how is trippa doin?

[muted shuttle]

Do kittymaxine

[ruby copper]

Haha no name

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[ruby copper]

Why r u apologizng

[muted shuttle]

Idk

56% [159 pve-firmware 134 MB/226 MB 59%] 3153 kB/s 1min 50s

This is taking forever

I might know why

BUt i will choose to ignore it

[native forum]

Does someone know whether there is an available jailbreak for iOS 18.5?

[alpine chasm]

No

[spark yacht]

iPad 7th gen?

[glacial valve]

fr

[alpine chasm]

No one that asks that question is on a 7th gen iPad

Trust

The ones who do, already know

[wicked surge]

hello night

[alpine chasm]

Hello hacked person

Hru

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @ruby copper Yo thanks for giving me an internal palera1n version that works on iphone 13

Shout out mineek and nebula man

[ruby copper]

No problem

[velvet zenith]

Jailbroken on ios 18.7.8 ❤️

[wicked surge]

rude! lol im doing alright how you be?

[glacial valve]

67 years in dfu

[spark yacht]

HOW?

[glacial valve]

67 years in dfu

[spark yacht]

PLEASE

[alpine chasm]

Lmao I'm just having fun, we have a running joke with other friends who get their creds compromised dont sweat it

Happens to everyone sometime

[wicked surge]

it sucks ass

i had to change all my passwords

like ALL!

200 of them

😭

thank goodness my discord has a old credit card number on my account so everytime they tried to make a purchase it declined lol

[proven copper]

I'm looking for a developer to build an app that can replace the iPhone camera feed with a preselected photo. Paid project.
If you have experience with iOS, camera systems, or video feed injection, contact me for more details.
If it's also possible on Android, I'm interested as well.

[carmine elk]

an update from 11b2 to 15 keeps the hackers away

[ruby copper]

larp

[spark yacht]

No this is clearly for malicious use

[ruby copper]

ur just gonna downgrade again with turdus afterwards

[carmine elk]

HOW DID YK

[ruby copper]

I already made this

[carmine elk]

IT WAS A TURD DOWNGRADE

[ruby copper]

for iOS 15

[carmine elk]

WHAT

[ruby copper]

because ur not the first one to larp like this

[proven copper]

dm bro

[velvet zenith]

U shouldve made it paid but less than whatever the other alternative was lowk

[spark yacht]

#jailbreak message mineek is this true?

[velvet zenith]

Next thing you do with eol devices make it paid mineek

[proven copper]

yeah aint gonna lie

[glacial valve]

what you do all day

[ruby copper]

not larp

[spark yacht]

At least you're honest

Every person looking for developers doesn't admit it's malicious

[carmine elk]

NO MINEEKY

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/getrealjoey-getreal-joey-eat-food-gif-19699820

[wicked surge]

that looks good

[split nimbus]

the guy ??

😳

[wicked surge]

no you ding dong

the chicken leg

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-kfcsk-kfcpopcorn-chickenpopcorn-akuratko-gif-23586289

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/fried-chicken-bon-appetit-food-hungry-chicken-leg-gif-13834211587078788588

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-gif-1312304130404228343

[versed basin]

Fr fr

Post breakup arc

Etc

[muted shuttle]

Oh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1161143241811431435/1404319983730688092/PowerpointHi.gif

[velvet imp]

https://tenor.com/view/falin-falin-is-a-hamster-hamster-falin-delicious-in-dungeon-i-love-falin-gif-2233595554833514911

[versed basin]

Arc leads to finding new bugs etc

Jailbreak etc

[muted shuttle]

ios 26 jailbreak ??