general

[teal bramble]

what car is it again

[muted shuttle]

2005 Chrysler Town & Country Touring

i loev my mom van :)

[teal bramble]

3.6l v6

right

or

[muted shuttle]

3.8L V6

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle first thing id check is the spark plug

change it urself fat fuck

[muted shuttle]

well yeah

hey

[muted shuttle]

don't call me that

:(

[teal bramble]

sorry

skinny fuck

[vocal plinth]

no fat fuck was accurate

[muted shuttle]

we're gonna wait for our mechanic

since i'm out of school i'm not driving it as much

and if i need to drive it it's in town, and it's fine when i just drive it around town

[vocal plinth]

Maxine sitting in her car constantly caused it to misfire

[teal bramble]

✅

[muted shuttle]

can u not be an asshole

like damn

[wary badge]

https://store.ui.com/us/en/products/uacc-in-wall-speaker @polar python

https://tenor.com/view/lego-batman-falls-in-love-close-up-gif-15191490740796280635

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle start praying for ur wallet btw for the p0404

[muted shuttle]

wait

why

[vocal plinth]

No way

that seems cursed

[teal bramble]

gave u been experiencing rough idle, poor power or stumbling

[muted shuttle]

yeaj

but i figured those were because of the spark plugs being shit

[teal bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/man-praying-black-man-praying-black-man-praying-and-crying-man-praying-and-crying-gif-23376408540985609

Tell ur mechanic to check the egr

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1481421373212725268/twitter_2031825235222409283.gif

[muted shuttle]

i'm sure he has a code scanner and can figure out p0404 is showing

(he has a code scanner) (he can figure it out)

[teal bramble]

Yeah anyone can look up what p0404 means on google

[muted shuttle]

Could that be the cause of my ummm

p0455 p0456 whatever evap codes

[teal bramble]

misfiring

oh

um

[muted shuttle]

no

if not then Whatever

[lime fern]

how to fix a car

[muted shuttle]

they've been there for months and idgaf

[wary badge]

Lmfao yeah no i wouldnt buy these but

[chilly bear]

you put the wheels on

and it's fixed

[wary badge]

I love harassing stkc about unifi and his shitty soundbars

[muted shuttle]

wait

[chilly bear]

you are so mean

[teal bramble]

no this is useless lowkey

[muted shuttle]

could i have caused this to happen from me cleaning the uh

[teal bramble]

did he clear the codes ?

[muted shuttle]

throttle body and swapping the tps

[teal bramble]

no

[wary badge]

🪞

[muted shuttle]

no our mechanic hasn't even touched it yet

[vocal plinth]

He does deserves a lot of harassment for that

[teal bramble]

are u missing a gas cap

[muted shuttle]

no

[teal bramble]

then ur fine

[chilly bear]

no

[lime fern]

It thinks the wheels are low on pressure when they’re not so idk

[dense valve]

Alright im finally going to make a claude account

Claude code installed

[muted shuttle]

Yo sensor gone bad maybe

Im a mechanic trust me

[wary badge]

I dont know what it is but ever since i stopped smoking i sleep so much more

[teal bramble]

theres bigger fish to fry

[lime fern]

I also have another car that’s like that

[vital knoll]

I'm going to make a Bradley account

[teal bramble]

unless ur handbrake is on

[vital knoll]

bradley installed

[lime fern]

That’s the parking brake

[chilly bear]

it has to do with timezones

[teal bramble]

not always

[chilly bear]

trust me im a mech e student ...

[lime fern]

It goes away when I disengage the parking brake so it’s probably fine

[glacial valve]

american engine

dogshit

etc

[teal bramble]

✅

better than a fucking 1.2l tsi nowadays tho

😭😭😭

[lime fern]

Holy shit

[vital knoll]

cars were better when you could use a wrench and hammer to fix them

[muted shuttle]

Hi what

[lime fern]

I have that one but a decade newer

[muted shuttle]

Ohh

[lime fern]

And it fucking sucks

[muted shuttle]

oh

[lime fern]

Well I mean it’s fine

[glacial valve]

I love my 1.2L puretech

[muted shuttle]

modern ones bad etc etc

[lime fern]

A lot of noise for not a lot of… anything

[teal bramble]

goy im crine

[muted shuttle]

Maybe your shit is fucked

[lime fern]

It sounds funny

[glacial valve]

fr

1.2L puretech best engine

I have 1k oil strainer home

gotta change it often etc

[vital knoll]

GOT NAILS GOT CLAWS SOFT PUSSY PURR.
PINK TONGUE SHARP TEETH DIRTY PANTHER

[lime fern]

Idk

[vital knoll]

https://youtu.be/X2Uab-8KrVI

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1471633857680773251/1477716638219636810/togif.gif

[glacial valve]

togif.gif

[muted shuttle]

unfortunate

[glacial valve]

such a skill issue

[muted shuttle]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G5SQkZIX0AAqExn.gif

[lime fern]

Should I get a Tesla

[glacial valve]

no

no

[lime fern]

Ew no

[glacial valve]

no

no

no

no

[vital knoll]

YOU CAN BE MY KITTY CAT
PET YOU MAKE YOU MINE
WANT YOU WITH ME ALL THE TIME

[coarse ginkgo]

twink fuck

[lime fern]

I like thinks

[vital knoll]

you should get a Citroën or Renault

HON HON HOM OUI OUI OMELETTE DU FROMMAGE BAUGETTE

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRpXRdag/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

joost (@joostklein)

❤️ 21.8K 💬 783 🔁 1.2K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · May 5, 2026, 7:46 PM

[teal bramble]

2 goats meeting

[vital knoll]

there's only one goat

[lime fern]

ha… ha… haha?

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle They're not hiring you

[muted shuttle]

I know

I dont think i said anything about it here yet so

[vital knoll]

it's cause @glacial valve is french

[muted shuttle]

They told me no positions were available for what i applied for

Like what's the point of having the position on multiple job boards if the position Isnt even open

Thx

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRpCEEPH/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Mario Adrion (@themarioadrion)

❤️ 5.3K 💬 81 🔁 1.8K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · May 4, 2026, 11:11 PM

[teal bramble]

@glacial valve

[glacial valve]

old joke

and old video too

[teal bramble]

o

k

[vital knoll]

french never have a sense of humor fr

[teal bramble]

it got posted 21h ago

[glacial valve]

well

I've seen it

like 5 times

on instagram

[teal bramble]

ok

fuck u

[glacial valve]

actually

it was 67 times

[glacial valve]

New connection for 2222->22, fd = 5
waiting for connection
Requesting connection to USB device handle 28 (serial: SSHRD_Script Sep 22 2022 18:56:50), port 22

[lime fern]

I hate the internet.

This cat is gay

[thick tapir]

i have a natural affinity to just create the worst errors of all time just by touching things

[glacial valve]

gm

[teal bramble]

oh

[rich yarrow]

fastest way to get rid of a cold

[thick tapir]

lowkey i could eat all that

both meals

[teal bramble]

oh

[lime fern]

How the fuck

[thick tapir]

how what

[lime fern]

I can barely finish a burger 😭

Oh he ate the fucking dog-

[thick tapir]

im not that big lowkey this was my last order

[hot creek]

Connected to some random mfs home internet r

Rn

[thick tapir]

i love chicken

[hot creek]

They got no password

[vocal plinth]

that ain't even the same size in terms of eating food

[hot creek]

Well well well

[thick tapir]

what

[hot creek]

Me asf if acatto would send me $600

[thick tapir]

mfer its like 8 dollars

and 3000 reward points

i only got 5k points left 😔

[lime fern]

“I’m not that big” sure.

[chilly bear]

method

[thick tapir]

what?

[thick tapir]

drop the method

[chilly bear]

$26

[thick tapir]

also wtf why are the prices higher

its 2k points now instead of 1500 for a mcchicken/mcdouble

[vocal plinth]

The quality went up

[thick tapir]

I noticed the opposite last time i went

the chicken felt way worse

[vocal plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/shocker-community-troy-barnes-donald-glover-wow-shocker-gif-7971578701249082474

[thick tapir]

the fries and vegetables were WAY better though ngl

they were still crispy like 4 hours later cold

[lime fern]

Is this just fine

[rotund glade]

@teal bramble vodiai disresepctings button

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle maxine disresepctings button

[muted shuttle]

:(

[teal bramble]

Sorry

I have ur paycheck

[muted shuttle]

Ok yay

How many foidai tokens

[teal bramble]

6 maybe 7

[muted shuttle]

67

[teal bramble]

67

[narrow crown]

1 of the best songs ever made ngl

[thick tapir]

lawd i forgot i have my siri set to the indian voice

and i js got a call and it went to voicemail 😭😭😭

[true plover]

Mines br*tish

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/avstorm/status/2051755703916786080?s=46 android Liquid Glass

Andreas Storm (@avstorm)

One of the biggest Android updates ever is coming.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 5, 2026, 8:07 PM

[thick tapir]

dawg what the FUCK is the android show

theres no way people are that enthusiastic about android

[solemn sequoia]

Is there any jailbreak for iPhone 14 A15 on iOS 26.3.1 or 26.4.2? If not, what's the highest supported version for A15 right now?

[velvet zenith]

Well well we'll the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

Idk bro

[thick tapir]

at what time??? 🤣 🤣 🤣 6 7 6 7 6 7- 6—6— 6—6—6 7 🤣 🤣

[true plover]

Kms

[thick tapir]

why the fuck does my notepad not use a monospace font i NEVER changed this shit

[drowsy wasp]

I have an iPhone 8 Plus on iOS 13 but I want it to be on iOS 16

There’s like no downsides right

[hot creek]

Wtf u getting paid for

Is acatto paying u to be his discord kitten

#nebbingit

[muted shuttle]

He already has a discord kitten

[hot creek]

Meee :3

I am his discord kitten

@polar python Hi

[hot creek]

:cummies:

Someone buy me nitro

[chilly bear]

nitro is free

[thick tapir]

are you fucking serious i had another job offer and didnt see it because it got filtered 🥀

[raven pine]

please no

[thick tapir]

im tempted to use a pm95 as my daily phone 😭

like theres 0 way to break it basically, and hotswap battery, and it has a 7000mah battery 😭

[dense valve]

@aaron @polar python @desert cairn @teal bramble

https://fxtwitter.com/justalexoki/status/2051669391440278000

taoki (@justalexoki)

does anyone know

**💬 42 🔁 15 ❤️ 626 👁️ 21.1K **

FxTwitter · May 5, 2026, 2:24 PM

man

@spark gale

[true plover]

Fuck I need to replace my ac condenser

It’s so fucking hot

[gusty gulch]

i had a redbull and now i’m tweaking

[true plover]

Me asf

[alpine chasm]

That’s crazy

[true plover]

Which flavor

My ac is blowing hot air

[gusty gulch]

sugar free

original

[thick tapir]

like ts is just aura

[gusty gulch]

oh no

[true plover]

Ah solid choice

[thick tapir]

has anyone here tried sudachi lime 🙏

[gusty gulch]

no sugar crash

[thick tapir]

such a good flavor

[true plover]

Yes my AC condenser blew

[gusty gulch]

damn

[true plover]

I’m so joyous

First I replaced my radiator

[muted shuttle]

I'm drinking it rn

It's good

[true plover]

And now my ac condenser is leaking Freon

Joyful

[muted shuttle]

Im leaking too

My car is

[true plover]

What

[muted shuttle]

Oil

:/

[true plover]

Dawg

[muted shuttle]

Chrysler issues

[true plover]

Get that FIXED

[muted shuttle]

Mechanic

Soon

[true plover]

Good a plenty

[muted shuttle]

(june 2nd)

[true plover]

Wait

Where is it leaking?

[muted shuttle]

idk

[true plover]

Bruh

[muted shuttle]

It's extremely slow

[thick tapir]

cherry sakura and sudachi lime are genuinely in my top 3 flavors of all time

[true plover]

Make sure it’s not the oil cooler

[thick tapir]

june berry, cherry sakura, then sudachi lime is prolly my order

[true plover]

They’re plastic on Chryslers

[teal bramble]

YES

[true plover]

And are prone to failure

[teal bramble]

RUNNING AI AGENTS ON SHABBAT IS KOSHER.

[true plover]

Or you will get forbidden chocolate milk

That means your oil and coolant have mixed Maxine

[teal bramble]

Mmmm

[muted shuttle]

mmmm

cooil

[thick tapir]

my car smells like burning when i start it 🥱

[true plover]

😭

Speaking of

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif

[true plover]

Mines due for an oil change soon

[thick tapir]

and when i drive above like 110 mph 😢

[true plover]

Son

[muted shuttle]

brother

why the fuck are you driving so fast

[true plover]

It’s fun

[muted shuttle]

my van will explode if i try to push it hard enough

[thick tapir]

gotta try it occasionally

[true plover]

I need to replace my brakes

[muted shuttle]

i cut your brake lines

Ur welcome

[true plover]

It’s a Chrysler

[ornate latch]

yeah because it's a 2005 van

[true plover]

It will stall on the road anyway

[thick tapir]

i have a 1.6l i4 😭

[muted shuttle]

that's not the only issue

[true plover]

(And it has)

[teal bramble]

mmmm

yujmmy

[muted shuttle]

i have a 3.8l v6

[true plover]

((Multiple times))

[muted shuttle]

i need a mini roadster

[teal bramble]

the 1.6l i4 beats ur 3.8l v6

[true plover]

I had to get pushed by a cop

😭

[thick tapir]

naturally aspirated 😭

[muted shuttle]

Maybe if i got this job i could save up and buy a car that wont shit itself

[teal bramble]

oh.

yeah its still not thaqt bad

[true plover]

Don’t get Chrysler

[teal bramble]

Hey wanna work for foidai

[true plover]

They genuinely suck ass

[muted shuttle]

well yeah wasn't planning on it

[true plover]

I’ve had so many issues with my 200

[ornate latch]

If u hire her im deleting the db

[muted shuttle]

i love kia k4 hatchback but

[teal bramble]

oh ok

[true plover]

[muted shuttle]

expensive

[thick tapir]

8 minutes late 😔

[true plover]

Like stalling while accelerating

On the highway

[thick tapir]

my car is slow and fast at the same time its so weird

[true plover]

Multiple times

[muted shuttle]

hey this happened to me once or twice

(it was a misfire)

[true plover]

I took it to a shop and they found NOTHING

[muted shuttle]

(the last time at least)

[true plover]

😭

No stored codes or anything

Just the pcm shitting itself

[teal bramble]

i hope ur van shits

at maxine

[muted shuttle]

Mine ??

Why

[teal bramble]

Yeah.

idk

[gusty gulch]

bro has wells fargo

[muted shuttle]

Who wants to buy me a shitty 2006 honda civic coupe

[gusty gulch]

your girl is tired

[true plover]

I have Wells Fargo

Not bad not good

[thick tapir]

cuz i opened my account at 17 and its the only place that would let me

[true plover]

Idk tbh I like the 309

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Can we do ts again

[true plover]

300*

They look kool

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle should I use Tkinter or CustomTkinter

[thick tapir]

i have amex for savings and discover for credit tho

[muted shuttle]

im crine

[muted shuttle]

idk

[teal bramble]

sobbing

[thick tapir]

cuz uh im like that ig

[teal bramble]

i think maxine is still banned

[true plover]

This is mine

[muted shuttle]

No im not

[true plover]

It’s hell

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble blackrock.c

[teal bramble]

proof

[teal bramble]

blackrock ai

[gusty gulch]

i have wells fargo too lol

[teal bramble]

litellm.ml.blackrock.com

[untold helm]

@dense valve

[true plover]

But this is the mogged version

[true plover]

300

[muted shuttle]

See

[gusty gulch]

me with my 2026 toyota corolla

[muted shuttle]

Not banned

[ornate latch]

blackrockinternal.com

[teal bramble]

It's slight misinfo

[muted shuttle]

apparently for the 2027 corolla they're bringing back the wagon

Which is kinda exciting...

[teal bramble]

Wow altinghg

I see.

[muted shuttle]

Nop

My main

Idiot

[true plover]

Maxine does your van shift hard

[gusty gulch]

the wagon?

[muted shuttle]

wagon

body style

[gusty gulch]

how does that look like

[true plover]

A wagon

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Bina AI SCRAPING

[true plover]

Does any of them start

[thick tapir]

yes

[true plover]

Which one

[thick tapir]

all 3

[teal bramble]

6000000 shekels to our way

[gusty gulch]

i want a mini cooper so bad

[thick tapir]

the mini is my one

[true plover]

Yoo

[true plover]

Same

I’d zoom that mf

[ornate latch]

Why 6 million ?

What are u implying alexander catto

[gusty gulch]

they’re so cute omg

[muted shuttle]

https://www.carscoops.com/2025/03/2027-toyota-corolla-everything-we-know-about-the-13th-generation/

Sadly, North America won’t get the successor to the current Corolla Touring wagon that’s pictured here.
god damnit

[true plover]

I see them all the timeee

[muted shuttle]

i've been lied to

[true plover]

I’m so jelly

[teal bramble]

6 billion shekels to our way

[muted shuttle]

i thought the US would get them

:/

[true plover]

They make regular sudans too

:0

[thick tapir]

its base model. highest ive gotten it is 120

[muted shuttle]

i want a mini roadster though

[true plover]

Mine maxed out at 120

[gusty gulch]

haha loser

[muted shuttle]

:/

[true plover]

Anything is better than my v6

[gusty gulch]

Powertrain options will likely include ICE, hybrid, plug-in hybrid and turbocharged engines.

[raven pine]

import it

[muted shuttle]

my 3.8l v6

[gusty gulch]

ICE???

[muted shuttle]

uh oh.....

[thick tapir]

i think i can get it a lil higher i js dont wanna redline it 😭

[muted shuttle]

kia k3

[true plover]

3.6 v6 penstar

It is

Flex fuel

[muted shuttle]

haha my engine has .2 more liters

[true plover]

But

Can you use

85

[muted shuttle]

No

[true plover]

Haha

[muted shuttle]

I can put it in but my shit might explode

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1497952890138918912/1499465618053927002/togif.gif

[thick tapir]

my parents shouldnt have sold the gwagon 🥀

[true plover]

You’ll get shit mileage and it might stall

[gusty gulch]

my cock is ticking

[true plover]

Same here twin

[muted shuttle]

What?

What?

[thick tapir]

5.5l supercharged v8

[muted shuttle]

Freaks

[true plover]

Damn

I put the

Wrong oil in my car

It’s slightly

Too thick

But it’s fine it balls

[gusty gulch]

it takes $70 to fill my corolla up bro

we are so fucked

[true plover]

😭

[thick tapir]

it got like 10 mpg 😭

[gusty gulch]

the last oil barrel just arrived to the port

[thick tapir]

not even

[true plover]

I saw 150 for 28 gallons today

[gusty gulch]

damn

i filled up again today cause prices are gonna go up more

[thick tapir]

25 gallon tank, 10mpg

[true plover]

Damn

[muted shuttle]

i need me one of those honda camrys

the hyundai corolla

[gusty gulch]

at least i get 288 miles a tank

[muted shuttle]

the toyota civic

[true plover]

I get 22

22.4

[thick tapir]

i get like 300 something

[true plover]

Per gallon

[gusty gulch]

how much do you put in tho

[true plover]

I have like 300 left

Wait

[thick tapir]

and like ~29mpg last time i checked

[true plover]

254

[gusty gulch]

i don’t have to put an expensive or special gas in mine so i’m happy

[true plover]

Same

Just regular or 85

But no one has 85

[thick tapir]

i got gas last week for 4.70 a gallon 🥀

[gusty gulch]

also my work is like 1 mile away

so 2 miles per day

i will survive

[true plover]

Damn

[gusty gulch]

or i can walk also

[true plover]

Make sure you let it get to temp though

Unless you drive it more

[gusty gulch]

i never do

is it that bad

[thick tapir]

not really necessary

[gusty gulch]

i’m always rushing in the morning

yeah it’s a new car

isn’t that only for old cars

[thick tapir]

as long as you arent revving it above like 3k its fine to drive it cold

[true plover]

There’s engines that take 0w oil

[thick tapir]

engine can warm up while its cold its not a big deal

[true plover]

Water oil

[muted shuttle]

my van takes 5w-20

[muted shuttle]

baby oil

[thick tapir]

lowkey i should let my car warm up first ngl

cuz i turn straight onto the highway and uh we dont have onramps here

[true plover]

Me too

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Hi

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[thick tapir]

js gotta either wait 10 minutes for it to be clear, or turn and accelerate

[teal bramble]

French fries

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1465134373660660006/fries.gif

[teal bramble]

did u know french fries are not from france they are from belgium

[muted shuttle]

Thank god

[teal bramble]

'=

[muted shuttle]

most likely

Wtf

[gusty gulch]

it’s a corolla it’ll be fine

[teal bramble]

The Name: The term "French" was likely coined by American soldiers who visited Belgium during WWI, not because they originated in France.

[teal bramble]

son

[thick tapir]

thing is all the dfw growth is spreading upwards so all the stupid fuckers who work / live in the city clog up the fucking highways

like 4 years ago turning onto it was fine but now its just a fucking nightmare

[untold helm]

The name comes from a desire

Not the origin

[ashen basin]

?

[teal bramble]

Why does it lag?

[ashen basin]

It doesn’t?

[teal bramble]

Oh :(

[ashen basin]

Lmaooo you lost ur WiFi bc ur gay

[teal bramble]

No i'm not.

[ashen basin]

Then why is it lagging for you

[teal bramble]

I'm lesbian

[teal bramble]

Yep

[untold helm]

@desert cairn

[thick tapir]

❓

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/9to5mac/status/2051765794502029521?s=46 imma be rich as fuck

9to5Mac (@9to5mac)

Apple reaches $250M settlement over Siri delays, users could get up to $95 per device https://9to5mac.com/2026/05/05/apple-reaches-250m-settlement-over-siri-delays-users-could-get-up-to-95-per-device/ by @ChanceHMiller

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 5, 2026, 8:47 PM

[green quiver]

dayum i aint getting paid

[obtuse ruin]

@desert cairn moment

@ruby copper

[thick tapir]

would it be stupid to buy vision pro

[teal bramble]

yes

[chilly bear]

yep.

[velvet imp]

i dont like anyone that associates themselves with boykisser

that shit is so awful

[narrow crown]

im js saying a lot of men would be happier if they transitioned

[narrow crown]

only applies to iphone 15 pro and 16 all models :/

what about my macbook! that sure is apple intelligence capable

[fallen ruin]

damn

can anybody help me i lisred my problem in #jailbreak

[narrow crown]

try the legacyjb discord server

[fervent dove]

legacy

If you're seeing this you're probably asking a legacy question in more modern jailbreak channels. Please go to the Legacy Jailbreak Server or #legacy (less active)

Added by flower#1116 | Used 376 times · Aug 26, 2022, 12:46 AM

[manic tulip]

ugh, wish i could claim

one of the rare benefits of being a us citizen

[wary badge]

FR

[slim nova]

your pfp looks like claude

[narrow crown]

i thought claude didnt look like anything hes just a ai

this is a screenshot from bluey

[slim nova]

the deco

[narrow crown]

red roses??

need a visual reference

[gilded rapids]

gm

[narrow crown]

i dont talk to claude.. he is my opp

gm blaze

[hot creek]

How tf u type the same as me

[teal bramble]

??

[hot creek]

My result was thr sasm

[teal bramble]

Oh

lol

[thick tapir]

i cant get above 120wpm on mechanical keyboards and 135 on a laptop 🥀

[vapid spruce]

my ipad mini 1 is so laggy on ios 9

should i go back to ios 8

even though no zebra

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle Did u win

Do u got the job

[chilly bear]

professional discord user

[gilded rapids]

@narrow crown @low mortar @teal bramble do yall know who the artist Mika is

some euro artist I believe

[teal bramble]

no

[gilded rapids]

hmmm ok

[narrow crown]

noo i do not

why

[dense valve]

tkinter

[wicked surge]

/balls

[thick tapir]

67

[thick breach]

anybody on ios 26 with an iphone 15 think its too laggy?

i dont mind waiting a bit longer if i can get rid of these bugs cause holy shit

[vapid spruce]

if i wanted an arm64 device on ios 10 (that isn’t 5s) which one should i look for

[velvet imp]

5

o wait

[vapid spruce]

arm64

[velvet imp]

my bad

yeah

uhhhh

[agile wing]

7 but it's probably gonna be quite hard

[velvet imp]

easy scam

[velvet imp]

people selling a tether booted iphone 7

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[vapid spruce]

what if i tether downgraded my iphone 7 to ios 10 (i have 2 of them)

[velvet imp]

i mean you could

why would you want to anyways

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @muted shuttle Fym a new version is available im on the fuckin web

[teal bramble]

ts guy

[muted shuttle]

I get this when i switch accounts

[velvet zenith]

Porn account and normal account

[muted shuttle]

..

no

[velvet zenith]

uh huh ...

[muted shuttle]

No they were like "Yea we dont have this position open" despite having the job posted on multiple job boards

[muted shuttle]

It's not a porn account

Thx

[velvet zenith]

Dont see why youd ever need more than 1 account on twitter

[velvet zenith]

Trolled

[teal bramble]

Lol

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Is your other account a delegate account

[muted shuttle]

A what

[velvet zenith]

A delegate account

[muted shuttle]

Idk what that is

[velvet zenith]

They got delegate accounts

[muted shuttle]

Oh

No

[thick tapir]

one of my coworkers quit on the spot the other day because he had another company offer to hire him the next day and on his first day they fired him because they wanted someone with more experience

[muted shuttle]

It's just a private account

[teal bramble]

So good song.

[dense valve]

Cache

[vital knoll]

@ashen basin uuuuuh when was super galaxy Mario Bros released?

[dense valve]

Vanta Labs
0 posts
Opens profile photo
Vanta Labs
@fromvanta
Making software for developers. Porthole, Conduit, and more.
United States of Americavantalabs.com
Joined March 2023
2 Following
3 Followers
Followed by Dominic
Tweets
Replies
Media
Yeahs
Vanta Labs’s posts

[ashen basin]

Game or movie

[dense valve]

@velvet zenith Found your twitter

[vital knoll]

movie

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[ashen basin]

April 1st

Was shit

[muted shuttle]

@velvet zenith Found your twitter

[vital knoll]

and is the full non cam meant to be on

yeah

[ashen basin]

Huh

[vital knoll]

issa leaked

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[ashen basin]

Makes sense it was released a month ago

[vital knoll]

im surprised tbh it's quite early

for a full 4k we do dd5.1 atomic torrent

[hoary star]

just accidentally updated from iOS 13 to 15.8.7 because linux rebooted while dumping #kms

[velvet zenith]

K

[hoary star]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-eating-mukbang-gif-22115496

[dense valve]

Ok

[vital knoll]

YAY CONGRATS

[chilly bear]

what how

how is this possible

[dense valve]

Has anyone applied for anthropic student education thing

[fallen ruin]

aii

[hoary star]

so, it got stuck to the restore iphone screen

and even in DFU, it did nothing

[desert cairn]

Ok

[burnt kite]

15.8.7 is better

[chilly bear]

wdym did nothing

[compact cobalt]

DFU doing nothing is the ideal outcome....

[hoary star]

well, the terminal only gave out "usb.device.timeout"

[chilly bear]

i think you just unplug and replug for that-

[hoary star]

ah

well, took the l sadly

[dense valve]

https://github.com/darrylmorley/whatcable Lowkey fire tool

[chilly bear]

slop

[dense valve]

Dont care as long as it works 🤑

[chilly bear]

you could've gone back too 😭

[compact cobalt]

you laugh you get sent to INDIA

[chilly bear]

[merry monolith]

здаровааа

[half compass]

his fans and voice pmo

but i dont have a problem with his content

[old grotto]

Can somone help me

[dense valve]

I just killed a usb c cable using a raspberry pi

[muted shuttle]

Dumbass

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle May 12, 2026 at 6:34 PM

[dense valve]

The raspberry pi was already broken but then i probably like sent the power back into the usb c cable and now it doesn't work

[teal bramble]

🤫

[muted shuttle]

huh

[muted shuttle]

oh

[teal bramble]

Time of Death

[muted shuttle]

?

Whattt ??

[teal bramble]

What ?

Ask icraze

What happened the last time i said a date and time

[zealous crane]

I have a iPhone se 2020 should I jailbreak it?

[teal bramble]

its raining so fuking hard mfmmmmmggtghh

thanks @muted shuttle

[dense valve]

If it is on a supported ios sure

[muted shuttle]

Huh

[teal bramble]

its gonna rain until 4 pm

its 3 am rn

[teal bramble]

thanks for making it rain

❤️

[zealous crane]

It has iOS 26

[dense valve]

you cant

[compact cobalt]

Persona 5 is a dating sim with an included JRPG

[zealous crane]

Why not?

[dense valve]

Because no exploits exist to make a jailbreak

[zealous crane]

Ohh

[dense valve]

Nevermind it works again just had to unplug it and replug it

The charger

Not the raspberry that shit is long gone

Basically I knocked like 4 resistors right next to the CPU off on accident and killed it permanently like 2 years ago :/

[vital knoll]

well don't leave the job half finished smh

knock all the resistors off

[thick tapir]

this is fucking stupid whoever makes these questions is stupid

[ornate latch]

Ok

[dense valve]

How the fuck is there a relationship there

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-7240636

it's lit this image

[thick tapir]

wait i understand it now its just stupid

[real cobalt]

A very weak one

And the correlation coefficient would reflect that

[dense valve]

Im just going off of without that

[real cobalt]

What

[dense valve]

I'm just going off of looking at it that it looks like there's no linear relationship

If I had the correlation coefficient well then my answer might have changed

[real cobalt]

The correlation coefficient shouldn't change your answer

You can see there's a very weak relationship

[thick tapir]

but there is a relationship?

[dense valve]

? According to the correct answer there is

[real cobalt]

A very weak one sorry

There's a relationship between every two things the question is how strong it is

[dense valve]

It's just hard to tell

[real cobalt]

It's very easy to tell bud

[dense valve]

Well sorry that I'm not the greatest math student

[thick tapir]

okay but there the whole point is you are determining if its a linear relationship or not

that relationship does not look linear at all

[real cobalt]

The r value is useful only when the data is linear

If it's not the r value doesn't mean anything

[thick tapir]

thats the whole point you are determining whether the r value is meaningful?

[real cobalt]

The other case it's useful is when there's no linear relationship

In that case it would be near 0

[thick tapir]

exactly and that shit looks like its near 0

[real cobalt]

Yes

Which is why r is useful

[thick tapir]

dawg if r is near 0 that means the relationship is nonlinear

[real cobalt]

No

It means there's a very weak relationship not necessary that it's nonlinear

[real cobalt]

If all the data is in a horizontal or vertical straight line, that's linear but no relationship

[dense valve]

@half compass

[real cobalt]

And you can check that by calculating r (it will be 0)

[haughty arrow]

am i cooked if im on ios 26.4.2?

[half compass]

Yes

[real cobalt]

@thick tapir You check the linearity of a scatterplot with a residual plot

If the residual plot shows a pattern the data is nonlinear

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTknyn1TV/ @teal bramble

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Jordi (@jordi.aspect)

❤️ 362 💬 14 🔁 12

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · May 4, 2026, 8:26 PM

[half compass]

hates an ai gooning app
promotes another one

[cerulean bone]

bruh i joined for jailbreaks not gooning apps

[half compass]

wrong channel buddy pal

[cerulean bone]

okiedokie buddy pal

[muted shuttle]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEypHeNWEAAK76S.webp

[thick tapir]

theres literally 0 numbers man ts is not really gonna help

[half compass]

@muted shuttle bro got hacked twice

do NOT unban him

[teal bramble]

real

[versed sun]

Rate my display

I really enjoy my backlight

[teal bramble]

god i hate openrouter u guys should use voidai

[muted shuttle]

foidai > voidai

[teal bramble]

wow

[cerulean bone]

honestly yeah

https://tenor.com/view/soccer-jogi-joachim-germany-smell-gif-17911384

[teal bramble]

Thanks @dense valve

Kindness

❤️

[dense valve]

No problem acatto

[compact cobalt]

i feel like some of you mfs would've tried dating Akechi in P5

[dense valve]

@chilly bear https://fixupx.com/indexnull_/status/2051844671479955894 ?

%null (@indexnull_)

i LOVE gooning on your platform.

Quoting VoidAI (@VoidAIApp)
︀
Food for thought: TPUs/NPUs prove the world is moving from general-purpose GPUs to specialized AI silicon.
︀︀But most are still "AI-specific computers" that can run many models.
︀︀
︀︀The next step is "model-specific computers": chips/wafers physically optimized around one deployed model.
︀︀
︀︀AI won’t just run on the computer.
︀︀
︀︀The model becomes the computer.

**👁️ 4 **

FixupX · May 6, 2026, 2:01 AM

[chilly bear]

that aint me

[dense valve]

Indexnull lives in guyana exposed

[chilly bear]

oh no!

[dense valve]

Fatal mistake of making a tweet

[half compass]

@teal bramble why are you posting shit to make you sound smarter

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble why are you posting shit to make you sound smarter

[half compass]

are you just trying to go viral by posting bullshit so that people check out your ai slop

[chilly bear]

it's not bullshit

the model will become the computer..

[half compass]

stupidest shit i’ve heard

buddy is getting philosophical for engagement

[chilly bear]

@rotund glade is this you?

[half compass]

that’s the ai that became the computer

bro is doing this instead of buying ads or something

[teal bramble]

Bro

Its new tech

Im deep in the rabbit hole now

[chilly bear]

WOAH

[teal bramble]

and im not wasting my x sub on Hello, world!

[half compass]

brother just buy ads

[teal bramble]

that’s exactly what x is bros

[half compass]

you’re just sacrificing your dignity with this tweet

[teal bramble]

not me

[half compass]

did you get claude to write it

[teal bramble]

no

i wrote it

[half compass]

even worse

[teal bramble]

bro

u hater

im going to sleep

[half compass]

just buy ads

this is the ultimate dignity sacrifice

posting useless slop for engagement bait

[teal bramble]

but it’s not useless

[half compass]

how is it not useless

you literally just pulled that out of your ass

“Ai will become the computer”

[teal bramble]

no

look up taalas hc1

its

really interesting

[muted shuttle]

acatto [void], Role icon, Member One — 9:23 PM
no
look up taalas hc1
its
really interesting

[teal bramble]

they baked a fucking ai model into a damn chip

[teal bramble]

im stripping ur plan away

goodbye

[muted shuttle]

wtf

Dont

Im sorry

[velvet zenith]

Go ahead

[muted shuttle]

It was just a joke

[velvet zenith]

She says she hates voidai

[muted shuttle]

No i enjoy void ai

[velvet zenith]

ITs on her twitter

[muted shuttle]

No it isnt

[velvet zenith]

Countless posts saying voidai suck,s

[chilly bear]

seems kinda stupid

[muted shuttle]

No

Check my twitter

https://twitter.com/ceilingtilefan

Maxine (@ceilingtilefan) on X

I love the Apple TV 1. computer tomfoolery expert. nerdy tech woman.

X

Look.

[half compass]

you could’ve just said that

[chilly bear]

how are u gonna update it

[half compass]

holy engagement bait

[teal bramble]

thats what i meant by it

[teal bramble]

see ur engaged

[muted shuttle]

I wish i was

[half compass]

yeah im engaged at how stupid this is

[chilly bear]

maxine doesn't have me blocked on x 🫶

[teal bramble]

exactly

[dense valve]

Ok HOW are you followed by bazzite bro

[muted shuttle]

:3

we oomfies

[half compass]

you’re like those tiktok morons who think ALL engagement is good

[teal bramble]

ok explain how u didn’t get engaged then

[chilly bear]

is acatto the next cidstech?

[teal bramble]

because u took out ur time to reach out to me

[teal bramble]

oh dear

[half compass]

twitter ai slop version of cidstech

he posts bullshit trying to sound smart too

ITS THE SAME

[teal bramble]

NO ITS DIFFERENT

HE POSTS BULLSHIT

I SPEAK TRUTH!!!!!!!!

[chilly bear]

it's like one of those mobile game ads where the person playing sucks so you just have to see if it's actually that hard

yk

[chilly bear]

yoooo same

[half compass]

i wouldn’t even be hating if it wasn’t obvious engagement bait

the actual subject is good

[chilly bear]

wait

am i the model that became a computer?

[dense valve]

and the love every x account account??

holy connections

[muted shuttle]

:3

we oomfies too

[teal bramble]

It was targeted towards big corps kinda because they’re literally not baking models into chips

WHY not

[half compass]

you didn’t even mention what you are talking about

[teal bramble]

You have the facilities and money to do dat.

[muted shuttle]

Ugh the chuds are fighting again

[teal bramble]

Yeah engagement bait

[dense valve]

im oomfies with slither io tho

[half compass]

it’s not engagement bait it’s just stupidity

[chilly bear]

cuz it becomes redundant in a week when the gpt 6.7 drops

[teal bramble]

Then you make new chips for that

[chilly bear]

no

that's stupid

[teal bramble]

why

tpus/npus are stupid

theyre just repurposed gpus

[chilly bear]

good

that's good

[teal bramble]

that are sliiiightly better

[half compass]

“Food for thought”

Just speak normally

[teal bramble]

You’re my food tonight.

Lock ur doors

and windows

[chilly bear]

oh.

i thought we had something.

[half compass]

just buy fucking ads

[teal bramble]

Yeah i did actually look into that but its not profitable

☹️

[half compass]

because twitter posts are definitely more profitable

[teal bramble]

yeah

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1497952890138918912/1499465618053927002/togif.gif

[half compass]

1k views and 10 likes

[teal bramble]

Yeah

Oh wait it has 1k???

[half compass]

I can post a video of my sweaty ballsack and it would get more engagement

[teal bramble]

Wtf

[teal bramble]

Do it

[dense valve]

Do it

Snipe

[muted shuttle]

wow acatto

acatto a freak

you too bradley

[chilly bear]

don't do that.

[muted shuttle]

unbelievable

[dense valve]

Yeah we saw that maxine

[teal bramble]

Believable

Sorry

[muted shuttle]

Saw what

[thick tapir]

why? no face no case?

[dense valve]

"do it" - Maxine 5/5 9:31 PM

[teal bramble]

No face like drake

?

[muted shuttle]

Message logger / faker etc

[half compass]

@ornate latch can you please nuke all of voidai for acatto making this tweet

[dense valve]

ok

[teal bramble]

@ornate latch can you please nuke all of voidai for acatto making this tweet

[chilly bear]

yes
on
ok

[dense valve]

Modsss

message logger

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Yo look at this

[muted shuttle]

for some reason the username "kittymaxine" is unavailable on twitter

pmo

[teal bramble]

How they make ts ???

[muted shuttle]

Whats this

[half compass]

“Build faster. Ship smarter” bro your entire platform is GOONERS

[teal bramble]

Very fancy mirrors

[chilly bear]

is that a lithography machine

[teal bramble]

No it isnt

[half compass]

more like edge faster cum slower

[teal bramble]

yeah

[muted shuttle]

WOw......

[teal bramble]

bestest machinery to exist today

[chilly bear]

so it uses lasers to do stuff and it does stuff

[teal bramble]

god bless asml

[ornate latch]

what

[teal bramble]

Yeah

[ornate latch]

what tweet

[teal bramble]

check dm

[half compass]

https://x.com/voidaiapp/status/2051839554009661881?s=46

VoidAI (@VoidAIApp)

Food for thought: TPUs/NPUs prove the world is moving from general-purpose GPUs to specialized AI silicon.
But most are still "AI-specific computers" that can run many models.

The next step is "model-specific computers": chips/wafers physically optimized around one deployed

X · May 6, 2026, 1:40 AM

[chilly bear]

mf said check dm

[half compass]

This bullshit

[dense valve]

Ok so just get k1ttymaxine

[half compass]

Engagement bait slop

[muted shuttle]

No thats lame

[dense valve]

:/

[muted shuttle]

I want "kittymaxine"

[ornate latch]

oh my fucking god

[chilly bear]

https://puppygirlx.com doesn't work.

[thick tapir]

ts is THE first thing i see on my twitter tl

[half compass]

Nuke ALL of it

[dense valve]

Ok well you no get kittymaxine

[muted shuttle]

Not "k1ttymaxine" "kittymaxine_" or whatever those are LAME

[half compass]

more engagement than acatto’s tweet

[teal bramble]

Dont masturbate. No porn.

[dense valve]

First thing that I saw was https://fixupx.com/indexnull_/status/2051844671479955894

%null (@indexnull_)

i LOVE gooning on your platform.

Quoting VoidAI (@VoidAIApp)
︀
Food for thought: TPUs/NPUs prove the world is moving from general-purpose GPUs to specialized AI silicon.
︀︀But most are still "AI-specific computers" that can run many models.
︀︀
︀︀The next step is "model-specific computers": chips/wafers physically optimized around one deployed model.
︀︀
︀︀AI won’t just run on the computer.
︀︀
︀︀The model becomes the computer.

**❤️ 1 👁️ 74 **

FixupX · May 6, 2026, 2:01 AM

[teal bramble]

@chilly bear Thx for the engagement

[half compass]

@ornate latch NUKE IT ALL PLEASE

[thick tapir]

i forgot what my domain name is bruh

[half compass]

SAVE US

[vapid spruce]

so
sigma