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Sorry
my mac does not open everything back up after boot, i have that disabled
thats a stupid feature
Get off my porch
my exact point
no
No im robbing you
how often do you reboot your phone
Of what
All my valuables are in my room i'll beat your ass
daily
Your crunchy macbook and your dildo
never because its not that deep
16player users
You freak
whats the point of rebooting if youre going to reopen everything anyway
I'll just jump over you lowk
rune users...
yeah and a mac is just an iphone now
nope
uh huh
no it isnt
@copper tendon
using the reboot option in the power menu ofc.
Vibes
my watch hasnt been turned off in 4 months
what is the neo then
palera1n users reboot every day
a macbook
My vetical is a clean 1 foot i think i could clear u
no devices you own are meant to be turned off unless if theres an update
What
which doesnt need to be restarted every day
I went outside today
rare
it looks so gloomy
Looks like shit
I am calling you very short
it looks perfect
on unrelated news I sold my pc
its also gloomy where i am so
I'm not that short
I now don’t have a windows pc
Hey maxine this is one nice ass house you got
maxine is like 5'1
… it feels wrong bro
I thought you were poor
W
i'm 5'8
macos tahoe has proven that you should restart your mac whenever you can
brother what
I kept it for backup but I never really used it anyways aside from Minecraft shaders
unstable as hell
i've used tahoe since one of the first developer betas and i've been fine
restarting doesnt fix anything
i can't remember the last time i restarted my mac for a tahoe bug
My only computer is my M1 Pro 14in mbp and 2012 Mac mini 😭
the os is still shit
i've only just updated past monterey
not touching tahoe
Tahoe hates touchbar users at times 😭
downgrade to m4 max
its as useless as ever theres nothing different
I guess I could buy a Mac mini now
what the fuck you need m5 max for
youtube and claude cli
tahoe battery life is way worse than sequoia for me but i need tahoe so
i think bro has m5 max
Idk they fucked it up. On 26.4 shit kept freezing 💀
im lowk just gonna get a magic keyboard for my ipad
a lot of these are probably begging for m5 max to come out
Shes spoiled
maxine has the 128gb 8tb model so
no i don't
Lmaooo remember when they tried to add Liquid Glass to the touchbar
128 2tb
oled MacBook pros 🙏
no fuck oled
do you have to code swift for jb or rooting
i have m5 max 48gb 2tb
.
i've already seen so many windows laptops that have image retention models with oled
Why would you get an m5 max and not even max out the ram
$4000 laptop to do nothing with
i do not want that shit on my mac
Waste of an m5 max
lowkey wanna boot up my 2012 Mac mini I know it runs like shit but like lol
It adds like $4k
$4000 laptop to do nothing with
can it load indeed
maxine you would have been fine with a fucking air lmao
Yea
bro should have gotten a 15in air
pls do not fuck the air
nop
air bad no fan no promotion
16player reference
that fucker will get hot
m5 pro 48/2tb wouldve been plenty
and burn my legs
Yeah
you do nothing
if you really need 2tb for some reason
No need for the m5 max
what is it burning your legs doing
my dad was the one that configured m4 max
does moderating r/jailbreak make the laptop overheat???
i was just the one that told him to wait for m5 max
discord so yeah
random shit i do
you dont even need that much storage on a laptop
Yes because shes running gir locally
you shouldnt be storing stuff
i'm using it as a desktop
and a laptop
Ok
you still do nothing
Heard of external drives ?
not like theres games
the most intensive thing you do is play minecraft lol
parallels
wow parallels!
Do u know what i do on my computer
goon
goon
Why does it matter to yall 😭
ok
Only reason im going to get 512 is because i have all of my other drives
no dog get 8tb for future proof
that doesnt exist
6 years of my mini 5 and now I’m off of iOS rip
you should have dosdude upgrade it to 2tb
i wonder why they decided to make the storage modular on the mac mini and studios
Time to watch Mr beast ruin survivor
it doesnt, just a waste of an m5 max
waste of sand
m5 max to do nothing but minecraft and goon
Great for future proofing tbh

m series ipad is a waste of sand
the m1 ipad pro is fine
they shouldve just put the a series pro chips in them
truth
the m series ipad airs are fucking worthless
or you could spend half the amount and buy the latest model again after 4 years
who the hell is buying a new m series air over a used m series pro
True…
No dude i need m8 max
shit is worthless
i got a used m2 ipad pro for like $500
im trying to get an m1 for like $400ish
U can do that on an ipad 5th gen
You
yeah you would write pdf files
Worthless bro
not 120hz
the home button ipads suck
hey
i have like 3 of them theyre fire bro
still pissed my a10x ipad pro lost ios support before some fuckass a9 ipad
dw bro the m2 stutters on ios 26
one sits around doing nothing, one sits around doing nothing, and one sits around doing nothing
ewaste
the ipad 7 with the a10 and 2gb less ram got more ios versions than an ipad pro with an a10x with 2gb more ram
yeah you see the issue is the number is higher than ios 14
so its ass
hey i should work as a dishwasher for olive garden
same on my phone
lmao
Just like how your m5 max is a waste
prob hogging the ram
nop
maxine have you even worked a job before
its still 8gb
what do you think
no
@desert cairn When are you getting employed
👍
U should get a job
might need to get 128gb of ram though
i have no license no car and i live in the middle of nowhere
The Mario galaxy 2 update confirms that Mario titans is real 😭😭😭
u wanna come to ny to drive me to a job
Im on it rn
lie
Lowkey thinking about applying to olive garden to be a dishwasher
Ok well in total i think i be at like 25k
Cause im good at that
ok do it
you dont need references btw
reference these
oh my fucking god bro the website is some shitty ai platform where you gotta type to some ai chatbot to apply
not having 128gb of ram is a bottleneck
r u deadass
maxine the type of person to put rjb admin on her resume
aaron would do that
aaron would do that
depending on what hes applying for its lowk not that terrible of an idea
NYC Tunnel Dweller
maxine's resume: "Proud owner of the M5 Max MacBook Pro"
is it worth driving 50 minutes to and from a job while i'm in college
You decide
maxine would probably but she/her on a resume
not really tbh
dude idk
depends on the pay
Youre majoring in liberal arts right
no
but honestly no, you'd be better off working closer
Just arts ?
i'm a pussy so no
Me enjoying downgraded iOS 10 on iPhone 6
well thing is
what r u majoring in
4GB of ram 🥀
the college i'm going to is in the middle of buttfuck nowhere
Humanities
putting your pronouns on a resume is the best way for the interviewer to laugh at your resume and throw it in the trash
it's related to cs
i'm not doing this
so
as they should lowkey
most annoying people
computer networking
Was taking the 1tb ssd out of the Xbox series x worth it if I got the Xbox for free
maxine is majoring in womens gender studies
it gets me shit that i can use for a better job
so
i'm gonna apply to be a dishwasher
You should do ee
hold on
apply to be a computer technician
come hang yourself with me doing EE in 6 months
ee is the quickest way to suicide
react native sucks
hired at discord probably
android sucks
nocturne sucks
claude and gpt are both failing to make ai work on android
Hi where’s the list of full jailbreaks and iOS versions?
A complete iOS modding guide, from stock to jailbroken.
you should do it yourself
i sure hope i can listen to music while i wash dishes
That requires a lot of work
You think wrong
"3 years of experience in react native and electron"
ok why though
u know in cs they teach you networking
cs is the quickest way to poverty lmao
you should do cs
shadow is coping with his major decision
you'll be homeless if you major in cs, and jobless
yes
this isnt 2016
im employed at vanta labs
future mcdonalds bag filler
future mctroller
@velvet zenith
Thise who know
@desert cairn
where r u planning on going after
hell
W
would you guys buy a snapdragon laptop
no
no
well that was quick
@velvet zenith why are you spending $10k a year to end up being a web dev
you should enlist
Not even my money btw
"10 years of experience in fortran and i386 assembly"
Live laugh scholarships
i applied to be a dishwasher
Youre not getting the job
apply to be a computer technician
Theyre looking for indians who they can underpay
why would they hire a computer networking student to be a dishwasher
moron
ts guy
they probably want to hire Someone
idk
Best repos for trollapps?
fr
indians and illegal immigrants
I did not run a build after you asked me not to.
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thats actually so true, you literally cant get a campus job unless you're indian, on a visa, or both
they just dont hire us citizens
america last
I haven’t booted this since 2023
memory pressure damn near in the yellow while doing nothing
nebbybook
2012 i5 Mac mini 🥀
Vanta?
fr
there are some decent non mac laptops
framework would make the list if they were competitive price wise
if you spend 4 grand on a framework you get an rtx 5070, if you spend 4 grand on a mac you get an m5 max so
yeah the framework pro is like the only non macbook i'd consider
the 13 pro is pretty competitive
no its not
- you cant even get one unless you wanna wait 30 years
- you can spec it up and get a 388h thats it, and it costs like 3k
the ultra 7 is a good chip
wtf they can just immediately set me up for an interview
its good i will admit, but not for 3 grand
im sure you can get 32gb for $500
$18k
- it's x86 :/
after tax, its 3k
oh right the deposit
and you still need storage
Red memory pressure
which at a bare minimum is costing you like $100
the 388h is a good chip, but it isnt worth anywhere near what framework is charging
id expect a laptop with the chip to be around 2k, and you're getting that from framework with no ram, no storage, no modules, no power adapter, no nothing
K
i didn't plan to get this far with this application the fuck
the stupid ai thing wants me to do an in person interview already
9.74gb of swap holy
yeah
what did you expect with applying as a dishwasher
theyll take anyone
idk i didn't expect to get this far
i'm gonna set it up for next week since i'm done with school next week
a whitename in general, rare
no we speak english
how can I put jailbreak on my iPhone 6s?
use /canijailbreak
thanks
Sí, no hablo español en absoluto, solo inglés.
jeje hola
bitch the fuck is that
a quality meal
por aqui es de noche y haya es de dia jajaja
I'll pass and have my maccas nuggies
Geekin up rn
nebula on mondays tuesdays wednesdays thursdays fridays saturdays and also sundays
Fr
Anything but working on the zamn bot 🥀
cavier
but why ruin the nuggies with that
please god let this be ai
Nope
egg of fish
million dollah mansion
Fr
Is that raw meat
gn
Gm
Is that a chicken nugget
LMFAO
throwback from when i made an xcode mat icon without the hammer
app store
yes
bros never had charcuterie
bout to crack a monster and go midnight driving
the fuck is a charcuter
sounds french
invalid
how cooked if ive had 4 energy drinks today
died
i don't think energy drinks cook you— they just kinda give you energy, yk? 😅
600mg paraxanthine and like 230mg caffeine
Trying for the first time
any java monster is ass
fuck you
too much helium in your floater.
I need sum gas
I've never heard that without saying board at the end
Minectaft ass flavor
Hey ur brake is on twin
I haven’t even left yet ik
Fym u need gas u still got half a tank 😭
I have barely more than a quarter tank
Same thing
Quarter is my absolute minimum
Do u not run it until it's past E
I’ve never ran outta gas
uninstall some seats for better gas mileage or something
What
It’s a two seater
two dead weights
nvm its normal ❓❓❓❓
this is the what the gauge should read apparently
w
same shit
this is just stupid design imo
Hlo
wtf claude
Mf speaking to ChatGPT
@spark gale why is the lock more visible
The sun is rising
It’s all promo
I can’t wait to see haymitch’s birthday party
what the fuck?
ive found an iphone 15 on ios 17.0
if i were to buy it, how would i prevent it updating as quickly as possible? i dont want to risk so much money for a phone ill accidentally update
i know i can kill ota, but id need to set it up and i dont know if it updates while its being set up
Bro has 10x more upload than download
Over here we get great download but shit upload
How to block updates on your iOS or iPadOS device.
even if you just disable auto updates it wont update
Is there any way to get an iPhone 4 out of the battery bootloop without being on a PC and with the power button pressed?
you should probably ask in legacy
To where
If you're seeing this you're probably asking a legacy question in more modern jailbreak channels. Please go to the Legacy Jailbreak Server or #legacy (less active)
Ok ms spoiled kid
I've worked 3 years for my air and it works fine
lmao
8GB/256GB 3 years of work / side hustles etc
minecraft + gooning
Only for this guy to just get a 48GB/2TB mbp from her dad out of NOWHERE
pmo
The world is unfair
Spoiled ahhh
how is that 3 years of work wtf
because an entire paycheck cant just get blown on a mac lol
people have other expenses to pay for
we actually have bills to pay, car payments, etc
dawg but you have to have zero saving skills i feel like for that to be 3 while years
a macbook air is $1,000
Mf gets a full Big Mac meal instead of the $5 meal deal 🙏🙏
I was 13 3 years ago
people dont just have a band to spend on a laptop
It's pretty difficult to get €1200 as a 13 year old that isn't spoiled
like bruddah thats not even saving like a dollar a day over 3 years
Maxine got like a $3000 laptop at like 12
It was like 2.5 years tbf but still
I started in like 2021 and got it in June 2023 iirc
isnt that like 4 grand post tax
My mba final price in USD was $1400 and in EUR €1200
Cuz Europe gets fucked over
For the 8GB/256GB
Yeah but she didn't work for it I bet
4 bands on a laptop that will never see an ounce of work 🥀
i guess she likes the laptop
Boooooo
I would too if it’s worth ~$4000
I'm gonna stop crashing out before I get a rule 1 warn or anything
But it pmo
I'm jealous I guess idk
I never get spoiled by my parents but that's probably a good thing
Has she actually used it for any intense workflows speaking of which
realistically tho what are u gonna use it for
Or just like kicking her legs up on discord
Compiling code and development work
minecraft if you consider that intensive
8gb moment
true
m5 max would help with compiling
especially shit like chromium
that mf took me hours with my m4 max
starting my essay at 2am after it was due at 11pm
whats even the point
https://copy.fail/ hoooooly shiiiit
decided to try it on my own system
it doesnt work for me 
how many years will it be until we get a macbook air with tandem oled 240hz 64gb 2tb base spec
2043
six seven
would you guys buy a car that had 461 previous owners
Depends on the car per say
its a 2026 ford gt
And I was thinking another car from years back and you said a 2026 ford gt, please by all means purchase that beauty
Maybe they bought it not to drive it and just to showcase to their friends
60787084570ac0001a7a8bec
What is that?
dra1n
Hi
time to brick @muted shuttle server
My phone restarted by itself
larp the button is inside
Mr robot profile picture talkin about sum larp
what am i larping lol
a tv show?
What do you think brochaho
i fucking watched it how is that a larp
I mean the rest of the fans larp the media, that's my point dawg
😭😭
larping greatest tv show of all time is crazy 😭
beep
هل يوجد عرب ؟
speak english
gm
gm
where’s the turn signal ?
Its a bmw
blind ass
You wouldn't put the turn indicator when parked

I dont see it
:okr:
Bmws dont have turn signals
lies
How do I update ios 26 in 8 plus ios 16.7.15?
It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.
You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.
I agree
@manic tulip @muted shuttle @half compass my wii u gamepad charger cable arrived
Yayyy
not anymore
sorry i was hungry
i ate the package
No its literally charging my wii u gamepad rn
For the first time since 2019
When I broke the cable
it’s has 20 tonnes of C4
sorry
im gonna have to detonate it
guys should I get the zzz G7 pro wireless, a new SSD, Adobe, a new tablet or smth else I can't decide
Don't buy shit just to buy shit
the wii u NEEDS a bootrom exploit
currently only a boot1 exploit exists which is boring because I can still brick it
And I don't wanna solder that modchip
de_fuse good enough /s
we need something like b9s for the wii u
sighax I mean
does sighax exist on the wii u
Imagine nintendo fucked it up twice
Just install PTB and switch it on and off when you need to use it
i lowkey saw a bus for the romanian intelligence service yesterday
yup ur cooked
Paid the beak (idek why) but there’s a test pad used by official diagnostic tools in the battery compartment for diagnostics
what does paid the beak do
somebody in my family lowkey worked with them at some point
lowkey
apparently they do so much shady shit
the controller is mid icl, pirate adobe and wait for ssd prices to come down
ez
should I get another elite series 2?
..
idk
i think 8bitdo controllers are better. they feel nicer too imo
no v10 :/
i’m gonna avoid the elite controller again
Fixed
im gonna stick a v12 tdi up ur ass
morrocan air fryer
No sorry, M73 got me covered
w16
gay
unemployment final boss
:(
ebay seller sold me a dying cpu and trying to tell me that there’s nothing wrong with it
gotta love ebay
but there’s nothing wrong with it
a cpu cant die
everything becomes stable with a different cpu, this one fucks everything up
i dont get how the guy can’t comprehende
trying to make a post in r/jailbreak subreddit. Does no one moderate the sub anymore or what
its been 22 hours
Hi
@alpine chasm @unborn gazelle
trying to make a post in r/jailbreak subreddit. Does no one moderate the sub anymore or what
its been 22 hours
trying to make a post in r/jailbreak subreddit. Does no one moderate the sub anymore or what
its been 22 hours
Whats 22 + 45
it’s equal to the square root of 4,489
same
waht's y'all's favourite iPhone model?
iphone 7
the 7 is like the worst
i would use an 8 or an x
but idh one
every iphone 7 i’ve held has the sun under the camera
oh yeah the camera sucks so i dont take any pictures
nah it’s not the camera, it’s the cpu or probably audio ic cooking
yeah it does overheat easily
i did really like my X, my Xs max sucked, 13pm probably my favourite, 16p comes under that
I had most stable experience with iPhone 8, so far it's my favourite. I normally use android, just my father got himself a new phone, he gave me his old one. I've been using it ever since and it's been six years
how old is that phone
yeah, still goat. Tho it's gotten its last security update this year so I was considering to jailbreak it or switch to android back
Currently using iPhone 8 rn, it's still rock solid; only the battery that last around 5 hour
yeah jailbreak it if you can thats actually one of the best phones for jailbreaking
my battery got drained by 50% in 2-3 hours 😭
Turning it off completely when you're not using it helps a lot
Sleeping isn't enough for this phone
well, I've quit mobile gaming and doing most of tasks on my laptop now so it just works
what drains my battery is probably mobile internet sharing and youtube music
Ah I see
the battery on the iphone 8 varies so much
when i used to have one it would last anywhere from 5-6 hours to 15 minutes
What iOS did it came with?

Cause iOS 16 seems to be the main reason the battery last shorter
it was so long ago
probably ios 15.. but it could’ve been 16
for the majority it was on ios 16 anyway
iOS 15 is quite stable in iPhone 8
I had mine at iOS 15 but my sister upgraded it to iOS 16
Should've been 14 right?
iOS 14 was peak iOS
Yeah that was what it originally came with
i was literally about to say that
Overheating was a problem in early iOS 11
what were you thinking of
Oh wtf
Atleast they're putting effort at it I guess
Idk just fucked up
I guess it's cuz ios 13 sticks out to me more
they had to. i was abroad when i updated to iOS 11 beta
huge mistake
But I remember being on ios 10 on my iPhone 7
Rip
iOS 13 is peak
Never buy a iPad/iPhone case with a built in screen protector that’s plastic
@ruby copper
and my alarms don’t go off
is there a fix for ts anyway
ur alarms are still broken??
yeah 😭
urrr not rlly
26.3
might give it a restore if it’s supposed to have been fixed
iOS 🔥
bro 
@muted shuttle they got otterick :/
Lmfao
Free my man otterick
Bro
penis
Suddenly penis
it's fate
android
Yeah
bye bye
which phone are you welcoming
I mean I’m daily driving a 16 pro
But the 14 pro felt more premium
17 pro looks ugly 🥀
I have a problem wanting to keep my old devices but I realistically don’t use them
😔
keeping them around is a nice collection ig
I have an old iPhone 7 but it’s like junk ewaste to me
I guess cause the 14 pro is still fast and usable it feels different lmao
but USBC everything is so convenient for me now
i use both my 15pm and my 12m daily
What do you use the 12m for
I wanted to keep one for just music but I have unlimited data so it just doesn’t make sense for me
@slim nova I still have all these 🥀
jb + it's cute + spare camera for if i need to film two angles at the same time + spare storage
Actually not the iPad Pro anymore
OH MA GAD
need that 4s
or 4
I think the only problem with that 4s is the WiFi antenna
my favorite iPhones I have used
Black 5s, red 8, green 11 pro, and black 14 pro
How well will the Xbox series x ssd work in my computer
Hi,
We're in Fukuoka right now and were supposed to drive to Kumamoto / car camp throughout Kyushu. But literally within an hour of getting our car, we got into an accident and had to return it. It is golden week and there are no cars available for rent. We have stays booked at Kagoshima for May 4-5, and Kurokawa from May 7-8, we need to absolu...
Any% crashing your rental car speedrun
nice
@wicked surge dm me or blaze once you recover your account
Yea
@wicked surge Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas! Thanks for the 2700 USD Tether Coin. I got it from Mr. Beast
rare
@wicked surge Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas! Thanks for the 2700 USD Tether Coin. I got it from Mr. Beast
should work fine
Ok
Yall should I buy a Mac mini or Mac Studio
Only part not damaged or rusted on the Xbox that has water damaged
The Mac Studio is taller in case you want to use it as a coaster for drinks
- do you have shekels ?
- do you need the studio ?
No but I recently sold my only windows pc bc I don’t use it 🥀
RTX 3070
Ryzen 7 3700x
32gb ram
2tb ssd m.2
ASrock b450m pro 4
fr
just get a mba I'm ngl
I already have a mbp 14 M1 Pro 16gb
oh lol
then if u sold it why buy it again
fr
idk I like to spend money ig
wtf
spend it on me
@teal bramble are german engineers dumb?
you sold a PC to buy it back?
I’m just getting use to only having 1 operating system 😔
sometimes
no no I sold the pc now only have macOS
lets see if I can get a private key out of a funny folder
oh
it feels weird… I mean barely used windows but
lol
Maybe I’ll just sign up for parallels
i’d always have a windows machine even it’s a shitty one for a just in case
dude wants to tune his bmw
I guess I could install windows on my 2012 Mac mini
If u manage to do that lmk cuz my cousins bmw 2011 120d wants to get a tune too
W resolution
Fr
A certain silicone object is currently stuck inside of my anus, I would like all of you to know this
I hope this helped all of you
Ok
A cpu?
Hi
its right there
proof
- swift
gpt 5.5 pro xhigh when 200k tokens and 400 dollars spent
fr
What speeds will it get?
@desert cairn @muted shuttle
Save space by optimizing storage.
How am i supposed to optimize storage when system data is 150gb
That's like 120gb of your stuff
Ok
Banning you as we speak
:/
idk find the model number on the ssd and search the read/writes
@muted shuttle
The fact that I can’t disable spotlight without mdutil and have the SSV sealed is a war crime
@glacial valve I just fixed a glow plug being broken by turning the car off and on??
wtf
The light is off now!
refund
i didnt even get the part cuz its cylinder 4
fr
its a 4 cyl car
ts uses brake by wire
im crine
ewww
aow
its fr gone lol
mods
mr breast scam
idk
@teal bramble have you tried f1 25 with sabrina carpenter
no
wtf
its a whole vibe
I’m confused is this server about finding jailbreaks or using jailbreaks
both actual

this is using id say
if anything is finding its hack different
It’s leaning more so on the side of using jailbreaks,
roblox
wait what
what
^^
are we on the same topic as finding
what
what
im confused
@glacial valve what does purple license plate mean
french one
like as a background not on the numbers
it means the joker owns it
Purple means temporary
It’s like a 4 month valid plate
Before you get a definitive plate
And there’s the end of validity date written on the right most side
Ohh
yeah
it say 08/26
i think hes using it to export it to france
fr
How old is the car
idk relatively old
why
like 2000-2010 era
wtf
whys the government sponsoring charging stations
:/
Hey, acattomeower!
Your Discord account has been inactive for over 2 years, and is scheduled to be deleted on May 30, 2026. But don’t worry! Dust off the cobwebs and prevent your account from being deleted just by logging in.
What
cooked
what
Hey, acattomeower!
Your Discord account has been inactive for over 2 years, and is scheduled to be deleted on May 30, 2026. But don’t worry! Dust off the cobwebs and prevent your account from being deleted just by logging in.
Is this meant to be
i got into my old alt that’s been inactive for years
since when did they close inactive accounts
Is this real
How
finally, he's almost gone
Bro is importing it in France
Idk
real
I want the pretty opal one
France sucks btw
die
iOS 26 beta 1 was the best version of iOS 26



