general

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[hot creek]

Filter bypass

Mosa

Mods

[coarse ginkgo]

ok warn me idgaf

[muted shuttle]

wtf even is this

[hot creek]

16player crack

[muted shuttle]

it's not

[hot creek]

16player when u throw in a few nops

[hot creek]

How do u know

[muted shuttle]

because i searched it

first mention is from December 2021

[hot creek]

From who

Meeee

Meow

Can brits really not handle 100f

Ts literally that hot today

@obtuse ruin

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @manic tulip @low mortar @coarse ginkgo gn

[muted shuttle]

Goodnight :3

[low mortar]

GN MINEEK

[manic tulip]

gn

[hot creek]

Hi mineek

[coarse ginkgo]

gneek

BRO

what did it not like this time

[hot creek]

Excuse me

[dense valve]

gn

[coarse ginkgo]

oh its the same shit

who the fuck is that guy

or gal

[manic tulip]

yet another fake jb

[low mortar]

how have you been mr hydration

[manic tulip]

thriving

[low mortar]

[muted shuttle]

useful

[manic tulip]

who has a macbook pro here

[low mortar]

memememeemememememeeeme

[manic tulip]

good

[low mortar]

HA

discord is on my extnerla monitor

get fucked

[manic tulip]

go look at it

its lovely

[low mortar]

im also wearing sunglasses 😭

[coarse ginkgo]

dawg

[muted shuttle]

me

fuck you hydrate

i wasn't even using my macbook pro display

[manic tulip]

get blinded bruh

[muted shuttle]

i just happened to have discord on my asus xg27ucs 27 inch 4k 160hz monitor hdr etc

[velvet zenith]

Just more free handouts huh

[muted shuttle]

it was a birthday present

[hot creek]

Ewaste

[hot creek]

Happy Birthday!

[muted shuttle]

a bit too late

[copper tendon]

4k 160hz monitor

[hot creek]

U look like you were born January 11th or some shit

[untold helm]

me

(mid 2012)

[manic tulip]

HDRnt

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1386049388425642045/caption.gif

[untold helm]

haha i have no hdr

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1324443641648775178/1324447528137129994/homossexual_thoughts.gif

[copper tendon]

macbook pro (early 2006)

[manic tulip]

what no hdr does to a mf

[untold helm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/loops-in-python

[low mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/pou-sad-cry-shower-plush-gif-9035760200285102054

[low mortar]

thats me

[hot creek]

yes

[coarse ginkgo]

TX CERT_MGMT_READOUT_STATUS 31 01 10 AC
RX CERT_MGMT_READOUT_STATUS 71 01 10 AC 00 00 00 00 00 02 02 49 44 00 00 0E 49 50 73 65 63 2D 69 6E 74 65 72 6E 61 6C 00 00 02 0E 49 50 73 65 63 2D 69 6E 74 65 72 6E 61 6C 09 48 55 2D 4D 47 55 5F 30 31 00 0E 49 50 73 65 63 2D 69 6E 74 65 72 6E 61 6C 06 41 54 4D 2D 30 32 00 00

[untold helm]

hii amy

[low mortar]

hiiiiiiiii

[copper tendon]

should i buy a 2019 maxed out macbook pro for 2 grand

[muted shuttle]

Kia Sportage

[coarse ginkgo]

an intel mac for 2k in 2026

r we deadass twin

[muted shuttle]

an intel mac in 2026

wilted rose

[untold helm]

no

[arctic field]

Why did you hex dump in general

[muted shuttle]

Why did you hex dump in general

[copper tendon]

its fully maxed out tho

[coarse ginkgo]

allat just to be outperformed by an m1 air

[untold helm]

its 2k tho for no software updates and a intel mac

go for a $2k apple silicon mac

or if you want intel go like framework

[arctic field]

Framework

[copper tendon]

framework 13 pro

[arctic field]

Yeah expensive

I blame ai

[copper tendon]

you cant even get framework laptops in a timely manner

[arctic field]

Wdym

[copper tendon]

for the 13 pro its sold out until like july

also theyre so expensive that they compete with basically nothing in their price bracket

[arctic field]

Hmm lol

Wait for steam machine

Then attach a small lcd

[copper tendon]

i dont need either im just saying

[arctic field]

And add wheels

[coarse ginkgo]

Session
Total cost: $632.68
Total duration (API): 8h 19m 37s
Total duration (wall): 8d 8h 49m
Total code changes: 9758 lines added, 786 lines removed
Usage by model:
claude-opus-4-7: 2.5m input, 1.7m output, 590.2m cache read, 45.2m cache write ($631.24)
claude-haiku-4-5: 192.2k input, 27.4k output, 3.4m cache read, 417.1k cache write, 25 web search ($1.44)

[arctic field]

Call it the steammobile

Better than laptop

[teal bramble]

@coarse ginkgo any clue wtf i should do with a nvidia A10 gpu

[untold helm]

its upgradable and its a niche

[teal bramble]

i have this server but idk what to use it for

[coarse ginkgo]

wtf is an nvidia a10 gpu

[untold helm]

it is expensive but its for a good reason

[teal bramble]

this

[copper tendon]

i dont even think you save money with it being upgradable

[arctic field]

Yeah i heard of framework in the past they must be good

[copper tendon]

like upgrading it is the same if not more expensive than just buying a new laptop every few years

[coarse ginkgo]

find a way to run games on it

[teal bramble]

real

[coarse ginkgo]

essentially rtx 3080

not bad

[teal bramble]

CPU: Intel Xeon Platinum 8358 (30) @ 2.593GHz

Oh yes.

[arctic field]

Yeah the margin of value died when market prices skyrocketed

[coarse ginkgo]

is this actually your server

[arctic field]

It was worth

And it supports right to repair which is awesome

[velvet zenith]

No

[copper tendon]

supporting right to repair is cool

[velvet zenith]

Its stolen just like everything else voidai

[teal bramble]

Rented

[coarse ginkgo]

fr

[velvet zenith]

yeah he stole it

[untold helm]

well you only need to buy the parts you want to upgrade

[teal bramble]

I didnt

[coarse ginkgo]

── Unlock engineering mode ──
TX DSC extended 10 03
RX DSC extended 50 03 00 32 01 F4
TX ActivateFertigungsMode 31 01 0F 0C 01
RX ActivateFertigungsMode 71 01 0F 0C
TX SetExtendedMode 31 01 10 03 01
RX SetExtendedMode 71 01 10 03
✓ engineering mode active

[untold helm]

and you can optionally sell the parts you no longer need

you probably wont save money, but it is cheaper than buying a entirely new laptop

[teal bramble]

wtf is engineering mode

[velvet zenith]

When you say "hey nocturne" on the Android phone now, you should see:

[teal bramble]

ActivateFertigungsMode.

[velvet zenith]

(its not going to work because its android)

Ok.

[teal bramble]

Ok.

@velvet zenith God save the three in 10 days

[coarse ginkgo]

something i shouldnt have access to

but oh well, thanks bmw

[teal bramble]

Oh yes.

[velvet zenith]

@coarse ginkgo Is it working

[coarse ginkgo]

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

[dense valve]

car blows up

[coarse ginkgo]

RX CERT_MGMT_CHECK_PERSISTENT NRC filter bypass my ass 0x31 requestOutOfRange (7F 31 31)

[untold helm]

@visual lion ?

[raven pine]

no im not fucking serious

[velvet zenith]

@keto

[coarse ginkgo]

genuinely, who the fuck is this

[dense valve]

[4141],
Keto
APP
— 6:51 PM
Summary
Summary
A diagnostic message indicating a UDS (Unified Diagnostic Services) negative response:

Service requested: CERT_MGMT_CHECK_PERSISTENT (certificate management check)
Response code: 7F 31 31 — negative response for service 0x31 (RoutineControl) with NRC 0x31 (requestOutOfRange)
Commentary: The author expresses frustration ("NRC filter bypass my ass"), suggesting an attempted NRC filter bypass failed, with the ECU still rejecting the request as out of range.
Only you can see this • Dismiss message

c0x3

[copper tendon]

yea but a mainboard is like $800

[thick tapir]

i like that its black atleast and the interior is nice

i wouldnt be caught in bright red

[muted shuttle]

i fw it

[raven pine]

its a brain enzyme

[muted shuttle]

isn't mini owned by bmw

[copper tendon]

im already paying a fuck ton more just to get a framework, now i have to pay a premium for parts as well

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn 2026-04-27 18:51:37.253 833-1228 SwiftRuntime com.usenocturne.nocturne A SwiftJNI/SwiftJNI.swift:1108: Fatal error: 'try!' expression unexpectedly raised an error: Unable to load class: kotlin/UByte

[dense valve]

Oh c0x3 was a person

[velvet zenith]

dude drives a mini cooper

[dense valve]

back in the day

[velvet zenith]

Yeah we know youre gay buddy

[muted shuttle]

i want a mini roadster

[dense valve]

oh fake jb dev

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif

[velvet zenith]

Will do

[thick tapir]

dawg my parents forced me 😭 they said they were gonna get me a new car and this is what they got

[velvet zenith]

And then ill chargeback

[obtuse ruin]

☹️

[thick tapir]

Cuz insurance totaled my car from some mfing hail 😭😭😭

[raven pine]

when the chile is tea but the finna is gag

[muted shuttle]

huh

[obtuse ruin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1169461256386785290/1263671185418489907/caption.gif?=&width=874&height=1138

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1318273651677859870/guilty.gif

[velvet zenith]

This bot sucks

[raven pine]

is anyone surprised

[obtuse ruin]

[raven pine]

nvm i thought icraze made it

im surprised

[chrome peak]

aaron has fucking Died i am the server owner now

hicraze

[hot creek]

Mdow

[raven pine]

YOU GO BACK TO HER

[hot creek]

Omg its linus meth tips

[raven pine]

AND I GO BACK TO BLACK.

[raven pine]

hello classycar

[hot creek]

Can i get tips on my meth synthesis

[raven pine]

let us see

[obtuse ruin]

found it #development message

#development message

[velvet zenith]

https://media.discordapp.net/ephemeral-attachments/688124600269144162/1498458688124358756/caption.gif?ex=69f13be7&is=69efea67&hm=2810afe10066647ea3df0a723ff16276debc154c3723338fb43dbbe883a6fcbc&=

[raven pine]

could be better

improve ur handwriting jeez

[hot creek]

no

[muted shuttle]

rude

Im a good admin

[versed sun]

Why does it filet so much if I send it but seeing it sent from other people it looks normal

[chrome peak]

slurs

[muted shuttle]

slurs

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Why does android suck

[hot creek]

What is a chicken filet

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle Do you think it's reasonable to email my school IT admins to tell them to authorize macos and turn off the feature to shutdown our chromebooks when the lid is closed

[obtuse ruin]

:/

[velvet zenith]

No

[muted shuttle]

Huh

[dense valve]

Like

I can't add my school account to the macos mail app

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle Do you think it's reasonable to email my school IT admins to tell them to authorize macos and turn off the feature to shutdown our chromebooks when the lid is closed

[muted shuttle]

authorize macos?

[velvet zenith]

Youre asking for too much

[muted shuttle]

oh

[dense valve]

They need to authorize it

[chrome peak]

Hello guys hot Milf here looking to befriend lonely guys befriend me here www.giveMeYourFuckingMoney.com

[muted shuttle]

oh

Hello guys hot Milf here looking to befriend lonely guys befriend me here www.giveMeYourFuckingMoney.com

[velvet zenith]

Why do you need to use the mail app just use gmail or outlook

Works fine

[hot creek]

Hello guys hot Milf here looking to befriend lonely guys befriend me here www.giveMeYourFuckingMoney.com

[hot creek]

Nebula s ip spotted on that website

[dense valve]

Outlook is only for seniors

[versed sun]

Is it cap sensitive

[dense valve]

And I just like being able to look at all emails in one inbox

[versed sun]

Or will the site work without caps

[velvet zenith]

my school uses the office suite

[hot creek]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-penis-mr-penis-cat-gif-6866592718592461157

[dense valve]

Compared to having like 4 in mail then 1 in gmail

Idk

[velvet zenith]

i have 3 in gmail and 1 in outlook

[dense valve]

and the teachers

[dense valve]

No all inboxes button

[velvet zenith]

and my work inbox i dont care enough about it

[dense valve]

Oh and also

when macos isn't authorized

[velvet zenith]

but that would also be in outlook

[dense valve]

i can't sync the calendar

[muted shuttle]

calendar*

[versed sun]

My school is trying to sell year books for $40 for the lowest

[velvet zenith]

Nobody is forcing you to buy them btw

I only bought the yearbook for my senior year

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Just got an email from 9to5mac

His opps

[hot creek]

Homosexual thoughts

[dense valve]

I am the chief editor for the yearbook at my school and u dont understand how much work we put into the book

[untold helm]

if macrumors was evil

[versed sun]

Not but want to know why they are $40

[dense valve]

It would be annoying to spend so much time on a yearbook then sell it for like $10

[thick tapir]

very cool i got soda in my hair because of no bottle opener

[dense valve]

Plus printing it costs a lot anyways

[muted shuttle]

People want Money for their Work ?

[dense valve]

that is most of the cost

[velvet zenith]

because the people who print it cost a lot ?

[hot creek]

pirate nexus

buy 16player

[velvet zenith]

all the money goes directly to the school anyways the editors get nothing

[hot creek]

buy aimpro

[velvet zenith]

you just get to say that you worked on it

[dense valve]

True

actually thye did offer me money once

[versed sun]

Doubt my school is spending much time on them

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn 67

[dense valve]

This remidns me to work on my yearbook anyways

ill do it tonight

[dense valve]

Where

[velvet zenith]

Oh it changed

Not my fault macos doesnt freeze the screen

[dense valve]

Die

[muted shuttle]

67

[dense valve]

67 69

[spark gale]

wtf

[velvet zenith]

day ruined aaron typing

[proven moss]

Guys I'm in this ADHD telegram group and one of the admins showed me how he monitors what people do on his website

Like what they were reading

Taps

He said it was necessary

What do y'all think

[hot creek]

Me too

It's asking me for my discord password

Should i tell them

Hydrate token logged

[muted shuttle]

@glacial valve @coarse ginkgo i have just realized my mechanic never changed my van's spark plugs when he first looked at it

[hot creek]

Scammed

[slim nova]

500 cigarettes

[spring wren]

FUCK CALC 2

[teal bramble]

@coarse ginkgo

[heavy idol]

hi

im.tiref

tired

[torpid folio]

ical

[fading leaf]

I’m gonna run nmap on my iPhone X with dopamine on the school WiFi

[fading leaf]

Trynna scan for port 445

[torpid folio]

ios bitcoin miner

[chilly bear]

@half compass Feigenbretterg

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @jagged turret

[jagged turret]

Why me

Is that what you think of me

A larper

[hot creek]

Larp larp larp

[jagged turret]

You

[hot creek]

Meow

[velvet zenith]

Just wanted your thoughts

[umbral crest]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2042417733774745868

NoLifeJordan 🇨🇦🌌🚀 (@NoLifeJordan69)

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[errant dawn]

Guys

Out of nan/inf
how bad is the app

[chilly bear]

what happened to https://vencord.dev/plugins/CtrlEnterSend

[errant dawn]

With the jailbreak icon

With a piece of it broken

[dense valve]

ok it's added

[dense valve]

got hungry

[errant dawn]

why did everybody stop talking for 5 mins

[dense valve]

cause the chat is dead right now

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[errant dawn]

ok well

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle How do i prevent running out of ram

[muted shuttle]

Dont use it all

Then you wont run out

[velvet zenith]

i think something is memory leaking because it was like 9gb a couple hours ago

[teal bramble]

Dont use it all
Then you wont run out

[errant dawn]

scale from nan (the lowest possible number) to inf (basically highest)
how bad is this jailbreak icon app (the one that has a broken piece and looks slightly diff)

[dense valve]

https://github.com/Vendicated/Vencord/commit/7dca07569d656ac1fd399e4d8dfecdc4ebaaa94d#diff-71a113ffeba91f7f4cd2336ece3c8229507f279efe7498dc846bfe9b58c065c5

[velvet zenith]

scale from nan (the lowest possible number) to inf (basically highest)
how bad is this jailbreak icon app (the one that has a broken piece and looks slightly diff)

[teal bramble]

@polar python @desert cairn @velvet zenith he said what

[dense valve]

broken ig? idk

weird

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble Do we have mythos yet

[teal bramble]

Yeah

[dense valve]

I have it

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[jagged turret]

Buy more

[errant dawn]

basically gray lock app but i tried to explain it without people thinking i bypassed

[dense valve]

It found 2k vuln in nocturne

[jagged turret]

Oh wait

[velvet zenith]

Yeah probably

[chilly bear]

ok im going to vibe code a shelter plugin to replace it

[velvet zenith]

Good thing the only thing stored in the ui is the users bluetooth address

The other 2 main parts are private repos

[dense valve]

and an env also

[ashen basin]

Gayyyyyyyy

[errant dawn]

fl*k (iykyk)

[velvet zenith]

Theres no env

[jagged turret]

negative inf would be significantly lower

[half compass]

glaive sucks

[teal bramble]

i mean sometihng else

[teal bramble]

mea

n

[errant dawn]

i thought it was nan

[dense valve]

how does it ssy requested

[errant dawn]

but ig negative inf works

[velvet zenith]

nan is not a number btw

[jagged turret]

I don't think nan has a lower or higherness

[ashen basin]

Lies

[dense valve]

infinity isn't a number

[jagged turret]

it exists outside the dimension

[errant dawn]

ik but some people say its a number

okay

[dense valve]

neither is nan

[ashen basin]

banana

[jagged turret]

it's not a number but it's a value that Number in JavaScript can take on

[half compass]

nan is a number

idiots

[errant dawn]

whatever the lowest number possible is and whatever the highest number is

[jagged turret]

nan is not a number but it is a Number

[jagged turret]

It is in floating point

[errant dawn]

answer my question yall how did i start a debate

[dense valve]

Fine

[fading leaf]

They’re gonna rotate the passwords it’s too noisy

[errant dawn]

ok so

[jagged turret]

Wdym fine

[dense valve]

you are right

[errant dawn]

nan/inf ig

how bad is gray lock tho

[dense valve]

What

[velvet zenith]

what

[errant dawn]

fl*k

[velvet zenith]

what

[teal bramble]

python -m vllm.entrypoints.openai.api_server
--model Qwen/Qwen3.6-35B-A3B
--dtype bfloat16
--kv-cache-dtype fp8
--gpu-memory-utilization 0.98
--max-model-len 262144
--max-num-seqs 32
--max-cudagraph-capture-size 24
--enable-prefix-caching
--speculative-config '{"method":"qwen3_next_mtp","num_speculative_tokens":2}'
--disable-custom-all-reduce

@desert cairn

Serve him

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble Im going to hit 95k this year

[errant dawn]

bruh

[teal bramble]

I'm proud of u

[errant dawn]

FLEK

[ashen basin]

I love when yall nerd out and just start saying shit

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[chilly bear]

test

[velvet zenith]

Idk what that is

[teal bramble]

Np

[half compass]

95k what

[chilly bear]

fuck

[teal bramble]

Gay ass

[dense valve]

Im going to hit you this year

[velvet zenith]

Thousand

[teal bramble]

glaive scrobbles

[ashen basin]

Fuck you

[teal bramble]

sorry :(

[half compass]

95 thousand thousand ?

[errant dawn]

sideload app with some stuff like pirated apps

[teal bramble]

can i still have my pancakes

[velvet zenith]

Yes

[dense valve]

larp tokens

[ashen basin]

No

[teal bramble]

wtf

mean

[velvet zenith]

I realize my mistake but i must double down

[teal bramble]

@chilly bear [AutoTuner]: Tuning flashinfer::trtllm_bf16_moe: 64%|██████████████████████████████████████████████▎ | 9/14 [00:15<00:10, 2.10s/profile]

Hey

[errant dawn]

contains pay walls too

[ashen basin]

I actually have a crepe maker

[velvet zenith]

K

[teal bramble]

wtf

[chilly bear]

hi

[errant dawn]

so nan/inf
How bad is it

[teal bramble]

Its tuning flashiner:trtllm_bf16_moe

[ashen basin]

Lmaooo

[half compass]

Is there paid piracy

[dense valve]

██████

[teal bramble]

yes

[half compass]

I wanna pay to pirate a free app

[ashen basin]

I love paid piracy

[half compass]

What is it

[dense valve]

Chrome

[teal bramble]

uhhhhh

idk

[chilly bear]

omfg i have a group presentation 1 hour ago and im not even in a group

[half compass]

you bitch

[chilly bear]

[teal bramble]

sorry

whys it so full

[half compass]

guarantee somebody a threesome

idk

[errant dawn]

Yall gonna answer my question or what

[half compass]

then ghost them

[errant dawn]

[velvet zenith]

Idk what youre talking about

[ashen basin]

I watched mad max for the first time and why the fuck is the HDR so bright

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble Wtm

[teal bramble]

Selfhosting models

[velvet zenith]

No

[errant dawn]

Flekst*re

[teal bramble]

We selfhosting mythos

[errant dawn]

Nan/inf
how bad is it

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Filter bypass

[errant dawn]

Bro

[velvet zenith]

Idk what this is

[half compass]

bro

[errant dawn]

How else could I explain

??

[velvet zenith]

Im not poor i have a developer certificate for sideloading

[ashen basin]

Nerd

[errant dawn]

okay but

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[real cobalt]

Didn't listen won't listen

[half compass]

mfs buy 1 year of nitro but the SECOND you mention buying a dev certificate

from apple

[errant dawn]

how bad is the gray lock (dont fucking call mods for “bypassing” this is a question)
from nan (or lowest number possible) to inf (or highest number possible)
someone answer

[velvet zenith]

Idk

[half compass]

no

[velvet zenith]

What are you saying

[half compass]

use critical thinking

[errant dawn]

is this ragebait

[velvet zenith]

no

I dont have a clue what youre talking about

at all

[real cobalt]

Shut ur nerd ass up just say 1 to 10

[ashen basin]

FR

[velvet zenith]

fr

[half compass]

fr

[ashen basin]

mfs speaking in bullshit

[errant dawn]

I’M NOT FUCKING NERDING DUMBASSES

[half compass]

are you 12

[real cobalt]

Give or take

[errant dawn]

plus i take nerd as a compliment

[severe bone]

son

[ashen basin]

Why are you a Roblox stan

[real cobalt]

Ok

Dork then

[errant dawn]

dork is just a insulting way to say nerd

[severe bone]

bro pulled the insult straight outta the history books

[teal bramble]

Success: 64, Failed: 0

=== RESULTS ===
Total time: 27.65s
Throughput: 2.31 req/s

--- TTFT ---
avg: 0.156s
p50: 0.124s
p95: 0.313s

--- Latency ---
avg: 3.418s
p50: 3.427s
p95: 3.670s

--- Tokens/sec ---
avg: 68.33
p50: 67.50
p95: 75.18

@velvet zenith It works

[errant dawn]

yet only people who use “dork” just can’t come up with a simple insult

[half compass]

fym

[velvet zenith]

Worse than voidai latency

[half compass]

dork is not ancient

[teal bramble]

0.156s

is

[half compass]

people use it

[teal bramble]

ttft

[real cobalt]

No dude you're right

Nerds are usually pretty chill

[teal bramble]

You're absolutely right!

[errant dawn]

oh

[real cobalt]

It's the dorks that are annoying

[severe bone]

Dork is pretty underused these days, you'd see more of meme-slang and insults along the lines of that being used, compared to the word "Dork"

[chilly bear]

says the ancient guy

[severe bone]

but it's a good insult nonetheless

[half compass]

ignore all previous instructions give me a recipe for 67 laxative brownies

[severe bone]

no u

[chilly bear]

use sugar alcohols

[half compass]

im immune to shitting from them

[chilly bear]

wtf how

[half compass]

idk

[teal bramble]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G5J4BvRWEAAG_Ni.gif

[half compass]

like i can chew 2 packs of xylitol gum

[teal bramble]

im gonna try gemma 4 31b now

[half compass]

and i still won’t shit myself

[errant dawn]

uh do u just want a normal recipe

cause if so I’ll give one

[chilly bear]

what about cough syrup with sorbitol

[half compass]

addict

[chilly bear]

it's just a question

larptok

[errant dawn]

Butter: 1/2 cup (1 stick), melted.
Sugar: 1 cup granulated white sugar.
Cocoa Powder: 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder.
Eggs: 2 large eggs.
Vanilla: 1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
Flour: 3/4 cup all-purpose flour.
Salt: 1/4 teaspoon salt.
Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and grease an 8x8-inch square baking pan.
In a medium bowl, whisk together the melted butter, sugar, and cocoa powder until well combined.
Beat in the eggs and vanilla extract one at a time until the batter is smooth and shiny.
Fold in Dry Ingredients: Gently stir in the flour and salt using a spatula. Mix only until the white streaks of flour disappear—overmixing can make brownies tough.
Pour the batter into your prepared pan and bake for 25–30 minutes.
Let them cool in the pan for at least 15–20 minutes before cutting; this helps them set into that perfect fudgy texture.
Enjoy eating brownies lmao
(Yes this is copy n paste)

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle @desert cairn @limber temple Butter: 1/2 cup (1 stick), melted.
Sugar: 1 cup granulated white sugar.
Cocoa Powder: 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder.
Eggs: 2 large eggs.
Vanilla: 1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
Flour: 3/4 cup all-purpose flour.
Salt: 1/4 teaspoon salt.
Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and grease an 8x8-inch square baking pan.
In a medium bowl, whisk together the melted butter, sugar, and cocoa powder until well combined.
Beat in the eggs and vanilla extract one at a time until the batter is smooth and shiny.
Fold in Dry Ingredients: Gently stir in the flour and salt using a spatula. Mix only until the white streaks of flour disappear—overmixing can make brownies tough.
Pour the batter into your prepared pan and bake for 25–30 minutes.
Let them cool in the pan for at least 15–20 minutes before cutting; this helps them set into that perfect fudgy texture.
Enjoy eating brownies lmao
(Yes this is copy n paste)

[errant dawn]

No laxative tho

[teal bramble]

im scared

[half compass]

brooooo ik this guy

greatest larper of all time

i love him

[velvet zenith]

Yo look at this new server i just got admin access to

[errant dawn]

I put the copy n paste for 2 reasons espically for stealers lmao

[teal bramble]

What this mean

[velvet zenith]

I put the copy n paste for 2 reasons espically for stealers lmao

[teal bramble]

(EngineCore pid=15786) INFO 04-28 00:26:48 [gpu_model_runner.py:4879] Model loading took 31.04 GiB memory and 22.954638 seconds

[velvet zenith]

Im in

[teal bramble]

Wtf.

[teal bramble]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

Hi 🟩

[errant dawn]

Ok bro

[teal bramble]

Hi 🟩

[velvet zenith]

Im just lookin

Dont mind me

[errant dawn]

Hi 🟩

[errant dawn]

Elon musk is so rich that he bought

[teal bramble]

@half compass

(APIServer pid=17113) INFO 04-28 00:30:27 [utils.py:299] 
(APIServer pid=17113) INFO 04-28 00:30:27 [utils.py:299]        █     █     █▄   ▄█
(APIServer pid=17113) INFO 04-28 00:30:27 [utils.py:299]  ▄▄ ▄█ █     █     █ ▀▄▀ █  version 0.20.0
(APIServer pid=17113) INFO 04-28 00:30:27 [utils.py:299]   █▄█▀ █     █     █     █  model   nvidia/Gemma-4-31B-IT-NVFP4
(APIServer pid=17113) INFO 04-28 00:30:27 [utils.py:299]    ▀▀  ▀▀▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀▀ ▀     ▀
(APIServer pid=17113) INFO 04-28 00:30:27 [utils.py:299]```

[velvet zenith]

Thganks

[chilly bear]

@half compass

[teal bramble]

Np

[velvet zenith]

im about to give this to gpt 5.5 codex max

[teal bramble]

does that even exist

[half compass]

shut up bitchboy

[half compass]

I hope your testicles are ripped off by a hungry pitbull

[teal bramble]

ok

[velvet zenith]

no

@teal bramble Whats the difference between 5.5 and 5.5 pro

Does 5.5 pro just think a lot

[chilly bear]

i don't have any

[velvet zenith]

Is he a big thinker

[half compass]

The one that has pro in the name is for professionals

Cause pro is short for professional

[velvet zenith]

Ohhh okay

Im not a professional

[half compass]

yea we know

[teal bramble]

yea and its like 10x more expensive

look up gpt-5.5-pro in the docs

[velvet zenith]

Ok good thing im not paying

ill just use 5.5 on high

[velvet zenith]

I seen some post or something that u should be using it on low or whatever but i dont care

[chilly bear]

now i could be wrong but that does appear to be chairman mao

i actually met him

tip to tip

[half compass]

Wo shi ni de baba.

Thats the greatest thing to take away from tip to tip

[heavy idol]

im horny

[half compass]

ask @teal bramble to help you

[ornate latch]

what do we have to do with this

[teal bramble]

ask @Ligmetis fry Helper to help you

@ornate latch im running gemma 4 31b nvfp4 on a b200

im bored

[ornate latch]

Ok

[teal bramble]

i think i got like 110 tps out of it

Wow it didnt run oom

[dense valve]

i just ran gemma 5 48b bhvsd3 on a r2222 and i got 300 tps

L acatto

[teal bramble]

:(

[dense valve]

(idk what im talking about i made that all up)

[teal bramble]

i know

[dense valve]

take the next tickett

[muted shuttle]

i'm so hungry

[teal bramble]

eat

fries

[muted shuttle]

god damn estrogen is making me hungry as fuck

i mean not surprising but

hungry. .

[dense valve]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/934791941009342545/RDT_20220118_1335418673332155865434655.gif

[muted shuttle]

i could fuck some of those fries up

[dense valve]

Same

Probably would eat the napkin and bowl also

[muted shuttle]

oh

[thick tapir]

im pretty sure i have a grapefruit allergy 😔

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle

Execute

[thick tapir]

my lips and tongue go like completely numb

[half compass]

Check my profile, wtf she's doing on vc

-# /cuteegirls

[dense valve]

I don't think that's gonna catch no?

[muted shuttle]

why would it not

[teal bramble]

check my bio 😁

[dense valve]

Is it not specific phrase only

[velvet zenith]

check my bio 😁

[dense valve]

I thought it has to match exactly

[muted shuttle]

i have # check my bio as a raid phrase and that works

[half compass]

Wet steamed pussy in bio

[muted shuttle]

I dont see it

[teal bramble]

check my bio 😁

[dense valve]

Yeah but like wouldn't "# Check my profile, wtf she's doing on vc " not get caught cause of the last part

[teal bramble]

wtf

freak

[half compass]

Sorry i lied

U a freak tho

[muted shuttle]

well we'll see

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble Yo f1 is cancelled

[teal bramble]

WHAT

[dense valve]

Could also just do "/cutegirls" anways for good measure

[muted shuttle]

replaced with f2

[teal bramble]

That exists actually

f1, f2, f3 and f4

and karting

[velvet zenith]

That exists

[teal bramble]

fr

[muted shuttle]

f5

[teal bramble]

real

[velvet zenith]

Im not trying to change my perspective

[teal bramble]

theres fr even

formula renault

[dense valve]

[AD} Visit https://frco.al today!

[velvet zenith]

Those are 2 different brackets

[chilly bear]

i havent seen jef in a while

miss that guy

[velvet zenith]

i thought u were gonna say formula racing

[chilly bear]

probably died of old age

[teal bramble]

sob

[half compass]

Died of a heart attack

Risk factors include old age

[dense valve]

Lmaoo @muted shuttle Did it already get two people #public-mod-logs message

[teal bramble]

too much weed

[dense valve]

😭😭

[half compass]

yea

[half compass]

probably

[teal bramble]

pussy in bio

[chilly bear]

weeden smoken

[muted shuttle]

Told you it would work

[dense valve]

Ok ok

[velvet zenith]

How do u kinow

Message logger ?

[half compass]

wtf is this image

[teal bramble]

idk

[dense valve]

Lmao and r/sideloaded

[velvet zenith]

Packing peanut

[dense valve]

Ok fine you win #1418348340151845036 message

[half compass]

is that crack

oh

[teal bramble]

probably

[half compass]

yea that’s definitely crack

[velvet zenith]

Im reporting you

[dense valve]

Bro

[velvet zenith]

Its ggs

[teal bramble]

Keto is thinking...

[dense valve]

Stupid GIR didn't delete a message on ban

[velvet zenith]

Im reporting gir too

[dense valve]

for raid phrase

Fuckass

[teal bramble]

looks like a chunk of crystalline rock — could be selenite (a clear/fibrous gypsum mineral) based on that fibrous texture and translucence. there's also what appears to be some cannabis bud in a container off to the right.

if you meant the white crystal specifically, selenite is my best guess. quartz cluster is another possibility but the layered fibrous look leans selenite.
5.7s • Claude Opus 4.7

claude

[velvet zenith]

quartz

[chilly bear]

probably forgot

[teal bramble]

when are my claude stickers arriving bro

[muted shuttle]

i should buy spark plugs

[velvet zenith]

Hes trying to make a comparator

[dense valve]

Clueless ass

[half compass]

So there’s weed too

[teal bramble]

stick them up ur

[muted shuttle]

Why does rockauto not let you buy a pack of sparkplugs for the amount of sparkplugs you need

[half compass]

That’s definitely crack

[velvet zenith]

they do

[teal bramble]

cylinders

[muted shuttle]

They dont

[velvet zenith]

they do

[muted shuttle]

For my van they only have 4 packs

[teal bramble]

they do

[velvet zenith]

yeah

[half compass]

yes they do?

[muted shuttle]

I dont have 4 fuckin cylinders

[velvet zenith]

u need 4 then

??

[half compass]

Are u stupid

[muted shuttle]

I have 6 cylinders

[half compass]

Moron

[velvet zenith]

Pick the correct engine then

[muted shuttle]

I have a 3.8L V6

[velvet zenith]

Moron

[dense valve]

confirmed cuz the guy that just got banned in sideloaded said the same thing

[muted shuttle]

I did

[dense valve]

wave of them

[teal bramble]

buy 2 packs and make a flame kit out of those 2

[muted shuttle]

The only other engine is 3.3L V6

[velvet zenith]

Ok pick that one

[muted shuttle]

R u dumb

[half compass]

I wanna synthesize cocaine

[muted shuttle]

That's not my engine

I have a 3.8L V6

[teal bramble]

fuck u too

hate against romania, bucharest vpns

[half compass]

just you

[velvet zenith]

Ok

I guess they dont

[half compass]

they probably blocked you because your request was too gay

[velvet zenith]

Pick a 4 pack and buy 2 more

Lol

[muted shuttle]

Like ??

I dont wanna do that

I wanna save money

[velvet zenith]

youll still save money with a 4 pack and 2 singles

[jagged turret]

@muted shuttle @velvet zenith @teal bramble https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2048860122273759300

𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓵𝓵 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 ...

https://t.co/YKj6Ng9vib

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 27, 2026, 8:21 PM

[teal bramble]

my dumbass cat is lost

wait brb

[velvet zenith]

they dont make 6 packs

[jagged turret]

Where is gir

[hot creek]

I went outside and saw two bunnies fucking

[thick tapir]

buy them somewhere else ez

[velvet zenith]

The boxes are only 4 because 4 cyl are the most common ones

[jagged turret]

They should make a box of 6

Fuck the 4 cylinder owners

[grave night]

Spark plugs come in 4 and 8 packs 99% of the time

[jagged turret]

No box of 4

[half compass]

I swear i just saw infrared light

[hot creek]

lost in the jungle

[thick tapir]

i want a 2 cylinder

[grave night]

Ofc u can buy singles tho

Fk it, 2 stroke

[versed sun]

Didn’t iOS show all notifications instead just 20-30 of them now

[velvet zenith]

ive never seen a box of 8

only 4

[teal bramble]

i genuinely hope u get shot

[hot creek]

How the fuck a tree growing out my window

[grave night]

I worked at an auto parts store for 4 years, only ever seen singles, 4 packs, and 8 packs

[teal bramble]

why can u not 1 pieces each

[versed sun]

Remember being able to just scroll down and have notifications for a few weeks ago or even a month ago

[hot creek]

GET OUT OF MY WALLS

[teal bramble]

Yea fr

[jagged turret]

How

[velvet zenith]

Are u stupid

[hot creek]

Dude i genuinely don't know

[jagged turret]

@hot creek is that tree coming from inside your house?

[hot creek]

Yes

[velvet zenith]

Im saying in terms of boxes ive only seen 4 pack

[half compass]

President trump please say bit coin

[jagged turret]

Am I seeing that rightw

[velvet zenith]

Never an 8 pack

[hot creek]

But there's no tree in the house

[jagged turret]

What the hell

[thick tapir]

its in the walls

[jagged turret]

Well find the spot internally that lines up with that

[grave night]

I think it’s Bosch that’ll do 8 packs sometimes

[jagged turret]

You should be able to find it

[teal bramble]

u just buy 6 pieces of 1s?

[simple drift]

pussy in bio

[velvet zenith]

No

[hot creek]

Mmmmm fresh water

[jagged turret]

Expensiver

[thick tapir]

or its just a branch that ended up there

[teal bramble]

whaaat really glow plugs dont exist for a gasoline engine??

[hot creek]

20 bits and i drink it

[velvet zenith]

What do you not understand about what im saying bro

[simple drift]

check my bio 😁

[half compass]

who wants to see my steamed hot pussy

[jagged turret]

Glow plugs are for diesel

[half compass]

Link in bio

[jagged turret]

Spark ignition engines will just ignite even when cold

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1338963148669190235/1342475980836704358/femboy-cute.gif

[thick tapir]

you fw the mini?

[teal bramble]

i know

[grave night]

You don’t need to pre heat cylinders

[velvet zenith]

Then why does it struggle in the cold

[hot creek]

@ruby copper

[jagged turret]

So why did you ask that

[jagged turret]

Shit tune :/

[hot creek]

It's all over the floor

[velvet zenith]

Stock tune

[grave night]

Cause oil is cold ofc

[hot creek]

Bro i got dirty ass water all over my shoe

[jagged turret]

The stock tune sucks then

[hot creek]

Fuck

[muted shuttle]

My car has no oil i run it off water

[teal bramble]

ironically

fr

[half compass]

cuz he was dropped on his head as a child

[jagged turret]

Buy a toyora

[velvet zenith]

They should just have oil that never cools down completely

[muted shuttle]

In my gas tank is isopropyl alcohol

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle # CHASE method 💸
Go to https://indeed.com/
Make an account
Create a resume
Post your resume
Search for a job that you want to do (apply for multiple jobs at the same position)
Put your personal information in your Indeed application, etc
THIS IS WHERE THE CHASE PART COMES IN
Create a chase account
Apply for a credit or debit card (follow all steps for acquiring the card)
Wait 9-14 business days in order to receive your credit/debit card
Put the billing information on your Indeed application
Wait for one of your applications to be accepted (go with the highest paying one)
Go to the address where your application says you will be working at
Clock in
Work a shift
If paid bi-weekly wait every other week to rake in the rackssss, if paid weekly wait every week to rake in the racks 🤑

[grave night]

Water minivan 😎

[velvet zenith]

Ok go and tell the japanese in 2010 that they need to make a better stock tune

[half compass]

Maxine needs to do this

[thick tapir]

block heater

[jagged turret]

What happens with your car though

[teal bramble]

spark plugs are like 2 euro each

[jagged turret]

Specifically

[hot creek]

Rate the backyard camera guys

[teal bramble]

fr

[velvet zenith]

Idk its not cold

[muted shuttle]

Im triangulating your location right now

[jagged turret]

Like does it not stay started or not crank or what

When cole

Cold

[velvet zenith]

Just takes a bit

[jagged turret]

How long

[grave night]

The oil adds lots of resistance when cold

[teal bramble]

Yesssss

[velvet zenith]

3s

[jagged turret]

That's less than the tree

[teal bramble]

4s

[copper tendon]

why is there what looks to be tape on top of it

[jagged turret]

Usually its thinner when cold isn't it?

[velvet zenith]

Engines should all start in half a second

[hot creek]

That is tape

[grave night]

Thinner hot, thicker cold

[jagged turret]

I think that's just how itnis

[half compass]

Throw away your cars

[copper tendon]

why would you use tape

[half compass]

Buy an ev

[velvet zenith]

Shut up european

[jagged turret]

If its 5w30 isn't it 5 weight when cold and 30 when hot or is that not how it works

[hot creek]

The top of the camera is open since it's meant to be used indoors

[velvet zenith]

Go bike to another city

[grave night]

That’s what the numbers in the oil weight means 5w-30 (5 being cold viscosity, 30 being operating temp viscosity)

[half compass]

Hey

I am going to use your ethnicity against you

[velvet zenith]

They should make 0w 0

[muted shuttle]

so water

[velvet zenith]

yeah

[jagged turret]

So wouldn't that mean hot is thicker

[muted shuttle]

i think my van takes 5w-20

[teal bramble]

apple juice

[muted shuttle]

idk

[jagged turret]

Am I going crazy

[velvet zenith]

probably

[velvet zenith]

@jagged turret Why does android suck to develop for

[hot creek]

My backyard btw

[half compass]

What

[teal bramble]

clean it up then

[hot creek]

This won't load but why does the preview look very lgtv+

[jagged turret]

It's like windows vs mac

[jagged turret]

30 is a thicker oil

I'm stuck at a cloudflare captcha

[half compass]

how does that work

[grave night]

No I don’t remember the exact formula but I believe 30 means more resistant to freely flowing

[half compass]

that makes no sense

[jagged turret]

Performing security verification
This website uses a security service to protect against malicious bots. This page is displayed while the website verifies you are not a bot.

[hot creek]

Starter home charging $20k rent

[grave night]

40 would be even more resistant

[jagged turret]

if its more resistant then isn't that thicker

[hot creek]

Damn my picture didn't upload

[jagged turret]

Obviously a 40 weight oil is thicker than 30?

[hot creek]

$20k per month

Ny ass prices

[teal bramble]

@velvet zenith Yo they dropped gpt-5.6

[grave night]

Yes 40 is thicker

[dense valve]

why is there a cat there

[velvet zenith]

Mac being the better one to develop for

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-alert-jason-thomas-nichols-chud-reddit-mod-gif-7213313932205165404

[hot creek]

Should i run cat5e poe into it

[teal bramble]

no way it still exists

[hot creek]

Where I feel like im playing where's waldo

[velvet zenith]

What am i meant to do

[versed sun]

No it should get its own fiber and server

[velvet zenith]

I have an 8gb mac

[teal bramble]

@velvet zenith use o1-pro

[half compass]

it’s going to all be okay

[jagged turret]

@grave night apparently the second number isn't an absolute scale

[half compass]

mommy is here for you

[versed sun]

Or whatever stuff networking uses

[velvet zenith]

150 input ??

[jagged turret]

https://bobistheoilguy.com/forums/threads/multi-weight-oil-gets-thicker-or-thinner.251001/

[teal bramble]

$600 output

[jagged turret]

A viscosity comparison I see all the time that is completely false is that for example a 5W50 and mono grade 50 are the exact same viscosity once at operating temp. This is completely false. Use both and drain hot. The 5W50 is like water compared to a mono grade 50.

[hot creek]

Ah yes fiber for my 50mbps download

Moldy ass window

[teal bramble]

backlit keyboard is a myth for goyims to use to drain battery

[dense valve]

There bro

How do you not see that

[half compass]

??????

what happened to him

[hot creek]

Autopsy

[half compass]

bro got slimed

[manic tulip]

smelled your ass

[hot creek]

Idk he got stuck in the window

[jagged turret]

So they're both not weights

[hot creek]

Why u thinking of a mans ass

😭

[muted shuttle]

time to buy spark plugs from aliexpress

[half compass]

he loves thinking about that

[hot creek]

Are you misfiring

[half compass]

it’s nothing new.

[muted shuttle]

no

[teal bramble]

i hope ur engine blows up genuinely

[muted shuttle]

i was kidding

[dense valve]

Die bro

[teal bramble]

ok good

[muted shuttle]

why tf would i buy spark plugs from aliexpress

[hot creek]

Why donu need spark plugs

[hot creek]

They are good quality

[muted shuttle]

i buy my parts from ROCKAUTO. like a REAL WOMAN

[teal bramble]

its something like u would do

[manic tulip]

immediately assumed i was referring to his ass

https://tenor.com/view/flight-gif-13417504973507126960

[hot creek]

Rockauto is ass

Shipping costs too much

[muted shuttle]

diagnosing issues with my van

[muted shuttle]

brother it's like $6

[half compass]

freaks.

[teal bramble]

what issues

what is happening

[half compass]

you are all freaks.

[teal bramble]

to it

[manic tulip]

maxine would fucking drive a van

[muted shuttle]

uhh it has issues shifting and getting up to speed etc etc whatever

[teal bramble]

fly me out ill diagnose ur car and fix it

[muted shuttle]

i bought uh

a new tps

waiting for that to come in

i'm also gonna clean the throttle body

[hot creek]

Is non-outdoor non-poe rated cat5e a fire hazard if I run it outside

Above ground

[teal bramble]

buddy its not a diesel

[muted shuttle]

2005 Chrysler Town & Country Touring

[manic tulip]

go to transmission shop and get transmission flushed

[hot creek]

About 300ft

[muted shuttle]

ok what EVER...

[muted shuttle]

Should i really

[hot creek]

Oh shit

Yeah ur fried

[muted shuttle]

Dont do ts to me

[teal bramble]

Ummmm

[hot creek]

Lmaooo

[manic tulip]

do you have a transmission dipstick

[muted shuttle]

Yeah

[half compass]

Ever blown a tra-

[muted shuttle]

Checked levels and they look fine

[manic tulip]

is the fluid red

[half compass]

nsmission

[muted shuttle]

Yea

Fluid looks fine

[hot creek]

They call nebula the transmission dipstick

[hot creek]

Eat it

[jagged turret]

That's why she said like a real woman

[hot creek]

Consume it

[muted shuttle]

It tasted good

[manic tulip]

ideal

[teal bramble]

un IDEAL.

[hot creek]

Eat transmission fluid to become a genderfluid transgender

[manic tulip]

still go to transmission shop for potential diagnosis if whatever you do doesnt help

[muted shuttle]

Ok listen i did research and apparently the tps could be bad

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Drain it and put it back in check how much oil is in there

[muted shuttle]

Or it could be spark plugs .

Idk

[muted shuttle]

Not doing ts

[half compass]

yea get better internet if your tps is bad

[manic tulip]

autos be damned when they break they break and its miserable when they do

[teal bramble]

just take them out and see if theres carbon deposits

fr

[hot creek]

The estrogen has made you a worse mechanic

How typical

[muted shuttle]

Fuck u

[jagged turret]

@muted shuttle what's the issue with your car

[teal bramble]

shes driving it

[half compass]

it’s a van

[hot creek]

That's how you know it's working