general

[uneven dome]

Ive not done anything tweak wise besides charge limiter?... although its not even plugged in right now

Okay

[low mortar]

this is openreach

[gusty gulch]

why are flaming hot Doritos spicier than other flaming hot chips wtf

[hot creek]

hi jazzy

[crisp pecan]

Hey guys, I'm from Brazil.

Does anyone speak Brazilian Portuguese?

[simple drift]

@ornate latch

[ornate latch]

No

[simple drift]

boring

[half compass]

i lowkey just realized something

[simple drift]

what

[gusty gulch]

hello

[hot creek]

im jazzing it

[gusty gulch]

I'm jazzing it

[half compass]

i lowkey doxxed myself on accident

[simple drift]

when

where

how

[hot creek]

why is it not loading your serer pfp

[chilly bear]

send again pls

[simple drift]

idk

[half compass]

i aint telling

[simple drift]

boring

[half compass]

i fixed it tho

[simple drift]

good

[half compass]

but i just found mineek's full name also

[hot creek]

@ruby copper sir

[half compass]

i dmd him about it

[hot creek]

how does one do this

[half compass]

cuz i didnt know it would be shared

[hot creek]

didnt know what would be shared

[hidden oracle]

Good morning everyone again I went back to sleep after class this morning

[chilly bear]

he's lying

about the whole thing

@half compass i see straight thru u

[half compass]

im going to skin you

[thick tapir]

idk how it’s even financially viable here

[velvet zenith]

Bet it was on paypal

[thick tapir]

town of under 1k ppl and like 50% of those atleast dont live in town and live in trailer parks and farms

[half compass]

partially

its fine now

soooo

[solar forge]

Okay!

[simple drift]

virgin media are so shit

[half compass]

why tf is it called that

[dry monolith]

i dropped

[half compass]

i dont get it

[dry monolith]

https://open.spotify.com/album/3qw6mr7kajoHdCEVRAzQn6

[livid rapids]

welp damn

quick question guys

[half compass]

new niche music

[dry monolith]

yes

[simple drift]

2hollis

[dry monolith]

no

not like 2hollis

[livid rapids]

is there a mod or something to make the app store/icloud stuff work?

[simple drift]

yes

2hollis

67hollis

thats u

[dry monolith]

bruh

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-stars-chicken-drone-gif-1182185235201359796

@simple drift can i have more of your gifs

[simple drift]

i want to gatekeep them from you now

you dont deserve my excellent gifs

[half compass]

so you hate me

got it

never talk to me ever again.

bitch.

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/спиннер-спинер-спінер-gif-25523688

what about this one

[simple drift]

ok.

[half compass]

Lame

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1284763146694823996/1370432811009314846/IMG_2024.gif

fiji wata

[half compass]

Lame

[hot creek]

literally how did you know

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-white-horse-horse-dragging-man-horse-drags-man-away-pull-gif-9222022552993444301

[simple drift]

is this a tactic to steal more of my gifs

how dare you

[half compass]

this is good

another one

[simple drift]

smh

[slim nova]

UNK

[hazy lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/smd-gif-24081087

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-stevens-vsauce-mind-isolation-gif-20359973

vsauce

[slim nova]

Michael

[livid rapids]

hey is there a mod or something to make the app store/icloud stuff work?

[half compass]

this one is good too

[simple drift]

Michael

[half compass]

another.

[simple drift]

!t icloudbypass

[fervent dove]

Hey @livid rapids, have a look at this!

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,700 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[simple drift]

5 dollar

[slim nova]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-pepe-cat-misinformation-gif-249026761315742996

[livid rapids]

ooooh

[simple drift]

dont

rude.

[half compass]

that’s not what he was asking

[simple drift]

ignore that im tired

[half compass]

I think

[hot creek]

Who Up Spreading Misinformation

[simple drift]

sorry @livid rapids ignore

my brain is not functioning

[slim nova]

you are spreading

[half compass]

i THINK

[hot creek]

TRUE

[slim nova]

please ban this mf again

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1447117443318157463/watermark.gif

[slim nova]

his presence annoys me

and everyone around

[simple drift]

classy car missed jayy

[hazy lagoon]

Can i jailbreak ios 26.5 on iphone 17e?

[livid rapids]

its on the iphone 4s im trying to use the app store on it

[slim nova]

jayy wasn't in my timezones as well

[simple drift]

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

i think theres some tweak

idk

[half compass]

I canr see it

Help

[simple drift]

get certs from https://tlsroot.litten.ca

also

!t legacy

[fervent dove]

legacy

If you're seeing this you're probably asking a legacy question in more modern jailbreak channels. Please go to the Legacy Jailbreak Server or #legacy (less active)

Added by flower#1116 | Used 367 times · Aug 26, 2022, 12:46 AM

[simple drift]

ask in the legacy server

[simple drift]

skill issue?

get better internet.

[half compass]

ohhhh ok i see it now

[slim nova]

sorry I'm talking to somebody else now

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1048061758792806482/1403838471461929110/image0.gif

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1491256020968669245/togif.gif

[half compass]

I cant see this one eitjer

now i can

[hot creek]

i swear sometimes maxine gotta just be banning people for fun

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-speech-bubble-gif-10137218912275460548

[hot creek]

?

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-crossbow-wii-u-breaking-gaming-console-console-gif-26098082 @muted shuttle what do you think of this

[slim nova]

you

[hazy lagoon]

!t wtf

[simple drift]

is cunt filtered

no

ok

interesting

[hot creek]

pussy in bio

[simple drift]

PUSSY IN BIO 😳

[hot creek]

PUSSY IN BIO 😳

[half compass]

check my bio if you want to see my juicy PUSSY.

[hidden oracle]

P.I.B.

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1344269769393836112/caption.gif

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle

[half compass]

Why are you pinging her

[half compass]

Do you want to expose a minor to porn ?

[simple drift]

wtf

[half compass]

That’s messed up.

[simple drift]

maxine is not a minor anymore xrt

[half compass]

She is spiritually

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lobotomy-puss-in-boots-gif-27604384

[simple drift]

[hot creek]

edp 445

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735531330498068513/1457381382501302343/G9v9hKFXoAAzZcj.gif

[half compass]

@coral pike

[simple drift]

when is this jit gonna finish typing

ok

[half compass]

I was trying to find an adolf

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1444458215323734079/1465165954936996121/Screen_Recording_2026-01-26_at_01.57.37.gif

i forgot i made this gif

powerpoint controls in the bottom left

[hot creek]

jif

yiff

[simple drift]

no

g

if

gif

[hot creek]

boba ass typing

[velvet zenith]

true ..

[half compass]

ipod 6 7

[compact cobalt]

So I wonder if that NT PPC project could ever be ported to the Xbox 360

[wide canyon]

you're telling me they installed mac os x on a wii

[compact cobalt]

Yes

[wide canyon]

what's next, surgery on a grape??

[simple drift]

what

[compact cobalt]

So I wonder if/how that’d work on a 360

[wide canyon]

they installed mac os x on a wii

[compact cobalt]

They’re both PPC

PS3 is probably impossible because the CPU is really weird

[simple drift]

of course they did

[simple drift]

you can run linux on a ps3

[compact cobalt]

yes but that’s because there were kernel in, like, the 2.x and 3.x lines that were heavily customized for the CELL

[hot creek]

linux works on anything

[hidden oracle]

can linux work on my psp

[untold helm]

Xbox 360 is closer to a mac than a pc

troll

[frosty grail]

prepare to get stretched

[wary badge]

Sir yes sir

[true plover]

Joyous

[hot creek]

@obtuse ruin Recently, I have been eying my craze.

[hot creek]

What did u do this time

[true plover]

My car has a coolant leak!

:D

[hot creek]

is it a bmw

[true plover]

It’d be burning oil

[hot creek]

true

[true plover]

@wary badge can attest

[hot creek]

Do u and jeff be kissing gay-lee

highkenuinely

[wary badge]

Literally not one thing wrong w my bmw

[hot creek]

you have a bmw? 😭

maxine help

help

maxine kill him

[frosty grail]

gimme 5min with it

[ornate latch]

@desert cairn Explain yourself

[frosty grail]

thats it?

jeffs done way more

@desert cairn bitchass step up your game

[solar forge]

fuck this macbook dawg

i cant even use this shit a room away from the router

[molten raven]

u look familiar

[half compass]

@velvet zenith https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkAcaLdB/ Have u tried this

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

starmathcat (@starmathcat)

❤️ 43.1K 💬 271 🔁 8.4K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Apr 7, 2026, 6:22 AM

[untold helm]

???

[copper tendon]

wheres watchos 26.4.1

[half compass]

@chilly bear https://youtu.be/M1DP1f22-XU

[velvet zenith]

Girlfriend episode

[simple drift]

wtf does this do

[half compass]

verifies the member

idiot

[simple drift]

and what does that mean

explain that

[half compass]

it makes you become verified

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-dake-music-cat-dance-gif-19680609

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/спиннер-спинер-спінер-gif-25523688

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tnktok.com/ZNR4yvKDt/

Dashy (@ggdashy)

❤️ 449.5K 💬 12.1K 🔁 282.7K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Apr 3, 2026, 4:49 PM

[half compass]

we were all gooning to this in 2021

on god

all of us

[simple drift]

gif sponsored by kate enterprises

[teal bramble]

we all dead

except u

[median shell]

your FUCKING sick

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[half compass]

idk who sick is

im not fucking him

[thick tapir]

how are tf are you meant to tell what someone means when they say whats up

[half compass]

@teal bramble

have this gambian water well

[teal bramble]

Thank you

[half compass]

yea

[median shell]

mine now

ur business is mine now

matter fact ur GLASSES are mine now

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-white-horse-horse-dragging-man-horse-drags-man-away-pull-gif-9222022552993444301

[simple drift]

gif sponsored by kate enterprises

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1466675948597543040/1471526411507597428/IMG_8233.gif

[median shell]

the fuck happen

[simple drift]

gif sponsored by kate enterprises

licky lee impressed

[half compass]

who is licky lee

[median shell]

make a diddy water well

[ornate latch]

https://tenor.com/view/juckport-jackpot-one-trillion-dollars-one-dollar-1-gif-2470595998243864221

[vital knoll]

US AGAINST THE ASS SHAKING WORLD IN THE PARKIGN LOT

[median shell]

damn

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/ladygaga/status/2042393279216370012?s=46 ITS A BOPPPPPP WTF

Lady Gaga (@ladygaga)

“Runway” featuring @officialdoechii out now!https://tdwp2.lnk.to/Runway

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 10, 2026, 12:04 AM

[vital knoll]

nah finna listen to katseye

[median shell]

I WANNA RUNAWAYYYY

OUT THIS PLACEEEE

[simple drift]

that is

[half compass]

anxiety

[vital knoll]

https://youtu.be/7F1ET2XHQfk

PINKY UP

[median shell]

e

[ashen basin]

RIP katseye you would have been a great group

[vital knoll]

MONA LISA WIT DA CUTE ATTITUDE

[ashen basin]

Wait a damn minute

[vital knoll]

manon has been an issue since predebut

istg

[ashen basin]

HELLO???????

[vital knoll]

bro you don't know the tea

[ashen basin]

Ok let me listen

[median shell]

the

[teal bramble]

Why would stkc say this

[ashen basin]

Nah I do

[median shell]

he’ll

[vital knoll]

the storyboard animatic leaked like a week ago

[ashen basin]

Oh for this?

[vital knoll]

yup

[ashen basin]

Lmfaooooooo

[vital knoll]

manon was supposed to be in it

[ashen basin]

Embarrassing

[vital knoll]

she even trained and shit

[teal bramble]

does ts still work

wait

it does

[half compass]

how can i install opsec

[copper tendon]

how do i install opera gx

[teal bramble]

sudo apt install opsec

[ashen basin]

Damn wtf

[ashen basin]

Nah did not know about this

[half compass]

we fight for the gospel

[ashen basin]

Knew about the rest

[muted shuttle]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEypHeNWEAAK76S.webp

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1317230504784957532/1323445585923018865/twitter_1873841676860682302.gif

[copper tendon]

we'll honor his name

[vital knoll]

leaked on the 27th@ashen basin if you're curious

https://pixeldrain.com/u/8BPLP7wv

[ashen basin]

Lol

[half compass]

@strange saddle Pack her

[simple drift]

what

[muted shuttle]

@strange saddle Help me pack

[ashen basin]

This is crazy

[muted shuttle]

@strange saddle I gotta pack my bags packgod please help me

[half compass]

im asking packgod to help you with gender affirming care

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1491562207719460974/image0.gif

[simple drift]

what

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Maxine

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[alpine pier]

busted

[teal bramble]

Maxine

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[teal bramble]

?

[muted shuttle]

Acatto

[teal bramble]

Hi

[muted shuttle]

Shut up

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1466675948597543040/1471526411507597428/IMG_8233.gif

[alpine pier]

hi

[vital knoll]

mhmm soemthign happened between the animatic and filming cause bitch got cuuuuuut

[teal bramble]

voidai privileges revoked goodbye

[muted shuttle]

No sorry

[alpine pier]

i am only here for the #apple-news

[muted shuttle]

I was joking

Hi

Hello

[teal bramble]

Hey

[simple drift]

gif sponsored by kate enterprises

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet @muted shuttle my magsafe 1 charger now only works at a certain angle

[half compass]

can we have sex

[alpine pier]

uh

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-washing-machine-cute-gif-9865472

[teal bramble]

does 4chan still work

[half compass]

???

[alpine pier]

here on discord

[simple drift]

fym still work

[teal bramble]

wasnt it taken down or something

[half compass]

yea

[simple drift]

no

[stoic basin]

gym

[teal bramble]

huh

[simple drift]

i wish it was

[half compass]

hop off the thc cart

this is what it does

hallucinations

[alpine pier]

i dont see y not ig

[half compass]

long term memory loss.

[alpine pier]

in #apple-news ?

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424555633767878696/1427043348925124638/HEHEHHEHE.gif

[stoic basin]

no

[alpine pier]

face reveal

[teal bramble]

done

[half compass]

Thank you

[simple drift]

why does anthropic hate you

[untold helm]

yeah, was on it a few hours ago looking at how people fell for a rick roll for a tomodachi life rom leak

[vital knoll]

finna fall for timbodie

[simple drift]

fucker was on 4chan

[vital knoll]

I've been like once or twice

[simple drift]

timobile new mobile network

[vital knoll]

I avoid that shit like the hellhole it is

[simple drift]

powered by tim bovill

[half compass]

im always on 4chan because im tuff like that

[simple drift]

i’m crine!

[half compass]

one could say i am opsec.

[simple drift]

you said you doxxed yourself earlier

that is not opsec

[half compass]

no

that was a plot

[simple drift]

lie

[half compass]

it was all fake

[simple drift]

lie

[untold helm]

.

[simple drift]

what

[half compass]

we are jolly good

we carry the sleigh

[untold helm]

we fight for our gifts

[simple drift]

i am not jolly good.

[half compass]

@thorn vault Humble her

[teal bramble]

yup

[obtuse ruin]

boooo

https://klipy.com/gifs/throwing-stone-1

[manic tulip]

Lmfao

[teal bramble]

4 months old message

[muted shuttle]

boooo

https://klipy.com/gifs/throwing-stone-1

[obtuse ruin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/you-wo-joker

[half compass]

stone hydrate NoW

[obtuse ruin]

get stoned NOW

[manic tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stealer-gif-21321506

[simple drift]

oh this is when we were doing this

[manic tulip]

Who the fuck deleted that

Maxine

[muted shuttle]

wow hydrate is stealing cats

how does he get an infinite supply ?

[manic tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-generator-gif-22648083

[muted shuttle]

the world will never know ..

[obtuse ruin]

lava and water bro

[muted shuttle]

wtf

portal

[obtuse ruin]

nono cobble gen

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1466675948597543040/1471526411507597428/IMG_8233.gif

[muted shuttle]

Ohhh

True

[obtuse ruin]

hydrate did it better

[muted shuttle]

I gotta work on rjb mc again

[simple drift]

not wii u

[simple drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/763481969471782922/1031594607382904892/C83723E1-2FA0-4567-B2CC-E844BEDF3878.gif

[manic tulip]

Don’t brick it this time

[half compass]

hey

[half compass]

mods

bsFw

[simple drift]

smh

[muted shuttle]

hey i know this artist

[muted shuttle]

It wasnt my fault

[simple drift]

of COURSE you do

[half compass]

.

.

.

.

[muted shuttle]

They dont make nsfw

[half compass]

sure bro

[manic tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-damn-bro-daamn-that-was-obvious-realising-gif-24880382

[muted shuttle]

https://www.instagram.com/04119__snail/

i loev their art :D

[teal bramble]

unfortunate

[simple drift]

me when i make pasta

[manic tulip]

So the mods you installed and you added that completely broke the server wasn’t your fault

Got it

[muted shuttle]

yup

correct

[manic tulip]

Why you standing like you’re about to get your height measured

[teal bramble]

why do u genuinely know the artist

[obtuse ruin]

● Now the big one — refactoring src/renderer/index.ts. Let me read it fully first.

[muted shuttle]

this time dani added all the mods

[teal bramble]

im crying

[simple drift]

fun

[muted shuttle]

because i love their art

:(

[teal bramble]

oh

valid

[half compass]

thats worse

there's 500 more

[chilly bear]

making gemini change my terminal font rn

we truly live in the future

[obtuse ruin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/letter-f

[half compass]

itll die even faster

[muted shuttle]

96 more but whatever

[half compass]

All your fault

[obtuse ruin]

you knowww its all your fault

nobody

nobody

[jaunty garnet]

why are you using MagSafe

[velvet zenith]

I know

[chilly bear]

@half compass can i do this

[obtuse ruin]

hey thats a song on the same album

[velvet zenith]

Yea

Thats why i said it

[obtuse ruin]

wow he knows

[half compass]

Yes

[chilly bear]

[simple drift]

chat was this an optimal work surface

[half compass]

we are the GAMBIAN WATERWELL SERVICES!

[chilly bear]

@untold helm hi

[velvet zenith]

@limber temple @desert cairn Just got my nocturne money

[half compass]

Hope its laced with fentanyl.

[obtuse ruin]

no drugs in rjb please

[velvet zenith]

And 6 notifications to go with it

[muted shuttle]

hrt on da switch lite

[half compass]

fr

[vapid spruce]

i get my hrt from wawa

[half compass]

there's kids here.

you guys are making the frogs transgender

[muted shuttle]

i get my hrt from my pharmacy

[obtuse ruin]

do i test or do i push

[muted shuttle]

push

[obtuse ruin]

all the tests i need

[vapid spruce]

what if i pronounced your name like 'maxine' but it rhymes with 'line'

[muted shuttle]

Why

[smoky torrent]

where did u get the shell

[velvet zenith]

just push bro

[smoky torrent]

👀 ❓

[velvet zenith]

it works

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1466675948597543040/1471526411507597428/IMG_8233.gif

[velvet zenith]

I dont ever test no more i just push and hope it works lowk

[half compass]

https://localhost:67 bro

[vapid spruce]

why not

[untold helm]

only charge port

remember

[simple drift]

extremerate on amazon

[obtuse ruin]

[smoky torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/nine-vicious-ysl-young-thug-osamason-bath-gif-12606361969821039730

[smoky torrent]

thx

[simple drift]

i was feeling lazy

i went straight back to sleep after it was done

[untold helm]

hi

[vapid spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024716139420459088/1488228536341758042/brain.gif

[jaunty garnet]

i thought you were talking about a phone

[velvet zenith]

Whats the point in having beta testers if they dont do anything

[simple drift]

i will lace your coffee with heroin

[slim nova]

What OS should I run on UTM se

[simple drift]

same

[muted shuttle]

I wish extremerate had full shell swaps for the oled

It's just joycons and the back case or some shit

Not the entire housing

[jaunty garnet]

alpine linux

[untold helm]

i still dont know where my phone is

[obtuse ruin]

it's a private repo for unreleased software

[jaunty garnet]

???

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[obtuse ruin]

i dont drink coffee

[untold helm]

???

[half compass]

yea he drinks tea

moron

cant you see hes british

[smoky torrent]

Sorry for your loss

[simple drift]

get a lite

[muted shuttle]

I dont want a lite

[simple drift]

whatever you consume

[muted shuttle]

Oled better

[muted shuttle]

Weed

[simple drift]

there will be heroin

[smoky torrent]

what if he consumes heroin

double heroin?

[half compass]

heroin squared

[simple drift]

fent

[muted shuttle]

where

[simple drift]

i’m british and i hate tea

[half compass]

then you're a fake colonizer

imagine what your ancestors think of you.

[vapid spruce]

i was just rate limited on last.fm and this was the FIRST TIME i've ever tried to use it

[simple drift]

i don’t want to be here

i want to flee

[half compass]

but we're humans not birds

[vapid spruce]

my mom did fent once (it was given to her by a medical professional)

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Maxine

[half compass]

@muted shuttle Maxine@muted shuttle Maxine@muted shuttle Maxine

[simple drift]

i get rate limited on that SHIT API like every time i try and use it for anything

i hate it

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-crossbow-wii-u-breaking-gaming-console-console-gif-26098082

[vapid spruce]

i turned off brave shields lemmesee ig this work

[muted shuttle]

NOOOOOOO

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Maxine

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[teal bramble]

good night

[muted shuttle]

Gn

[vapid spruce]

not the wii u 😔 😔

[simple drift]

gif sponsored by kate enterprises

[vapid spruce]

@muted shuttle do you still wanna come to my sausage party

[half compass]

@teal bramble why do you not hate maxine anymore

i dont get it

[muted shuttle]

he doesn't hate women anymore

[half compass]

The beta with dark sword has this bug where it still says jailbreak instead of jailbroken even while being jailbroken and it’s driving me nuts

[untold helm]

wtf i almost got shocked

@muted shuttle help fix the cord

[muted shuttle]

Good

Sorry

That was mean

[topaz drum]

Is anyone familiar with AppStore++

I need help it’s tweaking for me and I think I bricked my WhatsApp 😭😭😭😭

[half compass]

@muted shuttle #1429978021762437221 message does this count as nsfw if i were to send it here.

[muted shuttle]

Yes

[half compass]

but she has 3 tits it doesn't count

[vapid spruce]

is this a porn channel

or smthn

[untold helm]

what the fuck i hear popping

wtf do i do

[muted shuttle]

Hey buddy

I think you need to buy a new charger

[half compass]

no

[vapid spruce]

times almost up

[half compass]

it's the tit channel

[vapid spruce]

aw man 😔

[half compass]

it's photos of women holding birds

that's why it's called the tit channel

[untold helm]

only have 1

[alpine spoke]

if you haven't already replace the joysticks with TMR ones

[muted shuttle]

i replaced mine with hall effects from aliexpress

[vapid spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/thinker-philosophy-philosopher-thunk-big-thunk-gif-8974611609268373307

[alpine spoke]

I still need to replace my joysticks on my Switch 2
THey aren't drifting yet

[untold helm]

what about replacing your flex cable\

[alpine spoke]

Also the shell

since Nintendont

[muted shuttle]

dog

it hasn't come in yet

[half compass]

It reads like post-industrial nightmare diner poetry, and honestly it’s coherent as a vibe: burnt / blackened / metallic / fermented / oily / uncanny. Very “abandoned drive-thru at the end of the world.”

A few quick notes though:

Do not use aluminum foil shards or anything actually metallic in food, even if “food-safe.” That’s not a safe edible garnish.
Same idea for “metallic cookie bits”: better to create the look of metal with safe ingredients.

[alpine spoke]

It's been a year and they haven't announced a special Edition Switch 2 or even new joycons

an Atomic Purple Switch 2 will look good

[thick tapir]

i love the type of manager that tells you good job in the same type of way i love boxy shirts

[thick tapir]

like damn you can be too much at times but i fw it sometimes

[half compass]

i see

so you want to have sex with your boss

[thick tapir]

no

[half compass]

are you sure

that's what it sounds like

[thick tapir]

yes im sure

[half compass]

it sounds like you are hiding it away and not thinking about it to forget.

[thick tapir]

what

[half compass]

it's all going to be okay

[chilly bear]

hey we should do this sometime

[thick tapir]

one of my managers is my dads work wife so itd be work incest

[alpine spoke]

For a Macbook Air M4 would a Dock be better than a USB C Hub
want 2 monitors and the USB ports don't need to be high speed as just keyboard/mouse
Would be switching it between Mac and PC

[half compass]

i will be letting your dad know

[thick tapir]

wtf

i thought u were my dad?

who is my real dad

[chilly bear]

@half compass why do u have a work wife ?

[half compass]

shot dead in Ulaanbatar, Mongolia.

[thick tapir]

HES ASIAN?

[chilly bear]

no he was doing tip to tip

[half compass]

yes that's why your dick is so small

it's genetics.

[thick tapir]

it isnt

[half compass]

lying won't get you anywhere.

[thick tapir]

not lies

[half compass]

i am your psychiatrist so i have access to your medical records

it says your penis is 1.5 inches in length and 0.5 inches in girth

[chilly bear]

what does that even look like

dont tell me to look up

[half compass]

look down

[thick tapir]

a skittle

[half compass]

ok!

[obtuse ruin]

i turn my head right after talking to claude for a min and come back to this shit

[thick tapir]

basically like that but flipped dimensions

[muted shuttle]

Message logger

[obtuse ruin]

no proof

i mean

[thick tapir]

also how the fuck did i know those dimensions would be basically the dame

[vapid spruce]

dog

[chilly bear]

im not sure

[obtuse ruin]

?

[vapid spruce]

girth

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-white-horse-horse-dragging-man-horse-drags-man-away-pull-gif-9222022552993444301

[vapid spruce]

gary pron

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle what do you think of this

[half compass]

cute dog

idk

[chilly bear]

you have been added to the opp list.

[simple drift]

i purely want maxine’s opinion on the dog.

[dense valve]

@chilly bear https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkAKrQ6j/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

bambi (@helloworld5632)

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[chilly bear]

@half compass what happens if you take probiotics and antibiotics at the same time

[half compass]

this is recommended cuz the bacteria in your gut die from antibiotics

so the probiotics help

hope this helps!

[rotund glade]

@chilly bear You are not a real
Gambian brother.

[chilly bear]

thank you for sharing 🥰🤗😁🪜

[rotund glade]

You are not gambia service.

Stop larping gambia

[chilly bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759029589338226688/1490888384493654046/converted.gif

[rotund glade]

You larp

[rotund glade]

Ur keyboard Lookin super good

[thick tapir]

i love rogan josh. top curry of all time

[half compass]

feinberg theme OwO

Nuzzles

[half compass]

Why are you typing with one hand

Are you doing something with the other ?

[chilly bear]

recording.

[rotund glade]

Are you really gambian

[half compass]

yea

[rotund glade]

What does the remitly reference id start with?

[chilly bear]

oh

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1491978808838852708/claude.gif?ex=69d9a90b&is=69d8578b&hm=4973d4318600a3a4b09f7cf6e2a6d80da65fcdd9bfe3b6b2bb1ba53d135da790&

[thick tapir]

gonna help get bro up

[rotund glade]

Feeding claudes plan to another claude and asking it to review

[obtuse ruin]

Feeding claudes plan to another claude in plan mode

[muted shuttle]

Feeding claudes plan to my pet gemini

[rotund glade]

This is inefficient

Gemini sucks.

[vital knoll]

my friends love hearing about you

[muted shuttle]

whar

[solar forge]

I spent $40 on ram #Yay

[vital knoll]

I'm closing in on you wanna be your girlfriend Love everything you do I wanna be your girlfriend

the queen of pop has arrived

[vital knoll]

amanada bby

[surreal parrot]

Hey guys, any bew for jailbreak iphone 16 ios 18.1 ?

[hot creek]

i love how french iphones are so aggressive

ACTIVATION IMPOSSIBLE!

[velvet imp]

no jailbreak

just stay on that version

[velvet imp]

interesting critter

[muted shuttle]

hii

[velvet imp]

haiii

[hot creek]

meow

[surreal parrot]

Ok thank ? The new exploit darksword have a good news for my ios or no ?

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle friend

can u buy me some solder

im out

i have like a quarter inch piece left

[muted shuttle]

Hell no

Youre going to inhale that shit

[rotund glade]

What are you soldering

[hot creek]

PLEASE

[muted shuttle]

And be stupider than ever

[hot creek]

well duh

[hot creek]

Something cursed

[rotund glade]

Uh oh

[hot creek]

Buy me a fume extractor too twin

It gave me the hiccups

[thick tapir]

my dad used to eat solder 🥱

[muted shuttle]

is that why you're like this

sorry

[thick tapir]

well not eat just chew on it

only reason i know this is cuz of new years family chubbyemu watch party for the kid with lead blocks and my mom was clowning on the kid asking why he would eat stuff and i had to remind her that her husband is constantly chewing shit and he’s a grown man and then my dad just willingly confessed he used to chew solder from like 20-30 😭

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/nolifejordan69/status/2042417733774745868?s=46

NoLifeJordan 🇨🇦🌌🚀 (@NoLifeJordan69)

REID NO

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[vocal plinth]

Well we see the obvious results

[thick tapir]

lead poisoning isnt genetic bro

[vocal plinth]

Keep telling yourself that bro

Did they ever take you to an area to color with crayons away from the other kids?

[thick tapir]

no but they did that to 3 of my 4 siblings

[vocal plinth]

[polar python]

@hot creek Yo https://x.com/sawyermerritt/status/2042275064620425528?s=46

Sawyer Merritt (@SawyerMerritt)

NEWS: US Mobile has announced pricing for its bundled @Starlink home internet with its unlimited wireless plans.

Plans for new US Mobile customers:
• US Mobile Unlimited Plan, Starlink Residential 100 Mbps: $47/month
• US Mobile Unlimited Plan, Starlink Residential 200 Mbps:

X · Apr 9, 2026, 4:14 PM

[thick tapir]

i beat the odds

[vocal plinth]

I don’t believe that

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-believe-you-whatever-lies-gif-3602502

[thick tapir]

i do though

[vocal plinth]

you are gonna get fiber tho bitch

[polar python]

For him

[hot creek]

Oh shit unlimited data and home internet?

[thick tapir]

but in reality its more like 1 of my siblings is moderately autistic + adhd, 1 has mild adhd, and 1 is mildly autistic

and 2 of them have got depression so i kinda won my families genetic lottery if you think about it

[chilly bear]

and you have all of that combined

[vocal plinth]

Oh I forgor he broke

[hot creek]

It's not me being broke it's that I live in the middle of nowhere

[worthy garden]

Gm

@hot creek is it good

[desert cairn]

It's both

[velvet zenith]

hey

[desert cairn]

Hi

[hot creek]

Double mcchicken??1?1

Dude wtf

@polar python I sold my shekels

[polar python]

why

[hot creek]

Had to convert them to usd so i could cashapp my bum ass sister some mcdonalds money

[polar python]

fat fuck

[worthy garden]

Gotta grow my ass somehow

[hot creek]

@polar python

[worthy garden]

Who did

[velvet zenith]

@polar python Can you send me money

I have a us bank number now

[polar python]

get a job

[velvet zenith]

Sorry

[hot creek]

@polar python Lowkey can i have a dollar twin

It's for my nephew

He is skinny

[muted shuttle]

Is this your mom

[hot creek]

No that's my sister

[polar python]

tell him to get a job

[hot creek]

She lives like 50ft from mcdonalds so she takes my nephew there sometimes lol

[hot creek]

He's 3 😭

[compact cobalt]

guys i need help

[muted shuttle]

Me too

[compact cobalt]

why the fuck is it not working

[muted shuttle]

Have you tried flipping it over

[hot creek]

Maxine how do u get estrogen money without a job

Did you steal it

[muted shuttle]

Ways

[hot creek]

Yeah u stole it

[compact cobalt]

yes, didn’t work!

[hot creek]

😭

Tax fraud

I'm telling

[velvet imp]

Welp my monitor decided to fail on me

[chilly bear]

rip

[velvet imp]

I got it just a year ago

Man that cost me 200 dollars

I’m mad

[thick tapir]

they have fiber in the middle of nowhere now

[dense valve]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkDe2sXN/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[dense valve]

@muted shuttle

[thick tapir]

they have up to 7 gig here

town of sub 1k ppl btw

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/_danpar/status/2042236359788712322?s=46 every switch 1 owner looking at this video like

Daniel (@_danpar)

I've seen all I needed to see

QRT: NintendoAmerica
🍅🍅🫑🥦🥦🥦🎵

Did you catch all that? #RhythmHeavenGroove comes to #NintendoSwitch on July 2!

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why DO they keep the eshop ass on the switch 1

[formal hearth]

do yall think claude mythos/glasswing will kill jailbreak for good

[gilded rapids]

cows go moo

[velvet zenith]

Its already dead

[half compass]

Haram

[toxic whale]

bruh

is minecraft server down

[half compass]

yea

it was shut down by allah

allah as in shockbyte

[teal bramble]

its easter in 2 days

today is good friday

its raining

fr

[half compass]

Thanks

I didnt know

[teal bramble]

Now u do

[half compass]

I don’t celebrate easter

Im a follower of allah now

[teal bramble]

Wow

[toxic whale]

For good?

[half compass]

no i think they switched instances when maxine contacted support

from paper 1.21.11 to the fabric 26.1 server

[toxic whale]

The announcement channel says they switched back

[blazing mango]

damn why so fast

[half compass]

apparently

[ruby copper]

Didn't easter already happen last week????

Why is bro living in the past

[half compass]

Orthodox easter

[toxic whale]

o

[half compass]

MORON

[half compass]

wait are you not in the thread

@manic tulip erm

[thick tapir]

what does jt even mean for do people even celebrate easter what does that even mean thatys like if you were to celebrate the presidents day

[copper blade]

Hello

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkDdcHEu/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[ruby copper]

I celebrate easter cuz I like eggs

[half compass]

??????????????????

Crazy tiktok pull

[manic tulip]

Qhar

[half compass]

add him to the thread

[thick tapir]

i just eat easter chocolates

[thick tapir]

eggs and rabbit shaped objects composed of chocolate flavored solids

[half compass]

why did discord make it so that you can’t add people to threads unless you’re mod

[ruby copper]

its pretty useful

allows us to talk shit behind yalls backs in ono

Sorry

[manic tulip]

It’s a toggle in the options for the thread

[half compass]

wtf

was it always like that

[manic tulip]

Yes

[ruby copper]

im gonna make a mc mod and call it hydratemc

and to surviev you need to drink water every 5 minutes

[ashen basin]

I’m going to make a piracy tool and name it Maxine

[ruby copper]

goat

[half compass]

Rlcraft:

[ruby copper]

Ngl I have a few piracy tools on standby ready to release with a funny name to filter anything in rjb

I just haven't decided on a funny name yet

[ashen basin]

Pls name it someone in the server

[manic tulip]

Aaron.

[ashen basin]

It would be funny as fuck

Yes

[half compass]

“the”

[ashen basin]

yes

[half compass]

so it can’t be filtered

[ruby copper]

r

fr

elite filter bypass

[half compass]

or name it xrt

so my name gets filtered

[ruby copper]

@half compass @ashen basin @manic tulip It was 100 days ago.

Bro time flies holy shit

We're already like 1/4th into the new year

[half compass]

it only flies the first 6 months

then after it stops

wair

you can’t operate electrical devices on shabbath

what if you have a fridge

how would you eat

[teal bramble]

Orthodox

we use different calendars

[ruby copper]

gm

[teal bramble]

we use the julian calendar u guys use the gregorian calendar

[teal bramble]

gm

[half compass]

What rhe fuck is that

[ruby copper]

idk I watched a cookie run video for 50 seconds and got this decoration

[covert sable]

Alguien sabe cómo hacer jailbreak en iOS 18.7.4!?

Necesito ayuda lit 😭

[half compass]

buy this with my donation

It perfectly embodies you

[covert sable]

I need help

[teal bramble]

25 RON

@polar python Hey

Meanie

[covert sable]

Can jailbreak iOS 18.7.4 😂😭

[polar python]

dude wants 20k euros or something

[teal bramble]

20m

[half compass]

no

it says 24.99

[teal bramble]

i forgot 1 ban sorry

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkDRyobk/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[feral plank]

@half compass

[ruby copper]

@half compass wtfis gambian waterwell services

[half compass]

yes hello gambian waterwell services here

[ruby copper]

is this the new leaked cert

its not

wtf is it

[feral plank]

Uh would Kubuntu be a better option rather then fedora kde?

[half compass]

ubuntu is proprietary slop but idk

try it and see

[feral plank]

Hm alr

[ruby copper]

Use Arch Linux.

[feral plank]

Just thought it would be better cuz it’s basically fedora but more easy

[feral plank]

HELL no

I’m a beginner😭

[half compass]

“Easy” is so subjective

it has literally no meaning other than marketing

[ruby copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5W_PbQJvX4 @half compass @muted shuttle @manic tulip wtf

[half compass]

every mainstream distro is the same

[half compass]

Type of shit you would do on a faithful Friday morning

[idle citrus]

guys is there a way to block OTA completely for macs

dont want macOS Tahoe

[ruby copper]

just dont update

I don't think it auto updates if u turn it off

[idle citrus]

cant
They force

[ruby copper]

is it mdm or something

as in like does a company force it to update

[idle citrus]

neu
i use OCLP sooo the thing is if it updates itll break the thing

[polar python]

big and greedy

[ruby copper]

it shouldn't auto update without mdm on macos

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkDRkCWq/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[ruby copper]

i've never had it happen when I was on oclp for 2 years

never had it auto update

just turned off the setting

[half compass]

aren’t you rich or something

[idle citrus]

weird
Tbh i do wanna block updates coz i use this laptop with my dad too and i dont want him to update

[ruby copper]

No

[ruby copper]

Ohh

Just sinkhole gdmf.apple.com ngl

thats the update server

add it to /etc/hosts and point it to 127.0.0.1 or something

[ruby copper]

I started out on a mbp 2012

Updated to sonoma

slow af, but it worked

and from there I got enough donations to buy myself a m2 mba

I started from zero.

Unlike some other mfs here

[half compass]

you get that many donations?

😭

[ruby copper]

used to

now it kinda slowed down

ur donation was the first in like 3 months

[half compass]

no maxine donated too

[ruby copper]

true

[half compass]

like 2 weeks ago

[ruby copper]

true

[idle citrus]

this is also my first mac lol
i used to have a hackintosh but now i do own this 2015 MBP 13-inch

[ruby copper]

nice

[idle citrus]

Later down the road i do wanna get a 2019 or a apple silicon mac but this one does my job well already

[ruby copper]

if ur gonna get a new mac just get a cheap m1 macbook air

they're not that expensive anymore and really damn good

[half compass]

i wanna get an m3 or m4 mb air with way more ram and storage than i already have

cuz this SUCKS ass

it gets the job done but badly

[ruby copper]

get a m2 mba so ucan run linux

[half compass]

my humble SFR partition:

[ruby copper]

sfr?

[spark yacht]

The Mac gets hella under clocked if its battery is dead

[ruby copper]

Safe For Real

[ruby copper]

Ok so replace the battery

[spark yacht]

Without the under clock it's actually smooth

[ruby copper]

My mbp 2012 only had like 20 cycles when I got it

It now has 500 cycles

[half compass]

actually wtf does it stand for

[spark yacht]

Well not entirely smooth

It still hiccups occasionally

[half compass]

all i know is the r stands for recovery

[ruby copper]

Ohhh

So not my suggestion I said in dm

[spark yacht]

How did you get a 2012 laptop with 20 cycles?

[half compass]

that abbreviation applies to you

[ruby copper]

my grandpa bought it when it was new and just never used it lol

I got it as a gift for my birthday in 2022 iirc

[half compass]

my grandpa could NEVER use a laptop

[ruby copper]

it was pretty old at the time but it helped start my career

[half compass]

he locked his sim

by setting a sim passcode

like 2 weeks ago

[ruby copper]

lol

time for the puk code