general

[ruby copper]

I am fine I just need sleep probably

[bitter gazelle]

me too

[simple drift]

https://klipy.com/gifs/benjammins-no-ai

[ruby copper]

So I will be eeping in 30 min or so

[low mortar]

drink a lot of water if you can

slow sips though

[bitter gazelle]

[ruby copper]

Wait @low mortar I know what it reminds me of now

[low mortar]

the dizziness might get to you at some point

[fervent dove]

@ruby copper's timezone is Europe/Amsterdam 🇳🇱
It is currently 08:55 PM CEST

[half compass]

son

[ruby copper]

It reminds me of the time I fainted and had a headache the entire day after

It's that type of headache

[bitter gazelle]

ow

ive never had that happen

[half compass]

why did u faint

[simple drift]

he saw me

couldnt handle it

[ruby copper]

Blood tests

[low mortar]

I get migraines after fainting :/

[simple drift]

[half compass]

i didn tknow you were that ugly

[half compass]

what

[low mortar]

the temporary loss of blood to my dome gets to me

[simple drift]

other way round bucko

[ruby copper]

The blood tests itself were fine however my like blood pressure went down dramatically

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-square-root-mr-hands-gif-16143917602338911813

[ruby copper]

I stood up too quickly

And yeah

[gusty gulch]

fr

[half compass]

yea

[low mortar]

did you eat that morning

[half compass]

it happens*

[simple drift]

me when

[low mortar]

over 10% of people do

[simple drift]

ive passed out from standing up a few times

[gusty gulch]

that's just a rough estimate too. there's a ton of bodies under all the rubble

[ruby copper]

These have been my like 20th blood tests in my life tho and all the previous times I didn't faint

So idk what happened

[low mortar]

I frequently do, told my doctor this, and she gave me meds to lower my blood pressure

0_0

[ruby copper]

I have blood tests around every 6 months

[half compass]

it happened to me once

but i didnt fully faint

[gusty gulch]

they lost the ability to count deaths accurately

[half compass]

i went blind

and my ears started ringing

fun

[simple drift]

i get dizzy and my vision and sometimes hearing goes away like a good 10 times a week

[simple drift]

surely that would do the opposite of helping

[low mortar]

When I had awful palpitations and chest pains it was happening like every time I moved

[grizzled lily]

apparently they lost it since day 1

[simple drift]

from standing up*

[low mortar]

thats why I went to A&E twice, first time the pain was insane and I couldn't breathe, second time was bad pain couldnt breathe and passing out

[gusty gulch]

?

[grizzled lily]

where do you get your numbers?

[ruby copper]

@simple drift Good evening.

[simple drift]

good evening mineek

[half compass]

it must be lupus

[gusty gulch]

Israel has verified the numbers btw

[grizzled lily]

mind citing the source?

[low mortar]

a&e diagnosed me with ?heart arrhythmia and sent me hope

[half compass]

https://example.com

[rich dune]

@ruby copper @half compass @simple drift @low mortar gn

[half compass]

wow so it's never lupus

[grizzled lily]

...

[low mortar]

gn

[ruby copper]

@half compass @low mortar @rich dune @simple drift

[ruby copper]

Gn

[low mortar]

omg no way

[gusty gulch]

https://www.bmj.com/content/392/bmj.s239

[simple drift]

false

[half compass]

@spark gale FILTER BYPASS

[simple drift]

bro forgot

[ruby copper]

Not really

[rich dune]

true! 🔥

[half compass]

Okay say it

[ruby copper]

Geosnow

See

[half compass]

you are abusing your permissions

[ruby copper]

Nope

[simple drift]

filter

bypass

[gusty gulch]

https://www.timesofisrael.com/idf-believes-70000-gazans-killed-in-war-as-claimed-by-hamas/

[simple drift]

actually

[low mortar]

if I had a nickel for every time I forgot to take my inhaler in the morning I'd have so many nickels

I could buy this server

[simple drift]

why would you want to

[rich dune]

do it.

[simple drift]

please do tho

[rich dune]

buy rjb.

[ruby copper]

Overthrowing aaron

[low mortar]

it would make aaron even less relevant

[simple drift]

that would be peak

make rjb woke again

[ruby copper]

No

[simple drift]

rofl

[ruby copper]

Bad idea

[low mortar]

make it so queer people can say slurs

[grizzled lily]

i mean yeah mb i was wrong but also 70k is quite reasonable for a 2 year war

[simple drift]

free cam

[grizzled lily]

esp for a strip of land the size of vienna

[bitter gazelle]

happens to me too

when i stand up fast

[simple drift]

ok so how do i backup my watch then

[ruby copper]

iCloud backup

[simple drift]

how

[ruby copper]

Idk it just does it

[bitter gazelle]

why do u need it

[low mortar]

yeah

i never remember turning it on

[simple drift]

@storm herald how

[low mortar]

i dont even think you can turn it off

[gusty gulch]

you think 70k is reasonable for a war?

[bitter gazelle]

gork

[simple drift]

theyre part of the iphone backup

i cant

ok

from scratch ig

[low mortar]

crazy

but like

[grizzled lily]

for a war in a place the size of vienna of course it is...

[simple drift]

wiat

[grizzled lily]

also its not 70k civlians

[simple drift]

wait

[low mortar]

ive restored watch backups before with different iphones

[bitter gazelle]

@ruby copper i bought an iPhone SE 2020

[simple drift]

im not gonna lose my apple health data right

thats in icloud right

[ruby copper]

What iOS

[low mortar]

if you have that turned on yes

[bitter gazelle]

14.4

[grizzled lily]

most like half of them were militants

[ruby copper]

Yooo

[simple drift]

do i need arp

adp

[ruby copper]

W

[bitter gazelle]

wen untether

would be super cool

[ruby copper]

Already done

[bitter gazelle]

wait fr?

[pale snow]

Que

[bitter gazelle]

like released one?

[ruby copper]

No

[low mortar]

just go to Settings -> iCloud -> Saved to cloud

[bitter gazelle]

[simple drift]

i have a se3 on 16.1.1

[bitter gazelle]

epic version

[simple drift]

ill look

[simple drift]

no it has a really annoying bug with cropping screenshots

i wish it was 16.5

[bitter gazelle]

oh true

[bitter gazelle]

my mom has a 13 mini on 16.5

:)

[simple drift]

NEED

[bitter gazelle]

shes probably gonna update it

💔

apps are stopping to work

[simple drift]

my daily driver is a 13 mini on 26.3.1a

[polar python]

Just wait a second for the anim to finish 🥀 So impatient

[simple drift]

ill buy it

[ruby copper]

Sell it to some autist for 2x as much as retail value

Then buy a new phone from that money

[simple drift]

no bro no

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Hello ewaste for sale

[simple drift]

i hate it

[bitter gazelle]

no i want it for myself LOL

[simple drift]

yea me

sell it to me

[bitter gazelle]

how much is a 13 mini 128gb

its in mint condition

[simple drift]

200 dollar

250

[bitter gazelle]

86% battery

[simple drift]

maybe

[simple drift]

250 dollar

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319409771991924807/1487790601587134614/bullshit.gif

[gusty gulch]

you're just parading Israeli propaganda

[bitter gazelle]

ok 500

[simple drift]

i could get a 15 pro

[gusty gulch]

you didn't believe it and when I showed you proof you pivot to something else

[bitter gazelle]

i dont think she wants to sell it

[gusty gulch]

nothing I send it say will change your mind

[grizzled lily]

okay mister big words lets hear your numbers

[bitter gazelle]

@simple drift honestly could import a 13 mini on 16.x from china

[gusty gulch]

the evidence is all out there

[simple drift]

goofish method

[grizzled lily]

evidence by who

[simple drift]

true

[gusty gulch]

my numbers?

[bitter gazelle]

yes yes

[ruby copper]

@gusty gulch @bitter gazelle @simple drift @half compass gn

[grizzled lily]

numbers you believe

[bitter gazelle]

lets see

[simple drift]

china has dual sim also

[bitter gazelle]

gn oomf !! sleep well

[gusty gulch]

way more than 70k

[simple drift]

gn

[grizzled lily]

i asked for militants to civilains ratio

[rich dune]

gn

[grizzled lily]

yo

[half compass]

buddy is going to sleep at 9 pm

same time as my grandmothers chickens

[gusty gulch]

when you realize Israel labels all Palestinian males over 14 as militants than you realize they're lying

[ruby copper]

Because I have a terrible headache bro

Amy said sleeping would fix me

[half compass]

paracetamol

[simple drift]

ibuprofen so much better

[ashen basin]

gm

[grizzled lily]

they factually don't tho... you are just repeating propoganda yourself

[gusty gulch]

they do

yes

[half compass]

yea maybe if your liver doesn't work properly

[outer adder]

Bruh

[half compass]

my liver is good as new

[simple drift]

im basically an alcoholic so

[grizzled lily]

they don't tho...

if a 14 year old shoots at an idf soldier then sure he is but not automatically turning 14 makes you a target

[simple drift]

how tf do i get a current iphone in dfu mode wait

[bitter gazelle]

@simple drift hmmmmmmmmm

[simple drift]

!t dfu

[fervent dove]

dfu

DFU (Device Firmware Upgrade) mode is a mode which allows a device in any condition to be restored to a fresh version of iOS (not to be confused with Recovery Mode). This can also be used to jailbreak using checkra1n and palera1n!

For how to restore in DFU mode, see /tag dfurestore

Added by eric#1997 | Used 1,642 times · Dec 21, 2020, 11:21 PM

[simple drift]

ios 15 is useless tho

need 16

[half compass]

hold power button while singing cpr by cupcake

[bitter gazelle]

how so

[half compass]

it detects your voice

[simple drift]

😭

[simple drift]

app support

[outer adder]

@arctic field where you from m8

[simple drift]

tbh 17.2.1 would be best

or

actually

no

[bitter gazelle]

ah

[simple drift]

idgaf about jailbreaking

[half compass]

.3.1

[simple drift]

get me a 13 mini on

latest ios 17

17.7.x or whatever it is

[bitter gazelle]

my dad has ios 17.7 13 pro

[outer adder]

And did you ever been in Palestine?

[grizzled lily]

wait you are right im stupid. he could just accidently be holding a rifle and shooting at soldiers. im sorry for being so blind

[half compass]

do you like men by any chance

[outer adder]

Or all you know is from social media

[grizzled lily]

mistakes happpen

[bitter gazelle]

no

[simple drift]

no correlation

yes

why

[grizzled lily]

have you ever been*

[bitter gazelle]

WHAT

[half compass]

that explains why you like 17.7

[bitter gazelle]

who would willingly do that

[simple drift]

i cant help my sexual orientation cro

[simple drift]

does it

[half compass]

yea

[bitter gazelle]

😭

[simple drift]

i like the old control centre

[gusty gulch]

no they don't shoot they throw rocks at tanks and Israel imprisoned minors for that

[half compass]

all men likers like 17.7

[bitter gazelle]

same

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/984465322662838333/1242157248600346745/1187728222700441691.gif

[half compass]

i hate men

[outer adder]

And you ever been in Palestine?

[simple drift]

lie

[grizzled lily]

first of all they throw rocks at soldiers and rocks could actually kill people. idk about imprisonment tho but it is kinda justified

[gusty gulch]

no I don't want to get bombed by Israel

[half compass]

oops

[muted shuttle]

EWASTE

[half compass]

sorry wrong account

[gusty gulch]

omg IDF soldiers with rifles and tanks are afraid of children with rocks

be so ffr

[grizzled lily]

possibly mate

[outer adder]

You can come to Isreal and get bombed and raped by hamas lol

[gusty gulch]

why are all zionists obsessed with rape

[smoky torrent]

❓

[grizzled lily]

?????? a rock can kill a person fym.

[bitter gazelle]

sure bro sure

[bitter gazelle]

fr

[gusty gulch]

that's a crazy sentence lol

[grizzled lily]

read his message to the end bud

[outer adder]

We’re not lol

[bitter gazelle]

@simple drift @muted shuttle i have so much ewaste

[gusty gulch]

it tells a lot that the first thing you think of is rape

[simple drift]

this is what i want

[muted shuttle]

i love ewaste

[simple drift]

17.7.2

[outer adder]

Hamas are probably

[simple drift]

same

[bitter gazelle]

why

[grizzled lily]

it tells a lot you only read the first few words

[simple drift]

i need to get rid

[simple drift]

latest ios 17

[grizzled lily]

YO WHERE IS THIS GANG WE ARE ALL BUYING THIS

[bitter gazelle]

damn

[gusty gulch]

you mena them wishing I was raped by Hamas?

[simple drift]

i dont even remember using ios 18

[bitter gazelle]

i have ipad pro m2 on 18.5

not rare

[half compass]

all you need to do is tap in

[simple drift]

i genuinely have memory loss

[grizzled lily]

no i mean you making assumptions before reading to the end

[half compass]

i hate moids

[rich dune]

@grok tap in

[half compass]

im a proud FOID!

[simple drift]

i dont remember anything before september

[bitter gazelle]

im so pissed that i lost 18.0.1 on my 16 pro......

[gusty gulch]

the end being raped by Hamas?

[outer adder]

So you agree that hamas are rapist

[tawny harness]

any cheap apple dev acc price

[gusty gulch]

how do you interpret the sentence

[grizzled lily]

you said israelis are obsessed even tho its clear he was refrencing the rape done by hamas on oct 7th

[bitter gazelle]

not here

[simple drift]

i had my 13 mini on 18 when i got it but i updated to 26 to use my watch with it

[bitter gazelle]

guh

[grizzled lily]

see comrade i believed in you

[gusty gulch]

Israelis are rapist

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[simple drift]

what is this

[grizzled lily]

how so?

[muted shuttle]

some location spoofer

[outer adder]

Prove me

[gusty gulch]

source for rape done on October 7th

[simple drift]

sus

[versed sun]

I don’t even own a Apple Watch

[gusty gulch]

I have proof of Israelis being rapist

[grizzled lily]

for sure gimme a sec

[half compass]

both of them are terrorists

[muted shuttle]

not for anything suspicious i'm just Pranking

[tawny harness]

isn't this politics 😭

[carmine elk]

not all of them

[half compass]

one is definitely worse than the other

tho

[carmine elk]

stop blaming the Jews

[gusty gulch]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/12/israeli-military-top-lawyer-drops-charges-soldiers-palestinian-detainee-abuse-gaza

[simple drift]

i dont have the mental energy to understand these instructions

[outer adder]

I can send you a telegram channel with all the evidence lol

[grizzled lily]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1mz8gxzg82o

[bitter gazelle]

israelis

[versed sun]

What happens if someone steals your Apple Watch

[bitter gazelle]

oh my God you people are insufferable

[versed sun]

And devices

[gusty gulch]

the telegram channel that was proven to be propaganda?

[spark gale]

please move this to DMs

[bitter gazelle]

auto locks

due to wrist sensor

[spark gale]

move this to dms @grizzled lily

[outer adder]

Like Gaza now?

[gusty gulch]

not all Jews are israeli

[simple drift]

mf deleted the message

[half compass]

volume up volume down hold power button until screen shuts off then press power and volume down for 5 seconds

[carmine elk]

hei Aaron

[grizzled lily]

yes sir

[versed sun]

You put it back on?

[half compass]

then release power button

hope this helps!

[gusty gulch]

I'm done

[simple drift]

@spark gale hi

[spark gale]

im gonna start muting if anyone continues from this message forward.

[bitter gazelle]

"enter passcode"

[versed sun]

Everyone active in general?

[gusty gulch]

do you wanna see a baby praying mantis

[simple drift]

too much volume

[bitter gazelle]

bro shut up

[spark gale]

yes

[outer adder]

@gusty gulch where you from?

[gusty gulch]

California

[bitter gazelle]

awwww omg

[half compass]

im not loud i swear

[outer adder]

Bc you know nothing about this

[simple drift]

oh my god its so tiny

woah

[spark gale]

awww

[bitter gazelle]

it didnt reply ffs

but its so cute

[gusty gulch]

it crawled on my pants

apparently they're rare to see cause they blend in

[bitter gazelle]

who wanna see my kitty

[simple drift]

yes

[tawny harness]

so no place to get cheap developer certificates, damn

[carmine elk]

press the plus icon

[muted shuttle]

Xcode is trying to install Apple software.

[simple drift]

oh signing certs

i would send links but aaron is here

[simple drift]

it does that

[half compass]

what did the polish cow signing service do

[tawny harness]

yeah

to avoid having to resideload every 7 days

[half compass]

i dont know the lore too well

[simple drift]

i still have a krva cert

[carmine elk]

prob bc Xcode is made by apple

[bitter gazelle]

i would but my iphone 16 pro is refusing to load discord

[half compass]

but what did they do

[gusty gulch]

@spark gale I also saw a bee

[spark gale]

oh no

[simple drift]

according to wsf they doxxed their customers

[spark gale]

i dont like bees

[gusty gulch]

omw to become an animal fairy

[gusty gulch]

she was chilling pollinating

[simple drift]

specified 16 pro

[half compass]

how

payment details?

[muted shuttle]

Copying shared cache symbols from Xbox 720 (19% completed)

[spark gale]

can you make the bee sting @frosty grail

[simple drift]

idk look in the wsf server

[bitter gazelle]

yes because its a new iphone

[gusty gulch]

all the moderators?

[spark gale]

no

that is hdml

[half compass]

send in dms

[gusty gulch]

no the bee will die

[bitter gazelle]

it should work fine

why are my messages taking ages to send wtf

[simple drift]

im banned from the wsf server i cant

wait

one sec

[muted shuttle]

If it was all moderators i would prevent this from happening.

[spark gale]

a good sacrafice

[carmine elk]

oh jiix

[frosty grail]

who am i making the bee sting

[bitter gazelle]

aww

[spark gale]

you are the one getting stung

[gusty gulch]

we getting zan kou for lunch

[muted shuttle]

Nvm im not preventing shit

[gusty gulch]

I'm excited

[gusty gulch]

lol

[frosty grail]

eliminate yourself (eys)

[gusty gulch]

mods filter bypass

[muted shuttle]

Xcode skipped from 66% to 68%

Did they know ?

[rich dune]

@frosty grail hi!

[muted shuttle]

Copying shared cache symbols from Xbox 720 (78% completed)

[polar python]

Xcode skipped from 66% to 68%

[bitter gazelle]

Tung tung sahur

[muted shuttle]

Who wants my udid

[bitter gazelle]

not me

[simple drift]

@dense valve what did krva do again

[gusty gulch]

she u on my did

[polar python]

Ok

Is that piracy now

[fervent dove]

It was 67 days ago. deleted a message

Kravasign when they have to do their job and give people their certs challenge

Message ID: 1488619384132997246 · Mar 31, 2026, 7:21 PM

[polar python]

Based

[rich dune]

@frosty grail

[bitter gazelle]

😭

[simple drift]

@polar python oh yeah i forgot they just didnt give people certs

@half compass thats another thing for like months they just didnt give any certs out

[half compass]

ohhhhh

[split nimbus]

https://x.com/triggerhappyv1/status/2039010500160221350

Crime Net (@TRIGGERHAPPYV1)

Russia’s $1,100 fine imposed on Twitch in 2022 doubles every week. The current amount fine is:

$863,101,488,615,668,605,027,421,045,691,054,132,214,073,873,613,804,745,523,200

Next week, this number will double as well

X · Mar 31, 2026, 4:02 PM

[edgy flame]

hii

[split nimbus]

WHAT

[split nimbus]

hi

[edgy flame]

getting a x20 old iphones lot

hehe

[tawny harness]

hi owner wavey

[ashen basin]

Pocket change

[wicked surge]

@split nimbus Please make cat meme's great again, thanks

popcat

[ashen basin]

Mario galaxy reviews are ass

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/drooling-kitty-drooling-cute-kitty-tongue-out-cat-drooling-cat-gif-7404419385556307556

[ashen basin]

Who would have thought

The first movie sucked too lol

Wish they’d actually decide on a proper plot rather than just throwing a bunch of shit together and hoping for the best

[simple drift]

so many hoes up in my dms @half compass

[tawny harness]

where do you guys get dev certificates for cheap

[simple drift]

arcticsign or flarestore

are like the only trustworthy places

rn

[gusty gulch]

@frosty grail @spark gale @gilded rapids

[half compass]

i thought we were hooking up

[muted shuttle]

?

[half compass]

why did you betray me like this

[gilded rapids]

oooo

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-run-gif-8421886546433885432

i have failed to get my phone into dfu mode 3 times in a row

oh my god bruh

[bitter gazelle]

flarestore is three bucks????????

imma get that shit

[simple drift]

yes

[muted shuttle]

dumbass 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[bitter gazelle]

oooo

[simple drift]

no

rude

[muted shuttle]

sorrgy

[simple drift]

@low mortar i’m ok i think

[split nimbus]

[low mortar]

She sounds like Miku

[simple drift]

rofl

[cursive garden]

Here we go again

[worthy quail]

chat muffinbreak 4.0 release today iphoneos 1 to ios 37 jailbreaks all devices

[simple drift]

wait

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Hey can I react with something

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Ty for maxinebreak ios 26.4 beta! Everyone dm maxine to beta test the jb

[simple drift]

this is the first time ive been here for a april fools day

im scared

[ashen basin]

Bro thinks anyone cares enough to post a fake jb for April fools 😭

[spice dove]

One of these days someone is going to release a new jailbreak on April 1st..

[exotic thistle]

time to drop neptunespl0it iso 18 untether

[agile sun]

its not april fools yet you fool

[pale mountain]

Guys jailbreak is getting an update tommorow

[empty pollen]

At the moment, has anything been released for ios 18.6.2?

[agile sun]

[exotic thistle]

its tame its boring

[empty pollen]

At the moment, has anything been released for ios 18.6.2?

[exotic thistle]

no one does anything

[torn fossil]

new jailbreak called super duper awesome ishowspeed jailbreak for iOS -58

[polar python]

At the moment, has anything been released for ios 18.6.2?

[exotic thistle]

no

[spark yacht]

Waht happyn???

[simple drift]

good i hate april fools day

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[exotic thistle]

i saw it on reddit before its happened

[simple drift]

politics

[exotic thistle]

but recently nah

[muted shuttle]

aaron ignored me.

The usual.

He doesnt like me.

[upbeat silo]

new jailbreak released 100% real no virus no cancer!

[exotic thistle]

bad, april fools is aura

[split nimbus]

@spark gale hi pls add the fake ping to the server icon

[pale mountain]

Real I saw it

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-trump-kat-meow-gif-7676659

[ashen basin]

NOOO let’s get creative this year pls

[exotic thistle]

saygexploit droppin tmrw

[spark yacht]

I literally don't get it

[simple drift]

I FUCKED UP DFU FOR THE FOURTH TIME BRUH

[wispy halo]

Hi guys

[exotic thistle]

its the day to troll ragebait and annoy

[alpine chasm]

It's a tradition

[exotic thistle]

whats there not to get

[upbeat parcel]

#announcements message

Nice April fools joke aaron

[split nimbus]

hi

[midnight granite]

I will be posting a fake jailbreak tomorrow. Consider this your warning.

[ashen basin]

Traditions are meant to be broken

[tawny harness]

wait do ppl actually pull pranks on april fools

[dark basin]

Guys I just found a new jailbreak for every single iPhone ever created.

[split nimbus]

Tomorrow is April Fools Day which means its time for my yearly announcement:

Anyone found to be posting fake jailbreak releases as a joke whether its here on Discord or on the subreddit, will be immediately banned. Consider this your warning.

In the unlikely event a real jailbreak does drop, it will be posted in this channel and pinned on the subreddit. @everyone

[upbeat silo]

no fucking shit sherlock

[quartz moat]

is skibibi tech the antichrist lol i just got warned for trying to say his name

[exotic thistle]

lets make it like 2 fake pings instead of 1 this year

[worthy quail]

i would absolutely love to but i didnt consider it in time and now its too late

[quartz moat]

he who shall not be named ig

[spark sluice]

iPhone Fold jailbreak real

[wicked surge]

thank goodness im not a fool

[gusty hedge]

YEAAAA

[agile sun]

insert [[discord server owners coming out of hibernation on april 1st to edit a shitty ping notification onto the server icon]] meme

[half compass]

wtf is that

wait

[exotic thistle]

chatgpt it

[tawny harness]

Idk bitch, I'm not from the u.s.a so idfk if ppl actually do it

[alpine chasm]

Us at staff have been bearing this cross for like 3 days already

[half compass]

oh yea

he absolutely is

[quartz moat]

the guy who all the jailbreak ios 18 kids love

[simple drift]

5th dfu fail bruh

[half compass]

i forgot who he was

for like

[exotic thistle]

invite me to that server

[midnight granite]

I will be posting a fake jailbreak tomorrow. Consider this your warning.

[half compass]

a few seconds

[quartz moat]

respect 🫡

[gusty hedge]

Nice leak idiot

[spark sluice]

dfu playing aprils fools pranks

[split nimbus]

wtf its habib

[versed pike]

Hi

[gusty hedge]

Hellowwww)))

[alpine chasm]

Sue me

[split nimbus]

slim active again???

[gusty hedge]

Ok

I will

[gusty hedge]

I make the bot

The robot

[cedar apex]

April fools!

[split nimbus]

new bot??

[midnight granite]

<@&355174844205367317> I will be posting a fake jailbreak tomorrow. Consider this your warning.

[exotic thistle]

make bloo imstead

[tepid ermine]

april isnt for fools

[ashen basin]

Mf updates the icon for April fools but yall are still trapped in macOS Mojave

[exotic thistle]

gir stinks

[half compass]

me too

[gusty hedge]

Gir.net

[simple drift]

i have officially hit rock bottom

[gusty hedge]

No

[muted shuttle]

thanks

[tawny harness]

LMAO

[gusty hedge]

Sorry

[copper pelican]

Omg new ios 9000 jailbreak

[half compass]

yea but that doesn't count

[midnight granite]

ok im sorry maxine

[tawny harness]

Is dxsign good?

[half compass]

we already knew you guys are useless

[muted shuttle]

Aaron hates the staff team thats why he pinged everyone

[half compass]

they seem like obnoxious assholes

[midnight granite]

-# this doesnt change my plan tho

[split nimbus]

404 - Page Not Found
Didn't find what you were looking for?

Oops! The page you requested could not be found. Try visiting the homepage

[copper pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-rose-tiktok-instagram-if-you-mash-strawberries-what-is-this-reaction-bro-gif-10197800238300654593

[quartz moat]

mmmm yeah guys i just got informed that the ios 69 jailbreak got released on the “tung tung tech” channel using bloopstore to invade the kernel using advanced tech and accessing the terminal before hacking into the mainframe and disabling the firewall to carefully unclip the bootstrap button by button, all you have to do is like watch 3 ads trust

this is huge news

[tawny harness]

so what should I use to sideload apps without having to pay 99$ to apple

[quartz moat]

for the skids

[simple drift]

dfu fail number 6

im going to crash out

[opaque tapir]

Guys I broke out of jail just now, can I crash with anyone?

[tawny harness]

new jailbreak known as hhhhhhhhhhhhjjjjjjjjjibbbbbnnnnnmmmmmyglok,hjbugk ioñlhyubk,jkoilhyub k for ios 6769420lowtaperfade

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319409771991924807/1487790601587134614/bullshit.gif

[quartz moat]

are you in jailbreak limbo

[alpine chasm]

Anything is better than Tahoe

[simple drift]

no im trying to restore my daily driver

[quartz moat]

i want a bullshit man

[simple drift]

mf stole my gif

[ashen basin]

but yall are ta hoes

[quartz moat]

what eldritch tongues…

[tawny harness]

so what do I use to sideload for cheap

[vocal plinth]

As he should especially you

[quartz moat]

slopsign

or esign

i guess

if you want xi jingping to know where you live

or sidestore

that works too

uhh sideloadly

blahblahblah

[tawny harness]

ios 26

[quartz moat]

some bullshit

[quartz moat]

yeah those work on ios 26?

[simple drift]

get a cert from flarestore

[tawny harness]

oh

didn't know esign worked

[scarlet nymph]

@spark gale you can make the most godly april fools prank in r/jailbreak history lmfao

[quartz moat]

“works” in air quotes

[simple drift]

you need a cert for esign and its spyware

use feather with a real cert

or

sidestore

for free

[quartz moat]

sidestore is def the best

[tawny harness]

does sidestore work on ios 26

[simple drift]

dont update to 26.4

[quartz moat]

free and doesnt revoke spontaneously

[tawny harness]

It's on 26.3

[scarlet nymph]

what about sideloadly?

[simple drift]

26.3.1 is fine

[tawny harness]

ok

[scarlet nymph]

why

[tawny harness]

so I keep it on ios 26.3?

[simple drift]

works the same way as sidestore but you need a pc all the time

[simple drift]

yea

[quartz moat]

if you like hacking into the mainframe and accessing the firewall (connecting your phone to usb) then yeah

[simple drift]

https://sidestore.io @tawny harness

[scarlet nymph]

lol

[quartz moat]

iloader sucked the fun out of the provess

[scarlet nymph]

im on ios 26.2 i dont think theres any tweaks

[quartz moat]

? tweaks for what?

guys vote kfc let him enjoy some chicken

[tawny harness]

thanks

[scarlet nymph]

customisational tweaks

[quartz moat]

hahahahhaaaa lowk

lowk

youre cooked

[scarlet nymph]

?

[quartz moat]

you CANR

[scarlet nymph]

yeah no shit

dumbass

[quartz moat]

YOU CANT DO SHIIIIIIIIT

[quartz moat]

🙂

[scarlet nymph]

i dont need to lol

[alpine chasm]

I'm sorry. Where's pizza. Where's the OG stib

[split nimbus]

@quartz moat @scarlet nymph dont forget to vote in the poll!!!!

[neat cargo]

How long has it been since i was here...

[quartz moat]

i did

[split nimbus]

i had pizza yesterdau ,

[quartz moat]

again again again

whats wrong with more pizza

pizza is always good

[split nimbus]

may be true ..

[quartz moat]

crickets

tumbleweed even

[split nimbus]

@spark gale u didn’t vote in the poll

[spark gale]

what poll

[split nimbus]

see the reply

[quartz moat]

oh my god its john jailbreak

[spark gale]

ah

[quartz moat]

give me your hair

[spark gale]

well stib can i make another choice

[simple drift]

finally

[split nimbus]

yes perhaps..

[spark gale]

option 5 - pizza

[split nimbus]

u are a feeder

[exotic thistle]

aaron can u paypal me 500$ for doordash

[quartz moat]

i personally hope it somehow breaks

[tawny harness]

damn there's no uyou++ for atv

[split nimbus]

[quartz moat]

i want you to suffer

[split nimbus]

yall want me fat.

[spark gale]

[split nimbus]

choose a better ( more healthy )

Option.

[spark gale]

no

[quartz moat]

single basil

[split nimbus]

kfc has protein for example ,

[split nimbus]

what is this.

[exotic thistle]

basil is a herb

[short ether]

iphone 7 can now be upgraded to ios 26 beta 1 with the new checkra1n jailbreak!

[quartz moat]

single basil leaf yum yum healthy

[exotic thistle]

single means 1

[short ether]

april fools

[split nimbus]

ooo

basil ..

[short ether]

buy the 17 pro max gng

[exotic thistle]

whatre u sayin

[quartz moat]

deadass bro?

[short ether]

this is discord

half the shit isnt serious

[quartz moat]

no i mean

wasnt that against the rules

[short ether]

i mean jailbreaks don’t upgrade ios versions

[exotic thistle]

woah no toxicity

[short ether]

i use android

[quartz moat]

buh

[exotic thistle]

@muted shuttle handle this

[short ether]

im only here cuz i have an ipad

[quartz moat]

[quartz moat]

just cut it in half two iphones

theres a jailbreak for that

[split nimbus]

[brazen dome]

they gonna release ipad OS 26 for the ipad air 1st generation on april fools trust me

[short ether]

ios 27 beta for the ipod touch 7 when

[brazen dome]

soon

[short ether]

🥹

[quartz moat]

GUYYYYYYYYSSSS HUUUUUGEEEE NEWS THEY JUST RELEASED THE JAILBREAK FOR IOS 67 AND THE WAY IT WORKS IS: WATCH 3 ADS TO DOWNLOAD THE BOOTSTRAP UNLOCKER!!!!!!!!!

[short ether]

we NEED the ipod touch 8

idc if its gonna be $300

[mild creek]

Chaps ios 7.9.2 released for the iphone 2.5g

[brazen dome]

i converted my iphone 11 into an ipad!

[quartz moat]

fym did you give it ipad estrogen

isnt the point of an ipad that its bigger

did you weld two iphones together

[short ether]

i added touchscreen to my macbook pro m5

🔥

[brazen dome]

yes i gave my phone estrogen

[quartz moat]

pass a tablet cuh

[short ether]

if they actually did ts then the ipad is cooked

[mild creek]

peak

did you install macos taoerheoe 382.4.6 on it

[short ether]

nah

[quartz moat]

okay but why

the question is always why when jailbreaking

why are you doing it

[mellow zephyr]

W @spark gale for warning and also W for being great mod

[mild creek]

damn

lowk idont understand this rule

[short ether]

but i installed ios 67 skibid toilet bunker edition

[mild creek]

Tuff

[split nimbus]

didnt maxine warn

[quartz moat]

give me your kernel

[primal peak]

Releasing a jailbreak on April Fools would be hilarious

[short ether]

🌽

[quartz moat]

give me your SEED

[mild creek]

aarons gonna be PISSED

[short ether]

🌱

[ashen basin]

Didn’t a jb release on Christmas one year 😭😭

[quartz moat]

🤤

[split nimbus]

[mild creek]

does ios 6.0.1 shsh blob grow on trees

[mellow zephyr]

Aaron was the one who posted it in anouncements

[chrome peak]

tomorrow i will NOT be launching a jailbreak so please do not check in general

[short ether]

m5 ultra when

[mild creek]

no matter what time it is you will always get a wen eta

[short ether]

64tb ssd
1tb ram 🥹

[quartz moat]

i want to eat a shsh blob it sounds like a delectable water-ballon type delicacy that has thin elastic sugary skin with different kinds of fruit flavored juice inside that burst inside your mouth when you bite into the sugary skin

[chrome peak]

eta wen

[quartz moat]

one can only dream

[mild creek]

this shit could render the observable universe in blender on full detail

[quartz moat]

topology gore!?!?!

[mild creek]

mmmm yes, tastes like ios 6.0.1

[chrome peak]

https://tenor.com/view/lucien-lachance-oblivion-dark-brotherhood-cyrodiil-gif-25826880

[short ether]

nasa can probably see the fucking angels with that shit

[quartz moat]

they can finally find the ios 18 jailbreak 🥹

[short ether]

they can finally discover the odds of me finding a girlfriend 🥹

[mild creek]

jailbreak

[quartz moat]

0

[mild creek]

the odds of me finding the meaning of life

also 0

[quartz moat]

i deadass dreamt that the ios 18 jailbreak got released and when i woke up i started crying

[ashen basin]

That’s generous

[quartz moat]

shut up you invader zim thing

[mild creek]

ios 82 jailbreak

[ashen basin]

Crying over a jb 😭

[quartz moat]

how would you feel if you dreamt that your dead family was revived and you had tons of fun and then you woke up.

[mild creek]

i dreamt that i got a psp

and a new bike

[chrome peak]

boob

s

[mild creek]

then i woke up

[muted shuttle]

boob

s

[mild creek]

i actually wept bro

[quartz moat]

rad where did you ride it

[mild creek]

unirconically

[mild creek]

my bum ass didnt cro

[quartz moat]

shakesphere calm down

[mild creek]

💔 💔

[quartz moat]

“weep”

[mild creek]

it was MONDAY

im not jokeing

[quartz moat]

i would lowk just slime myself out

[mild creek]

ong

[chrome peak]

what the fuck does that mean

[mild creek]

what

[chrome peak]

slime myself out

get off my lawn

[quartz moat]

sliming yourself you cover yourself in nickolodeon goo

[mild creek]

slime someone out means to kill someone

[quartz moat]

and run around screaming gletch glotch

[mild creek]

goop

[gusty gulch]

are you comparing jailbreak to your family dying

[quartz moat]

yes

[mild creek]

also yall heard bout the new ios 26.5 dev beta 1 jailbreak called sybaura1n

[gusty gulch]

y'all are insane

[quartz moat]

i would genuinely tear out my testicles and eat them if it meant a new jailbreak got released man you underestimate my resolve

i NEED it

i NEED filza

[mild creek]

de-dihing yourself crazy schlawg

[quartz moat]

have you ever gotten your personal info sent to xi jingping and mao zeddong while using esign with your life on the line while having a BUNCH of spyware in your device?

well, heh

this is called DARK ESIGN PSYCHOLOGY

now in DARK ESIGN PSYCHOLOGY

youll realize that the esign is dark

and when you sideload using it

the ipa data travels all the way up your brain and when it reaches your membrane

something changes

you start to see people as IPAS

IPAS waiting to be signed

and youll realize that youre somewhere very dee

DEEP

somewhere you dont wanna be

…

SKIBIBI TECH CHANNEL!!!

[rotund glade]

https://tenor.com/view/ahem-shit-loser-seriously-gif-5731140

[mild creek]

dark tree you tools psychology

[quartz moat]

thanks for listening to my ted talk guys

[quartz moat]

tree you tools is my goat 🥹

[mild creek]

as soon u said that aaron went online

[quartz moat]

the prowler

[carmine elk]

I fucking love dark reign ipshycologu

[next dome]

its not fair 😭😭😭😭

[quartz moat]

I LOVED HER

[next dome]

its april fools

[carmine elk]

mods filter bypass

[smoky torrent]

❓

[next dome]

WHY MUST WE NOT

MAKE UP FAKE JAILBREAKS

[smoky torrent]

Reddit

[quartz moat]

did you run up to teacher and tell them that jerry ran in the hallway when you were a child

[mild creek]

Cant be lighthearted on a day thats celebrated for lighthearted bullshit

Man

[quartz moat]

you egg

NO FUN ALLOWED

[severe fable]

#announcements message To avoid getting banned should I post it today instead?

[short ether]

the chances of you getting killed by a burning m5 max laptop battery while also being rammed by an suv with a flying cow is never 0

but getting a gf is 0?

[mild creek]

goonra1n for ios -78.4 dev beta 1e84

[short ether]

mobile users

[carmine elk]

WHAT DO U FUCKING MEAN I FANNOT SAY SKIPPITY TECH

[short ether]

goonOS 27
features no-bust mode
powered by M6 Super Ti Ultra

[mild creek]

WHAT

[desert cairn]

what is wrong with you people

[short ether]

its discord

the number 1 rule is to have fun using it

[chrome peak]

https://tenor.com/view/brown-recluse-fella-gif-24168914

[severe fable]

No it’s Tuesday

[polar python]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G71g1f3XUAAvYx3.gif

[gusty hedge]

Sorry

[mild creek]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1037151150853607525/1211059899723943976/frames.gif

Why cant yu say skibidii tech

Wtf

[lusty scroll]

B-baka!!

[gusty hedge]

https://github.com/DiscordGIR/gir.net 🔥

[chrome peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688121419980341282/984499700440920125/Image.gif

[untold helm]

There is a YouTube tweak for atv tho

[desert cairn]

Die

it shouldve been typescript

[gusty hedge]

🔥

Djs sucks

Worst library ever

[polar python]

DISCORD GIR IS SAFE FROM ALL SUPPLY CHAIN ATTACKS 🗣️

[gusty hedge]

YUPPPPPPP

[desert cairn]

gir is vibe coded in the big 26

[tawny harness]

yeah but there's no jailbreak for atv os 26.3

[thick tapir]

i got 2 phones

[desert cairn]

Oopsie! Re-roll tokens and move to .env 😉

[polar python]

😉

[tawny harness]

one for the plug and one for the load

[gusty hedge]

I fucked up

[gilded rapids]

hello

[split nimbus]

gir is vibecoded?????

[gusty hedge]

I think I just asked it how I would choose which configuration to use if I was using Docker it just made that

[umbral crest]

you can just search for idiots bragging they got a new credit card and tweeting a photo of their whole ass card

[crystal jolt]

can a iph without battery turn on?

[polar python]

claude will find a filter bypass

[umbral crest]

I think with a hard-wired power source it will turn on, and a minute later it will realize the battery controller is not responding and shut down again

[thick tapir]

galaxy a03 💀

[gusty hedge]

No

[ashen basin]

Hi

[polar python]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith When searching for work, you may come across fake job postings or be contacted by recruitment impersonators. These job offers typically advertise the ability to make money working from home with little time or effort needed. Common employment scams include package reshipping, mystery shopping and online assistant roles.

[coarse ginkgo]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith When searching for work, you may come across fake job postings or be contacted by recruitment impersonators. These job offers typically advertise the ability to make money working from home with little time or effort needed. Common employment scams include package reshipping, mystery shopping and online assistant roles.

[gusty hedge]

Truly

[crystal jolt]

jb ipod is so fun lol

[tawny harness]

does sidestore work on apple tv?

[coarse ginkgo]

its not, even claude wouldnt make synchronous db for a server this size

[polar python]

sideloadly does iirc

[polar python]

Kindly create a ticket to relay your issues with the Admin

[coarse ginkgo]

word

@muted shuttle read modmail

[split nimbus]

u also working on it???

[muted shuttle]

Is something supposed to be there

[coarse ginkgo]

i did like 2 commits iirc

both useless

goal was just to get on the contributors tab

[polar python]

Ok

Claude, remove ts guys commits.

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/meriostar_64/status/2039047199342940211?s=46 WTF it lets you go up there 😭😭😭

Esmas Galaxy: The Movie (@Meriostar_64)

what the fuck

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 31, 2026, 6:28 PM

This is a crazy shortcut

Clown ass shit ngl

[arctic field]

Oh

[coarse ginkgo]

word

[arctic field]

Whats up?

[grizzled lily]

the guy genuinely aplogized fym

[spark gale]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-aint-reading-all-that-im-happy-for-u-tho-or-sorry-that-happened-im-happy-for-you-thought-or-sorry-that-happened-gif-16532884834168127420

[coarse ginkgo]

rt

[arctic field]

🎉🎉🎉

[coarse ginkgo]

rare aaron based moment

[polar python]

unc ahh gif

[arctic field]

I love you aaron

[river moon]

Since when is fake jb ban

Didn’t eve n reminder

[spark gale]

april 1

[next dome]

reol os 26
reala1n working

[river moon]

Remember

Oh it’s a joke?

[ashen basin]

It’s a thing every year lol

[river moon]

This is inception level shit

Is it a ban or not

[spark gale]

every april 1 its a ban

[ashen basin]

wait a damn minute

[river moon]

Aha it’s a joke

[spark gale]

not a joke

[river moon]

So if I post it the joke is I don’t get banned

Oh it’s an actual ban

[spark gale]

yes

real ban

[dapper vault]

wait a second

[spark gale]

do not joke about fake jailbreaks on april 1

[coarse ginkgo]

What if i do it on april 2nd

[next dome]

realos 27 confirmed to work with reala1n

[dapper vault]

so if its not april fools then its not a ban

[river moon]

Do NOT 😉 joke 😉 about fake jbs

[ashen basin]

Fr

[next dome]

YES

[arctic field]

Alright aaron but i wanted to say im genuinely sorry about all this still for faking and allat @spark gale

[spark gale]

i dont care tbh

[dapper vault]

why the 😉 face

[grizzled lily]

holy based

[arctic field]

Alr thanks mate

[ashen basin]

Why is posting a fake jb not always a ban 😭😭

[thick tapir]

does this count as a phone

[copper tendon]

i guess because its just joking

[thick tapir]

barcode scanner

[ashen basin]

??????

Is April fools not a joke

[copper tendon]

yea idk

[carmine elk]

that’s a fucking taser

[next dome]

"ios 26.7 confirmed to work with dopamine" should i say this in jaibreak chat

[ashen basin]

if I post a fake jb on a random ass day people are more likely to believe it

[polar python]

pwn20wnd will release unc0ver for ios 26 tomorrow #unc0ver #I’m still here.

[mild creek]

Who the fuck is the mf in the gif

[desert cairn]

Fix claude its down

Tell your jewish overlords to make it work again

[polar python]

On it boss

Yes sir