general

[drowsy shell]

😭

[ruby copper]

Well well well

Just don't unactivate it

[drowsy shell]

I reset it occasionally

[ruby copper]

Without a pc?

An iOS 6 reset in 2026 without a pc is not a reset

[drowsy shell]

Sometimes with legacy ios kit

[ruby copper]

U just said it had a fried port

[drowsy shell]

I have to bend the charger for it to be recognized

Like at a very specific angle

[ruby copper]

fr

Just do that for activation then

[chilly bear]

have you tried bending the iphone instead?

[drowsy shell]

It only charges when its powered off for some reason

[ruby copper]

It's not an iPhone 6

[drowsy shell]

4s not 6

[ruby copper]

Bro stole my joke

[drowsy shell]

Shit i realised 40% of my iphones r below iOS 12

Fuck my life

[chilly bear]

i don't get it

[drowsy shell]

Mineek how will turdus merula resolve this issue

[ruby copper]

Just pc activate

[drowsy shell]

Ok

[chilly bear]

mineek put muffin on i'd like to speak with him

[ruby copper]

Ur already using a pc if ur using Turdus anyway

[drowsy shell]

Bruh they couldve released iOS 11.4.2

[ruby copper]

No muffin is a cat

[drowsy shell]

And 10.3.5

[ruby copper]

Why would they

[drowsy shell]

And 9.3.7

[chilly bear]

yes a very smart cat

[drowsy shell]

Or even 9.6.7

[ruby copper]

No idevices end on iOS 11

[drowsy shell]

Ok yeah

Bur what about ios 9

[ruby copper]

Yes those devices just won't activate without a pc

[chilly bear]

ios 9 devices already have activation issues they don't wanna fix

[drowsy shell]

BRO I WONT BE ABLE TO USE IMESSAGE OM IOS 6 ANYMORE

[ruby copper]

No

Once ur jb just replace the certs urself

[drowsy shell]

Wait this is lit just certs??

I do that anyways

[ruby copper]

No

[chilly bear]

and what if they don't wanna jb

[ruby copper]

Not those certs

[chilly bear]

and go stock

[ruby copper]

Well then they're mentally handicapped for using iOS 6 in 2026

[drowsy shell]

iOS 6 stock

Ur funny

[drowsy shell]

I use it when my phone dies

[wild pelican]

can't we make a silly script that will checkm8 into old af devices and will replace the certs so they could be activated?

[ruby copper]

Are yall forgetting you can just use a pc

Why would you do that

[drowsy shell]

What if we dont have a pc

[ruby copper]

Well then u can't use checkm8

If u can use checkm8 you can activate

[drowsy shell]

Oh wait i can run it in twrp

I hust remembered

[low mortar]

@alpine chasm I got really bad vertigo, gave my card to my house mate who is gonna get my attendance

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/rekt-gif-25016725

[wild pelican]

mlg was our brainrot tbh

[alpine chasm]

Take it easy

[split nimbus]

WHERES UR ROLE

[alpine rover]

my airtag is ready for pickup already

nice

[umbral matrix]

Wtf is this made out of

Half of it is the best I can 😭

Swear it’s glued on GENUINELY WHATCIS THIS MADE OUT OF

Can mods please clear my nickname

[half compass]

Yeah some mfs glue screen protectors on

[chilly bear]

Your request has been denied at this time.

[half compass]

No idea why

[umbral matrix]

😭

[wild pelican]

try to heat it up a bit, not too much tho so that main screen adhesive won't go off

[alpine chasm]

What role stibfren

[umbral matrix]

Erm shouldn’t this be white

Noo it’s digitizer is dead

[chilly bear]

well yea u ripped it off

[umbral matrix]

Huh

This is another ipad

The one with the screen protector is literally just the protector it’s digitizer works fine as well as the screen

[chilly bear]

im talking about that other ipad

[umbral matrix]

It’s digitizer works

[chilly bear]

u broke it 2 years ago

[umbral matrix]

Huh

[manic tulip]

no

white boot screen wasnt real yet

[umbral matrix]

Righttt ok

[half compass]

@manic tulip can you edit syscfg without breaking the law

(Using appleinternal slop)

[stuck fox]

Tried charging up my old 5S and it’s stuck in a loop of the Apple logo, sometimes flashing a red screen, then turning off and repeating. I assume they don’t make batteries for these anymore so if that’s what’s causing the issue the old phone may be kaput.

[manic tulip]

no

[half compass]

😭

[split nimbus]

UR GREEN

[stuck fox]

And yet somehow my second gen iPod touch just keeps on trucking despite still being on the original battery

Which baffles me

[ashen basin]

Lmaoooo fuck yeah

[alpine chasm]

It was crazy

[ashen basin]

FR

[alpine chasm]

Tanya i didnt expect

[ashen basin]

These gays

[alpine chasm]

Fr

[low mortar]

gays?

[ashen basin]

yes

[low mortar]

homosexuals?

[alpine chasm]

Evil gays

[ashen basin]

Yes

[stable locust]

d

[chilly bear]

bibi_fire?

[glacial valve]

@low mortar nothing hits better than a monster that was outside overnight

[low mortar]

💀

[glacial valve]

who is that person?

[ashen basin]

Jennifer Coolidge the icon you are

[half compass]

50 grams of fent do

[low mortar]

I'm gonna eat so good later

[glacial valve]

kidney stone, I'm coming for you

fr

[chilly bear]

no one to be concerned about

[low mortar]

my stomach yearns for food rn

[alpine chasm]

@ashen basin i legit thought Tanya would be in s3

[glacial valve]

the demotion has happened

[ashen basin]

Nah :\

[glacial valve]

Not maxine's tho :/

[low mortar]

ur probably fine

[glacial valve]

fr

cuz I'm not stopping

[alpine chasm]

Patience

[low mortar]

I had my first kidney stone at 18

but that one passed with 0 issue

like I noticed it for one day

[half compass]

We can talk about politics now that night isn’t mod

[low mortar]

so uhh this epstein guy

[ashen basin]

Belinda is in season 3

[alpine chasm]

I mean

[glacial valve]

so, 9/11

[alpine chasm]

I was pro politics but I didn’t make the rules

[low mortar]

Aaron is pro factual politics as long as its civil

[glacial valve]

was there a vote for the end of #politics ?

[glacial valve]

(not #politics)

[alpine chasm]

No they were trolling too much

[half compass]

We need it back

[wild pelican]

ew, politics, tired from that shit already

[low mortar]

we arent even through January yet

kind of impressive

[wild pelican]

can those fucking billionaires just die por favor

[fervent dove]

Rule 11 - Politics

Politics of any kind are not allowed in the server. If you want to discuss it, move to DMs or another server.

This includes but is not limited to: sexism, racism, anti-semitism, Islamaphobia, homophobia, etc..., and of course politics in general.

[wild pelican]

hehe a typo

[low mortar]

why is homophobia considered politics

[glacial valve]

^

I was wondering the same

[low mortar]

why are *phobias politics

thats more just like, hate speech

[lofty crane]

BOIII💀💀I JUST REALIZED THAT IOS 67 IS GONNA RELEASE ON 67/67/67

[glacial valve]

so racism isn't hate speech, got it

👍

[half compass]

Balkan people do not interact

[glacial valve]

@lone pine rn

[low mortar]

i guess it could be political if you're discussing if homophobia is a good thing or not??

idk

im really stretching

oh no like

[manic tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-brother-this-guy-stinks-this-guy-stinks-spongebob-gif-12941826619780731259

[low mortar]

gay rgihts and shit

[ashen basin]

Nah that’s not political that’s just being homophobic which falls under rule 1 anyways

[manic tulip]

what did i miss

[wild pelican]

67 and 41 or 69 and 21?

[half compass]

You gotta hawk tuah and spit on that thang!

[manic tulip]

whos dissing the gays

[ashen basin]

Meee

[manic tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/stereotype-cat-rev8207-better-get-your-act-together-gif-16070697822659949787

[glacial valve]

me too

[manic tulip]

frenchie i already associate you with a stereotype

get in line

[ashen basin]

The stereotype being

[glacial valve]

which is ?

[half compass]

Oui baguette

[manic tulip]

that hes fucking french

[glacial valve]

I'm french

i'm not "fucking french"

[low mortar]

kiittttyyyyyy

[half compass]

Sacre bleu!!!!!

[low mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/blandship-bland-neko-ender-vtuber-gif-24917143

[manic tulip]

kittyyyy

[low mortar]

hi water man

[manic tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/haru-urara-horsing-around-uma-musume-haru-urara-walk-haru-urara-silly-gif-7688255157255526510

[ashen basin]

And the stereotype for me is

[manic tulip]

working that out

[low mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/rice-shower-rice-shower-baile-umamusume-uma-musume-umamusume-rice-shower-gif-2404748245360927579

[manic tulip]

the gif says might

https://tenor.com/view/rice-shower-rice-shower-baile-umamusume-uma-musume-umamusume-rice-shower-gif-2404748245360927579

[half compass]

Gay man from texas seems fitting

[manic tulip]

gexan

[half compass]

Arizona is just texas 2 anyways

[chilly bear]

kirk

[ashen basin]

Calling me a Texan is crazy

[low mortar]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-NRNN4W8AAhsGR.gif

[glacial valve]

that would be @jynx

[manic tulip]

whining ticket

[glacial valve]

bro got banned tho what a shame

[glacial valve]

fr

[manic tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/haru-urara-haru-urara-uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-gif-2793500662525430389

[low mortar]

this is me when minor inconvenience

[manic tulip]

screenches of the damned

i respect it

i should probably stop charging my mbp

battery must be cared for

[glacial valve]

where watchos 26 ipsw

[low mortar]

you need aldente

[manic tulip]

doesnt aldente blow your shit to smitherenes

[low mortar]

no

[manic tulip]

i heard things about how there was a bug in it at one point and it was straight up killing batteries cause it would get stuck in a constant state of charging and running off the battery

[fervent dove]

@burnt kite's timezone is Europe/Zurich 🇨🇭
It is currently 11:23 AM CET

[glacial valve]

Should I get aldente ?

Idk I'm just constantly charging my mac when I'm home

[manic tulip]

its expensive ash

[glacial valve]

who said anything about it being expensive

[low mortar]

lol

[glacial valve]

aldente when you throw in a few nops

etc

[manic tulip]

for that price point i want to tbh its ridiculous

[low mortar]

the only thing aldente will do

is because youre battery is always held at 60%

your health will misread lower

[manic tulip]

but for aaron reasons i am not encouraging this

[low mortar]

so once a week you need to do a calibrate cycle which is charge to 100 -> discharge to 10 -> charge to 100

[alpine chasm]

Reported

[low mortar]

and that will give you your true health back

[glacial valve]

mfs really advertising notarized by apple when all you have to do is one cli command

😭

[chilly bear]

@all https://youtube.com/watch?v=3VE5kzBFkII

[low mortar]

and pay $129 a year

[alpine chasm]

@everyone watch this

[low mortar]

and have it not be flagged as malware

[glacial valve]

you don't need to

iirc

[low mortar]

you need a dev account

[glacial valve]

you do ?

[low mortar]

for notarisation

[chilly bear]

woah this pinged me

[glacial valve]

I swear, I thought you didn't

[low mortar]

im fairly sure you do

i know you need an account, i dont know if you need the paid one

honestly if theres ever an app worth paying for its betterdisplay

[glacial valve]

what's that for ?

[low mortar]

adds a menu bar item with display shit

plus lets you enable hdr brightness on ur macbook

which makes it usable in the sun

[glacial valve]

poor battery

[low mortar]

yeah it sinks it

[manic tulip]

HDR on a laptop screen

Literal flashbang

[low mortar]

its fine outside

1 nit

1600

[manic tulip]

Time for a solid xdr display moment

[low mortar]

just being able to control brightness of an external monitor from my macbook is wonderful

[red hinge]

mini led moment

[low mortar]

no more fucking with the stupid buttons

[manic tulip]

Ever since I put 26.3 beta on my new MacBook Pro I swear the color profile has been out of wack

[terse dome]

brightness with slash icon

[red hinge]

how is this not a native feature on 2 of the most popular desktop OS

its crazy

[low mortar]

the funny part is its actually built into the kernel for macos

these apps just call it

theres just no way of using it on macos

without a 3rd part app

[terse dome]

what did they mean by this

[low mortar]

as is the way for most cool things

[glacial valve]

AlDente pulled a [redacted]

😭

[manic tulip]

I love private api's

[low mortar]

apple is the best company at making all the apis and then never actually implementing the frontend

leaving it up to a 3rd party dev to deal with

[chilly bear]

Shalom all.

[manic tulip]

Apple when it comes to implementing apis only they get to use for the literal coolest feature ever

[low mortar]

I pay for too many third party macos apps

[red hinge]

okay i take this back, it is available on macos if you use their overpriced monitor

[terse dome]

swiftui private apis

!

[terse dome]

wtf

[low mortar]

Wallper, Aldente, BetterDisplay, CleanShot, Bartender was sherlocked, DevUtils

[red hinge]

true tone, color settings, brightness control is locked behind

[low mortar]

Oh BetterJSON too

[red hinge]

there's literally no buttons on the pro display xdr and studio monitor

[low mortar]

and Wipr2

[winter meadow]

Time for Apple to release 10.3.5 and 9.3.7 to remove the activation requirement

[red hinge]

won't

[glacial valve]

ok mov x0, 1 ret did NOT work

sadly

[red hinge]

why are you trying to move a ret

[winter meadow]

Atp I think they forcefully bricked those devices because of iOS 6

That more people are activating them on 6 than on their latest

[ruby copper]

ur ret

[glacial valve]

?

[lone pine]

Mods

Bypass

:/

[ruby copper]

Wdym bypass

I mean the return statement

[lone pine]

Filter bypass

[terse dome]

trvth nuke

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/alucore-gif-21193899

https://music.apple.com/mx/album/1-3-5-da3m0nsneverstop-caf/1111049508?i=1111050200&l=en-GB

[fervent dove]

You listen to Mac Quayle too? They're my favorite!
Here's "1.3_5-da3m0nsneverstop.caf"...

Added to the r/Jailbreak Spotify playlist!

[chilly bear]

they added ranked to war

[ruby copper]

null.socks.rocks

[chilly bear]

[wicked surge]

Null.sucks.on.rocks

[worthy garden]

Date/time: 2026-01-27T10:54:06.281Z
Extension version: 3.43.0
Provider: openai (proxy)
Model: gemini-3-pro-preview

This may indicate a failure in the model's thought process or inability to use a tool properly, which can be mitigated with some user guidance (e.g. "Try breaking down the task into smaller steps").

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-for-rocks-the-rock-smile-dwayne-jhonson-gif-14790884

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/pebble-cute-you-rock-are-gif-10635953

[winter meadow]

Instagram dropped support for iOS 15

Is this bad or good

[glacial valve]

@manic tulip @low mortar

ez

gg

[teal bramble]

good

[teal bramble]

Wtf

what app

[glacial valve]

AlDente

Ok we disabling SIP

[burnt kite]

uhhhhh

https://tenor.com/view/homer-monkey-gif-18148847

https://music.apple.com/mx/album/debonaire/268430634?i=268430654&l=en-GB

[fervent dove]

You listen to Dope too? They're my favorite!
Here's "Debonaire"...

Added to the r/Jailbreak Spotify playlist!

[tired nexus]

oh ur old acc got banned? @burnt kite

[dry monolith]

what is this

[teal bramble]

Fire

[glacial valve]

aldente.dylib working fine

🔥

we ball

????

It was at 99% 2 weeks ago

[low mortar]

BetterDisplay

[dry monolith]

okay

[dry monolith]

aldente moment

https://www.facebook.com/find-friends

why does this still use old interface

ui

[hasty jungle]

gm amy!

[low mortar]

Hiiiiii

[molten lance]

Older Samsung tablets use the 30 pin connector???

[thorn rampart]

wow the iPhone X is actually mad cheap, i didn’t know that

i’m just get one of those

[winter meadow]

Not identical to the Apple one

[dry monolith]

time to get ai ing

[slim nova]

SLOPWARE

[chilly bear]

@half compass

[tall crest]

hello

[signal hazel]

uhm what?

[worthy garden]

what

[worthy garden]

idk

[lyric stream]

Someone can confirm if the update pushed yesterday on oldest iPhones is mandatory ? I mean it’s only for iMessage and FaceTime certificates, right ? Stuff like safari/app store etc will keep working and are not target by the cert expiration ?

[hard wing]

how to boot 6s plus into dfu if home button broken?

[heady pelican]

Heyy guys

[worthy garden]

Someone can confirm if the update pushed yesterday on oldest iPhones is mandatory ? I mean it’s only for iMessage and FaceTime certificates, right ? Stuff like safari/app store etc will keep working and are not target by the cert expiration ?

[lyric stream]

?

[signal hazel]

no update is mandatory

and has nothing to do with cert expiration?

[worthy garden]

hi cain

[lyric stream]

That’s what people on X are saying

[signal hazel]

gm

[lyric stream]

But if it’s not related to this, fine

[signal hazel]

signing windows and certs are different

certs are per user/device

developer cert lasts a year and a free one lasts 7 days

signing window is random

[lyric stream]

Okay

It has to do with ssl cert apparently

So idk why we’re talking about app certificate

[hard wing]

?

[teal bramble]

i think my package got stolen by dhl

[lyric stream]

Deserved

[teal bramble]

the last update was one week ago

[teal bramble]

???

[signal hazel]

tell wang chanfu i want a free car

[worthy garden]

do you know if uyou+ still exits

[slim nova]

My English level is degrading

[burnt kite]

Mine has always been

uhhhhh

[worthy garden]

same

[burnt kite]

Executive vice

[worthy garden]

no nitro

[burnt kite]

Should we ping mods

<@&355174844205367317> i think this is a scam

[signal hazel]

probably? i’m not sure

not used it for a while

also if i change my steam password will it end my session

i accidentally left beamng open

[burnt kite]

Didn't Youtube add ios antiabuse that prevents modded apps

[signal hazel]

last updated march 2025

[true plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990334331031527475/1448726018532577400/cat_emoji.gif

[worthy garden]

i don’t know

i haven’t tested

prob none work

[chilly bear]

you keep edging huh

[terse dome]

help my phone keeps edging itself

[chilly bear]

you have E for EDGE, i have G for GOON. we are not the same.

[terse dome]

i was just about to say im getting G(PRS) now

[chilly bear]

uh oh

it's evolving

[terse dome]

you could say its a
Long Term Evolution (LTE)

[desert cairn]

What model

[limber patrol]

s there a tweak that allows me to upload photos as my live camera
I am on iOS 16, are there any tweaks that let me put whatever photo I want on my live camera? For example on Snapchat, if I wanted to send a live photo, I could upload a picture from my camera roll and send it live. I know there are tweaks and apps that allow me to do that on snapchat already, but I want something that I could use universally throughout all apps that require live photos. I also don't mind if it's paid.

[chilly bear]

@half compass feinberg if he was a one dimensional, perfectly straight, and infinitely long object that has no thickness or width: yo im lineberg

[terse dome]

(one dimensional already implies everything but the length)

[chilly bear]

that's like saying

bleh.

or maybe even

buh.

[coarse wedge]

ey palantir that you

[low mortar]

@signal hazel heyyyyyy

[coarse wedge]

death to peter thiel

mfs spying not just on the us

but prob russian intel

[coarse wedge]

so?

why do i give a shit about lizardface? the personal info theft fiasco with grandparents ended a while ago

either way hes an asshole but not much as thiel

[burnt kite]

[spring wren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1402460562994233384/image0.gif

[teal bramble]

Fr

[dry monolith]

I love ai

[terse elbow]

Apple patched iOS 12?

Why?

[narrow crown]

iOS 12.5.8 - This update extends the certificate required by features such as iMessage, FaceTime, and device activation to continue working after January 2027.

[terse elbow]

Yeah I just found that, thanks.

RIP unc0ver

[signal hazel]

gm

[narrow crown]

chimera works tho

besides unc0ver sux

[terse elbow]

It only works properly on iPhones. Tweak injection does not work on iPod touch.

unc0ver does kinda suck but it also works

Chimera sucks too. We just need a better jailbreak for iOS 12

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle @desert cairn Yo fatty you burn 400 cal if you walk 30m on the treadmill at 3.5 mph 8 incline

Lose 20 lbs twin this is why u got no huzz

[true plover]

Our oil looks a little funny

[muted shuttle]

Why are u so mean to me

[olive fossil]

Hello

I have iPhone 6

I need solution for install apps

I can install iOS 15 or 16?

[velvet zenith]

9071.85 grams

[muted shuttle]

No

[velvet zenith]

Liar

[desert cairn]

@aaron <@&558709886397972481> when are AirPods Pro 4 releasing

[spark gale]

no idea

rumors are conflicting

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale <@&558709886397972481> when are m5 pro and m5 max MacBook pros releasing

[spark gale]

https://youtu.be/sBVjIlTjoIk

[muted shuttle]

Huh

[carmine elk]

holy shit

[hard comet]

true tahoe moment 😭

calculator app sandballing is crazy

[half compass]

its thinking

Let it be

It would take me a minute to calculate that too bruh

Why you judging it

[carmine elk]

true intel moment 😭

[hard comet]

m1 btw

[carmine elk]

that explains why it’s slow af

[hard comet]

lmao

[half compass]

how spoiled are you bro

m1 is perfectly fine

[hard comet]

waiting for the redesigned mbp to upgrade

but like 3k€ for a laptop is lowkey insane…

[carmine elk]

it’s slowly dying. If intel stops receiving updates this year m1 is next

[hard comet]

not sure if i’m gonna pull through

[half compass]

there's probably gonna be an arm opencore at some point

[iron zinc]

good to know lol

[narrow crown]

what

its gears

[chilly bear]

not just any gears

they're

um

im not sure

[narrow crown]

why are you palantir now

[chilly bear]

$7k and a spot in agartha.

[green sequoia]

i got yt to work on ios 12

[untold helm]

Why not get the air

[hard comet]

no redesign and no fan...

im not spending like 2k to keep using a fan on my macbook 😭

[red hinge]

@desert cairn

[desert cairn]

True

[silent linden]

[[Six LS]]

[split nimbus]

@red hinge @silent linden @desert cairn @hard comet

[full copper]

gassy store

[full copper]

Happy birthday Bro❤️‍🩹

[vague chasm]

Your group is on a 2 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 5/6: @muted shuttle

[green sequoia]

tf i did not even see that

[worthy garden]

any discord nerd in chat

[signal hazel]

dang

[chilly bear]

#noticing

[stark spruce]

LMAO

people rooting for me now

[untold helm]

And why do you need the redesign

[half compass]

67

[hard comet]

oled kinda nice

[slim loom]

Hi

[worthy garden]

@untold helm can u help me

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-atm-machine-atm-atm-glitching-meme-gif-8853468555615782022

[worthy garden]

how do i enable discord notifications for dms only bro

i swear

i don’t know how

[silent linden]

Happy birthday

[half compass]

You just gotta tap in

[split nimbus]

<@&355145545242902548>

[worthy garden]

i need to become a loser xrt.

[untold helm]

My notifs are always off

[worthy garden]

le time see

[signal hazel]

what

[stark spruce]

i'm asking the company for an internship

[signal hazel]

😭

[stark spruce]

it will work.

i have dedication

[signal hazel]

email jeff bezos

[iron zinc]

ugly ass ui

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hit-the-juckport-jackpot-trillion-twitter-money-gif-8610186837839685081

[mellow trench]

6 6

[coarse shard]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-atm-machine-atm-atm-glitching-meme-gif-8853468555615782022

[simple drift]

@half compass is the cat in ur pfp ur cat or a picture stolen off the internet

or is it this one

[chilly bear]

that’s him

[full copper]

Yo What the Frick

[chilly bear]

he is the cat

[full copper]

Hello Palantir Technologies from Israel

[fervent dove]

@chilly bear's timezone is America/Chicago 🇺🇸
It is currently 10:53 AM CST

[full copper]

I am your loyal soldier

[coarse shard]

How tf is it morning

[coarse shard]

Holy neck

[half compass]

no my cat looks more homeless

[simple drift]

get bro to the groomers

get bro a spiffy new trim

[half compass]

no she's like

like she doesnt have too much fur

she just looks homeless

it's just how she looks

[simple drift]

it’s a lifestyle

[chilly bear]

Shalom.

[coarse wedge]

fuck you thiel

[chilly bear]

You have been added to the database! 🎉

[coarse wedge]

we’ll nuke yo ass overseas missile delivery

[thick tapir]

my cat

[simple drift]

weird looking cat

[chilly bear]

who is “we” exactly?

[thick tapir]

he just has like a different type of fur yk?

genetic condition

[coarse wedge]

кремль, он состоит из нас

nuff said

[chilly bear]

lol

ur funny

[simple drift]

yeah yeah

[coarse shard]

[fervent dove]

@spark gale's timezone is America/New_York 🇺🇸
It is currently 12:08 PM EST

[red hinge]

hi palestine technologies @chilly bear

[half compass]

@next linden WANG

[chilly bear]

❌

[coarse shard]

Byd car pls

[half compass]

<@&355174844205367317> free byd car

[red hinge]

hi

i am real wang chuanfu

[coarse shard]

Car pls

[half compass]

lies

you are a fraud

that guy is the real wang

[red hinge]

if you go and punch @half compass in the face

fucking misinformation spreading cunt

[hexed lily]

What are we pinging for?

[red hinge]

i am THE wang chuanfu

[red hinge]

scam account

[half compass]

scam account

[chilly bear]

@next linden is not a scam,
@red hinge is

[hexed lily]

Bet

[red hinge]

true

[half compass]

wang is no longer with us

[coarse shard]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[red hinge]

wdym

im still with you guys

[coarse shard]

Other wang

[chilly bear]

who up wanging it

[coarse shard]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-wang-chung-tonight-dance-have-fun-80s-gif-16169225

[red hinge]

im up wanging my dick

hi

[hollow idol]

#announcements message
@spark gale um acktually iPadOS 13 was the first version of iPadOS. Previous versions are just called iOS EDIT: I’ve possibly been corrected by @chilly bear, see #general message

[half compass]

wang chuanfu

[red hinge]

ethnic cleansing

[chilly bear]

no

well

[red hinge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/756200175273377822/1201621886711386212/attachment-3-1-1.gif

[chilly bear]

ipados 13 was the first edition of ipados, but they back ported it to 12.5.8

[hollow idol]

I picked the wrong channel to post that in 💀

[simple drift]

bro actually pinged aaron

[half compass]

he deserves to be pinged

he deserves to be spam pinged even

[red hinge]

do it

i will be here watching

[coarse shard]

@spark gale cook their ass

[hollow idol]

Yeah, but it’s not called iPadOS 12.5.8, is it?

[chilly bear]

it is,

[hollow idol]

I did

[simple drift]

lowk

[hollow idol]

Shit, you’re correct

[chilly bear]

ofc, i am a palantir agent

https://tenor.com/view/hug-hope-courage-care-hugging-gif-14230737217651445562

[hollow idol]

Actually I don’t have an iPad Air or iPad mini 4 to test that

But it’s iPadOS according to https://support.apple.com/en-au/100100

And iOS according to IPSW.me

[thick tapir]

do yall ever look at ur pay stubs or do yall js wait until the money hits ur account to know how much u earned

[chilly bear]

nah

[coarse shard]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT5vtqMD97n/?igsh=MWc0Ym1zZjJjdXd5bg==

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[chilly bear]

palantir technologies stays winning

[split nimbus]

shit i am busted i think ..

[gusty gulch]

now you're back so

[chilly bear]

what happened

[red hinge]

palestine technologies

[split nimbus]

This can’t be posted because it contains content blocked by this server. This may also be viewed by server owners.

[iron zinc]

@gusty hedgeslimshadyiamkbbq what is ur pfp

oops

[gusty hedge]

Clairo

[iron zinc]

oh fr?

nice

[chilly bear]

uh oh

[split nimbus]

@spark gale Holy shit👽 that😐 was💦 really🕺 funny.😂 Every👏 second♾ of💦 my🆒😇 bland🥦 existence🚸 is😂 spent🕒 praying🙏🙏🛐 that↪😫↗ one😬 day💯 I👁 will👏 be🐝 able👏 to🥒 make🛠❓ people👫 laugh😂 as🍑🍑 hard😂 as🍑 you🙏 made😈 me.🙋🏻 It💨 must😑👂🏻 be🤩🔝 really😕😂 hard🍆🍆😂 being👤 as🍑 funny👎🏻 as🍑 you.💪 I👍🏾 cannot🙅🚫 possibly😊😊 imagine😍 how🤔 much😛 pussy🐈😺 you🍽 must😒 get💰 on🔛👏 a🗼👏🅱 daily🗓 basis.📅

[gusty hedge]

You guys are my friends

[gusty hedge]

Heyyy

[gusty gulch]

that's gay

but I appreciate it

[split nimbus]

HEYY FREN

[gusty gulch]

I'm fucking sleepy

[split nimbus]

U ARE BACK???

[worthy garden]

hi

[gusty hedge]

Heyyyyy

[gusty hedge]

I am Around

My good friend

[worthy garden]

fuck uou

[iron zinc]

no way that's real

[worthy garden]

it is

[iron zinc]

yall seriously enact full message logging via a bot but then ban when people have a message logger?

hilarious 💀

[worthy garden]

😳

[worthy garden]

help me

i’m trying to sleep

[iron zinc]

fr?

[worthy garden]

i keep hearing noises

[iron zinc]

just tell them to stop.

[worthy garden]

WHO

[iron zinc]

them!

[worthy garden]

IDK WHAT ID

IN SCARED

[iron zinc]

who's scared?

never heard of em

[worthy garden]

ME

[iron zinc]

@pseudo blade

[worthy garden]

it’s 4am can i sleep

[iron zinc]

idk

[coarse wedge]

why you aint admin anymore

[gusty hedge]

Aaron doesn't like brown people

[coarse wedge]

tf???

[low mortar]

@alpine chasm @glacial valve I am stone free, whatever is left is too small for ultrasound

[gusty hedge]

Right

[glacial valve]

Based

[gusty hedge]

?

[coarse wedge]

holy shit your acc is a decade old

[gusty hedge]

don't call me out ....

[coarse wedge]

how tf did you accomplish that

[glacial valve]

unc

[gusty hedge]

BRO

[fervent dove]

habibipluto

User Information

Username

habibipluto (@gusty hedge)

Level

117

XP

2506929

Roles

<@&533099115681153034> <@&355174844205367317> <@&429340723867942923> <@&355177983398641674> <@&355178070405152768> <@&1020129866055688192> <@&854913346430828545> <@&557588738881093648> <@&557588628591738881> <@&557586729851158540>

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[coarse wedge]

oro

[simple drift]

hi slim

[coarse wedge]

bro*

october 2015

not 2025

but 2015

son 😭

im crine

[gusty hedge]

i got discord because a game i played had their community on discord instead of reddit 😭

toontown...

[simple drift]

early adopters

[coarse wedge]

i wish i was a teenager back in 2015 and not gatekept by parents from anything

shit

i couldve made an acc back then

[simple drift]

i was 7 years old in 2015 so

…

[gusty hedge]

i was 15

skill issue

[coarse wedge]

U N C

[gusty hedge]

omg

[simple drift]

i’m 18 now so it’s not a skill issue

[coarse wedge]

i was 9 then 😭

[gusty hedge]

that's more embarassing

[vital junco]

I was not 5 then definitely

[coarse wedge]

say what you want but at least ive lived my life better then than now

[gusty hedge]

so true

[coarse wedge]

i didnt have any worries

nor concerns

[gusty hedge]

i only started using discord properly during covid i think

otherwise i just used it to play games with my friends from school

[vital junco]

I started using discord when I was 7

[coarse wedge]

i think my first disc profile was somewhere around 2017

[fervent dove]

nooka

User Information

Username

nooka (@crisp saffron)

Level

92

XP

1227346

Roles

<@&355145545242902548> <@&355174844205367317> <@&429340723867942923> <@&854913346430828545> <@&557588738881093648> <@&398934913539112960> <@&557588628591738881> <@&557586729851158540> <@&619227366165708811> <@&703287889118625872> <@&904783354837221487> <@&905559401753112608>

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[gusty hedge]

peep this

[simple drift]

this account is the oldest one i have i think

2018

[coarse wedge]

i was guerilla back then

acc hopped

i had tens of em

most were banned

including the first one

[simple drift]

gotta put the xp rank thing in brooo

[coarse wedge]

ive forgotten how many emails ive created and vpns i used then to bypass bans

i was desperqte as hell tho haha

[coarse wedge]

imagine your acc being created at the peak of ncs

when fidget spinners were dominating

mannequin challenge

last full year for vine

apple bendgate

[simple drift]

now it’s just discord and tiktok

[coarse wedge]

alan walker demolishing youtube

[simple drift]

that was 2015 with the 6 plus

[coarse wedge]

pokemon go i think then

[coarse wedge]

chassis still wasnt fixed i thing

only expanded which made it more prone to shit

[simple drift]

the 6s plus doesn’t bend

[coarse wedge]

maybe ive remembered it wrong

yall remember windows phone

[simple drift]

it was just the 6 plus

[simple drift]

i didn’t use it

[radiant hollow]

also the normal 6

[coarse wedge]

but ive never mentioned the s revisions

they had a pretty big overhaul

im talking about the initial 6 and 6plus

[coarse wedge]

i did

couldnt afford an iphone

[radiant hollow]

i didnt even have a phone at the time

and somehow my account was made in 2016

[coarse wedge]

fetus anomaly

[radiant hollow]

i have no idea how i made my account

i had an ipad so maybe thats how

[iron zinc]

@gusty hedge why no userinfo perms

it only shows public info

[grizzled lance]

hello

I gota just a general iOS question

[green sequoia]

mine was on an ipad 6

[radiant hollow]

actually i dont believe i would use discord on my ipad, it was prob on my fathers computer

[muted shuttle]

@gusty hedge Hi moderator

[gusty hedge]

Hello administrator.

[gusty hedge]

Whar?

[muted shuttle]

How are you

Where’s gir 6-7

[gusty hedge]

Building.

[muted shuttle]

Wow

Are you having fun

[grizzled lance]

iOS question:

If Wife's iphone is on iOS 26+
and I'm using an iPhone SE 2nd gen stuck on iOS 18.x

I have to assume we'll eventually run into incompatibility issues on shared features like Share My Location etc? 🤔 or even other features I'm not thinking of?

I ask cause I can get a busted ahh SE 2nd gen for like $75 and idc about iOS 26+ etc, but I do need to share my location and airdrop etc with my wife.

[green sequoia]

not for 3 years AT LEAST

just forget about it cause it won't happen any time soon

[grizzled lance]

forget about losing inter-device functionality you mean?

[green sequoia]

yeah

[grizzled lance]

mkay might as well save some money then 🙂

[gusty gulch]

imm build you

[green sequoia]

yep

[grizzled lance]

unless somehow apple is gonna push 26 to 2nd gen

[green sequoia]

if they havent already they will not

im using a 5s rn

love how light it is

[grizzled lance]

oh wait they did???

iPhone12,8_26.2.1_23C71_Restore

or am I wrong here

[green sequoia]

let me check

[iron zinc]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls9jW2wDYVQ

[grizzled lance]

idc about jailbreaking it btw I have an iphone8 for that

[green sequoia]

still don't update it

[grizzled lance]

yeh exactly what I was checking hehe

[green sequoia]

keep it on 18 until some app or something stops working

ios 26 sucks

[grizzled lance]

I need to backup blobs though

or whatever it is

[iron zinc]

we need autotssv2

[grizzled lance]

man I hope the ebay seller didn't update it..

[radiant hollow]

whats ur ios?

[iron zinc]

I recommend contacting them to ensure they dont lol

[simple drift]

secret administrator

[muted shuttle]

https://fxtwitter.com/equine__dentist/status/2015968028542779508

horse dentist (@equine__dentist)

if my fries came out looking like this and piled this high i’d go back into the kitchen and tongue kiss the chef

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[iron zinc]

wow

[green sequoia]

i would say latest but im on 12.5.7

[simple drift]

[green sequoia]

updated it yesterday by accident

to ios 12.5.7

it was on 12.4.5

[simple drift]

jailbreaks still work

[radiant hollow]

i mained a 6s on latest ios 15 for about 3 months, it was hell

[simple drift]

totallynotspyware the goat

[simple drift]

i did in like 2020

[green sequoia]

nice, yeah well even though it supports it, there is no reason to update to be completely honest

[simple drift]

until i got a xr

[muted shuttle]

I want an iPhone 7 Plus on iOS 10

[green sequoia]

it'll bog it down obviously

[simple drift]

i want a iphone 5 on ios 6.1.X

[radiant hollow]

the thing is i had to, it was for military and i didnt want to waste a good phone in case i got caught

[green sequoia]

same, a black or red one

[simple drift]

oh interesting

[radiant hollow]

it wasnt actually very slow, it just got so hot and battery was so shit

[simple drift]

jet black iphone 7 is so nice

[grizzled lance]

moreso for the future. this will be a spare device for like instagram/banking + sharing location with my wife + replacing my android that does all that

i use a pixel for daily stuff but I need an iPhone for wifey stuff 🙂

you marry ONE girl and suddenly you're into the apple ecosystem

[radiant hollow]

i had military service for 11 months, if they catch me with a phone i get in trouble and they take it

[green sequoia]

i mained a 6s on 14.6 for 2 years, it was also hell

at one point the second battery lasted no more than 30 mins

[green sequoia]

i prefer the matte overall tbh

[radiant hollow]

i was glued to the charger, literally made my friend bring a portable hotspot so the phone doesnt overheat

[simple drift]

i think it just looks really nice

it’s less practical

[green sequoia]

always good to have the possibility to update

[green sequoia]

my favorite would be the red if it didnt come with the ugly white bezels, the red metal body is soo peak though

[simple drift]

when i was like 8 or 9 i mained a ipod touch on ios 9

THAT was hell

[split nimbus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/984367821901402153/1043398180722720848/kat.gif

[grizzled lance]

HI KIBBY

[simple drift]

gm

[green sequoia]

i bought myself my first phone when i was 13

[radiant hollow]

personally, my favirote phone was when i got the iphone 7

[radiant hollow]

i think i was also around the same time

[green sequoia]

it was an overall good choice of a phone, the galaxy a32, the only thing that makes it ewaste is the cpu

[simple drift]

first proper phone i got was a 6s plus

[green sequoia]

i didnt know what a mediatek helio g80 was

[simple drift]

then xr then 11 then 13pm then a pixel 9 now a 13 mini

[heady peak]

Guys

[radiant hollow]

why from pixel 9 to a 13 mini?

[heady peak]

Checkm8 is shit

[simple drift]

cuz i sold the pixel

and wanted a small phone

[radiant hollow]

the 13 mini is peak tho

[simple drift]

it is

[green sequoia]

my main phones were most of the time a32, 6s, s20 fe 5g

but also a secondary 7+, s7 edge

rn im using a 5s

lmao

[simple drift]

iphone xr on ios 13 was so peak

[radiant hollow]

jailbreaking was so fun back in the day, i was so addicted

[simple drift]

i never jailbroke

[radiant hollow]

now i own an android

[simple drift]

well

i did on ios 9

but i forgot it was a thing until like last year

[radiant hollow]

i basically jailbreak everything i could

even my tv

[simple drift]

i was busy being a linux nut

i’ve been in the lutris discord server since 2019

[muted shuttle]

Make a better exploit then

[radiant hollow]

im very interested in linux but i never got really into it

[simple drift]

fr

[simple drift]

i just use a mac now

[heady peak]

I can’t

[simple drift]

unix terminal knowledge is based tho thanks younger me

[radiant hollow]

i have asahi linux on my mac, and its actually practical, but i feel like im still not a linux user

[simple drift]

other than grep i still don’t understand how to use grep

[full copper]

Lame

[simple drift]

man grep

[full copper]

I made my own jailbreak for ios 27.

Get better.

[muted shuttle]

Then stop complaining about possibly one of the best exploits that dropped for iOS devices

[heady peak]

13 y.o. student*

[simple drift]

the best

[full copper]

My point still stands

[heady peak]

Password = no jb
Freaking Apple

[simple drift]

anything that runs iboot pre a12 can be made to run anything

you can jailbreak the lightning digital av adapter

the first homepod

like bro

[green sequoia]

i can only dislike electra cause it did not work at all

[full copper]

airpod jailbreak

[heady peak]

Lmao

[radiant hollow]

so true.. it literally was so broken

[alpine chasm]

Congratulations!!!!

[half compass]

TURKYIE NUMBER ONE 🇹🇷

[simple drift]

i remember me getting mad at jailbreaks.app not working years and years ago not knowing what signing was and just being mad that i couldn’t install phoenix jb

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-man-angry-out-of-car-meme-fast-am-talking-gif-17285849

[muted shuttle]

Peak

[radiant hollow]

installing tweaks put it in the wrong location for me, i had to move the tweaks manually using filza to fix electra

[muted shuttle]

No more eating stones…..

[low mortar]

Yeah I’m just hoping I get like, full pain gone soon

[half compass]

SALAMU ALAIKUM BROTHER 🇹🇷

[low mortar]

Ok Maxine

I promise

[simple drift]

i should listen to the phoenix mixtape

[muted shuttle]

[simple drift]

you pissed it out or it just disappeared 😭

[half compass]

what the fuck is skye doing

[muted shuttle]

What

[simple drift]

what

[low mortar]

I pissed one out on Saturday for sure

[half compass]

i havent seen her online in 6 hours

[simple drift]

fun

[half compass]

i think she died

we need a second gravestone

[low mortar]

I remember the Saturday one

[low mortar]

That one was a huge youch

I was pissing and then suddenly I screamed

😭

[simple drift]

it is like 1pm in the us and my sleep schedule is like 5am to 5pm

maybe she is asleep

[winter meadow]

Apparently the new iOS 15 and 16 updates are for airtag 2 support

[half compass]

do you not have school

how do you sleep to 5 pm

[simple drift]

@sour canyon

[half compass]

or work at least

[simple drift]

i get tuesdays and fridays off

[winter meadow]

Why did u ping them

[simple drift]

was talking abt it yesterday

[chilly bear]

it's called skipping bud

try it sometime

[winter meadow]

Ever heard of parents

[chilly bear]

no

[half compass]

My parents died in an airplane crash 5 years ago

sorry i lied

[chilly bear]

i was the pilot

i died too

[half compass]

They died on 9/11

[thick tapir]

imagine having school 🥱

cancelled over half a mfing inch of snow

[frank kite]

@delicate moss

SQUEEZE

[half compass]

i thought texas was a big desert

[simple drift]

https://www.reddit.com/r/jailbreak/s/Dd13lRNRGu

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[thick tapir]

thats west texas vro

im in north texas

[simple drift]

that’s just new mexico and nevada bleeding its dryness everywhere

[half compass]

do you ride on a horse to school

[winter meadow]

<@&355176868074487809>

[simple drift]

why have you pinged sub mods for this

[thick tapir]

no but my town does horse parade thing every year

[stark spruce]

was it really worth the ping

🥀🥀🥀

[thick tapir]

where they ride horses thru town

idk wtf its called

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[stark spruce]

go away

[muted shuttle]

I lied im not a subreddit mod

[winter meadow]

Because that jb is very fucked up

[thick tapir]

and ive seen cops on horses before 😭

[half compass]

are you a horse?

[winter meadow]

It’s censored here

[stark spruce]

you must be fun at parties

[half compass]

how can i know you aren't one

[alpine chasm]

You can be

[half compass]

you're from texas

[stark spruce]

@alpine chasm

[muted shuttle]

Eyes emoji

[stark spruce]

did you quit your job

[muted shuttle]

I replaced Night.

[simple drift]

teachers pet for the mods right here

holy fuck

[alpine chasm]

No

[stark spruce]

shit replacement

[chilly bear]

deserts can have snow

[muted shuttle]

Rude

[stark spruce]

why are you no more admin then

[alpine chasm]

Thats true

[alpine chasm]

Vacation

[half compass]

yeah your mother's vagina is one big desert

[signal hazel]

wtf?

[half compass]

of course you would know

[stark spruce]

goofy

[thick tapir]

how tf u gonna let this fucker catch you 😭

fucking horse with sunglasses

[chilly bear]

im never playing with u ever again

.