general

[ruby copper]

Hey

[jaunty garnet]

aaron does

[red hinge]

oh wait untether

[manic tulip]

Speaking of which

[trail isle]

fr lmao

[muted shuttle]

I was copying someone else i dont mean it

Sorry

[trail isle]

phoenix mixtape

[vital knoll]

true but iirc we don't offer legacy support here. or didn't in the past

[muted shuttle]

I believe this is a great release.

[manic tulip]

Slowmode courtesy of Aaron

[digital sable]

aaron does this one work on ios 27

[muted shuttle]

#legacy

[trail isle]

i should listen to that

who the FUCK turned slowmode on

[red hinge]

NOOOO

[muted shuttle]

Slowmode Immune

[vital knoll]

#general message

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/985270005853745262/1461956872947896360/togif.gif

[trail isle]

eh whatever its 5 seconds

[near saffron]

Good one actually

[ashen basin]

#announcements channel be like

[digital sable]

bro opened pandora's box pinging for a legacy jb

[terse dome]

this message will cause your demotion

[muted shuttle]

Thx

[spark gale]

Member+ can bypass slowmode now

[red hinge]

when the fuck did you guys turn off voice message perm

[jaunty garnet]

too long

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[low mortar]

[desert cairn]

Did they finally add a permission for this

[digital sable]

lmao

[manic tulip]

Why does mobile only let me configure giant intervals instead of precise ones

[spark gale]

[jaunty garnet]

there's a slowmode bypass permission?

[velvet imp]

awesome pawsome

[jaunty garnet]

wtf

[red hinge]

[manic tulip]

Aaron can you change it to like 3 seconds or something

[rancid wharf]

ios8 in a browser is crazy

[low mortar]

ok kitty kat

[terse dome]

does it work on mobile too

[muted shuttle]

hey gir set slowmode to 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848

[low mortar]

DIE

[terse dome]

omg it dkes

fire

[chilly bear]

clicking run doesn't work pls help me

[trail isle]

SO RUDE

[desert cairn]

Guy is on G

[spark gale]

5 is lowest

[rancid wharf]

how do i jail break ios18

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[digital sable]

@spark gale 32 bit devices won't connect to the internet in 2038 what will you be doing to solve this problem

[manic tulip]

I know for a fact you can do smaller intervals

[muted shuttle]

ios 9.3.7

ios 8.4.2

[velvet imp]

sighhh

[jaunty garnet]

you cant unless its an ipad 7

[muted shuttle]

ios 6.1.7

ios 5.1.2

[low mortar]

meow

[rancid wharf]

oh, also KITTYYY

[velvet imp]

mrrrow

[near saffron]

meow

[digital sable]

ios 4.2.10 my beloved

[muted shuttle]

ios 4.2.11

[rancid wharf]

o love cats

[low mortar]

mrrrrowwwwwwww

[jaunty garnet]

ios 4.2.12

[trail isle]

clicking run doesn't work pls help me

[rancid wharf]

hi joe biden how are you

[digital sable]

jo

[trail isle]

WAIT

[muted shuttle]

jo

[trail isle]

ITS MINEEKWARE

WHY IS EVERYTHING MINEEKWARE

[jaunty garnet]

@ruby copper is carbon vibecoded

[muted shuttle]

mineekware is goated

[digital sable]

does it work on oneui 8

[muted shuttle]

what's your point

[terse dome]

@ruby copper dude why is your ssl cert fucked

[low mortar]

I named carbon

[trail isle]

wow im slowmode immune

ok

[velvet imp]

https://tenor.com/view/sr-sr2-ringtail-slime-rancher-2-ringtail-slime-gif-15776221767227221136

[manic tulip]

Oh good god it's mineekware, everyone protect your devices

[fathom ruin]

I didn't even know this place had a chat

[ruby copper]

idk i always used http

[trail isle]

shouldve called it pa1n in ball

[chilly bear]

it's using the outdated one so devices with the outdated one can see it

think about it

[ruby copper]

Hey

[low mortar]

Mineek asked me for the first word that came to my mind and I looked at the co2 sensor on my nightstand that had a red warning on it

smh

[chilly bear]

i made that up sorry

[trail isle]

cooked

[velvet imp]

can we unfilter the icraze name

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper Is it open source

[fathom ruin]

Wait so all y'all actually Jailbreak your shit

[dense valve]

Slowmode Immune

[chilly bear]

nah

[ruby copper]

this is true

[digital sable]

@manic tulip help i'm on 8.0 and it won't work when i press run

[chilly bear]

this is a front for aarons money laundering scheme

[terse dome]

certificates have an expiration date

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper Hi

[chilly bear]

the whole server

[trail isle]

no fucking way

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper Hiii

[fathom ruin]

Hell yeah

[manic tulip]

Damn

[ruby copper]

Carbon will open source in 2024

[muted shuttle]

Is it open source can i host kdfu version on maxine.cat

kdfu.maxine.cat

[unreal brook]

ey

[trail isle]

who actually owns sep.lol

[terse dome]

checkra1n open sourcing in 2020!

[ruby copper]

Me

[fathom ruin]

A friend made me join like months and months ago back when tags were still experimental, I've never actually even looked in here

[trail isle]

those who turdus merula

[dense valve]

checkra1n for windows is in development

[chilly bear]

leaked all ur info btw

[velvet imp]

congrats on naming your very first jb!

[manic tulip]

me when i get fucking lied to by the owner himself

[digital sable]

checkra1n will support ios 15 soon

[ruby copper]

Where

[chilly bear]

wait no i made that up

[velvet imp]

erm

[dense valve]

Set it to 3 hours

[terse dome]

set it to 3 years

i dont need any more new whitenames

[dense valve]

3 centuries

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Finally a mineek project not named after himself or his cat

[desert cairn]

Fr

[terse dome]

and its named by another person

doesnt count

[manic tulip]

All hail mineekware

[rancid wharf]

meow

[velvet zenith]

true ...

[digital sable]

mineek jb installed pay gorn on my smart pregnancy test

[past gust]

Is altstore safe in europe?

[muted shuttle]

mineek jb installed cydia on my ipad on ios 9.3.6

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yo i just realized im gonna be coming home at like 2 am from glaive conert

Lol ...

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Yo i just realized im gonna be coming home at like 2 am from glaive conert

Lol ...

[desert cairn]

They don't understand the things I jailbreak

[digital sable]

is cydia still a thing

are we onto saily yet

[chilly bear]

yes

[chilly bear]

no

[raven pine]

why is there a cooldown

[digital sable]

why is cydia a thing

[velvet zenith]

Doors at 7 show at 8 lasts like 2 hours and then i have to wait for coat check

[trail isle]

mineek jb installed zebra instead of sileo

[manic tulip]

Brother Go Run Carbon

[desert cairn]

But with no hows

How's

[velvet imp]

<t:1768771298:R>

[desert cairn]

Hoes

[velvet imp]

what is this

[muted shuttle]

@deft grove

[chilly bear]

everyone is using cydia

[velvet zenith]

So

[muted shuttle]

oops

😭

<t:1768771319:S>

[trail isle]

@time

[digital sable]

is sileo around

[muted shuttle]

yes ms sileo is around

[trail isle]

@low mortar is sileo around

[muted shuttle]

@low mortar Hi ms sileo

[trail isle]

sileo dev

[frozen jay]

https://tenor.com/view/19-dollar-fortnite-card-titanfall-2-gif-7288543315557397050

[digital sable]

y'all remember lillie

what happened to her

[desert cairn]

which one bruh

[low mortar]

hi

[digital sable]

she trans

[trail isle]

hi

[digital sable]

like you

[desert cairn]

this doesn't narrow it down at all

[polar python]

slowmode immune

[trail isle]

twin

[velvet imp]

lillie is like

[polar python]

oh u peasants have it too :/

[digital sable]

she made a youtube client

[trail isle]

apparently its just for whitenames

[desert cairn]

oh yt reborn dev

Idk

[velvet imp]

such a stereotypical name for those ppl

[trail isle]

everyone has made a youtube client

[digital sable]

wow that's racist

[low mortar]

you're one of those people

[trail isle]

i know like 5 people called lily its insane

[velvet imp]

gulp!!

#twinning

[supple delta]

what’s the best airpods out rn i have the pro 2s but i wanna get into baps and iems not sure which way i wanna go lmk

[ashen basin]

Everyone I’ve met named lily acts nice asf on the outside while being the most annoying miserable mf ever on the inside

[trail isle]

the pro 3s

[digital sable]

racially profiling

[desert cairn]

pro 2 and 3s depending on what sound profile you like

[low mortar]

real!

[trail isle]

i wanna try carbon jb now

but my touch 5 is BRICKED

[supple delta]

i just want higher and clearer audio

[trail isle]

so i CANT

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith can you buy me a supercomputer

[low mortar]

@trail isle my cold pack has already gone warm

[trail isle]

pro 3s are perfectly fine

[digital sable]

carbon jb doesn't even work on 8.0

[trail isle]

freeze it

[low mortar]

i feel like ive been scammed

[digital sable]

my s25 ultra is not jailbroken yet

[velvet imp]

my 1st gen mini will be staying on 6.1.2....

[low mortar]

its a one time use one

[trail isle]

thats poo

[low mortar]

yeah

[supple delta]

hm ok

[low mortar]

I had a bunch that I would leave in my bag

its so I can use them when im travelling and shit

[trail isle]

i meant to say pro 2s

[low mortar]

activate it without a freezer nearby

[trail isle]

pro 2s sound great

[dense valve]

@ruby copper why is it not working

[trail isle]

is that a echo show

[dense valve]

yes

lineageos

[velvet imp]

i hate that fuckass emote

[supple delta]

oh i have them but i dont feel like the audio is as high as possible

[vital knoll]

[trail isle]

but its so peak

[supple delta]

i seen people mention something about iphones not having the capability to play music higher or sum

[smoky anvil]

where can i find the original image for the apple logo in the menu bar in macos 10.8

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[velvet imp]

it makes me unfortable idk why

[ruby copper]

At least it isn't mineekJB9web

[trail isle]

i think that’s the point

[chilly bear]

i would've liked this.

[trail isle]

@ruby copper why is it not working

[manic tulip]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DTd9MBJETty

[velvet imp]

muffinbreak

[frozen jay]

i love this fuckass emote

[vital knoll]

why carbon and not mineekon

[low mortar]

because i thought of the word carbon

[supple delta]

is there any good use jailbreaking airpods

[spark gale]

@ruby copper why is it not working

[low mortar]

@hushed basin

fix this please

[velvet imp]

kirk tag why am i not surprised

[chilly bear]

wonderful

[supple delta]

luv my tag

[dense valve]

@manic tulip guess who is also no longer admin in the discord now

me!!

[low mortar]

[strong zinc]

Guys does anyone knows a ipa server

[velvet imp]

i love the autism creature

[low mortar]

same

it represents me

[velvet imp]

ayayayayay

[dense valve]

i said i didn't want to be mod but when i clarified on what i meant he ignored me

so

watch it go to shit

[manic tulip]

Lmfao

[dense valve]

dumbass also kicked gir

[low mortar]

noooooo

[dense valve]

so now there's no logging

[velvet imp]

vagueposting..

[frozen jay]

@stark spruce comrade our joke has been stealen

[low mortar]

femcel

[dense valve]

r/sideloaded owner goes rogue and power hungry and takes "i dont want to be mod anymore" too literally

[frozen jay]

i say our joke because communism

[muted shuttle]

Lmfao

[velvet imp]

me kinda

[muted shuttle]

Dumbass

[dense valve]

he'd have to figure out how to re-enable circle

[low mortar]

yep

[frozen jay]

would you rather eat a 5th gen ipod or a 10th gen apple watch

tough question take your time

[muted shuttle]

10th gen apple watch

because i love ipod

i could never hurt my ipod

[dense valve]

andddd ghosted again in dms

amazing day

[frozen jay]

would prolly go easier but its more expensive

[spark gale]

10th gen apple watch is smaller

[muted shuttle]

i could just swallow that shit

Ez.

[frozen jay]

jarvis, send gif for it to not be embedded

[velvet imp]

I think most people are untrustworthy in positions of power

[desert cairn]

[frozen jay]

price though

[velvet imp]

it always turns to shit

[trail isle]

mineek why is it not working

[frozen jay]

yea a 10th gen apple watch doesnt do

[spark gale]

except for me

[dense valve]

Fr

Oldest mod btw

Kicked just like that

[desert cairn]

No because @muted shuttle has privileges

[dense valve]

Bro did it before i even responded

[muted shuttle]

wtf

I'm a good moderator though.

[frozen jay]

no

[trail isle]

bad moderator

[muted shuttle]

Why does everyone hate me

💔

wtf

[frozen jay]

i never talk in here and i have to bet my disagreement on red

[velvet zenith]

🏳️‍⚧️

[low mortar]

i dont hate you

!!!!

[muted shuttle]

Aaron does.

[frozen jay]

because you are slowmode immune

[muted shuttle]

Hes mean.

Aaron stinks.

[velvet imp]

i mean you got a quarter million accounts in this server you must be doing something right

[trail isle]

only aaron and emily

[frozen jay]

aaron seems like a perfectly fine gentlemen

[muted shuttle]

Emily idgaf about

[trail isle]

tbh

emily just hates anyone that punishes her

so

[muted shuttle]

not surprised

mfs when they break the rules and get punished accordingly

[velvet imp]

Maxine still mod even tho she does more for this server than any other staff if im being so honest

[trail isle]

wild

[muted shuttle]

idk what i'd even do with admin

[frozen jay]

i bet aaron drinks french red wine a green lincoln has a gray suit with a blue tie and carries a suitcase with the unreleased xeon w9 3495WX macbook air 13 inch

[polar python]

Fix gir

[dense valve]

maxine not punished for mod abuse tho

[low mortar]

whats the actual differene

[muted shuttle]

I can do that as a mod

[polar python]

Ok do it

[muted shuttle]

silent ban or something idk

[muted shuttle]

@Keto rewrite gir in java

[polar python]

When I first got mod i had perms to make a webhook in every channel

[trail isle]

mods cant even ban people without using gir

[polar python]

I shouldnt have told aaron

[low mortar]

well

[trail isle]

girslop

[polar python]

GIRSLOP

[trail isle]

new word

[frozen jay]

jarvis slime this user

[velvet imp]

girlslop

[trail isle]

girslop

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1441165697320357898/togif.gif

[manic tulip]

@ruby copper why is it not working

[muted shuttle]

Yes.

[frozen jay]

send the whole steal a brainrot fanbase on mars or throw a ps4 at aaron

[velvet imp]

retruth girly

[frozen jay]

best one so far

[ruby copper]

Why is everyone running Carbon on anything but an iOS 9 device

[low mortar]

aaron wont let me post the best reaction gifs here :(

[manic tulip]

Because it's fucking funny mineek get with the program

[velvet imp]

dm me..

[trail isle]

fr

[frozen jay]

theyre all watching bbg lets go to dms 💔

[polar python]

Does the ipad mini 1 run ios 9

I have one somewhere

[digital sable]

y'all ever listen to pay gorn audios even though you're not gay 😭😭😭

[jaunty garnet]

???

[velvet imp]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-silencio-htlr-shh-gif-22299599

[ruby copper]

Yes

[manic tulip]

[frozen jay]

audios ??

[velvet imp]

yeah

[digital sable]

what

[velvet zenith]

i dont get punished for anything i do

[digital sable]

sometimes video

[velvet zenith]

Unless night is around

[manic tulip]

You're a case of exposure therapy it's just like "oh there he goes again."

[frozen jay]

reminds me of that one post where someone said they accidentally sent 20gb of sex audio to their coworker

[velvet zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-microphone-sing-gif-15901572752205699280

[digital sable]

if it's gay it's not as weird

[frozen jay]

how do you use that shit how does your brain compile audio and transform it into the thing

[untold helm]

Were those in 5.1 stereo flac or what 😭

[frozen jay]

r we deadass rn

[digital sable]

bro "FAHHH YOU DIGGIN IN ME"

[fervent dove]

36e54yi deleted a message

@desert cairn Kys

Message ID: 1462562212336898261 · Jan 18, 2026, 9:40 PM

[frozen jay]

bro got the midi 96khz stereo

[digital sable]

woah

[muted shuttle]

mods

[digital sable]

filter bypass gir

[frozen jay]

wtf is the point

if its to show it here

[turbid dust]

too old, you need to use a switch 2

[manic tulip]

Browser dns is fucky on it

[vast fable]

carbon jailbreak for non bypass only?

[trail isle]

if this was anyone else

[manic tulip]

I'm actively trying

[turbid dust]

the switch 1 doesnt support ios 9

[turbid dust]

ill get it first watch me

[trail isle]

@ruby copper why is it not working

[frozen jay]

i goon to the supermicro h12ssl-i rev2.0 but nobody will ever know

[trail isle]

what else do i pull it up ion

[frozen jay]

minecraft

[ruby copper]

Samsung smart fridge

[turbid dust]

@ruby copper http://wiiuexploit.xyz/ why is it not working

[trail isle]

i’m not that rich

[frozen jay]

too basic dude evolve

[ruby copper]

uhmm

[frozen jay]

smart fridge is for babies

[ruby copper]

put it on a billboard

Irl

On a road

[turbid dust]

hi mineek

[frozen jay]

real ones watch youtube snorts by morse code sent in radio waves by the ISS

[ruby copper]

Hi!!

[muted shuttle]

just printed the site out in black and white and tapped run

its not working

[turbid dust]

hi maxine

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper @hushed basin

bug

[frozen jay]

smart fridge is too low effort iss morse radiowave is pure effort

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[turbid dust]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

@turbid dust

[turbid dust]

true

[vast fable]

HOLY IT WORKED

IPHONE 4S RUNNING JAILBREAK ON BYPASSED

[frozen jay]

its a dream wake up

[turbid dust]

wait why isnt it working im on ios 27 internal build

[vast fable]

LMAO

[frozen jay]

wake up

[vast fable]

dude 💀

[frozen jay]

im not dude im the guy in dream

[vast fable]

bro

[frozen jay]

wake up its dream ⏰

[vast fable]

IM NOT GOING SCHOOL

job yes

[frozen jay]

say that again ?

[manic tulip]

@ruby copper why is it not working

[frozen jay]

silent flexing

[velvet zenith]

mineekware never works bro

[trail isle]

switch 2

[polar python]

Mineekware

[ruby copper]

No problem

[turbid dust]

dude do you remember the software update bug where you could load sites thru the update description

[frozen jay]

reminds me of that guy who sent a crash log for his mc instance and it had a 3495WX for cpu and 6000 ada

[manic tulip]

Unfortunately

[turbid dust]

i know its patched 😔

[jaunty garnet]

why are the icons blurry

[frozen jay]

what is this

[jaunty garnet]

game in godot

[turbid dust]

@manic tulip peak cinema

[manic tulip]

lmfao

[trail isle]

@ruby copper why is it not working

[turbid dust]

shit i need to get on my wii internet browser asap

[muted shuttle]

fr

[trail isle]

i have run out of random devices to go to carbon.sep.lol on

[elfin slate]

@ruby copper why is it not working

[trail isle]

the saga

[muted shuttle]

i could try my xbox 360

[trail isle]

yes

wait

[velvet zenith]

Bomb

[trail isle]

ps4

nah i cba to set up my ps4

its a sunday

thats effort

[vast fable]

dude its my iphone.. and lost my old icloud is termined LOST nostaglia (started 2012 up to 2020 banned).. and that why activation locked after eject SIM..

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[ruby copper]

How are terminated iCloud accounts not immediately freeing all associated devices

Seems like a flaw

[jaunty garnet]

how does your icloud get terminated in the first place

[ruby copper]

Yeah true wtf

[elfin slate]

@ruby copper why is it not working

[jaunty garnet]

seems suspicious

[vast fable]

proof battery and year
image: https://imgur.com/a/1VEP9c8

[manic tulip]

dammit ps5 is immune to browsedns

[turbid dust]

ive got this

[manic tulip]

A place where carbon truly does not work

[muted shuttle]

launched internet explorer and my console instantly crashed

They know

[trail isle]

cooked

[manic tulip]

Wait hold on

If this works

This will be the best one

[turbid dust]

nono im locking in

[trail isle]

wii u tops ps5 surely

[spark yacht]

Did you try?

[flint rover]

I ahve no idea

[jaunty garnet]

virus

[flint rover]

Why im in the server

I know nothing abt technology

[manic tulip]

Noooo my echo show doesn't allow for custom dns

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper dude everything is broken

[flint rover]

I got a cheap ass samsung is all

And a chromebook

Okay bye people

[trail isle]

ok this is the best one

[manic tulip]

It doesn't pop up with a registration portal

Well what the console thinks would be one anyway

[flint rover]

See you in a few years

[spark yacht]

Just send the link to your account using another one

You will be able to open the url

[trail isle]

how bad is windows 11 25h2

[spark gale]

@ruby copper it’s not working

[trail isle]

i didnt even know the dsi had a browser

[ruby copper]

i have a dsi and didn't know it had a browser

Insane

[jaunty garnet]

everything has a browser

[trail isle]

ps5

[spark gale]

I had to go find this old ds just for the meme

[terse dome]

is there a ds mod that allows you to install sim cards

[spark yacht]

Not work iOS 26.2

[jaunty garnet]

literally anything but an ios 17 jailbreak

[turbid dust]

@ruby copper its not working broski

[trail isle]

thats just a flashcart

[manic tulip]

fuck you for beating me to it

[low mortar]

we're really out here trying to find the most obscure browsers

[turbid dust]

Linked accounts > YouTube btw

[spark yacht]

Told you just send the link

[low mortar]

we can do better

[manic tulip]

ps5 had an anuerism trying to reconnect to the internet after the dns

[trail isle]

i think 3ds is the worst browser i can possibly use

[jaunty garnet]

4 images in one message, is this a crypto scam

[manic tulip]

it was a battle

[trail isle]

gimme a sec

i’m about to cook

[turbid dust]

do i need to load it on roku tv

[trail isle]

roku

[low mortar]

try and jailbreak the hearing aid

[trail isle]

how tf do you get a browser on a roku

[turbid dust]

idk

see if the homepod can load this

[manic tulip]

surely apple releases the homepad this year and i can run carbon on that

[trail isle]

it does not work on windows 11 25h2

[turbid dust]

itll work, surely

[spark yacht]

Chromium is too secure, use Firefox

[muted shuttle]

Stuck here pls help @ruby copper

[manic tulip]

mineek you should add useragent checks

[muted shuttle]

We’ll switch to “why does it say unsupported”

[desert cairn]

@ruby copper why isn't it working

[trail isle]

@ruby copper why is it not working

[desert cairn]

lmao it crashed chrome

[ruby copper]

mineek malware

[chilly bear]

its not workinggggggggg

[spark yacht]

He probably will just to stop the pinging

[dry monolith]

Vm loser

[ruby copper]

Nah it's funny

[trail isle]

infinite mac

[muted shuttle]

Did u laugh at mine

Was it funny

[dark osprey]

call me wii the way i got 2 i's

[spark yacht]

Ok but why no work 26.2 iPhone 17????

[ruby copper]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

[trail isle]

im installing powerpc tiger in a utm vm to see if i can actually get internet working

[dark osprey]

nebula

[muted shuttle]

I was trying to do it on my 360 but it kept crashing

[dark osprey]

[desert cairn]

@ruby copper What did you do to my car thing

[muted shuttle]

nebulaware

[trail isle]

cooked

[ruby copper]

It jailbroke

[jaunty garnet]

nocturne

???

[muted shuttle]

nocturne vs octurne

[trail isle]

one sec chat

wow im nearly at 14 day uptime

[terse dome]

@ amfi_get_out_of_my_way

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith i broke the rootfs hash and now it wont update can you fix thisd

@velvet zenith Why is it going to main ui before it connects to the phone ?

[trail isle]

how awful is this laptop

[low mortar]

im at 5 days

[trail isle]

lock in

[low mortar]

no

my laptop dies so often

[trail isle]

mines plugged in at like all times

[low mortar]

Mine has to be

[velvet zenith]

What

[trail isle]

my vps is on like 3 days of uptime

my nas is like a week

[spark yacht]

16 gigs of ram

[desert cairn]

It goes to now playing before it connects to the phone

[velvet zenith]

Yeah

[spark yacht]

How much did you pay for it?

[velvet zenith]

Its always been like that

Have u never noticed

[desert cairn]

No i have

[trail isle]

it’s my dads work’s i’m just setting something up for him

[desert cairn]

I just feel like saying it now

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[desert cairn]

Can you fix it

[velvet zenith]

No

Nobody cares

[muted shuttle]

i drove in the city today guys...

I didnt crash

I did well

[desert cairn]

ok

[muted shuttle]

Thx

[trail isle]

ok

[desert cairn]

bare minimum btw

[low mortar]

well done kitty

[muted shuttle]

Ok lets see you drive buddy

[muted shuttle]

Thank u.

[velvet zenith]

He can

[terse dome]

oh

[trail isle]

i’d rather just take public transport or walk

[jaunty garnet]

hackintosh it

[trail isle]

no

[spark yacht]

Is it slow? My dad also has a laptop with one of those u cpu models

[jaunty garnet]

qemuintosh it

[trail isle]

its fine but all ive done is install windows and install drivers

[low mortar]

lol

[trail isle]

thats literally it

[low mortar]

i do wonder if my numbers would be worse if i didnt use aldente

[spark yacht]

My dad’s is super slow

[low mortar]

my charging constantly pauses

[trail isle]

im sure my m1 macbook air is better

[spark yacht]

He doesn’t use it now anyway

[terse dome]

why did i use my laptop for 14 hours straight one day

i need to go outside

touch grass

[velvet zenith]

Yeah

[low mortar]

I hate how quickly my battery has died though

[jaunty garnet]

what app is this

[low mortar]

aldente

[terse dome]

oh actually that might have been when all the snow was there so i couldnt go out for shit

which is fair enough

[jaunty garnet]

serial leak

[trail isle]

oops

no serial leak

[terse dome]

how is your battery capacity worse with less cycles

[jaunty garnet]

should i install coconut battery

[muted shuttle]

yes

[terse dome]

yes

[jaunty garnet]

should i get the real free version or the fake free version with more features

[muted shuttle]

coconutbattery sux

[low mortar]

0_0

thats a lie

ur mac has a battery

shit software

[muted shuttle]

ugh.... This is such bad software

[trail isle]

[low mortar]

actually

do mac minis have a cmos battery

surely they do

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[green sequoia]

my back is being pulverized

[low mortar]

yes

ifixit say yes

https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/Mac+mini+(2024)+CMOS+Battery+Replacement/180194

[green sequoia]

this road trip never ends

[jaunty garnet]

what is the cmos battery for

[muted shuttle]

cmos

[jaunty garnet]

[trail isle]

clock

[jaunty garnet]

oh

[low mortar]

on the 2022 m2 one too

[muted shuttle]

What about the 2023 m2 pro

👁️

[alpine chasm]

Slowmode wtf

[velvet zenith]

They dont

[low mortar]

die

[velvet zenith]

They dont

[muted shuttle]

Hey

Youre mean

[low mortar]

im having a moment

[trail isle]

smh...

[muted shuttle]

Eyes

[trail isle]

manufacture date 2025????

is that just the last time i dfu'd it

[thin mirage]

SENEGAL WON

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[trail isle]

ok

[terse dome]

wtf why do you keep it on near latest but not actually latest

[elfin slate]

why is it not working @ruby copper

[jaunty garnet]

???

why does it need data from other apps

[muted shuttle]

jailbrak

[terse dome]

its ios 18

[muted shuttle]

What if jailbreak comes out for 18.6.1 bro

[terse dome]

that shit aint getting nothin

[velvet zenith]

Nothing

[low mortar]

nuh uh

i made a jailbreak for that version

[velvet zenith]

Thx

[muted shuttle]

well theres the book exploit im messing with ...

[velvet zenith]

Now release it

[low mortar]

its called hydrogen

[velvet zenith]

If it blows up when im using it can it be called hydrogen bomb

[terse dome]

mid_sbx

[ruby copper]

Did u look at ur meter again

[terse dome]

who has a hydrogen meter dude

[low mortar]

^

[ruby copper]

true

[low mortar]

tbf

[muted shuttle]

This book exploit sux it's not working

[low mortar]

you could argue humidity?

cause like, h2o?

[ruby copper]

yeah

[terse dome]

sorry i ated the books

[velvet zenith]

It knows what yo are

[low mortar]

but also i am not moving

[muted shuttle]

It worked on my iphone 12 mini on a later version of ios

[low mortar]

such an awful pain day god damn

ive done nothing all day

[terse dome]

to be fair it is also sunday

youre supposed to do nothing

[low mortar]

I have a deadline on teusday

for something i was going to do this weekend

that i just haevnt been able to do

[jaunty garnet]

is this bad

[low mortar]

no?

[jaunty garnet]

what is huapu technology

[chilly bear]

my house

[trail isle]

do i actually have to spend money to get leopard

pmo

[muted shuttle]

https://archive.org

[trail isle]

i looked

[jaunty garnet]

mods

what are some good apps

[muted shuttle]

https://archive.org/details/691-6178-a-2-z-mac-os-x-leopard-v-10.5.1.-install-dvd-dvd-dl

[jaunty garnet]

for mac

[muted shuttle]

clearly not enough

[red hinge]

.

[trail isle]

IM NOT GETTING A DEV ACCOUNG

[compact cobalt]

guys is my mac pro fucked

[trail isle]

xoxoxoxo

[compact cobalt]

it's chime looping

[trail isle]

i hate my isp

fucking vpn it is

[compact cobalt]

huh why is slow mode on

[red hinge]

i love my isp

[low mortar]

you just need to agree the new thing

they do it yearly

or everytime a country changes tax regulations

[compact cobalt]

taxes are overrated

[jaunty garnet]

mullvad

[trail isle]

why tf is it so big

[jaunty garnet]

why dont you get snow leopard

[trail isle]

powerpc

plus i have the snow leopard dvd on my desk

next to my boomerang

[silent linden]

I do love linux

I am addicted to the terminal too

[jaunty sedge]

THIS WEB JAILBREAK HAD TO BE RELEASED IN THE DAY I DOWNGRADED MY 4S!

[fallen pelican]

if my bank don't give me my money back from the fact that I got scammed should I just kill myself

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Did you close your rings today ?

[warped light]

https://tenor.com/view/in-shock-gif-17553158948252598097

[velvet zenith]

Yup

[muted shuttle]

@velvet zenith Did you close your rings today ?

[velvet zenith]

Shut up fa

[desert cairn]

Lol

[velvet zenith]

Hey howd he get to the menu

[muted shuttle]

What a lying bitch

[desert cairn]

Ts menu works but it only shows today

Bc apple

[warped light]

i need some people to test Theta Signer

[muted shuttle]

Do i get a free cert

[warped light]

neb, you wanna test?

[desert cairn]

Sure as long as I can set bundle id

[warped light]

idk bout that

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[warped light]

hmm

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Im removing you from my cert

[desert cairn]

You can't 😂😂

Wait 1 year

[velvet zenith]

Ok

Whos paying me for next year

[desert cairn]

Nocturn

[trail isle]

sounds about right

[low mortar]

Hi

[warped light]

hola

[low mortar]

Where’s the misses

[warped light]

TJ Max

[muted shuttle]

Install failed: Guru Meditation 0db732@722:4994f6 'sp'

Thx

[elfin slate]

@ruby copper why is it not working

[trail isle]

that looks ai generated

[elfin slate]

it isnt

[muted shuttle]

looks more photoshopped than ai generated

[elfin slate]

im just ass at photoshopping

[muted shuttle]

Thats because its photoshopped

[wicked surge]

bro released a jb and everyone is pinging him "why isnt it working" thats gotta be annoying

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439473129020723301/1456106405768597686/watermark.gif

[muted shuttle]

I dont get this gif

[desert cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1457595519755882537/togif.gif

[wicked surge]

who did you send a gift? can i have one?

[muted shuttle]

I didn't send a gift

[jaunty garnet]

@muted shuttle You're awesome, just like this gift. Enjoy!

[terse dome]

just like how you dont get a j

sorry

[trail isle]

unemployed

[ashen basin]

Damn they really made a roof easy asf to build

[jaunty garnet]

minecraft

[ashen basin]

No

[jaunty garnet]

hytale is minecraft 2

[ashen basin]

Hytale is 3D terraria

[trail isle]

terraria is 2d minecraft

[ashen basin]

In a way

[half compass]

@ornate latch

[ashen basin]

Hytale’s shaders look so good but the textures on grass make it seem cheap imo

[trail isle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CWhJAv29Zc

[ashen basin]

Hmmm tbh

[half compass]

hytale has so much content to the point where you're overstimulated

[elfin slate]

why is it not working

ok ill stop now

[half compass]

there is a limit to how much content a game should have

[ashen basin]

This is true but tbf if you stop playing Minecraft for a couple years and go back you’ll feel the same way

[half compass]

not really minecraft is simple as fuck

[jaunty garnet]

if it's done right then not really

[half compass]

you make tools and sleep

then you decide if you wanna do more shit

[dense valve]

is this a vape

[elfin slate]

no

[dense valve]

o

[elfin slate]

😭

[dense valve]

what is i

[ashen basin]

Is this not hytale as well

[elfin slate]

its a powerbank bruh

[dense valve]

o

[half compass]

i'm pretty sure there's so many structures to the point where you don't know what to do

and mobs

[jaunty garnet]

vape

[ashen basin]

Tbh there aren’t too many, but also a lot of them that are in the game have nothing inside them except a wip sign 💀

[half compass]

speaking of minecraft

how do i get iron golems to stop spawning in my living room

[muted shuttle]

i spawned those there sorry

[chilly bear]

use carpets

[ashen basin]

You also have to keep in mind the generation it has now is the old v1 generation they made forever ago. v2 should fix it especially since it’s supposed to be extremely customizable

[low mortar]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-6aVd4WYAAgzGq.gif

@narrow crown

[chilly bear]

https://minecraft.wiki/w/Tutorial:Iron_golem_farming

[wicked surge]

lmao

puppy gf

[ornate latch]

This is insane LMFAO

[trail isle]

average redditor

[ornate latch]

Least woke redditor

[dense valve]

LMAO

[fossil citrus]

you guys should listen to this

[half compass]

peak comment

[wicked surge]

hi brad

[fossil citrus]

Here’s the tags

[stray merlin]

hello people

[narrow crown]

i want to live!

[wicked surge]

wtf when was slow mode enabled?

[half compass]

this is roblox jailbreak

[narrow crown]

i am immune so idc

[half compass]

please leave

[hasty jungle]

probably bc of the ping

maybe

[wicked surge]

wtf does that mean

[hasty jungle]

[narrow crown]

slowmode

does

not

affect

me

[half compass]

me

[narrow crown]

see?

[hasty jungle]

i

[half compass]

neither

[hasty jungle]

can

say

what

ever

i

want

[half compass]

this

message

[wicked surge]

oh

[half compass]

is

for the

purpose

of

[chilly bear]

wtf slow mode affects me

[wicked surge]

really

[half compass]

xp farming

[wicked surge]

lol

[hasty jungle]

what role decides whether ur effected or not

[half compass]

probably member one

[hasty jungle]

im not member one

[half compass]

yeah but you have the dev role

maybe that too

[hasty jungle]

true

[wicked surge]

how can you not? you been here so long

hi jaidan

[hasty jungle]

lmao

i hardly talk anymore

hello otter

[narrow crown]

finally. i am level 75. i have earned my member one role

[hasty jungle]

real rarest role is the bot contributor role

thats niche

[narrow crown]

i had it for a whiiiile before cuz i was genius

[chilly bear]

i thought it was mem plus

[half compass]

i thought it was member plus for image perms

[hasty jungle]

niche

[chilly bear]

oh

[hasty jungle]

does modifying bundle id for insta affect sign-in or no

ik for some apps it does

[wicked surge]

slow mode

[warped light]

not for IG

[hasty jungle]

sweet

[velvet zenith]

member plus

and higher

[hasty jungle]

thats not niche enough @spark gale pls fix

[desert cairn]

👀

[warped light]

[velvet zenith]

Shut up fatty

[indigo bough]

hi guys

[indigo bough]

The

[desert cairn]

Let's get a BMI check on this guy

And an active energy check

[velvet zenith]

Better than some people

[manic tulip]

3 billion

Calling it

[velvet zenith]

Its not the best but its better than the normal american and many ummmm

You know whos

[hasty jungle]

i have the most social credits

[wicked surge]

hy drate

OtterHappy

[warped light]

hola

[indigo bough]

[slim nova]

why slowmode

[warped light]

day 1 of waiting for aaron to accept my friend request

[slim nova]

I've been playing that game for 400 dyas

[hasty jungle]

me and aaron are day 1s

[wicked surge]

ive known him for a couple years and still havent tried to add him

[narrow crown]

aaron is my friend

[hasty jungle]

since packix

[narrow crown]

:)

packix is a throwback god damn

[warped light]

If he is friends with iCrud, he should be my friend

I'd say I am cooler than iCrud

[hasty jungle]

iCraveMen

[warped light]

sounds about right

[slim nova]

icreig

no dankpod fans? ☹️

[warped light]

@obtuse ruin wya

[terse dome]

what in the american spam mail

[warped light]

sorry, i sent that

[terse dome]

.

[indigo bough]

slow mode because of the ios 18 jailbreak that's getting announced today

they're preparing

[warped light]

Might be trading in my truck for a new truck on Saturday

[hasty jungle]

what truck do u have

[chilly bear]

what's it called

[indigo bough]

unc0ver gold

[velvet zenith]

An old one

[warped light]

2020 Ram 1500 Tradesman. Looking to get a 2026 Ram 1500 Big Horn

[hasty jungle]

true

[chilly bear]

[hasty jungle]

i'll know i've made it once i have a raptor

😛

[warped light]

just wait for iota jailbreak

[indigo bough]

bet

[warped light]

this is a joke btw

[indigo bough]

you've already said too much

[chilly bear]

idk dude it looks pretty big

probably expensive

[hasty jungle]

im actually thinking something more like this

[wicked surge]

docker compose up -d

[burnt kite]

Nothing like rocket for instagram.

[warped light]

rocket was pretty sick

[wicked surge]

i miss rocket

[chilly bear]

i still use rocket

[wicked surge]

on what version

[burnt kite]

You just have to find the right version

[chilly bear]

384.0.0/3.8.36

ig/rocket

[burnt kite]

What i like about it is that stories don't get marked as seen, at all.

Why slowdown mode enabled?

[wicked surge]

new jb

[burnt kite]

Old ahh jailbreak

[wicked surge]

lol

[burnt kite]

[compact cobalt]

is AMD checkm8 still fucked?