purple puppy weight loss | CS Career Hub | Page 8

lusty matrix Jun 24, 2022, 7:29 PM

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also my manager got another person to do what was originally my project

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just to "break the ground on the new project while purple puppy is finishing up his tasks that he should have done a long time ago"

split hazel Jun 24, 2022, 7:42 PM

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I hope you and your manager are on a really friendly-jokey basis. Otherwise, they should not be saying things like that in the open

lusty matrix Jun 24, 2022, 8:05 PM

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split hazel I hope you and your manager are on a really friendly-jokey basis. Otherwise, the...

oh he also said some other things. for example, my coworker, who joined two weeks ago, said he was going to wfh because his roommate caught covid. but my manager told him to come to the office anyway "as long as you don't have a fever" because "the office is full of germs anyway, for example purple puppy is always coughing but wears a mask so it's fine" and that "you have to come to the office because you are taking longer than expected to ramp up your productivity [as a new hire]"

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so basically a mini elon

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I guess company culture does flow from the top

split hazel Jun 24, 2022, 8:09 PM

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@lusty matrix: wait... I think I saw a comment somewhere which suggested you worked at TSLA. Ah, now things make more sense. Yeah, work hard, deliver, try not to internalize your manager's quips, burn him on your way out.

lusty matrix Jun 24, 2022, 8:14 PM

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purple puppies are peaceful creatures who try not to burn people

lusty matrix Jun 25, 2022, 1:33 AM

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jk i lied

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split hazel Jun 26, 2022, 1:47 AM

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There's gotta be some rules for this diet 🧐

lusty matrix Jun 26, 2022, 4:09 AM

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today's gluttony

cobalt finch Jun 26, 2022, 1:17 PM

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How much weight have you lost

carmine parcel Jun 26, 2022, 3:26 PM

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lusty matrix today's gluttony

how do you eat so much notlikethisduck
that's food for like 3 days for me

lusty matrix Jun 26, 2022, 6:23 PM

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83 kg today

lusty matrix Jun 26, 2022, 7:21 PM

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egg tarts!!!!!!

split hazel Jun 26, 2022, 9:49 PM

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I want portuguese egg tarts (pets) 🇵🇹

lusty matrix Jun 26, 2022, 10:17 PM

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which one should i drink

loud dagger Jun 26, 2022, 10:18 PM

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both blobcoffee

carmine parcel Jun 26, 2022, 11:20 PM

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split hazel I want portuguese egg tarts *(pets)* 🇵🇹

fun fact: "pets" is "farts" in french

lusty matrix Jun 27, 2022, 1:00 AM

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i thought it was pasteis de nata

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the egg tarts

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and fart is speed in swedish or something

lusty matrix Jun 27, 2022, 3:18 AM

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elfin gate Jun 27, 2022, 3:19 AM

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this doesn't look too bad

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i'm guessing there's about 5 pounds of meat out of the frame

lusty matrix Jun 27, 2022, 3:21 AM

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elfin gate this doesn't look too bad

it tasted bad though

elfin gate Jun 27, 2022, 3:36 AM

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oh i meant for weight loss

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the actual meal looks pretty meh

lusty matrix Jun 27, 2022, 7:56 PM

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oh no

elfin gate Jun 27, 2022, 8:03 PM

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Ok puppy it doesnt seem like you can avoid eating good tasting food

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Which means theres only 1 option left, burning off the calories

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Have you considered getting into marathon running

lusty matrix Jun 27, 2022, 8:04 PM

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nope

lusty matrix Jun 28, 2022, 1:16 AM

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carmine parcel Jun 28, 2022, 1:22 AM

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junior fossil Jun 28, 2022, 1:23 AM

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Are you invading Pup’s journey Uwot

carmine parcel Jun 28, 2022, 1:23 AM

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I must motivate him with home-made food made by my partner

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Vegetarian chili/tofu with low-fat organic Greek yogurt.

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Would some inspiration help you, pp?

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Take-out is generally too salty to be good for your health

junior fossil Jun 28, 2022, 1:25 AM

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For awhile I thought Pup’s spouse was cooking his meals thanosthink

loud dagger Jun 28, 2022, 1:27 AM

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those meals are ok, but the progress made with those gets shadowed by all his other meals lol

lusty matrix Jun 28, 2022, 1:28 AM

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junior fossil For awhile I thought Pup’s spouse was cooking his meals<:thanosthink:90372964529...

oh that's true sometimes but today i have to stay late at work to finish up my task

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also our stove and oven haven't arrived yet despite ordering them in november last year

carmine parcel Jun 28, 2022, 1:29 AM

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have you considered getting an "air fryer" ?

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it'll reduce cooking time and amount of fat in some meals

lusty matrix Jun 28, 2022, 1:29 AM

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i have a https://www.breville.com/us/en/products/microwaves/bmo870.html

Breville

the Combi Wave™ 3 in 1

Air Fryer, Convection Oven & Microwave.

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it is basically just a microwave with a fan inside though

lusty matrix Jun 28, 2022, 7:30 PM

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lusty matrix Jun 29, 2022, 1:51 AM

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pomfret

carmine parcel Jun 29, 2022, 2:49 AM

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can we be eating buddies? :3

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mail me a 2nd portion of everything you eat, and I promise I'll savor it 🙂

lusty matrix Jun 29, 2022, 2:53 AM

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carmine parcel mail me a 2nd portion of everything you eat, and I promise I'll savor it 🙂

hmm I'm worried it might go bad if I mail it

carmine parcel Jun 29, 2022, 2:54 AM

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pay for the Express Premium VIP All-Star Inclusive X-treme+ Service!

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Elon will ship it in person with his own jet right to my door

loud dagger Jun 29, 2022, 2:56 AM

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payne will send maple syrup n poutine in return blobuwuthink

lusty matrix Jun 29, 2022, 7:36 PM

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is eating cold food good for weight loss since the body has to burn calories to keep the body temperature

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also all the microwaves in the office stopped working

lusty matrix Jun 30, 2022, 2:33 AM

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junior fossil Jun 30, 2022, 3:42 AM

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what are the macros PUP

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eyes_sus

lusty matrix Jun 30, 2022, 6:19 PM

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is 1/3 of a doughnut bad for weight loss

unborn furnace Jun 30, 2022, 6:34 PM

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using coffee sticks for chopsticks again?

lusty matrix Jun 30, 2022, 7:20 PM

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lusty matrix Jun 30, 2022, 11:10 PM

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junior fossil Jul 1, 2022, 12:39 AM

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Niiiiice good job

lusty matrix Jul 1, 2022, 6:24 PM

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lusty matrix Jul 1, 2022, 9:30 PM

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fair mulch Jul 1, 2022, 9:54 PM

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that looks good

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here's my thumbs up

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mochaThumbsUp

native dune Jul 1, 2022, 10:52 PM

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lusty matrix

If I was better at Photoshop I’d edit the dog to be purple

lusty matrix Jul 1, 2022, 10:56 PM

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native dune If I was better at Photoshop I’d edit the dog to be purple

native dune Jul 2, 2022, 1:56 AM

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lusty matrix

This is the original now no one can convince me otherwise

lusty matrix Jul 3, 2022, 12:35 AM

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coral siren Jul 3, 2022, 12:46 AM

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Too healthy.

Make sure to add chili sauce so tasty.

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Oh you have some blobthumbsup

lusty matrix Jul 3, 2022, 1:04 AM

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9k steps today

neon skiff Jul 3, 2022, 2:40 AM

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this message is from a while ago but I wanted to ask,

Have you considered getting a pull up bar?

if you have something that you can do quickly, for example a pull up, at random times during the day, its basically no work and no sweat and you build up muscle from doing it,

I went from .5 pull ups to being able to do 15 in a row without activly workingout in like less than 3 months but it could have been done faster

lusty matrix Jul 3, 2022, 2:47 AM

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neon skiff this message is from a while ago but I wanted to ask, Have you considered gett...

i work in the office and barely have time at home though

neon skiff Jul 3, 2022, 2:48 AM

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lusty matrix i work in the office and barely have time at home though

whenever you wakeup and go to bed is enough tbh

lusty matrix Jul 3, 2022, 2:49 AM

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oh ok

coral siren Jul 3, 2022, 2:51 AM

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Install one at work.

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Assert your authority!

lusty matrix Jul 3, 2022, 3:08 AM

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neon skiff whenever you wakeup and go to bed is enough tbh

i tried doing a pullup using monkey bars at a playground and hit my head trying to jump up rup

lusty matrix Jul 3, 2022, 3:27 AM

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vegetable and mushroom hotpot

lusty matrix Jul 3, 2022, 3:59 PM

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nope that's chicken meets rice which is much better imo

lusty matrix Jul 4, 2022, 1:58 AM

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extreme takeout feast!!!!!

elfin gate Jul 4, 2022, 2:24 AM

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Mmm egg fried rice

neon skiff Jul 4, 2022, 6:28 PM

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lusty matrix extreme takeout feast!!!!!

Are you doing one meal a day or something or did you just want to eat more?

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Also how many calories is that?

lusty matrix Jul 4, 2022, 6:34 PM

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neon skiff Are you doing one meal a day or something or did you just want to eat more?

my wife and i actually split it across two meals

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strawberry milk

lusty matrix Jul 4, 2022, 9:46 PM

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lusty matrix Jul 5, 2022, 2:56 AM

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time to kick weight loss into high gear by eating big plate of vegetable!!!!!

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and fish

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random fish from clearance aisle of japanese grocery store

coral siren Jul 5, 2022, 3:17 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/mando-way-this-is-the-way-mandalorian-star-wars-gif-18467370

Tenor

split hazel Jul 5, 2022, 5:07 AM

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@lusty matrix: Diet looking better post-vacation 👍🏽

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I'm trying to get back to regular exercise + diet. I don't have a scale here, but I'm tightening everything up. Will try my best to get strength gains at constant weight over the next few months.

lusty matrix Jul 6, 2022, 1:06 AM

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lusty matrix Jul 6, 2022, 7:14 PM

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lusty matrix Jul 7, 2022, 1:02 AM

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lusty matrix Jul 7, 2022, 7:59 PM

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81.9 kg today morning

split hazel Jul 7, 2022, 9:21 PM

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You lost 0.7kg = 1.5lb, so I guess it's time for me to do 75 push-ups. brb

lusty matrix Jul 7, 2022, 9:21 PM

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not sure if I actually lost the weight or just dehydrated today

split hazel Jul 7, 2022, 9:21 PM

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ugh, I gotta stretch. hold on

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well I should do this. Likely can't sustain 15 reps/set for all 5 with only 20 second pauses, but I'll report back shortly

carmine parcel Jul 7, 2022, 9:22 PM

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the key is to pile on as much clothing as possible when you begin your weight loss quest
than as weeks go by, simply get leaner and learner in terms of how many layers of clothes you are wearing
you'll always be making progress! rollsafe

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maybe even start with a diver suit, with the weight vest and all: could provide you with months of progress! 🧠

split hazel Jul 7, 2022, 9:25 PM

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ohhhh the stamina isn't here blobcatsipsweat

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This didn't go well: {25, 10, 10, 5, 5, 5, 5}. Good form, but Increasing pauses between sets.

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Good work, @lusty matrix. You keep at it and so will I 👍🏽

lusty matrix Jul 8, 2022, 1:09 AM

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is banh mi good for weight loss

lusty matrix Jul 8, 2022, 7:41 PM

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bubble tea to celebrate losing 1 kg

lusty matrix Jul 8, 2022, 8:26 PM

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meat and cucumber

radiant verge Jul 9, 2022, 2:17 AM

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lusty matrix bubble tea to celebrate losing 1 kg

only to gain it back

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:rup:

lusty matrix Jul 9, 2022, 10:08 PM

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oh no I'm 82 kg today morning

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split hazel Jul 9, 2022, 10:58 PM

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Nice photo + nice counters

elfin gate Jul 10, 2022, 1:21 AM

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lose 1 kg -> celebrate losing 1kg by eating -> gain 1 kg

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i found the infinite loop

lusty matrix Jul 10, 2022, 11:25 PM

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should i lose weight by not eating anything today

coral siren Jul 10, 2022, 11:33 PM

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Build good habits you'll maintain forever.

lusty matrix Jul 10, 2022, 11:36 PM

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i'm too tired to get out of bed

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if i don't eat or drink anything for a couple of weeks then the habit will maintain forever without any effort

native dune Jul 11, 2022, 3:31 AM

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Fasting once and awhile probably isn’t bad. I usually do that the day of and/or after eating with friends. Try not to get dehydrated though

lusty matrix Jul 12, 2022, 12:20 AM

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health station has no internet today so i can only take a photo of results

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hmm this health station is always 2-3 kg heavier than my morning weighing at home

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lusty matrix Jul 12, 2022, 12:55 AM

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carmine parcel Jul 12, 2022, 3:22 AM

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lusty matrix

me want 🤤

lusty matrix Jul 12, 2022, 4:23 AM

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lusty matrix Jul 12, 2022, 9:00 PM

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leftovers for lunch

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oh no it's so spicy

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puprocket

junior fossil Jul 12, 2022, 9:01 PM

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Plenty veg

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Very good

lusty matrix Jul 12, 2022, 9:07 PM

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chili pepper is both fruit and vegetable

lusty matrix Jul 13, 2022, 1:11 AM

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radiant verge Jul 13, 2022, 12:21 PM

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samosa, rice, mint chutney and goat/lamb?

lusty matrix Jul 13, 2022, 3:51 PM

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yup

lusty matrix Jul 13, 2022, 7:38 PM

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81.1 kg today

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but my scale is nearly out of battery

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🪫

split hazel Jul 13, 2022, 10:18 PM

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it's too weak to report your actual poundage ⚖️

lusty matrix Jul 14, 2022, 12:54 AM

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To those accustomed to chopsticks, the greasy parcel known as a 'burger,' a sort of split bao, is crude and messy. Yet it encapsulates a nation’s violent past.

lusty matrix Jul 15, 2022, 12:23 AM

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rowed 500 m, took a break, then rowed 1000 m

lusty matrix Jul 15, 2022, 1:12 AM

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is this good for weight loss

split hazel Jul 15, 2022, 1:35 AM

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Everything about that photo is bad

lusty matrix Jul 15, 2022, 1:37 AM

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oh god

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this meat is so salty and dry

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wtf is bbq supposed to be like this??

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my teeth hurt

loud dagger Jul 15, 2022, 1:46 AM

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it does look dry from the photo hah

carmine parcel Jul 15, 2022, 2:04 AM

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lusty matrix is this good for weight loss

beans ❤️

junior fossil Jul 15, 2022, 2:24 AM

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Why would you buy BBQ anywhere that’s not the south or Brooklyn smh

lusty matrix Jul 15, 2022, 2:35 AM

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junior fossil Why would you buy BBQ anywhere that’s not the south or Brooklyn smh

it was free provided by work

lusty matrix Jul 15, 2022, 2:35 AM

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carmine parcel beans ❤️

oh the beans were too sweet so I threw them away

junior fossil Jul 15, 2022, 2:35 AM

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Oh. I’m sorry they subjected you to this

loud dagger Jul 15, 2022, 2:42 AM

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thats a trirup right there

carmine parcel Jul 15, 2022, 2:43 AM

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where's the ZeldaPup?

lusty matrix Jul 15, 2022, 2:47 AM

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amber steppe Jul 15, 2022, 7:50 AM

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lusty matrix oh the beans were too sweet so I threw them away

First time I tried baked beans I was very surprised they were sweet
I've only had savory or plain beans before so I didn't even know that was a thing

lusty matrix Jul 15, 2022, 7:21 PM

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lusty matrix Jul 16, 2022, 12:17 AM

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coral siren Jul 16, 2022, 2:48 AM

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I want to say Boba bad

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But that is a very cute photo.

lusty matrix Jul 16, 2022, 4:31 AM

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lusty matrix Jul 16, 2022, 8:28 PM

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oh no i can't exercise anymore because my rowing machine is infested with squirrels

split hazel Jul 16, 2022, 9:03 PM

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outdoor rowing machine!

lusty matrix Jul 16, 2022, 9:26 PM

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split hazel outdoor rowing machine!

house too small for it to be put inside

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house is small because I am too poor so I can only afford just over $2 million on housing

split hazel Jul 16, 2022, 10:02 PM

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Not sure if you're in SF itself, but shouldn't that have gotten you > 2250sqft (for a pandemic purchase)?

lusty matrix Jul 16, 2022, 10:10 PM

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split hazel Not sure if you're in SF itself, but shouldn't that have gotten you > 2250sqft (...

san jose

split hazel Jul 16, 2022, 10:18 PM

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2400+ sqft, then >.<

lusty matrix Jul 16, 2022, 10:19 PM

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split hazel 2400+ sqft, then >.<

nope, 1300 sq ft

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and $200k for renovations

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and it's just some 1959 house that's in bad condition (sagging roof, ancient hvac system, etc)

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in some random part of town that's not particularly good with all the schools being rated 3/10

split hazel Jul 16, 2022, 10:34 PM

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soooo... what are its pros? 🧐

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Why not something like this?
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/435-Belmont-Ave-San-Jose-CA-95125/2062755172_zpid/

lusty matrix Jul 16, 2022, 10:35 PM

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split hazel soooo... what are its pros? 🧐

well the pro was that it was listed for $1398000 so I managed to snag it without paying all cash by offering only 450k over asking

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also I bought at the peak of house prices

split hazel Jul 16, 2022, 10:38 PM

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I thought you bought during a pandemic dip. But I'm still not understanding; the home I linked just underwent a price cut, so there's no bidding war going on. Shouldn't $1.75M have gone a lot further (size-wise)?

lusty matrix Jul 16, 2022, 10:46 PM

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split hazel I thought you bought during a pandemic dip. But I'm still not understanding; the...

it was a pandemic peak

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house prices peaked in late 2021

lusty matrix Jul 16, 2022, 11:18 PM

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split hazel Why not something like this? <https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/435-Belmont-Ave...

also my house has a bigger lot size than that

lusty matrix Jul 17, 2022, 2:15 AM

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is this good for weight loss

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elfin gate Jul 17, 2022, 2:35 AM

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Yes because true weight loss comes from the heart

lusty matrix Jul 17, 2022, 7:17 PM

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lusty matrix Jul 17, 2022, 8:47 PM

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today I am only 81.9 kg

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despite eating a huge amount of fried chicken, two bubble teas, and 6 tacos

lusty matrix Jul 18, 2022, 12:51 AM

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split hazel Jul 18, 2022, 2:42 AM

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Nectarines, salmon, and bok choy 🧐

lusty matrix Jul 18, 2022, 4:18 AM

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split hazel Nectarines, salmon, and bok choy 🧐

it's peach

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pistachio roll cake

coral siren Jul 18, 2022, 4:22 AM

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Well they said eat your greens

marble bolt Jul 18, 2022, 6:57 PM

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What’s the best bubble tea flavour @lusty matrix need to cop for a friend

cobalt finch Jul 18, 2022, 7:04 PM

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Mango milk

lusty matrix Jul 18, 2022, 7:51 PM

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marble bolt What’s the best bubble tea flavour <@165886688625819649> need to cop for a frien...

oh idk i like matcha drinks i guess pupbubbletea

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but classic milk tea, taro, ginger, almond, etc are also good

native dune Jul 18, 2022, 7:56 PM

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marble bolt What’s the best bubble tea flavour <@165886688625819649> need to cop for a frien...

If your friend likes milk drinks, the classic black milk tea or green milk tea with or without honey or taro are all solid. If they like fruit teas, passion fruit or mango green tea tends to be solid.

loud dagger Jul 18, 2022, 8:06 PM

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matcha + yuzu is good stuff

lusty matrix Jul 18, 2022, 10:04 PM

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