#purple puppy weight loss

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midnight inlet
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need an alias to ban

lusty matrix
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the phrase "do the needful" is stereotypically associated with indian english and is sometimes used to make fun of indian people. It seems worse in this context since it follows another indian stereotype, which is about marriage. However I think reno is indian himself...

lusty matrix
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weight loss quaker oats

slim lily
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lol I’m just bumping the channel so that purple pup posts food pics

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Wtf Amazon has added a doggie named AI

slim lily
frail thicket
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purple puppy collars 👀

slim lily
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Why “👀” it’s not like they’re bedroom tools

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Just normal puppy stuff

lusty matrix
lusty matrix
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weight loss sleep

tawdry aurora
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that's half of a day, how do you sleep that much

lusty matrix
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puppies require 18 to 20 hours of sleep every day

ionic hazel
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i wish i was u

tawdry aurora
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We all want to be a purple puppy rolling around the floor and eating expensive human food

lusty matrix
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steamed ribs

slim lily
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No food post lately …

slim lily
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Found a purple puppy tesla made auto when I was travelling

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(green number plates are reserved for EV vehicles)

lusty matrix
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money saving home cooked food

lusty matrix
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oh no!!!!!!

sage geode
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It's normal to bulk up for the winter so you have fat reserves for the impending cold. My cats seem to be eating more too.

spring whale
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PP in his winter arc

lusty matrix
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weight loss vegetable

lusty matrix
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money saving avocado toast

slim lily
lusty matrix
wind vapor
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What is the shrimp thing? Looks good

slim lily
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How’s the weight loss going?

ionic hazel
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yum

maiden palm
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The laziest way is to swap out a meal with a protein shake

slim lily
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happy valentines purple pup 💜

slim lily
soft belfry
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The Liberation day Liberated purple puppy blobglarecry

slim lily
slim lily
lusty matrix
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money saving biryani

lusty matrix
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tesla head of AI finally chimes in on the "weight loss" vs "money saving" debate

slim lily
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Woah, watershed moment

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Valued customer has broken the silence.
I think you should be fined for using chopsticks with biryani

soft belfry
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Aint no way that was 4 bucks

lusty matrix
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weight loss 3 cups chicken

carmine parcel
slim lily
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It’s about the same price as 🐓 biryani in India

lusty matrix
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money saving tuna

sage geode
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Employee discount or something?

lusty matrix
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this is at the employee cafe at nvidia

sage geode
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oh right it do say 'nvdvd' as nvidia is well known as

next oak
carmine parcel
lusty matrix
next oak
slim lily
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Congrats on becoming a millionaire

slim lily
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Sorry, *multimillionaire

lusty matrix
lusty matrix
lusty matrix
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also for the longest time 5000 series gpus weren't in stock anywhere and it was really hard to buy them but the employee gear store has relatively more frequent drops (though the 5090 is still not available)

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btw you can only buy each sku once, and reselling for profit is strictly prohibited

next oak
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I had an interview a month or two ago but unfortuantely did not pass the phone screen which kind of surprised me. I think it was 4 or 5 LC questions and I was able to do all of them but 1

slim lily
slim lily
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2.25 USD biryani, it has shady colouring (biryanis should get its colour from saffron)
I usually don’t do this low end food, but anything for this channel

lusty matrix
slim lily
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Was it 🌶️ spicy? Hyderabadi is supposed to burn

lusty matrix
slim lily
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Oh, you got scammed, but only slightly

lusty matrix
lusty matrix
sage geode
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They wanted to cover up the mess of a pizza underneath with basil...? Are those beans?

lusty matrix
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extreme weight gain

slim lily
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Wooooow

cobalt finch
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All this weight gain without me pp? I'm upset

lusty matrix
lusty matrix
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slim lily
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Please extract more salary from nvda and make it at least one Canada

lusty matrix
slim lily
slim lily
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Deep Fried cheese sticks and some crisps

lusty matrix
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weight loss indian

sage geode
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are teh ticket numbers significant? last time you let 680 people eat ahead of you ...

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all the sodiums

wind vapor
lusty matrix
slim lily
# lusty matrix weight loss indian

Butter chicken is modern British food that got popularized as Indian food.
Later some restaurants in India started claiming themselves as the originator
I remember as a kid this was never on any Indian menu, in fact the first time I ate butter chicken was in Japan and 5-6 years after that it started showing up on menus in India

slim lily
lusty matrix
sage geode
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More sugar than a can of Coke!

lusty matrix
lusty matrix
cobalt finch
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$4, so money saving as well

slim lily
lusty matrix
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extreme weight gain bubble tea

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weight loss biryani

cobalt finch
cobalt finch
slim lily
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Sugar isn’t used in biryani but I bet there is a 300kcal can of coke nearby

sage geode
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White rice makes diabetes almost as bad as the white suga.

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One of many reasons Korean royalty ate purple rice.

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They knew about diabetus

slim lily
turbid cave
lusty matrix
sage geode
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How do you keep it clean inside? Or is that why it's black?

I had a white one and the inside accumulated dust you could see. I hope it was dust.

slim lily
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Indoor dust is mostly dead skin

slim lily
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Happy new year, Is that chai or soup

lusty matrix
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soup

cobalt finch
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How much did the baby eat

slim lily
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Babies don’t eat grains, they have to grow teeth first 🦷

lusty matrix
sage geode
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puppies havin' babies oh ma' lawd

lusty matrix
lusty matrix
slim lily
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What’s the occasion?

lusty matrix
cobalt finch
slim lily
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Backhand compliment but he is cash poor

soft belfry
lusty matrix
sage geode
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Good.... Gooood...

lusty matrix
slim lily
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I bet I can run 1km in 4 mins

sage geode
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That's quite fast! Burns way more than 57 calories I bet.

lusty matrix
lusty matrix
lusty matrix
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meanwhile actual food in nvidia:

lusty matrix
sage geode
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Ur boat is too efficient! This seems counterproductive to exercise!

slim lily
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Btw I have a kayak of my own. I lent it to my cousin

lusty matrix
sage geode
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Have you tried drinking a weight loss money saving matcha right before and see how far you go?

slim lily
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Nah pup needs 2-3 years in Dagestan

lusty matrix
slim lily
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🍑

sage geode
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sweet meat huh? oh well nobody needs to be dogmatic. annoy your favorite establishment by insisting on brown rice.

slim lily
sage geode
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Ikr I've been a proponent for longtime. You'd think purple puppy would be into purple rice.

slim lily
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He’s just into illegal tuna unfortunately

lusty matrix
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money saving burrata toast

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slim lily
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To me

lusty matrix
lusty matrix
amber steppe
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haven't checked in on this in 2 years, were you finally able to lose weight!?

cobalt finch
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Lmao

amber steppe
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The food looks absolutely delicious though, damn!

lusty matrix
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weight gain steak fajitas

lusty matrix
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i'm at like 83 kg currently

slim lily
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3 kgs in 3 years, not bad

amber steppe
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It’s healthy for his breed

lusty matrix
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weight loss squirrel fish

slim lily
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I ate chicken rice for the first time ever

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The rice was cold. Idk if it’s supposed to be

lusty matrix
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chicken is supposed to be cold but the rice is supposed to be hot

lusty matrix
lusty matrix
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Liver?

lusty matrix
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Wow

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I have that too

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Wow

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Does rowing help?

sage geode
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All exercise helps everything, so tangentially...
Sorry to hear about your blubber-engorged livers.

You must reduce glycemic response to help your liver. Your liver makes the chemicals to process some excess carbs into cholesterol or other bad fats. This is oxidizing and the stress on the organ of this can show up as the fats. Please simply try higher fiber appetizers in order to blunt glycemic response of your main meal. Also Intermittent fasting eating style can help. If you're hardcore, try keto?

lusty matrix
lusty matrix
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ultimate fattening pro max

slim lily
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Is that Putin?

lusty matrix
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there used to be a restaurant in montreal called "vladimir poutine" but they closed

lusty matrix
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weight loss bubble tea and nikutama udon

lunar badge
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Skinny tea cup make skinny waist

sage geode
lusty matrix
sage geode
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Whoa real ice cream in that one, watch out!

lusty matrix
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roundpup --> flatpup
oh no i need to lose 20 pounds

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my plan is to row 2 minutes on the rowing machine per day

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also I have no muscle so all of the overweightness is visceral fat

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panic!!!

elfin gate
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Get wife to count calories, for you. Saves the annoying part of weight loss.

radiant verge
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Try using a calorie counter, pup. I use MyFitnessPal and it's decent

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It'll help you figure out where you might get unwanted cals from

lusty matrix
radiant verge
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I think the ingredients for the meal would probably be on there, and maybe you can add those ingredients and their information

lusty matrix
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how much calories is in mango lassi and chai latte

radiant verge
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I haven't done it myself but I think that could potentially work

lusty matrix
radiant verge
lusty matrix
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i am so hungry all the time

coral siren
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My take is don't drink your calories.

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stick to water, then you can have more delicious solids.

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Tip 2: I buy a ton of organic vegetables. 1 meal a day can be 100% cut up tomatoes, zuccini, goats cheese, and great salad leaves or potatoes at home.

Lemon juice and pepper salad dressing. Or other strongly flavoured dressing like soy.

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It's a lot easier to eat healthy if your fridge is jam packed with healthy.

lusty matrix
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oh i usually drink water except bubble tea pupbubbleteataro

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however today was an exception

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because my $12 dinner subsidy doesn't cover any solid food since all the food is $15

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so the only thing i could afford for $12 was the two drinks for $5.50 each

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and in fact i was planning to give those to my cousins in law but my manager told me to do extra work so i drank the chai

regal bluff
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swimming was a real fat burner for me, natural water maybe more as its colder (?) .

lusty matrix
radiant verge
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yea, try to see if there's other milk's that have a lower fat, more protein, lower sugar etc..

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I usually get Fairlife, since they have a fat-free option:

lusty matrix
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oh yeah i got chobani ultra filtered which is the same thing (less sugar, lactose free, more protein)

coral siren
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Keep in mind that milk is designed by nature.

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For fattening up babies.

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Milk is healthy but it's kinda what you drink after you've run a marathon.

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It's what I have if I forget to each breakfast and lunch haha

gray citrus
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cant go wrong with soy milk

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tbh more fiber will help you feel more full

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and higher protein diet whenever possible

elfin gate
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Do you have weekly goals puppy? it's about -500 calorie deficit a day to lose a pound a week

lusty matrix
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oh no i have a 1000 calorie surplus per day right now

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panic!!!!

lusty matrix
gray citrus
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oh noes

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time to donate all ur bubble tea to me

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taht should help

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and it will help me with my weight gain goals!

junior fossil
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Or just work out more

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Not to say you shouldn’t cut back on the boba lol

elfin gate
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Can't out run a bad diet unless puppy wants to train to be a marathon runner

lusty matrix
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my diet is extremely delicious though

coral siren
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Working out is of nonzero importance haha. But it doesn't cut calories, more about feeling good.

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IMO it's 100% just figuring out a delicious hi-gi diet. Focus on introducing new meals you love, that are healthy.

misty furnace
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junior fossil
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Intermittent ftw

stone cloak
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Mashallah everyone should fast

misty furnace
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I need to fast tbh. maybe do a multiday fast

split hazel
lusty matrix
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jk

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i'm just lazy

split hazel
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In a best case scenario, you will burn 10 kcal in those 2 minutes. If diligent, you will lose 1 pound in approximately 1 year

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A more aggressive plan of action will likely be needed

lusty matrix
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hmm my apple health app says i will burn 30 kcal in 2 minutes

split hazel
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Only if you're going hard for those 2 minutes. But you can't go from 0 to hard in 120 seconds unless you're already warmed-up.

lusty matrix
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oh ok

marble bolt
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Have you tried If?

lusty matrix
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what's lf?

radiant verge
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I think it's intermiddant fasting but no clue

lusty matrix
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oh i thought that was a lowercase L lol

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since the f is lowercase

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i used to just forget to eat when i was single

marble bolt
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Whoops yea

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You just try eat every bit within a window say a 4 hour window say 12 pm and 4 pm

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Or 12 and 5

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The fasting has other benefits like autophagy as well

junior fossil
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A 20-4 schedule might be tough

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initially

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but yeah something along those lines

lusty matrix
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oh ok

marble bolt
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I’m planning on that just for the mind clarity

lusty matrix
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is paleo good for weight loss

split hazel
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@lusty matrix: when dieting, people have to figure out what works individually for them. I think 'paleo' as a narrative is inane, but some people find it's easier to stick to their diet when their stomachs are filled with protein and fat. The same goes for 'keto'

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So, if it works for you, then keep at it. I don't recommend ultra low carb diets, though (keto). It may as well be called "The Brain Starvation Diet"

elfin gate
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I think your best bet is calorie counting

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Although I've heard of a trend of people focusing on eating stuff high in volume but low in calories to ease hunger. But I'm not sure if that's pseudo science or not

split hazel
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I would fill up on vegetables and drink mint tea to help control my appetite (it worked)

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I had an overweight coworker who switched from pizza and donuts throughout the day to eating a bin of raw vegetables from 9-5. He dropped from 200 to 160 lbs

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# lusty matrix is paleo good for weight loss

when i lost like ~100 pounds some years ago, i did a combination of intermittent fasting and keto. so paleo is probably fine if you enjoy it. but i think the most important thing was the counting of calories and macros. i don't do keto anymore and just make sure im keeping a nice balance within my calorie budget, but this naturally tends to be 50g carbs or less. no reason to burn out on any diet you don't enjoy, as you want to make a lifestyle change and not just a short-term one, i think

split hazel
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no reason to burn out on any diet you don't enjoy, as you want to make a lifestyle change and not just a short-term one

Pro tip right here

lusty matrix
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oh no i'm so hungry

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hmm i should bring my metamucil to work and then just drink a cup of that whenever i'm hungry

lusty matrix
split hazel
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I found that drinking hot liquid helped suppress my appetite a bit. This was when I was taking things to an extreme and got down to below 5% bodyfat, so I was using every trick I could come up with.

elfin gate
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I like to skip meals and eat 2 instead of 3 meals a day.

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I think it's a good way of cutting calories

split hazel
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@lusty matrix: You're looking for something in the realm of normality. I think a small shift in your diet (cutting back on fatty meats, having a few more vegetables on your plate, having 1 portion of fruits & vegetables as a snack each day) paired with some light cardio will get you to where you want to be. You'll also be able to integrate these things into your regular day-to-day going forward.

lusty matrix
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is this good for weight loss

junior fossil
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Possibly

stone cloak
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at least 1 cal there

coral siren
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Paleo good

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Delicious + low glycemic index

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all you need in the world.

split hazel
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@lusty matrix: bok choy yes, shrompz aren't bad (better to grill than to fry in a lot of oil, though)

lusty matrix
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hmm I don't think that was fried in a lot of oil though

amber steppe
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Although I did hear that shrimp, while it has a ton of protein and very low fat and carbs in comparison, tends to be high in cholesterol so do keep that in mind

amber steppe
split hazel
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@amber steppe: you can assume meat (incl. seafood) has zero carbohydrates

lusty matrix
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oh no i ate carbs for breakfast

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rip weight loss

stone cloak
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RIP

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Chonky puppy

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Looks good tho 😋

unborn furnace
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Dietary cholesterol has not been considered a real concern for over a decade IIRC

lusty matrix
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are dumplings good for weight loss

unborn furnace
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good for the soul

stone cloak
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He said my cholesterol is too high

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Rip me

unborn furnace
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Your blood cholesterol perhaps

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blood cholesterol != dietary cholesterol

stone cloak
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Well how’s it getting in my blood

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Through my diet

unborn furnace
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t-that's not how it works radDerp

stone cloak
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I eat cholesterol

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It go in my bloodstream

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No?

unborn furnace
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no

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you also eat chicken, do you have chicken in your blood?

stone cloak
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Yes

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Chicken in my DNA

lusty matrix
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is egg salad sandwich good for weight loss

lusty matrix
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ok I ended up just eating the egg salad and not the bread

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scooped out the egg salad with chopsticks

coral siren
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Remember

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the key is finding good food like paleo

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not guilt over bad food

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Additive mindset

lusty matrix
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oh i didn't eat the bread not because of guilt but rather because it was soggy and i couldn't bite through it

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now i'm eating mini tomatoes

split hazel
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@lusty matrix: tomatoes good, egg salad bad (lots of mayo == oil), egg salad on cheesy bread is worse

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did you do a bit of cardio (say, walking)?

lusty matrix
split hazel
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I just finished a single cardio working (stair machine: 1315 steps in 20 mins + additional cooldown, peak HR just under 180bpm). Despite the intensity, 20 mins is nothing, so I probably only burned something like 225 kcal.

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If you can squeeze-in even a 15 min walk each evening, you'll be rewarding yourself with a few calories burned, and a little exercise for your circulatory and respiratory systems

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Nightly Walk For Success (NWFS)

lusty matrix
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oh ok i just exercised for 2 minutes

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hmm exercising is so much work

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oh no i'm sweating

split hazel
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I found that, when I was still doing my double cardio workouts (60m), I had to break the 5 min mark to get past the "I don't want to do this" threshold. Maybe find that threshold for yourself and see at what point you start feeling like, "ok, let me keep going for a bit."

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You might find out you only have 2 mins of cardio in you, but you'll rapidly make progress if you do this every day (and add 15-30 seconds every day or two)

lusty matrix
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oh ok

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if i row really fast then after rowing 500 m (around 1 minute 50 seconds) i start seeing lightning and my muscles get sore due to lactic acid

split hazel
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Maybe peel it back a bit in terms of intensity, but increase the distance. Don't want to be seeing stars.

lusty matrix
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ok so i should go slower but longer

stone cloak
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Go faster and longer rollsafe

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6 pack puppy in no time

lusty matrix
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is this good for weight loss

unborn furnace
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do you keep track of calories at all purple puppy?

lusty matrix
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nope

unborn furnace
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it might be a good idea to do that for a while if you've never done it before

lusty matrix
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oh I used to do it but I stopped

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too much work

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and it's hard to estimate how much calories there are

junior fossil
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Do you tend to eat the same types of meals on a regular basis

lusty matrix
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nope

junior fossil
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Ah

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gg

elfin gate
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cut a ticket to your wife to do it for you

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mark it as a sev 2

lusty matrix
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seems like too much work to get her to count calories too

elfin gate
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yea, that's why you guys gonna convince her why it's good for her as well blobuwuthink

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hasn't your job prepared you on how to outsource work that should be your responsibility

lusty matrix
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is this good for weight loss

lusty matrix
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oh no i'm hungry

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time to drink lots of water

radiant verge
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🌊

split hazel
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@lusty matrix: salmon and steamed bok choy = pro

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the salmon is overcooked, though (albumin is squeezing out)

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I did rigorous calorie counting for a month. This helped me in 2 ways:

  1. I learned the protein/fat/carb content of everything I ate
  2. Since I weighed everything, I got a sense of volume vs. calories for different foods
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It's hard to look at a bowl of corn flakes and know how many grams you have unless you've weighed it at least once. But then you will discover the volume of 1 serving greatly varies depending on whether you're eating the big flakes at the top of the box, or the crushed flakes at the bottom.

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This is a distraction for you, though. You're just trying to lose a few pounds while in a totally normal weight range / body composition. As long as your conscious of your intake and do a little exercise, you're on a good path mochaThumbsUp

lusty matrix
split hazel
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If you ever get a chance, try sous vide salmon (110F), then pan fry it skin side down to make the skin crispy. The fat and skin aren't going to do your diet any favours, but it's a small thing.

lusty matrix
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the fat and skin are the most delicious

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and will do my diet a favor by motivating me to keep living

coral siren
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Salmon is very easy to look cooked on the outside

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but super duper raw in the middle

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IMO any salmon will look like that on the outside

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Because you have to sear the outside a bit to get the middle warmed up, even if you slow cook it

lusty matrix
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is this good for weight loss

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jerk chicken with vegetable

stone cloak
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Hey that’s not nice

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Why are you calling the chicken a jerk

radiant verge
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he's making it cry to increase his sodium intake

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🧠

lusty matrix
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hooray my blood pressure decreased further

lusty matrix
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is banh mi good for weight loss

split hazel
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If you avoid washing it down with a viet iced coffee, then it's not bad

lusty matrix
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hooray yesterday I ran 5 km

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in 40 minutes

stone cloak
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Pog

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That’s 7.5 km/h

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Fast puppy

split hazel
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<Poofler> That's 7.5 km/h"```
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lusty matrix
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is this good for weight loss

split hazel
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yes, except for what appears to be avocado trying to hide under the leaves 🥑 🥷🏽

lusty matrix
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and there's some yellow sauce

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rowed again but slower

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somehow i feel like the rowing machine at home is harder than the one at work

stone cloak
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🚣‍♂️

lusty matrix
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is this good for weight loss

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also I'm hungry halp

cobalt finch
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Well, you're going to have to be hungry to lose weight

lusty matrix
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oh no i'm hungry even after drinking a water

elfin gate
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Embrace the hunger

junior fossil
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Eat celery

lusty matrix
stone cloak
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😋

lusty matrix
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I accidentally threw away the soy sauce

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so I don't have the copious amounts of sodium to mask the taste of unfresh fish

stone cloak
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Yeah but now your sodium intake will decrease

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Your purple blood pressure thanks you

lusty matrix
lusty matrix
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thanks to not having soy sauce my blood pressure is now down to 107/70

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at this rate it will soon be 0 puphooray

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unfortunately the blood pressure monitor failed to connect to the internet today

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so I had to take this janky photo

elfin gate
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Ok but what about your weight goals

lusty matrix
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oh still fat

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actually my weight didn't change

lusty matrix
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i just went to the rowing machine but there was a person in the room containing the rowing machine so i left without rowing

junior fossil
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pup

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bad

lusty matrix
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is this good for weight loss

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it's all carbs and saturated fat and is about 1000 calories

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it is a Khachapuri Adjaruli

cobalt finch
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If you have to ask...

lusty matrix
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is this good for weight loss

lusty matrix
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I heard pizza only has 250 calories

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pretty healthy

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I ordered salad for dinner

junior fossil
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Just eat handfuls of spinach throughout the day and then you can eat whatever you want at night

lusty matrix
elfin gate
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Is that bacon

lusty matrix
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no

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that's ahi tuna

split hazel
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This is a fraud of a salad

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a fralad

lusty matrix
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back to 1k calories carbs

split hazel
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Is that egg drop soup with meat in it?

lusty matrix
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滑蛋牛肉

split hazel
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that is the worst name ever

lusty matrix
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it has rice underneath

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rice mixed with slippery egg: ChefKiss

split hazel
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some of these textures... >.<

jagged kayak
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Purple puppy, you should try climbing

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Super fun and it's a good workout

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you might gain weight from converting fat to muscle tho...

junior fossil
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a good problem

lusty matrix
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hmm climbing sounds like a lot of work

junior fossil
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Think of it more like a physical puzzle

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It’s work in the same way a game is…except you tend to be really tired after lol

gray citrus
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Feed me @lusty matrix

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I will help with ur weight loss by eating all ur food

lusty matrix
#

is this good for weight loss

elfin gate
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Only if you get it with no sugar and no milk

gray citrus
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And no boba

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It's so starchy

lusty matrix
#

is this good for weight loss

gray citrus
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If you gave it to me then it is 0 calories

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So yes

lusty matrix
#

it is also zero calories if I don't give it to you though

coral siren
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I think you need to post when you eat good things for weight loss mr purple puppy

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Seems like a junk food slideshow so far haha.

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Where is salmon poke bowl

elfin gate
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This is suppose to be a weight loss thread?

lusty matrix
#

yellow foods

coral siren
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Is egg pancake healthy? Egg pancake is milk plus flour plus veggies iirc. Close Enuff.

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hmm, what is that top right

lusty matrix
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the left one is corn pancake

coral siren
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flour egg corn seems 5/10

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fried dough, tsk tsk

lusty matrix
gray citrus
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can we rename this to purple puppy weight gain adventures

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@junior fossil

carmine parcel
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how else would he spend his money? thonking

lusty matrix
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weight gain adventures

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also i had 4 cantonese desserts in one day

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coconut sago, black sesame, soy pudding, and durian sago

gray citrus
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Feed me ;-;

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Save a hungry floofy pup and gain 10 years good luck

lusty matrix
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is this good for weight loss

junior fossil
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if you were on the rower an hour before kappa

carmine parcel
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how does he eat so much fancy food every single day

carmine parcel
# lusty matrix

first picture: it's prepared for wasting the sides? why are there cuts only for the sides

carmine parcel
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good pup

green owl
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Umm... I'm not seeing many weight loss updates in this thread. blobcatsipglare

unborn furnace
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Show us the scale purple puppy

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the people demand it

lusty matrix
#

oh no after i started eating the crab my hands got dirty and i couldn't take pictures of the rest of the food

elfin gate
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Where is the rest of the duck

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Thats like 1/3 of a bird at most

lusty matrix
jagged kayak
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easier ones will pretty much require minimal strength and thoughts

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that's how they get ya hooked

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soon, you'll have problems that require some strength and more technique

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you start having fun, gaining slight bit of muscle before you realize it, and boom you're a month into it

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then it hits, problems that require more strength

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at that point, you're having too much fun climbing that now you're actually motivated to work out and improve strength

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all so that you can climb better

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if you're in the bay area, we can go bouldering at dogpatch 🙃

carmine parcel
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What were your strongest onsights?
I got a 5.11c lead on-sight in Smith Rock, and a few V7 at indoor bouldering gyms (I haven't done enough outdoor bouldering to know how well that translates).
Went really close to a flash on 5.11d at Rumney just 2 weeks ago.

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Climbing is absolutely the most wonderful sport to get the entire body in shape, while also developing your mental game and getting some adrenaline fixes

lusty matrix
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omg i gained 3 kg

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wtf

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from 83 to 86

marble bolt
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Did you weigh at the same time of day last time?

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Before / after eating

lusty matrix
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nope

junior fossil
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Then yeah take these numbers with a fistful of dollars salt

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It’s best to weigh yourself in the morning

lusty matrix
#

previously i weighed myself in the afternoon after eating and i was lighter then

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this time i weighed myself in the morning after pooping

junior fossil
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Still just two data points taken under different circumstances

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You can’t project out much from that

unborn furnace
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Even weighing myself after waking up at the same time every day, the scale can swing by like 5lbs day to day

carmine parcel
lusty matrix
jagged kayak
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but i've been doing occasional V4 and regular V3's-- looking to get better xd

jagged kayak
#

what'd you do with the real purple puppy

lusty matrix
#

cucumber noodle

lusty matrix
#

oh no i am so fat and i keep snoring really loudly and preventing my wife from sleeping

radiant verge
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pup snore

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have you gone to a sleep doctor

lusty matrix
#

yeah they recommended an injection snoreoplasty thing but i got covid so i didn't go to my appointment

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and now it is 5 months later so idk how to schedule the appointment again

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they also only take appointments by telephone instead of the kaiser app

lusty matrix
cobalt finch
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are you going to eat all of that

unborn furnace
#

I would

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I'd feel ill and regret it later, but I would

cobalt finch
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so you know pp is going to as well

lusty matrix
elfin gate
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Mmmm seaweed salad

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Is there sauce for the salmon

lusty matrix
#

yup soy sauce vinegar and sesame oil

coral siren
#

That's really good!

lusty matrix
#

i hiked this thing yesterday

lusty matrix
#

are steamed dumplings good for weight loss

loud dagger
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depends whats in em blobuwuthink

jagged kayak
#

Trust

lusty matrix
lusty matrix
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but mostly just beef

lusty matrix
#

is fried chicken good for weight loss

lusty matrix
#

is fried fish good for weight loss

loud dagger
#

purple puppy's food saga blobuwuthink

cobalt finch
#

I love how this thread is about weight loss and yet pp has probably gained 10 pounds since this thread started

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Keep it going!!!

lusty matrix
elfin gate
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Cheapest meal puppy has had in 4 years

lusty matrix
#

they raised the prices

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20 chicken nuggers is $6.50 now

carmine parcel
#

the solution is clear

loud dagger
carmine parcel
#

leave that dirt bag behind

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pp, I'll refer you at Meta

lusty matrix
#

i forgot to bring my lunch

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so i have to eat pringles

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life is hard

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and meaningless

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I was extremely excited about my lunch, which was relatively healthy and composed of a collection of small eels, but I forgot to bring it to work and left it at home instead

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sigh

radiant verge
#

Try to set reminders on your phone

lusty matrix
#

oh no but my wife tells me to not look at my phone all the time

radiant verge
lusty matrix
#

I think today was just because it's my first day back from my week long vacation

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so I forgot my regular routine

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also there were a bunch of people in the house trying to install my fridge

unborn furnace
lusty matrix
unborn furnace
#

you need to keep emergency chopsticks on your desk

lusty matrix
unborn furnace
#

I keep a pair of non-disposable chopsticks permanently in my bag

lusty matrix
#

oh good idea

lusty matrix
#

oh no i gained weight and i'm back in the high blood pressure zone

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blood pressure used to be 107/70

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omg so dizzy after rowing for 2 minutes

native dune
lusty matrix
#

is this good for weight loss?

lusty matrix
#

my machine learning model has determined that green things help with weight loss

cobalt finch
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But not boba bearthink

elfin gate
#

Boba is empty calories

lusty matrix
#

but it's delicious

radiant verge
#

is that a parantha as a tortilla

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or is it an actual tortilla

lusty matrix
#

it's a 手抓饼 which is basically identical to a paratha or a roti prata or roti canai

split hazel
#

It looks like a roti canai with sliced hot dog & toasted sesame seeds inside blobcatthinkfrown

lusty matrix
split hazel
#

and hoddog

lusty matrix
#

and that's no ordinary hotdog, it's a 双汇王中王

split hazel
#

hotlion? 🦁

loud dagger
lusty matrix
#

rowed 500 m

karmic trout
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Delicious

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:))

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Also yeah I reccomend swimming 💯💯💯 quickest, most fun way to lose weight

vast charm
#

oh wow

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the erg is pure pain

lusty matrix
radiant verge
#

seafood and greens

lusty matrix
split hazel
#

@lusty matrix: why does that look like a hybrid between a porterhouse and a ribeye 🧐

lusty matrix
#

it's a ribeye, not sure hwy it looks like that

split hazel
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Interesting.

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I noticed you didn't ask us if it's good for weight loss. Lemme help you: no, it is not.

split hazel
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Also, you can't cut a steak with a butter knife

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not even a cauliflower steak

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Actually, that's a good idea. Try a cauliflower steak, possibly breaded with panko crumbs and herbs (dodge the deep fried strategy)

loud dagger
#

at least this doesnt have carbs

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so its kinda good?

split hazel
#

Carbs aren't inherently bad. It's just that some people don't handle quick upticks in insulin release / find themselves better satiated with a high-protein, high-fat diet. Lots of people can manage good appetite control with a high-carb diet.

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if your carbs are just plain sugars, then that's inherently bad, yes

lusty matrix
# split hazel Also, you can't cut a steak with a butter knife
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and it cut through the steak very easily

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furthermore the steak was previously cooked sous vide

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so it was very tender

split hazel
#

those spoons look like they'd hurt my mouth. Spoons should be narrow to accommodate my mouth.

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Those spoons are pro-weight-loss

lusty matrix
#

meh so even if the steak is half pound and has 700 calories, I had relatively few calories throughout the rest of the day

split hazel
#

how many bubble teas

lusty matrix
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0 today

split hazel
#

You don't snack throughout (at all) between meals?

lusty matrix
split hazel
#

well if you can manage to just have 3 larger meals with nothing in between, then that's pretty good

lusty matrix
stone cloak
vast charm
split hazel
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@lusty matrix: I will do 75 pushups for each 1 lb of weight you lose. Will do them as sets of 5x15 with increasing pauses between sets (20 - 90s)

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an additional 15 push-ups will be added for each 4lb milestone of weight loss

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if you get fit, I get fit. It's a double win. a twin win. a twwin.

lusty matrix
#

today morning i'm only 82.6 kg

split hazel
#

what's the goal weight?

lusty matrix
#

75 kg

radiant verge
#

I can't do as many pushups as that, but I'll try to do 30 for each pound you lose pp

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I'll join you both

split hazel
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ok, 16.75lb, so I'll be doing 135 pushups (11x15) by the end of this. Well, I guess I did this to myself.

LET'S DO THIS, LEEEERRRROOOOYYYYYYY MMMJJEENNNKKIIIINNSSSSSS

lusty matrix
#

oh no I ate a whole panda express family meal for 4 people

radiant verge
#

How does that happen

lusty matrix
#

not sure

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actually I lied I shared it with 2 coworkers but they ate very little

lusty matrix
#

oh no i'm so sleepy

native dune
lusty matrix
native dune
#

With all of the extra carbs in you rn you can get a good short workout in!

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I’m trying to lose 1 lb a week and whenever I eat more than I should have I work out a bit extra that day. Do your best! blobyes

lusty matrix
#

ok i went to the gym but someone else was sitting on the rowing machine

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then i tried walking outside but it's 35 degrees C

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which is 308 K

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which is too hot

loud dagger
#

running machine?

lusty matrix
loud dagger
#

jumping jacks?

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cycling machine

lusty matrix
#

oh no I've already depleted my daily exercise motivation

marble bolt
#

Run outside in the sun tbh

elfin gate
#

Wait

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That's like at least 3000 calories

lusty matrix
#

kung pao chicken: 240 kcal
fried rice: 470 kcal
broccoli beef: 120 kcal
honey walnut shrimp: 370 kcal

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hmm

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actually idk how the sizes here compare to the servings on the panda express website

elfin gate
#

Ain't no way Kun pao chicken is 240 calories

loud dagger
#

fun fact a pad thai is like 1k calories

elfin gate
#

Hmm these entree calories are suspiciously low

loud dagger
#

these guys say its at least 2k

lusty matrix
native dune
#

In the app, pp’s order comes out to 1840 calories

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Assuming 2 fried rice as the side, 3 entrees as the other things listed and no drinks or extras

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Fried rice x2 = 520, honey walnut shrimp 360, broccoli beef 150, kung pao chicken 290

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I haven’t had Panda Express in a really long time so I can’t verify if these numbers are suspiciously low

loud dagger
#

but how is kung pao chicken 290 cals

native dune
#

Is it just chicken and veggies or is there a really thick sauce on top of it? Peanuts can also add a lot of calories

lusty matrix
split hazel
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A- (unless that's a fatty fish)

lusty matrix
split hazel
#

oh it's pomfret

lusty matrix
#

I heard cardi b said meetfresh is very healthy

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so it must be good for weight loss

lusty matrix
#

are cocktails good for weight loss

split hazel
#

no: alcohol is ~7kcal/mL, alcohol interferes with regular metabolism, and cocktails often have a lot of extra sugar.

lusty matrix
#

oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!

split hazel
#

Have two simple drinks without sweetener additives, have fun, drink a lot of water, then hit the hay

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you got this 👍🏽

carmine parcel
loud dagger
lusty matrix
#

yeah it's the grass jelly dessert, really good

lusty matrix
#

oh no i'm 85 kg today

split hazel
#

Does this mean I do 15 fewer push-ups now thonking

coral siren
#

I think it means drink more bubble tea

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It's clearly brilliant for weight loss.

Look at purple puppy he's lost -3 kg. In three weeks!

split hazel
#

he's lost -3kg
blobcatthinkfrown

coral siren
#

For me the key to going from 103kg to 93kg was healthy, meal prepped food.

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That's actually delicious.

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Like I made ratatouille last night. Eggplant red onions tomatoes bell peppers few other things.

Cooked in my saucepan for 45 minutes

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Now I have a week of food that is literally 100% healthy vegetables and a ton of garlic.

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And I'm looking forward to eating it.

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The best part is if I'm exhausted or busy, I've still got a kilo of ratatouille in my fridge to heat up for the next two weeks.

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IMO stuff like that is the way.

Lemon, paprika, chilli marinated chicken breasts.

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And yeah, I never eat healthy when I eat out. Key is killing snacks at home, not ruining a restaurant meal by not ordering dessert.

lusty matrix
#

is this good for weight loss

radiant verge
#

the oil

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pup

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you'll become big pup

carmine parcel
#

how do you eat so much notlikethis

lusty matrix
#

hmm I'm 84 kg today

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maybe just daily fluctuations

native dune
lusty matrix
#

more or less

native dune
#

I have to take a 1-2 week average to track if I’m actually losing weight or not. Individual day to day tells me nothing

lusty matrix
lusty matrix
#

is this good for weight loss

stone cloak
#

No

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That’s positive calories

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You need negative calories

lusty matrix
#

oh no!!!

loud dagger
lusty matrix
#

oh my wife made that

split hazel
#

@loud dagger: I think the pattern is:

  • Eat well at work during weekdays
  • Evenings are a toss-up
  • Weekends go off the rails
lusty matrix
#

I wish I could gain money and lose weight instead of the other way around

lusty matrix
#

work food

lusty matrix
#

oh no i'm hungry

stone cloak
#

White rice

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Is that good for weight loss

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🤔

loud dagger
#

better than fried rice

unborn furnace
#

fried rice so good tho

lusty matrix
loud dagger
stone cloak
lusty matrix
#

hmm why are google search results so bad nowadays

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I'm trying to find that popular chain in japan that has very large ramen servings

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but the only results are for local ramen restaurants here and mukbang videos

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nope

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but anyway

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there are definitely places in japan that have huge servings of carbs

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japanese people also eat gyoza with rice blurry_eyes

loud dagger
#

fried rice with a side of white rice rollsafe

lusty matrix
#

that reminds me of cantonese porridge base hot pot

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粥底火锅

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which is like hot pot except congee instead of the typical hot pot broth

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congee fondue I guess

junior fossil
#

I spent 250円 for a giant bento box so. It really depends lol

stone cloak
#

Sorry

carmine parcel
split hazel
#

In absolute terms, 2705 kcal is surprisingly high, but this data represents averages (Japan has few obese people, but 'overweightness' (25 <= BMI <= 30) is pretty common

loud dagger
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the beer belly skinny guy type i guess

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skinny fat

split hazel
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(BMI is just weight (kg) / square of height (m). It doesn't take proportions into account)

loud dagger
#

ah fair, but its what ive seen also, so it must be facts blobuwuthink

split hazel
#

BMI is a 'group statistic' used by epidemiologists as a 'figure of merit.' They were like, "what if we divide weight by height? Can we use that to predict lifespan or heart disease? Ok, it sort of works. What if we square the height? Like pounds per square foot? That works even better! Let's publish our results now."

That's it. It's not a good metric for evaluating individuals because it doesn't take into account if the individual is skinnyfat or muscular & athletic

unborn furnace
#

I struggle with weight loss at 1500 kcal a day, and here I see countries averaging 3200 kcal blobglarecry

split hazel
#

yes, but 63% of Americans are either overweight or obese, so you don't want to consume like that

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You should be losing weight at a mere 1500 kcal/day of intake. Are you completely sedentary or something?

loud dagger
#

michael phelps ate like 10k, just be like him gopher 😎

lusty matrix
#

so most people don't actually eat all that much

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and it is likely that japanese people are just very good about not wasting food

unborn furnace
loud dagger
unborn furnace
#

wasting food is horrible

split hazel
#

chlorophyll is the mitochondria of the plant cell

loud dagger
#

i hate that my condo doesnt have food disposal either radFeels

unborn furnace
lusty matrix
loud dagger
#

o no youre giving me bio flashbacks

split hazel
#

@unborn furnace: when I got strict about my diet, I did two things: I weighed all my food, and I recorded everything I ate. Eventually, once I knew how to gauge my intake, I stopped weighing things, but I continued with the log. It forced my to acknowledge everything I ate.

Not sure if this will help you, but it's what kept occult calories sneaking into my diet

unborn furnace
#

I did that

split hazel
#

k sweet

unborn furnace
#

I'm 30+ lbs down from December 2020

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closer to 40

split hazel
#

wow, hella nice work

unborn furnace
#

and I think ~20 since December 2021

split hazel
#

Almost (20lb/yr) for 2 years, then?

unborn furnace
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Yeah something like that

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it's so slow

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and it's even slower now

#

I think I might be losing maybe 1 lb a month

split hazel
#

Who cares. Progress is progress

unborn furnace
#

It's hard to measure 1 lb a month of progress because it gets lost in daily fluctuations. So I spent an entire month not knowing if I was stalled or not, if I should change something, etc

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the feedback loop is awful

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also I'm still 15 lbs off from where I want to be, so 1 lb a month is not cutting it for me

split hazel
#

I would weigh myself every day (at the same time) and just look at the trend. Some people don't like daily measurements because of the natural variance, but I preferred it because a weekly/monthly measurement would seem like a "milestone" to me, and I didn't want that pressure.

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I did this in 2021 and applied a moving average to the curve to smooth-out the local variance. I was only interested in the trend.

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brb job time

loud dagger
#

u think maybe gopher youre eating too much protein and it gets turned into fat 🤔

unborn furnace
#

the calories from protein are accounted for

native dune
#

I’m at a plateau right now despite walking or running 5-10 miles a day and pretty sure I should be at a calorie deficit and also looking for an answer to this ohno

carmine parcel
carmine parcel
# unborn furnace it's so slow

I think it's a good sign, in your case.
Steady progress means it was a lifestyle, which is the most profound and long-lasting type of change you can do for weight loss. 🙂

lusty matrix
#

halp there is a spider on my rowing machine

lusty matrix
#

82.4 kg today

lusty matrix
#

is this good for weight loss

elfin gate
#

That looks fried

lusty matrix
#

fried rice and 2 day old soggy microwaved calamari

loud dagger
#

breaded blobcatsipglare

elfin gate
#

Get an air fryer

lusty matrix
elfin gate
#

The people deserve it

lusty matrix
# elfin gate Buy one for the office then expense it

in our microkitchen we used to have 4 microwaves but the circuit breaker kept tripping so now we only have 3 microwaves (and occasionally 2). don't think there's the space or the power budget for an air fryer

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there's always a line at lunchtime for the microwaves too

loud dagger
#

time to switch to sandwiches

lusty matrix
#

is cheeseburger good for weight loss

cobalt finch
#

No

lusty matrix
#

idk why people like eating cheeseburger, the first layer is just bread and is very tasteless and dry, next comes the meat layer which tastes pretty good, but afterwards it's all lettuce followed by another bread

split hazel
#

@lusty matrix: universally, people enjoy fatty meats surrounded by soft, chewy bread. This includes: hoddogs, hamburgers, meaty baos, and most submarine sandwiches (incl. philly cheesesteak)

lusty matrix
#

oh ok

unborn furnace
#

I want char siu bao

lusty matrix
#

yes i would take a juicy 狗不理包子 over this dry and horrible room temperature burger

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although i've has some good burgers in the past

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also fun fact: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goubuli means "dog ignore" because it's so delicious that a dog will ignore everything else when eating it

Goubuli, also sometimes transcribed as Go Believe (Chinese: 狗不理; pinyin: Gǒubùlǐ; lit. 'dogs don't pay attention/dogs ignore'), is a brand of stuffed baozi from Tianjin, China. Founded in 1858, it is one of China's longest established brands. Each Goubuli bun has eighteen wrinkles.

split hazel
#

That's some high praise 😲

lusty matrix
split hazel
#

Decent, but I see all that chicken skin 👀

lusty matrix
split hazel
#

@lusty matrix: I am a vegetarian today, but I used to eat chicken in bulk when I was actually fit. I would cook chicken skin-on, crisp the skin separately, then (mostly) share the crisped skin with my family (to avoid eating it myself).

Do the same. Treat your wife, get lean yourself 💪🏽

lusty matrix
split hazel
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@lusty matrix: sriracha + lemon juice was the replacement flavour. I never had a high-sodium diet, so dodging salt was easy for me.

lusty matrix
split hazel
#

sodifat

lusty matrix
#

anyway, I can't not eat chicken skin. It's against my principles. I can give up everything else (sugar, etc) but not chicken skin

radiant verge
#

try to emulate the taste?

lusty matrix
split hazel
#

I can't not eat chicken skin. It's against my principles.

a man of conviction 🙏🏽

radiant verge
lusty matrix
#

curry beef rice

lusty matrix
#

is this good for weight loss

#

hmm my wife packed me like a kilogram of salmon

elfin gate
#

Fish and broccoli I'd a very low calorie meal

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So yes it Is finally good for weight loss

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Doesn't count if you go home and then eat 1000 calories of red meat though

loud dagger
#

its not lean fish though

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and theres the fish skin

lusty matrix
#

oh ok since it was good for weight loss i got this to balance it out

split hazel
#

Top notch framing for that shot 📸

lusty matrix
#

oh no i regress

radiant verge
#

pup thank you for your posting, I'm now 4-5kg down

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current 149-150 and steady

lusty matrix
#

is this good for weight loss

radiant verge
#

220 cals: 39g carbs 39g sugar

#

that looks like a fattening juice

#

could you find another alternative

lusty matrix
#

nope since we already bought this

radiant verge
#

i'd refrain from alot of sugar that's processed

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or try to use as little as possible

elfin gate
#

You can evaporate all the liquid out and so you don't have thr drink thr fake sugary calories

native dune
#

If it’s too sweet you could water it down. But honestly in the long run you’d probably be better off making your own matcha tea

lusty matrix
#

e.g.:

  • #foodies message
  • #foodies message
  • #foodies message
  • #foodies message
  • #foodies message
#

etc

native dune
lusty matrix
#

are macarons good for weight loss

split hazel
#

They're made of almond (high fat), sugar (not good), egg white (little protein), plus the filling (assuredly bad)

Survey says: 👎🏽

lusty matrix
split hazel
#

Well at least there's only 5? How much did that cost, btw? Don't say more than $10

lusty matrix
#

guess pupsidedown

radiant verge
#

50 dollars

loud dagger
#

20

marble bolt
split hazel
#

@marble bolt: Should be $1.50 - $2.50 USD each (+ box overhead), but the price range is inflated in America. Dominique Ansel charges more for macarons in NYC than Pierre Herme charges in Paris.

astral briar
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Macarons are also hella bad in the US compared to Paris. They are tough to make as well

lusty matrix
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oh ok anyway i got mine for free

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my friend made like 1000 of them

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the 3 big trays above were the rejects that didn't pass quality control

split hazel
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Why they only give you 5, then? blobcatthinkfrown

stone cloak
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pls send so I can check again thx

amber steppe
lusty matrix
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but gave 10 to each of their friends (I got two boxes of 5)

lusty matrix
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is it a good idea to eat a hotdog at midnight if I haven't eaten anything since breakfast

lusty matrix
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ended up getting these instead of hotdog

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ok even i can tell that this is not good for weight loss

lusty matrix
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one of my main motivations to lose weight is to not snore as much

radiant verge
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epic

lusty matrix
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oh god i ate like 6000 calories

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halp

elfin gate
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Eat less

split hazel
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@lusty matrix: I know you're on vacation, a time for letting go of worries, but I think you will agree it's possible to enjoy oneself without diving all the way into indulgence

lusty matrix
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oh ok

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it was a fixed menu though

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and i mustn't waste food so i eat everything

lusty matrix
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straws make terrible chopsticks

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beignets

unborn furnace
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you really need to carry emergency chopsticks with you at all times purple puppy

lusty matrix
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I had only 5 edamame dumplings today for lunch today

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in order to lose weight

lusty matrix
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beef and jambalaya

lusty matrix
lusty matrix
lusty matrix
lusty matrix
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extreme carbs!!!!!

junior fossil
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:roundpup:

lusty matrix
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ok I"m leaving new orleans tonight

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and I'll probably skip dinner

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so today's calorie intake should be bounded at around 3000

junior fossil
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understandable

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NOLA carbs are primo

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damn I should drive over lol

lusty matrix
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at least I walked relatively more during this trip

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compared to before

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such as that saturday that I spent entirely just sitting at home

junior fossil
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traveling def gets me out more

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one of the reasons I love it

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hope it was a good trip

lusty matrix
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wtf